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Game 64 Game Day Thraed

Houston Astros at Texas Rangers, Jun 17, 2009 7:05 PM CDT


Go Rangers...

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Now this is an interesting wrinkle.

You scroll over the pic for the caption? Nice.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon

Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 6:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The angels beat Lincecum

Well aint that just a load of horseshit…

fuck off LAA

by Horns130 on Jun 17, 2009 6:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let me start the GDT kneejerking

Lincecum is the most overrated pitcher in baseball.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stay classy San Diego

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harry starting tonight

Madrigal sent down to OKC.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 6:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Poor Mad Dog

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's lucky he's not going back to the pound

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this the game day thraed?

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mixing up letters is better than mixing up the lineup.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 17, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ummm yeh that's the point

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

reply to kevin

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lineup

1. Ian Kinsler, 2B
2. Michael Young, 3B
3. Hank Blalock, DH
4. Nelson Cruz, RF
5. David Murphy, LF
6. Marlon Byrd, CF
7. Chris Davis, 1B
8. Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C
9. Omar Vizquel, SS

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 6:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Omar batting 9th? Grrrrrr

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

go team go!

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: mel hall going to pen for 45 years

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;ylt=Avj8xQYJnmIbYYZV1o5zlo5nYcB?slug=ap-melhall-sexcase&prov=ap&type=lgns

former major league outfielder Mel Hall was sentenced to 45 years in prison Wednesday after being convicted of raping a 12-year-old girl and sexually abusing or inappropriately touching three girls.

only reason i care about mel was because i had a baseball card of him growing up that looked really cool. turns out he’s an evil son of a bitch.

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 6:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

darn it

the link that works:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AmTC48v51j8iz5ScHuM0xxgRvLYF?slug=ap-melhall-sexcase&prov=ap&type=lgns

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sucks

One of my former favorite players.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 17, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lock him up!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit

I never even knew he was arrested. Raping a 12 year old? 45 years isn’t even enough for that shit.

by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

guy is/was

a bouncer at one of the douchier bars in dallas: M Street

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mel was?

From MLB to Bouncer at M Street……

We should’ve seen this coming.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah totally

should have. Real nice guy there but then again i wasnt a 12 yr old so he wasnt THAT nice ha

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How fitting.

Teach her how to perform oral sex? Disgusting to imagine.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon

Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

woohoo

lets go rangers!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hey big guns

how were the games?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

which ones?

the yankee and red sox game?

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

what did you think of NYS vs old yankee stadium

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

new Yankee Stadium was awesome..

What I loved most about it was the massive re-play screen, which appeared to be 4 or 5 times larger than the one in Boston or RBiA and with high definition. Also there were a lot of great restaurants to choose from within the stadium. It was infinitely better than that old Yankee Stadium. I highly recommend it, it’s quite a treat.

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh hell yeh they were!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

from what i could tell... all the way..they better be for those prices!

they should throw in a foot massage for 80 bucks a seat.

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey thanks for the compliment, they were great!

Oh wait, you’re not talking to me…

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Emily Jones

Appears as though she has a really nice rack.

by Rohn Warshington on Jun 17, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thats what she said

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

very nice!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH. MY. GOD.

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 17, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

REC

I’ll take mine with chives too, Thanks!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a Sopranos reference.

I miss that show…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 17, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I smoked many a J with Lorraine Bracco when I lived in NYC

she was my bosses best friend.

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You sir, are good in my book...

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh, we're well represented.

Don’t worry.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon

Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As an avid smoker, I try to never worry...

or maybe that’s why I smoke in the first place, can’t remember…

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't ask me. I play like this.

Photobucket

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon

Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dr. Karen Hil Melfi

Sweet.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 17, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dr. Malfi or whatever, I don't watch it.. I think that's her name

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I envy that you potentially have all that great TV

still to see on DVD.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 17, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeh I need to .. I hear it's pretty amazing

forgettaboutit!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way!?

Have you watched her new show? I likey, so far.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 17, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no I haven't seen it

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nurse Jackie.

Info here, she is an addict nurse in NYC. It’s on Showtime.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 17, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Edie Falco, I believe.

Haven’t seen the show myself (just an ad).

by mgb5 on Jun 17, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bah, brain-slippage.

