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hmmmmm
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
x
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 20, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 14 recs
I love this image like few others.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on May 20, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!
AWESOME!!!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
The legend has begun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
Brandon Inge.
I never had much hope for this game, but you never know with baseball (assuming you can get some decent starting pitching). So I’m following along and now have to suffer the indignity of Brandon Inge, career OPS .705, beating us.
=|
3-scoop home run for Lard?
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
TRIPLE PLAY!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
+1
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
LOLOLOLOL
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
STFU LAIRD!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I do only because he killed us last series
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
DFA
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
bummer
stoopid Ian
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Damn I was on the phone at work, WTF happened?
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
triple play
luck + luck = luck
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 20, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
how much better is it that it was laird
hahahahahahahaha
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on May 20, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions
+1,000
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Triple Play Triceratops...
was debuted a few games ago.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
3-scoops for Laird's triple play!!!!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
Winner.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
rec lol
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
This is very awesome.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
A HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
A HIT!!!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
NO HITTER IS OVER!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Thank God.
Just another regular disappointing game. Nothing noteworthy.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you, Marlon...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 20, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions
I LOVE GDT2!!!
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
ditto.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
35 years for me
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
I think they said it's only the 5th in franchise history
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
We got a hit, PARTY TIME!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I thought he was going on the DL.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Flat fastball
Horrible control. Working from behind counts and giving up meatballs. He’s a headcase.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh, dinos don't help on offense
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Usually the bowl of the toilet
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Triple Play and ruining a no hitter = everything's coming up Milhouse
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
2 HITS!!!!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
KEEP IT GOING!!!!!
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on May 20, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions
It really may be the case
everyone quit replying so we can stay on page 2 for the rest of the night
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
STRING 'EM TOGETHER!
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
There's something
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
Wow
I went from looking at a 2 on, no outs with Verlander about to no-hit us, to suddenly top of the 5th and two on.
Wow… what a shift in fortune.
PhD
its just hard to be hopeful for an at bat
after someone swings through a fastball right down the pipe.
what pitch can you hope for?
the preceding post was a great success.
I can't believe we hit on a freaking
triple play triceratops on the first try. This GDT has to go down in LSB history.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
Not first try...
definitely was used a few games ago.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Yeah, this is the second time I used it I think.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
"Say hello to my little friend"
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 20, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
oh man that's awesome
such a good clip yesterday
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 20, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
TAG on the browning
Fear the 1st rounder/player/scouting director/director of development or whatever/General Manager/color commentato/Ramones video extra/TOM GRIEVE.
by Black Francis on May 20, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Davis
just get the ball into the outfield.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
nope
a given.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Girls like going low...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
the thing is
davis is supposed to be an expert heat hitter
by longhorn3621 on May 20, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
There's heat
And there’s molten lava.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
When? I dont' remember ever seeing it
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Please don't swing, Taylor.
We need at least a shot to knock in runs with 2 outs.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
2 straight takes, plz.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
TEA!!!
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
A run?!?!?!?!?!
What’s that?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
TIED BALLGAME!!!!!!!
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
WOOT!!!
OMG, the Rangers have started hitting the ball
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEA
Maybe he can hit.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Teagarden!!!!
Way to shut me and everyone else up!!!!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
touche.
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Finally!!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 20, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions
boom.
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on May 20, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions
I'D LIKE SOME FUCKING TEA
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
beautiful teagarden
great AB… verlander’s fb just kept getting faster and faster but he wasn’t phased
Yay!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Damn right!
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I second that motion
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 20, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh....
advanced runners. Let’s go Kins.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
moving runners
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
Please put it down a line Kinz
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
No chance.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
If he does...
I hope some Ranger fan in the crowd strangles him.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
What's Kinslers away batting average?
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
.305
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
oh shit, away
Missed that. Don’t know.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
+1 for effort
us lazy tards rely on your type for answers we could easily find if only we could summon the motivation.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 20, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha!
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I am a lazy tard as well.
I just saw .305 last time up and didn’t realize he was asking for away BA.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Verlander at 91 pitches
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
was really breathing hard on that close up...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 20, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Word to your mother.
