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Around SBN: Are The Orioles Bad Or Unlucky With Their Young Pitching?

Game 49 Game Day Thread

Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers, May 30, 2009 7:05 PM CDT


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Lineup:

1. Kinsler 2b; 2. Young 3b; 3. Hamilton dh; 4. Jones lf; 5. Cruz rf; 6. Blalock 1b; 7. Byrd cf; 8. Saltalamacchia c; 9. Andrus ss.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:02 PM CDT reply actions  

i like it.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Crush?!

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 30, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

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Ron Washington [said] this is just a day off for Davis, who tipped his helmet to acknowledge cheers late in Friday’s nightcap after managing a fly to deep left-center after six consecutive strikeouts. Washington said Davis arrived at 1 p.m. for extra work, including more emphasis on mechanics with Rudy Jaramillo. Washington said he hasn’t lost confidence in Davis: "He still has 12 [home runs], close to 30 ribbies."

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Umm...

Game 49 anyone?
Or do we just want to relive yesterday’s second game?
Although I’d be cool with that.

by GoDMurphy on May 30, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

sshh!

Adam can’t count… It’s something we don’t talk about when he’s around.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 30, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

40,000+ fans expected tonight

As I said in my FanShot, on one hand I am pumped about the area backing this team, on the other hand I hate band wagon fans. But then again I am loving Ranger Fever sweeping Texas.

Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.

by Texasportsfan on May 30, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Its ubsurd

If this team contends at least until August they are going to draw extremely well. Simply amazing what winning can do, as well as the fact that the Mavs and Cowboys and Stars had seasons that were less than what was expected from them.

This is our year.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c

by FormerLSBUser on May 30, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Personally...

…I hope plenty of folks jump on the bandwagon. The more people who do, the more money comes into the organization.

I’d hate to see the team getting 15K per night with a first place team, because that means no Josh Hamilton or Ian Kinsler going forward, no money being spent on free agents, probably less money spent on amateur signings…

If ownerships sees that they can make money with a winning team, they are going to be a lot more likely to spend the money they need to to get a winning team.

by Adam J. Morris on May 30, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well said

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 30, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly

it’s pathetic when you see the Marlins or other teams that don’t draw when they are in first or playing winning baseball. it’s embarrassing.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on May 30, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

ive said it a few times, but..

I welcome all bandwagoners. Just don’t pretend you’ve been here all along.

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 30, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are exactly right about that.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 30, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a more accurate thought.

I am not looking forward to all these bandwagoners claim they have been here all along. That they “suffered” through the bad years.

Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.

by Texasportsfan on May 30, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 30, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the freak?

40,000 plus people for a game against Oakland?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a Saturday...

and the team is winning..

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 30, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still

They didn’t even draw that against the last two yankee games.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

which were all during the week and school is still in session in a lot of places

weekends make a lot of difference in availability to attend games…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 30, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone know yesterdays attendance?

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

30,496

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

As of 3:45pm today,
Remaining seats; 1,500 unobstructed seats, 700 obstructed and 1,800 standing room.

Nice.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay

I’m not going to be around tonight. Someone else will need to open new GDT FanShots when the GDTs get too big.

by Adam J. Morris on May 30, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Hot date?

Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.

by Texasportsfan on May 30, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You need to designate someone.

I vote Drew.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make your boy the guy do it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 30, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thoughts of LSB followed me to the game yesterday...

While walking around the stadium yesterday I passed by a kiosk with game used items…there were 5 jerseys for sale. There was one jersey that was hanging front and center overlapping the names of the other jerseys. This “featured” jersey was not Josh Hamilton, not Michael Young, not Ian Kinsler. No, the jersey that they decided to feature was…………………………Matt Kata

I had to laugh…I would not have thought another thing about but “These aren’t the Matt Kata Rangers”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 30, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Speaking of Matt Kata

He is now a Houston Astro. He was called up today. lol

Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.

by Texasportsfan on May 30, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO---LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

that is when you know you’re desperate

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on May 30, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

ghostofEricThompson would have bought it, purely for the shtick value.

