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sewiously, Strongbad
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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yea really?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
well it was 400
my bad
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Ive heard a certain lefty with colored gloves
is a little light in the loafers if you know what i mean
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Wrong
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
yea not true
straight edge = no drugs sir (jayslick)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah you guys missed what i was saying
he’s pro prop 8
he might travel to iowa sumtime soon
he enjoys linda ronstadt and grease
he likes dudes
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
I know what you're saying
And I still think you’re wrong. I’ve been well-informed about his girlfriend.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
myy bad
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
yup and i know sum1 who works with his puerto rican houseboy at a restaurant locally
he can screw both u know….
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
wait, what?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
rachel alexander
bows everoyne away
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
GD3
already 3rd at end of 2nd inning?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
with this umping crew, I wonder if they are really trying....lol
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
did that female barf bag just give the male barf bag a rim job?
please tell me I’m not the only one who saw that commercial…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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holy shit
one rider bucked off in the chute
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
And they're off in the Preakness
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
wow look at rachel alexandra
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
OT: Anyone feel the earthquake in Euless around noon-ish?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
OH GAWD IT WAS TERRIBLE!!!!!
im still crying
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
who wants to trade salty now?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
bird in last again?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
making a move
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching midgets get trampled
this is what I tune in for every year.
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by Maximilian on May 16, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
there is no appeal
unless you are wagering… at least for me…
but a day at the races can be a lot of fun.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
i like watching triple crown
thats the only 3 races i watch all year
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That I can see
often the same answer I get about NASCAR, totally different when you go to the event.
by texasbuckeye on May 16, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
everyone knows you watch nascar for the wrecks
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
rachel alexandra
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
what a horse
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
x
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
what are you insinuating
all black people look the same?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
i think thats what he's saying.
that’s racist!!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Only that Sean = Chone
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Wow, Mine That Bird almost made the move...
Would have if it didn’t get stuck on the outside.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Who is Dale Henson? :o)
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by Brandon Bibb on May 16, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Drew Hansen?
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by Brandon Bibb on May 16, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Hanson?
Mmmbop?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Abreu?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I haven't listened to Dave Barnett since March
I forgot how monotone he is
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
I don't know...
I’m asleep on the first word he says…
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I don't think so
He almost got excited about that Hammy catch though
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
i was too lazy to google for that image
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
WHOA
Hamilton turns on the afterburners.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Hamilton
read about us making fun of his range in CF
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You know you spend too much time on LSB
When you go to other sites and hit “z” to try and scroll through the comments…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
(you are not alone)
i do it too
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I do that over at Fark a lot
never works
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
I do that at BBTiA all the time
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Every messageboard should have this layout.
It’s so much easier to follow along, rather than going through page after page looking for a comment.
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Couldn't agree more!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
157 viewers on justin.tv
:(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
more people= more attention
more attention=more likely to get shut down
if it gets shut down i wont get to watch :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Reading this made me think of Homer:
$20? I wanted a peanut.
“$20 can buy many peanuts.”
EXPLAIN HOW!
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- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
That was one of the best scenes in Simpsons history.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
The more viewers, the more likely the MLB nazis find it?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone believe
Mike Maddux when he said Lackey was essentially just rusty. I don’t.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
he said it while plotting the angels demise
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
whats he supposed to say?
“F that guy! Im bringing in Benson in the 7th just to bean chone figgins and get tossed!!”
-Mike Maddox
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
That's why I prefer FedEx
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Not as bad as DHL every year
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Fuck you ump.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
amateur nite with the umps again......
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
Derek Lowe
nailed one last year.
Delmon Young too.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
young was the first one i thought of
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
that shit was awesome
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
He didn't really throw at him
the bat just slipped out of his hands
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Brad Penny
nailed the same guy Blalock almost killed
by texasbuckeye on May 16, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Come one, come all and witness.."The Amazing Floating Strike Zone!!"
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
No Josh, let's not talk about the 9th inning last night.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I think I get it now...
if they don’t swing…it’s not a strike.
by JimCrankshaft on May 16, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
this is not good
that strike zone has shrunk a lot. padilla is not long for this game if this keeeps happening
how many umpires have done this lately?
it’s getting damn annoying
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
directly over the pate, between 2.5 and 3 feet high
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
near the nape
but just outside the taint
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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Any pitch thrown by an Angels pitcher
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by rangers85 on May 16, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
this mets/giants game
showing this game will get me to follow one of the teams. especially since i live in tx.
not jennings
just that padilla can’t make it past 5 innings. I don’t really trust our bullpen. starters going long innings has masked their ineffectiveness
Whew.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I'm sick of these tight strike zones
I especially hate seeing the low strike be called a ball
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Here's my theory
The umps strike zones have always sucked.
