Game 60 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 12, 2009 6:00 PM CDT
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Los Angeles Dodgers at Texas Rangers, Jun 12, 2009 7:05 PM CDT
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Go First Place Mother Effin' Texas Rangers!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
start
a nice win streak
by icouldusesomebaseball on Jun 12, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
REC
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thankie.
How’s trix?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
trix? trix are for kids!
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just had a bowl a few days ago...
they definitely are for adults too.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that what they call it these days?
not Mary Jane anymore? OK my bad.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!
Some people have schticks, some have their own niche.
This never gets old.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 12, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a niche man myself.
(come on, it’s on a tee)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh looks like more storms.
I’m getting tire of these.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so tired i can't even spell it.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Essentially, all of DFW expanded is in a tornado warning.
Dallas county with another flood watch.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm wondering
…how much rain we have to get before the Trinity levees fail. I can see it from the roof of my building and it looks like the Mississipi. Or at least the Missouri. Usually it just looks kind of like a creek.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trinity
it’s weird when it looks like an actual river, almost kind of freaky
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 12, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should photograph it.
I don’t know a good angle though. Hell if I’m going to park my car and walk out onto the Corinth St. Viaduct. There’s reunion tower, I guess.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean a tornado watch?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, crap...sorry.
Still half assed working here.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rhyner (dead)
called Elvis “Tiny E” today.
To those of you who don’t like the nickname, you’re probably going to need to suck it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 12, 2009 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard "The Magician" on the Fan the other day...
I like that one. Or just “The King”
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 12, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rangers could make a great commercial take off from the SNL bit
with Kinsler & Young in a convertible and Tiny E on the dashboard all on their way to the ballpark.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 12, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dumb
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's nothing funnier than baseball players
trying to do an SNL sketch from many years ago taht was far from one of their legendary sketches.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jun 12, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm partial to "The blue blur"
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 12, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Consider me on this bandwagon!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's ridiculous, you and whoever wants to suck it, can suck it...it won't stick.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh, Wash is a bad manager, eh?
Give us your perspective on the job Joe Torre has done and what makes him such a good manager.
Torre is a pretty even-keeled guy. He never gets too high or too low. Sometimes I don’t understand his bullpen usage patterns, but I can’t argue with the rotation he has settled on — Ronald Belisario and Ramon Troncoso setting up Jonathan Broxton. I don’t get too caught up in batting order, as long as the right eight guys are in the lineup.
From a Dodgers blogger.
Same shit, different uniform, huh?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like it doesn't it
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm finally on board with Wash
…but not firmly. My main issue with him was the Rangers mastery of April Clown Baseball prior to this year. I’m guessing camp went better or something because the start was pretty good this year, so as long as the players play hard for him he’s cool with me.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clouds are thick in Coppell, anybody in Arlington right now?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 6:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We know what kinda clouds you talkin' bout, bitch.
Ha!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call, at work right now, so those "clouds" aren't showing up yet.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cloudy over here
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm in the A
and it’s not raining yet, just really cloudy, kinda like last night was
"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green
"I want to be wearing the red, blue and white."-Matt Purke
by JustinH89 on Jun 12, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Charlie Steiner on the radio pregame, FWIW.
I always liked him on espn back in the day.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's the Dodgers radio broadcaster.
by Brendan Scolari on Jun 12, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, thanks.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No problem
I’m a Dodger fan but I don’t live in LA so I never hear him on the radio. However, he also did TV broadcasts away from the west coast before this year.
by Brendan Scolari on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there is another rainout i'm going to be pissed.
Just don’t start the game till this one huge storm passes and then play ball.
PPPPPPlease.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What time is it supposed to hit?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh-oh...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate rain
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OM WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 12, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its hardly moving
They have a couple of hours, at least
by tyd3311 on Jun 12, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a building storm
I looked at the radar an hour ago and just saw a couple of small cells. They may pick up speed.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao you don't have a couple of hours.
The storm is already moving into northern tarrant county, which is the same county Arlington is. You got about an hour at most.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet you if it's going to hit arlington it'll be there before 8:44
yes.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats not a couple of hours.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They just never get old do they?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what she said
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NWS says 7:30 for northern Tarrant
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we are both wrong but you are wronger
Unless the NWS is wrong:
We are expecting this
movement to become more southeasterly with time and head for the
northern metroplex 700-730 PM. 75
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldnt be surprised if that big cell skirts south of the stadium, looking at it
by tyd3311 on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just check the TWC radar, and watch it
by tyd3311 on Jun 12, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They use the same radar
…just present it differently. This comes from the raw data.
