Game 48 Game Day Thread
Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers, May 29, 2009 7:35 PM CDT
Go Rangers...
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Go First Place Mother Effin' Texas Rangers!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on May 29, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
WOOOOO DOUBLE PLAY!
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Feldman V.
Kennedy II.
Round 1 goes to Feldman.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions
Cy Feldman showing Kennedy what's up.
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Moscoso is up?
Nice.
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
JD su... oh. Wait.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Wait, I thought he was one of the Four Aces!!
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Guillermo in da house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moscoso, not any of the Pimentels.
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Feldman off to a rough start
Blooper, nearly gave up a homer before getting the DP, walk and a HBP.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
here
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_05_29_oakmlb_texmlb_2&mode=gameday
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
But I thought Feldman was a poor man's Roy Halladay!1!
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
a VERY poor man's roy halladay
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking Sweeny.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
not a good pitch
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
It's too bad...
Feldman isn’t facing the Rangers.
Then he too could have a career high in strikeouts.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
LOL so true
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
"Hi"
- Jason Giambi’s ass.
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Giambi was the trail runner.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
really bad running
2 outs too
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
come on Scooter!!
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Yay, there's an out pitch.
Thank god the A’s suck.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
that was big
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Nice K
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
I'm still driving that Feldman Bandwagon.
No worries.
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
When he can put up these kinds of numbers with a normal BABIP and LD rate, I might just believe that.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
his LD rate is too high or low?
you don’t think pitchers affect LD rates?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
It's 3 points below his career average, and 4 below what it was last year
Coupled with his .239 BABIP, I’m betting that’ll come back up sooner or later.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Whose?
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
which Ian this at bat, the patient one or the hacker?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Patient Ian
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
davis wil not k next AB
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
yeh that would be at least 5 in a row... that can't happen right?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
I fully take credit for the first win today
I didn’t get home until the bottom of the 8th
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
well welcome to the party Micah!
I’d offer you a Cybeer but everytime I turn around Rodney is opening a new one, so we’re running a lil low :(
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
I have my own anyway, thanks
I’m playing my own Rangers drinking game. It’s been that kind of week.
I drink for every…
- Ball to a Rangers batter
- Rangers hit
- Rangers run
- Oakland out
- Strike to an A
And that’s all I have so far.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
join the club girlie...except I've thrown some pills into the mix
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Uh...that's not good
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
just a muscle relaxant...no biggie and YES it IS GOOD :)
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
+1 heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
throw Davis Ks in there and you may
have to go to the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
I will never celebrate CD's failure
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
no that would be drinking so the pain goes away
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Still :-(
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Only because you'd have to have your stomach pumped before the 7th inning stretch
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
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good to hear!
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Gameday audio is struuuugling.
And now it’s out.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
nice
the a’s pitching reminds me a lot of early 2000’s ranger pitching
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
MY struck out by Oakland batboy.
Sigh.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
ha
i think kinsler was stealing there anyway
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
he was leaning
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
nice!
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Love that chalk getting kicked up
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
mini-Hambomb
explodes the chalk.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
Nope
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
This guy...
is throwing everything 76 MPH. We should kill him.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
he got young on a 90mph fastball
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
josh is limping a little
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Ron...
should have DHed him for the day game.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
his gut said otherwise
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Okay, so what's happened?
Gameday audio is completely conked, and my comp. is crawling all of a sudden.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Cruz blup to center, hammy to third
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Thx.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Hank Da Bank!!!
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
the other way!
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
And audio is back just in time for the Hank double
Wooo!
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Walks... Hank going the other way...
It’s a bizzaro doubleheader.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
who knew!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
only 1 out right now
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
what a forced and terrible joke
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
That'd be extra amazing with only one out on the board.
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
This guy...
isn’t going to get out of the 1st.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions
made some mistakes
we’ll see whats up next inning
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
bloop hit/walk/hbp
Did get a K with 2nd/3rd and 2 outs though, so we’ll see.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Good news for us
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
damn Murph
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
davis still getting cheers
good
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
hahahahahaha
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
LOL
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
With Davis's struggles.......
is Hank smelling blood for playing time??
Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.
chris davis
IBB?
heh clearly billy beane isnt running the show still
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Chris Davis drawing an intentional walk?
I think Cahill’s head just exploded.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
well
wash is not the worst manager in the AL West
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
+1
who knew
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
WOOOOO TEABAG!

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Pete Rose does not understand the previous play

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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
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attaboy Tea!
