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Such little confidence in yourself
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Not a very good predictor
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 16, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
UT
Holy shit go Horns!!!
Scored 6 runs off Leake. This is gonna suck switching back and forth from Rangers to Horns
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
That's why God made PIP
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
From TR:
Draft picks sign: The Rangers have signed nine more draft picks including outfielder Braxton Lane (seventh round), pitcher Braden Tullis (eighth round), pitcher Justin Jamison (13th round) and pitcher Keith Campbell (15th round). The Rangers have signed 14 of 51 draft picks.
I like that Jamison kid – glad to see him sign.
Feliz – Shutout thru 4 IP – doing very well.
Lane
I’m a bit surprised to see him sign this early. Good to see.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
thank god @ feliz
i completely understand his struggles (and its not like his era has been bad) but I really want to see a good outig
good on the signings of course.
the preceding post was a great success.
Great to hear!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 16, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
hey shroomer
who are the other five offical signings? Doyle? Erlin? Gunter? Prince? Mendonca? I haven’t seen confirmation on those names or anyone else for that matter.
Yowza
Have a seat Bourn.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Sit your ass down Bourn
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Look at Millwood walking off the mound like a pimp
Threw the pitch in there and just watched the hitter strike out as he walked off.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
That was pretty badass
I’ve come around on Millwood.
by Black Francis on Jun 16, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Like Tiger when he hits a 30 ft putt!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Damnit Millwood use your glove
Or let it go and Andrus has your back
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
+1
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Exactly...
pitchers need to learn that Andrus has their back now and not Young.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Instinct is hard to fight off
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone needs to put that Puma down
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPH BOMB!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Murphy says FUCK OFF Josey Wales
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
The important thing here is that Murphy shouldn't have played in this game
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
It's probably not going to happen...
but I like your effort.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 16, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
David Murphy platoon player, huh? :-)
No small sample size here haha
Doesn't David know
he can’t hit lefties?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I bet that gets his .ops vs lefties over .400, woo!
seriously, he is ideally a platoon guy. nice hit though and i still like murphy.
the preceding post was a great success.
Haha, anyone see this blurb:
[Comment From Josey]
Do you ever visit sites similar to LoneStarBall? If so, have you ever engaged in conversation there? Would you ever discuss Ranger’s items there?
Jon Daniels: Yes I visit there occassionally. No I haven’t gotten involved other than reading some of the entries, but yes I’d participate if asked.
So, Josey, JD probably has probably already put a hit out on you
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
No we haven't seen it yet
Could you please give us all the details and your complete analysis
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I had no idea if anyone had or hadnt
havent had a chance to look at the site today
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Im just giving you shit
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
yea, i know, but did someone post this earlier... Id love to see it if it has been discussed already
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Whole fanpost about it
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
You know im just reading the chat
and i TOTALLY forgot that Eric Hurley even existed ha
by Michael Cave on Jun 16, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
go team go!
you don’t mess with murph
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Is this your mea culpa...
about being dominated today by Wandy?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 16, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
x
remember the Dodgers are a NL team. Not a lot of BP going on in that series from the Rangers. Tonight different story.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
come on davis
let me post that conan pic
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Can we just play the Astros 162 games a year?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
boo!!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Davis must have been on his phone when Murphy was up
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
what's the record for
earliest to 100 K?
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
What does Krush have?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 16, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
94 on the season...
still projecting to just under 250 on the season.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I don't really like these "Foundation for a better life" commercials
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Darn that started out as the best Knox interview...
with no audio.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
This seems like the most relevant time to post this

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Knox wants nothing to do with that

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Knox
Interviewing someone reasonably age-appropriate.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
kevin millwood
is a filthy filthy man
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Totally...
That’s pretty much exactly what I was thinking.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
oh noes...
someone more cheesy than Knox????QOH:DN<>XN
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
LMAO
Please make the Artie Lange-Jim Knox interview happen.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
1 hit 0 walks no runs 3 ks
if i remember shroomers last post right.
keep the updates coming!
the preceding post was a great success.
that is excellent news
his struggles have bothered me a bit this year
by Michael Cave on Jun 16, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
ESPN just came back to the Texas-ASU game and showed a guy holding a kid who had a sign and the guy is throwing up the shocker.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Reminds me of this shirt..ha ha..

