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"We play to win the game" - Herm Edwards
by nicholas.rodriguez on May 25, 2009 1:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
please
stop this juvenile shit
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
a prime reason i don't go to blogging the boys...
this kinda crap is encouraged and defended there…
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
First...
just a shorter way of saying “i’m a jackass”
by GhettoBear04 on May 25, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
i am
the RC
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me know if it's worth it.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 25, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i can already tell you it is
i have been using build 7000 and RC is evidently pretty good
windows 7 >>>>>>>>>>> vista
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
nellie!
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
It's peanut butter nelly time!
(that’s for Lisa)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
woohoo
nelson!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
wooooo NELLIE
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Cruz
should be the new clean-up hitter, period.
Time for Hank F Blalock.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
+1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
WOOO NELLY!
Now watch Blalock and Byrd leave him there on three or four pitches.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Heh
418 comments in 1.5 innings
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
harrison
i think his biggest problem is going to be figuring out what pitches to throw in what count (Salty’s problem too). They can’t get intimidated by these guys
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Salty's not in the game
But I get your point
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 25, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
ouch
that looked bad
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
right above rt elbow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Meaty part of the arm
No big deal
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
just saying where it was
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably about...
….280/.320/.500.
And no one will give him 3 years $30 million.
by Adam J. Morris on May 25, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE BYRD
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Just a shot in the dark in case anyone has been thinking about it lately...
but how long do we have Cruz under control?
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
5 more years per Cruz?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
4 more years i believe
Maybe 5
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Very cool...
I know he doesn’t have a whole lot of service time, so that makes sense. I think it was actually one of the MSM articles recently that said all of the Rangers starters are under control until at least 2012 or something. With all of the talent that is going to be pushing its way up, we are in such a great position.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
Nah
I’d rather just K him
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 25, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Helps the OBP
He won’t be around .270 all season, Adam.
Big body of work behind him.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
what player?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
almost got byrd too
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Actually, Josey...
Cahill was the one who bet me he’d have 40+ errors in 145+ games.
You said 35-40 errors.
6 errors in the first month and he was on his way
but he appears to have settled down plus he just received a favorable call.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
yea
i dont understand why they didnt have a navy one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I think they're all wearing the same color this year
Just like everyone wore navy last year
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 25, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
inttersting
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not a fan of it either
I get the unity thing, but it’s not good with some unis. They should get a choice.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 25, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
You're right...
everyone wore the navy, with the flag logo. But a lot of teams wear navy colored hats as it is, so it looked a lot more natural.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
Like to see control issues....from the opponent of course.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
yuuup
nice sig btw
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
oh wait.
fuck me, right?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 25, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
oh right
we’re playing phil hughes. forgot about that.
and the yankees waste the mound visit early
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
don't make me eat my words
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
mccoy with a 3 step drop
for his first pitch
wtf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon Byrd
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
look on justin.tv
should be a ton on there b/c of yankees game
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
really
wow they had a ton of phillies-nyy links
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Here
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
P-word is Rangers
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
swing the damn bat byrd
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Did you know that Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley are roommates?
I just learned that. I’m amazed. I would have thought someone in the media or announcing the game would have mentioned that by now.
they did all the time last year
BCS game, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Tech fans think they may be a little too close
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
tech
remind me when they make it to a BCS bowl….or win a big 12 championship in football
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Ouch.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Taking ball four
Just got called a strike.
If he swings at it, it is probably a GIDP, anywa.
by Adam J. Morris on May 25, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
and not a strike
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Well to be fair one of the balls he called was a strike
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
And that, FWIW
is the same pitch that was called a ball on Harrison
by Outworlder47 on May 25, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
oh Marlon! uggghhh
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
bad call on Byrd.
it goes both ways but it may be time for Wash to get tossed.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
putting in the call right now
time for davis to get that power stroke back
my sig is better than yours
That's the kind of AB that can send a guy right back to hacking at everything.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
can davis catch up ot the fastball?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
early answer is no
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
so is the late answer
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Give
us those fuckin calls you dumb ass ump!
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5905
Magic Number- 117
Tom Hallion.......
As*hole extrordinare
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
he slowed down his swing already
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
double steal
interesting lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Davis needs to choke up on the handle of the bat
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Rally T-Bag!
