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I wish we could score.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Second.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Pure Padilla
Flirting with disaster. Man, his fastball moves left to right. It’s like a 90 mph screw-ball.
"Excellent male models tonight."
Why don’t you sit the next few out TAG.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
TEA!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Who thinks we'll score off of it?
I’ve seen way too many leadoff doubles lately for nothing.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Nice.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
what are the chances we score him....
slim to none.
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
Tex in pissing match with RedSox Owner
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/mark-teixeira-not-a-fan-of-twitter-john-henry-24404
Tex is a tool.. with douche face
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOO! A RUN!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
so thats what it takes.....
to score….the 5 hole
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions
Nice grass.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Ike is missing stuff he should hit
That’s his inside pull that he loves to take to left. He’s not all there.
Your uncle molests collies.
Kinsler sucks.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Good grass is always a must
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
How does he steal a base
but cant score from second
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
I thought he was on 1st on those 2 plays
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5922
Magic Number- 100
Ian Kinsler looks confused with himself
Different than Crush. I’m not as worried, but damn, it’s ugly to watch a guy so talented be so lost.
Your uncle molests collies.
Same with Face.
Just doesn’t have it right now.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Russell Martin
Dude, you just let a 42-year-old man steal on you…
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Not even close, either.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Davis must have rubbed his suck on Kinsler and Young
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
Sounds dirty.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Ribbon boards
I think they might be partially to blame.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
get the clutch!!
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Good thing he bobbled it
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
WOOOOOO MY!
What’s that, his second hit with a RISP this year?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
padilla is a jerk
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
They just showed the HR stat.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I'm selling positive thoughts for $3 a pop
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Blalock actually only strikes out 19% of the time
He usually doesn’t get deep enough into the count to K.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
2 runs feels like 8
for this team right now
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
Yep.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
This deserves a Mr Burns "Exxxxxxxcellent"
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
How did the goal happen?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Goal by Max Talbot
Malkin with the assist
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see any damn penguins
Rangers are up 2-0
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Go Penguins!!
only because they are playing the Red Wings
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think so...
only wish the Stars were in it.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
It's the announcers too, those guys are so frickin amped, it's a lot fun to watch
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly!
I still get goosebumps when I see replays of the Hull that won it for the Stars
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Davis would have swung at that.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
We seriously need to start a clubhouse support group
“Hi, my name is Hank Blalock and I’m a lifeless hacker.”
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
That group name is incorrect.
Needs to include Salty and Davis.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Actually, it should probably be Marlon Byrd's name on the header.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
This is the slowest moving storm....EVER
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, that rally didn't last long.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
hey beggars can't be choosers..just be happy to use the almost extinct word "rally"
in these parts anyways..
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Anyone else notice the guy who caught the foul ball one-handed
And his son both wearing green Nationals hats? What’s up with that?
by Brendan Scolari on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
I don't think so
They wouldn’t be green would they?
by Brendan Scolari on Jun 12, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Beats me.
I just didn’t think someone would be wearing a Nationals hat.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Could be St. Patrick's Day hats
I have a green Rangers one with a shamrock on the back.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
i thought about buying that hat
but its like 35 bucks
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
A bit weird
To wear it to a game the Nats aren’t playing in though.
by Brendan Scolari on Jun 12, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
damn, it really looks like its gonna rain very son for a long time
i hope Padz hurries up
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
someone needs to shut up the dodger fans
its always so embarrassing when the opposing teams fans are louder
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
when i can hear "lets go dodgers " loudly
that means they are doing a good job of not being quiet
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
You can definitely hear it
On the Rangers feed. Of course, I’m a Dodger fan so I think it’s cool. ;-)
by Brendan Scolari on Jun 12, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
i know
red sox and yankees i can understand. but dodgers? toronto?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
If I created a threat for that
…would you guys post in it?
Just to indulge me? I don’t know why but hockey talk is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
now i want to talk about my fantasy team
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I want to talk about...
my fantasy hockey team. (1st place, baby!)
