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by Adam J. Morris on May 21, 2009 2:48 PM CDT
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SO blanking close...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damnit.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I repeat.
Fuck Detroit.
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by Maximilian on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Michael Young sucks
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't watch the game
what did FFace do?
"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16
by tricer on May 21, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and popped up
w/2 outs and runners on 2nd and 3rd
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by studcrackers on May 21, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leyland
He tried sooo hard to give us a victory but we just wouldn’t take it.
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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by shroomer on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure, the L sucks donkey balls.
BUT WE ARE THE FIRST PLACE MOTHER EFFIN TEXAS RANGERS!!!!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At least they can leave Detroit now, ugh.
On the bright side, I see in the box score that Chris Davis drew two walks.
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by t ball on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So did Murphy
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just laugh when I look at face's stats
worthless doesn’t even begin to describe them
by behindthebag on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a terrible game today
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...really?
It was a bad game, no doubt. But FOTF’s been huge for Texas this year. I’m all for kneejerking, but that’s pretty absurd and baseless.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on May 21, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't notice, but
I SAY FUCK YEAH TO YOUR SIG!!
Thanks.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Young's stats
I assume ‘behindthebag’ was talking about Young’s stats from today’s game and not his stats for the season…
by cardhorn on May 21, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
behindthebag's posts
from today suck, so he must be worthless, too.
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by t ball on May 21, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to hear wash
“Oh we fought hard. But…but that’s just how baseball goes.”
No fuck you. The team sucked.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeha pretty much the same thing I was thinking
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 21, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Mariners.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel bad for the Astros staff --
— I think we score 20 runs this weekend
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints
by TomLovesHideki on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yup
the best pitcher they are throwing at us is Mike Hampton (2-3, 5.23 ERA)
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on May 21, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We were gonna destroy Dontrelle Willis.
by tyd3311 on May 21, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea but he has actually been very good in his career before
none of the guys we are facing have shown flashes of dominance before like willis had.
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on May 21, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
36 years old
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on May 21, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willis really only dominated one season.
Outside of 2005, always walked a few too many guys, and didn’t strike out a ton.
by jwiscarson on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want 30 runs in the first game.
This series makes me want to kill Houston 10 times more than I usually want to.
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by Maximilian on May 21, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure 30 runs the first game
3 in the next 2. Thats the Rangers offense.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
by RangerMad on May 21, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
any reason....
o’day didn’t come in to face cabrera?
And any reason murphy was never running? Would have stayed out of the double play and that is the perfect opportunity to try and get the winning run one basehit away from scoring.
by trgordon723 on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ODay
There is absolutely no excuse not to bring him in in that situation. I think is another example of the Nolan-edict hurting this club. Its like Washington is scared to go to his bullpen cause he thinks Nolan will get upset or something. Millwood was at almost 120 pitches and had put two men on base in a tied ballgame. We needed an out. ODay has been almost unhittable against RHB. And he is well rested
As for Murph stealing I don’t know about that. Murphy isn’t the best basestealer we have and with a guy tossing upper 90s heat its tough. Now sending Elvis would have been an option and if we had he probably would have scored on Murphs basehit.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea i agree
sending murphy would be a real gamble.
Plus miguel cabrera is probably the most dangerous hitter in the AL right now and millwood didn’t even have the stuff to put clete thomas away.
by trgordon723 on May 21, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hdan't thought about stealing Murphy
to goad them into throwing with Elvis at 3rd. They would have had to make a choice.
MYoung hits the ball hard and consequently into a lot of dp’s.
Would have taken guts and brains from Wash.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 21, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I highly doubt you try a double steal of home with a rookie on 3B
If hes too eager he could get faked by a throw or any number of things happen. Shoulda tried to steal with Elvis on 1st or maybe a steal and hit with Kinsler. Im fine with not running Murph even if it did lead to the game ending DP
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on May 21, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was looking for it
@ 2-0 on Murphy. No pitchout coming. E woulda scored on the next pitch, assuming the same events unfold.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on May 21, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i agree completely
you could tell millwood was laboring and o’day’s arm angle could have given cabrera problems
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on May 21, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and for the record
DFA Kinsler. Send his ass to A Hickory, where he belongs.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell if you're serious or joking...
…but either way, I laughed.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joking.
Wasn’t there some guy at the beginning of the season that tooted the “DFA Davis, I hate Warner” horn?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 21, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, there definitely was.
