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The jew is a friend of mine

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 13, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
a friend of jew
is a friend of mine
btw francis, what is that in reference to?
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by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
He cut off that shit too quick...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
man i'm ready for some baseball
too bad feldman probably won’t be back out for the 6th
"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green
"I want to be wearing the red, blue and white."-Matt Purke
well...
you can listen to the blaze game :)
that should give you a baseball fix
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
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sweet...late night action
"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green
"I want to be wearing the red, blue and white."-Matt Purke
Dammit Maverick
Maverick disengaged.
WAIT, HE’S NOW RE-ENGAGING!!!
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
He needs to hurry...
the game’s about to start up again.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Mav maneuvering for a shot, but can't get a tone
Ice is hit, Ice is hit!
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
If Mathis has to pitch...
…seems like we would have been better off with the lights staying off and getting the postponement.
Is he that bad?
I haven’t seen him yet.
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I take it you are saying it's a good thing I haven't seen him yet
Which means it’s a bad thing if he comes in the game. But not as bad as Mendoza, hopefully.
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
It better be Moscoso.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
oh stf
leave doug alone
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
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fucking leave doug mathis alone
lol
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
richard durett said
everyday eddie
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by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
So does my TV
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Guardado warming in the bullpen
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
lol
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Crap
Approaching 110 miles, Mav’s only got one missile left
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
WOO HOO
Mustang this is Voodoo 3, remaining MiGs are bugging out!
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
The storm is 110 miles away? Does that mean it will be here before the game is over?
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
No, the dogfight was 110 miles from the aircraft carrier
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Maverick requesting flyby
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Can we have some baseball now?
I swear I’ve seen more commercials tonight than ever.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 13, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions
Someone needs to post that Guardado pic from earlier in the year
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Yes...that would be appropriate :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
We collectively destroyed that last thread...
good work everyone.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
At least we got past the voodoo of GDT2
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
It was truly a team effort...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
the delay
should have been good for concession sales
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Beer sales especially...
I know when I was there on Wednesday people were going through the beer while waiting out the rain.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Absolutely...good news is that they have 3rd Rock marathons on TV Land
at least once a month…
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
The new Moby CD is great, btw.
Old skool free-form Moby…I likes. Almost like Everything Is Wrong, his best work ever.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
oh well CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP for him, he was sharp!
He’ll be well rested for his next start…
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Loncar
I read an article in the Observer a few years back about him- he’s been arrested around a half-dozen times for DUI…
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Well then the fact he still has his license then...
would make it seem he’s a good attorney!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I'LL HAMMER YOU DAVID MURPHY!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
It’s actually a pretty good commercial. “Trust me” she says.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The big question is...
will we still get to see All the Right Things after the game?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Yeah...
That’s it. Never seen it though, any good?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Meh
If it is on network TV, the only really good part won’t be there.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
What do we think?
What do we know?
What can we prove?
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
FB-CB-CH guy according to Fangraphs
FB averages 89.
He’s been pretty decent this year, 4.24 ERA with an FIP of 3 even. Striking out just 6 guys per 9 and walking almost 4 though.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
I hope his kid is getting made fun of...
…because Torii is playing on the 2nd place Anaheim Angels.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You can be my wing man anytime
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
I know, I made it back over in time
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
sigh...
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Guardado comes in...
gives up an immediate hit.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Wow.
Do we not practice that enough?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
The catcher throw into CF is happening too much lately
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
First guy we face is going to score.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
QUIT LETTING BALLS GO INTO CF!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That is ridiculous
STOP THE BALL!! HES GOING TO BE SAFE ANYWAY!
the preceding post was a great success.
Crap
Another bad throw/tag
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
Damn you Ian and Elvis
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
CAN WE...
TURN THE LIGHTS OUT AGAIN?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
2B/SS need to learn when to give up a throw and just block it from going to CF instead also
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Ballgame.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
1-0 Dodgers
Game over.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Freaking Dodgers' fans.
STFU.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
This game is over.
They’ve scored one and are nailing Guardado.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Well, Grilli and Jennings went last night
Doug Mathis sucks and Ron isn’t one to use a rookie like Moscoso unless he has a massive lead.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
and it's
a pretty left handed lineup tonight
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by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
*pretty heavy
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by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Eddie Guardado goes back to sucking again.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
LOL Eddie
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
This game was so good through five
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
We don't have anyone else out there that can throw 85 mph?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
i waited 2 hours for this?
I mean, I guess it would just be a guy who you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or, um, a banana that grabs things. I don’t know. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean, those are the kind of questions I don’t want to answer.
