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I cannot STAND Jessica Alba. She is quite possibly the worst actress of all time and it kills me that she continues to get work in good movies solely because of her “good looks”. But then again, a lot of her movies lately SUCK, so that’s cool. But I can’t stand how guys just fall over themselves when it comes to Alba. She just looks…..dumb…..to me. Bot a turn on.
She hasn’t looked good since Idle Hands.
Jessica Biel, on the other hand……………….I would make Traci Lords blush with the list of things I would do with her.
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Wow
You really wanted some reaction didn’t you?
by brettgardner on May 4, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll say it again
Man, fuck you.
Signed,
Every other man alive
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 4, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
actually i just turned on the game so i'm not sure what i missed?
Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect
We might disagree on which Jessica should take second place, but we are in perfect agreement here
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I don't know about you
but I wouldn’t complain too much if I got to eat in the same room as either, much less do my list of unmentionables to.
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- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
i wouldnt say she gets work b/c of her looks
but because guys go to see her looks on these shitty rom com’s on the off chance they see her in a bikini. pretty lame i think
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by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn...sorry.
Didn’t mean for that to post twice.
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by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
Let’s not get too far into the hyperbole about “what you’d do to her.”
My guess is it’d be simple, short, and vile.
by brettgardner on May 4, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well..I did say "with"
But that implies she would go along with it.
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by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Well...
I’m not a big fan of her personality or her movies either. But she’s still pretty hot and there’s no denying that.
Now, if you replaced “Alba” with “Simpson”, I’d completely agree.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Agreed.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
"The NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation......Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."- Chris Cooley.
milly, come on now
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Carrying this one over because I'm annoyed
Yippee-I-Ay! Mini Sirloi…

by cmkelly29 on May 4, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I loved their tacos too
but since the gallbladder surgery, greasy food makes me poop and the tacos absorb lots of grease when they’re being fried
hey, hell of a play
MY
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Wow.
That was it.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Michael Young makiung up for that earlier play
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Why not Jessica Biel?
What’s up Face?
How about that range?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I think...
FACE likes playing 3B
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
Fuck face.
Giving up a double down the line most third basemen would get to is SO much worse for a team than a home run is good.
(I notice he makes a good play when I do this. . . HEY!)
While I was definitely not serious. . .
. . . the double down the line would not be more or less of a bad mark on him if the runner scored or not.
i doubt many if any 3B catch that one
maybe David Wright, or some othe rather tall athletic 3B
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I think he could have knocked it down and held the guy to a single
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
i don't think most 3b make the play young did
or at least they’d miss it a significant percentage of the time as well.
I’ll take 1 for 2 on those smashes.
the preceding post was a great success.
nice, nice inning
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Yes
after he completely sank his feet into the ground on the double ..
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
Get the fuck outta the way
rookie
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I hope MY is OK.....
since he tripped out there. Good thing he wasn’t diving. That would be confusing.
Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.
thank god MB called of EA
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Shutdown inning baby!
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Damnit Face
Make up your mind.
Suck or don’t suck.
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Don't say it, anyone.
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
josey
who has a better shot to beat the lakers in the west, nuggets or rockets?
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Please.
You can do better than that. Aim higher.
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by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
oh no more Felix
this is good
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Bill's brother?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Who is Bill White?
Was he a one year wonder? Can’t remember, didn’t leave a good impression I guess
by Mark from OC on May 4, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
He was in the Rangers bullpen
Last year, I think
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
All I remember is C.J. retelling Bill's story about getting stuck in a bullpen bathroom in the minors.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Was that in the minors?
Or in Seattle?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
it happened in the minors
The story might have been shared in Seattle.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
And that is why he is not with the team anymore
And he couldn’t pitch well, now i remember.
by Mark from OC on May 4, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW, 24 was pretty good tonight
but the first lady’s daughter is in trouble.
