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by Adam J. Morris on May 4, 2009 11:40 PM CDT
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Josh Lewin said, "Let's not forget the play Elvis Andrus made."
I'll be talking about that play on my deathbed, Josh.
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It sure as hell felt like a big win.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
huge win
against King Felix (who was 4-0) and against the current division leader on the road to get back above .500. huge mental boost i bet
by Jason Brynsvold on May 4, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
The last two nights have been glorious.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
That might be the play of the year
in all of baseball. All of organized baseball anywhere in the world.
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I'll die before i say otherwise
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
The greatest play in the history of Western civilization
and I’m not even taking a page out of Bill Walton’s book.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
And I like Chris Davis
at 1B. Now he just needs to get the bat going.
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He came up big tonight though
looked terrible first two times up, then produced that shot. Amazing.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
He took Felix deep.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah he looked incapable of hitting that
uncle charlie.
But then he took a hanging curve deep. He just needs to get his eye working to lay off the bad breaking stuff.
He hit the game winning HR tonight
strike outs suck, but hey he got the big hit tonight!
by lost in space on May 4, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
That's just it, though
17 hits, 39 Ks, 7 BBs so far. That’s absolutely brutal.
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Don't forget his defense though
I’d love for his offense to be better, but he’s making up for it with some outstanding defense at first.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
No amount of 1B defense
makes that OPS look real good. He needs to hit better, period.
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Again, no arguing that he needs to hit better than he has
But he has been worth 3.5 runs so far at 1st base. That is by far the best for 1B and should not be overlooked.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
And I'm assuming
he’s not going to be under .700 OPS for long.
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would you rather have Broussard?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 5, 2009 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Uh, yeah,
that’s obviously what I meant. He’s on pace for like 260 Ks. I’m not in the K’s are evil camp by any means, but if he is striking out that much, his OBP will never cross the .300 line.
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I jumped the gun on that one
and for that I apologize. I just think it’s a little too early to worry about him. But at some point, a trend shows and must be dealt with.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 5, 2009 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I've got to believe
he’s going to improve soon. This seems like the longest semi-slumpy period of his entire pro career so far.
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your suprised that hes on pace for 200+ k's?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I sure hope not...
hate to see him shatter Ryan Howards record 197.
A Rod you put the Bitch in Tits.
Reynolds broke the record last year, 204
Not that it matters, just sayin.
the preceding post was a great success.
Yes I'm surprised
to see he’s on pace to obliterate the record.
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to obliterate it, yes
but the guy has 150-160 k’s each of the last 2 years – i was expecting about that much, ut i doubt he sets the record like that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 5, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Outstanding defense at SS
can make up for a bunch of offense.
Outstanding defense at 1b? Not so much.
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
"You know a pitching prospect isn't any good if John Daniels doesn't trade him away but keeps him insteaad." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
"You probably can throw Neftali Feliz on that group of overblown Rangers pitching prospect failures." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
Because Davis making that amazing grab last night in the 9th
had nothing to do with FX2 not blowing the save.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Over the course of a season, though
You’d much rather have offense than defense from your 1B, obviously. Last night Davis was good at both, but so far this year he’s been lacking at the plate. A .693 OPS is just not acceptable from a 1B, no matter how good his glove is. He’s 23, though, so I think we can expect him to pull out of this soon as he adjusts.
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couldn't agree more
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Doesn't he know that
GG shortstops don’t get to that ball.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
we should bring up more younguns
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
I don't think there's ever been a time
where I finished watching a Rangers game and immediately wanted to see the next game being played. I’m pumped right now for some Rangers baseball.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I have a final in 12 hours that I'm incredibly unprepared for
and I don’t care. All I want to do is go play baseball. At night. While waiting for Ranger ball tomorrow.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
ughh
I got a couple of finals next week. Not looking forward to either of them.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I've got one today and one tomorrow and I'm done.
anyone good at statistical reasoning? I’ve got to philosophy it up!
