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Evan Grant on last night's game

Evan Grant has a story up on last night's game, and while he addresses the decision to yank Scott Feldman for Derek Holland (a move I think is defensible), he focuses more on the problem with the offense, and its suddenly shutting down with Josh Hamilton out of the lineup.

The problem with the team right now is that it isn't taking pitches, it isn't working the count, it isn't drawing walks, and thus it isn't getting enough baserunners (or taking advantage of the opportunities they have with the few baserunners they do get).

It is maddening, though, to see the Rangers start pitching okay, and have the bats disappear.

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Does anybody ask Hank about his approach?

Or is he just not talking, I can’t remember the last time I saw a Blalock quote.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 2, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Someone posted a Tim Kurkjian article yesterday

that had Hank talking about how great of an instructor Rudy is.

by Keynes on May 2, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess he's taking the A-Rod approach.

National media over local. I could be wrong, just haven’t seen it.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 2, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

scott boras

egh

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

this will never be forgotten

Its just plain scary how much that woman looks like a modern day medusa

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I was thinking about trying to photoshop her

head onto the body of a snake, but how she is sitting makes it damn near impossible.

by laxtonto on May 2, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah.

Not worth the effort though.

by Black Francis on May 2, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the best of that is how Josh and Tom went quite as soon as that thing showed up.

You could tell they were both like, “Should we say something about this? Is there a way to comment here without offending? WTF???”

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 2, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did anyone email the booth

with the picture? It would be great to get Josh or Tom to reply to an email about it… Or better yet. someone needs to send it to Chuck Morgan, and see what eh says

by laxtonto on May 2, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree, their reaction was great

It sounded like Josh tried to stifle a laugh.

by WestTxAg06 on May 2, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Creepy.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 2, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

It has even Migrated to the CHW post game thread

Link

and Look Out Landings Postgame Link

And I just dropped a version in the DRay Bay Link

by laxtonto on May 2, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

So she's a CWS stalker, huh?

They can HAVE the bitch!!!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 2, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am afraid she will use her

superpowers and turn a Ranger to stone now…

by laxtonto on May 2, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank god i dont have to see that sight

at the park any longer… Id be terrified if i ran into that walking around the park.

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

LASER CAT VISION

.JPEG

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 2, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Err, .gif?

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 2, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

we need a solid Laser shooting .gif with her

would be a good one to use when we need a shutdown inning or a strike out

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahh, here we are.

Photobucket"/>

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 2, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that would be cool

DeShep!!!

Do that with the Medusa Bitch’s eyes…

Would be a kick ass addition to your arsenal

by laxtonto on May 2, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously

it would be the biggest of the big guns

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

You saved that, you bastard?

I got slaughtered for posting that in a GDT once…

LOL

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 2, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember that thread

Someone with seizure syndrome got all up in you that night.

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 2, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

LL comment
I think of Mars Attacks when I see her.

Photobucket

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 2, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

i see the wishing cancer upon people made it there too

glad to see we can give folks such a lovely impression of texas and rangers fans.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on May 2, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

A Rod you put the Bitch in Tits.

by BigGuns on May 2, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

While I in no way support wishing cancer upon anyone

Lashing out angrily at Hawk Harrelson after a game like last night’s is fairly justifiable.

by WestTxAg06 on May 2, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Respectfully disagree

I’m no fan of his broadcasting style, but directing frustration at him is misplaced.

by mgb5 on May 2, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man get over it

call me when words and wishes actually cause cancer. And it’s easy to say when you didn’t listen to his condescending little drivel for 3 hours.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 2, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get over yourself

There’s such a thing as the mute button. I tend to use it whenever Jim Knox makes an appearance (like in the bottom of the 8th inning last night in a one run game, how ridiculous was that?).

by mgb5 on May 2, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish you'd get

canker sores.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 2, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you know anyone that gets

canker sores? Insensitive jerk.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 2, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see what that's got to do... owww!

