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"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

come tea

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

no comment

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

you send her to bed at 8:30 on a Friday night?

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, she's been at work since 6 am

plus she’s watching some bullshit (it’s her TV night)

I don’t feel like laying in bed and watching TV.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

Game on.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on May 29, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

nomo

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait

did that happen?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

flummoxed

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you could get one guys jersey for free

historical, whatever — whose would it be?

(kind of borrowed from this)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Ty Cobb

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

was he a mean mofo?

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ty Cobb?

He was a bit salty, from what I hear.

by Black Francis on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mel Ott

My grandpa’s favorite player.

by Garcia on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably Ted Williams or Bob Feller

My two favorite players from “before my time”.

"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 29, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

bob feller

nice one

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

His autobiography was one of my favorite books as a kid.

"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bob Feller

is from the county I live in now. Needless to say, he’s talked about a lot.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He and Nile Kinnick both, right?

That was a dynamic athletic duo.

"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 29, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

I drive down Nile Kinnick Road a lot.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

mine:

josh gibson (pittsburg crawford jersey) —

jeff zimmerman 99 rangers

satchel page or cool papa bell “Trujillo’s All-Stars” jersey
(cant find a pic)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

tyd, re: your Casting Crowns comment on the last thread

Is the club not allowed to promote a concert or any other promotional event on their tv broadcast?

"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 29, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, they promote the shit out of any concerts they have

Last year it was Jack Ingram, earlier this year it was Robert Earl Keen.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

All of their concerts = shit.

Call me when Napalm Death has their day at the ballpark.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 29, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love me some Statler Brothers

Finest country gospel ever recorded, and great secular country music as well.

And their comedy bits as “Lester Roadhog Moran and the Cadillac Cowboys” are highly underrated.

"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 29, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Napalm Death day

Dude, if the Rangers ever host a “Napalm Death” day, I am so there.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are correct...

and they are very good.

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton." - Jason Parks

by pro82 on May 29, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, contemporary Christian band

I’m more of a gospel/country Christian guy, but for contemporary they’re not bad, and hugely popular.

"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you ever heard

Il Divo?

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton." - Jason Parks

by pro82 on May 29, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

IL Divo

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton." - Jason Parks

by pro82 on May 29, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have not

My mom and sisters listen to contemporary Christian all the time, but it’s not really my cup of tea. Jeremy Camp is good, and I’m a fan of old school Steven Curtis Chapman.

"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

here's a link

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton." - Jason Parks

by pro82 on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Try again the old fashion way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMVxzEueJ6A

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton." - Jason Parks

by pro82 on May 29, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, I'll check them out

"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 29, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

tea came

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

woo Tea!!

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Tea is starting to appear useful.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

YAY OMAR

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay Michael

Try not to completely fail with a RISP this time, K?

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Or not

May 4 vs. SEA

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the research

that’s pretty bad

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's been one of our best hitters this year

he doesn’t need to hit homeruns.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

true that

was just wondering, he had the hot bat for a little while

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

His season so far has been entirely average-driven

I had a blurb about it in my last stattracker on HWC – he’s due for a regression at some point, and he’s hitting .257/.333/.343 since the end of the LAA sweep.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

start with a D?

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

as in dirty word at LSB

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Down 0-2

That first pitch was a horrible one to swing at.

by Black Francis on May 29, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

K.

/MY

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

that works

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

we'll take it!

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

oh my lord Josh ..whats up with the punch and judy hitting lately

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

ooph

kind of a meat pitch

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

a pig? lmao

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

pink pig

makes me think of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxFzPQ3eZhE

(my favorite accident – motion city soundtrack)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah TAAS bitches

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes sir!

Dominate that test in about 15 minutes, enjoy the graham crackers and juice, and sit there quietly while the rest of the class took a day and a half on each section.

That thing was so easy.

"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Completely agree

Best part was being able to read a couple of books right after the test since it’s so easy to finish way ahead of time.

Man I miss that reading time.

by TRanger on May 29, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The PIG

Giving the NJH Vikings a shoutout!!

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on May 29, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

F North JH

Forest Meadow represent!

by Garcia on May 29, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

God Feldman Sucks

I don’t know how much more of him I can take.

by Black Francis on May 29, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously though

he pitches like a good pitcher. even when his stuff isn’t there, he coaxes a decent start.