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
can you watch if you are not subscribed?
by Jason Brynsvold on May 4, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i need your username and pass please
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Productive gameday chat tonight
1. I discovered some LSB boys know their Rangers butts.
2. Chris Davis justified my lust for him.
3. Rachel and I solidified our suggestive tshirt designs for a future game.
Bwahahahaha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
What's that?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
guys can only tolerate so much man ass
before they violently turn on you.
it’s an important lesson!
if in the future you wish to play again (and it’s gotta be distant future), pace yourself – one per thread at the most.
Ha ha
Good point. I will take that into consideration. I blew half my arsenal anyway…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
ha.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I missed that lesson
But I understand it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish I could extend this list
But the item I wish to add would probably not go well in a male-heavy thread.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh.
Say it anyway.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
It has to do with the shirt i designed
The placement of the players’ numbers looked as though I had assigned each a boob. Thus, I believe my boobs are now named…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha nice.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
men love boobs, whether they are named are not doesnt really effect our love for them
if anything it would turn them on.
besides, dudes name their weiners…
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Ben Sheets
will look nicely in that number 2 spot come July.
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
With what the rotation's done recently
If we get Sheets, we’ll be in pretty darn good shape.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
dont get me excited.
the new millwood
sheets
mckkkkarthy
padilla (maybe traded)
feldman or harrison (maybe holland!)
by Jason Brynsvold on May 4, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
um...Millwood would look nicely at the #2 spot
as Sheets becomes our #1 starter
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
for a week till he blows out his (x)
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
God...
I can’t beileve I dont get MLB Network.
ESPN sucks the life out of me.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
damn, just turned to ESPN
where’d everyone go?
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
man that play was so great
too bad most people didn’t see it cuz it was a late night game
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
Oh they will I guarantee
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Man...
that play.
I was so pumped I spilled my beer all over my laptop and I don’t even care.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 4, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions
Adam
I think it’s time to change the GDT limit
I’m going to make a fanpost on this or should i just say it here
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Please, save yourself.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
How bout you go start your own blog and then you can have whatever limits you want
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
hey the GDT
threads are out of control..
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
to many comments Adam doesn't
cut it off in time and start a new one.. That’s my problem
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Its for the good of the team's karma
Don’t mess with it
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Are you kidding?
Not one thread got over 500 today.
All across SBN GDTs routinely approach 800-1000.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on May 4, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
As in how?
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
you want to SHORTEN them?
they should be longer if anything, any reasonable computer can handle more than 5-600 posts. being sluggish for a few isn’t a big deal.
the preceding post was a great success.
i'm going to have to disagree
it might be my computer is kind of old but it definitely struggles after 400
Aww
Victor’s voice on MLB….I miss him
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
this is a very girly statement,
but I agree with the sentiment ;-)
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree
Baseball on the radio was much better with Victor….. For what it’s worth, I wish Vince (now with the A’s according to wikipedia) was here instead of Barnett
Agreed.
Definitely like Cotroneo over Barnett OR Victor.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Vince was f'n terrible
its the rangers game, with eric nadel and some yankee trash who wont shut up. please listen for 4 hours.
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
I'll take Vince
over Victor “My Dad was in the Majors” Rojas.
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
"You know a pitching prospect isn't any good if John Daniels doesn't trade him away but keeps him insteaad." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
"You probably can throw Neftali Feliz on that group of overblown Rangers pitching prospect failures." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
That one play could
be the turning point of the Rangers season.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Fingers are crossed
3 in a row, let’s make it 4 tomorrow!!!
by lost in space on May 4, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
"The Elvis Play"
I missed the play and the highlight on MLB.tv is from the Seattle feed. They don’t show a close-up and they don’t show it in slow motion. The Seattle announcers of course are saying Davis’ foot came off the bag AND Jojima beat the ball.
So, was he safe or out?
by NorCalRangersFan on May 4, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions
Tie goes to the ump
and he made the right call.
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 4, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice
btw…fuck you
i owed you that from a few days ago and wanted to make sure i didnt forget…heh
the call was really really really close…
classic call where someone is going to be mad about it no matter what you call
ill say this…umps like to reward a great play, ive seen it and done it too many times
F.U.C.K. Y.O.U.
