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23-15

There's going to be talk tomorrow about what a great outing Dontrelle Willis had and how the D-Train is back.

The reality is, though, that he faced the perfect opponent...a lefty-heavy lineup of hackers who would rather chase pitches a foot out of the strike zone than wait Willis out and make him throw strikes.

I can't wait for this series to be over.

 

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Bring on houston.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 19, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Do we get Wandy?

Please God tell me we miss Wandy.

by LiamP on May 19, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Wandy or Oswalt

Wandy’s pitching tomorrow, Oswalt Thursday.

by GoDMurphy on May 19, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not even all that worried about Oswalt

Wandy and his lethal combination of left handedness, bendy stuff and being good would rape this team.

by LiamP on May 19, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of those things

the being good is probably the least important. Left handed and bendy is probably enough.

"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on May 19, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

awful

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on May 19, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Medusa news

I saw her today. She was eating lunch in the food court at the Plaza of the Americas in downtown Dallas.

She’s so freaky in person. I would say I was worried that she saw me staring, but I couldn’t have been the only one.

by cstorm15 on May 19, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

This team sucks!

Adam Lambert is indeed a rock god,so suck it.

by red shoe ranger on May 19, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

please explain "game score"

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on May 19, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Game Score

Game Score is a metric devised by Bill James to determine the strength of a pitcher in any particular baseball game. To determine a starting pitcher’s game score:

Start with 50 points.
Add 1 point for each out recorded, so 3 points for every complete inning pitched.
Add 2 points for each inning completed after the 4th.
Add 1 point for each strikeout.
Subtract 2 points for each hit allowed.
Subtract 4 points for each earned run allowed.
Subtract 2 points for each unearned run allowed.
Subtract 1 point for each walk.
___________________________________

Brandon McCarthy had a 46 tonight.

Matt Holland had a 76 last week v. Seattle.

Scott Feldman had (I believe) a 65 v. the Angels on Sunday.

Has flaws but a nice stat.

Significant because the Rangers will typically win 70-75% of the games where their starting pitcher has a Game Score of 50+.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 19, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prime example

of Freudian slip.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 19, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for the explanation

I was not aware it was one of Bill James stats…I’ve seen it at the bottom of the box score on ESPN.com for a while, but thanks again for the clarification.

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on May 20, 2009 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's no John Lackey

that’s for sure.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 19, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

His game score could have been a lot better

and it would not have mattered…..gotta score to win.

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on May 19, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know, I used to look forward to BMac's starts the most

and now he’s the pitcher I’d least like to see on that day’s probables. I didn’t get to see a lot of the game, but 12 baserunners in 7 innings? Sounds like he was flirting with disaster quite a bit throughout this one. When is his turn for the 8IP, 4H, 0BB 0ER start that everyone else on the staff has enjoyed at one time or another this season?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on May 19, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

opposite

i will always take a seven inning start from a guy who is arguably our fifth starter. we will will as many games as we lose with a start like that.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on May 19, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

especially when we are facing

a decent lineup. i know many of us have forgotten what it looks like to face a lineup that doesnt consist of washed up veterans and AAAA players, but they exist, and we’ll have to pitch to them.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on May 19, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I'd fell OK if I thought BMac was going to be a number 5 his whole career

but shouldn’t he turn a corner at some point and live up to his potential? Isn’t he projected as more of a 3rd started kind of pitcher? I’m just getting frustrated with the guy…maybe I’m waiting for him to develop into something he’s never going to be?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on May 19, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's been 6 starts

It’s been 6 fucking starts.

And funnily, he leads the starting staff in strikeouts.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'd look great in the bullpen (especially if it meant Holland moved to the rotation)

kind of a latter day Gerald Alexander.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

loser

i think the implication is that holland has upside whereas b-mac has none

by sam in so cal on May 20, 2009 7:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well that's just ridiculous

of course he has upside.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on May 20, 2009 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Upside

He has reached his upside. His downside is that he becomes a AAAA player

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hes reached his upside?

really?

You’re an idiot

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's only 25

you think there’s no way a 25 year old can improve?

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on May 20, 2009 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

He always has given long balls and always will. He is soft like Shawn Bradley.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thats your argument?

Wow

I mean really….Wow

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

Just watch him pitch, listen to him after a bad start. The dude is super soft. i can’t wait until he is 30 and you guys can’t hide behind his age.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Think of Bmac

like you think of Todd Van Poppel.

Overhyped, soft, didn’t get better with time, plenty of long balls, and couldn’t get through the tough inning.

BMac sucks!

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

wow

that is a new level of stupid

simultaneously, people bitching about mccarthy giving up 3 ERs in 7 innings is pretty stupid too

by Horns130 on May 20, 2009 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

Do people take up for BMac? He is not good. Last night he wasn’t that bad, but that was a good game for him. It get under my skin that every time anybody says anything bad about BMac that they are labeled STUPID. He has got nothing at all. A big bag of suck. You are freaking crazy if you ever think we will be able to count on the guy for anything important!

I would rather have a fresh kid learning to pitch in his spot in the rotation. That way we could get a jump on the future. We might be better off now as well. He goes all soft once every couple of games and torches our bullpen because he can’t nut up and get through a bad inning.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Because most people in here want or think

he can be as good as John Danks.

It’s never going to happen.

Danks is one of the better young arms in MLB and McCarthy is a 5th starter/long relieve type and it’s time, especially for JD to accept this and move forward.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 20, 2009 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

if hes a 5th starter

Who goes out and puts up a 3.85 ERA and averages 7 innings a start then this thing is in pretty damn good shape.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I don’t hang on to the Danks thoughts. If all he is a 5th starter then he is blocking the future.

Parcells would call him a progress blocker.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

It

just amazes me how everyone assumes that every 25 year old pitcher will get better. When there are so many that don’t.

