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Crusty butt!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 13, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He cut off that shit too quick...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

man i'm ready for some baseball

too bad feldman probably won’t be back out for the 6th

"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green
"I want to be wearing the red, blue and white."-Matt Purke

by JustinH89 on Jun 13, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

well...

you can listen to the blaze game :)

that should give you a baseball fix

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

sweet...late night action

"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green
"I want to be wearing the red, blue and white."-Matt Purke

by JustinH89 on Jun 13, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit Maverick

Maverick disengaged.

WAIT, HE’S NOW RE-ENGAGING!!!

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

He needs to hurry...

the game’s about to start up again.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mav maneuvering for a shot, but can't get a tone

Ice is hit, Ice is hit!

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Mathis has to pitch...

…seems like we would have been better off with the lights staying off and getting the postponement.

by Texas_Dawg on Jun 13, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

well,

at least Wolf will be out too

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on Jun 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

It better be Moscoso.

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh stf

leave doug alone

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucking leave doug mathis alone

lol

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

7-1 LAA :(

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

richard durett said

everyday eddie

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

So does my TV

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guardado warming in the bullpen

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap

Approaching 110 miles, Mav’s only got one missile left

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

splash 4

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on Jun 13, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOO HOO

Mustang this is Voodoo 3, remaining MiGs are bugging out!

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, the dogfight was 110 miles from the aircraft carrier

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maverick requesting flyby

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we have some baseball now?

I swear I’ve seen more commercials tonight than ever.

by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 13, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I can haz baseball plz?

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to post that Guardado pic from earlier in the year

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

the delay

should have been good for concession sales

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 13, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Beer sales especially...

I know when I was there on Wednesday people were going through the beer while waiting out the rain.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely...good news is that they have 3rd Rock marathons on TV Land

at least once a month…

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

The new Moby CD is great, btw.

Old skool free-form Moby…I likes. Almost like Everything Is Wrong, his best work ever.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 13, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

oh well CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP for him, he was sharp!

He’ll be well rested for his next start…

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad

Brian Loncar is using his own negligence to sell us on his trustworthiness.

by brettgardner on Jun 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Loncar

I read an article in the Observer a few years back about him- he’s been arrested around a half-dozen times for DUI…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well then the fact he still has his license then...

would make it seem he’s a good attorney!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

The big question is...

will we still get to see All the Right Things after the game?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah...

That’s it. Never seen it though, any good?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

If it is on network TV, the only really good part won’t be there.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

What do we think?

What do we know?

What can we prove?

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

FB-CB-CH guy according to Fangraphs

FB averages 89.

He’s been pretty decent this year, 4.24 ERA with an FIP of 3 even. Striking out just 6 guys per 9 and walking almost 4 though.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can be my wing man anytime

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I know, I made it back over in time

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

sigh...

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Guardado comes in...

gives up an immediate hit.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

Do we not practice that enough?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

The catcher throw into CF is happening too much lately

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

First guy we face is going to score.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

QUIT LETTING BALLS GO INTO CF!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

That is ridiculous

STOP THE BALL!! HES GOING TO BE SAFE ANYWAY!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

YAY

Baseball is back on and boy are they playing great.

by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Crap

Another bad throw/tag

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn you Ian and Elvis

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Salty

Learn to fucking throw to second!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

1-0 Dodgers

Game over.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking shit

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Freaking Dodgers' fans.

STFU.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

This game is over.

They’ve scored one and are nailing Guardado.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

why put eddie in?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, Grilli and Jennings went last night

Doug Mathis sucks and Ron isn’t one to use a rookie like Moscoso unless he has a massive lead.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

and it's

a pretty left handed lineup tonight

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

*pretty heavy

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eddie Guardado goes back to sucking again.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

sigh

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL Eddie

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

We don't have anyone else out there that can throw 85 mph?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

i waited 2 hours for this?

I mean, I guess it would just be a guy who you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or, um, a banana that grabs things. I don’t know. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean, those are the kind of questions I don’t want to answer.

by buckets on Jun 13, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

sigh.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Jun 13, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Eddie...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Well I guess if they can limit them to one run

It’s possible they may score two themselves, though they may have blew their wad yesterday.

by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

i just cranked up some music

buckcherry- crazy bitch

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

This.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta be the head of maintenance, right?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i blame chuck

j/k

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously...

If they had noticed that light panel being out before the game, perhaps there would have been no need for a delay.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

This isn’t checking up on the light bulbs in your living room

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand that

But surely they could have noticed earlier and had a crew on the way to the ballpark to fix it before it became an issue.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I cannot blame the Rangers

Over 81 home games it would cost way too much to do that. In all the years I’ve been watching baseball I’ve seen three delays due to lights malfunction. That’s out of thousands of games.