However, our pitchers haven’t thrown strikes in the past, so we never noticed. This year, they are throwing more strikes, so we notice when the umps strike zones are jacked up.
agree
been wondering that, too
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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According to the sabermetricians, however, our pitchers aren't doing any worse than they were last year
instead, it’s the defense that is making the Rangers better.
or some bullshit like that
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably some credence to that
Afterall, we do have the great Elvis Andrus patrolling the left side of the infield now.
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by Brandon Bibb on May 16, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
How is that figured out?
Maybe I just don’t get those type of stats but aren’t those two related?
by texasbuckeye on May 16, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
uhhho
did this feed just switch to courage the cowardly dog?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
i think male 28 dan
is squirrly as shit
but its back
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright, gang
leaving for the Cats’ game… see ya after the Rangers’ win!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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have fun!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
gl
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Grace
Makin’ fun of the spastic kid.
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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I’m moving to SLC here in 2 weeks. How do you keep up w/ the rangers do you use mlb.tv?
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by aggierangerfan00 on May 16, 2009 5:37 PM CDT reply actions
Nice job of adjusting Josh
Tried to pull an outside pitch and missed.
Gets another one on the outside and he just flares it out into left field.
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Uh.
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Boo 2-0 hacking
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Hey, he wouldn't be Hank without it!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
you can tell
rudy not happy with blalock right there
I love the Fox national blackout.
I pay like $3,000,000.99 for the stupid Extra Innings package, but I can’t watch my Rangers play today because Fox wants me to watch the shitty NYM/SFG game.
Thanks, Budford M. Selig.
You = Awesome.
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy crap!
Awesome, thank you!
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by thedirkatron on May 16, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
philkid found it
i spent forever looking but no luck
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
likke me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
And me.
Especially since I effing paid to see every Rangers game.
I hate Budford.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 16, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
if it gets too high
MLB will shut it down
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep....pretty much me too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
What else do you expect?
From the gang that thinks Hawaii is a market for the Giants and Dogers, even though no local television station has picked up either teams’ broadcast rights?
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by Brandon Bibb on May 16, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Budford lol
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
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Budford????
More like Bumf*ck…….
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 16, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
out
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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his foot was off the bag
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
So to make up for the BS strike/ball calls, karma makes it up to us with Byrd being safe there.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
yes
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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That sucked.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
F
padilla’s going to give up the lead.
i blame that inning on hank. what a terrible person. he should be bunting from now on
Wash says he's swinging the hot bat though!
Apparently Wash only wakes up for the AB’s against Brandon Morrow.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
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that pisses me off
our hitters are big and dumb
and Hank!
oh, wait…
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I bet we see one more inning of Loux and then the bullpen by committee...
…as planned before sending Lackey out to throw at Kinsler.
I bet their bully is tired as hell, too
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm starting to think we'll be lucky to make it out with a tie game.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Some outs would be nice Vinny.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
fuck
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 16, 2009 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL, KoK, why are you arguing with those noobs on the Justin.tv feed?
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no good reason
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
how is it going to fuck it up?
are they gonna report it?….
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
done lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
meh
i said i was done lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
DONE
didnt know that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
annoyed lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
eww
The Angels are whacking it at belt high balls?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Maddox:
Touch my mustache and be healed!
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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I think I’m a bit behind you guys…
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I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Better yet
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Ha, we had same idea
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Great minds...
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
NICE
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Triple Play Triceratops
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Mine is better.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
anyway go rangers
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
And I'll just go ahead and say it
“That’s what she said.”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Micah!!
for shame!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
worked!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
WOOOO DP
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Nice...1 more to go
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
You guys can't get greedy with the dino's
If you ask for too much, you won’t get anything
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
+juan
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Ummmm...why does that guy have that hat on?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
The best of all irony...
… a DirectTV game break on FOX Sports. I have DirectTV and the baseball package here in Chicago but I can’t see the game because of f-ing Fox.
lets go to prison is on TV
funny movie
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Padilla's 2010 option:
Do not want.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
FUCK.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Being singled to death
Nothing is more painful
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
what is that 6 singles?
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
5 in the inning
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
If this where MLB 08 the show, Rex Hudler would have some dumbass line about spinnach for us.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Can we get Benson up?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
ya right
padilla would pull a knife on you
by rangersfan32 on May 16, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK
Benson up
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This time next year:
Holland will be in the rotation instead of Padilla. Rest easy everyone.
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