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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
The last time I went to a game with the sign, it was a day game.
I could count the number of people sitting in the left field bleachers with us on one hand. Of course this was back when the “Rheinecker Rowdies” were in existence .. Knox approached us for the interview.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
OPS+/DIPS/FIP
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Graham and Matthew have really turned me off to sabremetrics
I just choose to watch as much of every game as I can and formulate opinions on my own
by oc on May 31, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
go rangers!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
millwood finding the zone, or the zone getting bigger?
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
Bizarro Rangers today.
Or maybe just old-school Rangers.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D
So is Halliday.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Was that Cust or Gibson
Hobbling to 1st?
Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.
so...
breaking bad season finale tonight
anyone else watch? i caught up on the last 4 episodes last night, i think it’s the best show on tv right now
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it is damn good
madmen is up there right now also
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on May 31, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
yea i love mad men too
but i think im more captivated by breaking bad. that could all change when i see christina hendricks again though
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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
how did you catch up?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
torrents
best way to go (til u get a virus, pretty much just stay away from porn torrents and u’ll be fine)
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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
figured lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Or you can
go to tvduck
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on May 31, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh and it's also on Hulu
…even easier
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on May 31, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
wait breaking bad is?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
how did i not know this!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
breaking bad
only has 2 full episodes on there
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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
just realized that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I download porn torrents all the time
Like 24 hours a day. I don’t have any viruses.
by Black Francis on May 31, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe ur virus protections better?
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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Whatever, Mac-boy!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Kay Parker? lol
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 31, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know
…who that is. Is that the one who fucks dogs?
by Black Francis on May 31, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Dunno about studcrackers
But I’ve been watching this season here.
Heck, I don’t even have cable, so that’s the only way I can see it.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awesome
rec!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
I’ve got to find out who’s in those bodybags
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on May 31, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
im curious about that
maybe we wont find out about the body bags til the series finale and they keep teasing us with it
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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
millwood
will keep us in the game,
we need to hit D-Bag…..
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on May 31, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions
wrong D-bag
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
who's slower
injured cust of Benji Molina?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
radio thinks cust is slowest guy in baseball
“in his current medical state>
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
arg
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
This, Millwood

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
thats pretty awesome
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
In a ghetto way
Not my finest photoshop work. I’m no DShep. Then again, who is?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
hey Micah you taking on any new photoshop projects?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Sure...why not?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
IF SO, can you make me one with Milly...
replacing Jared in the old Subway ad where he’s holding the huge pants.
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Great idea!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
he's got a new attitude!! Well he did anyway..we'll see
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
maybe just replace the head
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Better yet,
you should go to a Ranger game in Tae-Kwon-Do garb and challenge Millwood to a spar during the 7th inning stretch ..
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
lol true dat
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
How's this?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
Great start!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
hahahaha AWESOME!!
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
you're quick girl
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
That's what he said?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Boo
:-(
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Make it go green!!!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 31, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, the cust talk above got me off track
Giambi is the key on that one though.
the preceding post was a great success.
They have Smoak-speed!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
HA.
ian waited a long time on that one.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
What?
Double plays are cool!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 31, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
nice……
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Those lawyers scare the shit out of me.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 31, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
We're not ambulance chasers
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
No, sir, that's exactly what you are
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 31, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
chasing implies effort.
just have a problem and then call us… we’ll see if its worth our time and then attend to you at our leisure.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
We just follow behind at a leisurely pace.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's say
You were hit by a car while walking across the street. A moving van blocked your line of sight. There was a big hole being dug about 20 yards down the road, and the car that hit you was speeding and on the left side of the road.
You are taken by ambulance to Parkland ER where you’re kind of banged up and have a concussion but nothing else, and while it obviously hurt you’re okay within a week or so.
Her insurance pays.
You hire a lawyer in hopes of a small settlement. The lawyer never calls you or anything. You’re a busy person and don’ thave time to deal with it, but call one day and don’t get any answers. Eventually you get some mail, and it says that since you were jaywalking and there were no marked lanes on the road, the driver’s insurance company lawyers were going to take the money back from the hospital, which would leave your insurance to pay for it. Lawyer says he kept the insurance company from doing so, and considers the medical bill a settlement and bills you based upon that amount, which was quite a bit of money.
Is this how personal injury lawyers go about their trade?
by Black Francis on May 31, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
wow, I should be a lawyer...
but damn, the Texas Hammer nickname is already taken…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
The Arkansas Whip!
nah…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
There was one in Fayetteville forever called
The Outlaw Lawyer..!
He lived up to his name when he was charged with fraud and some other things. Don’t know what he’s doing now.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Keeping his BF happy?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Serious question, by the way
I’m not really sure what to do about it. It doesn’t seem right, given that had I never contacted a lawyer my insurance would have paid the bill if her’s did not.
by Black Francis on May 31, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
haven't heard new stuff. love their old stuff.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
whose throwing for the M's today
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Garret Olsen
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
You need to just stop making
stupid suggestions
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I'd rather he play fluid defense than hit for power, thanks.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd rather he play Ozzie-level defense
with A-Rod level offense
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I'm not talking about becoming a HR hitter.
Just a little more power than what he has now. Become a 2B hitter, not a HR hitter.
We don't really need him to be.
He could keep up this kind of offensive production for his entire career and I’ll be plenty happy as long as he plays the kind of D he has.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More boring than watching a 25 inning college game?
That is what I did last night.
Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.
by Texasportsfan on May 31, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess they thought
“hey our offense is back lets swing at everything now”
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
no way man.
they take calls from people and stuff. they’re about the listener.
even if the callers are completely off-topic, uninformed and lame.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
At first glance
I thought that said raw cruz.
Hmm..
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Indians win
Walk off single. Yankees Suck!
Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.
woohoo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Where were those last 2 pitches?
Looked like strikes to me
Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.
C'mon now Millwood.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LSJ on May 31, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
Mojo mojo mojo
Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.
by Texasportsfan on May 31, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't do the maths, sir.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
now warming up in the pen:
![]()
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Millwood just hit 91,
first time today.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Continuing...
…with this discussion from last night, the Angels move here (red spot below) with a loss today and Rangers win.
A spot from which only 18% of ‘98-’08 division winners rallied.