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
I have already finished one beer and started on the second
WTG teams….I needed this
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Do you have a friend nearby?
Because this game has the stink of a 20 run game on it and you might need someone to hold your hair while you vomit.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha ha
No….don’t you all know you’re my only friends?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
that was just the baseball gods smacking geren in the face
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
x

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
was gone for the first game
but kinsler 0-2 with 3 BB?
what got into him?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
guess what he did to start this game
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
50/50 shot
of a BB or a first pitch ground out
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Gonzalez their Mendoza?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
thought so too
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
Is Geren their Mr. Burns?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
mendoza was our pitching
version of tony pena jr last year heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Mendoza is effective at first
and then blows up at the first sign of trouble. This guy just blew up at the first pitch of the game.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
yeh Mendoza waits longer til he falls to pieces..that is correct
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Not really.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
I would have at least kept the lineup the same but...
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
With Blalock in CF...
I would find that entertaining.
by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That brings up a good question though...
how drunk would Hank have to be to play CF?
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
ive said it before
nad ill say it again — people who would know have described him as a “drunk”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I imagine he would be up to trying
(to get that drunk).
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
Win both games...
and I say we make Pettis stay in CA.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
i have no clue who the lady they just talked to (donaldson)
is or was
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
that was perfect Knoxism
I have no idea what just happened.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 29, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on May 29, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
landon powell
talk about a guy with bad luck (lots of knee injuries)
was a looooong shot to make the bigs
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Yeppers
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
God how much do I owe 105.3?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on May 29, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Barnett's daughter is graduating...sure made for pleasant listening while I was mowing the yard during game 1
II Cor. 4:17-18
We need to find more institutions for her to graduate from
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Or just hope he has a litter of grandchildren
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on May 29, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
On the Pre/Post
he said he was doing radio again for the 2nd game. Maybe they fired Barnett? They do that strangely quietly in the Radio business, you know. Guys just disappear.
by Black Francis on May 29, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I've always wondered if Vince Cotroneo's dismissal went down the way I've heard it did
by Joey Matschulat on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
how did it go down?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
oh yea
anyone see the double play dino guy by any chance in game 1?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
slowly getting the hang of it
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
MICHAEL!
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
What???
Weiters was called up?
You are kidding me, Josh.
Thank goodness he’s here to make sure we know this obscure info.
We have to spread the news about Jesus' second coming, man.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
His audience is a little different than yours.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
Goldfinger!!!
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Nice
I was kind of expecting to see Jones punch him in the face as he got to the dugout like Will Arnett in Lets go to Prison.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
good movie
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
weiters was some how voted into the HOF today
from BTB (via philkid)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Awesome
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
philkid?
(has he been around here recently?)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Meanwhile, back to last inning, it was great for Tea to get that important hit...
I’m thinking he’s been a little frustrated lately…
II Cor. 4:17-18
but 1 IBB!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
i just remembered
i said he wouldn’t K before the 1st inning.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Can we agree...
…that if Kins and Hamilton both get voted in, Millwood has no shot of making the team?
what about frankie?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Barring a huge meltdown in the next couple of weeks...
…he’s almost a slam dunk
by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i just dont see the rangers
getting 4+ players in
and i dont think millwood is in the to p 4 b/c of voting
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
pitchers get selected, not voted in
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
no no
didnt mean ti that way
he may be more “deserving” than hamilton, but because hamilton is a virtual lock to get in it bumps millwood, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
millwood
why would he have a shot above frankie frankkk
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not saying he would
There was a lengthy discuss about his chances the other day though, and one of the moving parts was how many Rangers would make the team, because his chances decrease as teh number of other Rangers on the team increases.
by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It depends more on how he and the rest of the borderline pitchers pitch
I don’t think the guys that decide which pitchers go in care if a 1st place team has 4 or more ASs.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
However...
…each team gets one rep. So in the A.L., there are 18 slots available after every team gets a rep.
It makes it hard to give a team like Texas 3 or 4 of those 18.
by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Why in the world would Hamilton get voted into the ASG?
