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on my first trip to Arlington. This was also my first trip to Texas, with the exception of a flight connection in Houston. I was able to go to 4 games. Would have been 5 if not for the rainout. Rather than post pictures (because I have a shitty camera and most of them are just of my father and I) and talk about the games, I thought I would rather comment on some other things I noticed in no particular order:

 

I thought fire hydrants were red?

 

Any reason for the sideways stop lights?

 

Has anyone ever lost a small child down those big ass storm drians?

 

The Titan and Mr. Freeze = great coasters. The Texas Giant = pile of shit. I think I broke a rib on that herky-jerky old thing.

 

Where were all the hot Texas women? I saw a couple here and there. However for the most part I was very disappointed. Certainly didn't compare to California women in the summer.

 

Damn will they deep fry anything in the south (and yes I consider Texas the south). My dad had deep fried corn on the cob at one place we ate. Way to make even vegetables unhealthy Texas!

 

We were refered to as "y'all" 207 times.

 

Pretty crazy storm a week ago. The wind and thunder Wednesday night followed by all the rain the next morning. I thought I was going to be in for a long trip. Luckily the rest of the time the weather was alright. I assume those kinds of storms happen often there though.

 

The Arlington Trolley System is a joke. Damn thing was never on time and often an hour late.

 

The Holiday Inn just north of I-30 is very nice.

 

They sure are tearing up the roads out there right now. Made it a little difficult to get around at times.

 

Fuck the stadium lights on the first base side by home plate. That delay was worse than the rainout. At least during the rainout it was pretty cool to just stand there and watch the storm.  

 

Drove through both Dallas and Fort Worth. Overall wasn't too impressed. However only spent about an hour in each city and we didn't know where we were going so I know we missed most of it.

 

The biggest thing though was the damn humidity. I really don't understand how you guys can live down there in the summer. There was overcast most of the time we were there, but it was still very humid. I've always been one to dismiss people when the talk about the Texas heat and their players struggling when the summer kicks in, but I'm not so sure I can do that now. It does have to be challenging to play in that humidity sometimes.

 

Overall it was a fun place to visit. The stadium was great. People were very nice. It was pretty cool to go to a few games with my dad again. Reminded me of when I was a kid and how I grew to love baseball so much in the first place. Don't think I could ever live in Texas though. The humidity is just too much for me.



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Lost children in storm drains… uh, yeah.

Agree with the coaster review. And the trolley and road construction reviews.

Was at the game with the light delay, had to take my kids home. That sucked. Got free tickets to the June 5 game, and on the third row too. So that made up for it.

Humidity… yeah, you should spend a week in Houston and get back to us.

by Oddibee on Jun 17, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry you missed out.

You clearly didn’t spend time in the right places if you missed all the hot women. The Metroplex has a ridiculous amount of them…this is the main reason we stay where it’s this hot in the summer.

by Big50 on Jun 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Any place

with 5 or 6 million people ought to have a lot of hot women.

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by t ball on Jun 17, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope you had a good time

The humidity is not normally that bad. You came during a weird atmosphere in the area. Those storms were wicked but happen alot during the summertime. Normally don’t stick around as long as they did but like I said it was a unique atmosphere last week.

Sideways stop lights? Maybe they got turned cause of the storms but I have never seen those I don’t think.

All that road construction is much needed.

All the hot women are at the lakes not at Hurricane Harbor or Six Flags

Hope you enjoyed your visit slc. I wouldn’t trade Texas for anywhere in the world.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 17, 2009 11:15 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I had a good time...

don’t think it’s something I will do every year, but will certainly visit again.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Deep fried corn on the cob is really, really good.

Agree w/ the Admiral on the women, must’ve been in the wrong places. A lot of them are working women or co-eds, don’t know how many make it out to the ballpark. We don’t have beaches, so you gotta go to the lakes.

Y’all come back now, ya here. (#208) :)

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by scoop16 on Jun 17, 2009 11:17 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well played.

