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Ok, now AJ is legitimately sucking
not this 0 for 5 after a 2 hr week AJM sucking.
the preceding post was a great success.
A bear eating a sunflower.
What’s luckier than that? 
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
My bad.
Just came up on google.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Jones will turn it back around
he’s not striking out a whole lot
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I haven't seen Kemp slam Jones at all...
haven’t even seen a slap, must less a slam.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
oh 'Druw
I’m kinda wanting you to go deep against your old team.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Good lord.
You gotta warn people about that.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Looksl ike he's taking it up the butt
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
You know
I wonder if a player has ever left a former team that he joined, after sucking, and said at his new place, “Yeah, the fans were great, my teammates were great, I just was terrible.”
Jones
2 for his last 25, and .203/.288/.348 since May first.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Ive come to the realization...
that at least 3 regulars on this team will always be balls deep into a shitty slump at all times.
Balt doesn't do it
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Is it wrong to legitimately think about that one?
by oc on Jun 13, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
He's been lucky and he is also a bad defender.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup, he's been terrible in CF this year.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Who needs to watch when you have Fangraphs?
-7.9 UZR, -24.7 UZR/150.
That’s fifth to last among all qualified AL players.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
good AB Murph
I like
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
that went pretty far for an opposite field hit on that ugly swing
the preceding post was a great success.
That's what I was thinking
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
eh, it was a good swing at a really tough pitch
Murphy is a good hitter, I think we forgot that at the begining of this year
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I was wondering why some of the lighting on the player's faces looked 'off'
by oc on Jun 13, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
they are using it to signal ranger hitters
just isnt working well so far
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Yup CF board
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Davis knocked them out in BP trying to imitate Roy Hobbs.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe thats why it isnt working
someone messed up the location
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
They are having rolling blackouts in Texas today
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why, is everything bad Bud Selig's idea?
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
blackout policy
i guess the owners are to blame
by kevinkinsler on Jun 13, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought he wanted to build the MLB foothold in Texas?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Why do they have to call Oncor
to come reset the transformer? Shouldn’t they have someone already at the sradium?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
They need to do
more women promos
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
with boobs
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
The camera guys always find the ladies.
Especially at Mavericks games.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Goofy germans.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
not hard to find the fake Dallas women at Maverick games
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
isnt that the joy of being a camera guy?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
What else would you do if you had a camera...
that could zoom in close on anyone in the crowd?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
cue Medusa pic
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
saw the kiss cam
on two hot chicks once
by kevinkinsler on Jun 13, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
SS or it didn't happen.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Feldman=Gallaraga of last year?
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
I like to think of him as our own right-handed Joe Saunders.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
That would be better.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Whose balls?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't normally watch the ump and his balls.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
re-adjusting the cup Orange..
you know how that goes.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Geez
In one commercial break, ads for Blue Hippo and then some “work from home” scam.
Come on, FSSW, show some self-respect.
This isn't on FSSW...
tonight’s game is on KDFI
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Ah
Well, I guess that might be better.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
You're
Assuming they have a choice.
Kind of a chickenshit operation.
by brettgardner on Jun 13, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry...but if your computer is running slow trying to play a game from 1998...
it’s not some spyware that’s the problem, you need to upgrade from your old Tandy.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Apple II GS
IN THE HOUSE!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
thats the biggest scam
that takes advantage of the computer illiterate
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Does that also include the optional cupholder you can have?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That commercial
I like to make fun of it as “FinallyFucked.com.”
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
You know something's wrong...
…when you get a blue screen on a Mac.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Advertising revenues are down everywhere, man.
Got to take it where you can get it.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
yep, and i love watching it
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
The rangers just want to finish the game by 9:20
They will go into attack mode in the 8th/9th
the preceding post was a great success.
Not a good idea against this team.
Attack mode vs. Broxton = 3 Ks on 9 pitches.
WTF Davis.
He strikes out on some of the best-taken and worst swung-at pitches I’ve ever seen.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I hate our goddamn offense so much.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Bunch of low OBP hackers, interspersed with a couple slumping stars, an old has-been and two guys who are actually hitting worth a shit.
I have no idea how we’re 5th in baseball in wOBA.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Oh, I'm relaxed.
