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Around SBN: Devils Beat Rangers, Head To Stanley Cup Finals

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That was kind of disappointing.  Still 3-1 for the series, though.

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that was a good offensive series.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

feast or famine

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on May 31, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

just like 2005

so, we really haven’t done anything yet (although the angels didn’t suck as much in 2005)

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I think we've done quite a bit this season.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 31, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

The winning percentage is not as important

as being up 4.5 games on the rest of the division. Last time that happened was 1999. In 2004 they won 89 games but were still chasing 2 teams with better records. This year 89 wins probably means they’re the ones being chased.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 31, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

In other words

they don’t have to be better than the 2004, 1999, 1996, TX Rangers. They just have to be better than this year’s very flawed Angels, A’s, and M’s.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 31, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

kinsler

god aweful AB

2-0

down 1 run

take the pitch

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:06 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

there is just no good reason to swing at it

almost at all

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you shut up already?

We know that with your prodigious baseball eye up at bat there, the ball would have no choice but to go screaming over the fence, but I’ll go ahead and apologize on behalf of the professional, MVP-caliber hitter who happened to make a judgment call that didn’t work out.

by brettgardner on May 31, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

as usual, douchebag BG is back

the fact is that on a 2-0 count when your losing, almost no matter what should you swing at a pitch that isnt exactly what your looking for in that situation

and if thats what ian was looking for…well then theres nothign else to be said about the situation

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

just baseball logic

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Logic?
the fact is that on a 2-0 count when your losing, almost no matter what should you swing at a pitch that isnt exactly what your looking for in that situation

Tell me, when isn’t a good count to do that?

by brettgardner on May 31, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe I misunderstood.

Because that sentence I quoted makes no sense to me.

by brettgardner on May 31, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

when the count is 2-0
you are the winning run
you should be looking for one pitch
if its not that one pitch you should take it
worst case, if you take it, is that the count is 2-1
best case if you take it, the count is 3-0

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

0-2, 1-2, 2-2, 3-2

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually agree with BG

you are questioning a judgement call a Hitter makes in a split second…. 2-0 is exactly the type of count a hitter of Ian’s caliber is looking to swing in no matter what the situation is. Its stupid to start pissing all over that descision, yea, the result sucked ass, but if he had hit a game winning homer on that pitch it was a great choice. Its really stupid to moan over a choice like that, it happens, its baseball.

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 1, 2009 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

except that it, quite clearly, wasnt a good pitch to swing at
2-0 is exactly the type of count a hitter of Ian’s caliber is looking to swing in no matter what the situation is.

also, that statement is foolish when you are losing….if your ahead, sure swing away…but when you are the winning run in a game your job is to get on base

beyond that, when your the leadoff hitter, you should have better plate dicipline. if it was the bottom of the order, thats one thing. but when its one of the teams best players, who should know better (simply from a baseball perspective) its dissapointing

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 1, 2009 7:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

but if he had hit a game winning homer on that pitch it was a great choice

thats the point, he’s a leadoff hitter, and if he isnt willing to act like a leadoff hitter instead of swinging for the fences then i dont want him at leadoff. we dont need a leadoff hitter who swings at the fences every AB, we need a leadoff hitter who can work counts and get timely hits, and honestly, thats simply changing your approach at the plate. its a mental approach and one i havent seen much if ever from IK.

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jun 1, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

yup was watching the pitch tracker while sitting at the game

and 3 pitches in a row were out of the zone and it didnt matter. we all made a comment about it when it happened out of frustration. he needs to work on his plate discipline or we need to move him further back in the lineup. we really need him to go into his AB’s with the mindset of a leadoff hitter, if he wont do it, he cant be a leadoff hitter.

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 31, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

R-L-L

Get in the manager’s ear.

Can’t allow him to do stupid gut shit like that.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

man come on. that was such a standard move.

Lefties vs frankie prior to today: .125/.176/.125 for a .301 ops.

.301!!!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holland v lefties

.324/.342/.529 for a .872 ops. damn you wash!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sample, shep!

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

So lets say you've got the winning run on 2nd and a quality lefty up

Its the last game of the season, nothing matters beyond getting this guy out.

Are you telling me you put holland in over frankie?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not the same

careful with the wording.

I wouldn’t “put” him in the game, but I might leave him in if he had been pitching well and there were favorable matchups ahead.