And most of them were young overhyped righties.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

What makes you think any of our young pitching prospects will ever sniff a sub 4 ERA

Im all for giving our young guys a chance if theres a spot for them to do so. Whether it be open due to injury or poor performance but to want to toss a guy like McCarthy to the curb in the hopes that a Holland or feliz can match or exceed him is crazy in my opinion.

In 2007 he had a pretty nice season, injuries withstanding. I look at it as he had a 3.54 ERA over 101.2 innings. Its amazing how those 3 horrible starts in April skewed his numbers.

Then a 4.09 ERA in 2008 albeit in a short sample due to injuries again.

So yeah i think he can, if healthy, give us a season with an ERA under 4 regardless of how many home runs he gives up. The guy is a pretty good pitcher.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hypothetical

It’s August 1st. Both Feliz and Holland continue to be effective in their respective roles. BMac is still the 5th best starter on the club, sporting a 5.50ish ERA. Do you switch out BMac for Holland then?

PhD

by JBImaknee on May 20, 2009 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

I do it regardless of his ERA. Because in August is when you really need pitchers that can help save your bullpen and BMac is just the opposite of that. Rather have Sheets or Feliz flame out after 5 innings than BMac

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ignorant doesnt even begin to describe you

So even if he is doing good, he will suck and should be replaced…wow, that is amazing

remember when Harrison supposedly sucked and everyone said he should be shipped out

im guessing you were one of those jackasses?

by Horns130 on May 20, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

Harrison gets some rope with me. He is made to pitch in this park. BMac needs to be pitching in SF, LAD, or SD so all those freaking flyballs dont leave the yard.

BMac has a large enough sample size at this point to start thinking about cutting bait.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

If thats his ERA then probably

Thats assuming Holland has shown progress out of the pen and went down to AAA to stretch out for a couple weeks.

But I highly doubt BMac is going to be a 5.50 ERA pitcher. And if he has stayed healthy all year and is around 4.50 or lower come that time, which is what i think he’ll be, then no I don’t think you replace him with Holland.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

because he doesn’t have a track record of that or something?

In the minors he had never, NEVER, had an ERA above 3.92 for a full season.

And in the majors his ERAs as a starter have been 4.03, 3.54*, and 4.09 until this year.

If he stays healthy there is plenty of evidence to think he can be sub 4.50 ERA

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

for the record

His ERA is currently 5.60

"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16

by tricer on May 20, 2009 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Which is why im not predicting he will get it down to around 4 by August 1st.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's 9-13

with a career 4.96 ERA as a Ranger in 35 starts.

The Rangers are 15-20 when he’s the starter.

Brandon McCarthy drips mediocrity and now we have options.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 20, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

FIP is 6.02

So according to the conventional wisdom, he is very lucky to have that 5.60 ERA.

"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16

by tricer on May 20, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not really

1. Having a good defense behind you isn’t something a pitcher can control, but its also something a pitcher isn’t likely to lose when they stay on the same team. If he’s able to beat his FIP by 50 points thanks to the defense behind him, that isn’t a guarantee his ERA will end up matching it.

2. He currently has a 14.5 HR/FB% which has led to a 2.00 HR/9. If that goes down, his FIP will look a lot better. He is also sporting the 3rd best K/BB ratio on the team (a little behind Harrison) with by far the highest K rate on the Rangers starting staff.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 20, 2009 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I’m not sure what those three ERA’s are from. But the only that wasn’t a SSS as a starter he did have a respectable ERA of 4.87. What’s funny to me is that you left that one out, when it’s really the only only you should use.

by octoberty on May 20, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well

4.03 was in 2005 as a 21 year old in 67 innings following up almost 120 innings of 3.92 ERA in AAA.

4.09 was last year in only 22 innings due to injury

The 3.54 was what I believe he had in 2007 considering how badly that 3 start stretch in April skewed his numbers (which even with those it was a respectable 4.87). 18 ER in 6 innings will inflate a pitchers numbers over the course of an entire season no matter how many innings you pitch.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

No not cropping numbers to my liking

Merely stating a fact. 6 IP and 3 ER equals a 4.50 ERA.

If a pitcher pitches 200 innings with a 4.50 ERA that would be considered pretty good right? If in one of those outtings he gave up 18 ER in 6 innings and still ended the year with a 4.50 ERA that would be good also right? Take away 15 of those runs (which still leaves you 3 ER in 6 innings) and the ERA for the entire year drops from 4.50 to 3.83. Thats over 200 innings.

Now when we are talking only 100 innings like BMac was able to pitch in 2007 due to injuries and the difference is even more drastic. I merely took away 15 runs and his ERA dropped to 3.54.

So even if you split the difference between his final numbers of 4.87 and what I view him as (3.54) you still get about a 4.20 ERA pitcher.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

McCarthy failed to reach THE 6th inning

13 of 22 starts.

But since were adding and subtracting numbers to help make our argument. I’m gonna subtract McCarthy’s last start of 2007. McCarthy had an ERA of *5.07 in 2007.

by octoberty on May 20, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The fact you can't see that a 6 inning 18 ER performance skews a pitchers numbers tells me all I need to know about you

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it was just 1 start

I would be inclined to view it as an outlier and would be more willing to ignore it. But since those 6 innings and 18 ER’s were spread over 3 starts, and the fact that 27% of McCarthy’s starts resulted in outings of less than 4 innings pitched with 3 earned runs allowed or more.

Conclusion: I don’t feel the numbers you are cropping as outliers.

by octoberty on May 20, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, 2007

22 starts, 13 of which were 5 innings or less.

by octoberty on May 20, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Also he pitched so well down the stretch in 2007

If he pitches like that this team will win alot of ball games. Well from May 25th to Sep. 20th, McCarthy recorded 1 W. His efforts are uninspiring. Watching him struggle to get to 6 innings over and over wears the team down.

by octoberty on May 20, 2009 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Really

Why are we wasting our time with BMac? The Rangers are in first and BMac will be with someother team in within two years.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its amazing to me

that folks want to whine about BMac after a 7Inning, 3 ER performance. If he truly sucks, you will have plenty of bad games to whine about him.