The weather channel doesn’t operate a bunch of their own radars across the world.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really just meant a radar in motion.
by tyd3311 on Jun 12, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a still from a radar in motion
The arrow indicates direction and speed based on the last 15 minutes of movement.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especiall if it gets tornadic, I'd expect it to dive
by tyd3311 on Jun 12, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is rotation
…as indicated in the cell labeled “T1”. I don’t know what you mean by dive.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard of severe storms taking a right turn
But dive? like go straight south?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
like I said I only have a passing interest in weather, but NWS doesn’t say anything like that. It was moving west at first, and they said it would become more northwesterly which it obviously has.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
It turns out that you were right. I’m going to start calling you “Delkus”.
But the storm is still developing so there will be rain at the park tonight.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn you Rodney!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 12, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that's it. I control the weather!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as warm as it got today
I wouldn’t be surprised if storms start developing along the dry line these leave behind. Very humid out there.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rain rain go away
"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green
"I want to be wearing the red, blue and white."-Matt Purke
by JustinH89 on Jun 12, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well..not here yet, but don't come anyway
"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green
"I want to be wearing the red, blue and white."-Matt Purke
by JustinH89 on Jun 12, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Keep us posted man, gametime is in about 20 minutes.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeh keep me posted in the meantime ...
I’m going to pack have a bowl of “trix”
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice, I like the new reference!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My radio is buzzing....fuck.
NWS Ft Worth just issued a tornado WARNING for the Weatherford area (I think, the audio was turrible).
I will update whatever KRLD says.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bah.
Tornado Warning(s) all or portions of the following counties,
In Texas: Palo Pinto, Parker, San Saba
Severe Thunderstorm Warning(s) all or portions of the following counties,
In Texas: Brown, Jack, McCulloch, Mills, Montague
In Oklahoma: Love
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my lord, is Texas the new Kansas?
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it had been quiet this spring but now it seems like all the storms are coming right now.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You check the NWS?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
El Nino is alive again
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The wife got a speeding ticket in Love county
A police plane caught her. lol
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 12, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always see those signs
….west of fort worth and in the desert in Southern California. I’ve never heard of anyone getting ticketed via airplane, though.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was pretty funny
He told her when she had to pay the ticket buy and it happened to be her birthday. She told him this and he said well then Happy Birthday! I started busting out laughing.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 12, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got two, in Kansas.
Fuckers…just look for the Cessna with a torpedo hanging off the belly, that’s them.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always thought it was just to scare people
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 12, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you fucking serious? Tickets by airplane?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sedgwick County, KS.
I say really bad words every time I pass the sign on I-35.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love County is right off I-35 in Oklahoma
Wife gets pissed every time we go through.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 12, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dead serious
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 12, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assume they just mail them like tickets at traffic lights?
I’m imagining a little g5 actually landing to pull someone over…nah
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got pulled over by a cop about two miles down the road.
And handed a ticket, as the fucking plane circled overhead.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that man ,seriously,..
What does the fuel cost to actually give those tickets? Really dumb and I’m sure you had to have been livid!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They probably radio to patrol cars to get them.
I’m not sure how it works but I’m guess they’re about to tell you.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope they pull you over a few miles down the road
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 12, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Elvis?
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on Jun 12, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That always brings my excitement level
down a notch.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jun 12, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding.
I love seeing Vizquel, don’t get me wrong. But Elvis is the man.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vizquel is UNO hit shy of Luis Aparicio.
Wash wanted him to break the record in front of a packed house.
Very nice gesture, I would say.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lets go Good Padzilla
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jun 12, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He'll scare the rain away, I'm convinced of this.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go PADZILLA!!!!
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This is awesome.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stole it from a LOL gameday thread
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
two strikes there
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
the third one looked outside
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 12, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1st 3 were outside on the tracker
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn tea hang on to the ball
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Padz hit 93 on that one
not bad for Vinny
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 12, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just get Hudson out
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jun 12, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Dodgers
This is going to be a tough series.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep, at least we're at home though
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps they are scared of thunder.
If so, Rangers win.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
small strikezone tonight?
or just that the umps think Padilla is a dick
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think everyone thinks Padilla is a dick
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
.....
BLUE JAYS STARTER ROY HALLADAY LEFT THE GAME IN THE TOP OF THE 4TH INNING WITH AN UNDISCLOSED INJURY.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not good buddy
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ouch that would really hurt them
if he missed time.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and this today as well
Peavy Out A Month, Trade Will Have To Wait
By Mike Axisa [June 12 at 5:56pm CST]
MLB.com’s Corey Brock tweets that Padres righthander Jake Peavy has his injured ankle in a cast, and will miss at least a month. The injury originally popped up when Peavy developed tendonitis in his ankle running the bases in late May.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
perfect example of why pitchers shouldnt hit!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 12, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tight strikezone
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Padilla always gets squeezed
That’s what you get for being a douche.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weather situation
Regarding the cell approaching DFW:
SPC mesoanalysis is reporting CAPE over 7000 in that area now! Wow. I’m not sure I can remember ever seeing a storm actually go up in that kind of instability. The TX storms appear to backbuilding somewhat against the mean flow, they haven’t budged much off the dryline since initiation. That can only help any tornado chances.