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

No he sucks

You just have to look at the numbers harder.

by Black Francis on May 29, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's been our Joe Saunders so far this year.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

still havent seen the DP dino dude :(

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd rather he hit a single or double

Just so it’s not a typical outcome

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mr all or nothing =)

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'd liek to see him hit any fastball anywhere

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

God no kidding

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

davis

this where we hope and pray i guess

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Murphy just can't do anything wrong right now

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

he wasn't late

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

the second pitch was not 82

the third pitch was 82 and he was early

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh god

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on May 29, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

damn it

well that was a fastball

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Murphy?

I don’t really think he ever had much. And since he’s learned how to walk… I’m not going to worry about it.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously...

Can we please just give the guy a break in AAA for awhile?

WTF?

by Texas_Dawg on May 29, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Horrid, just horrid.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on May 29, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

he's starting to get visibly frustrated

something needs to change. if not getting sent down, then getting benched for a couple of days maybe. I dunno, something

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

give the guy a mental break for a few days

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep yep yep

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's really not going to do anything.

He needs to be sent down to fix himself. Edgar Gonzalez is your run-of-the-mill AAA starter, and Davis has looked hopeless against him.

by LiamP on May 29, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

He needs to go down...

Sitting for a few days ain’t gonna fix it… He’s still gonna go back up there pressing…

He needs to go down for a few weeks, work on getting comfortable with the things Rudy and him are working on in BP to the point that he trusts his swing again, and then bring him back…

by N41D on May 29, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe the best thing would be a DL stint

with a rehab assignment

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Might be a good idea...

Keep him up here with Rudy, send him to OKC for a few games, and decide what to do from there…

Either way, I don’t think he’ll need much time in AAA… He’s gonna go down there are mash, come back, and sink or swim… I think he’s beyond the point of AAA being much more a benefit than simply helping get his head right…

by N41D on May 29, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

This isn’t a few days thing.

by Texas_Dawg on May 29, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pains me to say it, but the dude needs to be sent down.

Let Hank play 1b. It worked with Nellie, maybe he can get his shit straightened out down there.

by Garcia on May 29, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

those sideburns are pretty sweet

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

From the O'Day chant...

to the sideburns popping at at the park, I’m digging the crowds this year. They’re quirkier than in recent memory.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

i really like this development.

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hypothetical trade question

If the Rangers are truly in the race come the deadline, would you guys be opposed to a package of Wieland, Vallejo, and something else for Heath Bell?

How about guys like Chad Qualls or Valverde?

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on May 29, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Not even

an 8th inning stopper?

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on May 29, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt it

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

When the Nolan Ryan plan fully put in action

We’ll have no need for an 8th inning stopper. Just 5 starters… and Frankie.

by TRanger on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt Nolan Ryan...

…is going to decree Wieland untouchable.

by Adam J. Morris on May 29, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

id do wieland/something but idk if id do vallejo

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

feldman done after this inning?

kind of struggling, pitch count in mid 90’s

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Uh-oh..

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

And the fans are doing the wave

Uggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

better than doing the beach ball which keeps stopping games in Anaheim

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

feldman

don’t do this

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

i know

if people would stop woo’ng they’d realize the wave isn’t working

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing good

ever comes from the wave

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even when I'm drunk

I still hate the wave

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Norm says...

keep the wave across the street at Hurricane Harbor

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on May 29, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buzz Killington?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Humans are a funny lot when they're packed into a stadium.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep monkey see monkey do concept prevails

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

New BPIA policy...

You want to do the fucking wave, take your ass to the parking lot…

by N41D on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Wheeeew.

DO NOT let him back out for the 7th please.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

yay Scoot!

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear Burnett's granddaughter

I love you and want to marry you for having your grandfather miss both games today.

p.s. do you have any sisters or brothers that are graduating soon?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Can you marry her

so that he misses that game too?
Oh, and time when you get her knocked up for around playoff time….

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5909
Magic Number- 113

by red3biggs on May 29, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not if he's still alive with his jaw wired shut.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

gonzalez guy

ended up lasting a lot longer than i thought he would

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

jinxed him bad

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soft tosser with bendy stuff

It actually figures we’d make him look good. Good thing we got some runs off him early.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Chuck Norris facts.

Yes, I am easily amused.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amen brother

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know why Kins would want to trade places with Timberlake

Ian’s wife is wayyyyyyy prettier than Jessica Biel

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I've never seen the fascination with Biel, myself.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow!!!!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Not only am I easily amused, but I have quirky tastes in women.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guess we all do.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

take that back!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

have you seen Ian's wife?

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I beg to differ

I’m a very straight woman and I still think she’s hot

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

even I think she's smokin

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

this subtopic

is begging for a picture

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes! Micah!

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes indeed

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay

At this point you’re going to have to post a pic, you realize that right?