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
by LSJ on May 25, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
my brother met him a couple of times in dallas
when they were filming thre (season 2?)
said hes a nice dude — opposite of his on-screen personality lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Gawd
that double steal could have an f’ing disaster.
Let’s go Teagarden.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Everything
with you is a bitch about Wash.
Knock that shit off.
I think Petis knows what he’s doing when scouting the pitchers for steals
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5905
Magic Number- 117
how mny SB so far?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
8 SB
11 HRs
Future Rangers - Minor League Information
by fightingengineer on May 25, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Here comes Uncle Charlie
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
that was a fucking horrible swing
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Wow seriously Tea?
That was beyond pathetic
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Holy shit
What the fuck was that supposed to be?
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Teagarden plays once every 5 days and it really shows up
in his hitting.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Or the fact he struggles hitting
shows up in his hitting
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
He's actually hitting .318/.400/.364 his last 7 games
But the bottom line, really, is that he’s just not the hitter everyone wants him to be.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
sigh
i really hope we didn’t just give hughes a ton of conifdence
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Why do they do this to us, Micah?! Why?!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 25, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
sigh
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on May 25, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
We totally screwed a chance to take advantage of a wild Hughes right there.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
That's fucking depressing.
Two guys on, no outs, and 3 strikeouts in a row.
She say she are the manager.
+ 1 make yourself a cocktail ...you're gonna need it
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Good idea
it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
hey it's 2:40 here and I'm having a beer...F it
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
All I've had is a bowl of cereal
so that means I need to fire up the grill and cook something before I start hoovering beers.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
It's Rolling Rock time
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 25, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Teagarden
gets two strikes on him and he’s automatically going to get that breaking pitch that Juando always used to swing at.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
hes never made consistant contact
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes but Juando had talent, TT not so much
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
well at least with the bat
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I like OBP more than batting average.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
x
http://www.justin.tv/brianskiorski
P-word rangers
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
You're the man!!!!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on May 25, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Its a shame Max is struggling in AAA because if he was hitting Id rather he be the backup catcher than Teagardne right now
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
But Taylor is Harry's catcher!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 25, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Not with Harrison pitching as well
as he has to Teagarden this year.
Remember pitching & defense
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I thought it was his sped up tempo
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
He's starting to heat up though.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Hes not walking or hitting for power though
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Not yet
But the way he started the season, it’s baby steps at this point.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
So ive got the screen paused as his bat crosses the plate
i estimate 3.5 feet from making contact.
the preceding post was a great success.
Can't see the game....
….but is TT about 8 feet tall or something?
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
Ouch.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Did we mess up by not trading Tea?
I was all for holding Teagarden and Salty until we got a better offer.
Do you think it’s now a mistake for not trading Teagarden after his awesome finish to the season?
This goes back to my point
Hindsight is that maybe we should have dealt Teagarden. But at the time a vast majority of people were much more interested in moving Salty. My point was that unless you could really clean up, you didn’t know yet which one was going to be good. Just six weeks into the season there is a completely different prevailing opinion about them. It’s okay if one of them turns out to be really good and one is just a backup.
by Brett Perryman on May 25, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Its also okay
If we didn’t manage to get a Tex haul for one of our catchers.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Yuppers.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
harrison
really an issue of pitch selection
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
and yankees fans louder than rangers on those doubles
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
lol this is true..Yankee fans are LOUD
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Isn't that why TT is behind the plate every 5th day?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
I hate Damon's
little slap stick swing.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
i hate the red sox too
but jeez what a fucking traitor
by kevinkinsler on May 25, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Meatball Matty today?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Barnett is a moron.
I’m pretty sure I could sit up there in the booth right now and do a better job than him.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
what a line for liriano so far
2 IP
5 K
4 hits
2.00 WHIP
0 ER
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
his fastball his nailing dimes
use it more
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Okay...
who the fuck switched Bmac and harry?!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 25, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
i am sick and tired of mlb.tv sucking it up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Matt Harrison is currently walking around
with a shotgun in his mouth.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
And when that happens
the shotgun occasionally goes off.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Hey ab, hear those boos?
