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Smoak needs to hurry up and come off the DL
"You can have my urine, my hair, my blood, my stool -- anything you can test...I'll give you back every dime I've ever made...I'll put that up against the jobs of anyone who writes this stuff...Make them accountable. There should be more credibility than some 42-year-old blogger typing in his mother's basement."
16-13 Magic
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I can understand updating the score if it's like halftime or in the fourth
But 16-13? really?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Rangers-Dodgers game on Friday is currently 0-0!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
who gives a fuck
I’m not betting on Friday but I am tonight.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
When was the last time Face had a hit with RISP?
I honestly can’t remember.
Naw
he just saved Wash & Donuts’ job back in April when the thing was dying.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Fuck twitter.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aqua on Jun 11, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I do like Conan's Twitter Tracker segments though
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
+2
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Died of boredom, self inflicted
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Knox
Rubbed him out. Yeah… that’s what I meant.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Bleach accident
Oops, thats the other guy.
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
Millwood should have 8-9 wins
if our O weren’t so fucking piss poor.
Re: Kinsler and the ASG
He still deserves to be the starter based on overall numbers.
His .387 wOBA is 19 points higher than Pedroia’s, his 5.6 UZR is third behind only Polanco and Kendrick (who are last and third to last in wOBA among 2B’s) and his 2.7 WAR gives him a full half-win edge on Aaron Hill.
Even as terrible as his approach is right now, his awesome April still makes up for it.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
LSJ
He won’t get voted in. Avg, HR and RBIs are what voters use to determine who deserves to go to the ASG.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
He does lead 2B's in HR an RBI's, too BTW.
(although by just one apeice over Hill)
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
He won't beat Pedroia in the voting.
Then it comes down to the manager and the 1 rep requirement. Right now I don’t think he gets in.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
If you assume...
…that the only thing that matters in voting for ASG starters is what they’ve done from Opening Day thru the day you vote.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe the point is to reward the guys who are having all-star seasons
So yeah, pretty much.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
What is the point then?
Because that’s usually how the “all-star” moniker is used by those who use it as a qualifier.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
If the point is to reward the guys who are having all star seasons...
…they’d probably have it at the end of the season.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
If the point is to reward players with good careers...
they’d only have the game maybe every 5 years.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
The real point of the event is publicity and fanfare
But people tend to use it as a qualifier that player X is having a good season when they’re talking about him in the second half.
I don’t really put much stock into the entire thing myself, it’s just a fun excuse to go through the league leaderboards. But I do think that because it tends to be used as a qualifier of what kind of a season an player has had or is having, you should vote for the guys who are performing the best in that season.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Same here.
A greenish-orange hue outside.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Elvis would have got to that without diving :)
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Web gem...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
Face Haters
can suck it
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Can suck face?
Isn’t that what preteens do right outside the classroom door for the last few minutes of passing period?
You;re kinky, Morris
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I don't know Elizabeth, how exactly do you suck a f**k
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Definitely a good play
but the awkward half dive, bouncing the throw near the mound.. not exactly elvis like!
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Heh.
Give him a minus for bouncing the throw and another for having to leave his feet. Pitiful range.
Yeah,
and Elizabeth Hurley can’t cook worth a damn either -to hell with her.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Geez
You guys will complain about freaking everything.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Jones
Looks like a pretty happy guy. My wife says he looks like a teddy bear.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
come on 'Druw enough with the warning track power..
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
It's funny when there is an awkward pause
during Josh and Tom’s broadcast.
Josh “Right……..I mean yes”…………………………………….
Just got in....
What the F? 1 run? really? after zero 2 days ago.
I never thought that it would be our offense that makes this team go to shit….
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
well Face, Ian, Salty and Davis have taken a sabbatical oh and Byrd
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Seriously.
Our offense is beyond pathetic right now.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Other than Murphy.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
David Murphy trying to annihilate Romero
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Murphy has a couple of hits tonight
Boggs is stapled to the bench until further notice.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Sounds painful
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Boggs can play CF
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
damn Murph ...at least you're pulling your weight..
over .320 avg and .380 OBP since May 1
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Mini....buffalo raaaaaaanch.......chicken sandwich!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
does it have the real buffalo wing sauce on it? spicy? love that shit...