Proving, once again, that the original is always the best.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Already have my Pete Incaviglia jersey...

couldn’t afford to add to the collection

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 30, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, just saw that Dellucci got DFA'd yesterday.

Poor looch.

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Shelby Miller

Saw him pitch some today. He throws hard.

by shroomer on May 30, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Did he even have to bother

with secondary stuff?

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 30, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Some change-ups that got hit and some CB’s that missed badly.

by shroomer on May 30, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like this lineup tonight

kins
young
hammy
andruw
nelly cruz
blalock
byrd
salty
elvis

maybe flip blalock and mb but other than that this is along the lines of what i would like to see for the near future. andruw jones needs to be playing pretty much everyday at this point.

by selppuc on May 30, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.....

The host of rangers live knows bernie mac is no longer here right?

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by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 6:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Frank & Ceej

prolly out tonight, as of 3:30, per Wash.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

why frank?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunno.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

well its still only been a week since hes come back

i can understand trying to avoid back to back games.

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand CJ

but why FX2

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on May 30, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hammy still has a sore groin, thus he DH's.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

he sure didn’t look 100% yesterday after the double in game 2.

by GoDMurphy on May 30, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

At the game yesterday

He looked uncomfortable after several plays and after the double. I was thinking he might be pulled then.

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holland's next start

pushed back until next Saturday in Boston link

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by NothinG on May 30, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

So if he had started v the yanks

that would have been a yankees-yankees-boston 3 game stretch.

not great conditions to succeed. more houston please. or oakland..

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is tough stretch for any pitcher

let alone a rookie making his 2nd and 3rd starts

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by NothinG on May 30, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, this is neat info from Ceej.

Before a DH, he gets heavy treatment; laser, stim pack, deep massage. Then after he pitches in the 1st game, he gets a tissue only massage, then several reps of hot & cold whirlpools, then a luke warm shower. Then he dresses for game 2.

After pitching or warming up twice in a DH, he gets heavy duty massage and icing after the game, as well as laser, etc mentioned above.

He is currently wearing a heat pack on his shoulder, in hopes that he is available tonight.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:51 PM CDT reply actions  

somebody get the duct tape now!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on May 30, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zhoingzhiongzhoingzhoing

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I tried...

That was a long damn time ago when i watched that, used to be one of my favorite shows when i was a tyke.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Loved that show...except when he fought Sasquatch. Thought that went a little too far.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 30, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

laser?

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Therapeutic laser

lots of info

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

There are a hell of a lot of big words in that.

Too lazy to read it. But with words like that I’m sure it works.

by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

WWNS

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by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Travis Buck...

is out. 15 day DL with an oblique strain. He’s been hitting pretty well against the Rangers. Aaron Cunningham was called up to take his spot.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 30, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions  

live feed tonite?

rodney, did “the man” fix it?

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on May 30, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

dish =/= FSSW

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on May 30, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

May be up soon, not now,

and I couldn’t find any tvants or atdhe feeds.

Click me!

pw: rangers

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

word.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on May 30, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

justin.tv is a no go tonite i guess.

thanks anyway. guess i’ll go watch food network … ugh.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on May 30, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Check it later too.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks boss.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on May 30, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow...the real Nuke LaLoosh

Here, it was Page from Baseball’s Past today.

Another story says that in 1960 at Stockton, California he threw a pitch that broke an umpire’s mask in three places, knocking him 18 feet (5 m) back and sending him to a hospital for three days with a concussion. Dalkowski once won a $5 bet with teammate Herman Starrette who said that he couldn’t throw a baseball through a wall. Dalkowski warmed up and then moved 15 feet (5 m) away from the wooden outfield fence. His first pitch went right through the boards.4 On another bet, Dalkowski threw a ball over a fence 440 feet (134 m) away.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I was just about to post on the very same topic

Nadel said Dalkowski K’d two batters per inning his first year in the minors, but he was bound and determined to throw it by every batter and his career BB/9 was over 12.

If the Rangers had been around then, surely we would have given him a shot.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 30, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool story, huh?