"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on May 20, 2009 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

What amazes me

Is that BMac and Holland were pretty similar pitchers in the minors except BMac was younger when he was down there. And as a starter he has had ERAs right around 4 every year except this one and yet people want to toss him away thinking they can find guys like that anywhere. If hes healthy he is going to help this club win alot of ballgames.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

probably because

he pitches mor elike a #4 than a #2 or #3 that we were led to believe

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 20, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Since spurdynasty doesn't seem to be around

I’ll go ahead and say it: guys often don’t reach their full potential. That is why it is called “potential” and not “destiny”

Recognizing players for who they are instead of who they could have been is a critical aspect of running a ballclub. Sticking with guys who “could have been a #2,” hoping that they return to their previous prospecty-ness, is dangerous. For you poker players – even pocket Aces see bad flops somtimes.

PhD

by JBImaknee on May 20, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

You still play the pocket aces until someone gets a better hand

When a better option than McCarthy comes along, you can look at replacing him. Until then, you stick with him in the rotation and continue to let things play out. And Holland is not the better option right now. He’s doing a great job of developing out of the bullpen, I hope the Rangers continue to let him do that.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 20, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Similar?

Holland fireball lefty. BMac flyball righty.

BMac stuff doesn’t translate to big league hitters. Which is why he tries to nibble. When he doesn’t nibble it turns into a HR Derby.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

The problem

is that sometimes you have 3 runs in 7 inning starts that bode well for the future (the typical Millwood start, where at the end of 7 you look up and the other team has 3 runs on the board). And other times you have 3 runs in 7 inning starts that are kind of scary. His start yesterday was very nearly something like 7 runs in 3 innings. He gave up a lot of baserunners early, and while it is commendable that he was able to minimize the damage and then settle down, he still got into those difficult situations.

PhD

by JBImaknee on May 20, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

BMac

We’re “wasting our time” with him because he’s a 25-year-old starter, and the alternative is putting Kris Benson in the rotation.

Holland’s not ready to pitch 6-7 innings every fifth day as a starter. McCarthy is.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 20, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wasting time

was in reference to spending time bitching about him. Not to having Kris Benson in the rotation

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I start stretching out Holland right now

and would love for him to be in the rotation by early June.

McCarthy is what he is and I don’t see him getting better or worse for that matter.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 20, 2009 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gold Star

Give one to BMac he FINALLY made it through the 7th inning. This is such a great milestone for such and up and coming star. I wish all of our picthers could make it through the 7th just once this year. OOPS most of them already have! BMac is weak.

His numbers are hollow and you know it.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

People are overly sensitive to certain players

I’m confident that BMac could be better than what he’s been, though I’m generally wary about his chances of achieving that potential soon enough for him to keep his rotation spot.

I’d certainly never call someone stupid for thinking BMac won’t be anything more than this. You see stupid things mentioned around here all the time, saying that BMac is best suited for the bullpen isn’t one of them.

PhD

by JBImaknee on May 20, 2009 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

True.

But the guy can’t even decide whether he throws a curve. You have to admit, it’s been sort of frustrating to watch.

Still, they need to keep running him out there every five days.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

you think that curve BS came from him?

…really?

you think he said “no thanks, im not gonna throw this curve”

i seriously doubt that was his idea

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant it more in the abstract sense.

The point is that he doesn’t even have a steady repertoire, 8 starts into the season.

I have no idea which Rangers personnel is fucking with his stuff now, but I hope whatever they’re doing starts working.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

8 starts

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Semantics

not even 50 IP yet.

If he gets command of the changeup, it’s a new ballgame.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

but shouldn’t he turn a corner at some point and live up to his potential? Isn’t he projected as more of a 3rd started kind of pitcher? I’m just getting frustrated with the guy…maybe I’m waiting for him to develop into something he’s never going to be?

potential is why its worth it to wait

its not like hes got a 0 era out there

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

9 era*

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which is exactly why I wrote

that they need to keep running him out there every 5 days.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

iiwii: Brandon McCarthy

I think he is someone who cannot consistently get all of his pitches working at the same time. At some point he has to convert his potential into results. How long does JD keep waiting before he swaps BMac and Holland?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 19, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

He got it over consistantly before

I’m not sure why we shouldn’t expect him to do it again.

Righties are hitting about .220 off of him. If he gets his changeup, that will limit lefties. And suddenly, that’s pretty great pitcher

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

When did he have consistent command of his change?

2005? 2006?

That’s when he had great command of his fastball, and a plus curve, too, right?

I’m not at all confident he’s going to find it again. I’m not saying he won’t, but I don’t know that it should be expected.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

2005

and yeah, he might never find it, but he’s show flashes of having command of it. It’s about getting him more work.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree about getting him more work.

I wonder how much of this is in his head at this point, and how much of it’s physical ~ and how much of either/both can be ameliorated.

He’s still a couple months shy of 26, though, and I have hope. It’s just frustrating to watch. And I am fearful that he won’t ever find his stuff and reach his ceiling, whatever that may now be.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

healthy = good for McCarthy right now…we have to take what we can get. I believe after it’s all said and done, he’s a 4.50 ERA pitcher in our ballpark, and if he can keep going more and more innings, we’ll see some good stuff out of him. sadly, not top of the rotation stuff, though…

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on May 20, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Also,

he needs to find his command of his fastball. He doesn’t have it, and he really needs it.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

And also Swing-and-miss % too.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

He just needs to throw

one of his non-fastball pitches over for a strike

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

back to back 7 inning performances

when he’s never gone 7 for us in the past is something to build on and smile about, forgetting the fact that our offense didn’t do SHIT for him. But he’s got to build on that.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on May 19, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think it really matters which side they where swinging from

The fact is, our offense sucks balls at taking pitches and working counts, much less taking enough pitches to walk. Facing our lineup is the perfect tonic for a guy like Willis who has struggled with his control for the last couple years.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 19, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just glad

We’re talking about how much our hitting sucks and not our pitching. It really is a nice change.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 19, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great point. I still feel sick though.