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Mini Sirloin Burger, hands down
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
the only good thing at Jack in the Box
are the tacos when you’re drunk off your ass.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
We've had that discussion
The Ultimate Cheeseburgers kick ass.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
The tacos give me bad heartburn now and I can't have them anymore
Ultimate Cheeseburger with no ketchup or mustard is da bomb.
Chicken sandwich.
Sounds like TAG might be eating one in the booth.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Wow, it's already the 7th?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Tiny E
buttery smooth in the field tonight.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
So we now have....
5 hits in 15 innings….
that makes me warm inside….
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
Keep away from my kids Knox.
I’m watching you.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Millwood needs to start...
rasing hell like Padilla with this pathetic runs support he gets.
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
still can't feel bad for any pitcher that was here last year
that wasted all those offensive performances. way worse.
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Tornado on the ground at FM 1431 and I-35 in Round Rock
by Joey Matschulat on Jun 11, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
Okay
I’m going to be gone again during the day tomorrow, but I’ve already loaded several posts to keep everyone entertained.
I wanna see Wilco
“California Stars” on the Friday video.
Love that song and can’t believe I missed it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I want to see cupcake dog
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Such a great admin
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Josh
I hate you more every game.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Adam
we have one run.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
This Thing could go 23 innings...
…and we wouldn’t score again.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
points for using
“This Thing”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I think he's saying if the Jays tie it they'll eventually win
Because we’re not going to score again.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Well..
They’d probably have to score twice.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
yep...
and here it is…..base hit and they score 2.
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
30-24 orlando
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Whew
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Rangers offense, last 8 games
.229/.287/.353.
Don’t like the sample size?
Rangers offense, last 21 games:
.244/.309/.427
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
True that...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
guess we are going to have to tone down the offensive love in the air tonight
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Sick.
Those numbers make me ill. Last year’s offense with this year’s pitching? Good God.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Those numbers...
Go back to the start of the NY/BOS roadie and the last DET series BTW.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
OK, I'm just getting here
and maybe this has already been discussed, but does anyone know why I’m hearing Toronto radio on mlb radio instead of KRLD?
alright, this is the inning. a run will score. the black hole explodes.
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Salty and Davis...
I want them to do well so badly that it hurts.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
The Black Hole explodes?
That’s what happens when you eat all those Jack in the Box tacos.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Must... hang... on...
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Insurance Run Flo!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Reaaaaally?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Davis would probably swing and miss.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Not deep enough.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
If I were Davis...
I would have let that ball hit me in the leg.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
That would be weak contact
Praising him for that is like praising him for coming home from school without a load of shit in his pants. We’ve been told this.
I repeat...we need an insurance run!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Don't act...
Like you wouldn’t hit it.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Scratch "I" for "You"
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
The way they've got her done up for those commercials is.
She herself is okay. Not great, but okay.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Is she?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That's the one I was thinking of.
Not really great, but not ugly or anything.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
that's doable
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
THAT
is not do-able.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Davis 2 stikes....
sadly we know whats coming…….
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
Oh ye of little faith
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHRIS!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
BOOM DAVIS!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Davis is improving.
Ever so slowly, but he’s improving.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Consonance is a bitch.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Constantinople?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I hate when that song gets stuck in my head
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
JIM ADLER, THE TEXAS HAMMER!
I’LL HAMMER YOU!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
The guy on the right reminded me of the "I'm the The Wiz" guy on
that episode of Seinfeld….“nobody beat him!!”
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Davis is better but in a Big Papi
what the fuck is this you can’t sustain it kinda way.
I’m a long waaaaay from being convinced.
And oh yeah, Teagarden’s obp in May was .440.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
You do realize Teagarden played a whopping 7 games in May, right?
That’s the definition of SSS.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
ok seriously...
are the blue mountain cans a joke?
I’m confused, why do we need that? Also, who drinks Coors Light outside of High School kids?
High school kids drink Keystone...
or Natty Light
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Why would you waste a keg on Natty?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I'd kinda rather have an empty keg.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
When I was at UT...
…every keg party I ever went to involved Natural Light.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank god the keggers at TCU were willing to pony up for Miller Lite
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Deep down
beer snobs are big gashes.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
We need a tack on run...
RIGHT HERE DAMMIT!
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
Does everybody know where their CJ pom poms are?
He will loom large tonight.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Good or bad CJ?
