WAY OT - Nowitzki's Pickle of a Problem
by lamron on May 19, 2009 1:40 PM CDT
59 comments
via lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com
So I come across this article in the DMN where Dirk's girlfriend now says she is pregnant with his child. Jeez, if this is true... wow... what a bad decision. I still cannot figure out what was going on with him. I mean the guy could of walked into just about any place and walked out with a cute chick. Bad Luck.
And Bad Karma for the Mavs. You can't tell me he wasn't thinking about this during the series. Although I suspect I know the problem. All I can say is Bad Beer = Bad Decisions. C'mon Dirk!?!?! Miller Lite... Really? I think he should sue the Miller brewing company for giving him bad beer goggles.
So logic thereby dictates if you drink too much Miller Lite you sleep with men...
0 recs |
59 comments
Email
Print
Comments
Looks like Bitter Beer Face to me
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 19, 2009 1:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im about 99% sure thats not dirk
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
That absolutely is Dirk. Those pics are famous.
by jthig32 on May 19, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if thats the case
then either the guy in front of him in in a hella tall chair or is quite tall himself or dirk is nowhere near as tall as i thought…
looks real strange, but then again maybe its just bad perception b/c of lighting, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's leaning down
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on May 19, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trust me
Dirk is definitely as tall as he is said to be. Im 6’7 and he towers over me. Really weird to actually have to look up at someone. Now I know how all my friends feel.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on May 19, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my point is that
hes that tall
but how talll is the other guy in the pic
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6'2 or 6'3 probably
Dirks standing a couple feet behind him and leaning down and toward the guy so Id say about 6’2 or 6’3
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on May 19, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dirk is really only 6'6
They say TV adds 6 inches.
by tyd3311 on May 20, 2009 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your an NBA star
can’t you at least pull a hot crazy stripper type? How do you end up with an unattractive crazy stripper type?
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
by DJCahill on May 19, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There's just no accounting for taste
in women.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on May 19, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't choose your stalkers
they choose you…
by sam in so cal on May 20, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dirk
Yeah, I can’t understand why he would have hit that. I wouldn’t hit that, and my standards are (or should be) a whole hell of a lot lower than those of a pro basketball player.
The first picture I saw of her, my first thought was (with apologies to the Boondocks’ cartoon), “Grand-dad! She’s a ho!”
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on May 19, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
She’s pretty ugly if i’m being honest
my sig is better than yours
by hinduplaya on May 19, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's ugly
and that is being generous.
by bhudson on May 19, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're not seeing her at her best
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on May 19, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seems to me...
If she was really pregnant would it not be plastered all over the news?
…and if she is it seems Dirk should not have much trouble getting custody.
by death of the cool on May 19, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DMN just ran a story on it
and it’s about dirk nowitzki. not really kobe or lebron
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on May 19, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all these people
saying that dirk could pull a hot stripper type chick. a hottie, gorgeous model etc…
maybe he isn’t shallow. maybe he looks beyond that. and maybe this girl manipulated him (which she’s apparently good at).
that’s all.
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
by gossamer on May 19, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pulled Tony Banks in to her web also.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 19, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he figured out fairly quickly
that she was a crazy psycho.
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
by DJCahill on May 19, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
He had better handlers than Dirk does.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 19, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should've introduced her to Nash.
He seemed to go the opposite way of the hot stripper type, and got himself a good girl. Dirk’s privacy/shyness cost him on this one. I wonder how many teammates met her.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on May 19, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not shallow either
But I know a ho when I see one.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on May 19, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He isn't shallow
he was able to look past bad looks to find bad character.
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
by DJCahill on May 19, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on May 19, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think
she is really pregnant. I read the Star-Telegram article… she says she found out when she was booked into jail, and that he doesn’t know. I’m thinking she’s still lying, hoping he’ll feel sorry for her and bail her out.
by Oddibee on May 19, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
has anyone found
an attractive pic of her?
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
by clark on May 19, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No
But I saw Tony Banks on the news one night saying that she’s a whole lot better looking than her mug shot.
by BoogPowell on May 19, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
That’s the best Dirk could do? I think she has the longest face I’ve ever seen. Add that to her half-man half-horse like features and that’s not a good combo.
And I sure hope she isn’t pregnant. That would be one ugly ass kid.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on May 19, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
sometimes the ugliest ones are the wildest ones in bed
personally, i think it’s pretty lame to question his taste on her looks. to each his own.
maybe manly horse-faces are the hot girls in germany.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on May 19, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
still doesnt explain
there love for hasselhoff
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on May 19, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe manly horse-faces are the hot girls in germany"
that’s funny.
"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16
by tricer on May 19, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ahem
They were my neigh-bors. They were in a stable relationship. I wanted to move away from them, for one of them sang loudly and his voice was a bit hoarse. I fell at the first hurdle – I didn’t have the money. I’m afraid I was saddled with them. My happiness was my mane priority.
by lamron on May 19, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe he just kept her around
because he realizes that it’s tough for him to score during the playoffs.
"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16
by tricer on May 19, 2009 3:37 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Tricer shoots! He scores!
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
by DJCahill on May 19, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ding ding ding ding!!
we have a winner!
by jacksastud on May 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No be honest, I'm not sure Dirk can do any better
Money and fame only goes so far when you’re a goofy looking f’er.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
by WyoRanger on May 19, 2009 4:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure
Lyle Lovett and Ric Ocasek are just as goofy-looking as Dirk (if not more so) and they both scored far better looking women.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on May 19, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lyle Lovett is a cool dude
Must be to hang out on the front porch.
by tyd3311 on May 19, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really?
You can’t tell me he wasn’t thinking about this during the series.
didnt he just average like 32/11 in the nuggets series? unless youre going to tell me that it made him incredible and it made jason terry suck….
by Fireal20 on May 19, 2009 4:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Anyone who thinks Dirks performance was affected by this bitch is delusional. Guy was nails during the regular and postseason
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on May 19, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
I hear she took him for 500 large.
by tyd3311 on May 20, 2009 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think Dirk was gonna go for 40 and 20 every night if this bitch wasn't around or something?
The guy was nails in the playoffs. He is the last guy to blame for the Mavericks playoff demise.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love how early in the post season (the spurs series?)
they were bitching and moavning about dirk “this team has no chacne with dirk in the playoffs” — “he always chokes in teh playoffs” — one dude even said they should play him in the reg season and bench him in the playoffs
wtf — dirk is a pretty damn good NBA player…superstar? (well hes not that marketable, even if he was somewhere in a bigger market) but still…
dirk is pretty damn solid
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He might be able to
be the #2 man on a championship team. I think its a safe bet he’ll never be “the guy” on a team that wins a ring.
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
by DJCahill on May 20, 2009 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he kind of reminds me of KG in that regard
garnett wasnt “the guy” last year (pierce)
KG and dirk arent players who can take over a game and carry a team to the championship like jordan, kobe, lebron, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not exactly going out on a limb
he’s 1st team all-NBA this year. It’s not Dirk’s fault they didnt win.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on May 20, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard the interview by this chick.....
and she is crazy….
She was talking about how Dirks former coach is the cause of this because he is controlling….ya think the cause might have been that you are a felon fleeing the law with like 8 different names?
by death of the cool on May 20, 2009 8:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Certain photos copyright © 2009 by Associated Press or Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Associated Press and Getty Images is strictly prohibited.