Offensive half-innings provide plenty of opportunity to catch up on your sleep.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Boo Mr. Camera man, you fooled me...
you zoomed in on the gap making me think it was in the gap, then the LFer drifts into the shot and catches it.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Dodgers' announcers talking about a guy on the Dodgers' AAA team in the late 1990s
Last name of Stuckenschneider… if they’d just called him up for one day, he’d hold the longest last name record, not Salty.
Maybe Wolf, too.
He has more pitches thrown.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck Reliant energy
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Heh
That’s the bank of lights right above where we usually sit, too.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
This is stupid
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
If the problem is up at the bank of lights, 2 hour delay, no BS
If it’s elsewhere, then maybe
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably fifty guys in the stands at that game right now that could fix that light.
If not way more than that.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Just getting up there will take forever
If the problem is at the actual bank of lights.
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
umm there is a ladder built onto the light support
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I wonder if the electric company gave them a window as to when they'll show up..
That would be humorous
While we wait...
JW said something about Feldmania, and I pictured this…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
ha ha
That’s pretty classic!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
this is terrible
really is
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
where's the Electrician when you need him?!?
in Kansas City of all places…
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
i bet a squirrel was chewing a wire where he shouldnt have been
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
You know who could fix this?
Jamey Wright.
by cmkelly29 on Jun 13, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Story?
I no get it.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Wright's LSB nickname used to be "the electrician"
Because of how Mark Connor used to rave about his stuff as “electric” in the spring of ’07.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Ha, I was waiting for that namedrop.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Li....ght de........lay
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Lets go padres
Some scrub is about to give up 2 runs in the first to the angels on the mlb network
the preceding post was a great success.
WTF is going on
I get home and the game is delayed. For what? Has it even started? What’s the score? They know there’s more storms coming right?
Bank of lights out on the first base side
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
They won't start the game because of ONE bank of lights?
I feel sorry for the crowd…head, humidity is fucking awful out there.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel sorry for the pitchers
Who were both in a pretty good groove…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
We decided last night we weren’t going to the rest of this series. I was this close to asking you if you wanted those tickets (parking pass included), but I guess that would be a no. :)
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Thanks
Nah I’ve been in the heat all day and I’ve had enough of it. I do appreciate the thoughts though, for sure.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
As Tom pointed out, it's kind of an important bank of lights
If it was in the outfield, they’d probably just keep on playing. But with it between home and first, that could really screw up things on the field.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Well I had the sound off until 3rd rock came on
I knew they’d be going to knox.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
frickin lights went out
its annoying cuz Feldman is pitching lights out…
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Not any more
Who will come in in relief?
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Joe Mauer
TAG getting a little choked up about his swing.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I guess I'll watch the Dark Knight on HBO till this passes...
Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.
Why's it gotta be a racial thing.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Which cable company is offering free HBO this weekend?
It’s clearly not mine
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm bored...
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Nice.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Can you make one about TAG and his post-game plans.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know how that one would work....
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
That's for you, Rodney :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you, thank you very much!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
And now the electric company 8-5 window joke makes it to the Ranger booth
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I feel like the Louis CK
to the announcers Dane Cook.
by cmkelly29 on Jun 13, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And it was Steve Psycho Lyons who brought it to them
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Who do you think? Washington.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Nats to fire Acta
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
You rang?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
While we're delayed...
Check out the pics from my trip to RBiA on Thursday.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
oh god
wow
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
KRLD says another 30 minutes, at least.
And EG is on there now too.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
So I was wondering what a prospect was; and i asked myself....
What is a prospect?
Is a prospect long and lean like every girl’s dream?
I would rather Josh read off his entire Twitter page
Than have Jim Knox fill time during the light delay
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
who knows really
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Interviewing the usual riff-raff and asking them about homemade signs they had...
…some chick was trying to explain her way too complicated sign and he just pushed it aside and went to the next moron.
I laughed my ass off when he did that
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
there we go cameraman
find ’em
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
How about this...
Someone tell me what my LSB shoutout sign should say for when I sit behind home plate in KC at the end of July…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
"Jim Knox Should Not Be Allowed Near Children"
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
LoneStarBall:
Because nobody obsesses over the Rangers.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
This
or just “no one obsesses over the Rangers”.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I was thinking about that too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely a possibility ...