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
only in certain situations does that actually bother me
…and I’m not the only one on that. Most of the time I’m joking.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
what happened to your fantasy advice threads??
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
x
Then if it’s that goddamn important start it’s own thread.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd hate me during World Cup.
I mean, it kind of makes me a soccer tourist anyway, but I can’t stop talking about it.
I won’t. It’s just too amazing.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
That's your choice I guess.
I don’t HATE anybody for talking about sports I don’t like. There just happens to be a good baseball game going on right now.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
id like to nominate no basketball talk for the agenda
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I second that motion
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
My parliamentary procedure is rusty
So I’ll just suggest that all other sports should be talked about somewhere other than the Game Day Thread. Fanposts are easy to make.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I have game 7 on the TV on mute...
and the Rangers game on MLB.tv. And I’m participating in an LSB GDT.
I’ve got it covered. I’m good.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
MY looked like a monkey humping a baseball on that play
by Rohn Warshington on Jun 12, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
He took a trip to Tijuana.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
He has sucked so far this year
For whatever reason.
by Brendan Scolari on Jun 12, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Why does Osgood still exist?
Isn’t he 112 years old and on his 7th tour with the Red Wings.
I hate the Red Wings.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
Him and Chelios both
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 12, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
chelios
hes gotta be pushing 50 right?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Yes...born in 1962!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly...I was shocked to see he was still in the league..
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
i dont know why but that god damned pig in the aflac commercial sure makes me laugh
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Lets try this one

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
That moose seemed to work last time.
Perhaps we should try an Elk or Caribou. I am fond of the Caribou, actually.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Davis likes cuddily kittens...
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
That Ian guy... didn't look like Ian.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Crush...
does not abide with your request. Crush is not on your time. Crush doesn’t not obey.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay Davis!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
damn, ok, well
that not terrible, but i a quick out might have been preferred
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
hurry up, hurry up
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
That big Ian Kinsler fan
looked kind of like the guy from Bowling For Soup
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Teabag, Why?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
come on lets wrap this up...
the lightning has arrived.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Josh is like an encouraging parent watching a recital with Chris Davis...
“You can do it honey! You did fall down this time, at least!”
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
why is there not going to be rain?
the weather.com radar has a big orange and red blob about to pass over the ballpark
watch the movment of the storm.
There will be some rain probably. just not the huge storm.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
i did the future path thing
and it shows red and orange passing over the stadium until midnight or so
really?
i just looked at the radar and it looked like a pretty big one was gonna wash all the way through it
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
yea, it is
right through it
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
here, hit future
http://www.weather.com/outlook/events/sports/map/interactive/USTX0327?from=36hr_topnav_sports
that looks like its plowing right through arlington very soon
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
That has to be the old path
If you would look at the dang radar you would see the intense part of the storm is already south of arlington. It would have to turn back around and move north to hit arlington.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
or regroup
behind it, which happens
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
ummm usually where theres tons of lightning...
that means a storm is nearby most likely.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
OT

Where can I buy one of these? It would be a great pratical joke…
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
If...
you never want to have sex again, sure.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It would be funny becasue I do the Laundry anyways
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
The malaysians
…subtle propaganda. Trying to weaken our great culture.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
IS this from Zoolander?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Storm looks small in size...
Any of the weather experts out there figure this game finishes after a delay?
Where is that fucking Dinosaur?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 12, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
This is the best I can do.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
x

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
....

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
hurry!!!
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
So would TAG and Josh
understand my sig…… since nobody here seems to…. Caddyshack haters
Your uncle molests collies.
please hurry
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Is there anyway we finish the 5th before the rain starts?
Pads has to hurry the F up
Your uncle molests collies.
we just have to finish this half
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
?
I thought it was a full 5. No?
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 12, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
nope, I'm wrong
just checked the rules. Tip of the hat to you, wag of the finger to me.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 12, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Teagarden...