Oops. Well, it’s still good :)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 17, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeh I went to the premier of that in NYC

that was and still is one of my favorite movies of all time.

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine too.

Very well made. Scorcese has a lot of my favorites of all time.

by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My friend was really good friends with Deniro..

Pesce, Keitel, Bracco and that whole group, so I got to hang with them a lot.
Deniro is actually very shy in person, kinda mumbles when he talks, Bracco not so much. Deniro loves his Puligny Montracet for his dinner wine.

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep completely opposite of the parts he plays

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still can't believe it and Scorcese

lost to Dances w/ Wolves and Costner that year.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 17, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good lord, helluva a memory!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Favorite flick, I hold grudges.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 17, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell yeah

“Henry Hill, Who the hell do you think you are standing me up?”
Very hot in that scene.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 17, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember if you don't click it...

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you get a ticket

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I lost 45 pounds of fat, eating cookies!

Yeah, whatever, biotch.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 17, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay this is a slang question ive always had

and since you are a former ballplayer im sure you have heard all the “that guy is big and strong” iterations like swoll, jacked, etc. Is it yolked like an egg yolk? Or yoked like what goes on oxen? ha

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is a good question.

I have absolutely no clue…haha

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oxen

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yoked

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 17, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent

your sn is not a coincidence i see haha. Thanks for the scoop

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Urban dictionary

serving up etymologies since I can remember ..

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon

Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everytime I see Warsh doing a pregame interview

I imagine that there is an ashtray off screen with like 4 Pall-Malls burning at once.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

next to a bag of sunflower seeds

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Gut speaketh

AJ is 10-24 vs Russ Ortiz. Kank is 1-3 with a BB. So Wash’s gut says to start Hank.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woohoo

go rangers!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why?

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon

Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nickle and dime

wonder how long lewin has been waiting to use that one

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lewin was pretty classic

on the ticket this afternoon ha. Started liking that keebler elf more after that

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn work,

I totally missed that. And, I concur, he is great on the Ticket, interview or hosting.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 17, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah he

kept asking Corby why he wasnt talking to this gaggle of scantily clad girls. Said he was going to get Tom to drop another kingston trio reference tonight ha

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOO BASEBALL

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

come on Baby Huey!!

no tears or fears now!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Harrison's velocity

Looks good, good movement on his pitches so far.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't need a seven pitch walk there, though.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Srike 3

should have been

by tyd3311 on Jun 17, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Seems like umps

are missing the low strike A LOT this yr

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

True.

And it’s bullshit that it happens. Why should age have anything to do with what is a strike and what isn’t?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think it is more about reputation

if harrison establishes himself as a strike thrower who has very good control then he may get the borderline calls.

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rawr ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He is catching Padilla tomorrow

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PADILLA SMASH!

[teagarden] NO VICENTE![/teagarden]

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I laughed and visualized.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon

Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YUP

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

But also Wash doesn’t like Salty catching getaway games and then the first game of a new series so if tea caught tonight he would probably catch Friday. I don’t think Wash wants that for whatever reason

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 17, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

small zone tonight

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SQUEEEEEEZED

Minuscule strike zone so far. Hope our hitters get the same.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

my gf? lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A bunch of my friends love it,

I’m sure I would too…which is why I refuse to let myself watch it and get addicted. I have ENOUGH TV :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

addicted to TV?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...

…thank goodness for DVR. I get hooked on shows pretty easily.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 17, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are YOU watching it or your wife?

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Mrs is watching it in the other room

but that lady with the ridiculous scream is drowning out the boys….

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1-0 already

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he looks good so far

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry run on a sorry call.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ump screwing him over again, ridiculous.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwhich song...

Not as annoying as Mini Sirloin Burgers, but pretty damn close.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

midgets freak me out

i know they are ppl too but they still freak me out

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

reminds me of the family guy episode

where they show the old guy next to the midget at the bus stop and he says: “Where’s the rest of ya?” ha

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAY!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf was that

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

Awesome

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So did the camera guy.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

woooo KINS KONG!! is back

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LMFAO WOW WHAT A THROW

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF WAS THAT?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha...

…I laugh because that happened to the other team.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Their defense is just Laugh-Out-Loud Funny

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the rangers giveth

the rangers taketh away

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pudge wanted the right fielder to have another chance. He blew it.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Left, obviously.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Mighty Rangers Lineup

…is at work tonight ladies and gentleman.

by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF is going on?