In 1960:

13.81 K/9IP and 13.81 BB/9IP

LOL!!!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very cool

Those are mind boggling numbers.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 30, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's get this PARTY STARTED!!

Fuck the A’s!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 30, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

That theme music

and Josh’s lead sounds so good nowadays. Everything is magical when we’re the first place Rangers. Let’s kick some Athletic ass.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 30, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

They're wearing the red

Not a big fan of the red but I am in the minority

by BEW on May 30, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

The red

reminds me of the good old days

by eric03tx on May 30, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully, we are seeing the beginning of more "good old days"

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 30, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wore my red Rangers t-shirt last night.

Of course, it is from ’99 or so.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

"he's black"

-norm.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on May 30, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love the Red

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 30, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

How did Josh keep a straight face...

When he used the phrasing “taming this Oakland offense”?

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 30, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Sheesh, like 15 posts up above...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where was that

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

outside corner

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 30, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is the wind blowing tonight?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on May 30, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Not really

Wind: South 8 mph

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

good

sounds like no jet stream tonight

C’mon Brandon, throw strikes!

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on May 30, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kennedy 3-8 yesterday.

Just drill that spare…I despise him.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

rut roh

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by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Fantastic start

Time to groove one into Holiday

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on May 30, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

I now have a headache.

Thanks fucker…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Salty went to the mound before first pitch

and looked back to home plate…something may be off, dunno?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

magic mike

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by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

That should be a stat on FanGraphs or somewhere

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 30, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

laxtonto is swearing,

and you are being crude. I may have to leave this thread.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not even close.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 30, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Bullpen looks to get a workout tonite

no CJ and no FrankFrank

uh oh

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on May 30, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

No Frankie?

He can’t throw back to back games yet?

by drizzle on May 30, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

unavailable tonite

per link up the thread somewhere…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 30, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what the manager said.

I listened to the pregame w/Wash.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He be saying those thing.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

He just do what he do

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holland is available

for tonight

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on May 30, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats what you get

fucking shit

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by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

thought cruz was going to get it

close

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

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by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

There we go

no real harm down. whatever, be better next inning.

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

A's 13 of 14

in AL scoring, dead last in batting av.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

BMac was very lucky

to get out of that with just 1. I hope the bats get ready today.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 30, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

lucky they only got 1

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on May 30, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

3 walks in an inning?

I don’t care how bad the strike zone is, that’s shit.

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by Maximilian on May 30, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Well to be fair one was basically intentional

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 30, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 30, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit, almost got him!

Keep trying boys.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Ian

give me a break with this 1st pitch swinging stuff

by eric03tx on May 30, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinsler is .448/.448/.724 on the first pitch of his ABs

Are folks really upset that he swings at a lot of first pitches?

by Snark on May 30, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe not the smaht ones?

:)

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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

Still, it confuses me.

by Snark on May 30, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, on 0-1 counts:

.385/.385/.731

So it doesn’t seem as if he’s really hurting the team with those first-pitch swings?

by Snark on May 30, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shhhh

Facts aren’t allowed here

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by bigsteve on May 30, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jump on the bandwagon!

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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was a strike right down the middle

i’d hope he’d swing at that…

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 30, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

1st pitch swinging

gotta luv it

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on May 30, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Nadel says the batters box lines are crooked/wrong.

That is what is throwing BMac & Salty off.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

crooked?

Good job groundscrew

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by bigsteve on May 30, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Counting Crows

tribute banc

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 30, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

*band

damn laptop keyboard….

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on May 30, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh 2-18 this homestand.

Sucks…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Is there a stat

that shows how often Kinsler swings and gets out on the 1st pitch?

by JVillanueva on May 30, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

www.baseball-reference.com

You look it up…

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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

batting .433 on first pitches put in play after his AB tonight

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 30, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that sucked

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

1st pitch strikes, plz.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 30, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

See?

“Please” works!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

OBTW, the Austin College hats look cool.

I don’t wear hats, but still.