It would cost too much. The odds of a malfunction are low. It’s a business.

by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup...

Don’t they usually turn on the lights before a game starts, or at least around when a game starts at 7. Shouldn’t this be something on the checklist to look for?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oncor screws me twice this week...

I’m without power for 3-4 hours Wednesday night, now they mess up a Rangers game that was going well.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

ELVIS!

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

oh yeah elvis error

sure we need elvis and his fuck ups

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

least we got elvis

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Phew

That was really close

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

andrus

makes it look so simple

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jun 13, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

oh Elvis

you are so beautiful

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 13, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Ho hum, Andrus makes another great play

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Clay Council would probably shut us out on 90 pitches right now.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ten bucks says Ian flys out to left.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

OWNED.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jun 13, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

you win.....jerk

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 13, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bat Boy losing his job

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Bat boy for the Dodgers didn't get some of their stuff off the field before Ranger half of inning

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to have that job.

We would have been crucified for that.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no joke

TAG just straight up called him out

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

You sure you didn't see me about six years ago?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe seven...

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Rangers arn't the only ones that

get screwed on call at the plate. Padres just got screwed as well and it wasn’t close.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 13, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

DFA his ass.

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

elvis + error =

fucking fuckup.. however he’s young

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

the throw that got passed him

HH hates elvis.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh lol

hes randomly commenting on a 5 day old error or whatever
even worse.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was at the game

i saw that fuck up

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was the blue jays game

i’m still bitching about that fuck up

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uhh, I think he's done MORE than enough to make up for that

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the fuck are you talking about?

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you trying to say he's not ready for the show?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

blah

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Texas Rangers: Built for Warning Track Power

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm convinced they or an intern keeps tabs on this thread

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you calling Josh Lewin a great mind?

Since he’s the one usually saying something that someone posts on this thread

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes...swinging for the fences

That’s a great strategy

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Or maybe it is

Andruw Jones tells me to STFU

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

This offense sucks

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU DODGERS

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ!!!!

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

JONES SAY EFF YOU NED COLLETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

haha AJ!!!!!

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

ANDRRRUUUUWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

finally

suck on that

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

suck it, Dodger fans!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
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"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Andruw

Says, “fuck you, Frank McCourt!”

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

F U DODGERS!

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by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

ANDRUW PULLS A HANK BLALOCK!

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by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

HR FORMER DODGER

SUCK IT LOS ANGELES. SLIDE INTO THE OCEAN WHERE YOU BELONG.

by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Los Angeles

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

That might be

my most favorite song ever.

by Hull Fan on Jun 13, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of mine too

And I’m going to see them in San Antonio on July 24th…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

After Lateralus, I kinda started turning out

by oc on Jun 13, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tool

Gonna be my first time to see them- the tickets weren’t cheap, but I’m going to visit a couple friends, and one of them suggested we go to the concert while I was down there.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK FACE AND KINSLER, that's how this should work.

HE’S THE BIG DOG, YOU’RE THE TABLE SETTERS. GET THE F ON BASE!

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Bah, right when I show up, Dodgers score.

In & Out, then.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

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Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by inactive lsb user on Jun 13, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I just got home from work

and I wasn’t expecting the game to keep going, so game feed anyone?

by jdh90 on Jun 13, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

That had to have felt goooood for him

to hit that against the Dodgers…

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

end of the bat

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, that AJ homer was nice

But somebody needs to send a memo to Kinz, MY and Nellie that this ain’t batting practice.

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by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

3 best hitters on the team currently slumping

me no likey

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

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-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha my request from earlier comes through

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Andruw would have hit one out earlier today;

however, he couldn’t see the pitches well enough because there were some lighting issues.

by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking lights.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn lights

chuck.. get on it now

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by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet Nolan is pissed.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get the burgers ready

Its Grilli time!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

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-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

+ 1

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey gdawg

i grilled some burgers tonight.. and i got some leftovers :) want one? I fix a damn good burger

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

cold burgers?

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

How am I supposed to respond to this?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

just accept the CyBurger and say thank you!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta wonder

…why another team didn’t take Grilli or O’Day or both.

Both of them definitely worth a flier, and I’m not just saying that in hind sight. If they were on waivers today I’d like to see the Rangers take them.

by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

How is that a negative?

That’s basically just saying he’s throwing better here than he was in Colorado

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

These built for fun commercial annoy me

With the shots of the little kids at the game like they’re there to have a good time at the playground.