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 19, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure i get this item...
I can’t wait for this series to be over.

if we have a team full of hitters who hack at shit pitches, then this problem is bigger than one series.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on May 19, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

true that.

as the ever spare Greg Hill would say, “Don’t let the smooth taste fool you”.

Adam Lambert is indeed a rock god,so suck it.

by red shoe ranger on May 19, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't believe I feel this depressed

And yet we have the second best record in the league.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 19, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Two 1 hit games in a row into the 7th will do that to anyone I suppose.

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 19, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i555, i think i got it nailed down

 i can handle being beaten, its when the teams seems to let the bad guys off easy sumhow and we lose, thats when i get a little pissy.

I kinda think if half those guys woulda left their bat on their shoulder NL pitcher batting style, Dontrell woulda walked 8+. Instead he strikes out 35….

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lefty heavy lineup?

I thought we only had two lefties in there tonight?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 19, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

How much you want to bet

that the sportscenter anchor tonight will use the line: “the D-Train is back on track?”

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on May 19, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Screw ESPN, I almost feel like the Cowboys just lost.

I don’t watch sports channels for 2 days after they lose.

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 19, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

McCarthy

I was pretty impressed tonight. The third inning was really the only inning I thought he looked bad. Alot of baserunners but I personally don’t get as riled about those as most. He induced alot more groundballs than normal which is a good sign and his curve showed glimpses of a lethal pitch. He needs to get some consistency on it but if he does it is a real nice pitch.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 19, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Little did we know

The game was over when BMac threw badly to 2nd. I have this irrational, unreasonable fury when a pitcher makes a throwing error (BMac, Christopher John, are you reading?)

It’s beyond my comprehension that guys who make their living throwing the ball can’t make a throw to a base, with the fielder securely on the base ready to make a putout. Does not compute. I guess it’s pure intolerance of things that don’t work (I am in that category).

Yes the lineup failed to hit. Only the double and the deep out to right by MY were tagged, and four guys whiffed on ball three or ball four – bad patience. Oh well, yes I know – it’s only one loss to break a streak, so way too much focus was filling my living room about a pitcher throwing a sure out and possible double play away.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on May 19, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

See I am alot more understanding of a pitcher doing it than a positional player

A pitcher is always throwing from a certain motion down an angled plane at full velocity. When that same person has to make a throw on flat ground from a unique set/motion and not at full force with a predetermined grip I can see where errors occur.

Not saying it excuses it in anyway but only that it doesn’t raise my blood pressure the way it obviously does you and others.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 19, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep it's a hot spot

Because it has happend so inordinately much to the Rangers over the years. Not every pitcher is a Kenny Rogers with the glove, and not all are athletic as Padilla, but even the athletic types who have played other positions (like CJ) seem vulnerable to it. Reducing pitcher and catcher misplays was #2 or #3 on the defense correction list, right after fixing the left side of the infield. The LF dilemma was solved earlier on. And the flat ground logic is true, logically, but pitchers always throw on flat ground coming off rehab and prior to getting on the mound in the bullpen (starters not so much). But yes, Steve, I have a burn for all defensive skills, and pitcher throwing errors are my current rage – LOL – and I did say it’s irrational.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

wasn't Bmac's throwing error the first

committed by a pitcher this year? The error didn’t bug me too much after considering this stat. Correct me if I’m wrong.

by ncrangerfan on May 20, 2009 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

that was Brandon's error for sure...

but didn’t it look to you like Elvis could’ve/should’ve had that?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on May 20, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

It was down and away from the direction he was moving. If he was able to dead stop, then stretch, he might have got the out. Didn’t happen that way though, Elvis was committed to picking and throwing for the DP.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on May 20, 2009 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

i can't believe

we just got one hit by Dontrelle Willis and a shitty Detroit bullpen and everyone here is complaining because a pitcher who gave us NOTHING the past two season went seven innings and gave up four runs and NO HOME RUNS. Let’s place blame where its due, people…our hitters had more business showing up at a gyno appointment than a ballpark tonight.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on May 19, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Really?

I’d say blame has been 90% hitting, 10% McCarthy…

by cmkelly29 on May 19, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

i tend to fixate

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on May 19, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lyon is awful, Seay is suspect.

And Rodney is capable of the occaisonal meltdown. Most everyone else is pretty darn good.

Overall, I’d say it’s a slightly above average ’pen.

by rcpratt on May 19, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thought they pitched real well too...

I was impressed. Rodney damn near destroyed Andrus’ year almost hitting the top of his hand in the 9th. We got real lucky.

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 19, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not shitty

But still fairly mediocre. 19th in the majors in ERA, 17th in FIP.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 19, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

this team sucks

trade the all for some magic beans

I feel better now.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 19, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Shakespeare?

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 19, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

gross

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on May 19, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

What's grossier than gross?

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 19, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Equal amount of hits to errors.

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 19, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol ugh

that is sad.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 19, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

This offense

is a real roller coaster at times. Oh well, on to the next game.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 19, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Disagreed

D-Train was around the plate all night. Yeah, the Rangers gave him a few more strikeouts and a more patient team might have picked up another hit or two, but Dontrelle was on tonight. Give credit where credit is due.

by rcpratt on May 19, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

stupid tv season being over.

i need something good to watch after a loss like that.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 19, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Basketball?

Mariners-Angels?