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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

nice pick hank

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

better inning

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice bounce back BMac

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 30, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

gotta like those 90mph changeups

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by Longhorn on May 30, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm out.

Go Rangers!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

11 pitch inning very nice

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 30, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

woo.

tie it up this inning

ill go with the jones walk cruz double 1-2 punch.

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

So how does Jones score from 3rd?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 30, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

juuuuuust missed it

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by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck Anderson

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 30, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

not good byrd

not good

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by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Now Marlon Byrd on the other hand is only hitting .200 when he puts the first pitch in play

He needs to see more pitches

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by bigsteve on May 30, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Olney's Column

Hey, could someone who is an ESPN Insider post the whole article Buster Onley did on the Rangers?

by jam0152 on May 30, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

It's in another thread already

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 30, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

didnt' stop someone from already doing it in another thread

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 30, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

here

link

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 30, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now go hit Brett fucking Anderson.

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 30, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Just got here...

Good inning for McCarthy… Barnett is harping on the fact that he had trouble in the first inning though?

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep, it went like this

ball, ball, ball, ball, ball……

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by Kinslerhomer on May 30, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it just me?

or is McCarthy trading some mph on the fastball for a bit more movement tonight?

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on May 30, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know about more movement

But he has been locating it alot better after the first inning

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by bigsteve on May 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's get him in

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by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Yessir.

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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay Elvis

Time to wake up, Ian…

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I would settle

for a little gapper here

"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"

by Heebs on May 30, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

id take a single

its been a while

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

come MY

I don’t trust hammy against a lefty

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by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Good job Kinz

Don’t fuck things up MY.

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

double steal time

by Mike E on May 30, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

good call

well, if kins was running I didnt see. elvis was.

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

NICE!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Woohoo!!!

Go Face

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 30, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

HIT AND RUN!

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

There we go

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 30, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

good job MY

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

MY = most masterful opposite field hitter in the game

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 30, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Five of my arteries just exploded.

by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

i do love the rangers

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

HAMILTON!

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

How much for one rib?

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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

You got change for a hundred?

Get the fuck out of here!

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by Rodney on May 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hooray Offense

I like the Rangers when they score runs

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 30, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

The floodgates are about to open

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on May 30, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Man, it seems like this is the first time this year

THe 9-1-2-3 hitters have put a rally together. It’s beautiful.

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo Hoo

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 30, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Hamilton is getting ready to go on a huge run

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 30, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Sammy was not solid.

Or am I just imagining that?

by JBP on May 30, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Sosa?

No, you’re correct. He kinda sucked.

Frank Catalanotto actually had a higher OPS+ that year.

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my mistake.

Lewin mentioned him being solid. Which was crap.

by JBP on May 30, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was solid at hiting LHP's.

That was about it. And unfortunately, he was used against RHP’s far too much for that to be of much value.

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tom Grieve

…pretty much took care of that argument.

by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can BMac keep up the command?

Ugly 1st, great 2nd & 3rd. Which category does the 4th fall in to?

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Sucks, then Maddux

…comes out and bitches at him before he goes on to complete the game without allowing another runner.

by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

go rangers!!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

gotta love the red jerseys

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just wondering

Would anybody else be in favor of putting Andruw in center and Josh in left?

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

No.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 30, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

why not?

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's lost a step on defense

That was noted back in the spring. He’s been fine on the corners so far according to UZR, but that’s in a pretty small sample size.

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even if he has

could he be just as capable as Josh?

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by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

Josh is second to Nelson Cruz on the team in UZR this year. He’s been playing a pretty mean CF.

There’s no way Andruw is the same or better than Josh

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

But is it worth it to risk Josh

playing center? Granted, ’Druw has been WAY better than expected at the plate

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

not according to ab03

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 30, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah you're right

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoops

Jones UZR is down to -0.4. It was positive the last time I looked though I think that game at first base killed it.

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's slow.

He’s gotten bigger and slow as shit. I’d rather have Byrd or Murphy in the field than him.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murphy in center?

cmon, Sarasota.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Christ amighty.