All things being equal, Frankie is better than Holland and the best pitcher on the team. But that is not the crux of this argument.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

fine

you’re saying it is bad not because kennedy got a HR, but because they would ahve wasted a pitcher? maybe.

but that doesn’t mean you proved it was a bad move because kennedy got a hr.

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think the same damage would have been done

had Holland been in the game. But that’s purely theoretical.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

again

you are basing that off of what? you’re gut? you are not basing it off of franky’s numbers. not off of holland’s ML numbers. so far, the only reasoning you have gave is holland’s 8th inning. Is that the crux of your argument? Go for it, but are you sure you want to vilify wash because of it?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll go with his career ML splits as well

as his career ML performance sample.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

so

then you would pick holland over frankie in an AB against adam kennedy.

well, that is odd to say the least. so sorry, you’re not going to get many people questioning wash about it.

maybe if the game had gone to extra inning and we ran out of pitchers.

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not going for numbers, ab.

My opinion is safe, regardless of what the masses have to say. I just thought there would be a few people questioning the move. And that certainly appears to be the case. I’ll watch the post-game and read the follow-up expecting as much.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

except you are going for numbers

“Get in the manager’s ear”

yeah, not going to happen by anybody smart. but plenty of dumb people feel the need to question wash about everything

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're misreading everything, as you are want to do.

Get in the manager’s ear — I meant that as in someone should help him on the bench to make a better decision.

Not that he should go and get his face rubbed in it because it is solely his decision.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didn't intentionally misread

“getting in someone’s ear” can be interpreted in many ways. anyway, as it stands, it wasn’t the reason we loss and i doubt any of his coaches thought it was a bad idea

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

It wasn't the reason we lost

but it scares me that our manager can “stick to his gut” and potentially not consult with others prior to certain decisions. I don’t know if I would want my manager to make any single decision by himself unless forced to.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

where are you gettign this idea that someone else on his staff wanted to keep holland in?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't have proof of that

which is why I used the word potentially.

But I would be surprised if not discouraged if it was a unanimous decision to bring in Frankie.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoops

ML** = minor league

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you think wash made a " stupid gut" decision

because he valued his best reliever in a tie game over getting an extra inning out of holland?

look, you can think leaving in holland an inning would be the best way to go, but to think its some terrible decision to go with your best pitcher? come on. at worst its just two decent paths and the one chosen happened to fail because of a random HR.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like to hear his reasoning

but my guess it’s because Wash was once told long ago that you are supposed to “use your closer in the closer’s inning, which is the 9th inning.” I doubt it was because he thought Holland didn’t have it after the 8th inning or wouldn’t fare well against those due up in the 9th.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

you don't think it was because the top of the order was coming up

and holland didn’t look great against the good hitters he faced earlier in the game?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

I don’t think Wash let the context influence his decision making as much as he should have.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

and what are you basing that on?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

What I've already pointed out.

My position is clear enough.

Moving on ..

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

why even change the situation that much

the game is on the line. you have adam kennedy up. frankie or holland?

up until today, I don’t see how you would ever say holland. Even after today, I don’t see how there would be a consensus of holland strong enough to question wash about it.

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now this is density.

Can you not apply context at all?

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

but answer the question

it’s not completely dispositive of whether it is the right move, but it goes a long way in doing so

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is the dumbest retort to SSS

you are basically using a sample of 2 (shitty) batters to combat the sample size of 34 batters. do you not see how retarded that is?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

That’s not what I’m doing.

I’m not basing anything off of Holland’s ML stats. One way or the other, but thanks for trying to do that.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

I just got confused by this

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That doesn't disprove me, moron.

You can’t extrapolate anything from a sample that small, other than, it deserves another sample of equal size. Even then, you still may not be able to make any proclamations.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

geez

you are mad that he used frankie against adam kennedy instead of holland – who had just previously given up 2 runs in an inning.

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

which is not to say that adam's reasoning isn't right

if the game went into extra innings, we might have been mad that we didn’t have frankie.

but for the specific case of the kennedy hr, it was just a flukey thing

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Top of the 8th

1. Ryan Sweeney strikes out swinging. One out.

2. Aaron Cunningham grounds out, second baseman Ian Kinsler to first baseman Hank Blalock. Two out.

3. Jack Hannahan called out on strikes. Three out.

Holland was just settling in. I rest my case.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better than ab's argument.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude

i can’t believe you are still goign with this stupid ass argument. i dont’ even think adam agrees wtih you

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh no.