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
These aren't the Matt Kata Rangers.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
This!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking this
And since Kata is in the Astros system, I wouldn’t feel bad…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Or...
…a giant poster of Closer Carlin. Or the DP Dino.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
I'm rather fond of the Cruz missle too
Although, watch me take that and he goes 0fer the whole weekend.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
So I should just blow up his photo really big?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
With his finger up his nose...yes!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
And write beneath it:
Adam J. Morris thinks you suck, David Murphy.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Serious business.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
these arent the matt kata rangers
a “Tag dont tweet” sign would be amusing as well
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
That might get some attention
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, do the TAG dont tweet with the Ramones video pic
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Will Feldman come back to pitch if the delay is an hour?
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
damn this just flat out sucks
he was pitching so well
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Third Rock from the Sun?
Is that the best you’ve got, 27? Was Tyler Perry not available?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Third Rock...
that will do just fine until the game resumes…love that show
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I take back what I said.
I forgot how funny this show was back in the day.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Not the Rangers
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Considering we're incapable of scoring runs
Probably the Dodgers.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Top Gun on Bravo, this shall suffice
He’s going vertical Mav!
No way Jester, you’re mine!!
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
The Fugitive is on A&E
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
NCIS marathon on USA
Mark Harmon is the coolest mofo alive
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I do like me some Mark Harmon, but Dinozzo makes that show
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
I went to HS with Mark Harmons cousin
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
did you fuck'm?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
He's my favorite too
I liked him on Dark Angel too
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I still don't understand why Maverick thought it wise to chase Jester below the hard deck
There was no way he was going to get a pat on the back for that.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Stupid Padres.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
By the way...
…this charity baseball game has been kind of fun. Modano, Morrow, Joey Fatone, Drew Pearson and Marty Turco all have RBIs.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
And Ben Grieve just drove in a run, too.
Plus, Jason Witten gunned a guy out at home from left field.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Frisco.
Dr Pepper Ballpark. It’s Modano’s charity thing.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
every year i plan to go
and every year i forget about it until its too late
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
How are you following? Is it on the ticket or something? Some obscure tv station?
the preceding post was a great success.
He is there.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Covering it.
Obviously, since it’s a charity event, I’m paying super-close attention to everything.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
60 minutes???
WTF!?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Good hell.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Big Daddy is trying to save $$$
by using the bulbs longer than he should.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
That one's easy
The bulbs burn out, bats build a nest in them, and when the baby bats are born they crawl up and eat at the transformer.
That, or something else.
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a joke, shithead.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Ok...sorry.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Turns out they do have a ballast
When the bulbs get to the end of their lives, they cycle on and off and can potentially explode.
Didn't someone yell BS at me earlier when I said the whole thing would take 2 hours?
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Meanwhile...
At the Legion of Doom. 
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
...behind the facade of this innocence looking bookstore...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
so any time table
only how long this can take?
anyone needs a movie to watch dark knights premiering on hbo
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Heh, TR thinks Michael Young is a defensive upgrade at third base.
Oh, TR, TR…
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Actually, the only individual guy who was as bad as MY at third last year in UZR was Ramon Vazquez.
Both -7.7 runs there.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
He is looking like a defensive upgrade over last year's third baseman
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Well
2009
Young: -7.7 UZR
2008
Vazquez -7.7
Davis -6.5
Duran -5.7
Metcalf -3.9
Blalock -2.7
I don’t know what the 2008 total was, maybe MY is an overall upgrade, but he’s not an actual upgrade over any indivudual guy we threw out there last year.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
UZR is a counting stat
quoting those numbers are kind of useless without saying how many fielding chances each player had
adding on to this post
You can see that Young has been getting better at 3B as the season has gone on and has gone from being a -30 UZR/150 guy to a -20. As sad as this is, its still much better than the guys we had there last season and definitely better as a whole.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He has been above average (just barely) for the past 2 weeks now
+0.1 each week – slow but steady progress
Where do you find UZR data by week?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
fangraphs updates them every week
so if you remember what his UZR was the week before, you can calculate how much it changed after a new update
Hmn interesting. Thought they updated it daily. Thx.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
So, UZR/150 then?