Was that easier? Sheesh…
LOL!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
just joking with ya
a couple of days ago you said fuck you to me in a GDT (think it was regarding Holland…maybe)
i just wanted to make sure we were on even ground
but really, im just screwin with you so please dont take it as anything other than a joke
I don't know that they consciously like to "reward" it,
But I’d agree that they are influenced by it.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 5, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
i agree completely
it isnt intentional, but more often than not it happens
not to mention, all umpires tend to give close calls to the D
ive come to the conclusion that we want to go home sooner…
Don't you, sir,
rain on this parade.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Who cares
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
because we wouldn't be talking like this if the ump made the right call
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Fire, Die,
NOW!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on May 5, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've watched this play about 20 times
and 10 he’s out, 10 he’s safe. The ump was so charged by the play, he called him safe, but if there was ever a tie, this was it. Unfuckingbelievable play by Andrus and stretch by Davis. Pitching and defense, baby. A safe call wouldn’t have surprised me a bit. We would just be saying what an effort by Andrus. Instead, we win, they lose.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
this, exactly this
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
safe
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Beat the throw and foot was off the bag
Regardless, that play was quite ridiculous.
Close call
ump gave it to Andrus regardless and I dont give a shit. It was a helluva play!
by lost in space on May 4, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I slomoed it over and over
and still don’t know if he was out or safe, really. I think we got lucky.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Cool.
Nice to get a few calls going our way after some of the questionable ball/strike calls recently.
by NorCalRangersFan on May 4, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
isn't this a perfect example of your old espn username though?
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
i mean
bases loaded with ichiro up. he might still hit into the fly out but that’s not a good situation at all
of course, maybe frankie doesn’t walk betancourt
yes, Elvis gets Save #1 In my stat book
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Glad to see Wash
has learned to go for the win. Why in the world was Frankie throwing some many splitters or whatever?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Elvis
I know he’s just a rookie, but…
Elvis = Beast (with the glove)
And I’m really digging Wash letting Frankie get the 4 and 5-out saves.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
yea, that might have been one time
where you let CJ if he allows ahit, you take him out.
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
watched the play in slow motion back and forth a bunch of times
as far as i could see it was a tie. he may or may not have been safe, but it certainly wasn’t “clear” as mariners fans are saying. admittedly i might be saying it if it were against the rangers though.
the preceding post was a great success.
Can you post a .gif of it
Curious to see that in slow mo again
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I don't have my capture stuff set up for capturing video right now.
but there have been people doing it lately… drizzle out there?
the preceding post was a great success.
Why the fuck is the Boston-NY game still going on?
Fucks sake.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
that was an awesome call
i love Nadel so much….
“Elvis Andrus has just performed a Miracle”
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
76-75 Rockets
Feel okay about getting +9 but a little queasy about the moneyline.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I think I'm rooting for the Rockets
solely because I really don’t like the Lakers.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Really? I like rooting for rapists.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 4, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 4, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
So
I hope others loved the interview with Artest after Portland series victory when I believe “Sages” asked him whether Kobe was more difficult to guard than Brandon Roy.
He said Brandon Roy was the toughest to guard, the only person to drop 40 on him in 10 years.
ARTEST.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
That was awesome.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
"The NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation......Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."- Chris Cooley.
Heh
It made me smile. Such a beast.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
"I'll take The Rapists for 500..."
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 5, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions
and Anal bum cover
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
I'm a Lakers fan but able to divest my heart and brain
from my wallet.
Thought it was a value bet and took it, if it doesn’t hit, my favorite team wins.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Betting against your favorite team
always logical!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 4, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh god, I share two teams with Josey.
I need to re-evaluate my life. Please tell me he hates the Cowboys.
you are in trouble son
if he goes three for three, you might wanna start going to church more
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
go Rockets!
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Yeah.
Icky.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
they said day to day
lucky guy…that was a nasty crash
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on May 4, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Very scary
Kinda reminded me of Travis Roy, the Boston U. hockey player. Luckily, not as severe.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Dammit Artest is a stud!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Uh, so now that I've gotten over the ehuphoria of
1 game over .500, can I ask a totally random, out-of-the-blue question that’ll have most of you questioning my mental acuity?