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can't stand watching the non-mavericks basketball until the final 5 minutes

actually, i’d probably just extend that to final quarter for the mavs.

mariners-angels maybe, i did just get mlb.tv the other day.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 19, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

nvm

hudler broadcast tonight.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you have mlb.tv premium you can watch Niehaus instead

I’m stuck watching Hudler on TV because I’m in the Angels’ TV market area

by Inkara1 on May 19, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here. BBall just doesn't entertain me until the final few minutes

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 19, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

im watching TB-OAK

good game — in 11th

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mariners-Angels:

LAA up 2-0 after Hernandez posts a 33-pitch 1st: 3 hits, 1 walk, 2 Ks.

Meh.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay, Felix disappoints EVERYONE

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

im watching now

not showing a ton

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

the seattle announcers are horrible

im going to have go to the gasp angels feed*

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can Hernandez protect the Mariners' lead?

3-2 heading into the 3rd after a two-run dinger by Ronny Cedeno (?!).

by Snark on May 19, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well harrison is pitching tomorrow.

I feel a little better now. That is all I say I don’t wanna jinx him.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 19, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

vs Verlander too. Ugh

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 19, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

the jekyll and hyde

Ranger offense will probably strikeout 12 times but score 6 runs against him. Lets hope the pitching shows up tomorrow.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 19, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

True that but which pitchers in MLB

have done better in their last 4 starts than Matt Harrison?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 19, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Against Verlander.

Have you even checked how hot JV has been lately? It’s going to be painful.

by rcpratt on May 19, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually feel great about tomorrow.

We’re going to win. Count on it.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 19, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

15 K's

For JV, is my prediction. Who knows who wins, I’d be surprised if more than two runs are scored for both teams combined.

by rcpratt on May 19, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know, I'd actually take the over.

Usually he has an assload of pitches by the 6th or 7th and forces Leyland to take him out while dominating, but against this team he actually has a decent shot at going 8+.

by LiamP on May 19, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, no, no.

We’re crushing him tomorrow.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 19, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should be a good game, either way.

The two hottest pitchers in the majors right now.

by rcpratt on May 19, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you think Hamilton will play?

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 19, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

“It’s just sore,” Hamilton said Tuesday afternoon. “It feels better than yesterday, so that’s a good sign. I’d like to play tomorrow, but we’ll see.”

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 19, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

DH?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would probably

mean Blalock plays 1B.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 19, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

and thats horrible?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 19, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

its a pretty bad matchup for him

good righty heavy lineup. if he shuts them down ill really believe..

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 19, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very nice!

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 19, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cripes.

Who started?

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 19, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

outman vs shields

outman threw 6 ip with 6 k/1bb, 3 hits
shields threw 8.1 ip with 5 k, 2 bb, 4 hits

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

good looking game

nice call by the TB manager to burn howell to face the a’s #9 hitter…i think howell threw one pitch, got a broken bad 6-3 and was done

lol

again, the OAKLAND A’s #9 hitter

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

picke it up with his last AB (cunningham)

and announcers said “howell on to face only one batter, the a’s #9 hitter”

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

completely wrong

howell threw 2 ip, just to one hitter this inning

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

mlb.tv

i may never get anything else done lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

in other news

the nats just gave up 2 runs in top of 10. nice

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

In other other news:

LA Clippers got the first pick and I’m disappointed, because that now means that any chance Blake had to be good just got flushed away.

by brettgardner on May 19, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

or any reason that i would have to go see the wizards

just went out the window

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad

They didn’t get anything special (Griffin or Rubio). I want to see those guys thrive in a better place. Chad Ford has Memphis taking Thabeet over Rubio and pushing Harden down to Washington. I’m sure they’d be quite pleased with that.

by brettgardner on May 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just hope Rubio

doesn’t go to OKC. Rubio/Westbrook/Durant/Green/(can’t remember their 5, doesn’t matter) is not good for the Mavs.

The CJ hate is getting old.

"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton

"The NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation......Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."- Chris Cooley.

by sprite on May 19, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

holliday with a looooooooooooong bomb

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feisty Hillmans tied game with 3 in the 9th

and gamewinning run is on 2nd with one out.

Eric Wedge, that’s a fork in your managerial ass.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 19, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Do Wedge

and Shapiro last the season?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 19, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way they fire Shapiro

he’s one of the superstar GMs in the game.

Wedge does not.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

shapiro is good

very good

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone who gets Carlos Santana

for Casey Blake deserves all sorts of props

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

to be fair

santana wasnt nearly as highly regared before last year

also they have a ton of near-ML read catchers

vic martinez, shoppach, santana

read the other day they almost sent vic martinez to BOS for clay buchottz and friends

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

When they traded for Santana

he was on fire. And they got Meloan in that deal too.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey i agree with you

meloan is GOOD

santana is GOOD

casey blake is meh

and they had dewitt already there

meloan has a career 11.1 k/9 and 4.2 bb/9

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

this makes me believe

that we should trade with Ned Colleti this year.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

fwiw they also made him a starter last year

a starter!!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's smooth

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

damnit

ruined it for me in the HD feed lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ronny Cedeno homered?

It is truly the apocalypse.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on May 19, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow i JUST NOW saw the cedeno HR

4+ min later

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

roy halliday would need to average 16 wins for 11 more years to reach 300 wins…WOW

as a side note, there is no one i want to get to 300 wins more than jamey moyer

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

no way Moyer gets to 300

He would have to pitch until he was 52 or so. Dang…. I am only 2 months older than he is.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 19, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can hope!!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

i cant handle the SEA announcers anymore

they are BEYOND horrible

soooo mchhhhhh deadd spaceeeeee

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

and now i get to hear the angels announcers

talk about the rangersl osing to dontrelle

wonderful

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the problem

the Angels tend to fill the dead space with stupid.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

ill take it over the mariners

i can tune out random shit, but when theres nothing said, theres nothing to tune out

and its monotone as hell

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Angels TV announcers

make me wish Hawk Harrelson was announcing their games.