Yeah, MY would be an upgrade in that category. -21.5 for MY vs. -18.3 (Vazquez), -34.9 (Davis), -31.8 (Duran) -46 (Metcalf) and -12.5 (Hank).
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Yeah, that'll work
Another thing is that URZ is counted “relative” to the average 3B. So if the average 3B plays better defense than the average 3B last year, you could improve your defense, and still have a lower UZR.
The short fucker.
Oh wait…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
My thoughts exactly.
I hate that Bob Costas. But I also hate that Josh Lewin.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Lewin would just keep talking til Costas gave up
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Josh
Josh would start off with some random facts about a player’s call up to the big leagues in 1937, then recite a list of featured menu items from Sonic. With Costas dazed, he would then quote from a Violent Femmes song (he did that the other day) and finally, Josh’s posse would come in and finish it off.
Josh posse: Jim Knox (who is pretty jacked, by the way) and Ric Renner’s hair.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
midgets throughout the world ..that's great press
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Costas vs Lewin
I think that’s a future episode of Deadliest Warrior…
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
What is with
All these “jewish” remarks around here lately?
by brettgardner on Jun 13, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
If anything, I'd say that was positive.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
x
Racism doesn’t require a negative belief, though that’s obviously more common.
by brettgardner on Jun 13, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
a 'Graffitti' i did on Facebook
Apparently you can play back your entire animation sequence
by oc on Jun 13, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
email me your facebook...
I could give it a try. I know exactly what you’re talking about. I drew Al Pacino in Cruising on an ex’s Facebook.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Jezuz!
You are outed now…what next, they find out about our illicit affair???
I am crestfallen.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I was planning on...
selling the sex tape.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd have to pay people to take it.
And tie them down with their eyelids taped open to get them to watch it.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Coolio,
I like to show off my junk…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Is anyone familiar with Mr.Zygote.com?
Apparently my piece of ‘art’ made it on their website
by oc on Jun 13, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
A sentence I never thought I'd write.
Joe Trahan’s sacrifice fly brings home DeMarcus Ware to tie the game 8-8 in the eighth.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Time to pull up a stream of UFC 99 until this thing gets going again
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I'm on a sopcast one...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Kelly McGinnis.
I feel bad for her. And everyone else.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I'm impressed
you’ve held on this long to Top Gun…
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
It's on Bravo right now.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
He's just horny 'cause his wife is preggers.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
For Kelly McGinnis?
Absolutely the opposite.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Meg Ryan
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't lie.
You like Val Kilmer.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
haha...only in Tombstone...
he was great in that movie
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I despise Val Kilmer in Top Gun
But he shoulda won an Oscar for Doc Holliday in Tombstone. My second favorite all-time performance, behind Robert Duvall as Augustus McCrae.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Weird that you say that...
Lonesome Dove is on AMC right now….couldn’t agree more about Robert Duvall.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got LD recording right now (even though I own the DVD and have seen it mutiple times)
As great as McMurtry wrote that character, Duvall did an equally great job bringing him to life.
Tommy Lee does an outstanding job as Woodrow Call, and was the perfect casting choice, but I could never call that one of my favorite characters because Call is such a sorry SOB in his treatment of Maggie and Newt.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
I'm your huckleberry...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone stepped on your grave
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
I want this game to be 0-0 after the full 9 innings
then be ppd’d due to rain
its on KDFI 27
but its light delayed currently
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
KDFI, it's in "Lights delay"
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Currently postponed.
Showing Third Rock from the Sun.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 13, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Breaker blew on a bank of lights is what Lewin had said...
hopefully nothing more serious
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Welcome to my nightmare.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Rodriguez sucks.
And he knows jack shit about baseball.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I see some real genius in your flying Maverick
But I just don’t want anyone to know that I’m falling for you.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Maverick, you're flying too low, PULL UP, PULL UP!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Goose is about to eat it.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
TOO CLOSE FOR MISSILES I'M SWITCHING TO GUNS!!!!
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
real genius?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
The lights he stole from over 1st base at Rangers Stadium
Now we know what really happened
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
its the laser, bro...
duh…
PS: what the guy in the closets name? when i was a kid, i always wanted a closet like that
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Rev-a-la-tion!
See, you learn something new on LSB every day.