Who will step out on this lonely limb with me!!

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

0.00 ERA coming into teh game

.125/.176/.125 for a .301 ops. for lefties

I rest my case and I win

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

FX2 is the team's best pitcher

I think you have to go with your best in the 9th at home

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on May 31, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

Don’t see any argument for leaving your best reliever in the pen in that situation.

"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16

by tricer on May 31, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's situational

there are no rules for using your closer. Other than, don’t stick to some stupid paradigm that’s been in place for some time.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay

standard operating procedures aside, they have an off day tomorrow, and a bullet in the chamber. FX2 is their best pitcher, and the top of the order was coming up. I’d do it 10 out of 10 times.

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on May 31, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

and I'm sorry

your case involves aaron under 100 cunningham and the worst hitters in the majors last year.

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is true

i felt he was a little edgy when he went in but as he pitched more he settled down, i dont blame wash for putting in FF but we had just tied the game and should have been looking to go the distance even if it meant extra innings. To me that meant not forcing your hand with your closer, b/c if you didnt score and he got tired, youd need a different closer and that screws up the roles in the BP.

i wouldnt have put FF in in that situation, but i didnt really think it was way off base, i just thought we were in a position where if we went into extra innings we were a lot better off than the A’s(s), so i woulda rolled with Dutch for another inning.

PS: Milly when they pulled him was at 115 pitches, Their pitcher when he walked out the bottom of the inning had thrown 56 pitches. made me pretty sick

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 31, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

And

You said in the other post that you didn’t want to use FF until they got a lead? Dude, cmon, the game would be over then.

Using your 0.00 ERA beast top of the 9th tie game is certainly not a bad move. Period.

by atlantaranger on May 31, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

like i said

i don’t completely agree with this. but consensus upside to using frankie early is that he gives you the best chance of guiding you through the 9th

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

really?

god some guys on this board are awesomely good at second guessing normally good decisions

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 1, 2009 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Really.

1. Who are you, again?

2. You’re a little late.

3. Take a number.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 1, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fun fact:

Ian Kinsler’s OPS over his last 11 games (coming into today) was .666.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 31, 2009 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Well 1-2 vs the yankees and 3-1 against the a's was exactly what i thought would happen

but today was so winnable. oh well.
on the flip side i didnt expect to be 5.5 up after all that, so still a good week.

kins needs to get the .avg going again.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Man fuck you Kinsler

Stop trying to be the fucking hero and just get on base.

by behindthebag on May 31, 2009 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

exactly

your the LEADOFF HITTER

take the fucking pitch

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same can be said for MY

He was a weakass final out.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 31, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea but

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea,

2-1 and 2-0 arent’ that different. Patience. Work the count. Hell, it may have been 3-0 after that pitch. A walk would’ve put the winning run on base. I just don’t get it.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 31, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats my entire point

its 2-0

worst cast is you go to 2-1

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

sucky loss

atleast one things for sure… bringing Frankie in was def. the right move

by Mike E on May 31, 2009 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Word.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 31, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

they better lose

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't believe FX2 gets the loss today

I got used to him being automatic. But I have no problem bringing him in then. Go for the win at home.

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on May 31, 2009 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

A 3-3 trip would arouse me.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 31, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

A 4-2 trip

would put my baseball pants in a permanently tented state.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 31, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

A 3-3 trip

would make me giddy.

A 4-2 road trip will make me go ahead and put $1000 on the Rangers for the World Series win.

…okay, maybe not that extreme, but I’ll definitely be a no-going-back believer.

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 31, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are what they are

They’ll win a weak division and make the playoffs. I’m happy with that.

Jeff Zimmerman for President.

by AirJordan on May 31, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

What were you expecting before the season?

For a team that hasn’t made the playoffs in a decade, I’m going to be happy to just see them get there.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 31, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's hard for me to watch local teams when they have no hopes of going anywhere in the playoffs.

I don’t wanna believe the Rangers can just make the playoffs. I wanna believe they can actually be World Series champions. And I only want them to prove to me that they can contend for that shot.

Because winning the West right now… just doesn’t seem like an accomplishment

by oc on May 31, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

winning the west this year

would be an incredible accomplishment in my book.

"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16

by tricer on May 31, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're right

Lets see another 4th place finish. That would be a much better accomplishment

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 31, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

If that's the case

at least LAA are at Toronto with Halladay and DET with Verlander.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 31, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

You guys

are being quite retarded about this.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

About playing two of the better teams in baseball who have both clobbered us in recent history

In their home parks?

I don’t think bracing for the worst is being retarded about that.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LSJ on May 31, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Against two good teams

with well-documented weaknesses?

Yeah, I think going in with a 2-4 mindset is pretty damn retarded.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well let's hope the Rangers

don’t go in with that mindset but as as fans I think you have to go in with that mindset.

Jeff Zimmerman for President.

by AirJordan on May 31, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they play well

and are competitive, who cares?

LAA and Seattle have equally difficult roads.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

We lost vs. the Yankees

because we started two young lefties against them, and they crushed every lefty they faced this year. I don’t like starting B-Mac since he’s homer prone, but Feldman and Pads matches up pretty well.

For the redsox, it’s just the red sox. They have their own history of problems

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arn't we like 10-30 against them in boston lately?

whatever the stat is its ugly.

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by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

anyway, even if we ARE as good as both those teams

they are at home and thus would each have the natural edge to win the series. Thinking the rangers will go 2-4 in those series doesn’t mean I dont think we are good.

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by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Home/Road

matters less than starting pitchers to me.

Are we really afraid of lester-penny-matsuzaka?

Or even Burnett-Petitte-Sabathia?

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

What?

The 7 base runners in 6 innings game?

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

he did it 3 games in a row

whoppidty do. If we get him out in 5 or 6, it’ll be mission accomplished

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Linedrives caught all over the place

he’s still not been a great pitcher this year

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope he's been awful

the rangers made him look great though

do you think that will change just b/c we relocate to NY

that makes sense

by sam in so cal on May 31, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think

they’re not going to be as unlucky (caught line drives) and if they take a similar approach, you might see a different result. It wasn’t an easy 6 innings for AJ (Unless he was facing Chris)

That’s the magic of lucky in baseball. You know, the concept that you repeatedly failed to grasp during the Armando Galaragga discussion?

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You shouldn't be

Burnett hasn’t been awesome this year, his 115, 6 inning performance against us aside.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Yankees fans

will probably boo Burnett a lot harder than the Rangers fans did in Arlington.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

No to the Sox rotation

Hell yeah to the Yanks rotation.

Jeff Zimmerman for President.

by AirJordan on May 31, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

The Rangers need to prove that they can score off of someone besides the A’s pre-pubescent rotation (except today), and Brandon Morrow.

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on May 31, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

well i've got more hope for the boston series definitely

1-2 v the yankes and 2-1 v boston is how I’d end up at the 3-3 possibility.

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by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

1-5

probably more likely

2-4 would be good

by sam in so cal on May 31, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

and home/road is a pretty established advantage for whatever reason

Look at how many playoff teams were 500 or worse on the road and +20 at home last year.

almost everyone but the angels.

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by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boston

It’s no Detroit.

At least, I hope it isn’t…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think it may be closer

to 10-40

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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

we have any advantage

Feldman isn’t pitching in Fenway vs Boston

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on May 31, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

I think 1-5 is a lot more likely than 5-1

Im hoping for 3-3

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by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

id be happy

with
3-3
4-2
2-4

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

better than 1-5

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

What if we went 6-0?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 31, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

:):):)

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

Sad and funny all at once.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

in what sense?

in the sense that you really think this is the best team in the AL, and you expect them to go on the road, beat NY and BOS when NY beat us soundly here.

ok.

by sam in so cal on May 31, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd be happy with 2-4, myself.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 31, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Texas goes 4-2

My guess is we beat Burnett and Pettite, and lose the day game to Sabathia
Then we take 2 of 3 in Boston. We miss Beckett – who is good for something like 16 Ks against this team. Unfortunately we miss Wakefield too, who Texas seems to bang up a bit. But he can be frustrating to a hacking lineup like this one.

I have an irrational hatred of Chris Davis because his Ks are way too ugly and irrational liking of Matt Harrison because he's a lefty - deal with it.

by JBImaknee on May 31, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

just got back from golfing

how did Holland look?

seems like decent peripherals, but ugly results…

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 31, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

eh, ok

left a few fastballs up. But still two of the hits were cheap and one of the runs only scored because of a balk (and he did balk) advancing the runners.

his second inning was fairly dominant.

not great but not too bad.

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by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

The umps squeezed and balked him

As per usual in his first inning. And Oakland also had a couple really weak hits.

He was a lot better in inning #2. He snapped off that new curve a few times, and it looked pretty damn good to me. Got a K looking with it, I think.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LSJ on May 31, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everything was working in the 8th.

He has a full arsenal and it was all on display today.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

A blow-hole

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on May 31, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on May 31, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not gonna win them all

I give them credit for coming back, Adam Kennedy was a heck of a pick up for the As, Shit happens time to move on to NY and hope for 1 out of 3

Larry Parrish Was Da Man!

by TRFAN on May 31, 2009 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

what is this 1 out of 3 business?

Battle, as long as the team plays well, who cares what their record is. It’s not like LAA or SEA have it any easier.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think i wouldve left holland in

for 1 more inning, he cruised through that 2nd inning and didnt look bad after that leadoff double his 1st inning. but im not gonna bash wash for putting in frankie frank, plus he needed some work, i had a feeling he may give up a run that inning (though i didnt think it’d be via the homerun)

sucks losing like that, just pray the angels dont come back

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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

This

I would’ve let Holland go another 3 batters as well, but I can’t fault Wash for going with his closer.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 31, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hearing Rick Renner after a loss

insult to injury

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on May 31, 2009 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

knowing that jackass

is on tv is an insult to our intelligence. the guy has default morning drive radio host voice

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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one forced you to watch.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 31, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please

His show is about the Rangers, I like Rangers. The host doesn’t ruin the subject matter to the point where I won’t watch it. He sucks. I hate him. He’s bad at his job. Anyone who likes him most likely wears a helmet at all times.

Don’t be ridiculous.

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on May 31, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

sea/laa

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:22 PM CDT reply actions  

1st and 2nd

1 out

bottom of 9

down by 2

:(

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

After Kinsler's performance at the plate

The most disappointing thing about this game was the end of Frankie’s scoreless streak

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

I had LOTS of fun during the Photo Day rounds, though. Today was a win for me.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on May 31, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah god, seattle is screwing it up

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by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

for fucks sake

aardsma you’re seriously about to walk the fucking bases loaded

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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

and as i say that

abreu pops up

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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

abreu bail out! pops up 3-1

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by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

woo

popup

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

The only things I want next week

1. Josh is healthy
2. Chris to show signs of life
3. Aaardsma not to blow this save.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's shoot

for two out of three then.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 31, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

good enough

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

vlad up

damnit

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:28 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

bloop double angles style (fuck fuck fuck)

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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

2nd and 3rd

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:28 PM CDT reply actions  

is this

his 1st multi homer game? id have to think so

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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

since playoffs maybe?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was going to say

Didn’t he have a two HR game when the Angels won the series a few years ago

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I just consulted my Adam Kennedy expert

He had a three HR game the year in the post-season the year they won the series.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing

he just pictures Laird’s head on the baseball

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on May 31, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aardsma

realized he was Aardsma at the worst fucking time

Jeff Zimmerman for President.

by AirJordan on May 31, 2009 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

woo

they are going to pinch hit with GMJ maybe?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

pinch runner for vladdy

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

please aardsma

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:30 PM CDT reply actions  

zzz

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:30 PM CDT reply actions  

aardsma

25 ptiches today
threw yesterday
threw friday

2-0 now

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

that 1st pitch

was right down the fuckikng middle on gameday

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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

i hate juan rivera

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

wak

is a moron

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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

same here

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

it seriously makes 0 sense

the fuck do u need a force out w/2 outs. especially since hunter and rivera have similar averages and rivera has been on base twice already

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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

3-0

dont these ppl realize that aardsma is cooked?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck you aardsma

you’re a disgrace to the game and your family

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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

freakin aardsma

now im mad

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by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

my god

4 straight balls

didnt even take a swing

not even a visit to the mound

way to go wakamatsu

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

wowww

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:33 PM CDT reply actions  

final

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh

A little bit of pain the M’s way is good too sometimes.

I have an irrational hatred of Chris Davis because his Ks are way too ugly and irrational liking of Matt Harrison because he's a lefty - deal with it.

by JBImaknee on May 31, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

asdfjm

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by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh

Awful baseball Sunday

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on May 31, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

i knew the angels would win

all this “at least the angels will lose talk”

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

fucking a

seattle up 8-1

loses 9-8

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Game

F the Mariners.