What’s this sudden pain in my mouth?! Damn you!

by mgb5 on May 2, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gee, sorry,

I meant “get” as in understand, honest.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 2, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I paid

80 dollars for MLB.tv, not just to stare at the pictures. If I wanted that, I’d just use the Taiwan broadcast. So no, I refuse this shit and fuck you.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 2, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

MLB.tv

Not a subscriber myself. Wish they would make both broadcasts available. Actually, I wish with all sports broadcasts that there was a separate “announcers track” that could be independently muted. Would be nice to hear the sounds of the game without having to listen to an announcer drone on, trying to fill “dead air” or “inform”.

Oh, and please self-fornicate as well.

by mgb5 on May 2, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then don't lecture others

announcers suck, they suck even more when they hit the shit trifecta of homerism, gimmickry and banality.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 2, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

The Southside Sox thread is hilarious. I love reading their reactions to our thread last night.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 2, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

how scaring would that be?

seriously, you’d be reminded of it every time you watched an alien movie… Heck, id expect any offspring of hers to either be a Predator or Medusa

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think we've captured her

essence

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's a White Sox fan, thankfully.

That poor kid sitting behind her isn’t going to be able to get a boner until he’s in his mid 20’s.

by LiamP on May 2, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha, he does look like he's trying to distract himself with a fair share of all star ballots

good idea, just keep your head down and dont look her in the eyes.

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone over at the White Sox SBN site

said they had seen her at the white sox spring training a couple of times, apparently she’s a big fan.

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

and no texan looks like that

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

And if they did

They would be exported out of the state!

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 2, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, right

big hair was invented here.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 2, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

So was the awful

full tan

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 2, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if she lives with a bounty hunter

Not Dog, of course.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on May 2, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

its gonna take more than

6 beers, way more

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Way, way more

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 2, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

you have to also take into account

that she might impregnate you with her alien offspring

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

The scary part of that

You know she looked in the mirror before she left the house and thought to herself “Damn I look good tonight.”

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on May 2, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scary thought

what does she look like without makeup/hair care, etc.? Like Cousin It with laser eyes?

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 2, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably better

She’d still probably be ugly as sin, but that hair care and makeup makes her look the worst.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 2, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I just posted her pic on Twitter.

Within 5 mintues it’s been re-tweeted about 30 times. It’s going viral!!!

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 2, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

She is viral

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 2, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

+Juan!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 2, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats funny

she is already slowly migrating through SBN…

What is the standard reply on twitter?

WTF is reply is my guess

by laxtonto on May 2, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lesse:

“Mother of God”

“Ha Ha Ha Ha, Classic!”

“What the hell is she made out of?”

And then lots of straight up re-tweets.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 2, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

can you somehow

continually tweet this picture to the both until Lewin comments on it? Or get the camera’s to find her again?

We need to notify the higher ups that we have a creature that needs to be eliminated roaming RBiA and no one should be safe until that happens

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

You need to speed up this process

make this known to BCB, AN and the other major sites as well.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 2, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I might go drop one in AN real quick....

Link

This is worth it just to read pother teams responces

by laxtonto on May 2, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently people don't like Texans.

I’ve found that out.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 2, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need to attribute her CWS fandom in every post.

I don’t want that shit to come back to our porch.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 2, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 2, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well they call all pretty much

kiss our ass if they don’t like us…

by laxtonto on May 2, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I’ve had to live New England the past 8 years. I’m about tired of people’s shit.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 2, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I stand a really largs chance of having to move back to the East cost in a year and a half or so

because of my degree feild. I don’t mind the East Coast, just don’t be afraid to tell them to get fucked, and they leave you alone and tend to treat you better…

by laxtonto on May 2, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

When are we gonna secede anyway?

Give us a 50/50 shot at winning the series every year. Comparing the farms, we’ll have Houston’s number for years. They don’t have a Jared Hyatt.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 2, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

First reply in AN...

 I…

…there are no words.