Lakers will be challenged by rockets & nuggets but will laugh at the Mavs.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
thank GOD the daughter is finally in trouble
by Jason Brynsvold on May 4, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
That whore can just suck it
Hate that character.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
nothing hotter than troubled daughters
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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I don't know
lawn boys are pretty hot
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
are they troubled lawn boys?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Lawn boys with an edge
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
I'm writing the screenplay right now...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Um...the one I lust for is not troubled
He’s pretty clean cut
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
well, that's no fun
live on the edge!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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I like good boys
who come to visit me all dirty and sweaty :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting
i checked a 24 board’s rating thread for the episode and they all said it was filler.
the preceding post was a great success.
I'm tired of Sick Jack
I want Ass-Kicking Jackie B.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
this, no need to make this tough
lets finish this pen off tonight, so they have no one tommorrow
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Missed it by that much
Elvis can freaking fly
Joba's Momma's mugshot...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
mrs. hutt looks awful
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by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
AAAHHH!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Not when they try and sell meth to cops
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
She needs Proactiv
or needs to keep getting hit in the face so much.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
or, you know, just lay off the meth
I hear that does wonders for the complexion.
Doctor please. Some more of these.
i dont really see it
that much
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by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
me neither
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
he reminds me more of John Krasinski
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
40-32 Houston
I took Houston +9 and on the moneyline + 425
Set the table, Face.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
It does that occasionally I've noticed...
I just close it and start the app back up and that usually fixes it.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
that did it! thanks!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I think moms should be off-limits as well and seeing that woman makes
me respect him even more.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 4, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Send me your spreadsheets!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
He didn't hack at that ball?!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
MY dove for a ball. Blalock took a walk. Kinsler is 0-4. We destroyed Felix Hernandez.
WTF is going on?
Bizzaro Rangers
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Bizarro!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Ha!
Loved that episode!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Its just so right
I’m expecting Jessica Alba to knock on my door now to tell me I can have a threesome with her and a Jessica of my choice.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
If that happens, and you don't choose Biel
I’m never speaking to you again.
Sorry, that’s just how it is.
After I'm done with that
I don’t think I’ll be able to talk again.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Jessica McClure
the little girl in the well in Midland? Do it!
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Blalock walk

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I'm confussed what is going on here
brain doesn’t compute
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
HOLAY SHIT
BLALOCK TOOK FOUR BALLS
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Who do you go to for the 7th?
Millwood on the shortest leash possible?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
why not
he’s only at 68 pitches
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by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Why would it be the shortest leash possible?
by Adam J. Morris on May 4, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
He got his ass kicked
in the 5th inning
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
And yet only threw 20 pitches or so
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
No need to go to bully this early
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
If you think he's giving you a straight answer when he says he's got some left
If not I’d go Holland and not make him come in with the bases juiced for once.
Nope
Millwood unless he gets in serious trouble. One or even two baserunners wouldn’t kill it for me. Hes only at like 70 someodd pitches.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Fuck you, Jobu
I do it myself. Then I star in 24 as the President of the US and then I do insurance commercials.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
The Unit baby
Great show
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
That's the show I was trying to remember.
Thanks.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
i didn't realize it was the same guy until a year ago =\
Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect
It's so weird to see the insurance commercials during 24
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
It's stunning how bad the Mariners announcers are.
Like, in total seriousness and not the usual “FUN TO MOCK ANNOUNCERS” tone, I just don’t get how they’re this bad. It’s infuriating.
In honor of what I have to go through, though: the second best FJM post ever.
Yep.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
we're spoiled
we really are
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Grieve is a little bit too much of a homer for me, but still.
This year I have heard him talk about (in different words): the concept of replacement level, the idea behind BABIP, why strikeouts are just as bad as other outs, how bright GMs like Beane and Freidman are for their recognition of how useful data is, and several great stories about baseball that are interesting and not stupid.
And Lewin is just awesome. Yeah, we’re spoiled, but compared to the Mariners fans, every team is spoiled (except for the White Sox).
And the Angels...
damn you Rex Hudler
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Angel fans are so stupid they actually like Hud.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I'll take the Angels announcers over the Mariners every day of the week.
In fact, I’d litterally pay money to listen to the Angels guys instead of the Mariners guys.