Those would be the Ranger fans drowning out the Yankee fans cheers
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
TT really needs to go talk to Matty
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
and tell him what? Don't cry Matty it will be alright?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Looks like
Andrus just ran over to talk to Harrison. Good to see that.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
Harrison vs. a good lineup = trouble.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Really isn't this why
TT is catching to get the most out of Harrison?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
fucking A
and byrd blows it up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Ugh.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
this is getting ugly
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
im out, see ya'll later
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5905
Magic Number- 117
Ugh
I don’t have enough beer in the house to save me from this one.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
When you have to fight the Stinkin Yankees and
Paid off Umpires you have no chance at all
Larry Parrish Was Da Man!
At least Patton is on at 4pm (eastern) today.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
What the fuck, Byrd?
Thinking real hard about going poolside, firing up the grill and drinking my way thru this day.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
meh
byrd’s error not a big deal. one base with 0 outs
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I blame Jim Reeves...
…for writing this morning that the Rangers have too many good starting pitchers.
Look at that
Another fastball down the middle of the plate for an extra base hit
It amazes me that ML hitters can hit those
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Byrd back in the corner there was kind of laughable.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Well, is there a better alternative?
This is the situation that Benson’s here for.
by Adam J. Morris on May 25, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Hopefully he can finish the game out, and we can start over tomorrow.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
wow an out.
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
if benson comes in and give up a hit
im going to watch another game — tor v balt or bos v min
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
No error on Byrd?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
wow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
What's been a SP's shortest outing this season?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
its the 3rd inning
have faith?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
8 hits alreaddy
unacceptable.
your SP takes oyu out of the game with 8 hits in 1 inning and change
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
sorry 2 innings and change
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Its the third inning
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
So that's not an error on the rookie
but it cost the Rangers a run.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
ok back down to earth we come.
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Isn't it the even gameday threads that are evil?
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
the first one wasn't kind either
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
i hate the "step out right as the pitcher goes into his motion"
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Me too
Can we get some kind of a balk on the batter?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 25, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Not a balk, really
But something similar
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 25, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Could cost them a strike
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
Yes
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 25, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
6-0
8 hits in 3 innings = bad
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Matty
He’s no Derek Holland.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
+ 1 few are
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Against Hughes
Yes. Though not getting a couple of runs last inning hurts
That's why they call them business sox
Well
If we can score 6 runs and Benson can come in and shut things down, yeah.
Problem is, the chances of that chance ain’t very good.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
+ juan
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Take him out of the rotation!
/people who wanted to chuck McCarthy
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Come on Elvis
get something started
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I hate that it lined up so both of our lefties face the yankees
the preceding post was a great success.
Our GDT's might only be 2 per game if you didn't count....
…..
1) The posts asking where the game can be streamed
2) The “god, I hate this team” posts everytime something goes wrong
3) The “shit, this game is over” in the 2nd or 3rd inning.
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
4)The posts bitching about the content in the GDTs
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 25, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec
this
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Zing!
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Really?
That was a “zing”?
Then I am definitely overmatched
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
wonder what happens with the offense this inning
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I recognize like 5 people in this GDT
who the fuck are the rest of you guys and why do your GDT posts suck so much?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
like 5 ppl?
whaaat
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 25, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Lots of hits allowed but some real
shitty defense as well.
If Byrd doesn’t play jai ‘alai with that ball in LF or Elvis doesn’t bobble that easy grounder, that run doesn’t score.
We need just a couple of runs build up some momentum right now.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Then it would only be 5-0 and things would be soooooooooooooooo much better
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
damn it
just one of those games
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Still early
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
i fully expected harrison to get hit around today
i was just hoping more along the lines of 5 innings 4 runs.. with the rangers actually scoring.
the preceding post was a great success.
arod > jeter
3b, ss, or in the batters box
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
But not with the ladies
apparently
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
hahahaha Tom just layed out on Josh
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
That was as an abortion of an inning
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
So, with Hughes struggling with his control the last half inning
We go out there and hack through three quick outs.
Brilliant guys. Brilliant.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
This team cannot play the AL East
and until they learn to beat those jackoffs they will go exactly no where
Larry Parrish Was Da Man!
Win the west is all im worried about
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
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