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

cant complain about it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep she's gorgeous

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tex what a dork.

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup...

Ian’s got good taste.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

High school sweethearts

That’s the story for most of the Rangers, I think

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

to make an accurate comparison

yes you do.

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

fair enough

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

What?

Have you seen Tess Kinsler?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really haven't...call me ignorant I suppose

Just a big fan of Ms Biel.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying Jessica Biel is ugly

But I’d take Tess first any day

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

picture?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd take tom

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

with a big stick

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

kinsler seems to be getting a bit frustrated

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

When's the last time Kinsler

hit something besides a pop-up?

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton." - Jason Parks

by pro82 on May 29, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I think he had a HR

the other night

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

there is the topic about his wife right above us……

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5910
Magic Number- 113

by red3biggs on May 29, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

And he has an audio feed of the GDTs in his ear

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not exactly what I meant...

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton." - Jason Parks

by pro82 on May 29, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

but my mind goes straight for the gutter everytime.

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5910
Magic Number- 113

by red3biggs on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

He hit that. (I assume)

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Warning track power.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

thought that was out

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah...

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

micah

just heard the treetrunk legs again lol heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I know

Proof Josh reads these threads

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

wish they would show the double play dino dude

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

We've had enough double plays today...

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

powell K

and he doesnt like it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

nice call ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 29, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

You know a name I have not heard in a long time

Eric Hurley….

Some people probably forgot he was still on the team.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 29, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Next year's Tommy Diamond man.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

...how is his rehab?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

this guy is a douchebag.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

its always sunny in philadelphia

thats another show you should watch dshep

great show

“hey-o, whats up bitches”

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

snap out of it Hammy!

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

A friend of mine (an Oakland fan) named his son Geren

But he swears it’s after a wrestler and not Bob.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Poor kid.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

I don’t think the name is that bad. And the kid’s pretty cute. Dad is pretty awesome too…we get along well…despite his questionable sports allegiances (Raiders, As, Canucks….WTF?)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, another friend of mine just had a boy

They’re Cubs fans. The boy’s name is Maddux

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that's not bad.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a few others....

My cousin (an Orioles fan) named his son Cal.
Another friend (also a Cubs fan) named his son Ryne.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got one

One of my friends named his son Tyrus, after Ty Cobb.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 29, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not bad

I just need to marry a baseball fan (who appreciates Kinsler’s abilities) or just someone who loves me enough to let me have my way on that one.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

the wave

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

you missed KKKKKris...is it 5 or 6 now?

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.

by BigGuns on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wish it was Victor again

Buzs is good with Eric though…

by alwfan on May 29, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

busby was great with sundberg

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

(did that happen or is that a bad youthful memory)

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sundberg

Anyone know where he went?

by alwfan on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Head of the PR depertment or somesuch, right?

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really

I don’t pay much attention to the org as a rule. Just the team on the field. Guess I should pay more attn…thks

by alwfan on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't get the pitchign change now

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

gut feeling

dontchaknow

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fargo?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

palin?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hot?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 29, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

gross?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

being 30 minutes from Brenham has its perks

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

its high on the damn list

+1

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know...

on my drive through America to visit my folks in Florida I saw Blue Bunny ice cream for the first time in years and years and years.

Wells’ Blue Bunny…because it TASTES SO GOOD!

by ghostofErikThompson on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

which came first: the bunny or the bell?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

The bunny

They multiply real fast!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

The answer

Blue Bell: 1930
Blue Bunny: 1935

Though they were both around under different names in the early 1900’s

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's go Seattle beat those Angels!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

i wish josh would call him FOTF

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I still laugh about the moment on Opening Day

when Rachel screamed out, “That’s my FACE!” after Michael did something good :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is just fine by me

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tell them to play dead for the rest of the season.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut up

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not funny.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

damnit omar

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

It seems like Ranger catchers haven't caught a runner in quite awhile.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Yah.

Seems like our pitchers are so easy to run on it doesn’t matter who’s catching.

"Hi, I’m a fucking horsefaced moron." - John Lackey to Ian Kinsler, 5/16/09

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph on Matt Harrison

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Omar.....

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

runs pretty well?

uhhh who were you watching josh?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

that sounds funny

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

you cannot do that to something you said

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Esp because I typed it

and then thought, that sounds kinda suggestive….

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 29, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

she gets all uppity

When you try and tell her something

by SaltyGoesYard on May 29, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

She does

but you do too.

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He stuck it in there really hard

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats what she said

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 29, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are learning well young grasshopper.

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on May 29, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

what a catch from davis in game 1

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

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