This could be a monster. Or not.
by Joey Matschulat on Jun 12, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The first sentence is gibberish to me.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All you need to know is
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 12, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got a headache reading that, thanks.
I’m no meterologist to say the least.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope this game gets rained out
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jun 12, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, now the one out picture.
Where is it?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mis-comment.
Comment fail.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And real men...
have beards. Is he sweating it? Sure, maybe physically. Metaphysically? He’s the coolest guy in the ballpark.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padilla
Too many pitches this inning. Needs to get a DP. Where is the DP dinosaur?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need the Fing dinosaur
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just off the right side of the plate...
is a strike. Just off the left side of the plate…no strike. Got it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Copy that ghostrider
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
I approve of your signature. And my approval is worth nothing.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 12, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I, yours.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I, yourses.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck dodger fans
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we in a delay?
Both ESPN and MLB are not updating right now for me
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
by Heebs on Jun 12, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nope
Padzz still pitching to Loney
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 12, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
27 pitches so far.
Doesn’t bode well for longevity.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are...
playing baseball right now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pissed. This game was supposed to be on network TV out here in SoCal.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so far you missed...
Padilla getting squeezed and lots of foul balls…
and a strange catch by byrd
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers scoring 54 in the 1st.
Allowing 19 in the 1st.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no shit
I think Benoit topped 30 that inning
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW
I just called Vincente Padilla Joaquin Benoit. Huge self fail.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Applying for a job at ESPN, huh?
;)
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Benoit wishes.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol I was like ..Jack is back??
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whose uncle molests whose collie now?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does nobody get my signature?
I was sure LSB of all places would understand….
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 12, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freudian slip
times 4
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am.
Wait, you meant for the Rangers.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
phew
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn that was lucky
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man...
my heart just punched my stomach in the ass.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was really good
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your organs turning against themselves
Isn’t that lupus?
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its never lupus
except for that one time where it was.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 12, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddam you Mackey!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay Byrdman!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh shit byrd
scared the piss out of me
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
heh you so funni
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TAG talking about that play reminds of an Eckstein play
Eckstein had no clue where a pop up went, the runner on 1st was going because Eckstein was clueless, and then he managed to grab the pop-up (or maybe the SS). The commentator couldn’t stop talking about how this makes Eckstein the best player in baseball because his shitty defense fools runners.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Overunder for Ranger runs in this game....
3
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Under
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely under.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting close
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tornado spotted eight miles west of Weatherford.
At Tin Top by 7:40 pm.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Works at my work, thanks
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes my junk shrivel.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: the stadium/cartoon art pic i had sent to the rangers clubhouse
So its been 2 weeks and I havn’t gotten it back or had any word (left name/number/email).
Too soon to be a little worried about where it is? Print cost me 45 dollars.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 12, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
email chuck
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's unfortunate.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
twitter cj
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 12, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler is slower than I thought.
Or maybe he isn’t trying.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kinsler not running?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eric says no
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey rodney,
can you link me up with the game?
by Aneel on Jun 12, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not I.
Maybe lsj has a link.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got nothing myself...
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am watching on this:
http://live.spvod.com/live/20096/spvod12502_1.htm
You need that specific player, you can download it from that site. Not a bad stream at all.
by Melmart1 on Jun 12, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
You can read chinese?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do I need
to read Chinese? There is plain English that says “download player here.” Just look for it amongst the Chinese. The stream is in English, the Dodgers announcers.
by Melmart1 on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you know what link to click, smartypants?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ancient Chinese Secret
/cue old 80’s tv commercial
by Melmart1 on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember those,
live.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I mean I imagined you'd still have to find it on the site...
Although I admit, I know it can be doable without a knowledge of chinese. I’ve found things for myself on todou.com before, for example.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhh, I understand now
I misunderstood the first time. Like I told Rodney. Ancient Chinese Secret. Or maybe I just got it from the P2P board I always get links from.
by Melmart1 on Jun 12, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha, either way, thanks.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler, you stupid fuck... RUN!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've noticed
…lately that he’s not running out grounders. Not sure if he’s a little banged up or lazy.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could be our version of BJ Upton.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sit kins next game
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ruben Sierra Jr. signs
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 12, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woooo like pa pa like son
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have seen this before...
Like in the past 7 games.
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Give me the under....
on 3 runs by the rangers
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing wrong with the offense ron?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shake up this line up just a bit, I would like Kinsler at 2 and MY at 3
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The way Murphy's been taking walks this year
I wouldn’t mind seeing him leadoff vs. righties. I wouldn’t lead Elvis off unless it was against a lefty.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his gut says there is nothing wrong..