I’m mad because I can pick up their radio broadcasts sometimes here in SD, and for some unknown reason, they have Hudler come on occassionally as the color man. Normally, I like the Angels radio guys. But Hudler wants me to crash my car into freeway barriers.

PhD

by JBImaknee on May 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

When you listen to them for awhile

You begin to understand why the minds of the guys at LL wander so easily and so far.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 19, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

is there any solution for this damn HD lag

on mlb.tv

also, this angels feed is wack. they play the “background noises/music” and its up about 50% louder than the announcers

i think im going back to the freaking sea feed lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

no

The only way to get rid of the lag is to not use nexdef… but then you don’t get the HD picture quality. You do, however, free up RAM and you still get to choose which feed you see.

by Inkara1 on May 19, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

have yo uninstalled it?

/is it worth it?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't gotten around to uninstalling it yet because I'm lazy

I just have it turned off in mlb.tv (you can do that with the slider that adjusts picture quality). The HD lag is there even if your nexdef works perfectly. Mine doesn’t work perfectly… always sticking and giving me the “if your video is choppy turn down your picture quality” message. Some people have the same problems, others don’t.

by Inkara1 on May 19, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Felix

is 23 years old. How crazy is that?

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

he's had to have

at least 3 years of service time right?

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

More, now.

Started 12 games and threw 84.1 innings in 2005. Hold on, I’ll check Cot’s.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

3.060 according to Cot's.

That doesn’t include this year, I assume.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm

so how much do you pay for King Felix in 2 years?

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatever it takes

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see him be a Ranger

it’s your job to recruit him in WBC 2012 Elvis

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would kill for this

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't hold your breath.

Hicks has already taken the hit over one Mariners free agent.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

A-Rod

was pretty damn productive. If Felix ends up like A-Rod, it’d be the best signing ever.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

and that one FA sure failed in texas, right? lol

sorry, but spending a lot of money for a truly top 5 player is one place where its worth it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Word

you just can’t bid against yourself this time.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Just can’t see Hicks doing it.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

if arod came on the market again at that point in time

i think he would still do it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

And just not trade him this time ~ or what?

I enjoyed Rodriguez’s on-the-field performance with the Rangers, but taken as a whole, do you think Hicks was happy with how things turned out?

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

how could he not be

go back and look at arods stats as a ranger

how many ppl do you think came to see arod?

arod is a guy that can sell tickets…hamilton is a guy that can sell tickets

there arent many players out there who are…but arod is near the top of the list

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because he only had him for three seasons,

didn’t get much in return, and is still paying for him.

And the Rangers’ attendance in 2002 and 2003 wasn’t especially good, and didn’t spike much from 2000 to 2001.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

how is he still paying for him?

deferred money?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hicks owes $3 million this year and next.

Same as in 2008. Plus the earlier money paid. Plus the salary while in Texas.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

owed $6M total

from Cots

Texas obligated to fund $9M as part of deferred compensation provision in previous contract (to be paid with interest in $3M increments in 2008, 2009 & 2010)

Arod payroll

Lucas info

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 20, 2009 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not even looking it up

but didn’t Ranger attendance go to 34,000+ (up 3000 per game) in 2001?

It went down to 25,000+ in 2003 but initially, attendance went up.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 19, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think he may stay with the mariners

call me crazy….

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think

he’ll most likely sign an extension as well.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think you can draw a pretty a pretty interesting line

between lebron and felix hernandez in their respective sports

also, is his agent boras?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Knew it started with an A

excellent name, btw.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

the mariners shot just of keeping him went way up

lol

but really, i think he stays there

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I had hoped that bavassi would fuck that up, but then he went and got canned.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think

it’s Arn Tellerum

But don’t quote me on it.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not crazy.

Maybe Seattle can lock him up to a long-term extension.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

he has 43 wins...

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of 300 games

this might be the guy.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

could end up pretty far on k's list too...

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

smooth one torii

wtf

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hernandez now at 62 pitches through 3 innings.

Can’t see him posting the complete game, tonight, can you?

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh with that bullpen you never know

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

74 pitches through four.

Hernandez pays for a lead-off walk to GMJ; game tied 3-3.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

How is it that team always work counts

and our batters think it is a sin to see more than 4 pitches

all the damn angels do is foul off 8 pitches every ab

by Horns130 on May 20, 2009 7:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

why so many Rangers are so hacktastic this year.

"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on May 20, 2009 7:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, just looking at the teams P/PA from this year and last year

The four guys who lead the team last year in P/PA where Salty (4.36), Brandon Boggs (4.33), Ramon Vazquez (4.29) and Milton Bradley (3.99). Everyone else was either very close to or below league average, which was 3.80.

Bradley and Vazquez are of course long gone, Boggs is in AAA, and Salty, while his P/PA is still 4.03 this year, isn’t really walking. In the meantime, Blalock is back in the lineup full time (fun but meaningless fact: the last time the Rangers had a team P/PA this low [3.78] was 2006, Blalock’s last full season) and both Michael Young and Marlon Byrd have seen their P/PA’s drop by 20 points from last year so far. Plus you’ve got Elvis Andrus added to the mix, who isn’t seeing a whole lot of pitches himself, despite how surprisingly good he’s been offensively so far.

Despite that however, nobody that got significant playing time last year besides Young and Byrd has really regressed notably in the P/PA department. Salty has dropped by 20 points too, but his P/PA is still pretty respectable. But other than them, not much has changed among the core guys (in fact, Kinsler and Cruz have notably improved this year in P/PA).