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
i just want that tshirt, id definately sport that
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
If Brian Wilson played for either teams
we could have him summon Jesus and continue the game
lots of Ho Ho's and LSD though
so u got that goin for ya
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
You must be talking about east Arlington.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a nice, open-minded view you have there.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Do you know my fucking status?
/miles
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
That's far east Arlington.
Most of the area just west of 360 is more like Vietnam.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
like West Memphis, AR?
i think they sweep dirt floors in those parts
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Homer: "I'm planning a trip to Saint Louis."
AAA rep: “East Saint Louis?”
Homer: "Is there any other?
Wow.
So your racism isn’t just limited to Jews.
by brettgardner on Jun 13, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
It just seems that
You’re one of those guys who’s consumed with race.
by brettgardner on Jun 13, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, bg is consumed with sluts.
Or, rather, calling other guy’s girls that.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Oh, okay.
Grow up any since then?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
No.
But I’m not sure you’re the one to be lecturing anybody about growing up, to be honest.
by brettgardner on Jun 13, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh my, the moral police?
I have fun here, but I’m not an ass.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
No, you're not.
But I wouldn’t ask your advice on matters of maturity, either.
by brettgardner on Jun 13, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
smoke a fuckin bowl, dude
or to quote:
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
any of you homo's touch me....
… ill kill ya
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
You know, until your meltdown that particular night,
I really did like you (not that you give a shit), but that kinda ruined it for me.
My job is very serious, here is for fun.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Well
Your parenthetical really does capture my feelings on the matter.
I’m glad that you’re having fun.
by brettgardner on Jun 13, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Neato.
Hey, can you give me a little help with my resume?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
every1 knows gardner is a jewish name, he's still bitter as hell about texdawg
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
It's pretty funny how much my calling
Josh Lewin a “scrappy Jew” (I mean… seriously… lol…) set him off.
Fwiw, I’ve hung out with Josh Lewin before a couple Rangers road games and at spring training a few times and I’m a huge fan.
Heh.
“I have tons of black/gay/jewish friends!”
by brettgardner on Jun 13, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i had a friend who was black gay canadian and jewish
that was my ultimate minority. its like a four-fer
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Huh. I didn't realize Gardner was a Jedi name.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
did you get different reactions?
from the “slut” control?
Judaism is a religion
But Semitics are an ethno-cultural group, and that’s generally what people are referring to, rather than the actual religious practice.
by brettgardner on Jun 13, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
he's at piece with the world
his cook is french, his mechanic is german, his maid is black, his money guy is jewish, his gardner is mexican.
he isnt racist. heh
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Why did i know that b4 you posted?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
It's pretty shitty east of Collins and south of Division
by oc on Jun 13, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
On 303, west of Collins, far west,
is a great asian market. Cheap shrimp and great fresh fish. You can pick out the hunk you want cut out. Pretty cool.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
No surprise that's the area where most Arlington minorities are concentrated
by oc on Jun 13, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
They have anything from 1-7 foot long fish on ice.
I would love to find something like that in North Dal. And plus, Asian chicks are hot.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
lights
If it is just throwing the circuit breaker on a transformer shouldn’t the maintenance personel be able to do that?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
More bad weather moving in from the northwest...
still a while before it gets here though.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
that would be unfortunate to get the game going again and the rain sweep in and delay it again
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Welp
I’m gonna go take a quick swim. Hopefully I’ll be back by the time the game restarts.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Mayday mayday Mav's in a flat spin, headed out to see!
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
err, sea*
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
I went to see Top Gun when I was in high school and
while we were in line, a girl in front of us says to her friend, “It’s so sad when Goose dies”…I sat there through half of the movie waiting for that to happen
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, I might have had to restrain myself from yelling at her or something
That’s seriously one of the bigger movie spoilers of all time.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Well at least my hattrick youth team is about to play a game...
with no light delay.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
comeon
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Jerk the chicken
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
You misspelled "dudes"
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
pogo
"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux
Where's Firebat when you need him?
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Fuck you and die in a fire.
Close enough?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
tweet about tweeting
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
didn't realize
how much cortisone they pumped into Koufax’s arm.