Those kids always annoyed me, even when I was 7 years old myself. I was keeping score, pondering bullpen moves, screaming at the umps, and eating as many peanuts as humanly possible, and they act like they’re on a leisurely Sunday outing.

IT’S FREAKING BASEBALL PEOPLE, IT’S NOT SOMETHING TO TAKE LIGHTLY.

/end rant

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Easy there Champ.

Why don’t you sit this one out.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

I was disturbed as a child. I used to score baseball games for fun. Meaning I would pick two teams, decide on lineups, and then score that bad boy from start to finish.

In hindsight, that was a really odd thing to do.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I won't say that I was aware of the concepts of leverage and all that

But I definitely was prone to criticizing the manager for use of relievers I didn’t like.

Especially Matt Whiteside, that guy was my Rangers nemesis as a kid.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I looked him up on B-R not long ago

And he wasn’t as bad as I thought. If you had asked me back in the day I would have thought he was one of the worst relievers in club history. I guess I just remember some particularly egregious outings.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

I remember one year having complete confidence when he came in, though. Can’t remember exactly when he was here. Was he setting up Jeff Russell? Or had they moved on to Henke?

by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa, he pitched for us from 1992 all the way to 1997

I forgot he was here that long: http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/w/whitema02.shtml

Russell’s last year as our closer first time was Whiteside’s first year. He pitched ahead of Henke and then Russell’s return in 1995 and then set up Wetteland in 1997, with various levels of suckage mixed throughout the years.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

When I was 7 years old

I jumped into a mud puddle, and I liked it

by Telegraph on Jun 13, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

more booze?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, please

"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux

by Panorama on Jun 13, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

gettin squeezed

lots of strikes called balls

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 13, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Yup...

on that walk a couple of those looked really close to being strikes

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by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

sigh

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

throw strikes

please

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 13, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

damn BRB

I missed the friday afternoon video

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Take your time.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tribute to his mom.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's an article on it.

Give me a sec and I’ll find it for you.

by jdh90 on Jun 13, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh gosh...

I bet we harken back to the last thread again

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by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

It has something to do with his mom I think

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

His mom's last name starts with J

his dad was gone or something. He wears the J to honor her for raising him.

by Hull Fan on Jun 13, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have a seat, Russel.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

I got to hurry up and re-install Photoshop to get a Grilli pic going.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

google it

I’m confident you’ll find a solution

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watch out for bad downloads.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Try the GIMP

http://www.gimp.org/

I’ve got it on my Comp, although I don’t really know how to use it.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've heard it's good

But photoshop will always be better. Depends on what one wants to do with it, I guess.

by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO.

Abreu with his second dropped fly ball of the night.

by Texas_Dawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Grilli had been good until this year and its not like o'day was actually bad with the angels

I vote diamonds in the rough. Although its not like O’Day is actually a 1.0 ERA pitcher.

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by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

…hm. Not really sure at this point.

by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

the dodgers are retarded

for always batting matt kemp so low in the order

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

the dodgers are retarded

for always batting matt kemp so low in the order

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

...................................

uh oh

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by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck that Grilli pic

DFA this fucker

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Effffff

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

well...

crap

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

thats your rangers.

Crowd gets into it and you take them out of it.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

would you have

preferred apathy and the wave?

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by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well my fantasy team is excited.

But I’m fucking pissed.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck your fantasy team

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, right.

Fuck them.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one cares about your fantasy league team

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

When its a ranger or someone beating another AL West team its fringe as it is

But Matt Kemp hitting a game changing HR against the rangers…. no

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by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright!

Forget I brought it up! Fuck me!

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is this your first account?

just curious.

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by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Why?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that seems a little rude.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're a useless super hero

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless you're near the ocean or a lake of some kind.

Then you’re mine, bitch.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gdawg is an innocent. Kind of.

Aquaman wouldn’t threaten an innocent.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dang it

Thought that was a flyout…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

that sucked

what’s kemp doing batting 9?

by Hull Fan on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Joe Torre hates young players

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hitting 2-run bombs, apparently

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

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by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking Lights Delay...

Scooter wouldn’t have allowed 3 runs by this point.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Scooter wouldn't have allowed three HITS by this point

Okay, actually, I think that was his final line.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Justin Thompson alert

From Jamey:

“Justin Thompson was named pitching coach at Short-Season A Spokane, filling the position vacated when Jeff Andrews was elevated from Spokane to Frisco, where Joe Slusarski had been dismissed last month as the RoughRiders’ pitching coach.”