But anyway, bottom line: going by P/PA the key guys to blame for our hacktasticness this year are Blalock, Byrd, Andrus and Young. Take that FWIW.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 20, 2009 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

And I'm not asking Young or Andrus to change their approach

that’s who they are and how they’re successful. Blalock could definitely stand a change, and Byrd shouldn’t be here beyond this season.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 20, 2009 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Successful or not

Young and Andrus are still about 25 points below the league average (3.54 and 3.53), which is 3.80. Byrd and Blalock are both in the low 3.40’s.

Young is about 12 points below his career average and Andrus as a rookie still needs to learn some more patience.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 20, 2009 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Young is hitting

.349/.389/.586, I’m hoping he doesn’t change a damn thing.
Andrus is hitting just fine, he’s not going to be Kevin Youkilis, ever. Leave him alone, enourage some patience, fine, but Andrus is already hitting better than expected. It seems stupid to nitpick.

If you want more patience on the club, then add players who are patient, don’t try to create them out of hitters who are naturally aggressive.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 20, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think P/PA

is a fairly useless stat. I remember when Young used to lead that.

The more important stat is team OBP. Less outs means more work for the pitcher. With only 2 hitters avoiding outs last night (Young and Jones), it let the pitcher last late in the game.

I think the team is impatient and hacktastic, but not because of P/PA, but because of the number of sub-300 OBP guys in the lineup. 300 OBP is putrid. Below that is just absurd.

"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on May 20, 2009 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, getting on base and seeing pitches go hand in hand

Three of the top 5 in P/PA (Jones, Kinsler and Cruz) are also top 5 in OBP.

Perhaps more importantly, the top 5 teams in P/PA in the AL have 5 of the top 6 slots in OBP.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 20, 2009 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Something about P/PA

It’s similar to counting intercourse without pregnancy. You may get some joy out of it, but it doesn’t lead necessarily to creating a legacy (children, or runs produced)

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on May 20, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

and the nominee for worst 3 hole hitter in the AL west

goes to ken griffey jr — wins in a photo finish over michael young

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

No way

Jason Giambi wins in a landslide.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

really?

even with the history we know about FOTF? and the fact that griffey is done?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Check Giambi's stats

it’s hard to hit with a fork in your ass.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get your own description

I already said Wedge had a fork in his managerial ass after tonight’s debacle in KC within this thread.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 19, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Griffey's a close second.

Young isn’t even really a three-hole guy.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

which is my entire point lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

My point's that even as a not-really-three-hole-guy

Young’s still better in the three-hole than Giambi and Griffey.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Considering the 3-hole isn't actually that important

Young might make a pretty good three-hole guy.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 19, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh

it’s still important in that you want your best hitters going 1-2-3 to get the most ABs. Young needs to be hitting 2nd and take more pitches

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

you want your best starter in the 1-3-4 holes i think

is that what the stat was?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

They did lineup research

and you want a good hitter in #2 as well.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

1-2-4

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/3/17/795946/optimizing-your-lineup-by

The 5-spot can be important as #3 as well.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Giambi is terrible

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh man

I could have lived my whole life without seeing that

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

THAT

is a world class “pickle suit”

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

looks like a banana hammock

"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16

by tricer on May 20, 2009 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Michael Young has been pretty good this year

I’m pretty sure most teams would take the 2009 version as their #3 hitter.

PhD

by JBImaknee on May 20, 2009 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Denver can steal one of these first two games

I could see this going 7.

Cough this one up tonight, LA wins it in 5.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

i hate LA

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a circus shot by Kobe

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Angels have pegged some other guy who hit a homer

MLBnetwork is all over it.

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Wildthing said it looked "suspicious"

but a dude was on. high inside at the face-ish

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

how did i miss it?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

cedeno

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way that was on purpose

man on 1st. Tied game

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

but having your Ace peg a guy who hit 2 the previous day in the first AB after coming off the DL doesnt make any sense either.

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

who was i? griffey?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cedeno

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

MLB network guys

“What, does every guy who hits a homer against the Angels have to just know they get one in the ribs next AB?”

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am holding my friend's bet.

He took LA on the moneyline – $ 75 to win $ 25 and then he took Denver +7 for $ 50.

He’s hoping to middle the spread.

Is it ok to talk about gambling when the Rangers lose?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

because this made me laugh

this is how the empire killed swine flu:

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

This is how the Empire got Swine Flu

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 19, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let me kiss your chin, bitch!!!

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 19, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

....

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 19, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I LOL'd.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love how he already has glasses on and is putting another pair over them

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 20, 2009 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

If LA wins

I need it to be by more than 7 points or I get it in both ends.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

felix has broken 4 bats tonight

thats pretty damn impressive (through 5 IP) for a right handed pitcher

havent seen that in a long time/ever

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

ive never seen a RHP have this many

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow Lopez

booted that double play ball. Truly a terrible player

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

not expected at all

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

did it skip off the rubber?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes not THAT bad

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He really is.

Not a great fielder. Doesn’t get on base well. Not much power.

Exactly what does he bring to the table?

by Snark on May 19, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

GIDP

on the first pitch. Why would you even think about doing that

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Johjima passed ball scores a run, Lopez error turns a 4-6-3 DP into a run scored

Another borken bat ends the inning, but Angels are up 5-4.

The only way tonight could be not a total crappy night for the Rangers is if the Angels lose.

by Inkara1 on May 19, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

not at all

its like pulling for OU to beat aTm

ill pull for OU every time lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better than the Angels winning and coming within three games of us

plus, for some reason, I hate the Angels more than the M’s.

by Inkara1 on May 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course,

It’s just not a clear victory anyway you slice it. I want the M’s to win too, but at the same time, that sucks,

by cmkelly29 on May 19, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont hate the m's

unless were plaing them

they are my 2nd fav team in the al west for sure. i like felix a lot….

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would have to say I'm with you there re: the M's

I’ve been a Rangers fan since 1991 but when the M’s were beating the Rangers in the mid-90s, I wasn’t as much a fan as I am now. Meanwhile, the Angels have been winning the division every year and I’ve been stuck listening to their announcers and dealing with their fans.

by Inkara1 on May 19, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would rather have the M's win

They won’t be there at the end.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jose Lopez

GIDP with men @ 1 and 3, down 1.