Hopefully it will be the good one.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I don't know
I’m betting Millwood starts the 9th, unless he blows up in the next inning.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
No, but I’ve got my C.J. Wilson Guitar Hero Bobblehead doll ready.
by Rohn Warshington on Jun 11, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
Cmon Tiny E
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Kinsler
Ten bucks says he flies out. I’d love to be wrong.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Sweet.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Pedroia would K on it though
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
nice ab by Kinsler
very calm and smooth stroke
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Kinsler needs...
to get his head ou!!
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
Sigh.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
what is wrong with kinsler? how could he look so good and now so bad?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Law of averages?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Kinsler
Boooooo!!!
Boooooo!!!
Boooooo!!!
by Rohn Warshington on Jun 11, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
If I were Millwood...
I’d be breaking shit in the clubhouse.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Kinsler...
needs some of that sweet Baltimore pitching again.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions
I like that mantra
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
If he gets another.
I’m putting in the call for another out.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Tomorrow then?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Hickory finally got started
so far MP 3IP 2H 0R 1BB 3K
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
MP = Perez, right?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Did this team
Put some “suck” in their gatorade or something….
FUCK!
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
Rangers are 4-21
when scoring 5 runs or less.
Just sayin.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
almost completely irrelevant to this game given they havn't allowed any runs.
up 1 through 7 is what you should quote.
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Kinsler last 20 games...
.185/290/383 line with 4 homers and 15 hits in 81 ABs.
Expand that to 25 games and it’s .188/328/427 with 6 homers and 18 hits in 96 ABs
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
New definition of suck.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
2 doubles in the last 20 games...
3 doubles in the last 25 games
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Its the BaD radio curse
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 11, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
The good news is
Kinslers BABIP has gone from over .500 early this year to .261. So he’s basically gone from being extremely lucky to sort of unlucky.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
pop ups are not hard to catch
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Kins
is en fuego compared to Salty.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Yeah, but...
…he kept This Thing from dying back in April.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
What the fuck, Tiny E?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
against a righty?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
the point was more
why CJ instead of O’day?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
and with him not warmed up?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
You know what I mean
Get his ass warmed up then
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 11, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
against a righty?
with O’Day warmed up?’
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
He has just been dominating lately vs everybody
I want his high leg kick all up in this business.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 11, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
rhymes with heaven
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I'm waiting for FSSouthwest's twitter to spell his name both those ways
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
DP Dino?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
we need you more than ever
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 11, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The worst time to be a Ranger fan
is watching that stupid sonofabitch in the dugout mull his bullpen.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
His lineups have been worse this year, IMO
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
he likes the musings
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 11, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Kevin is trying
to hold out for a rain delay
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
Millwood getting by tonight on guile
and because greenies are outlawed.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
drink a few red bulls same differance...especially those that had coke in them
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
That was such a half hearted pickoff attempt
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Hi, I'm Darren O'Day.
And I’m about to own you.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Right now
I’m glad I don;t have to listen to Dave Barnett describe what Im watching.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
similar hair
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
They both are hitting alike.
Thats for sure
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 11, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's the curly hair.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
He is about done..
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 11, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
Big K there!
Nice.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Home cooking always tastes gooooooood
Bad call by the ump.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Very true, in this case.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
good call
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Good looking suit on Nolan.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Great work Millwood!!!
too bad our smells like shit offense can’t get more than 1 run for you.
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
Max
1-2, 2B, BB
Hope he is coming around.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Good
Wash pulled his thumbs out of his ace and got his pitcher.
Was that the BGL I just saw coming in?
49-37 orlando
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
It was a quick view and he was running in like CJ
my bad
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Actually
my XM Radio shows the score of the NBA game so I’m technically not watching even though I am a lifelong Laker fan who still believes Jerry West is among the best ball players ever.
I love the Great Game that much.
And I took Orlando -1.5 for 75
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
NBA is gay...
it rhymes, it must be true.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Anyone here want to swallow a camera?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Is that a euphemism?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Obviously not watching commercials on FSSW
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Depends
How big is it, and is it covered in chocolate?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Tiny E
Like a big stick of butter in the field.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
STOP CALLING HIM LITTLE E
Worst nickname I’ve ever heard.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
That's OC's schtick.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Mission accomplished.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Why?