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
No
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
"The NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation......Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."- Chris Cooley.
let me guess
Did the rangers play tonight?
by lost in space on May 4, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Brooks!!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
OT: That Greinke guy is pretty good
It would have been really cool to see him pitching in Arlington every five days. And no, this is not a knock on the FO for not getting him. I don’t think he was ever really available. Its just me daydreaming.
by NorCalRangersFan on May 4, 2009 11:55 PM CDT reply actions
Can you imagine him with Gallaraga in the rotation?
oh, wait….We fucked that up.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
because clearly they are equally as good
can you imagine if we had players X, Y and Z too! kevin brown, FTW
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Ahhhhh nice.
Papelbon struggling.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
Triple play
I’m putting in the call.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I just saw that
That was sweeeet.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 4, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, I'm traveling... where can I see highlights from the game and this supposed "decent" Elvis Andrus play online?
If anyone could supply a link I’d be happy.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
Can't venture down to the TV room... sleeping baby proximity problem.
Anywhere online?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 5, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
hmm, you could stay up all night and wait for it to make it to MLB.com
maybe ESPN.com if you can find tonights latest web gems
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
OT Dirk...
What do yo do?
Just wondering.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 4, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Property management type deal for a family business.
It’s kind of complicated, but extremely boring.
Though that’s essentially only part time.
I was waiting tables nights to make extra money and making almost more doing that, but then the restaurant where I was working closed… so now I’m poorer but my nights are free’er just in time for baseball season, so that’s a decent tradeoff.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 5, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
i would say the gameday for the game
but i forgot they make you pay for the video now dont they ><
the preceding post was a great success.
It sucked
Forget about it. You didn’t miss anything.
by Adam J. Morris on May 4, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
You aren't watching the Rockets, AJM?
Brooks again!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I have it on
I don’t like the Rockets, though
by Adam J. Morris on May 5, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
i like them
a helluva lot more then kobe
hope yao’s ok
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by studcrackers on May 5, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Didja grow up Mavs fan
and then move to Houston?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
hey adam
is it me or does the city of houston have a real inferiority complex w/dallas?
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by studcrackers on May 5, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
being from Fort Worth
and interacting with people from both cities, each seems to have an inferiority complex with the other. When will they understand that both cities suck.
Well....
They’re freaking awesome compared to the shitholes up here in New England.
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by Brandon Worley on May 5, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
so,
you’re saying that ft.w is better?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 5, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
well, it's not, but this is a silly topic.
…and I went to TCU.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 5, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Go Frogs!
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
seriously,
“Elvis Andrus has just performed a Miracle” -Eric Nadel
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
That's a free sig for anyone who needs one.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Yes, it's good,
but I like mine better.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Same here.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I would...
but already have mine.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That fucking rocks!
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
I must say that's close to my favorite
RW and paint chips? Man it doesn’t get much better
by lost in space on May 5, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Which reminds me
Tex is doing wonders for his HOF bid
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
he always does this early
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on May 5, 2009 7:57 AM CDT up reply actions
wowwwwwww
q
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Number 1 Web Gem baby
And Davis was just barely on the bag
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
actually i think Johjima was out after seeing that
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
although, Id never convince an M's fan of that haha
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I should go lay down
I have a long day tomorrow.
But I don’t want to. Instead, I want to sit here on the computer and read about this win while watching MLB highlights, in the hopes I’ll see Elvis’s play a few more times.
Ha ha...
Yep.
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by Brandon Worley on May 5, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Me too.
But, I am listening to the greatness of Eric Nadel, and basking in the afterglow…actually, I may take a bubble-bath later.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I'm wide awake myself.
Imagine how Andrus feels right now.
by lost in space on May 5, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
How gay is that?
Very, very gay. Will you have candles and new age music playing?
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Ha.
Hilarious.
Lol funny.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 5, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps. So, you coming over later like you promised yesterday?
This win has me too fired up.
OVER THE TOP, BITCHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Close.