Truly an epically awful player.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

sonofabitch

I take it in both ends tonight from Lakers & Nuggets.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 19, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

felix broke ANOTHER bad — thats what up to 6?

sinker at 93-94 mph (kendrick)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Final line for Hernandez:

5.2 IP, 107 pitches, 11H, 6ER, 3Ks, 3BBs, 6 broken bats.

That’s not very good.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

SIX BROKEN BATS

ive never seen anyone break that many in one game

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Worse than Brandon Mccarthy, in fact

obviously, Felix needs

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

replaced in the Ms rotation of course

he’s never going to meet his ceiling

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah.

This wasn’t addressing me, then, since I’ve now repeatedly stated I think the Rangers should keep running McCarthy out there every five days.

Right?

by Snark on May 19, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

indeed

just the general feeling that apparently 50 IP is enough to make a decision

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of

BMac. Wish he would stop being in the suck – average range. Slighty above average would make my day.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 19, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

As Firebat and koking have said,

he’s going to need more work to get to where he needs to be. They’re more optimistic than I am, but they’re right about being patient and hoping he can figure it all out.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

nice one m’s

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

MLBnetwork:

“Starting pitchers over the last 2 decades have been coddled like eggs and these pitchers have failed to make the effort to build their endurance and strength that guys like seaver and nolan and blylevin etc worked so hard to build and maintain. Nolan is forcing pitcher to change their mindset and build their strength and endurance to achieve the success that the greats achieved. Im glad as hell nolan is turning pitching counts on its ear and proving its work ethic and training and preparation”

-Mith Williams

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 19, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions  

paraphrasing of course

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 straight starts where barry zito hasnt sucked

6 where he has gone 6ip or more

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

theres still a chance

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Screw the Lakers

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

People actually pay money

for admittance to a Billy Ray Cyrus show?

by cmkelly29 on May 19, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Mullet man

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 19, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

he looks like a pedophile in that pic

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 19, 2009 11:11 PM CDT reply actions  

This game is going to be very long

and I need to get some sleep soon.

6-5 Angels heading into the 7th.

by Snark on May 19, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions  

yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was that a yawn?

If so, I’m feeling it. How can a game featuring 11 runs, 17 hits, and six broken bats be so tedious?

by Snark on May 19, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

David Sims

and Rex Hudler

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoever the m's announders are

i finally put it on the angels HD feed, i can just tune out their guys

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

fwiw

i waited all day to post this in the GDT but no luck

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

"I will now do the native dance of my people"

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

my 2nd favorite TV show

just nosed out by arrested development

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets dance

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

bring it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I has already been broughten

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

obey the hypnotoad

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

GOB

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

and i should have started off wtih this one

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ready?....Okay

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

im sorry, you dont care for arrested development

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

YES!!!

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on May 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Move it

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cowbell?

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is she old enough for me to

get a little jazzed by this?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 20, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

only if your into coke whores lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry you don't like coke whores

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on May 20, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

leela

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

ODog goes down

looked like separated shoulder or a stinger on a sick diving over the shoulder 2b catch.

MLBGuys: “It would suck if they lost….”

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 19, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey Ned Colleti

we have a power hitting 3B/MIF available!

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

id pay sum1 to force josey to blow ned colleti

for clayton kershaw

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

these angels guys are all over kendrick's nuts over this infield single

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

its up to ichrio

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

hiro with the K

damn it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

so Dontrelle's first 9 starts for them

he’s 0-2, with a 9.something ERA, and he decides to just look like he’s losing it all night long talking to the ball, licking everything he can get his hands on…then dominates us. Sounds about right. What a piss-poor way to end a 7 game win streak. And it doesn’t get any better knowing we’re going to get swept in Detroit again. Do we ever play these jackasses in Texas?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on May 20, 2009 12:12 AM CDT reply actions  

If only the Rangers

had more guys like Andruw who can take the walks that Willis wanted to hand out.

"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on May 20, 2009 4:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well at least kinsler knows what they're doing wrong

“We’re not working deep in counts very often. When we do that, when we get the pitcher’s count up early, we’re able to push a couple runs across at least.”

Now if only they would fix it.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 20, 2009 12:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Well, the good news is

The two biggest problems in P/PA this year are Blalock and Byrd, who will be gone in the offseason if they’re not traded first.

The bad news?

The other three Rangers who are below league average in P/PA are Hamilton, Young and Andrus (although Hamilton is basically right at league average, just .02 below it).

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 20, 2009 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

And it isn't hurting Young in the least

He may be headed for a career year, or close to his 2005.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on May 20, 2009 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

this thread is … interesting.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 20, 2009 12:45 AM CDT reply actions  

No...

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 20, 2009 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

it was late

i was tired

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

the obvious discussion after that game is how poor our offense is at avoiding outs on the road. Shows how little I know.

I have no idea why this team walks about half as much on the road as they do at home. I see no reason that should be a park adjusted stat.

"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on May 20, 2009 10:25 AM CDT reply actions  

This

I think that we are so trained to bitch about pitching that even when we get shut out by a pitcher who had been struggling, all we can complain about is a pitcher who went seven innings and gave up three earned runs.

 At least I don’t believe that anyone has called for CJ to be sent down yet today. AJM’s rant would be memorable however if someone did.

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on May 20, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

So you'r saying that if this team has a league average OBP

that we will win?

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on May 20, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm horrified by this team's inability to get on base

I’m just glad for the handful of guys who actually work the count on this club.

PhD

by JBImaknee on May 20, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

texas

Houston cant handle the josh hamilton

by kpitt10 on May 20, 2009 10:28 AM CDT reply actions  

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