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It will be
This game will be a blow out
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
First place Texas Rangers!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 30, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
-1
for lack of “mother effin”
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Repost;
Holy Fuck, what an offensive inning!!!
I shall go back outside now, just had to chime in.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Oh my, today was a festival....
Wow, so much talent out there, it looked like the Mens Club.
I gotta get in that circle of friends.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I've been single far too long, holmes.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
heh
best of luck then
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
nice haha
what did you grill?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Grilling corn and cajun sausage, yummy.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
dang dude
sounds good!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Grilled corn
That was the first thing I cooked on my new grill a couple weeks ago. Good stuff.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
i need to do some of that tomorrow maybe
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
dude
grilling=awesome
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
So I hear.
Nobody in my family ever really grilled, unless it was some kind of a holiday shindig though. Californians. Bah.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes...
he is drunkenly white guy dancing at a wedding right now.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 30, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
he's out at a wedding
or so he says…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
I bet the people that watch their...
team on MLB.tv and get the Ranger’s broadcast think, “Enough about that cookie lady!”
However, since the Rangers are winning, nothing bothers me right now. Nothing. Not even Knox.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 30, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
not even Knox?
Poppycock!
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
It's tomfoolery...
I know. You could walk up and slap me in the face right now and I wouldn’t care. I’d just smile and think of the First Place Texas Rangers.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 30, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I saw that
He’s actually doing the worst he ever has on first-pitch swings this year, and it’s still damn good.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mccarthy
figure he goes 7 or 8 — do you throw moscoso the last inning or two?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
if we can keep at least a 4-run lead
why not?
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Nelllllllllllllllllie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
NELLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
nelly!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ MISSLE
One AB late, but there she goes!
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ushers at the ballpark need to fuck off BTW
yankees series hits town, “please sir, dont stand when their are bases loaded and we are down runs”
“please people in the same section as jason, dont chant yankees suck even if yankees fans are doing the jerk off motion”
hey usher, blow me, im a ranger’s fan, quit licking the balls of yankees fans for a second
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
what section?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
the standing up thing was last night
in the first game, the yankees suck thing was some random people in my cheap seat which was even sillier
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
redic
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
and yell yeah, go Nelly!!!!
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
I almost got booted once for cheering too loud.
And that was with the exes two little girls there, I wasn’t being crude or profane, or anything.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
yup
i swear that people around here wouldnt know how to support a club if it meant life or death
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
except us btw
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Rangers ushers are notorious
They’re ballpark Nazis. Don’t wear a BAL cap.
by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
You should have made a huge scene
What a load of crap to tell someone at any kind of a sporting event.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
nelson cruz
i really hope they keep him
also i wish i knew how far it went (missed it)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
let me just say that if chuck
would put something like this up on the jumbotron
id be PSYCHED
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
They need more animations for players on the ribbon board
They’ve got the elvis is in the building but thats all ive seen.
the preceding post was a great success.
work in progress
but I agree. Additions are needed.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
When the CF just stands there
you know it’s a bomb
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
I was at that Sorrento game.
Grieve nailed it. Landed right there.
And I have said that about the 491 as well… there have been some hill shots close since that are measured at 40-50 feet short. Something is off.
doesnt he have one fo the top 5 HR at TBIA?
or the longest maybe?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
how long was the canseco? bomb that went over the towers in CF?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
saw him do that in BP several times.
That man had power, roids or no roids.
by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
wins are hot
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
that is beautiful
they should have sent a poet….
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Her tongue + Medusa's eyes & hair
= NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
They should've just gotten her for that Hulu commercial instead of spending money giving Eliza Dushku a digital tongue.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow..... :D
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 30, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Nelson Cruz's run is fairly ridiculous
7 HR in 12 games
3 doubles and 5 SB mixed in there too.
the preceding post was a great success.
He's been very hot
has covered for Davis’ failings
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Andrus!!!
I think this club would like to run up the score on the A’s.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
hitman is on HBO
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
So is the offense back
Or do the A’s just suck this bad.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
little bit o' both
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
When can we start saying with any seriousness
that Elvis has to be in the ROY discussion?
Your uncle molests collies.
repost ROY
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Doesn't matter
it applies even more now.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 30, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
so
this is how it goes down when AJM doesn’t watch the games….
i keed, i keed…
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
this isjust a beatdown now
woohoo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Woo kins can even get one to drop with this going on
rangers rangers rangers rangers rangers
the preceding post was a great success.
THIS IS EFFING AWESOME
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
beat you by
2sec, hehe
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 30, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
So I assume seeing Guillermo tonight
is a foregone conclusion. It’s the opposite kind of situation Holland got accustomed to from the pen.
Your uncle molests collies.
why no ian hate?
he swung at the 1st pitch again…
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
I love seeing the inning-inning scoring
And seeing the Rangers just putting up a few runs each inning.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I now wonder what Davis would have done against this pitching
Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.