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by Brandon Worley on May 5, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
it's the fat cheeks
couple with the fact that he never smiles
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by studcrackers on May 5, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Well that,
plus there’s the fact that he is, in fact, a douche.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 5, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Vinegar McDouche
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
x
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
That almost looks like Tex
Minus the puffy cheeks.
(Like I should talk…bleh)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 5, 2009 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Unbelievable the empty seats @ Yankee Stadium
Rain or not.
I got my tickets for the 6/4 game for $15.00/piece
It's one oclock though.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
"The NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation......Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."- Chris Cooley.
It must be such a pain in the ass for Yao to be physical
or to hustle with that many bodies around …
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 5, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions
All in the wrist?
no that’s too easy, but I thought the same thing. I’m sure adrenaline had something to do with it.
by lost in space on May 5, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Torque
used his core well.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 5, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Yessir.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Agreed, but
hope he didn’t torque something on the throw. That was wicked twist he took.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
OT: Teixeira
wonder how much those Yankees fans are loving his (usual) slow start.
"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland
yankees fans
chiding arod for being mr. april, probably mad that teixeira is a slow starter. them and the red sox nation totally do NOT deserve a good baseball team
I'm sure they're much more frustrated by C.C.
and of course A-Fraud
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 5, 2009 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions
say what you will
but arod is a top 5 alltime player, and may finish as the best hitter EVER…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
but he'll just be another sterioded out goon cheater from the 90's-00's
and the tipping pitches to the other team accusation is only comparable to pete rose in terms of magnitude of modern cheating within the game.
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Pete Rose didn't
cheat, he gambled.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on May 5, 2009 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
and that really matters how much quite honestly
if he took steroids — its not like he went from juan pierre to hank aaron/babe ruth
equally, aaron was known to take “greenies” back then…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 5, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to compliment......
…you LSB regulars for your decorum. I don’t post much but read a lot. I just ventured over to LL and read some of their posts. They appear to be a crude bunch of children over there.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton." - Jason Parks
i'm going to assume you didn't look at the 2nd gameday thread
the preceding post was a great success.
well, we did win,
in a bad loss, all the etiquette goes bye bye
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Yeah I was about to say
this place can get a little rowdy after a tough loss.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 5, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you, jackoff!
This place is easy street.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yeah, LL gets waay raunchier than any other SBN site I've seen
We’ve approached that type of thread before this year though. The GDT’s during the Detroit series where beatings.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Ugh.
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by Brandon Worley on May 5, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Jeff? He lives in San Diego
Graham is in England… are you talking about Matthew? Jeff is the head guy at that site…
Their all a bunch of asses
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 5, 2009 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Jeff used to be in Connecticut
But I think he moved back to San Diego
by Adam J. Morris on May 5, 2009 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Graham is English?
Well, that would explain a lot.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
they also have lots of george's and frank's
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
ab03 ran away
like a little bitch.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
bigger douche:
teixeira or papelbon
"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland
it's gotta be the Rat
since he stole the MVP from Kinsler last year
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 5, 2009 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions
pedroia
…still cant hit the inside fastball
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
the world cannot handle this debate
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on May 5, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Oohhhh
Tough one.
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by Brandon Worley on May 5, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
yup
teixeira is a subtle douche. papelbon is a loud douche. And nobody loves loud douches
"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland
Paps is a coon-ass
thoose guys and east texas guys are the biggest hell-raisers i know. he may be a douche, but i bet if you were looking for a buddy to drink 151, do blow and listen to jazz for 4 days straight, ill take Paps over Tex’s georgia bullshit.
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
yeh he'd be fun to party with...no doubt....Tex not so much <----boring
A Rod you put the Bitch in Tits.
where is paps from?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 5, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
The Film Actors' Guild
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 5, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Papelbon meltdown?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Did I hear in the pregame on the M's radio broadcast
That Milly broke a 5 game losing streak tonight?
No, but...
I’m not sure anything couldd rival what I read in their GDT2 following the Elvis play.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton." - Jason Parks
haha, i imagine so
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
OMG...the Rockets!!!
+9 and at +425 on the moneyline?!?!?!?
NIce start to the week.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
wut is a +425 on the moneyline
mean?
btw where do u go to place ur bets?