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by slc ranger on Jun 17, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should've come to Denton...

We could’ve gone on a tour of Morrison Mills.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 11:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Morrison Mills?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 17, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

Morrison Milling Company

View from Bell Avenue (don’t sweat those board-ups to the left….)

See what you missed?

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by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corn-Kits!

One of my friends used to live up in Denton, and the turn-off to get to his apartment was right past Morrison’s. Something about the name “Corn-Kits” used to really crack me up.

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by RCCook on Jun 17, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh. I forgot about Morrison Mills

I was in Denton this weekend, I miss those UNT co-eds. Hell, I kinda miss Denton.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 17, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Denton has some good music...if you're into that sort of thing.

And Mexican Food….

Other than that, yeah….

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by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I miss

The music and dive bars. After 10 years in N.Dallas, still haven’t found a regular watering hole.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 17, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SLC

random question 1: hows baseball up your way?

random point 1: gf’s family lives in the SLC area
random point 2: may be making a trip through the area in the next year or so (driving) with my brother and have been wondering for a while

random question 2: is the smog in SLC as bad as ive read or just “meh” lol

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by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salt Lake...

is just a quiet, clean city that thinks it’s a little bigger than it actually is. Smog isn’t too bad.

As far as baseball goes the Angels AAA team is here. OKC comes here every other year or so for a series. Saw them here last year.

Salt Lake is one of those places that is great to live in, but just kinda meh to visit imo. Unless you like to ski of course. A nice little city with an airport close by that can take you anywhere. Cost of living is pretty good too. That’s why a bunch of us Californians have moved out here.

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by slc ranger on Jun 17, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can acclimate somewhat

to the heat. takes a while though.

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by SteveP on Jun 17, 2009 11:28 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love this post

I always enjoy hearing people’s comments about Texas.

Any reason for the sideways stop lights?

I know they are in Houston, but I didn’t think they were in DFW. Maybe just Arlington?

 

Where were all the hot Texas women? I saw a couple here and there. However for the most part I was very disappointed. Certainly didn’t compare to California women in the summer.

They all go to SMU, TCU, UT, and Baylor for their MRS degrees. You should have walked around those neighborhoods.
 

Damn will they deep fry anything in the south (and yes I consider Texas the south). My dad had deep fried corn on the cob at one place we ate. Way to make even vegetables unhealthy Texas!

Maybe, but the food was better than anything you’ve eaten in Salt Lake. And I can say that since I’ve been to SLC a few times and while some of the food is good, it isn’t Texas good.

We were refered to as “y’all” 207 times.

I call people “y’all” in San Diego and they laugh at me. Screw’em. That’s the best term for referring to 2nd person plural.

Pretty crazy storm a week ago. The wind and thunder Wednesday night followed by all the rain the next morning. I thought I was going to be in for a long trip. Luckily the rest of the time the weather was alright. I assume those kinds of storms happen often there though.

You’re lucky. I miss those big storms. You’ll be fine, tornadoes only hit trailer parks

Drove through both Dallas and Fort Worth. Overall wasn’t too impressed. However only spent about an hour in each city and we didn’t know where we were going so I know we missed most of it.

Both cities have nice areas, but I think most Texas cities (other than San Antonio) aren’t good for “in and out” tourist visits. You need to know where to go. Both cities have amazingly dumpy areas as well.
 

The biggest thing though was the damn humidity. I really don’t understand how you guys can live down there in the summer. There was overcast most of the time we were there, but it was still very humid. I’ve always been one to dismiss people when the talk about the Texas heat and their players struggling when the summer kicks in, but I’m not so sure I can do that now. It does have to be challenging to play in that humidity sometimes.

 
You live with the humidity by staying inside where the wonderful invention of air conditioning exists. Much better than the Northeast, where it is just as hot and humid during the summer but people stubbornly refuse to install air conditioners in their places.

People were very nice.

Nicest people on earth.