No good ones, anyway.

by Flashfire on May 2, 2009 2:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

That is hillarious

by laxtonto on May 2, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

:)

.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 2, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome, keep spreading this

Maybe through in a medusa below her pics just to compare

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love it, hilarious

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dropped one on Blogging the Boys as well

Link

Got to go back to campus for some stuff for school… I will check in latter

by laxtonto on May 2, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for all the hard work...

im working on spreading this over facebook

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good idea!

So I stole it.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 2, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will be torched for this but here it goes

Rudy should be fired. Everyone seems to think he is great but if we can see what is wrong surely he can right? He is still living off his rep from the 90’s playoff teams IMO.

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 2, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Actually....

This is a pretty safe place to say that.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on May 2, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know it's easier said than done

But who can’t argue that you’ve got to take pitches and work the count? The results are wonderful. It’s like going to the bucket in basketball. Yeah, it might be hard to do and it might not be the flashiest way to end up where you need to go but good things happen. In b-ball, driving the paint means either a high percentage shot or freethrows. In baseball, taking pitches means working walks or high pitch counts: either way, the result is good. If you work a walk, you get on base, which is the point of the game. If you don’t work a walk or strikeout after taking 5/6/7 pitches, generally the result is still good because the pitcher had to work that much harder and potentially you can get to the soft underbelly of the bullpen quicker. And if you end up with a hit after taking 5/6/7 pitches, you end up with the best of both worlds.

Mike Maddux said on BaD radio yesterday that people’s misconception of a perfect inning for a pitcher is 3Ks. He argued that 3 1-pitch ground outs is the perfect inning because you throw less and go deeper into ballgames. A major problem with this Rangers team IS that they are getting away from Wash’s philosophy of working counts and simply swinging at first pitches. By getting away from that philosophy, they are falling onto a double edged sword: putting more pressure on themselves by going for big hits on less than optimal counts and also having to face the other teams starter for extended innings.

My farm system can beat up your farm system.

by Updog on May 2, 2009 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I think that the Rangers

worked the count well against Dallas Braden, no?

Bobby Jindal '12

by dstar442005 on May 2, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

And Buehrle

only throws strikes…. they could have taken all night long, but they didn’t swing at too many poor pitches (from the early innings that I watched)

by BuckyB on May 2, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Every pitch he threw was a strike? Awesome!

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 2, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I think you know what I meant

About Rudy. He should be fired.

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 2, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they'll start coming around

they cant be this aggressive all the time, right?

Freakin Marlon Byrd has all of one walk so far this year, he said something about pitchers just trying to throw strikes early in the year, but one walk? come on dude, you are much more patient than that. Its kind of rediculous, it has to stop

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT... The Angels are somehow getting good pitching from their

last resort pitchers, Matt Palmer has given up one run in 6 IP, how do they always do this?

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Who the eff is Matt Palmer?

I think we need to evaluate whether Mike Scioscia sold his soul to the devil in exchange for good pitching.

by WestTxAg06 on May 2, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't believe

That I spend all morning crafting this well-thought-out column and all you talk about is my date from last night!

by Evan Grant on May 2, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

The date

Did you fib and tell her you are a bounty hunter?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on May 2, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Evan was just as drunk as Jimmy was

When he meet this arm biter.

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 2, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

A Pirate Looks at 40?

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 2, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was going to post

pretty much the same thought, you beat me to it.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 2, 2009 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Had she been seen with you at the park...

That awesomeness would have been topped only by Jim Knox interviewing her.