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 16, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently
www.corruptfibers.com is the place to go
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 16, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
bought one just now
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Oh no not this shit again
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
1 Cig takes 11 minutes off your life?
Somehow that doesn’t seem completely accurate
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Yup...
I remember a big thing being made of it during the campaign.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That one looks fake...
but Obama is a smoker.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
he looks so much cooler now
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Feliz through five has only thrown 47 pitches and walked no one
wow, where has this been… 47 pitches through five, thats awesome
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Iowa Cubs
no idea
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
The I-Cubs are decent this year
Not overwhelming, but they’ve had a pretty decent offense the past few years. Their hitting coach was just called up though. Ha ha.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 16, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe its finally "clicked" for him
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
hmm
right now elvis’s average is .260
milly’s era is 2.61
which will be higher at the end of the game (after multiplying the avg by 10)?
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
I already hang out with the guy on the left, so
whatever, the question doesn’t pertain to me.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Time for Andrus to steal a base or two
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
reasonable chance
To do it in three straight AB’s would really be something.
by Black Francis on Jun 16, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
OT - #8 down on today's NYTimes puzzle...I need help
Clue is “Rocker Rundgren”
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
uh....Todd
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 16, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
the ticket was
talking about him today ha
by Michael Cave on Jun 16, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
so is Todd Rundgren
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 16, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
tales of interest
“gimme some slack” is a song by the The Cars.
Todd Rundgren fronted The New Cars
that song was on the album “Panorama”
"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux
definetly
rex
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
let's go mikey let's go!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
I forgot to post this earlier...still works...

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
what a waste of an AB
No HR = Lousy
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
F Walks, Chicks dig the long ball
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
taking a walk = being selfish
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
that bat looked like it was already cracked
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Just now turned the game on.
Think Kinsler is pissed at talk of hitting 6th?
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
Would have been a HR
at the new Yankee Stadium
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Rangers on the season would have about 30+ more homers...
if half their games were in new Yankee Stadium.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Take Rangers
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
wow, mike was on that changeup
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Defense has been a lot better than last year, huh?
Hmmm, i wonder what they changed?
young
is gonna take wandy over 100 pitches
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
WOOOOOOOOOO MY!
OFFENSE!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
yay team yay!
young is a hall of famer!!!
better than steve garvey even!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Nothing like the Astros
To get this offense going
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
great AB Mike
good stuff
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I like this offense.
By the way, since I missed the first 4 innings…..is Millwood on fire again, and did I miss any crazy defensive plays?
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
It's pretty much all Millwood
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 16, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't forget the Pence gf
She did her part.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I think I missed that part
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 16, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Wouldn't say Millwood has his best stuff...
but he’s confident in what he does have and challenging hitters.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Thanks guys...
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on Jun 16, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Walked the dog and heard the Murphy HR
he’s now rocking a 5 for 29 v. leftys. Great decision, Wash.
MYoung tells all Face Haters to suck very hard.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
You are the only person who can still find the negative after a HR
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
In the micro vision of this game it was great, Big Steve
Going forward, not so much.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Why?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Cuz I expect Murphy to go 5 for his next 29 v leftys
while Boggs continues to be stapled to the bench.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
If he should be starting more
Don’t you think Nolan would say something about it?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Shouldn't you be studying the "5 Step Plan" gdawg?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Shouldn't you be loving dogs and cats?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
how many lefties has he faced
since the 0 for 23 start?
he’s hitting .179 this year agains them sure, but .260 for his career
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
He was only 0-4 during his 0-23 start against lefties
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
so when someone you have something against does something good, it's a fluke.
When someone you love does something good, it’s legit.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 16, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pwnd.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
5 for 29 iorange, you make the call
Apparently Cooper thinks it was a fluke.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
You have a dog?
Where is the humane society when you need them?
by Black Francis on Jun 16, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Go fuck yourself, Black Francis
There is no better dog or cat lover than myself.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
BAXTER!!!!!!!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 16, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
So you telling me you fuck dogs and cats?
Sick freak
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Yeah
Well I say there’s no better dog or cat lover than myself, and you can go fuck yourself.
by Black Francis on Jun 16, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Let it be known that I fuck neither dogs nor cats.
by Black Francis on Jun 16, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
This one time, in obedience camp...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I personally would have used the word "bigger" than "better" in that situation
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 16, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
That....
was a big hit….tack on runs baby
by death of the cool on Jun 16, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
good hit and run call by Wash
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
but thier really isn't a better option to DH
until Hamilton comes back
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
you pick about as good
as cramer (or is it kramer?)