And that’s no compliment to Anaheim.
that bad?
jesus i wanted to stab a pencil through my ears when listening to hudler
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by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I seriously wonder sometimes if Hudler is borderline retarded
Or got hit in the head by a ball at some point in his career and hasn’t been the same since.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Yes.
Over the last couple years, I’ve managed to see every announcing team a few times. In my mind, the White Sox are very clearly the worst, but the Mariners are just as clearly the second worst.
After that, I would say it’s probably the Nationals, followed by a group of the Red Sox, Rays (at least with Magrane), Yankees (when its Kay and O’Neill) and Angels.
Don't think I've ever heard them
Can you explain any or is it that bad?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
In brief. . .
You kind of have to hear them to really get how bad it is, but they’re absurd homers, don’t know anything about baseball, have terribly annoying vocal inflections and come up with really lame, sugary-sweet nicknames for every player that they use constantly.
They basically just say a lot of homerific and stupid things. Like the White Sox announcers, but with fewer annoying gimmicks, less baseball smarts and more annoying voices.
43-40 Houston half
atta boy, Elvis
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
heh
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I fail to see what brought this up at this point in the game
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
where the fuck are you, elvis?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Playing SS
The question is where was Young on that
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Not really gdawg
that was elvis all the way
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
you're right
A groundball less than 10 feet from the 3B bag is all on the SS.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Oh shut up
Seriously that was not on the SS in the least
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
How many balls have we seen
This year that Elvis got to that MY would never have had a chance to get?
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
now i wish i could
see that ball
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by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Kid isn't ready for The Show damn it
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
seriously?
wow, come on now
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on May 4, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Double play double cup check

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
gdawg,
I have sound down right now and don’t know if anybody is in the pen.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
what does sound have to do with anything.
dumbass.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Josey
Just for the record, you pull Millwood now, right? Shortest of leashes and all…
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Heh
I wouldn’t expect a reply.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Somebody help Ron out
and another pic of Biels ace as well.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
MCA was with it
And he’s my ace
So I grabbed the piano player
And I punched him in the face.
by Adam J. Morris on May 4, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Why was ELvis covering there
If Kins was covering he may have had a shot at that
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
shit, fuck you Ichiro
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Damnit KInsler
Flip it a little harder
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I really hate Ichiro.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
meh
I don’t mind the guy.
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- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Neither do I, but for the purposes of this thread...
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
You're right. HEY ICHIRO:
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+1
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by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I laughed hard at this
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
little japanese fucker
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Shocking
steal by Ichiro
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Tear?
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Opposing team or not,
I love watching Ichiro play.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
good job Elvis
clutch D that time
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
If he's really good
he’d figure into 5 outs that inning. Any lousy SS could figure into 3 outs.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
i'm going to bed before something bad happens
Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect
ANyone else have that feeling that Elvis was about to sail one right there?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
i think he's fixed something
i mean, we’ll probably see more errors but he does seem to approach the throws differently
Btw,
put Frankie in the game next inning if milly allows a runner
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
slight bobble by the kid
but his arm saved him.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Please oh please,
Find a job in the A’s scouting department
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Not a bobble
Double-clutch getting the ball out.
by Adam J. Morris on May 4, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you ever say anything nice?
Just because he is holding his own, you don’t like it because that would mean you are wrong.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Not just wrong
Josey went way out of his way to tell everyone how he was informing the moronic, cheerleading, head in the dirt fans of this team just how terrible Andrus is. Wrong doesn’t describe it.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
You had me fooled JW
I thought maybe you hoped to be wrong about Eazy, but you’re openly rooting against him.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
shut the fuck up, go somewhere else
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Question
With the Rangers’ regular starting lineup and Teagarden behind the plate, does any team in the league have a better collection of throwing arms that they roll out there defensively?
hmm, if you put AJ in LF, Hamilton in CF
yea, for sure, I dont think Murphs arm is strong, just accurate, same with MB
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
no one runs on him, no one
really, no one does
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Early in the season still
Not sure exactly why, but this early in the season when runners aren’t testing him out much could give you a SSS problem with his arm rating.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Hard to guage.
Off the top of my head, no, but I am a Rangers fan.
I’ve been very impressed by the Diamondbacks, but that’s still just anecdotal.