Last night, I was desperately rooting for that to happen. Sadly, it was not to be.

by WestTxAg06 on May 2, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that would have topped anything i've ever seen

on live TV, even topping the time the Fox News anchor was covering Hurricane Rita live and got blown over while he was on a split screen and this other lady was talking

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's no way Josh and Tom could have kept their composure

Like the time last season when Knox was interviewing the vendor of the fresh-roasted peanuts and he said his nuts were fresh and hot or some equally hilarious double entendre. Knox turned around to the camera and smirked, and Josh and Tom immediately cracked up like two third graders.

by WestTxAg06 on May 2, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha, its just hilarious even imagining that happening

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, she makes up for that lack of hair

if you call her ‘hair’, actually hair

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Mickelson

he just whiffed on a sand shot…

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 2:40 PM CDT reply actions  

it's always nice to see that

Makes the rest of us feel better about our game.

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 2, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, but then there's this

Tiger JUST had his longest drive EVER.

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Saw that

Go Tiger

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 2, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just his longest drive EVER...

on that hole. Not in his career. But it definitely was a smash!

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on May 2, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

LaPorta called up

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions  

why?

just the other day u said the indians should purchase his contract…

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohhh, for fantasy purposed

lol… i didn’t even know i was 1 on the WW.

hmmmm…

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

purposes***

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brett Cecil

great LHP for the Blue Jays has also been called up.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 2, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

not very good in AAA this year

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

a lot of top prospects were struggling in AAA this year, which is why I’m not exactly worried for Neftali yet.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 2, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wonder why.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 2, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Certainly no Jared Hyatt

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 2, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean, seriously

He went to the same school as Kevin Brown.

by WestTxAg06 on May 2, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haven't been around

…and don’t know what the conversation has been, but I do not see how hooking Feldman is defensible.

He’d been great all night prior to that jam. Not good. Great. There were two outs. It was his situation to work out of, and if he were given the chance we’d probably talking about a Rangers win today.

Besides, the guy has a future on this team. Or at least I think so. And in the short term some in the org obviously think so. He needs to be stretched out, then, right? I mean if you want him to start, let him go until he begins to get tired. A little more each time out. I saw no signs of fatigue yesterday.

So they bring in a rookie (a really green one) to face Jim Fucking Thome with the bases full. That’s a BRILLIANT IDEA. If they insisted on yanking Feldman, there’s only one other worse option to go to right now and that would have been Every Day Eddie. I would have taken any other reliever in the pen before Holland, whether they were right or left handed.

Clearly the Rangers suck at working the count and getting on base. They can hit for extra bases. A few of them will hit for a good average. That’s been the norm since their late-nineties heyday. Last year was an exception. Since it was a recent exception I was hoping that they may be able to turn patience into a trend, but with the personnel they have I’m not sure if they’re going to be able to do that unless the coaching staff really, really turns the heat up. They’ve been taught to be aggressive at the plate and it’s that simple. Unfortunately it is not a winning approach for the whole damn lineup to hack like they do.

Whole team is in love with the long ball. You can eat bad pitching alive by hitting home runs, but you will never win consistently against good pitchers by swinging out of your damn shoes every at-bat. To me this is common sense, and for the life of me I cannot figure out why this particular group of very talented hitters haven’t figured it out. It’s crazy.

From last year we know they CAN do it, which makes what’s going on this year even worse.

Some of you will hate me for saying this, but this is why I respect the Yankees and Red Sox. It’s not just their big name players with huge contracts. Even their role players will make the pitcher work. That’s the philosophy of the team, and don’t tell me it can’t be taught. If you get a pitchers pitch, even if it’s a strike, don’t swing at it. Don’t be afraid to strike out. Work the count and get something you can hit, even if you get behind in the count and have — GASP — shorten your swing.

And that’s my rant.

by Black Francis on May 2, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, I disagree about Holland – I think it’s fine for him to get that experience – but I see your point. And obviously just about anyone would have been better retrospectively.

But I really agree with your point about our offense. The problem with the Rangers hitters is not that they can’t hit, because they really can. The problem is that there are many ABs that they go up there hacking away. I can tell they are in that hacking state just by listening to Nadel’s voice, so I guarantee the opposing pitchers know. They’d be morons to throw anything close to the strike zone in those ABs, because the Rangers will swing at everything. It isn’t every AB, but I think almost every Ranger on this team (with the exceptions of Jones and Murphy this year) have ABs like that periodically. It isn’t just Hack Blalock and K Davis. Imagine how good Kinsler would be if he didn’t get into these 2-3 game stretches where he’d swing at balls being bounced to the plate.