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Well, that was ugly.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
For this offense, this is like a 12-0 blowout.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
A Murphy K v. a lefty
Shocking
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
A HR last time
see see see!! I can do what you can too!! I just used ONE at bat to make myself look right. yes!!
by Michael Cave on Jun 16, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Josey conveniently is “walking” his dog during Murphy’s HR but he’s here to point out the other ABs.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
aka stealing his neighbor dog in a poor attempt at trying to pick up chicks at the dog park.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Hate seeing a HR
But at least it was Pudge
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Knox you suck...
that homer is on you.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Fucking Pudge.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
millwood still doesn't suck
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Pudge home run or rodeo clown
which would you rather see?
"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux
nah
he’s about as good as craig biggio in his last 3 seasons
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
I miss...
Pudge as a Ranger, too.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 16, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I really don't.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Were you even born when he was called up to the bigs?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Heh
Yeah, I was one.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Pudge was my first "favorite player" as a kid
Always will have a soft spot in my heart.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Darn, was hoping they forgot about Knox
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
What's worse is...
these 2 guys are totally doing a bit and Knox is oblivious to it.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
What's wrong with the one guy's chest?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Besides that
The Astros guy…had some weird semicircles around his manboobs. Very odd…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 16, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow...
The Knox hits keep on coming…
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 16, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
Television is a wasteland
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jun 16, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Bubba's sister
Would you?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
That guy with the "T" on his chest kinda looks like Brad Paisley.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Rec
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 16, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
For everyone?
Awesome!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Hell, why not...
The recs are on me fellas!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Davis...
at least he still fields the ball well.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Nice having CD back at first.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
Sade?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
i guess
i dunno
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Yanni
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
yanni sings?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
enya
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Knox wouldn't have been anywhere near if it was scripted
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
meaningless stat for Josey
Murph vs lefties .166
Young w/RISP .157
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
1st one is relevant
2nd one is meaningless and in fact is blasphemy
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
jeter
vs lefties 1.000
w/RISP 4.00
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
does that include his horrible start
or after the 0-23? I want to give him a mulligan on the first 23 at bats.
nope, to date
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 16, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
so yes
it includes them, but apparently he didn’t have that many ab’s against lefties during 1st 23
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Feliz had a long 6th
2 doubles and a single allowed – but only resulted in a one run.
Picking a guy off 2B helped a lot there.
Martin Perez – 6 K’s in 2 shutout IP. HIC now under rain delay.
Jeebers!
Sit the eff down, huh?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
martin perez is officially bored
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Wow
Skip Perez to AA
Not yet but when you want to promote him do it. I don’t want that kid stepping foot in Bakersfield CA
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Black Hole goes 0 for 3 with a walk and a K
against a pitcher who is having a terrible evening.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Terrible effort by Tejada.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Miguel Tejada at shortstop is funny.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
i like marlon
i say when hamilton is back we should sit andrus and have 4 outfielders instead of a shortstop
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
A foul ball!!
He’s coming out of it!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
davis will not K
davis will not K
davis will not K
davis will not K
davis will not K
davis will not K
davis will not K
davis will not K
davis will not K
davis will not K
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
yeah
blame me for that one.
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Jesus.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Crush Defenders....
Lemme hear ya!!!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Wash's fault for giving him Sunday off.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Good lord, Davis.
That wasn’t even close. Pitch recognition Fail.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Salty's now turning into Hank Blalock.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
impossible
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, from the standpoint that he's suddenly swinging at everything early in the count.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
he hurt?
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
No, he just can't hit.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Salty - has seen two pitches this evening
and swung at both of them.
On an evening when the offense is humming, the Black Hole checks in with an 0 for 5 walk, and 2 K’s
Can’t wait till we get to SFO over the weekend!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
He missed that AB while walking the dog, I think
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 16, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
No excuse,
I was still listening.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
My bad
he still sucks
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
andrus will not double
andrus will not double
andrus will not double
andrus will not double
andrus will not double
andrus will not double
andrus will not double
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
I would love to see Pudge pitch
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