You see a lot of the M's .. don't you?
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by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
heh ty
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by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Johjima nailed murph by a mile.
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by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Mariners roll out a nice group
Gutierrez and Ichiro in the OF; Beltre and Betancourt; Johjima is decent, no?
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by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
It's just that
you have stuff like a gun at 1B for Texas.
by Brett Perryman on May 4, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Mariners.
Since nobody else will refute.
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by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Branyan
former 3B, also?
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by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Way to get out of the inning with the lead intact
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
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Eat mor chikin
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K, 3rd time's a charm...
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by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Hotlinking fail?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Here's what I do...
Send Millwood out there to face Sweeney.
Bring in C.J. for Branyan.
Then go get Frankie for the last 4 outs.
+1
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I told you...
teach me the ways of the Force
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I think CJ will get the chance to get out of the inning if he comes into it
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I like me some murph monster
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Murph with the OBP boost
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Since starting the year off unable to hit anything he seems to have become much more patient
That could be big for his career.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
ugh
murph should not steal
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
What was that?
Couldn’t have been a hit and run, right? Not even Wash would be dumb enough to hit and run with Chris Davis.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
no, that was murph all the way
looked like a slight trip + johjima has a hose
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Why?
Hes on 5 days rest and is less than 90 pitches right now
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
because its a one run game and hes been very shaky the past few innings..
saving the bullpen an inning is nice, but winning the game is a lot more important.
if its to get the righty and then bring CJ in.. yeah, thats fine.
the preceding post was a great success.
If this was Harrison or Feldman or McCarthy I would agree with you
But Millwood is a veteran and our supposed “ace” and so if he tells me he can get a guy like Branyan out I give him the benefit of the doubt. Thats just me though
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I don't.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
"The NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation......Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."- Chris Cooley.
I'm still fine with it
Have someone warming up/warmed up in the bullpen though
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
just for Sweeney
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Sort of agree...
I dislike a CJ Sweeney match up more though
Is Murphy anywhere near a good enough runner to be going to Johjima and any pitcher you can think of?!
what's millwood's pitch count?
yahoo boxscore says 78? Is that right?
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
You know
Branyan’s career splits aren’t as dramatic as I thought.
For some reason, I thought he had a pretty big lefty/righty split. But it is less than 100 points of OPS.
ahaha
make up call
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
it actually was a strike according to gameday (or at least right in the gray area)
i was suprised
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
yea
so was the 2nd pitch
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by studcrackers on May 4, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
definitely
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
the one thing i've been wanting
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I didn't see..
if Griff available?
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by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I do.
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by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Millwood looked pissed.
I thought he would at least have a say, but I guess Wash trusts BGL
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by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
ya, no way he faces Branyan
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Jeeeeez, Millwood to start the 8th?!?!?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
You want to tell Nolan that our SP left the game with under 80 pitches?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I want to face major league pitching just once in my life
just to see what would happen, if I could even make contact.
A 3:40 start on a Tuesday?
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
"The NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation......Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."- Chris Cooley.
Yup...
means I can catch the last half of the game after work.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I'll be listening at work
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 4, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Well I'll do that for the first half of the game too
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
damn, i thought that one was in play
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
woa
that was a strike
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Let's hope so
at least with the frankie facing Beltre
Josey sez he approves of that play!
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by Adam J. Morris on May 4, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Way to battle Kevin
Not a great outing from him but he has to get credit for battling all game
by Horns130 on May 4, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
not a bad idea IMO
Just not one you really need to make
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Get the fuck outta here
Millwood.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Cause he was only at 78 pitches thru 7
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
To get Sweeny, the RHB.
CJ has sucked major balls against righties this year. And pretty much for his whole career.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Good karma, good karma
CJ, SQUEEZEEE//as;fa./a.fds
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
you know i really like CJ
but I dont like this move at all, your starter can take it through the eighth, then I think you let him,
Well I guess if CJ runs into trouble...
Franky can come in the 8th and 9th here
by slimshadty12 on May 4, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe in CJ because I like people who speak their mind
and more importantly, leftys who bring it at 93-96 mph.
I’m with him.
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