Eddie...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Well I guess if they can limit them to one run
It’s possible they may score two themselves, though they may have blew their wad yesterday.
i just cranked up some music
buckcherry- crazy bitch
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Whoever is in charge of making sure the stadium is working right before the game needs to be suspeneded without pay
This.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Gotta be the head of maintenance, right?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
i blame chuck
j/k
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Seriously...
If they had noticed that light panel being out before the game, perhaps there would have been no need for a delay.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
They take a long time to turn on
…and lots and lots of juice.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
This isn’t checking up on the light bulbs in your living room
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
I understand that
But surely they could have noticed earlier and had a crew on the way to the ballpark to fix it before it became an issue.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I cannot blame the Rangers
Over 81 home games it would cost way too much to do that. In all the years I’ve been watching baseball I’ve seen three delays due to lights malfunction. That’s out of thousands of games.
It would cost too much. The odds of a malfunction are low. It’s a business.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup...
Don’t they usually turn on the lights before a game starts, or at least around when a game starts at 7. Shouldn’t this be something on the checklist to look for?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
ha
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Oncor screws me twice this week...
I’m without power for 3-4 hours Wednesday night, now they mess up a Rangers game that was going well.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
ELVIS!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
oh yeah elvis error
sure we need elvis and his fuck ups
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
andrus
makes it look so simple
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jun 13, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
oh Elvis
you are so beautiful
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Ho hum, Andrus makes another great play
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
The offense needs to hope the Dodgers send Clay Council to the mound
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
Clay Council would probably shut us out on 90 pitches right now.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
A regular human...
wouldn’t have made that play 80% of the time.
Elvis isn’t human, thankfully.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
Elvis is some sort of gibbon
Those crazy arms! I love him.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 13, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Ten bucks says Ian flys out to left.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
OWNED.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
nice
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jun 13, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
you win.....jerk
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 13, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Bat Boy losing his job
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Fell asleep during that delay
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
? Explain, they didn't say anything on FSNPT
by Mark from OC on Jun 13, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Bat boy for the Dodgers didn't get some of their stuff off the field before Ranger half of inning
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I used to have that job.
We would have been crucified for that.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Yeah, no joke
TAG just straight up called him out
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
You sure you didn't see me about six years ago?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Maybe seven...
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
The Rangers arn't the only ones that
get screwed on call at the plate. Padres just got screwed as well and it wasn’t close.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
DFA his ass.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
elvis + error =
fucking fuckup.. however he’s young
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
oh lol
hes randomly commenting on a 5 day old error or whatever
even worse.
the preceding post was a great success.
i was at the game
i saw that fuck up
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
it was the blue jays game
i’m still bitching about that fuck up
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Uhh, I think he's done MORE than enough to make up for that
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
When are you going to drink yourself to death already...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
when i'm 80+ years of age
that means you have to put up with me for along time
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Fine..
but I won’t have to like it!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
What the fuck are you talking about?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Are you trying to say he's not ready for the show?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Texas Rangers: Built for Warning Track Power
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I'm convinced they or an intern keeps tabs on this thread
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Are you calling Josh Lewin a great mind?
Since he’s the one usually saying something that someone posts on this thread
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Yes...swinging for the fences
That’s a great strategy
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
Or maybe it is
Andruw Jones tells me to STFU
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
This offense sucks
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
AJ!!!!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
JONES SAY EFF YOU NED COLLETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
ANDRRRUUUUWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
finally
suck on that
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jun 13, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
suck it, Dodger fans!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
F U DODGERS!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
ANDRUW PULLS A HANK BLALOCK!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Los Angeles
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
One of mine too
And I’m going to see them in San Antonio on July 24th…
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
OK FACE AND KINSLER, that's how this should work.
HE’S THE BIG DOG, YOU’RE THE TABLE SETTERS. GET THE F ON BASE!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Bah, right when I show up, Dodgers score.
In & Out, then.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 13, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
That had to have felt goooood for him
to hit that against the Dodgers…
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
Well, that AJ homer was nice
But somebody needs to send a memo to Kinz, MY and Nellie that this ain’t batting practice.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
3 best hitters on the team currently slumping
me no likey
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Andruw would have hit one out earlier today;
however, he couldn’t see the pitches well enough because there were some lighting issues.
Fucking lights.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
damn lights
chuck.. get on it now
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
I bet Nolan is pissed.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Get the burgers ready
Its Grilli time!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
hey gdawg
i grilled some burgers tonight.. and i got some leftovers :) want one? I fix a damn good burger
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
LOL
How am I supposed to respond to this?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Gotta wonder
…why another team didn’t take Grilli or O’Day or both.