That’s not what I’m saying. I’d rather see Murphy/Byrd, Ham, Cruz across the field than see Andruw Jones in any of those spots defensively.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 30, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i’d rather put byrd in center, hamilton in right, and cruz in left

by sdson on May 30, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

But Cruz has the best arm; you have to keep him in right. The outfield positions come down to Hammy, Jones, Byrd & Murph

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by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

not me.

is anyone else in favor of an establishment clause for baseball?

by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh Knox

“what’s next for Christ…casting…”

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on May 30, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

WAY TO GO b mizzle

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

knox

your killing me!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

slow gdt tonight

It looks like everyone is actually at the game. How come they don’t put the attendance in box scores anymore? Where do you find out this information these days?

by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

espn

G

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by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its usually in the box scores once the game is over

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 30, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was trying to find last night’s attendance this morning. I thought I tried ESPN. Looked at MLB.com and Baseball Reference.

by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woo times are good

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

The guy in the red shirt...

home run ball retrieval fail.

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 30, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

BYD!

woo

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

gay

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 30, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

gay, gay, gay, gay, gay!!

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 30, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Byrdshot!

times are very good

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by DShep on May 30, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

also

how old is that one dudein the cut off sleeves?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

BACK TO BACK JACKS!

Back to back fails by guy in the red shirt

by drizzle on May 30, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

don't know if this could be done but

it would be great to have both failed attempts

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 30, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

of him pounding the grass

He knows he missed two great chances

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Byrdman!!!!

His went further than Blalock’s. He also raced across those bases

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 30, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I like it.

It’s humble.

Who was that kid from DET that needs to get drilled next time the Rangers face him?

by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

wilkin ramirez i think

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucker

I hope he has a long career so I can hate him forever.

by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

BACK-to-BACK!!!!

SUCK IT A’s!

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

go team go!

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on May 30, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

empty calories

never heard them called that

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck the A's!

I laugh at your weak asses!

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by boomer1 on May 30, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

is elvis brother no longer in the Tb system?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Erold Andrus, right?

Yeah, I dunno. Neither Fangraphs nor MiLB splits have him listed this year.

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

guess thats a no

the one who is going to be playing indy this summer?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

this is correct

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way

Knox conducting an interview with somebody I might actually want to hear from? Near impossible.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plus

They’d probably take their chances against a central american death squad. I know I would.

by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

It comes and goes

Walks one AB, pops out on the first pitch in the next. It’s almost like he makes up his mind whether he wants to take or hack before he goes to the plate and then does just that.

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you see his first-pitch stats?

It’s not like he’s hacking at them fruitlessly.

by Snark on May 30, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not even close to completely fruitless.

(And it’s not just this season ~ for his career (206 PAs, 181 ABs), he’s .387/.381/.624 on first pitches.)

by Snark on May 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

My point being that I don't think it's fair

to say Kinsler’s going up to the plate with an idée fixe. A good amount of the time, he seems to have a pretty good idea of what he’s looking for and swinging at on those first pitches.

by Snark on May 30, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

.448/.448/.724 this year too. Jesus.

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by LSJ on May 30, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

For a similar example, see: Hamilton, Josh.

by Snark on May 30, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

When he can place it

He’s put plenty of them in the dirt, and few swung at it outside of Salty.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like that one

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

woohoo

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

that should be a sig

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woo

run kins run.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

yes!!!

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

There is nothing like dominating an A's pitching prospect

Guess what Mr. Anderson, this is your future.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

dont underrate anderson

hes gonna be damn good

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

his name

is NEO!

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

seemed appropriate here

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on May 30, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 30, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

had a hit last inning

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 30, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah i remember now

’twas so long ago

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never seen him

but having read so many positive things, I’m surprised at that touch. And his reliance on guys to follow through on that dirty breaking ball has been mostly unsuccessful thus far, though Josh couldn’t hold up.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

the 3rd abase ump said it wasn’t and home said it was?

by Mike E on May 30, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

i thought so too for a second

but he had his arms raised up, signaling something or other.. not the safe sign.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions