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yay.. first

2-0

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

oops...

4-0 ha

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

New thread, new butt

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

You’re really good.. Two for two.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinslerhomer knows his butts

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Greatest A ever

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Young

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

seconded.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bunsy McFartsalot

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poo Poo Platter?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't get to excited

next weekend we got to play the the CWS

and Johnny Danks is seeking revenge

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be awesome if everyone just had Felix's number

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

that’s just not going to happen

by ab03 on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea, that aint happening, that breaking ball is just unreal

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

austin

just another CGSO

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 4, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

austin?

I can’t figure out who that is

by ab03 on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Felix's PC?

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on May 4, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

*snicker*

I read PC the same way you did.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit I hate the new thread thing so much

So many great convo’s going on over there in that last thread.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

can't be helped

those threads are computer killers

by ab03 on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

that convo

about posting pics of nude chicks or posting pics of chicks while in the nude was hilarious.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on Byrd

Keep it going

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

You raaaaaaang?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

stop it ewwwwwww

enough of this

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was just freakin' scary

the other night. I had to rewind and shutter once again.

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on May 4, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yikes

Felix’s Breaking pitch is a nasty sonofabitch

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Tougher one

It took the girls awhile to get this one the other night

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Eyre.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

TEA?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

You got that one

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

lmao.

muaahahahahah

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pants McGee

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milly

A Rod you put the Bitch in Tits.

by BigGuns on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll try it again....Poo Poo Platter?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

4-0 BOYS AND GIRLS!!!

So far so good, lets keep it up Millwood. Defense has looked fantastic tonight as well!

by lost in space on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Smoak

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

and a pancake?

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good lord how long ago was that?

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yes it can

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

You jinxed it.

I knew Medusa was going to ruin this thing.

by cmkelly29 on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can't take it anymore

i’m calling ab to do a new photo ignore script

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now THAT'S subtle

don’t trip over yourself.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or you could just click the title of a post and it disappears

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I know the bullpen is going to blow this, but just in case they didn't. . .

. . . what would be the appropriate celebration after winning three straight to go over .500 by beating Felix Hernandez on the road?

by philkid3 on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone else see that Chick Fil A "COW!"

commercial and think of Step Brothers and BaD Radio’s “POW!” ???

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, shit.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I blame ted.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

i blame adam too

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap....

F U ALL YOU JINXERS LAST THREAD!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Its Adam's fault

He started the new thread

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck my life

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

there goes the no-no and the shut-out

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BRANYAN.

I HATE YOU ALMOST AS MUCH AS RYAN SWEENEY.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Well fuck

DFA Millwood

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

They only work through the first 4-5 innings.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

damn those pics to hell

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I enjoy this game

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I blame this for the no hitter going bye bye

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andruw Jones.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Byrd

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are correct sir

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's got some junk in his trunk

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bernie MiGass

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

ron washington

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

oh hell no

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Adam

forget GDT3 and start GDT4

by texasraider on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

That sucks

As on as Milly has been, he’s been working high in the zone most of the night.

by ryan_xpress on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

this is what happens when u put her picture up

everytime the other team scores. stop it.

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

he has been

a hell of a pick up for them. he’s the Chris Anderson of FAs this year…without the drug history.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

is there anyway we can blame this on Sweeney?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Ryan Sweeney anyway

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on May 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Fuck Brett Gardner too

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Brett Gardner.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

double fuck brett gardner

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't Branyan their best hitter right now?

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone else see that Chick Fil A "COW!"

commercial and think of Step Brothers and BaD Radio’s "POW!" ???

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

hey

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhh yes.....

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Her head

Looks photoshopped on.

by Motiak on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Yeah, so, who’s tits are those??

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eeyaah!

Surely we can do better than… that.

by Snark on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

This one might be tough too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

stop it..

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually i see your wash point

looks like a pack of cigs in the back pocket.. hmmm

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

SPONGEBOB?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

ODAy?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, it is

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good call

I’m running low on butts

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I may have happened to be the photographer for THIS one.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bobby Valentine

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vizquel

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Medusa was used earlier in the game too...

it’s all these damn Ranger butt shots that popped up between the 4th and 5th innings that killed this no-no

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is the blame for?

One run isn’t too bad. I just got here.

by Mark from OC on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

UGHHHHHHHH

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

what's goin on

normally the 2nd thread sucks and the 3rd is gold

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck my life.

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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

What the crap Millwood.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Millwood's melting down.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

there seems to be a direct correlation

between Millwood’s sucking and the amount of male ass on this forum.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

A Rod you put the Bitch in Tits.

by BigGuns on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh my fucking holy hell.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

the fuck is going on

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh my god.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, that was fun while it lasted

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I BLAME THE MOTHER EFFING BUTTS.

NO MORE FUCKING BUTTS

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

uh...

That’s what MY GIRLFRIEND said

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk me

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK MILLWOOD?

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh

Cowpoke entered the thread.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Add him to your troll script.

I have.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I use google chrome.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bummer.

’Cause this troll script is the bomb.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

google chrome

is not very secure. hope you don’t do your online banking with that

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it better for mlb.tv?

cause maybe i’ll check it out. I like to follow the padres and chris young, and the reds and volquez and the cws and danks

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

it handles flash better

I can use firefox for the GDT, chrome for mlb.tv and the game runs smooth… using firefox for both, game not smooth

by Inkara1 on May 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i've got firefox.. don't use it much

i payed for the mlb.tv at the start of the season and just use IE to watch the padres, whitesox, reds, etc… didn’t know there was a differance.. I got MLB extra innings too on comcast so i really only use the online mlb.tv when im out of town

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

HEY THEY USED TO PITCH FOR US HEH!

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I demand no more Ranger butts...

this whole rally started after the butts started getting posted.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea

the seattle rally

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

It’s Medusa, Texasraider had to bust her out. She didn’t make an appearence in GDT1, and as soon she showed up Millwood sucked.

by cmkelly29 on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh no...

Medusa was posted before the game even started in GDT1. Was also posted in GDT2 and 3.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again

Its Adam’s fault. Thread 3 killed the good mojo we had going

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO MORE GODDAMN PICTURES!!!!!!!!!

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck balls

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

that was simply an awesome turnaround.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks a lot guys

thanks a lot.

this is on y’all.

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

New thread please

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

+2

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Selma Hayek?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easy

That’s the best Jennifer Love Hewitt outfit ever.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

You win.

Ichiro got a triple, though. Clearly we have a lot of work to do to undo the asses.

by philkid3 on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

jeniffer love hewitt

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

HOT

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

adam likes

brunettes

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now she's sad

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, for 4 innings it was the new Milly ...

and in the 5th he spawned the old shitty Milly.

Crap.

by Athos on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

MICAH!!!!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

It's not my fault.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

That took a turn for the worse in a hurry. This might come down to bullpens after all – take some more pitches in the 6th boys

by ryan_xpress on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

shit on me

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Rally cleavage!

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by Maximilian on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

They're rallying for the wrong team!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Efff this

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

new thread please

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

This thread is cracking me up even though the Rangers are sucking all of a sudden

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Hope millwood's ok.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah thanks

Can we stop with the pics every 3 seconds?

by cmkelly29 on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

At least wait until things slow down a bit.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cause of one rough inning?

Have you missed the rest of the year for him?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

bunting sucks

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, i saw the 5 starts or whatever.

i also saw the previous 60

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

now that we have no more pictures, he’ll get out of this

by ab03 on May 4, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Eh.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 4, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Lord

That pic is hilarious.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF happened to Millwood?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn...

wtf is that??? scary shit right there

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

we got to get Adam to change the thread

if we expect to win this game

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boy...

That escalated quickly.

by Adam J. Morris on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Adam, I've been meaning to talk to you about that

you should probably lay low for a while… find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you’re probably wanted for murder.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on May 4, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck it ... rally booty

Photobucket

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Now that is an ass

J LO

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http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

You are right

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like how everyone knows exactly who's ass that is

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Psh, that was an easy one

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

kardashian

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 4, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

had to rec that sweet ass

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

good lord

we scored 4 runs off of felix. expecting anythign more is just silly.

franklin effing guitierrez. damn it

by ab03 on May 4, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

He's been worth 4 runs tonight

The 3 run shot coupled with that running catch on Blalock

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by Maximilian on May 4, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gutierrez, that is.

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by Maximilian on May 4, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good point.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lindsay Lohan level

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm, never seen her in OC

But if she is anything as bad as Brittney was the couple of times she showed up, ouch.

by Mark from OC on May 4, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

threads end in due time

but this thread should totally be deleted when we’re done with it

by ab03 on May 4, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I second this

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

On behalf of the butts

I apologize. :-(

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

It's going to take a while

for us to accept your apology

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

no need

it was fun

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on May 4, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

suck up

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

suckable and lickable.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 4, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously, enough already people

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 4, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

enough of what???

butts or boobs?

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mom?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

winner!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

i dont’ really like this either. this is a baseball game. are you not sufficiently entertained?

by ab03 on May 4, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you denouncing boobies?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

the mom on Gilmore Girls

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

when did she

grow those?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

More like

When did she finally decide to show ’em off a bit?

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea

i may have paid more attention to her had i know she had those

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

At about 18

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on May 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I second that motion

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Da Murph

Proving he’s a 4th OF like Elvis is proving he’s not ready

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Great at bat Murphy!

It would be huge if he can come out of the abyss

by ryan_xpress on May 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Da Murph

not failing

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by Maximilian on May 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

buck showalter

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wrong

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha this was my reply to the insane amount of boobage

it was annoying me too

i was hoping this would end it.

by cmkelly29 on May 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

not really how it works

but at least you recognize the problem

by ab03 on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

stfu oc

you love this shit bitch

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rudy Jaramillo

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on May 4, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Davis

bet you get curveballs

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on May 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Murphinator!

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey Felix

Remember — just don’t throw a FASTBALL.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Best booty alert

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

To easy

Biel

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alba, actually.

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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Wow both are great

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its Biel

This is Alba

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

THought so

Like I said both are phenomenal

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

My bad

I confused the bikinis with this one. Colors were flipped

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by Maximilian on May 4, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Words fail me

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

looks at that ass

i’m loving that

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah,

OMG.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

correct

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn...

now… that;s what a hot bend over

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

log off google please

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

BASEBALL GAME

on tv.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

seriously, this isn't a 15 inning game and its not 15-0

its against the leading team in the division, lets watch for a second

there we go CD

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasssup fans?

So it’s before 1000 and the Rangers are going to the 5th and then fail!!!

Too much going on right now. Watching Rangers, Lakers, listening to Ferrall, sipping on a coldie and about to knock down a steak.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

YAY!!!!!!

DAVIS

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

DAVIS SAYS STFU

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUSH

did NOT expect that!

by drizzle on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

*

awesome

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUSH!!!!!

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Crush!

See what happens when you don’t swing at the first pitch?

by Inkara1 on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

by Maximilian on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Gone!!!!

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

holy shit

I don’t believe what I just saw

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

This

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I told you...

Closing threads prematurely is bad karma.

You ride out the bad threads.

Because sometimes something like this happens.

If I’d closed this early, Crush would have K’d.

by Adam J. Morris on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Epic.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are Obi-Wan

Teach me to be a Jedi like my father before me

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry for doubting you

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was really an

easy money bet.

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on May 4, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell Yes!!!!

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

DAVIS

He CAN hit a breaking ball!

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

WRECK IT

This is hilarious

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Win

You’ve been waiting awhile to post that one, huh?

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I made that during the first week

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

good one mic

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant

by cowpoke on May 4, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was either Alba's ass or myself

Go Rangers!!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 4, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Its Biels ass

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alba's did it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

IT didn't come up for me till after Davis hit it

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well I was in the process of posting it :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck 'em all tyd3311

and tell them to sleep in the bed that they made.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 4, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I took Alba's ass

how the hell did I end up with you?

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

and you know what...

it seems like you’re going to have to the last laugh…‘cause you know they’re all just sitting there thinking “I wonder what he just said,”

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Felix has Salty's number

Geez.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Felix has

Salty’s everyone’s number

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Back on top

Because we’re good like that

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a HR in Arlington

/Joe Morgan

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 4, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

millwood

could still go 8 if he buckles down

by ab03 on May 4, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

yep,

ill be extremely disappointed if he doesn’t have a shutdown innning here.

by octoberty on May 4, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

60 pitches through 5

that’s nothing. a quick inning here and there and he could do pretty well

by ab03 on May 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jackie ...

Straighten your damn glasses before you go on TV, girl.

by shroomer on May 4, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Angels on top of A;s 5-0 in 6th

not sure if that’s been covered.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 4, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

looked foul.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I really hope we win this game

Not because its Seattle or we could use the win or whatever, but because today’s gameday threads are too good to waste.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Shutdown inning

Might be good for Millwood to look that up in the dictionary

by Inkara1 on May 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

holland time

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on May 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Young

looked SO slow on that chopper ..

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by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Aaaaand Millwood picks right back up where he left off.

Get Dutch up!

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Hello Win Column

by LSJ on May 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Young has to stop that

If for nothing else than to hold the guy to a single

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit FACE

I find your lack of range disturbing.

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by Maximilian on May 4, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

x

I cannot STAND Jessica Alba. She is quite possibly the worst actress of all time and it kills me that she continues to get work in good movies solely because of her “good looks”. But then again, a lot of her movies lately SUCK, so that’s cool. But I can’t stand how guys just fall over themselves when it comes to Alba. She just looks…..dumb…..to me. Bot a turn on.

She hasn’t looked good since Idle Hands.

Jessica Biel, on the other hand……………….I would make Traci Lords blush with the list of things I would do with her.

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by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Man, fuck you

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

You care about her acting?

I watch her movies on mute

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on May 4, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Holland up?

Go to him.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on May 4, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

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