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Game 48 Game Day Thread

Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers, May 29, 2009 7:35 PM CDT


Go Rangers...

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WOOOOO DOUBLE PLAY!

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

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by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice!

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

niiice

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Cy Feldman showing Kennedy what's up.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh...

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Moscoso is up?

Nice.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

On a separate note...

Armando Galarraga, after last night, has a 5.50 ERA and a 5.90 FIP.

by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

JD su... oh. Wait.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

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by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, I thought he was one of the Four Aces!!

"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 29, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guillermo in da house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moscoso, not any of the Pimentels.

"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 29, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Feldman off to a rough start

Blooper, nearly gave up a homer before getting the DP, walk and a HBP.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

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by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

no out pitch.

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

But I thought Feldman was a poor man's Roy Halladay!1!

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

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by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

a VERY poor man's roy halladay

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking Sweeny.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

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by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

wtf

ugh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

not a good pitch

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Geez

Bad Feldman tonight, it appears.

by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

feldman

looks like utter crap

by erikj07 on May 29, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

It's too bad...

Feldman isn’t facing the Rangers.

Then he too could have a career high in strikeouts.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL so true

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Hi"

- Jason Giambi’s ass.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Giambi was the trail runner.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

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by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

really bad running

2 outs too

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on Scooter!!

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay, there's an out pitch.

Thank god the A’s suck.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

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by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

that was big

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice K

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Damage limited.

I don’t care what you fuckers say. I think feldman’s pretty good.

by Black Francis on May 29, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

he made some bad pitches but I don’t think that has to continue

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still driving that Feldman Bandwagon.

No worries.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

he is good

just not that inning

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

When he can put up these kinds of numbers with a normal BABIP and LD rate, I might just believe that.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

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by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

his LD rate is too high or low?

you don’t think pitchers affect LD rates?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's 3 points below his career average, and 4 below what it was last year

Coupled with his .239 BABIP, I’m betting that’ll come back up sooner or later.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

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by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whose?

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

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by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

rangers

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

which Ian this at bat, the patient one or the hacker?

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Patient Ian

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

attaboy

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good Ian

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 29, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

davis wil not k next AB

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

yeh that would be at least 5 in a row... that can't happen right?

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I fully take credit for the first win today

I didn’t get home until the bottom of the 8th

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

well welcome to the party Micah!

I’d offer you a Cybeer but everytime I turn around Rodney is opening a new one, so we’re running a lil low :(

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have my own anyway, thanks

I’m playing my own Rangers drinking game. It’s been that kind of week.

I drink for every…
- Ball to a Rangers batter
- Rangers hit
- Rangers run
- Oakland out
- Strike to an A

And that’s all I have so far.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

join the club girlie...except I've thrown some pills into the mix

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

just a muscle relaxant...no biggie and YES it IS GOOD :)

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1 heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

throw Davis Ks in there and you may

have to go to the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

no that would be drinking so the pain goes away

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

good to hear!

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gameday audio is struuuugling.

And now it’s out.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

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by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

the a’s pitching reminds me a lot of early 2000’s ranger pitching

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

oh right

josh outman was embarassing us. forgot about that

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY struck out by Oakland batboy.

Sigh.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 29, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

ha

i think kinsler was stealing there anyway

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

he was leaning

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES@

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Hammy!!!

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

nice!

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Kick ass

Hamilton!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 29, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

mini-Hambomb

explodes the chalk.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 29, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

he got young on a 90mph fastball

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

weird play

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

NELLIE!

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

josh is limping a little

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

his gut said otherwise

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, so what's happened?

Gameday audio is completely conked, and my comp. is crawling all of a sudden.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

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by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

restart

but blooper over 2nd base, runners on 1st and 3rd 1 out

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thx.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Hammer!

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Hank Da Bank!!!

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

the other way!

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

And audio is back just in time for the Hank double

Wooo!

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow...

Hank going the other way!

by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Walks... Hank going the other way...

It’s a bizzaro doubleheader.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

who knew!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

That was a nice looking swing from Blalock. Still hate him, but credit where it’s due.

by Black Francis on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

only 1 out right now

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

what a forced and terrible joke

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

made some mistakes

we’ll see whats up next inning

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

bloop hit/walk/hbp

Did get a K with 2nd/3rd and 2 outs though, so we’ll see.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
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by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

This guy pitching

has terrible stuff IMO. All he throws is junk to go along with a high 80’s FB.

by TooLegitToQuit on May 29, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Good news for us

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

dang...

