What does this guy look like? Detroit edition
by Adam J. Morris on May 19, 2009 3:30 PM CDT
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Bringing back one of our fun games from last year...
Brandon Inge, pictured above...what does this guy look like he'd be doing for a living, if he weren't a baseball player?
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he'd be driving a van alright...
but with that small interpupillary distance distance, it’s most like going to be a panel fan that says “free candy” on the side.
have to now
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
by LBBRangerFan on May 19, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe it would be a different van
A Van
Down by the River
by Mark from OC on May 19, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
IT
maybe computer engineer
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
He'd be Simon Pegg
except less funny
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Agreed...
First person I thought of when I saw the pic on the home page.
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on May 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Hah, so true.
Simon Pegg is the first thing that pops in my mind every single time I see Brandon Inge’s mug.
You wanna fuckin' anchovies with dat?
I justa told you’s, we’s out of fuckin’ anchovies!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
+1
Thats what I thought.
Greg Maddux with a wrap sheet a mile long
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 19, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Scott Peterson
“Remembering Lacy”
Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.
Finally, your sig makes sense!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on May 19, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
That is a sandwich ARTIST
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
by LBBRangerFan on May 19, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
pest control
without the respirator
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
by RangerMad on May 19, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Great...
…just combined the guesses from boomer1 and SteveP and now I can’t go to Subway for a while.
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
I haven't been able to go to Subway
since I was at one in Bryan 8 years ago, and I saw one of the “sandwich artists” throw a bread knife at one of her friends that was ordering, it stuck in him, fell to the ground, he picked it back up, gave it to her and she proceeded to cut the bread with the knife. and the manager/check out lady was singing “from the windows, to the walls…” the unedited version – to me – while I was checking out.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 19, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I AM NOT READING THIS
I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT SAYS, BUT I HAVE A FEELING IT AIN’T GOOD.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 19, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
A roadie for Hoobastank
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
Assistant manager (late shift) at Jack in the Box
Would you like to try one of our combo meals?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Toll booth
Either working there, or aspires to.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
Meth-addicted roofer in the Chicago area
by Jack Nicholson 1974 on May 19, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions
Good one.
Really does look strung out.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 19, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
RAIN MAN...
on his way to a ballgame. I can see him counting the seats in the stadium and getting hit in the head by a fly ball.
Football=Fling... Baseball=Relationship
You know, with the team playing the way they are
is this the best time to start reviving things from last season?
/yes, I suffer from sports superstitions
//don’t act like you weren’t thinking the same thing
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Fish salesman
down on the docks in Joursey.
Tom Grieve is my hero.
underage girls?
I thought Spacey was gay
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 19, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
jeez
I’m getting old…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 19, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Assistant mortician
Who drives run what you brung stock cars at night.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on May 19, 2009 4:25 PM CDT reply actions
Janitor at a middle school.
Despite living in Ohio, he decided to follow his high school girlfriend to Georgia Tech, only to discover that she had cheated on him twice in high school and many more times in college. Heartbroken, he dropped out of school and went on a three-year bender before getting his life straight. He considered going in the seminary, but that was too much discipline for him. He’s more of a free spirit, you know? He’s in touch with God and everything, but that just wasn’t his style. Instead, he tried to write a novel, but went broke by chapter 12. Problem is, it’s a 95-chapter book. So he took this job at a middle school to make ends meet, but damnit, he’s got big city dreams.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on May 19, 2009 4:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Very funny.
Best of the thread. Rec-tum
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 19, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Dirk's new girlfriend
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Gopher, Everett?
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
Rangers Farm Probables
Rangers Video Highlights
Or maybe
My other brother Darrel
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on May 19, 2009 5:05 PM CDT reply actions
He looks like a
Power hungry state highway patrol officer.
Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.
He looks
like he would move to Hawaii and grow a large black mustache and become a P.I. Most likely wearing the Tigers hat around the island as well.
"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve
Image fail
at least on my computer.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 19, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
baby boxer
(1) The picture doesn’t do justice to his baby face.
(2) He has a history of getting in fights and winning (notably, with Ugeth Urbina, later convicted of murder). So, I’d say, he’d be a boxer in one of the lighter weight divisions. :)
Whats the team's record
after Adam posts a “What does this guy look like” thread?
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
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