Jeff Zimmerman for President.

by AirJordan on May 31, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

wakamatsu and aardsma

can shove a tennis racket up both there asses

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by studcrackers on May 31, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

i cant believe they did that

aardsma had thrown 3 days in a row

threw 30+ pitches today

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

the guy was cooked before the IBB

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

aardsma

wasnt this his 4th outing in a row?
 dude was just worn out up there today.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on May 31, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont believe it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

This will give the Angels new life,

Man i hate the Mariners worse than ever

Larry Parrish Was Da Man!

by TRFAN on May 31, 2009 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

statement wins are dumb

believing in them are even dumber

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

is even dumber* =p

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

it does kind help right before their long road trip

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

the angels are a dumb team

so they’ll probably run with this to a 8 game winning streak

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on May 31, 2009 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

but Mike Soscia is a genius!

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

and has grit!

team full of grit

they will dink you to death any day!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

id take soscia as my manager any day

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 31, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

well they still won 2 out of 3

i was expecting 1 or 0

but man did this day take a turn for the worse a hour ago or whenever.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 31, 2009 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

GF's dad is a mariners fan

and is pisssssssssssssssssed

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm PISSED!

aardsma just gave me a 40+ era and 9whip for the day!
and let the angels win. wakamatsu wants his arm to fall off im certain of it

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on May 31, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Angels

draw Halladay, Tallet, Verlander, Jackson and Porcello during their upcoming series

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:42 PM CDT reply actions  

1-4

Jeff Zimmerman for President.

by AirJordan on May 31, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

woohoo

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Casey Jensen too

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Janssen sucks.

Jeff Zimmerman for President.

by AirJordan on May 31, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

so do the Angels

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good point.

Jeff Zimmerman for President.

by AirJordan on May 31, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Replying to myself

Padilla vs. Burnett
Feldman vs. Pettite
McCarthy vs. Sabathia
Holland? vs. Penny
Millwood vs. Lester
Padilla vs. Dice-K

by cmkelly29 on May 31, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

So yeah

That has the potential for major suck.

by cmkelly29 on May 31, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

A whopping one of those pitchers

is pitching well.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

So did Dallas Braden

that doesn’t make him super awesome, that makes our offense flawed

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flawed as in inconsistant

not necessarily flawed as in “we can expect to be continually dominated by the likes of AJ Burnett”

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, notice I said "potential"

At the same time, I feel like we could win 5 of 6.

I’m just saying, all 6 of those pitchers have pitched very very well at one point or another in thier career. Who knows.

by cmkelly29 on May 31, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

we need more vin scully

catch him randomly in and out on MLBnetwork and i forgot how absolutely great he is. Its like if you merged tom and nadel into one tv broadcaster and shitcanned Josh. I like josh, but when you listen to Vin, it makes you realize how much of a bit some of these modern announcers are and the rules of modern broadcasting. partnerships, the trusty vet and the yankee northwesterner PBP bit, the side talk all of it. Vin does the whole game, makes you watch the game and doesnt distract you like a shiney object to a raccoon.

greatness

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on May 31, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think we will trade for Roy Oswalt

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 31, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Knowing what we do about Drayton McLane

I hope not. Oswalt will be horribly overpriced.

by Brett Perryman on May 31, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oswalt

is substantially worse this year than last year in every possible way. He’s either aging fast or wants to get the hell out of Houston, or both.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 31, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

It could be worse

We could’ve lost like Ohio State did….

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on May 31, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY COW

So close to a walkoff grand slam to win the game

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

for texas btw

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

wowwwwwwwwww

what a game

p clark with a walkoff grand slam

wow

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on May 31, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I looked at it awhile

and I’m convinced its a freckle or mole underneath an immunization shot or something.

Because of the placement, the freckle/mole looks like a shadow, which makes an optical illusion of a huge wart or something.

"Guillermo Moscoso despite his stunning game yesterday, is not a legit prospect. He is simply too old, too skinny, too weak, and lacks the fastball to make it at the professional level. ." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on Jun 1, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Deep.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 1, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did too.

Let alone come up with a perfectly logical explanation for whatever the fuck that thing is, lmao.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 2, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

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