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

damn Murph

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

davis still getting cheers

good

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahahahaha

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

lmao

walking davis?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

With Davis's struggles.......

is Hank smelling blood for playing time??

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

chris davis

IBB?

heh clearly billy beane isnt running the show still

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW!

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Chris Davis drawing an intentional walk?

I think Cahill’s head just exploded.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

OBP!!!!!

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

well

wash is not the worst manager in the AL West

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

who knew

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tea!!!!!!

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOO TEABAG!

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

attaboy Tea!

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Do you have a friend nearby?

Because this game has the stink of a 20 run game on it and you might need someone to hold your hair while you vomit.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ha ha

No….don’t you all know you’re my only friends?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was just the baseball gods smacking geren in the face

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

x

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

was gone for the first game

but kinsler 0-2 with 3 BB?

what got into him?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

guess what he did to start this game

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

50/50 shot

of a BB or a first pitch ground out

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

walk

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that was an interesting inning

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Gonzalez their Mendoza?

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

thought so too

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Geren their Mr. Burns?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

mendoza was our pitching

version of tony pena jr last year heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mendoza is effective at first

and then blows up at the first sign of trouble. This guy just blew up at the first pitch of the game.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 29, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeh Mendoza waits longer til he falls to pieces..that is correct

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who is in that OF?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 29, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

ive said it before

nad ill say it again — people who would know have described him as a “drunk”

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I imagine he would be up to trying

(to get that drunk).

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have no clue who the lady they just talked to (donaldson)

is or was

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

that was perfect Knoxism

I have no idea what just happened.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 29, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

landon powell

talk about a guy with bad luck (lots of knee injuries)

was a looooong shot to make the bigs

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

No Knox pix?

LSB fail?

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 29, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeppers

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need to find more institutions for her to graduate from

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the Pre/Post

he said he was doing radio again for the 2nd game. Maybe they fired Barnett? They do that strangely quietly in the Radio business, you know. Guys just disappear.

by Black Francis on May 29, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

how did it go down?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yea

anyone see the double play dino guy by any chance in game 1?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

this ump looks skinny

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

slowly getting the hang of it

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

MICHAEL!

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

D

Fence

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 29, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

MY SAYS

something..idk

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

What???

Weiters was called up?

You are kidding me, Josh.

Thank goodness he’s here to make sure we know this obscure info.

by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

We have to spread the news about Jesus' second coming, man.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

His audience is a little different than yours.

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goldfinger!!!

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

I was kind of expecting to see Jones punch him in the face as he got to the dugout like Will Arnett in Lets go to Prison.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 29, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

good movie

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

weiters was some how voted into the HOF today

from BTB (via philkid)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Awesome

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is awesome......

where’s the one for Elvis??

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

philkid?

(has he been around here recently?)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, back to last inning, it was great for Tea to get that important hit...

I’m thinking he’s been a little frustrated lately…

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on May 29, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

but 1 IBB!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just remembered

i said he wouldn’t K before the 1st inning.

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we agree...

…that if Kins and Hamilton both get voted in, Millwood has no shot of making the team?

by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

what about frankie?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just dont see the rangers

getting 4+ players in

and i dont think millwood is in the to p 4 b/c of voting

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

pitchers get selected, not voted in

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

no no

didnt mean ti that way

he may be more “deserving” than hamilton, but because hamilton is a virtual lock to get in it bumps millwood, etc

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

millwood

why would he have a shot above frankie frankkk

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying he would

There was a lengthy discuss about his chances the other day though, and one of the moving parts was how many Rangers would make the team, because his chances decrease as teh number of other Rangers on the team increases.

by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

It depends more on how he and the rest of the borderline pitchers pitch

I don’t think the guys that decide which pitchers go in care if a 1st place team has 4 or more ASs.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

However...

…each team gets one rep. So in the A.L., there are 18 slots available after every team gets a rep.

It makes it hard to give a team like Texas 3 or 4 of those 18.

by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hard does not equal "no shot"

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 29, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why in the world would Hamilton get voted into the ASG?