Some of you will hate me for saying this, but this is why I respect the Yankees and Red Sox. It’s not just their big name players with huge contracts. Even their role players will make the pitcher work. That’s the philosophy of the team, and don’t tell me it can’t be taught. If you get a pitchers pitch, even if it’s a strike, don’t swing at it. Don’t be afraid to strike out. Work the count and get something you can hit, even if you get behind in the count and have — GASP — shorten your swing.

This is a great paragraph.

by JBImaknee on May 2, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

To clarify my Holland thinking, Thome was the wrong batter for him to face. The guy has a ton of experience, is selective, has big time power, and hits well in Arilington. He’s the kind of guy who will school a rookie, yes. I didn’t like Feldman getting pulled in the first place, of course, but if were almost anyone else at the plate I wouldn’t mind seeing Holland in that situation. The experience he ended up getting was very predictable and I don’t see what he could’ve taken away from it. Except for the L/L thing this was a mismatch on the highest order.

by Black Francis on May 2, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it was

predetermined that Holland was going to follow Feldman. RW is terrible at making in game adjustments to their plans. The pitcher to bring in was CJ. You get the lefty vs lefty matchup with an experienced reliever. But, that means varying from the predetermined plan and using a CJ out of his preordained role. In game management is one reason Wash should go.

The biggest problem with th offense is not missing Josh HAmilto but the lack of situational hiiting which includes taking pitches. What happened to working the count? They didn’t in 2007. Last year they did but that seems to be more of Milton’s influence than anything Wash wanted. This year they are back to 2007 type of offense. The second reason should be fired: he cannot instill his “work the count” philosophy on the offense. Either he tries but the players don’t listen to him or he just leaves hitting up to Rudy.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 2, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you really think

that CJ would have done anything? You need a guy with any sort of command, and that guy is never CJ. Did the fact that he got hit around when he came out mean nothing? The guy to bring in for that situation is not on the roster.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 2, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

this is why Eddie Guardado should be released YESTERDAY. If you can’t bring in your LOOGY for that AB, then he doesn’t need to be on the team.

by JBImaknee on May 2, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope that rain moves along quickly.

I SO want to see some baseball today! And i decided that i was going to replace wash for just today and i can guarantee a victory. All batters will lay off the first pitch, all night. And if they swing at the first pitch, they can find their asses on the bench. These guys have to be more patient at the plate. We got a solid, best of the year, from Feldman and had SO many chances to tack on extra runs, we just decided to pop up to he infield on first pitch swings. They guy on the team who is struggling the most, CD, was patient and took a walk after going down 0-2. We need more of that and we WILL be more successful. go away rain and GO RANGERS!

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on May 2, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

OT: Roof just collapsed at cowboys practice faciltiy duirng rookie mini camp.

They say the entire “bubble” collapsed and there are people trapped inside.

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on May 2, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Whered you hear this from?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 2, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nevermind

Hearing it on CBS 11 right now. Crazyness

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 2, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jerry Jones is on NBC with the Kentucky Derby right now

I was hoping they would break in and tell him and see what his reaction would be

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 2, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why is the GM in Kentucky?

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on May 2, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kintuky Derbah.

In Jerry parlance.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 2, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

For the derby

What else would the GM be doing right now? The draft is over with and free agency isn’t going on right now.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 2, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

The question is

Who’s in charge at Valley Ranch right now? Surely Jerry wouldn’t leave the state and put Wade in charge.

Stephen must still be in town.

by WestTxAg06 on May 2, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

What do you mean whos in charge?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 2, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I know that Wade isn't allowed to make decisions

So if Wade had to make a decision today, what would he do? How would he know when to go home, or when to eat supper?

by WestTxAg06 on May 2, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh I see

That was your attempt at humor. Gotcha

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 2, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

And a poor attempt at that.

by WestTxAg06 on May 2, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Talent evaluation?