I hate having to watch the Hooters commercial with my wife
I am forced to remain silent for its entirety.
Your uncle molests collies.
Just say...
“What a bunch of troglodytes. Shameful.”
And then, while she is more in love with you than ever, you can oggle away.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 30, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
random pitcher question
liriano or kazmir?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Perez
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
keeper league
my pitchers:
tommy hanson
derek holland
michael yona
derek holland
martin perez
roy halladay
felix hernandez
johan santana
francisco liriano
clayton kershaw
carlos zambrano
rich harden
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
minor league system
also have
blake beavan
michael main
adam miller
julio teheran
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
no one really knows one way or another
because of the “interesting” part of his surgery and no one knoews how it will result (finger)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Good grief
What kind of league is this? A group of friends, or what? What platform do y’all use?
That sounds like my kind of fantasy league, one that’s not full of a bunch of schmucks who draft players who are already on the DL and are about five years behind on who’s in their prime.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
deep keeper
ive been in it 3 years and traded a boat load for santana/haren
drafted main 2 years ago
traded laporta+ for hansen
drafted the other players when they were young
and got lucky
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
if your interested
shoot me an email and i will let you know if we have an opening in the offseason or during this season (actually juut missed one by about a month)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome, will do right now
Studying for the bar this summer, so probably wouldn’t be interested this season, but I’m certainly interested this offseason.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
good to hear
will make sure your put on a the list
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
The thing about that
He’ll be an asset before he makes the majors.
by Brett Perryman on May 30, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
this was my thought
if i dont think he ends up being for real his value is going to be super high now
almost was able to trade him straight up for tommy hansen
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
cuz of injurty?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
fair enough
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
At this point, Liriano
There’s something wrong with Kaz.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats what im thinking
with his lack of wanting to throw a sliderand problems
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Liriano hasn’t quite gotten back to his pre-injury level, but he’s still been pretty solid since returning (although he’s having kind of a down year so far himself).
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think Rhadigan is just making up attendance numbers for fun
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Yes...
considering the Ballpark doesn’t even hold 50K.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 30, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
holds 49K+
close enough…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
To answer Rhadigan's question why we believe -
MUSTACHE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
I believe...
because I believe in Elvis.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 30, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Outside of the 1st inning
BMac has been real good
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
heh
is lewin a jew btw?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
With a name like "Josh Lewin,"
it seems fairly likely that there are Jews to be found somewhere on his family tree.
Lewin
He’s Jewish.
http://www.jewishachievement.com/domains/sports.html
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
I want to make a Lenny Bruce comment about that website so badly.
But the climate in here doesn’t seem right for it.
Just so you know, it fails not because of any antisemitic possibilities,
but rather because the “combine first initial and last name minus first letter” method of sobriquet-slinging… well, it fails.
oh wow, you were serious??
I have no ill feelings towards Jews. It was just a play on a name with no religious references intended.
Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.
Shut up or I will kill you
Obviously I am kidding. K?
by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Like I'm really gonna kill a guy named "bspate".
by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I wasn't taking you literally, Francis.
I just think you could chill about the whole thing, and it’d be a good thing.
You sure don't know me very well.
Every now and then I get mad, and it’s real mad. But most of the time my vitriol is fake. It amuses me for some reason. Had he said “yes” I would have been real mad, but I did not expect him to.
Some similar misunderstanding happened not too long ago about something else.
So I will say now, for the masses, that I am a pretty easy going motherfucker.
by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course I don't know you very well.
It’s a Webternet baseball board. You’re using the name of the Pixies’ lead singer as your ID. I’m using the name of a Lewis Carroll invention.
Still: Asking someone point-blank if they’re a “fuckin’ anti-semite” and then demanding that they “Answer the question” just makes for bad board juju, no matter how quirky or sardonic you were aiming to be.
I've been around here long enough
That I feel people know me to some extent, and I’m not particularly worried about board juju.
by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i didn't even nkow he was called u[
when did this happen?
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
After game 1
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 30, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Rangers win.
Fatality.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
i feel a homer right here
a massive blast
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
i actually posted this before the Cruz at bat...
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
No, though Nolan said last year Josh would be the first to land one up there
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Looks like I am missing another great Rangers game
But this is what happens when the best team in baseball is playing the weakest team in the American League.
Before the season MLB.com said so....
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 30, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Rally...
Kirby:
(That’s the A’s in there.)
by ghostofErikThompson on May 30, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
It's Kirby
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirby_(Nintendo)
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
I don't know but it wasn't until the past six months or so that I fell in love with the internet.
And it’s because of random shit like that.
by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
McCarthy gone
Guess they didn’t want him throwing too many pitches after last time?