But I have no idea who.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on May 21, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I thought so.
And I think he was serious!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 21, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now, I'll admit that I was very much aboard the "demote Davis" train...
…and I’ll gladly eat crow for that.
But yeah, that was some serious kneejerking, and that’s coming from a kneejerking connoisseur.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on May 21, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still love winning.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
23-11 when not playing
the Motor City Kitties.
Trust me, the sun will rise tomorrow.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and Face will come out of the phone booth to save our ass again.
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by Maximilian on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
the Face will come out of the phone booth again and save this team’s ass just like he did v. the Feisty Hillmans and Body-more.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 21, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The thought that we're title contenders this year makes me laugh.
I hate all our players.
We’re such little bitches against real teams.
I hope they get every STD there is to get and that AJ Pierzynski bangs all their wives and moms and dads in one big orgy and sends them a video of it.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I think movies where it turns out the British guy did it are probably pretty accurate.
by thedirkatron on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, D.A. ...
…don’t hold anything back now. Quit mincing words.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on May 21, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, we're really good against other pussy teams.
We own the AL West and Cleveland.
We’re pretty okay versus Baltimore and KC and Chicago when their bats aren’t on.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I think movies where it turns out the British guy did it are probably pretty accurate.
by thedirkatron on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The AL West
thank god it’s a collection of pussy teams then.
That’s the idea this year right? Be the manliest pussy in the division?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
by FirebatM3 on May 21, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh, AL West 2009
We will out-clit you and we’re into leather.
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by t ball on May 21, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"out clit you"
funniest thing ever said by t ball.
In fact, retire from posting because you’ll never eclipse that phrase.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 21, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
I mean… anything can happen in a short series.
Even if your team is one big old gigantic taffy-lipped girl genital.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I think movies where it turns out the British guy did it are probably pretty accurate.
by thedirkatron on May 21, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened to
“Team Of Fucking Destiny”?
The CJ hate is getting old.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
"The NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation......Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."- Chris Cooley.
by sprite on May 21, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ tea-bagged ’em and sent their dads the video.
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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by shroomer on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he never said
what the destiny was. Apparently it was a gang rape (or, rape of a gang) by AJP.
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by t ball on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Non-AL West teams happened.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I think movies where it turns out the British guy did it are probably pretty accurate.
by thedirkatron on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly
Detroit looks good enough to come out of the Central and knowing our luck, we’ll draw them in the ALDS (if we make it) and promptly get our asses swept out.
by behindthebag on May 21, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their pitching looks pretty legit
I wouldn’t be surprised to see them in the ALCS. They didn’t even have Ordonez in this series….
by hiafex on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doubt it.
On both the our pussies making it to the playoffs (they won’t) and on the AL East not getting two teams in (meaning even if our pussies did vag their way in they’d have to vag it up for three games worth of fail versus an AL East team).
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I think movies where it turns out the British guy did it are probably pretty accurate.
by thedirkatron on May 21, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Humor therapy
In a bad mood after that game, wondering why I was coming to this thread to relive it in some small way. And then to come across comments like this that made me laugh hard. Thanks for the mood boost, even if it was unintentional.
by mgb5 on May 21, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anna Benson
might like that.
BTW, we’re still title contenders in my book.
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
by DJCahill on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Title
if the title is AL West champions, then no reason we’re not contenders.
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by t ball on May 21, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absotively.
The joys of a dogshit division.
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
by DJCahill on May 21, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to read postgame threads
After watching games – usually some insight. But dorkatron manages to sputterfuss win or lose. Greatness!
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
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by Ed Coffin on May 21, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We steal all fucking day
Then when we need to steal we don’t.
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ridiculous
Wash will have players steal 3rd with 2 outs but he wont steal 2nd with 1 out to avoid the DP…Wash = FAIL
by Sribb43 on May 21, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rudy do your job....
this team is terrible at situational hitting and strikeout to damn much
by Sribb43 on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rudy
When you have a lineup of power hitters, the strikeouts come with the territory.
But yeah, this team’s seemingly been bad at situational hitting for a while now, and I don’t know why Rudy doesn’t work on that more. Or walking, for that matter.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all i see with runners on
is Pop ups in the infield, K’s or DP…no moving the runners over with fly balls to the OF with runners on 3rd and less than 2 outs
by Sribb43 on May 21, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's time to
move Salty up the ladder and Hank Fucking Blalock down in the line-up.
Maybe you roll with Hank 7th and Crush 8th. There is a place in the order for that much power but the obp, uh, buddy….it’s not good.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 21, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hank
I agree, I cringe when I see him in the cleanup spot.
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by t ball on May 21, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tball
That’s on the manager.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 21, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hank always try to swing for the fences
when he is hitting 4th or 5th. He thinks it his job to just hit HRs instead of have any type of quality AB or something.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 21, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 years/30 million dollars
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 21, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sub 300 OBPs
don’t have to come with the territory with power hitters. In fact quite a few powerhitters are 400+ OBP guys.
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
by DJCahill on May 21, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The sooner
we’re rid of both Blalock and Byrd, the better we’ll be.
Byrd should probably be hitting behind Andrus at this point.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
by FirebatM3 on May 21, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no wonder this team cant score
hank/byrd at 4/5 and salty and CD for automatic K’s
by Sribb43 on May 21, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair...
Byrd’s lifetime OBP is .342, compared to his BA of .279. That isn’t terrible — he’s been out of it this season.
by jwiscarson on May 21, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Byrd gets exposed
when he plays everyday. He is what he is a 4th OF at best
by Sribb43 on May 21, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He played pretty much everyday last year
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on May 21, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 walks
After two games of two each.
I hope working the count improves…
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on May 21, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Especially
when a guy is giving you first. Kins didn’t see one pitch in the zone in the 9th, and struck out on 4 pitches.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on May 21, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marlon's one pitch popup
made me want to punt a baby.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
by FirebatM3 on May 21, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i had the exact same thought
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on May 21, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was fully prpeared to be fine with a 1-2 series loss
sweep? MY fail? sigh.
crush the astros.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on May 21, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think all the fans that walked up to the stadium last weekend
Already fell off the bandwagon. Yankee fans shall invade this week.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I purchased tickets for Monday's game
and it was almost sold out.
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on May 21, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know that.
I just hope there are more ranger fans there.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ready for the Astros
I never want to see the Tigers again
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The only thing that can cure my anger: Thundarr the Barbarian
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by Maximilian on May 21, 2009 2:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here you go, first episode full.
THUNDARR THE FUCKING BARBARIAN
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
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by Maximilian on May 21, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not the one
with those white blobs running around and that rhino that shoots rocks out of its horn, right? Anyone know what I’m talking about?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES; I forgot the name of that show
But I used to watch it all the time on Cartoon Network in elementary school.
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by Maximilian on May 21, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I know what I'm spending the rest of the day looking for
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 21, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its the Herculoids
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 21, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just found it too.
I gotta find episodes online to watch now. This + Thundarr = 4th grade Saturday afternoons for me.
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by Maximilian on May 21, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youtube has some
Man, I loved watching these old cartoons on Cartoon Network.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 21, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Space Ghost is the best.
Lots of homo erotic and racial overtones in the old ones.
And yeah, I watched both of the toons referenced above.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on May 21, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Likes homo erotic cartoons
would suck on a donkey’s root for a Ranger win and shares recipes on a basebll message board.
Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 21, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cartoon racism
Anyone ever watch those old Dick Tracy cartoons? Now THOSE had some serious racial overtones!
There’s some interesting ones from the old Warner Brothers era too- the anti-German and Japanese propaganda cartoons from WWII, and a little ditty called “Coal Black and de Sebbin Dwarfs.”
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on May 21, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here you go
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by Maximilian on May 21, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hope
It’s just a tiger thing and we won’t actually suck against all good teams.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 2:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope so too
But I’m going to block that thought out of my head and say it’s just the Tigers…The Rangers haven’t had a winning record against them in a season since 04
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on May 21, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh..we would had lost in the bottom half anyways
by Mike E on May 21, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Andruw Jones
Is he contractually obligated to only play against lefties?
by LiamP on May 21, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm about ready
to see CD lose some at bats to him, until that K rate drops.
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
by DJCahill on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CD and hank i don't care
both of them need a wake up call.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on May 21, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*i still believe in chris davis overall
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on May 21, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I think
he’ll be a decent 1B/DH, but really they need to start discipline some of the guys on this team who throw away so many ABs swinging at trash. I play AJ for those 2, and I let those 2 know thats why they are sitting out. Way too many bad hacks.
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
by DJCahill on May 21, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd think they would learn
Watching david murphy all game. He worked the count and got on base five times. It’s not just luck.
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well luckily...
in Houston, Blalock will have to sit, and I’d tell CD that if he can’t get better after friday, he may sit and watch AJ play 1B.
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on May 21, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just put the damn
ball in play, thats all i ask CD
by Sribb43 on May 21, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In all fairness...
it’s not just CD that was hacking away….Everybody, except Murph and AJ, has no plkate discipline.
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by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on May 21, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keep Davis, lose Blalock
If Worsh is going to insist on Hank or AJ hitting cleanup whenever they’re in the lineup, I’d much rather it be AJ.
Shit, he could even play LF really.
by LiamP on May 21, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys ever go that crazy Channel 29
the boys on The Ticket reference?
It’s the wildest show ever.
Latina hots with giant cans are a major player.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
umm.......pictures?
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
by bioaggie on May 21, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jones needs to play
more bc he is the only guy that talks pitches and walks….i cant believe i just typed that
by Sribb43 on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit. Minny up 16-0 over Chicago and Minny's still batting in the 6th.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I think movies where it turns out the British guy did it are probably pretty accurate.
by thedirkatron on May 21, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fat Boy with 8 runs in 2.0 ip, but only 1 earned.
Peavy’s gotta love the look of that.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I think movies where it turns out the British guy did it are probably pretty accurate.
by thedirkatron on May 21, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like chicago could use jake peavy
too bad
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by DSheppard on May 21, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they had Peavy
it would only be 8-0, with 6 unearned runs.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on May 21, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also have to say
that throw by Byrd in the bottom of the 8th was retarded. It was one well positioned Salty away from giving Detroit another run.
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by FirebatM3 on May 21, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Awful throw
But his at bats are getting frustrating. He had a 82 point split in his average and obp last year, this year its like 30. He got himself out making contact on bad pitches early in the count in both key rally innings.
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by DSheppard on May 21, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Young's WPA this game
-.545.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 21, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jose Lopez-esque
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
by FirebatM3 on May 21, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yet
Newberg will still find a way to jack him off in tomorrow’s report
by behindthebag on May 21, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this before
or after another proposed Marlon Byrd extension
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by FirebatM3 on May 21, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He certainly does
enjoy giving him the reach around when he has a good game.
I doubt you’ll hear much about him tomorrow.
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by DJCahill on May 21, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rough room this afternoon!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 21, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bummer
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
by gossamer on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At least
you cant blame these losses on pitching…lol
by Sribb43 on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Luckily, I forgot to set the tivo this morning
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
20-0
Minnesota.
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Feisty Hillmans up 3-2 in 7th
behind Zach G
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by Josey Wales on May 21, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jack Johnson sucks
get off the work radio.
by cmkelly29 on May 21, 2009 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's terrible.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I think movies where it turns out the British guy did it are probably pretty accurate.
by thedirkatron on May 21, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got in trouble at KTCU a few weeks ago
for turning off the automation and playing cds for an hour.
Our automation is Jack Johnson/Jason Mraz/shitty americana/twangy country all the damn time.
In the 45 minutes I was on cds, I got 6 phone calls from people asking what the music was, and to keep it up.
Our engineer calls me and tells me to turn off the garbage and stick to the automation.
In conclusion, fuck Jack Johnson.
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
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by Maximilian on May 21, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's like John Mayer
except he’s not talented.
by cmkelly29 on May 21, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Mayer
I’m not a big fan of his music, but his comedy bits are hilarious. He did a version of Tay Zonday’s “Chocolate Rain” on “Best Week Ever” that was greatness…
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on May 21, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the guy in the "And then that happened" video..
He’s also regarded as one of the greatest guitarists on the Earth right now.
by cmkelly29 on May 21, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have never really listened.
Isn’t he chick music?
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on May 21, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
err, see above
meant to reply to you.
by cmkelly29 on May 21, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
failed opportunities
I counted at least 4 times we had men on third base and we just could NOT seem to get them to score. We missed to many damn chances, so no wonder we lost.
by rally_mac on May 21, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If the angels lose today
Then the worst we could be is tied in first to start the Yankees series, correct?
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
theres no way the astros are sweeping us
but yeah.
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by DSheppard on May 21, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the astros sweep us
I’ll probably cry.