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by studcrackers on May 5, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Risk a $100 to win $425
No points
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Moneyline defined
If you put up $ 100 on the Rockets tonight to win straight up without any points given, you win $ 425.
I have people that work with me.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Gee, you slow much?
It’s his BS…tiring, I know.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I didn't know there was protocol in the post-game circle jerk.
People were talking about the Red Sox / Yanks and the Rockets game is on my own personal front burner.
Great win for the Rangers tonight and a sign they’re actually acknowledging momentum.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Ive read where men in here have exchanged recipes
so don’t give me that bs, awillis.
Isn’t that right, Rodney?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I didn't take any offense, it was just:
Ranger Comment
Ranger Comment
Ranger Comment
Josey — Rockets
Ranger Comment
Josey – Rockets
and so on and so forth
once again
you hurt my manliness. i will go cry in a corner now.
/sarcasm
gofuckyourself.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Okay, the ESPN highlights are up and no Elvis play made it.
So therefor it must not have been any good.
You guys are fucking liars and I hate you all.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
on espn2
it was the #1 webgem on baseball tonight
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by studcrackers on May 5, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
so...
the rangers were featured a lot on ESPN in the 80s?
"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland
yea, it was #1 webgem
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
im sure theyre just hoping to give him a test to see how he handles it
i think it is ultimately the equivalence of sending him down but they just cant do that with the contract they gave him
You know what...
I was at a game a couple of weeks ago where Brian Roberts laid out and made a great play to take a couple of runs off the board against the O’s. The crowd (myself included) was just stunned. I would have loved to have been in the stadium and listened to the deflation after that one Elvis made.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Yeah, it's kind of like
when Laverne & Shirley’s entire cast just happens to all move to LA. Jumping the shark.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
Okay, I found it.
It was nice.
Maybe I was expecting too much given all the buildup.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
You can click on it, or just wait for the Davis homer to play first.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 5, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
really? Obviously you are expecting way too much+
it was the bottom of the ninth in one of the best games we’ve played
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I'm still uber impressed with it
but upon further review, it wasn’t AS great as I had initially thought.
seriously??
I dont think you are giving anywhere near the credit it deserves if you say that. He caught the ball behind him, the fact he got the ball was the miracle of miracles
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
And the throw
falling back on one knee.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
It was a fantastic play
One of the best in Ranger history. It was just 100x better in real time. That’s all.
Still not as good as GMJ’s catch.
im not sure, they are different types of plays
but watching it live was one of the most epic moments in my time following the Rangers
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
You were spoiled forever, then
That was fucking allsome.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
I think we all are
being Andrus’ 20 something game though, I’m sure he will prevail at some point.
by lost in space on May 5, 2009 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
That's what I was expecting. A GMJ catch type play.
I’ve seen that play hundreds of times and yet every time I see it I can’t help but be wowed all over again.
This Elvis play was simply a really, really good play, imo.
But maybe you had to watch it live…
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 5, 2009 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
you really really did, i had something come out of the old pee hole
when it happened
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
your pee hole is old?
Or do you have an old one and a new one that pee can come out of?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 5, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay, so it was a great moment rather than a great play.
Gotcha.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 5, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
It had to do
with the point in the game. They needed that in a juge way.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Watching it again
Andrus didn’t have to move quite as far to his right as I first thought, but that’s still very impressive range and quickness, awesome play.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
I'd say that Elvis himself probably makes that play 3 times out of 10.
In other words, he will do that a few times a season, imo.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 5, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
This needs to go on the sidebar
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
The throw is ridiculous.
“I’m Eazy- E, the one they talkin’ about”
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Can you fire that gif up on my gravestone?
I’ll buy a 12" LCD…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on May 5, 2009 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would visit your grave daily
and maybe bring you something too…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 5, 2009 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Fantastic idea
I’m re-writing my will and last testament.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Can you make this smoother like you did with the popcorn gif last night?