Both of them definitely worth a flier, and I’m not just saying that in hind sight. If they were on waivers today I’d like to see the Rangers take them.
Grilli wasn't on waivers
we traded cash for him
by texasraider on Jun 13, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Tag said "Grilli has done his best pitching while playing for the Rangers."
That’s a bad sign. He’s only pitched two innings here.
How is that a negative?
That’s basically just saying he’s throwing better here than he was in Colorado
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
These built for fun commercial annoy me
With the shots of the little kids at the game like they’re there to have a good time at the playground.
Those kids always annoyed me, even when I was 7 years old myself. I was keeping score, pondering bullpen moves, screaming at the umps, and eating as many peanuts as humanly possible, and they act like they’re on a leisurely Sunday outing.
IT’S FREAKING BASEBALL PEOPLE, IT’S NOT SOMETHING TO TAKE LIGHTLY.
/end rant
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Easy there Champ.
Why don’t you sit this one out.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Haha
I was disturbed as a child. I used to score baseball games for fun. Meaning I would pick two teams, decide on lineups, and then score that bad boy from start to finish.
In hindsight, that was a really odd thing to do.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
you were pondering pen moves at 7?...wow
Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young
by Martijn1309 on Jun 13, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I won't say that I was aware of the concepts of leverage and all that
But I definitely was prone to criticizing the manager for use of relievers I didn’t like.
Especially Matt Whiteside, that guy was my Rangers nemesis as a kid.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
I looked him up on B-R not long ago
And he wasn’t as bad as I thought. If you had asked me back in the day I would have thought he was one of the worst relievers in club history. I guess I just remember some particularly egregious outings.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Me too
I remember one year having complete confidence when he came in, though. Can’t remember exactly when he was here. Was he setting up Jeff Russell? Or had they moved on to Henke?
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa, he pitched for us from 1992 all the way to 1997
I forgot he was here that long: http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/w/whitema02.shtml
Russell’s last year as our closer first time was Whiteside’s first year. He pitched ahead of Henke and then Russell’s return in 1995 and then set up Wetteland in 1997, with various levels of suckage mixed throughout the years.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
When I was 7 years old
I jumped into a mud puddle, and I liked it
Ugh
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
yes, please
"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux
gettin squeezed
lots of strikes called balls
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
sigh
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
damn BRB
I missed the friday afternoon video
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Take your time.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Tribute to his mom.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Oh gosh...
I bet we harken back to the last thread again
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
It has something to do with his mom I think
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 13, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
His mom's last name starts with J
his dad was gone or something. He wears the J to honor her for raising him.
Have a seat, Russel.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Damn
I got to hurry up and re-install Photoshop to get a Grilli pic going.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I would like to get Photoshop for free
what are my options
by texasraider on Jun 13, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Watch out for bad downloads.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Try the GIMP
I’ve got it on my Comp, although I don’t really know how to use it.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
I've heard it's good
But photoshop will always be better. Depends on what one wants to do with it, I guess.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Grilli...
is cookin’ with gas.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Grilli had been good until this year and its not like o'day was actually bad with the angels
I vote diamonds in the rough. Although its not like O’Day is actually a 1.0 ERA pitcher.
the preceding post was a great success.
Well
…hm. Not really sure at this point.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
the dodgers are retarded
for always batting matt kemp so low in the order
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
the dodgers are retarded
for always batting matt kemp so low in the order
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck that Grilli pic
DFA this fucker
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Effffff
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions
well...
crap
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Fuck
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
thats your rangers.
Crowd gets into it and you take them out of it.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
would you have
preferred apathy and the wave?
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by studcrackers on Jun 13, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Well my fantasy team is excited.
But I’m fucking pissed.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
fuck your fantasy team
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I know, right.
Fuck them.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
No one cares about your fantasy league team
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
When its a ranger or someone beating another AL West team its fringe as it is
But Matt Kemp hitting a game changing HR against the rangers…. no
the preceding post was a great success.
Alright!
Forget I brought it up! Fuck me!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Well that seems a little rude.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
You're a useless super hero
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Unless you're near the ocean or a lake of some kind.
Then you’re mine, bitch.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Gdawg is an innocent. Kind of.
Aquaman wouldn’t threaten an innocent.
the preceding post was a great success.
Hitting 2-run bombs, apparently
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Fucking Lights Delay...
Scooter wouldn’t have allowed 3 runs by this point.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Scooter wouldn't have allowed three HITS by this point
Okay, actually, I think that was his final line.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Justin Thompson alert
From Jamey:
“Justin Thompson was named pitching coach at Short-Season A Spokane, filling the position vacated when Jeff Andrews was elevated from Spokane to Frisco, where Joe Slusarski had been dismissed last month as the RoughRiders’ pitching coach.”