And Guardado is in, not Moscoso? Okay, BOOOOOO.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moscoso
9-run lead after 6- seems like a great time to get him in.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
When did he pitch last in Frisco?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
holland didn't pitch for 10 days when he was called up
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
They didn't have any blowout games to serve as proving grounds for him, either.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK
I was going more for the angle that they may not feel he could go 3 innings right now if he pitched in Frisco a couple days ago
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Washington doesn't exactly
have a feel for this sort of thing. Something tells me it hasn’t even occurred to him.
by Brett Perryman on May 30, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
He do what he do, he be old school like that
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Why pull McCarthy?
He was doing good. I thought Nolan wanted them to quit being sissies and pitch 26 innings a game?
She say she are the manager.
may not want to over extend him after last time?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
No need for him to come back out
And with him being a little more sore than normal after his last outing along with his injury history I think its the right call
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
They already moved his start back a day after his 124 CG last time.
They’re obviously trying to be careful with his arm.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eddie looks pissed
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Guy's arm fell off a few years ago.
He just stitched it back on and made make-believe with it
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 30, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like he needed someone to sneak him a snack
Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young
by Martijn1309 on May 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
low blood sugar!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
How many trainer visits has Eddie had this year without an actual injury
I swear that has to be like his 5th or 6th one
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
how do you know he's not hurt?
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Wouldn't he come out if he was?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
not if he can deal with the pain
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Well, it's not like you could tell from his velocity...
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got through the inning, good deal
Man, Eddie looks like his old self lately.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
not a big fan of back to back eddie nights
seems like we had options that would put our bp in a less stressful situation for the roadtrip etc
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
especially up by 9 or so
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
He threw 11 pitches yesterday.
With Millwood going tomorrow and an off-day on Monday, he’ll have plenty of time to recoup.
Anybody know what Buster Olney said about the Rangers?
I don’t have Insider…just wondering. Also, dude we are whooping Giambi’s ass. Love it.
Check the AM thread from today
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
its posted around here sumwhere
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
somebody posted it in its entirety this morning
It was in the morning thread or the post game thread, I think? May have been deleted though.
by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Putting in the call for Hank right here
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Sure why not
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
The Rangers’ top hitting prospect, first baseman Justin Smoak, and top catching prospect ,Max Ramirez, are headed to the seven-day disabled list in the minor leagues. Neither injury — Smoak’s left oblique or Ramirez’s right wrist — is believed to be serious, but the Rangers see no need to push either player.
— Jeff Wilson
sucks
but alwaays better to be cautious
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Better safe than sorry
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
smaok hasnt gone in a couple days either so i imagine
its a matter of 2 days or 3 days max of him to sit
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Are minor league DLs retroactive-able?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
no clue, assume so, any1 know for sure?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
I would assume since they are only 7 day DLs they wouldn't be
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Wrist thing for Max
Wonder how long that’s been going on.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ump got hit with a foul ball so there was a slight delay
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
That's one thing gameday doesn't tell you
That and who is warming up, they really need to add who is up in the bullpens.
by Mark from OC on May 30, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
he's working pretty quickly but there was a
catcher visit and and umpire mask issue
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
bartman talk, really?
besides the SS duffs a routine dp immediately after?
thats the day i quit hoping the cubs finally won one, and fully accepted and realized they deserved the curse.
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Walk from Bank??
Holy crap.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
nationals
well at least i will be able to see the #1 overall pick heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
yea they will sign him
almost guaranteed
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I was joking. As in:
Getting him to the big leagues successfully? It’s the Nats. I’m not holding my breath.
west tx ag
got the email!@
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Excellent, thanks again
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Yes
At least 17 pitches to the first 2 batters of the inning. Nice
by Mark from OC on May 30, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Byrd is having some good AB's tonight
Maybe somebody told him to take a few pitches?
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wasn't his HR on a first pitch?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I don't know
Maybe a game like this will get them going in the right direction. Lots of good ABs tonight, and a lot of positive results.
by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
They defnitely need to get the offense going heading into NY and Boston.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these A's are doomed
Beane really put this club together to win? Anderson with 30 IP above A ball…
Geren?
Nomah?
Giambi?
only cabrea looks even remotely worth having.
why is this guy continuously called a genius?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
anderson is legit
cahill maybe not
but anderson is damn good
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
This team reminds me of the opening of "Major League"
Where the club execs note that Rachel’s list of invites to spring training includes guys they’ve never heard of, guys way past their prime, and guys who never had a prime.