Bases loaded. More pitches to burn for Verlander.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
Bases loaded for Murphy...
PINCH HITTER!!!!!!!
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
Verlander just hit
100 mph as he loaded the bases. Biggest AB of the series so far.
Your uncle molests collies.
VERY good AB by Ian.
- applauds *
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Murph
you are pissing me the fuck off. Don’t fucking strikeout.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
You and everyone else on this board.
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash batted Murphy second
Because he thought he would see better pitchers to hit? Huh?
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Sure doesn't give Kinsler much protection.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Murphy please jerk one
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Wine and dine then get a hit!!
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
So is this because Kinsler called the team out?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
On plate discipline, yeah.
He came out and said they weren’t seeing enough pitches. For which he’s my hero.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I think it's because Teagarden has made Harrison a more effective pitcher...
;-)
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
Murph put up a good fight
But alas… bah.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Did you see him call time?
Greer-like.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
anyone else feeling too happy
for having the bases loaded and verlander struggling but coming out with just one run
Glad for run
but feel like we wasted an opportunity.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Time for Harrison to keep pitching
like he has the red ass.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
Since you brought it up,
I’m assuming under.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
my guess too
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on May 20, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
under
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Has to be under.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
im just thinking that cause we all expect it to be under, itll be over
by longhorn3621 on May 20, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah
Think about it. He doesn’t get on base very much, and doesn’t slug very much. I really doubt it’s over.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
but career
he had a fire streak last year
by longhorn3621 on May 20, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll go over...
mainly since he had a good runf or a while last year and still fairly small sample size.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
so as a question
have i missed anything big?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
nice one LSJ!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup, Triple Play by Kinsler and Elvis
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
ARGH
I frickin hate when they play the same commercial IMMEDIATELY after the exact same commercial.. I know it’s all about repitition with the ads but JEEZ!
AT&T commercial or the Nationwide Insurance
which one makes you run for the mute button faster?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 20, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Geico?
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't pay any attention to them.
Problem solved.
by Black Francis on May 20, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Next time you hear the AT&T commercial..
…just think of this.
by Adam J. Morris on May 20, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
40 pitch difference between the two starters
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
Leadoff walk to some bum.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
hes trying to even out the pitch count
socialism: the way to the future
by longhorn3621 on May 20, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
hm
longhorn with numbers is the same as longhorn without numbers.
by Black Francis on May 20, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
walking a lefty to leadoff the inning after tieing the game.
blah.
the preceding post was a great success.
Or we saw it last inning TAG.
Harrison walking on 4 pitches, that is.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
How about this year?
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I love when you call out Murphy in the GDTs
He’ll hit a HR in his next AB
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
hes just...not...that..good...
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep...
Now that I look it up, that’s a .328 career OBP and a .460 career SLG. The SLG is actually better than I thought though.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Wow...another lineup card mishap
in Houston…Micheal Bourne hit out of order in bottom of !st. Kaz Matsui posted at #1.
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
nice
so bourne was an out?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Have to ask Adam
MLBN crew weren ’t sure either.
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Not sure how much I can trust online box scores since they get confused on these...
but seems Bourn maybe grounded out for Matsui, then drew a walk for himself with him as the #2 hitter.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
who shows "rangers live, coming up next"
in the FIFTH INNING
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I'm going to go with the Rangers...
wouldn’t make much sense for the White Sox to advertise “Rangers Live”
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Awesome throw Teabagger
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
wow just watched the triple play
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
ugh...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 20, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions
in other news, what the heck kind of throw was that?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
WHAT A THROW BY TEA!
Oh… wait…
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
whats harrisons pitch count?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
74 I think
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks to Teagarden's influence...
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
Chance to get out of it
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Another broken bat?
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
i doubt he tops felix's SIX last night
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
really glad you were wrong about that...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 20, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I keep thinking something bad is going to happen
but he keeps trucking along.
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
this has become more of a dual
and less of a verlander is kicking our ass headline
by longhorn3621 on May 20, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
indeed.
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
where would they play Gamel?
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on May 20, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
DH
ohhh wait
dero @ 2b?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
OK
so where would DeRosa play then?