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
HE LIVES!
Does this mean he’s going to be pitching in Arlington soon?
What about Jeff Zimmerman and Rusty Greer?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Why is Jason Grilli on this team?
He’s horrible.
I hate him.
I hoipe he fucking dies.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
by thedirkatron on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
huh?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
by thedirkatron on Jun 13, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
He's actually been pretty good tRA+ wise the previous three years
Last year in particular.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
I agree...
this boys gonna serve up more meatballs than the Olive Garden on a Saturday night!
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
I'm watching Dodger feed and they called it.
Steve Lyons was saying that if Grilli was dumb enough to try to come back with the same pitch he got Martin out on that Kempt would hit it a long way.
Grilli did, and Kemp delivered.
So apparently not only does Grilli suck, he also sucks at reading scouting reports cause according to the Dodgers guys that’s exactly where his power is.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
by thedirkatron on Jun 13, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish we had
Glaus, instead of Grilli
"He (Padilla) shouldve gone back to Venezuela and watched on his Direct TV waiting to find out who his new team would be!!. ." - crops.mlblogs.com
Here's mine

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
That guy has a medical condition or two.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
That looks like a
retarded Brock Lesnar
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
that would suck ><
Can we count on chris young to save us tomorrow? I doubt it.
the preceding post was a great success.
Josh already predicting our demise.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Especially when you consider...
they noticed the problem probably 15-20 minutes before the game became delayed too. That’s 2 hours at least before a resolution.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
BEASTICON TO SAVE THE DAY
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
The right side of the Dodger infield seems pretty porus.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Despite his play earlier in the inning
hudson has lost a step defensively
the preceding post was a great success.
CD catches a break
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions
You're in a good mood.
Divorce business good?
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in the midst of a trial...
…that started Tuesday, and won’t be over until this coming Thursday.
So I’m actually just punchy.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
They had a story on our local news
…picked up from a station in HOU. Said that divorces were way, way up down there.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Things got quiet in Jan/feb
And then heated up again.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
But we need that much
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
It's when they try to do too much
…that they suck so bad. What he did there was perfect.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
A HR would have been more perfect
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
You're missing the point.
The HR is actually the Rangers’ worst enemy. They try too hard to hit them and end up with shit as a result.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
You're missing the point
I’m just kidding
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Just try to get the fuck on base here Salty.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
YES!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Troncoso
sounded like con queso when Josh said it…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions
That'll do, pig
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Eh...it's a line
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
x

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha
That’s pretty good
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon Hank...
Do good please.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Come on Blalock
Please save us
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
K?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Shit. Don't fuck this up Hank.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
I'm trying to figure out...
…if this is a bit or not.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know that WPA...
…is terribly relevant in deciding whether or not to hit for someone.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Because Blalock
…always thinks he’s taking batting practice, that’s why.
by Black Francis on Jun 13, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't either
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
But we’ll see. Ron’s playing for the dinger.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
If AJM says it's not smart
I better get on board and publically agree with him
by ncrangerfan on Jun 13, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Joe Torre = Douche
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Clearly...
Washington has no faith in the offense scoring a run off of Broxton.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 13, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
do you blame him?
we couldnt even hit randy fucking wolf….you gotta take advantage of runners on base this late
Elvis makes enough contact to make me want him in this situation.
Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.
What's yours?
Nobody can even say boo about Wash without drawing a reprimand from you.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
we need the rally turtle
um yes
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Is it like a lefty-lefty deal?
We pinch hit for the Venezuelan, so Torre pulls his Venezuelan?
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Rally Turtle?

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Rally turtle fail.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
you fucked that rally turtle up
damn you
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
I blame this on F'ing up the rally turtle pic
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
showed up on mine
Way to much Vodka and Gatorade
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
That's because it's in your cache
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Both pitchers were righties...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Elvis Andrus vs righties: .687 ops
Hank Blalock vs righties: .937 ops
fire wash?
the preceding post was a great success.
Not quite
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Always going for the homerun. Fuck us.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Did you have confidence in us getting 2 or 3 more hits that inning...
to get 2 or 3 more runs?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Solid contact too
shit
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
game over.
who didn’t see that coming?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Haaaaaaank, man...
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Give Hank credit
He sure tried for the homer
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Way to waste two two-out hits
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 13, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions
From the black hole, no less.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I think I'd have been happier with Omar hitting there
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
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