Though you guys up in SLC are pretty nice too. Much nicer than the superficial Californians and just cranky northerners.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 17, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's why I decided...

to do this post. I thought some of you native Texans would get a kick out of some random guys ignorant observations of your state.

Obviously having only spent 6 days there I’m far from an expert on all things Texas.

And yes the stoplights are sideways in Arlington. The only thing I could think of was the wind and storms?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop Lights

By sideways do you mean they hang horizontally? Or they were actually tilted?
That storm did a lot of damage

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by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hang horizontal.

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by slc ranger on Jun 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah thats pretty common

not sure why, maybe easier to see?

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by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahh ok

Only thing I can think is we have so many big trucks that by hanging them horizontally you can see them easier if you are in a little car behind one. I didn’t realize that was so uncommon

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by bigsteve on Jun 17, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

humidity

I am from Florida and I always think it is funny when people complain about the humidity here in North Texas.

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by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well...

I’m from California and have only lived in the Western US.

I think it’s funny when people in the south don’t think it’s that humid down there. To each their own I guess.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 17, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

understan

Me going back to FL to visit is probably like you coming to Dallas to visit. The humidity can feel suffocating.

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by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Houston humidity

the absolute worst.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

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Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought so

but I’ve been going over to New Orleans to consult every now and then …

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by DJCahill on Jun 18, 2009 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I have friends from Colorado and AZ

who laugh when I say how dry Dallas is.

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by DJCahill on Jun 18, 2009 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Humidity

Most people dont complain about humidity in north texas, its the 102deg temps we complain about

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by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you not check out Hurricane Harbor? Always a good source for legs and boobs

Apologies for all the road construction. Obviously the new stadium has the city in a frenzy to expand transportation-wise.

And yeah, it’s hard to be impressed with Dallas or Fort Worth if you didn’t spend a lot of time in either city. Arlington isn’t very scenic by any means. It’s just Everytown, USA with a baseball team (and a football team, I know, roll with it)… probably isn’t very far off from an Anaheim.

by oc on Jun 17, 2009 12:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

roller coasters

I can honestly say that mr. freeze is the best roller coaster i’ve ever been on, especially when they keep you stuck for 5 seconds. The only thing that really interests me about Titan is the first drop. After that, its just all right. And you’re right about Texas Giant, that thing is too bumpy. Its not really worth the line when there is one.

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by hinduplaya on Jun 17, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Texas Giant

So I assume it has reopened already? Or is it about to close down?

I had heard they were going to go and do stuff to it and it would be out of commission for a year but I don’t know if that was last year or this next year

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 17, 2009 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They said this is the last year before they shut it down for good.

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by slc ranger on Jun 17, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrongo

bigsteve has it right – sort of. It will be shut down for all of next year for renovations. It will be back in 2011, assuming Six Flags is still in business.

by Anonymous New Guy on Jun 18, 2009 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

It should be alot better once they renovate it. Still shake the shit out of you but better. I remember when it first opened riding either in the very front or very back would rattle you for hours. Loved it

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by bigsteve on Jun 18, 2009 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The GIant

Its always been bumpy, but thats just the nature of a fast track wooden coaster and all its greatness.
The metal coasters feel too smooth sometimes.

After the first year of the giant they switched from metal wheels to plastic/rubber (or something) to slow it down. Too many people got injuries because it was so fast and jerky

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by rentz on Jun 18, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was always its appeal for me.

It was my favorite coaster till all these new fangled titans came out.

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by Chase Irwin on Jun 18, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This question may open a giant can of worms, but

how/why are you a Rangers fan if you’ve never been to Texas? Just curious…

by Anonymous New Guy on Jun 17, 2009 4:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was an A's fan...

as a kid, lived in No. Cal. and Canseco was my favorite player. When he was traded to Texas I became a Rangers fan (was 12 or so) and ended up staying a Rangers fan even after he left because of guys like Pudge, Greer, and Igor.

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by slc ranger on Jun 17, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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