If you have to make it smaller, I don’t think that would hurt it.
by oc on May 5, 2009 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Drizzle
Can you shoot me an email (JNewberg@vilolaw.com)? When I get Nadel’s call, I’d like to put your video in the email as well.
by Jamey Newberg on May 5, 2009 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I love when CD does the splits
Such a turn-on
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 5, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions
That pic sorta ends the 'foot off the bag debate'
No? So, the only question is if the runner beat the ball into the glove.
Can't tell from that angle
but the ump’s call is the only one that matters.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
yep, and if Johijima's heel isnt on the bag
thats an out for sure, cuz the ball is there… I mean, thats pretty much a tie, but its so close to call
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I wonder what Ozzie had to say about him
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 5, 2009 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Probably...
“He throws strikes. He was in deep counts all the time and walking people.”
Ozzie says
"He’s the best in the league right now," White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen.
"Best pitching performance I’ve seen in a long time by a major league pitcher," Guillen said. "He’s got great stuff."
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
Ozzie's like Barkley
Sometimes he tells it like it is.
Sometimes he tells it like he thinks it is.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on May 5, 2009 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is well said
Would love to make it my new sig, but am too lazy.
And btw, yours is great too.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Derek Fisher
looking a little long in the tooth.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 5, 2009 12:32 AM CDT reply actions
Anybody going to still give me shat when I say the
Royals may finish at .500 or above this year?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
are you a human being?
Im starting to think not
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Congrats on the money line win
That’s like hitting on 16, and drawing el cinco. Nice.
Now how about a little love for #1 on your scorecare. He has ‘IT’.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
I am impressed with this new and improve Josey Wales
by oc on May 5, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Nothing is new and improved at all about me, punk.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
You wouldn't believe how nice it is
To totally not know what you and OC are talking about.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Yeah, I gathered as much
All I see though is the truth: “not worth reading”.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
No, really
It’s ab03’s troll script. I don’t see Josey’s comments anymore.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 5, 2009 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Just trying to spread the good word about the troll script man.
Chillax.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 5, 2009 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions
This game tonight
made me really horny for baseball. Just sayin’……
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
it was like that, yes
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
it was like that, yes
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I hear you
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 5, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
You kidding?
I was naked and busy from the 3rd inning on…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on May 5, 2009 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
tmi
and I just barfed steak and baked potato in my mouth.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
you're on tonight
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
WTF?!
You know what’s awesome? My latest worry has been: "Even if we win the World Series, we’ll lose Bedard and Beltre to free agency."
Ha ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 5, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
hell, we could win the world series and lose Hamilton and Kinsler and Andrus and id be ok
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
We could also win 115 games and I wouldn't assume we were going to win the World Series.
Thanks, in part, to the Mariners.
I see what you did there...
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 5, 2009 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Rangers on mlb tonight
will check out how they treat elvis.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
yeah,
They didn’t make as big a deal of it as I thought they would though…Even Victor didn’t really give him any love.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 5, 2009 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions
No big deal per MLB Tonight
they just segued into the LAA/Oak game.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
brett? good...
BTW, Cahill is due to get unlucky soon, I say we light him up on Wensday(?)
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
exactly.
that’s what I’m talking about when I root for injuries…that or “turf toe”
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 5, 2009 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Shit, they didn't even make it a "Capital One Premier Play of the Night"
Fuck those guys.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
I can't believe I didn't record it
But I did record the highlight on MLB Network. That will have to tide me over.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 5, 2009 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions
wish I had Tivo...
would love to hear Josh’s call rather than the Seattle doucher.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 5, 2009 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Any way that can be linked?
Anyone? Anyone?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 5, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions
it was a pretty good call.
“From one knee he’s gonna throw….and he MADE THE PLAY OF THE YEAR HE GOT EM’!”
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
yeah, it was.
Heard it live, just wanna hear it again.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 5, 2009 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Josh is good at those in the moment calls
he’s right on with them
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Wait until you hear Eric's call.
I’m trying to get an audio file to send out to the list.
by Jamey Newberg on May 5, 2009 7:39 AM CDT up reply actions
As one of Josh's detractors from time to time
I must concur. He really knows how to get the fan excited during a big play.
Great touch.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 5, 2009 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Top 10 plays on SC bout to come on...