Unfortunately for Athletics Nation, I don’t think this season will be as successful as the Indians’ season that year.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Cahill is legit
He will be excellent, I have a feeling.
by Brett Perryman on May 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
my analysis is totally opposite
cahill at least has his pitches come in at an angle thats hard to hit, like hollands FB, anderson has just gotten shelled
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Well this crop of vets is pretty bad
Reminds me a little of the Galaragga/Caminitti days.
by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Im actually glad Davis is sitting tonight now more than before
If he would have gone out there and struggled while everyone else tee’d off it may have had a much bigger impact on his psyche than anything
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Close to 30 at least
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
26 pitches, 3 batters, no outs
This is phenomenal
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Anyone warming up for Oakland?
At this pace, they will need someone else this inning. 26 pitches to the first 3 batters with no outs
Cruz's 07/08 projected over a 162 game season.
.312/.385/.611
43 HR, 43 doubles,
127 RBI, 94 runs.
the preceding post was a great success.
thats a damn good season
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
08/09?
or are you just looking at minors?
by Brett Perryman on May 30, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
lets go elvis
help me and the fantasy team!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Zy
would you take cahill over anderson?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I think I would long term
I think that he will be very good.
by Brett Perryman on May 30, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
hmm
cahill over holland?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
hmm
cahill > anderson
cahill > hollaand
cahill vs price?
feliz?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Price wins for me
Cahill vs Feliz is tough because it’s easier to see what Cahill will be than what Feliz will be, at least for me.
by Brett Perryman on May 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting
cahill > hanson then?
so cahill is what, #2 prospect for you?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 30, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
If I had to graph it
it would be something like Price > Bumgarner > Buchholz > Hanson/Cahill/Feliz > Holland/Anderson
Not that those last two aren’t sweet prospects.
by Brett Perryman on May 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Seems like kind of a tough call. But I mean Bumgarner is still just 19. I don’t think that Buchholz was even in the pros at that age.
by Brett Perryman on May 30, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
ANRUS!!!!
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
gotta just about guarantee us that
we see moscos
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
PLEASE!!
Absolutely no reason not to.
Hell, let Murphy pitch.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Wasn't he doing that alot early this season when he was hitting like .450?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Elvis, this kid is good
He DOES belong in The Show
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
So can we PLEASE
put Moscoso in instead of seeing Eddie get more than 1 IP?
Your uncle molests collies.
Rangers need to get to 18 runs first
But at this pace, that should happen in the next 10 minutes
by Mark from OC on May 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
So Mad dog in the 8th and Moscosco in the 9th?
But also with Millwood going tomorrow and the off day on Monday Washington can’t keep all his guys sitting out there and be rusty going on the road
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
That hasn't even occurred to Washington
by Brett Perryman on May 30, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, seriously
they may prefer to not use him unless they have to. If they don’t use him he can go right back into the rotation in AA, which is obviously where they prefer him right now.
by Brett Perryman on May 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
Thats a very good theory. Hes going down on Monday probably with Padilla coming off the DL
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
If they were going to DFA Benson
wouldn’t they have done it Friday? I’d be shocked if the plan is to keep Moscoso in the pen for the foreseeable future.
by Brett Perryman on May 30, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That better not happen to keep up Moscosco
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
ian
he needs to really stop swinging at the first pitch
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
andrus is my favorite rookie
since pat listach
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
what a reference
+1 for me only knowing him from baseball cards at the time.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 30, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
me too
i just know he stole a lot of bases and i think had a cool stache
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
what year was that?
I remember thinking he was going to kick ass.
by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember him.
He played with Darryl Hamilton.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Who would have expected?
For Omar Vizquel to be pinch hitting for Michael Young when the year started?
who would have expected
our record to be what it is when the year started
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on May 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Both losses to the A's?
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Hamilton breaks the string of good AB's
That sounded horrible.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was a terrible AB.
Josh’s night may suggest what we could’ve expected to see from Davis had he played, unfortunately.
Wow
Josh interviewing Burmese refugees? Strange. But +1 for the TAG, don’t Tweet sign.
Your uncle molests collies.
Knoxy now bothering people who don't even speak English.
The TAG sign is awesome though.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
"TAG don't tweet" needs to be put on the
picture from the Ramones video
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 30, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I just had to come by and say
thank you, Jim Knox, for reminding me what it feels like to be incredibly uncomfortable for other people.
Also, awesome TAG sign.
Madrigal or Moscoso coming out?
In case it’s Mad, here’s my thoughts:
I’m going smoke a victory cig
Your uncle molests collies.
Moscoso looks...
like a bad dude (not the NES video game).
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on May 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
So Z,
Are you gonna do the 30-19 postgame thread or we just gonna keep going in the GDT?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Let's start another thread and let that carry over
Adam doing the postgame thread is a cool feature to me and he didn’t say anything to me about covering so maybe he’ll be back to do it. If not maybe I’ll put it up later tonight.
by Brett Perryman on May 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Everybody seems gone. Maybe there's a new thread up.
Unless they’re on the front page I can never find them.
by Black Francis on May 30, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
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