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
damn it teagarden
what a terrible ass throw
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Oh Teagarden
You do not want to be the starter, do you?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
i dont care if he's on 2nd, just not third
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
ugh
that was not good
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
All I care about is which one can hit at this point
Both seem to be fairly close defensively.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
DAVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
now that was good defense
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Wow.
Nice job Davis.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
he's not going anywhere
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
DAVIS!!!!!
What a beast
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
YEAH!!!!!
make up for those strikeouts!!!!
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
wow
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Man...
it looks like the end of times is above the ballpark.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
what's strange is on the Dallasnews radar...
the storm is already to the south and west of the ballpark…unless there’s a new storm forming right over Arlington, it doesn’t look like there’s any chance that storm hits the ballpark
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
he will ...
he’s going opp field now, thats a very good sign.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
he will
It may be next year unfortunately.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
hurry hurry hurry
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
hey as long as we keep the lead..it's all GOOD :)
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
wish it was larger....but it sure is moving slow.
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what she said
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Ballgame!?
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO PADZ
Bring on the rain.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
ok call it
lets not put people’s lives in danger (now)
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Good job by Padilla tonight
Don’t know how he managed to make it 5 innings without giving up a run, but I’ll take it.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Defense and luck.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
i don't know how he managed to pitch 109 without giving up a run
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Rain, Rain, come our way
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
yip
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
If you guys didn't already hear this...
ARLINGTON — The Rangers signed six Draft picks from this week’s First-Year Player Draft, including outfielder Ruben Sierra Jr.
Sierra Jr., the team’s sixth-round pick, signed two days after being picked during Wednesday’s portion of the Draft. He is the son of Ruben Sierra, who signed with the Rangers in 1982 as a free agent out of Puerto Rico and played parts of 10 seasons in Texas.
Sierra Jr., who played for San Juan Educational School, is a 6-foot-2, 172-pound center fielder who may eventually shift to a corner-outfield spot, where his father played. Sierra Jr. possesses a powerful arm, much like his father. His fastball has been clocked in the low 90s.
The Rangers also signed catcher Vincent DiFazio (12), right-handed pitcher Sam Brown (22), shortstop Danny Lima (23), shortstop Shon Landry (30) and third baseman Taylor Vail (40).
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
It's official...
I’m old….
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
i'd like 99 tacos for 2cents
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
im so glad those guys told me they AREN'T ambulance chasers
i was worried for a minute
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
They're there to get YOU the money YOU need!
And, is it me, or do those guys look like campy Batman bad guys?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 12, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
ok
now we have to take it sloooooooww
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
The Dr. of Defense...
just made that story up to feel like he was fitting in.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions
who comes in for padilla?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
i don't knw
that’s why i asked. when was he last time we were winning but our starter was done after 5?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Looking at the map...
it all looks south
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions
its starting to look that way
but it might come in and regroup behind that
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Kinsler actually hit a line drive!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
If the pitcher would have touched that...
he would have lost a hand
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
Time for some Allstate Insurance Runs
So we can be in good hands.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 12, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
The predictions of rain by Josh and the interviewing of the grounds guy
reminds me of when there is a “threat” of ice on the DFW roadways…there is no other news the day before and the day of the 1/100th inch of ice or snow.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
Nice GIDP Face
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Face Fail
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He is down to an .872 OPS for the season.
It’s interesting to me that so many folks are worried about Kinsler’s slump, but the fact that Young is .284/.321/.392 over his last 25 games has sort of gone under the radar…
how does that compare to Kinsler over the last 25?
I can handle a slump like that. The power is the only thing really struggling.
Oh, Kinsler's been pretty terrible:
.186/.307/.423
but it’s not that much worse than Young… (better OPS, but worse OBP, which ain’t what you want to see from your lead-off guy, eh?)
i seriously have no idea who's going to come out
my guess is padilla. jennings maybe?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
That wouuld be correct.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
that was a strike
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
that probably helps him out while pitching
of course he always looks loaded
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Five innings.