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who would have more
K’s this weekend..Blalock if he played or Rangers pitchers batting
by Sribb43 on May 21, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm happy I'm at work and couldn't listen to the whole game
because looking at the box score hurts enough.
by cspott on May 21, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So is all hope gone?
All I can do is look at June’s road trip to New York, followed by Boston, and then we come home to Toronto and Los Angeles….can I still believe?
by cspott on May 21, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ask me after june
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we will need more sweeps of LAA to counteract everything else.
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by DSheppard on May 21, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we can't get some wins against those teams, nothing will matter
everyone will just point to us beating up on a weak division, which at this point, is pretty true.
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by Maximilian on May 21, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do we have to play in Detroit?
Honestly, this sucks but it’s not the end of the world. The pitching and defense remained good. You know we’re going to hit at some point. The only real concern is that these games were played in a similar manner to playoff games and we saw what happened. Then again, so were the last two against LAA. Of course, if you told we two months ago I’d be worried about how the Rangers would handle playoff-style baseball, I’d have taken it.
Remember: young, growing team a year ahead of schedule. Repeat that a couple of dozen times.
by Sherman McCoy on May 21, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just not so sure the offense will come around.
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not with the two hacks
hitting 4/5.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
by FirebatM3 on May 21, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you make a deal for DeRosa?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on May 21, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or 2/3/4/5 although Hamilton started
showing a better approach.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on May 21, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jones should be batting 4th.
I’d be happy with kins, young, hammy and jones.
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think
it should probably be some variation of
Kins
Young
Hamilton
Jones
Cruz
Murphy/Byrd
Davis
Salty
Elvis
Until further notice.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
by FirebatM3 on May 21, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
salty 5th and cruz 6th?
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
by bioaggie on May 21, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Kinsler wasn't so bad on the road...
I wouldn’t mind him hitting 3, Hamilton 4. Is that crazy?
by cspott on May 21, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
elvis leading off?
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my thoughts exactly
he’s going to be a threat on the base paths in the future.
by cspott on May 21, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't be terrible i don't guess.
I still like kins leading off though. Maybe elvis can start the season leading off next year.
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why I asked if I was crazy
Kins is a doubles machine and the thought of having a duck on the pond is nice. But then again, having a man standing on second with no outs is also nice…
by cspott on May 21, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
June 2nd through the 14th
Terrifies me.
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dont worry Barack's goin to save us
"Fight ’em ’til hell freezes over, then fight ’em on the ice!" – Dutch Meyer
by CowboyHornedFrogs on May 21, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
x
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
by Maximilian on May 21, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is some funny ass stuff
"We play to win the game" - Herm Edwards
by nicholas.rodriguez on May 21, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lineup
It should be Cruz batting 3rd with Hamilton 4th…..nobody wants to give Cruz a fastball, but with hamilton 4th he would be an absolute monster.
by chadallenfan on May 21, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So when do we hear Hammy is back on the DL?
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 21, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holland starting tomorrow.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by iorange555 on May 21, 2009 5:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just heard it on 105.3!!!!!!!!1
TOO SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 21, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's wrong with Pad though?
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 21, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right shoulder strain after bullpen session
He will not accompany the team in Houston
by troysboys on May 21, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn I'm excited as hell!!!!
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 21, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great team to start against, imo.
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 21, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i get too hung up on lefty/righty i think
but still, all of their decent hitters are righties or switch hitters anyway, still not a bad matchup but not as good as it might appear.
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by DSheppard on May 21, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this also means Holland goes against NYY
on Wednesday in Arlington.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 21, 2009 5:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard bits and pieces of the game ont he Radio
Unfortunately, any time I was able to listen for any significant length of time it was that Barnett guy calling the play by play.
Anyway, they talked like Millwood pitched a very good game. Jackson was apparently throwing hard. How did things really look? I know Barnett seemed to be pissed that Young didn’t come through in the clutch so I don’t really want to hear about that. In general was the offense patient? And how did the pitchers look?
by Black Francis on May 21, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man it was one of those games where even when something went right for us,
DET turned around and screwed us in the butt again. If you watched either of the other two, this wan’t as bad, but still bad if you know what I mean. Edwin was pitching 97mph in the 8th inning too which didn’t help. Their guys have the definite home field advantage against us that’s for sure. You didn’t miss much though. Kinsler had a hell of a catch to get Cabrera out in the 7th though.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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