I know the draft is over but I would think he would want to see these guys in person during their first practices. Of course, I hate Jerry the GM so I look for any excuse to question and ridicule him so I may be over-reacting.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on May 2, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its the first of several rookie camps

They are most likely just learning the very basics about the Cowboys system and doing the basic football activities. Probably nothing you don’t already know about them.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 2, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jerry will do Talent Evaluation

the way he has always done it. The player with the biggest name, even if his best days are behind him, is the biggest talent.

4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
"You know a pitching prospect isn't any good if John Daniels doesn't trade him away but keeps him insteaad." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
"You probably can throw Neftali Feliz on that group of overblown Rangers pitching prospect failures." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/

by DJCahill on May 2, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

oh, and draft Jason Williams.

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I sometimes wonder if the DFW sports fan

is the stupidiest in america, but i dont think thats actually the case, we just tend to overreact a ton and i think its almost totally due to the scrutiny the Cowboys recieve, every move is analyzed more than three seasons worth of Rangers moves.

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 2, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

woah

hopefully everyone is okay

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah they said there was one person on the ground who was knocked out

They just showed a video on ch 11 and man, its crazy. The entire bubble is gone. flattened on the ground and nothing left but rubble everywhere. man that video was nuts. you could see palyers pulling people out from underneath rubble and stuff. WOW

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on May 2, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's on CNN now

A Rod you put the Bitch in Tits.

by BigGuns on May 2, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

thx

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that why the sirens just went off?

Hmmmmm, oh Shit!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 2, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hah!

I may be going gray….but never bald.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 2, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

or Jose Contreras

given the hacktastic tendencies of this current team

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 2, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

If 80 year-old Contreras throws a no hitter against this team

I will vomit.

And then probably post a picture of it on the GDT.

by WestTxAg06 on May 2, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in Murphy

and heard sirens, but it never seemed tornado bad. Seemed like 50 mph winds or so for a few minutes and quite dark off to the south – Garland direction obviously.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 2, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ditto on Murphy

Strong sideways rain made it halfway into the garage before I closed it. Now it’s serene.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 2, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went out to clean my french drains

because I was sure they must be clogged with the lake in my backyard. Nope, just that much water.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 2, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

What are the chances

there’s no game tonight?

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 2, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Games tonight

ive got Riders tickets and I’m wondering if its even worth attempting.
they usually make you sit in the rain for 2hrs before they decide to call it

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on May 2, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poor Oliver Perez

That man should have never been trusted w/ guaranteed money.

by octoberty on May 2, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Pig Flu...Wha???

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 2, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahaha

A Rod you put the Bitch in Tits.

by BigGuns on May 2, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 2, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

lineup up

game on. no max. we’ll be lucky to score 4…

oh, Raul Ibanez just might be worth that contract, no?

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

It's the first month

of a 3 year contract. It’s not just about immediate dividents, it’s about how well they age.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 2, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

click me

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 2, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Going w/ Papa Clem in the Derby 13-1

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 2, 2009 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

hmm...Nowhere to Hide

43-1.

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

that was fun

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

50-1!!

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Running away

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 2, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

dood came back from 20 back...

amazing last quarter

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 2, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell, I'm not getting the replays

Local NBC- straight to weather after the race. 20 lengths, Damn.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 2, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree...

with Evan about the problems the offense is having and that this lineup isn’t the same with Hamilton not in it. However Josh hasn’t really been hitting that well so far this year.

And as many have noticed the real problem is guys like Byrd and Blalock swinging at everything. How is having Josh back in the lineup going to help that? The guy has swung at something like 70% of the pitches he has seen this year. I’m not sure he’s the answer to the problem.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 2, 2009 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

more t-storms headed for arlington

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 2, 2009 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

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