That’s how far we got without mentioning freaking twitter.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I'd...
back slash and forward slash her.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
yea
and definitely when she was younger
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
heh, just saying
she’s probably in her mid 30’s
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Any thought of her in that way died for me
when she called Elvis honey in that mom voice.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
really?
man, i didnt see that one
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
yep
She even mentioned it the next day and said how old she sounded
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
This...
lady is attractive to me. But she needs to stop talking about Twitter.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
and i think it could be perfectly useful in that fashion.
but the way its used now…meh
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
that is what it was created for
I saw an interview a long time ago about it.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah i know
then it turned into facebook/myspace
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
That was a lost half inning...
of nonsense from the booth.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
Are they talking about
Emily’s boobs…..curved lines and such?
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
Nice inning for Jennings
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
It's...
legitimately scaring me and I’m about 2,000 miles away.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
its yellow
outside my house. Weird!!!!
by broncosorbust on Jun 12, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
sky is aflame
God’s displeasure over hockey talk in game day threads
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
does anyone in this here room know the protocol
on how to evade detection if one were to light up a “cigarette” in a non smoking hotel room?
towels at the base of the door and blow smoke into a bag or towel?
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Turn the shower on
and smoke int the bathroom. Make sure the waters hot.
by broncosorbust on Jun 12, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
No, but if I could find it I used to have George Carlins instructions on how to smoke a joint on an airliner bookmarked.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
have you tried the bathroom fan?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Depends how there rooms are set up
bathroom have an exhaust fan?
If so, towel under door, leave exhaust fan on after you are done
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
thanks ...thats a good one too..maybe it's not a cigarette I'm talking about.. :)
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
You going OC on us?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Maybe I already have
Maye I’m just always high and you guys never know the difference.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
hell yeh I got my Dallas Cowboy helmet pipe right here
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
That's going all out for the team
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I see what you did there
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I don't know what the right answer is
but this one is the wrong answer
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
yea, its pretty hilarious
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
no, likely not
its blowing in from right
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
HANK THE BANK
With the Sonic Slam HR
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
OH yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I need a cigarette after that.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 12, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 12, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
This one’s hilarious
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
what channel is it on?
what period?
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
good hitting murph
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Murphy is unstoppable now
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
In south Arlington....things are UGLY!
I may have to bring my TV into the bathroom…..if I still have power
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
man, it just missed the park
looks like all will be well, and hopefully we run away with this
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Well, at least Byrd actually got a hit with the first pitch.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
when i was a kid I lived in pampa....
they always show pampa on those Tornado shows…..that town gets its ass kicked!
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
LAD
Best team in beisbol. If the rangers score one more here are you guys comfortable with a 4-0 lead?
Yes
Kind of
No
I say kind of.
I don't think so.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
x
I read earlier today that Frankie is not 100% yet and is not available.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
Well, most of our struggles lately have been limited to the offense
Most of them.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
I think Benson should close.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
btw correction
crosby is on the pengs bench right now, but has not returned to the ice yet
if people cared this much
I bet they’d be watching it or tivo’ing it so they could watch it later.
by Black Francis on Jun 12, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
they call her mrs. clutch
around the bingo parts
by rangersfan32 on Jun 12, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Mine still dips too!
And srinks Red BUlls, she can do the toast before games
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 12, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, Davis just hit 90 K's for the season.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
that was ugly
damn,
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I think I should close.
I’m 5’11, 140 lbs, southpaw, and I throw 75 mph
She say she are the manager.
Okay I had no internet at work
today so I was bored. I spent most of the afternoon putting together a list of our draft picks with some quotes and comments about who is likely to sign. It’s six pages in wpd. Is there interest in making it a fanshot? It’s a nice guide for me but I figured others would appreciate it as well.
Yes, No, Maybe?
At least davis plays great defense...
keep telling myself that……
f’n rally killer
by death of the cool on Jun 12, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions





