Those were the 2 worst throws I have ever seen in a throw, not in a little league game

by tyd3311 on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon

Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh*

Catching by yourself is difficult.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon

Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey pudge

was just giving the LFer some practice is all

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha the throw was hilarious.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

the Astros suck.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

reminds me of

the April 2008 Rangers

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Carlos Lee was bad in LF

Maybe there is someone worse?

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Jun 17, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

May God have mercy on our souls.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe the pitcher put too much crisco on the ball

and pudge and michaels got ahold of the extra grease

by texasraider on Jun 17, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

kinsler is pretty good

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought Kinsler MIGHT get thrown out at home..

But I vastly overjudged that LF’s arm. And control.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhhhh ... Blalock batting third

the Astros have got to be shaking in their non-silver boots at his .270 OBP

by texasraider on Jun 17, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A great day

as I get to WATCH the game AND be on LSB at the same time! This comes around about as often as Haley’s Comet!!!

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Jun 17, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cya!

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon

Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND I'M BACK!!!

Turns out the people who call the police don’t know what city they actually live in! What are the odds?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Jun 17, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

They just keep showing that play

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow hank

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

latest news

Frankie is going to rehab im Frisco on Thursday

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Where is Josey?

Let’s overreact over one at bat :-)

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Be careful what you wish for.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon

Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hank=teh suck

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jun 17, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam's favorite!

Hank reaching across the plate the pull the ball!

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

arabian goggles?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT on a work computer, please!

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Jun 17, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha of course not..

I figured any response to rusty trombone would be nsfw

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

The definition I found.,..


Putting your balls over her eyes and then dotting her forehead with your asshole. Hence arabian goggles
She was feeling home sick so I gave her the old Arabian eye goggles.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felch?

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One day over a catch, my daddy told me

when a pitch is outside, you take it the other way.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

one day over a catch

my dad told me to never let my arms to get too t-rex like ha

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JESUS nelly

that’s a big rosary

by texasraider on Jun 17, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was thinking the same thing

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+2

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon

Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.

by Chase Irwin on Jun 17, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that throw was amazing

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

Nick Johnson’s mustache is hilarious

by tyd3311 on Jun 17, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't figure that out, either.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Gatherer" perhaps?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Jun 17, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He should make a solo album

and title it “None the richer”

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we minus rec?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this umps strikezone is horrid

seen more and more of these this year seems like

by j1veturkey on Jun 17, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY PUDGE!!!!!

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO PUDGE

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pudge

HOF lock?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

First ballot, no question.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Good play by Young.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 17, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dollar hot dog night

its dangerous

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is true....I'll take ten of those please..

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

for lunch tomorrow

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL stock up for the week

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's on.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Year One

Anyone seen it?

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Kinda over Jack Black

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jack Black

He should be administered in measured doses.

High Fidelity has the perfect amount of Jack Black.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 17, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so very true

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even as an old school D fan

I, too, agree with this.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ive seen it @ an early preview

yesterday — “good but not great”

funny, and would have been funnier had i not seen hangover on sunday

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I predict a 4th OF like AB here

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There it is

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what I hate

That cell phone “sprinkles” commercial. I really, really hate it. When it comes on I turn red and everything.

by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What color do you normally turn?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh me too!!!

I hate that commercial almost as much as I hate the PIllsbury dough boy

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Jun 17, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm with you.

I still can’t believe the Verizon guy needed to use the sprinkles to help her understand how the plan works.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the worst commercial ever.

It could only appeal to the stupidest people out there.

by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"You want whip cream?"

the look on that kid’s face nauseates me.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Davis hasn't found himself?

Where the hell has he been looking?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yay!

davis didn’t k!

he has shown improvement.

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

8 pitch inning

sigh

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 17, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ok so besides the circus of the first inning

our offense looks like last night was just a fluke … awesome, change scares me

by texasraider on Jun 17, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Proposal

only Ryan Reynolds film i will NOT see

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What about a sex tape with him and Scarlet.

But it was mostly him with a little bit of her. Would you see that?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is she naked in it?