SCORE SOME RUNS!
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
so far

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Even the chart is boring.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
lol
Well at least Rollie Fingers is here to entertain us.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Seems real funny /humble
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
57-43
are the percentages right now
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW
I did make/order this shirt yesterday (without the Rangers logo…apparently it’s copyrighted or something. Ha ha).

I will be wearing it to one of my three Rangers games in KC. Not sure which one though — Friday (four rows behind homeplate), Saturday (right above visitors bullpen) or Sunday (probably in cheap seats).
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Fucking MLB copyrights.
Ruining decent coverage with MLB.tv and awesome fan-created t-shirts. Asshats.
wait a minute...now Adrus is your flavor of the month?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
No
A kind LSB boy told me I was an Andrus-caliber catch. I’m clinging to that. Sure beats the “you’re an ugly loser” I’ve heard in my past.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Besides
Andrus is wayyyy too young for me
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
He's legal, and that's all that matters.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 31, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, if he invited me to dinner
I wouldn’t say no. He’s no Sidney Ponson.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, I'm going on a date with someone Holland's age in the next week or so
So……
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS
guy loves the Miller High Life
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 31, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
The Rally Shat-Face!
(just for JBP)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
wheres the dude with the shoe on her head?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Man I meant to screencap
The dude who had the shoe on his head in the hailstorm they showed during that rain-delayed game the other day, but I forgot..
is that H H?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
hahaha
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
hamilton
what happened to him? did i miss something?
getting a MRI
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
He's got some abdominal pain, going for an MRI tomorrow.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 31, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
He broke his cockous
Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.
by Texasportsfan on May 31, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll be a beast from both sides of the plate!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
The way he hit early in the year it's possible he already has.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gotta love it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Going green!!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on May 31, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
the strike zone got huge all the sudden.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
Just wait until the next half inning
It will close up again
Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.
by Texasportsfan on May 31, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Has Braden
thrown 20 pitches yet? LOL
Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.
27. No, I'm not shitting you.
okay, I am.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 31, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he gonna bat?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Next start is next Saturday so he needs to get some work in anyways
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
warsh said he's available today, and not starting til saturday at boston.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
The Rangers are still winning this game
An ugly win is still a win.
Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.
"winning this game"?
they are down 1-0.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
Is Dallas Braden
the reincarnation of Cy Young?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
No, just the reincarnation of the last mediocre pitcher who shut us down.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
with his name and going to Texas Tech
i think braden is destined to play with the rangers eventually
Kind of like Arlington Murray
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Keep rolling, Mariners
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
.
5-0 now!
(insert smiley gif here)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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could blow his arm at any time evidently
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
although maybe for our sake he should tough it out and keep trying
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The no surgery route just hasn't worked for him
Not that I feel sorry for him or anything.
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how far did elvis go on that pop up?
cover ground much!
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
nice millwood
now lets get some damn hits
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on May 31, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions
Finally an easy inning.
Get off yer asses, Bats!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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Fingers
10 saves of at least 4 innings.
Not the 15 he said, but still, a lot more than I expected to find.
Give or take, dude!!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Millwood at 95 pitches through 5 innings now
Kind of hard to believe he’ll go into the 6th inning with how the game started
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
but will he?
95 in 5 is a lot more taxing than 95 in 8.
either way he got the job done. just be glad it was the a’s who can’t capitalize on anything.
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I think his mustache
could have gone 8
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by Hamiltons Homey on May 31, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions
what if we score one, then what happens?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Apparently, the Rangers offense will spontaneously combust.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought Tex was gonna do that
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
built for one run?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
stole this from LL but
Santana’s fastball velocity in inning one today
89.0mph
90.9
91.6
90.1
90.7
90.3
90.7
90.7
90.9
91.4
90.5
90.6mph average
The Angels are in trouble.
Da Murph is going to do something positive.
against all lefty-lefty odds
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I don't like the mowing patterns on the grass today
looks like a semi=truck drove across the field a few times overnight
was bigsteve drunk again?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 31, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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+1
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
come on Murph take a walk!
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
I guess he thought I was calling for a squibbler
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
well, ill take a walkoff for the win
but can we tie it up first?
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nice bunt Salty
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
feast or famine Rangers
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Used up all their runs/hits last night
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
we need to fly Medusa in for a game.. to rejuvenate
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Question
Does she check her hair or carry it on?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
she pays for an extra seat for the hair
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
or she can just fly in on her broomstick...whateva
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Hooters 2009 Swimsuit Pageant Alright
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions
What channel?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Grapevine Hooters May31
International competition, statewide series apparently. OC has more details ..
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by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Duuuude ..
I thought you’d be all over that
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
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by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He is one of the funniest people that no one talks about
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
i think the internet loves him
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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
this game is going
so slow, somewhat demoralizing
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meh, solo shots.
whatever. the problem is our 1 hit not their 2 runs
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Fuck.
Maybe Millwood shouldn’t have started the inning?
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the string of lefties coming up i would have brought dutch in..
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SIGH...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Is it the wild thing cut
he had last year? :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
O'Day does it sideways
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
but how does he pitch?
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Ha ha
I don’t know about that one.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
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by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome to Lone Star Ball
Where no one care about your tweeting.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only thing worse
is twittering about your fantasy team..
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
i want ryan sweeney dead
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Fuck ryan sweeney
and Giambino always destroys us . God damn him to hell.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
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by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions
You were right Rodney.
He must have had a fresh floss.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
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by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
zing, i do believe that is the first that's NOT what she said
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Nice avatar
I just noticed it. Ha ha ha.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks if it's good enough for Dutch it's good enough for me!
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Proportional ..
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you going for a life size representation? You give Giambi too much credit
by oc on May 31, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh
I just wanted to be grotesque. Because that’s the level of goo that I think of when I think of Giambino.
Plus, I’ve been diligent in my sizing of pictures before posting images lately. I deserve one of these.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
I came here to split hairs. And you?
by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
warming in the pen

Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
by BigGuns on May 31, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
lol Dutch Apple Pie
Rodney if I had known you were going to get a mohawk, start wearing gold chains, call everyone fool, and re-name yourself Mr. R I may not have been so generous with the work-out tips. I'd re-think all that big guy.
Multiple please
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
nice pitch
where can i see average velocity for each year? i want to know how far millwood has declined.. i seem to remember a lot of 94s in the past.
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91 the highest I've heard today.
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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rally time.
gets those bats up!
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
i think hes legitimately pitching well
not 1 hit well, but good anyway.
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Rally Nic Cage

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LSJ on May 31, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
currently

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."






























