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Arias up, Shed down

So says EG.

Boo for Wash not pinch-running Shed while he was up.

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Great game yesterday, Lucas wrote that his homer was impressive.

Here’s hoping FOTF isn’t dealing with anything serious.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on May 9, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who plays 3B if

MY can’t go? Omar?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 9, 2009 4:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oma!!!

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on May 9, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, Omar.

Unless Omar’s youthful good looks and Arias’ aged visage confuse Washington into thinking Arias is the vet and Omar’s the youngin’.

by Keynes on May 9, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His youthful good looks

are only that way when he has his baseball hat on.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 9, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lineup

yeah omar, but also.. im betting on hank DH and Jones 1b today.. sparing Davis vs a tough lefty.

todays lineup might suck. thankfully hamilton and young should both be in on tuesday, woo.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on May 9, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jones at 1B!

Only in an emergemcy. Davis is 3 for 6 vs Buehrle in his short career. I would go with Davis at 1B and Jones the DH.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 9, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tough lefty

is Danks. Nevermind.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 9, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shed?

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on May 9, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

toolshed

the toolsy guy

golson

by ab03 on May 9, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

really

thats the nickname… wow… thats horrible… poor guy

by lamron on May 9, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

Cockney rhyming slang would be if we called him “Crown Jewels” (which is the Cockney rhyming slang for “tools”).

In fact, maybe we should call Golson “Crown Jewels” from now on. We could come up with Cockney rhyming slang nicknames for every Ranger.

by Adam J. Morris on May 9, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

According to Wiki:

Rhyming slang is a form of slang in which a word is replaced by a rhyming word, typically the second word of a two-word phrase (so stairs becomes “apples and pears”). The second word is then often dropped entirely (“I’m going up the apples”), meaning that the association of the original word to the rhyming phrase is not obvious to the uninitiated.

Crown it is.

by brettgardner on May 9, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MY has good one

MY = FOTF = Face = Chevy Chase.

That one fits.

by Keynes on May 9, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perfect description of MY's defense

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 9, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then, to go one step further

you call him Bob (Seger).

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on May 10, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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