That’s the only part you need. That’s why God made fast forward.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She is, but you can only see her with him on the screen at the same time.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only want to see it...

because I want to find out what happens at the end.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

weird comment … are you gay? not that there’s anything wrong with it

by texasraider on Jun 17, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

not at all, just think he was funny in Waiting and Van Wilder however the proposal looks terrible

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It looks like Ryan Reynolds at least has some talent...

I just don’t think Dane Cook is funny

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 17, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock

I’m making a special trip to see it Saturday after I wake up

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 17, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh btw..

Angels & Demons the movie was horrible.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hangover = opposite of horrible.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jun 17, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taking about the movie.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good stuff?

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow i effed that up.

*Talking about the movie.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jun 17, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

much like

da vinci code?

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes it was gawd aweful

saw that and terminator 2 for price of 1 :)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't like him

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Millwood

“Hey, how ya doin.”

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell MLB.com?

I’m listening to the game, bring up the boxscore and it shows me to the Boston/Marlins boxscore and at the top for each team it even says Texas and Houston. For what it’s worth, Texas is trotting out Boston’s lineup tonight.

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Jun 17, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we get the monkey off the camera?

Making me sick.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When Bourne bats

Kinsler should play in like he would with a runner on 3rd

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Millwood says...

“Some people call it a sling blade. I call it a Kaiser blade.”

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 17, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What's a druthers?

I’ve never had a druthers. Millwood’s had his druthers, but I never have had mine…

by bhudson on Jun 17, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad times I believe.

Hardships.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pitch count a little high.

42 pitches with one out in the third. Not good.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

43 with 3 outs in 3rd :)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, there's my ass!

I love having that thing shown to me.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what I can a big hop

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 17, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

by the way

durwood merrill’s book is pretty good

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good story on him

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1208/is_n52_v220/ai_18982646/

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree.

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption

by drizzle on Jun 17, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was Pudge just coronated?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SALTY!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PUDGE WHO?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck yeah!!!!

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This game needed some SALT!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SALTY (hr) BALLS!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 17, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

About time.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jun 17, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SAAAAAAAAAAAALTY!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

curious ...

when was the last time the Rangers hit a homer with someone on base?

by texasraider on Jun 17, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yesterday?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually it wasnt last night

3 solo shots…they did have a homerless streak for about 5 games

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler agrees.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last Salty HR was in Houston. Wow!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty goes yard

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jun 17, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That episode sucked real bad

but that scene was hilarious

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his 2nd rbi

of the month.

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good to see Kinsler back in form

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler is 2-2 so far?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES KINS!

nice

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chris Davis walk up song

does anyone know what song is playing when chris davis comes up to bat?

by mikeyman0687 on Jun 17, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's the complete spoken text of mighty casey at the bat.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

should be "Everything sucks" by Dope

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jun 17, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would guess

i don’t want no scrubs

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Swing, Swing"

All American Rejects

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uggh

how about swing life away by rise against

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everybody Hurts

R.E.M.

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dust in the wind?

cuz that’s what u see when he swings and misses.

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Anderson

“Just a-Swingin’”

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wish i got sent random foods

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If I got random food in the mail...

I’d be really leery of eating it.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd listen to him talk about farm subsidies.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you kiddin gme!

empire total war takes up/requires FIFTEEN GIGS of free space!!!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How is it?

I’m considering snagging that one.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

idk havent gotten it yet

got any good suggestions?

im thinking about going (back) to tiger woods 08 or fifa 08 — maybe back to madden 07?

gonna stay away from team fortress 2 for a while though…..

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that SWG?

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

swg?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

starting on the first season of weeds

mary louise parker doesnt look bad at ALL

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

concur

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just started True Blood today

Plan on checking out Weeds sometime soon too

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just downloaded the 3.0 software for iPhone...

stupid AT&T though not rolling out MMS until later this summer.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

such bullshit

i was really looking forward to that

A Cowboy fan from Dallas residing in enemy terretory since 1990..

by Jtiner09 on Jun 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The last 9 HR's hit by Rangers were solo shots

the last time a Ranger hit a HR with a runner on was Kinsler’s 3-run shot on June 5, 12 days ago

by texasraider on Jun 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MLB.tv

I pay 20 bucks a month to watch the games, I do not want ads during the breaks.

by dustym on Jun 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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