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
for the same reason that arod plays 3b for the yankees
because being the best player doesnt matter anymore
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
He's #2 among OF'ers right now
He’s a lock, I think.
by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Homerun derby!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on May 29, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope because FX2 makes the team
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be fine with FFX2/Kins/Hamilton
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
and if we're winning the west, it might not be out of the question
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
hmm
not so patient there
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
"at the end of the day"
I hate ESPN so much.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
No, I like that one
If we want baseball-specific phrases, though, “cheese” and “yakker” come to mind.
by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
walk off is not inaccurate
it is used inaccurately a lot of the time though
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
above bucket list
“come on! lets start the wave”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
he gone
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
This one gets my vote
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
yes we know Hawk works your last nerve
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
3. -- "productive outs"
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Have a catch
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
i like that one
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I used that in my blog yesterday
Only because it’s so hated here…ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
"He's got swagger"
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
They got 4 runs...
time to swing at everything again.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions
sure looked like that for kinsler
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I know I'm late to the party, but everyone's aware of Feldman's nickname, right?
According to Kinsler, it’s “Swan”
And..
according to us, it is Feldman…from across the hall.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmmm
Yahoo’s box scores have their format changed. WHIP on the year is now listed for pitchers, and SB for hitters.
I noticed that too.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
x
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Oh, yeah
p-word = rangers
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
is this a rangers guy oing it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
How do you mean?
Like somebody with the org? Heck naw.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
no no
like a LSB/rangers fan
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Indeed it is.
If you really have a burning desire to know, you can PM me on facebook I guess.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
gotta love overheard in DC
Homeless woman to man: “Gimme some money mister, my legs don’t work.”
The man walks by and the woman starts running after him.
Homeless woman: “I SAID MY LEGS DON’T WORK, ASSHOLE!”
At a technology conference at the Reagan Building:
Man on cell phone: “I’m telling you – I can’t figure out what is up with this town – this mall I’m at has crazy security! Guards are all over the place, and these aren’t flashlight-rent-a-cops, they’ve all got guns! They made us go through metal detectors like it’s an airport or something!”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
hahaha well done Triple K!!!
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
not nearly as good as overheard in NY
you should def check that out
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I shall do that sir
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Heh
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
who was it last year that thought it would be a good idea..
to tell like a hundred jokes in a GDT to pump up the comment numbers?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
it was not me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
yeh that's not your style
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
feldman
lots of pitches
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
LOL
Lewin sounds shocked that an admitted steroid user didn’t hit for a lot of power when he was in college
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
davis
kind of effed up there
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
easy for us to say sitting with a keyboard
may have been a quick decision on the field.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
Do not attempt to rationalize on LSB
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
That's still not a mistake you should make.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Damnit.
I’ll take it, but Davis has to know Giambi’s running there.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
WTF was that?
I missed something. Why did Davis throw to second and not get an out?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
stepped on 1st right when he got the grounder
ended the force
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Jones...
would have walked over and elbowed Mike Young in the face.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
The midges are out for in Cleveland for another NYY/CLE game.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Midge_Game#Game_2.2C_October_5.2C_.22The_Bug_Game.22
according to most people
and especially Rickey.
by Black Francis on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
r henderson
im with josh could be awesome
when is hte HOF induction?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I hope his HOF speech is...
the exact same speech he made after breaking the steals record.
“Today, I am the greatest.” drops mic walks off
by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
just ends it that way lol
im seriously considering going for the 7 hr drive
when is it? lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you imagine if Chris Davis starts hitting?
With his gold glove caliber defense
Except he just botched a play
And should be yanked midgame and sent to OKC
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Not before Wash paddles him in front of the clubhouse
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Hey--- punishments are my job
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
Buzz just got it right with his little misspeak there:
“Hank goes after the next first pitch…”
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
DaMurph!!!
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
FEAR THE CHRIS DAVIS.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Davis
not going to K after the IBB
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Sometimes I wonder if Buzz says "fists" and "banged" on purpose.
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
Random C. Davis question...does doing that awesome stretch on first base actually shorten the throw any?
Seems like just leaning and reaching does the same thing…
II Cor. 4:17-18
swinging through an 87 mpb FB
sigh
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
good location
but yeah
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
he is STRUGGLING
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
KKKKKris <----- days totals
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
If the Davis IBB is the difference in the game
then lol
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
I really DON'T want to see CD
in Des Moines in early July.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Just got home...
…why on earth would Cd be intentionally walked in his previous AB?
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton." - Jason Parks
A's were starting to feel sorry for him?
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on May 29, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
We all wonder the same thing
But we thank Bob Geren regardless.
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Ha
CD almost got a bit crossed up there.
FUCK YOU SWEENY!
"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison
hmmm what is the most strike outs by a batter in a game?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
in a day I meant
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
I looked it up earlier
And the only thing I could find said the record was seven in a doubleheader.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
you mean in a day?
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
I remember last year
I think Jason Repko struck out five times in a game against the Astros. But CD is on pace to break that by a lot…
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

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