I think anyway. Any predictions? I saw number 2 behind the triple play
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
It can't beat the triple play
No matter how awesome it was
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 5, 2009 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Need more information, Stephanie!
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 5, 2009 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I nearly made a Kinsler graphic using that quote
But wasn’t sure anyone would get it….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 5, 2009 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions
there's still time
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 5, 2009 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I may work on that tomorrow night
Now that I know someone will get it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 5, 2009 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't deny it
That move makes me squeal
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 5, 2009 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions
It's OK BBIMBF
I squealed at Eazy-E tonight. Set off a car alarm 2 houses down.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
#6, really
FFFFFFFFFF
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
by The Best Micah on May 5, 2009 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions
geez
a friggin hat trick. Who cares.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
The hat tricks were awesome.
And it’s the playoffs. I thought it was better than the St. Louis play, but I’m not that upset over it.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
looks like that thing
In the “Wtf is that” picture.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 5, 2009 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He is forming the letter 'R' with his body; 'R' is for 'range'
by oc on May 5, 2009 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
ha.
could be.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Blech on Pedroia
I don’t care what he has to say on “E60”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.
oh, im short, oh im scrappy, oh my god
punch me in the face
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Pedroia only gets press because he plays in Boston
it makes me sick.
OT: they have to change the way the All-star game is voted on as well. There can easily be a system to pick players. And…definitely not the way the NFL does it.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
and i still cant hit the inside fastball
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
#6 on Top plays?
Ugh…
And there were 4 baseball plays ahead of it…
lol that one with the cardinals was the same play
but he got up. andrus’ was so much better
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
this is exacataree right
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
so how did you all watch the game?
I didn’t see it available on Time Warner…and I’m kinda pissed about it
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
It was on My27... 407 HD feed here in DFW...
The guide was wrong though…
I knew it
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 5, 2009 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I gotta pee.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
This season is . . .
Built for Fun
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on May 5, 2009 2:03 AM CDT reply actions
chris davis
would you guys be happy with this line from him?
.250/.350/.500
i dont think
chris has it in him to walk that much
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brain cramp
.250/.300/.500
would be happy with my previous braincramp
No, that is a bad line from your 1B.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on May 5, 2009 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, from another thread
case and point why Kinsler wont start the AS game for the AL
MLB.com has a story up with a pic…3 AL 2B and Kinsler isnt even one of them
omfg
ridiculous
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Who feels like ballot-stuffing the AS ballots?
Kins may need all the votes he can get…
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
that's the problem
Pedroia gets way more ballot stuffing from Boston morons than we could ever give for Kinsler, but we need to do what we can, and hope that the rest of the country can see that Kinsler deserves it.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
I haven't even started voting yet
I’ve still got like 4 or 5 extra emails from last year’s AS voting though, so I should probably get started.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 5, 2009 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions
so Jonny ..
do you vote all Ranger, best player at that position this year or best player period like Adam.
A Rod you put the Bitch in Tits.
I usually vote best player at each position
Though I’ll admit to not voting for guys who are big D-bags (ie, Tex, Youkilis) no matter how well they’re performing. I also try not to vote for any Red Sox, Yankee or Angel players if I can.
But voting all Ranger kind of defeats the point of the entire thing – especially last year, when we had Ben Broussard and Frank Catalanotto on the ballot at 1B and DH.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 5, 2009 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions
yeh that's true I'd never of voted for Ben effin Broussard either..
but I must admit I vote all Ranger for the ones that could conceivably be All Stars without embarassment. I’m biased I’ll admit it and damn you get up early.
A Rod you put the Bitch in Tits.
Actually, today I'm just now going to bed.
And I have to be right back up again by 11-noonish. I really need to get better sleeping habits…
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 5, 2009 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
im the same way
i lied down at around 1:30, apparently slept for 2 hours but still felt consciously awake and got up and wrote an exam paper which i turned in 45 minutes ago
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on May 5, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
They have a video with it
that lists kinsler first and as the favorite.
the preceding post was a great success.
Drizzle
Can you shoot me an email (JNewberg@vilolaw.com)? When I get Nadel’s call, I’d like to put your video in the email as well.
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