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he keeps asking the magic 8 ball
and it keeps saying no.
by ncrangerfan on Jun 12, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
followed up by the Ouiji board for confirmation
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thinking of Wash and JD sitting around the Ouiji board is a funnier mental picture
by ncrangerfan on Jun 12, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was actually thinking of Wash and the 85 year old sidekick coach..
the old bugger nods out and pushes the thing on the board towards No.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kuroda...
looks unhappy about pitching in Texas weather.
However, facing the Rangers lineup will give him a nice breeze.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we maybe a good long rain delay....
will get Kuroda out of the game….
Then we can get shutdown by the Dodger bullpen instead.
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kinsler just annoys me.
Even when he makes a play.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone with Dish Network getting this game in HD?
‘Cause I ain’t.
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jun 12, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am in Midlothian.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I double that sorry
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No HD here.
I thought it was while ago. Could be dreaming though.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why not... Maybe this will help the weak bats in the 2nd
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If this gets any better, soon non-fans will be droppin in
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jun 12, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Rangers reusable bag"
Aren’t all bags reusable?
by cmkelly29 on Jun 12, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well the Yankees continue to play Teixeira...
so yeah, DBag’s are reusable.
Heh ;)
by cmkelly29 on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Papa's brand new bag...
is only brand new once.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cruz runs hard.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the cut of his jib.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Murphy
Stands right up there on the plate. I’ve always thought Face stands too far away to get to the outside corner.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3 Ks for the Nomo clone.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TRIPLE
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well damn
we needed that one to get out
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice byrd man
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So, uh...
…they’ve scored one run in how many innnings? It’s about to be at least 22 unless they can plate the Byrd.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrd
My wife thinks Byrd is kinda chubby. What say you?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's...
mostly water weight.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's built more like a Full Back
i wouldnt call him chubby, he’s likely mostly muscle
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 12, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep like that cowboy fullback
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish marlon byrd was physically capable of hitting a HR
Such a high chance of stranding this run.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he is so big, why so little power?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing our
young stud hitter is up next
by eric03tx on Jun 12, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
F you Davis
Strike out on that weak crap. They knew you would do it, too.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, ya see the catcher rise up and you know its over.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes cause you can hit a pitch over your head chris.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Same ol' same ol'
Catcher raises up, Chris is the sucker.
by tyd3311 on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
big surprise
go grab your glove Crush
by ncrangerfan on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was kind of painful.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If our team faced Nolan in his prime.....
We would stikeout 26 times with 1 weak groundout to the pitcher…
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scary to think about.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please keep giving him chances
because he is improving so much.
Sike.
by eric03tx on Jun 12, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love nowhere near a Taco Bueno...
but that Chicken Potato burrito sounds delicious.
by cmkelly29 on Jun 12, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't do it.
Your o-ring will thank you.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend just bought a cock ring called the o- ring...hmmm, interesting...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
With all due respect
I doubt many of us are interested in hearing about your new cock ring.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't for me
OH =)
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did she get it at
Cock Ring Warehouse?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-Kh1oJSGE
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha that's pretty funny.. a stained glass ring lol
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You misspelled "boyfriend"
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good to see Juan Piere
has graduated to the single ear flap helmet
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What is this effing music on 105.3?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Somehow the station changed to 105.0, I would advise not doing that
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tough break
Gold Glover Rafael Palmeiro would have had that though.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like when TAG...
talks about his GM days. I wish he would do it more than just be awkwardly silent.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or talk about that instead of twitter talk
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Lewin has kids?
I bet they are taller than he is, no matter their ages. I feel bad for those kids.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NAMBLA?
How many “kids” does he have?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do we count the one with the hooker?
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how is your half brother doing?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great...got off meth about a week ago....lives in a trailer with ma
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell him to lose all of his current friends yesterday
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always thought NAMBLA was fake
…until the Friday Video inspired me to do 19 seconds of research.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Knox
Say no more.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That stupid 1st base ricochet is costing Padilla at least a dozen pitches and maybe one inning of pitching
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jun 12, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet there are some birds nested in that damn beard.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Either my eyes are decieving me...
or I’m watching patient hitters. Oh how the other half lives.
Also, Padilla doesn’t seem to have a pitch to put these guys away tonight.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn that ball for hitting the 1st base bag
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 12, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why cant we get a break like that
rright now
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they score more than 2,..
This game is over.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 12, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this sucks, Padz is pitching well, things just arent going his way
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 12, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yep he's jonesing for a shot of really good tequila at this point
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2b?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 12, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kins is used to Andrus getting that...
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
throw him the 55 mph curve
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A Mighty Display of Fortitude
I give you Vincente Padilla, ladies and gentleman.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank god
well positioned Murph
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 12, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!!
If that falls in we would lose because God knows we aren’t scoring 3 runs right now.
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
reallt?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really*?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
last year it would have been
70 pitches and 5ER by now.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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