Throwback to the old Tiny E on SNL
I approve.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 11, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm thinking the people that hate it most have never seen the sketch.
Lot of Gen Y kids here, imho. That sketch was classic.
I'm a younger fan (If 24 qualifies in that)
but I’ve definitely seen the sketch. I miss old school SNL on E!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I was thinking that same thing
Its only the 8th inning buddy.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 11, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
3-2, NYY.
Red Sox rallying on Sabathia in a downpour in the bottom of the 8th.
Men on 1st/2nd, no outs.
O'Daaaaaaay O'Day O'Day O'Day
O’Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
O’Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Party on Garth!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Excellent!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
lets go rangers
i think it might be time to crank out the some of turtle pics
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Where do you get these things?
Hilarious.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I usually make them
find a picture, put some text on it… this one took me a while to do though. I’m not up to DSheppard’s standards though.
haha
nice!
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
The strikeout on a ball way out of the strikezone kind.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Michael Young, last 15 games
.267/.308/.400
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
I jinxed MP
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Rally?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
rally hump
that bitch ass toronto
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Atta boy
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
CJ warming up.
This could get crazy.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
sorry to say...
I feel a CJ blown save coming…
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Right now
go find the CJ pom poms
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Once again.
Our offense blows.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Between games.
Makes me wonder what kind of practice these guys get.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
one more platinum plaque?
Then fuck rap, you can have it back?
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 11, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
oh hell it's a ford lol
Ed should be proud of his boy Cruz. Ed was a believer in Nelson Cruz from the begining.
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Oh TAG...
you’re the master of the forced, awkward silence.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 11, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
i hate it when pitchers blow fastballs by our fastball hitters
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
love that pic...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 11, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Cmon NC-17
take this thing harcore
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
We clumped together a "bunch of hits" back in the second.
Two.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
You could rewrite that as...
It would be nice if ________ would stop sucking.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
AJ has sucked for a month solid.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
I'm not blaming it on Jones
But I am pointing out he’s about 2 more collars away from going from terrific early season success story to struggling short-timer.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 11, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I might have declared victory a bit early on that one
still a good signing but not really the success story that i thought it was
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
i think jones' success is dependent on AJM thinking he sucks
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I'm much happier
with AJM posting that AJ sucks. He might start hitting again. He insists CD is gonna hit all year long, and we’ve seen how well thats been working.
"He (Padilla) shouldve gone back to Venezuela and watched on his Direct TV waiting to find out who his new team would be!!. ." - crops.mlblogs.com
You knew
he would go into the tank the moment you posted you were coming around on him.
The curse of Morris.
"He (Padilla) shouldve gone back to Venezuela and watched on his Direct TV waiting to find out who his new team would be!!. ." - crops.mlblogs.com
he's been extremely bad since then
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
So
since the failed suicide squeeze we have one run in 20.2 IPs.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
My count has it at 19.2 innings...
6th inning of game 1 we had the 3 run outburst.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
3.1 + 9 + 7.2
Actually, I think it’s 20 IPs
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Padilla needs to rush the mound to defend Cruz!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Don't give him any ideas.
Just get Uggie Urbina out of Columbian prison.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Bases loaded for who?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Bummer.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Ok Murphy
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Need a good Murphy graphic.
Where you at now?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Hard to read the text on that one
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I was screwed on that... black, white, neither works for that same reason
“Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”
Wow.
That one doesn’t even make sense, but you answered the call and I respect that.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I've got one, but it's more a post-hit graphic in a situation like this.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Ha, F U ROD
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
This animation has really gotten to the point of extreme overuse
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
+1
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
SB for Nellie
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
I gave Nellie so much deserved shit early on
but Im totally on board right now.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I need a one run
buffer.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
The Medusa jinx :(
C’mon people, we can’t use her after GDT1!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
damn
i thought it was 3-2
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
god damn it
probably a strike but still
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Our offense is so bad, it's getting comical
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
that was a really really good pitch
maybe he should have tried to foul it off but still
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
What's done is done
Get in line and start shaking your tits for the blue glove lefty.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Let's Go CJ!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Don't count your chickens before the eggs hatch
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Good or Bad CJ today?
I feel bad CJ….
by death of the cool on Jun 11, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
I said
start shaking your tits, Texas Dawg.
No exceptions.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
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