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on May 20, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Utility?
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
DD
2b, 3b, some in OF,
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I think their lineup is fine
Even with weeks out
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on May 20, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
and hernan iberian at 2b?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
a couple of weak spots in a lineup isn't that bad
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on May 20, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
dero
is good at 2b, can play anywhere and can backup gamel
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
sure
I just don’t think they NEED to trade for him or that they make the most sense….Reds maybe?
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on May 20, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
White Sox
or anybody besides the Rangers in the AL West could use him.
by Black Francis on May 20, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think so
Really, only Oakland could, and they aren’t really in the race.
by Adam J. Morris on May 20, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm thinking he has some discipline
…or at least that’s my recollection, and those teams don’t have any. So if they could squeeze him in, then yeah, they could use him.
by Black Francis on May 20, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Seeing him playing for another ALW team would really suck.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Yes
with weeks out…although after I asked yesterday, wouldn’t he be better here than Blalock?…Just sayin.
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Why would you want DeRosa as your DH?
by Adam J. Morris on May 20, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
DH = Dumpmaster Hero
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 20, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
He's not nearly as Hacktastic...
and he can actually play more than 1B
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Over Blalock I would
…but not enough to deal for him. Guess it depends on what they want.
by Black Francis on May 20, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
WOOOO
Siddawn, Polanco.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Question
What was Telegraph referring to in your signature?
by Adam J. Morris on May 20, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Matt Harrisons's turnaround in Baltimore.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I am but an instrument of the power of the mighty Triple Play Triceratops.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
don't sell yourself short...
that was masterful
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 20, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel something happening real soon
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Ump has a good strike zone tonight
since im always hating on them, thought I’d say that.
the preceding post was a great success.
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Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
OK ust caught up on the tivo
Harrisons looked pretty good so far. And thank god for that triple play.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
is hank always scared that of he isnt guarding his flask long enough someone will find it?
he always stays off the bases
THAT'S OUR RANGERS!
BUILT FOR FUN!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Ha! emotional roller coaster v.38.0
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
All this no hitting began when Frankie was thrown on the DL
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
I would too if we didn't have such bad luck in this ballpark
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 20, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
quote of the night?
Blue Jays rookie Brett Cecil got into a spot of trouble, leading guest analyst Dennis Eckersley to say, "That’s the thing, you’ve got a kid like this that’s never had any experience, really. Not enough. He’s in the big leagues, too soon. He’s got the stuff, obviously, to be a big-league pitcher. But it’s just too early. You have to learn, on the job, right now in Fenway Park
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Texas DPS Sucks...
I get to drive illegally for about 3 weeks starting Saturday when my driver’s license expires because apparently they now have about a 7 week delay between renewing your license and receiving it. It’s been 4 weeks and it’s not even in their system yet that I’ve renewed.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Did you renew online?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Yup
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Did you print your reciept?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
they should give you a temp paper DL
i just renewed like two days ago and got a little paper
by longhorn3621 on May 20, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I renewed online, and wasn't in the same room as my printer...
but the website said 15-20 days to receive my license. I renewed 31 days before it expired so didnt’ see the reason to print it.
Went to the DPS, they won’t give me a temp one since it’s not in their system yet.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
F'n A Cotton
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
wilkin fucking ramirez
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
holy fuck
he’s asking to get drilled. They gotta do that. Seriously.
by Black Francis on May 20, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
show it again!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 20, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
That's just perfect
Fuck you Rangers. Start hitting
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
how many rangers
…have had their first hit or homer and just run around the bases like normal? Maybe smile and that’s it?
by Black Francis on May 20, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
if salty was catching that wouldn't have been a homer
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on May 20, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
If Laird was still here, it would've counted as a run for us instead.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
good point
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on May 20, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Harrison needs to drill one into his earhole with all that celebrating...
I know it’s your first hit, but come on.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Probably so
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
come on...
if your first MLB hit was a HR you would probably do somethign like that too
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Agree completely.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 20, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Inge ready to hit one out of the stadium.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
yup
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on May 20, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Goddamnit.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
brandon effing inge
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Are we sure that wasn't Mark Connor with a fake mustache
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Oh my god.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
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