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

name

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

for the same reason that arod plays 3b for the yankees

because being the best player doesnt matter anymore

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Homerun derby!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd be fine with FFX2/Kins/Hamilton

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

and if we're winning the west, it might not be out of the question

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

not so patient there

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

"at the end of the day"

I hate ESPN so much.

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I like that one

If we want baseball-specific phrases, though, “cheese” and “yakker” come to mind.

by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a very contrived, recent, ESPN term.

“Game-ending” is more accurate and works just as well.

by Texas_Dawg on May 29, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

walk off is not inaccurate

it is used inaccurately a lot of the time though

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

above bucket list

“come on! lets start the wave”

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

he gone

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes we know Hawk works your last nerve

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

3. -- "productive outs"

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have a catch

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like that one

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used that in my blog yesterday

Only because it’s so hated here…ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

"He's got swagger"

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure looked like that for kinsler

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm

Yahoo’s box scores have their format changed. WHIP on the year is now listed for pitchers, and SB for hitters.

by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I noticed that too.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Clicky

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah

p-word = rangers

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

is this a rangers guy oing it?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

How do you mean?

Like somebody with the org? Heck naw.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

no no

 like a LSB/rangers fan

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed it is.

If you really have a burning desire to know, you can PM me on facebook I guess.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

gotta love overheard in DC
Homeless woman to man: “Gimme some money mister, my legs don’t work.”
The man walks by and the woman starts running after him.
Homeless woman: “I SAID MY LEGS DON’T WORK, ASSHOLE!”
At a technology conference at the Reagan Building:

Man on cell phone: “I’m telling you – I can’t figure out what is up with this town – this mall I’m at has crazy security! Guards are all over the place, and these aren’t flashlight-rent-a-cops, they’ve all got guns! They made us go through metal detectors like it’s an airport or something!”

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha well done Triple K!!!

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

not nearly as good as overheard in NY

you should def check that out

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I shall do that sir

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

who was it last year that thought it would be a good idea..

to tell like a hundred jokes in a GDT to pump up the comment numbers?

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was not me

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeh that's not your style

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

WINNER!!

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

feldman

lots of pitches

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Lewin sounds shocked that an admitted steroid user didn’t hit for a lot of power when he was in college

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 29, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

davis

kind of effed up there

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF Davis?

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

easy for us to say sitting with a keyboard

may have been a quick decision on the field.

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's still not a mistake you should make.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damnit.

I’ll take it, but Davis has to know Giambi’s running there.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF was that?

I missed something. Why did Davis throw to second and not get an out?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 29, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

stepped on 1st right when he got the grounder

ended the force

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

ic

crap

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 29, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL Hank

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

r henderson

im with josh could be awesome

when is hte HOF induction?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I hope his HOF speech is...

the exact same speech he made after breaking the steals record.

“Today, I am the greatest.” drops mic walks off

by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

just ends it that way lol

im seriously considering going for the 7 hr drive

when is it? lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

Buzz just got it right with his little misspeak there:

“Hank goes after the next first pitch…”

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Murphy

He’s so hot right now

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

mmmm

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

DaMurph!!!

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

FEAR THE CHRIS DAVIS.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Davis

not going to K after the IBB

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

ok

maybe that was a tad premature

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I wonder if Buzz says "fists" and "banged" on purpose.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

davis calling

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

swinging through an 87 mpb FB

sigh

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

good location

but yeah

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

he is STRUGGLING

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

KKKKKris <----- days totals

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

total*

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on May 29, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I really DON'T want to see CD

in Des Moines in early July.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Just got home...

…why on earth would Cd be intentionally walked in his previous AB?

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton." - Jason Parks

by pro82 on May 29, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

We all wonder the same thing

But we thank Bob Geren regardless.

"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 29, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

CD almost got a bit crossed up there.

FUCK YOU SWEENY!

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

hmmm what is the most strike outs by a batter in a game?

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

in a day I meant

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I looked it up earlier

And the only thing I could find said the record was seven in a doubleheader.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 29, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

you mean in a day?

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember last year

I think Jason Repko struck out five times in a game against the Astros. But CD is on pace to break that by a lot…

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on May 29, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

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