Man, I love winning! You know? It's like better than losing!
yeah no kiddin
take a big shot and go throw a no hitter
Man, I love winning! You know? It's like better than losing!
awe, the good ol days
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
I'm surprised he has use of that arm now...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
no Main pitching for Bakersfield tonight... well, just a matter of time b4 he hit the DL or got demoted
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I have a feeling this thread will be getting closed soon
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Tijuana.
Be prepared for Jesus to be a normal guy and Christ to be a donkey, though.
I’m going to hell.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
unfortunately no
but Slumdog? You are scaring me
This looks terrible for us.
Even when we’re playing well, we can’t get it right.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
More 3rd rock from the sun!!!
yay
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Better than Cops
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Peter Griffin's job at the Electric Company
Something for Rain Delay Theater
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
so...
any thoughts on if feldy will stay in or will it be a new pitcher (moscoso?)
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I don't know how Feldman could go back in after this long of a delay
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Being that the delay is now over an hour...
I don’t expect Feldman or Wolf to return
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Will it be
Mathis or Moscoso?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Welcome to 1+ hour ago
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Explain that to me please.
I didn’t get it the first time.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Not what they said above, but...
Wright does rhyme with Light
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Been explained in the thread...
but it’s basically a play off Mark Connor calling Wright’s stuff repeatedly as “electric” back in spring training 2007. Hence “The Electrician” as a nickname
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I must have missed it the first time.
Mea culpa.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
If I had known the delay would be this long...
I’d have popped in another episode of The Wire. I’m currently through the 4th episode in Season 3
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
how'd u feel about
season 2? it’s most peoples least favorite of the series, personally i was a real big fan of it (though 3 and 4 are probably the best)
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by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought season 2 was pretty good...
once you get past the first episode or two. But then again, every season you end the previous on a high then the first episode or two are really slow.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
season 5 was my least favorite
do most just dislike it b/c it goes away from the streets?
id put 3/4 at the tops and 1/2 next to each other and season 5 a few notches below them.
though i need to go back and rewatch season 5 (the box set is at my apt. only season ive yet to rewatch)
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by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Goodness...
I could watch that show forever and ever.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I like third rock but hopefully this will be the last episode during the delay.
I’m ready for baseball.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Jesus, we're still nowhere close to re-starting?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Oncor says
They assure us that they’re working on the problem, but they have a few higher priority issues to resolve first.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
What issues could possibly be a higher priority than the first place mother-effing Texas Rangers?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Joking
That’s the standard message you get from Oncor/TXU when reporting a power delay…
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Good
Cause I would have been mad. Surprisingly, the power has never gone out for more than a few seconds in my 9 years in California. I don’t live close to a hospital, so I have no idea why I didn’t get hit by any of the summer rolling blackouts.
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Just do what I did
Add an olive to your drink.
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Further Light Delay Theater...
Real Men of Genius – Hopeless Notre Dame Fan
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
OT: I saw Once for the first time today...
What an incredible movie! I’m now putting the DVD into my computer so I can download Falling Slowly.
Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.
funny movie line:
unless your a democrat with no sense of humor
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
that's funny....
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
It's funny
You could replace “democrat” with any other word and it would still be funny though.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Other bad thing for us
no way scooter can come back out for us now and Jennings is obviously unavailable so we have to use a long reliever now…ugh
also, Holland will probably give us 6 max tomorrow, so ugh again
If anyone's interested
I found George Carlin’s instructions on how to smoke a joint on a plane…
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Dude
You can’t do that anymore. Did you miss what happened to Harold and Kumar?
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I am, I'll read it, but I think I'd rather just eat a pot brownie..on a plane
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Looks like they fixed the lights...
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Dodgers feed isn't back on yet on Fox Sports Net Prime Ticket
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, they've still gotta get guys loosened up and ready to go.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
So...where are we on the Top Gun saga?
Has Maverick decided to get back into the program just in time to save us from the Russians?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
About to make things right.
But both sides will deny that it ever happened.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 13, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
He just took off with Merlin as his RIO, about to save Iceman's butt
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
MAVERICK SUPERSONIC, HE'LL BE THERE IN 30 SECONDS
Catapults are broke, ten minutes to repair.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
someone in my neighborhood is setting off bottle rockets
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Happens every night in my neighborhood
Well, about 15 miles away at Disney. Hear them every night of the year
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I live nowhere near an amusement park
Therefore, the activity I mentioned is illegal
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
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