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

HE LIVES!

Does this mean he’s going to be pitching in Arlington soon?

What about Jeff Zimmerman and Rusty Greer?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why is Jason Grilli on this team?

He’s horrible.

I hate him.

I hoipe he fucking dies.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.

by thedirkatron on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

huh?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.

by thedirkatron on Jun 13, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chances he lasts the week?

Before next Sunday?

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jun 13, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's actually been pretty good tRA+ wise the previous three years

Last year in particular.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree...

this boys gonna serve up more meatballs than the Olive Garden on a Saturday night!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm watching Dodger feed and they called it.

Steve Lyons was saying that if Grilli was dumb enough to try to come back with the same pitch he got Martin out on that Kempt would hit it a long way.

Grilli did, and Kemp delivered.

So apparently not only does Grilli suck, he also sucks at reading scouting reports cause according to the Dodgers guys that’s exactly where his power is.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.

by thedirkatron on Jun 13, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

confirmation! He's dumb enough!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish we had

Glaus, instead of Grilli

"He (Padilla) shouldve gone back to Venezuela and watched on his Direct TV waiting to find out who his new team would be!!. ." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on Jun 13, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

woah

he threw a changeup!?

by Telegraph on Jun 13, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Here's mine

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

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by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

That looks like a

retarded Brock Lesnar

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

boo hudson

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Fonking Grilli.

This game is over.

Holland vs. Billingsley tomorrow. Ugh. +2.5 coming fast.

by Texas_Dawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

that would suck ><

Can we count on chris young to save us tomorrow? I doubt it.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh gawd.

A guy with stuff like his against our hacktastic lineup.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jun 13, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh already predicting our demise.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

yay hudson

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

1 hour 41 minute light delay

Unacceptable, especially since it is effecting the outcome of the game

by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Especially when you consider...

they noticed the problem probably 15-20 minutes before the game became delayed too. That’s 2 hours at least before a resolution.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

BEASTICON TO SAVE THE DAY

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

The right side of the Dodger infield seems pretty porus.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

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by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Despite his play earlier in the inning

hudson has lost a step defensively

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by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in the midst of a trial...

…that started Tuesday, and won’t be over until this coming Thursday.

So I’m actually just punchy.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

They had a story on our local news

…picked up from a station in HOU. Said that divorces were way, way up down there.

by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

Just don’t try to do too much, Salts.

by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

But we need that much

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's when they try to do too much

…that they suck so bad. What he did there was perfect.

by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

A HR would have been more perfect

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're missing the point.

The HR is actually the Rangers’ worst enemy. They try too hard to hit them and end up with shit as a result.

by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're missing the point

I’m just kidding

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just try to get the fuck on base here Salty.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

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by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Troncoso

sounded like con queso when Josh said it…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

yes salty

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I want elvis :[

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

x

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ponson is no longer on the team

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

That’s pretty good

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon Hank...

Do good please.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Blalock

Please save us

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

The Black Hole

Back to back hits!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 13, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

K?

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Jun 13, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit. Don't fuck this up Hank.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

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by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope.

But we’ll see. Ron’s playing for the dinger.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

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by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still a righty at least

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Joe Torre = Douche

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Clearly...

Washington has no faith in the offense scoring a run off of Broxton.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

do you blame him?

we couldnt even hit randy fucking wolf….you gotta take advantage of runners on base this late

by texasrfan on Jun 13, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's yours?

Nobody can even say boo about Wash without drawing a reprimand from you.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

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by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

we need the rally turtle

um yes

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Talk about going for broke.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

hank the cowdog

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Is it like a lefty-lefty deal?

We pinch hit for the Venezuelan, so Torre pulls his Venezuelan?

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Rally Turtle?

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Jun 13, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Rally turtle fail.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

you fucked that rally turtle up

damn you

My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos

by cowpoke on Jun 13, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I blame this on F'ing up the rally turtle pic

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

showed up on mine

Way to much Vodka and Gatorade

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Jun 13, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's because it's in your cache

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol whaaaat

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 13, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Both pitchers were righties...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis Andrus vs righties: .687 ops

Hank Blalock vs righties: .937 ops

fire wash?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice try

good move

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by DShep on Jun 13, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Always going for the homerun. Fuck us.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Did you have confidence in us getting 2 or 3 more hits that inning...

to get 2 or 3 more runs?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Solid contact too

shit

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 13, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

game over.

who didn’t see that coming?

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 13, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Haaaaaaank, man...

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 13, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Give Hank credit

He sure tried for the homer

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 13, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

From the black hole, no less.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 13, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

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