Game 64 Game Day Thraed
Houston Astros at Texas Rangers, Jun 17, 2009 7:05 PM CDT
Go Rangers...
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Now this is an interesting wrinkle.
You scroll over the pic for the caption? Nice.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 17, 2009 6:04 PM CDT reply actions
This will be a tough stretch soon to come, we have to stay positive no matter what!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me start the GDT kneejerking
Lincecum is the most overrated pitcher in baseball.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Stay classy San Diego
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Harry starting tonight
Madrigal sent down to OKC.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Poor Mad Dog
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Mixing up letters is better than mixing up the lineup.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
lineup
1. Ian Kinsler, 2B
2. Michael Young, 3B
3. Hank Blalock, DH
4. Nelson Cruz, RF
5. David Murphy, LF
6. Marlon Byrd, CF
7. Chris Davis, 1B
8. Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C
9. Omar Vizquel, SS
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Omar batting 9th? Grrrrrr
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
go team go!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
OT: mel hall going to pen for 45 years
former major league outfielder Mel Hall was sentenced to 45 years in prison Wednesday after being convicted of raping a 12-year-old girl and sexually abusing or inappropriately touching three girls.
only reason i care about mel was because i had a baseball card of him growing up that looked really cool. turns out he’s an evil son of a bitch.
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
darn it
the link that works:
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
shit
I never even knew he was arrested. Raping a 12 year old? 45 years isn’t even enough for that shit.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
guy is/was
a bouncer at one of the douchier bars in dallas: M Street
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Mel was?
From MLB to Bouncer at M Street……
We should’ve seen this coming.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah totally
should have. Real nice guy there but then again i wasnt a 12 yr old so he wasnt THAT nice ha
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
How fitting.
Teach her how to perform oral sex? Disgusting to imagine.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 17, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
My friend is interning for the office that put him away.
She said she wanted to put a bullet in his head right there in court.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
woohoo
lets go rangers!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
hey big guns
how were the games?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
yes
what did you think of NYS vs old yankee stadium
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
new Yankee Stadium was awesome..
What I loved most about it was the massive re-play screen, which appeared to be 4 or 5 times larger than the one in Boston or RBiA and with high definition. Also there were a lot of great restaurants to choose from within the stadium. It was infinitely better than that old Yankee Stadium. I highly recommend it, it’s quite a treat.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
How about the seats? Those damn things look comfortable as hell!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
All the way through the stadium, or just certain sections?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
from what i could tell... all the way..they better be for those prices!
they should throw in a foot massage for 80 bucks a seat.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Hey thanks for the compliment, they were great!
Oh wait, you’re not talking to me…
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
"The Angriest Fans of a First Place Team in MLB"
I don’t know when you changed it, Adam, but that’s so damn fitting.
Wait until they hear we're only 1.5 ahead of the Angels before tonight's game
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Emily Jones
Appears as though she has a really nice rack.
by Rohn Warshington on Jun 17, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions
Go First Place Mother Effin' Texas Rangers!!!
(and baked potatoes)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 17, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
very nice!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a Sopranos reference.
I miss that show…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Think they'll ever make a movie?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I smoked many a J with Lorraine Bracco when I lived in NYC
she was my bosses best friend.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
You sir, are good in my book...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh, we're well represented.
Don’t worry.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 17, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
As an avid smoker, I try to never worry...
or maybe that’s why I smoke in the first place, can’t remember…
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
how much can a person talk about smoking dope
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess that depends...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't ask me. I play like this.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 17, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Dr. Malfi or whatever, I don't watch it.. I think that's her name
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
I envy that you potentially have all that great TV
still to see on DVD.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
yeh I need to .. I hear it's pretty amazing
forgettaboutit!
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
No way!?
Have you watched her new show? I likey, so far.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Nurse Jackie.
Info here, she is an addict nurse in NYC. It’s on Showtime.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Bah, brain-slippage.
Oops. Well, it’s still good :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
yeh I went to the premier of that in NYC
that was and still is one of my favorite movies of all time.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Mine too.
Very well made. Scorcese has a lot of my favorites of all time.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
My friend was really good friends with Deniro..
Pesce, Keitel, Bracco and that whole group, so I got to hang with them a lot.
Deniro is actually very shy in person, kinda mumbles when he talks, Bracco not so much. Deniro loves his Puligny Montracet for his dinner wine.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Still can't believe it and Scorcese
lost to Dances w/ Wolves and Costner that year.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Good lord, helluva a memory!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I have heard that and Blue Bell easily over 100 times in the past week.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I lost 45 pounds of fat, eating cookies!
Yeah, whatever, biotch.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Forgot how yolked Pudge used to be.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions
Atkins diet worked for him I suppose
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay this is a slang question ive always had
and since you are a former ballplayer im sure you have heard all the “that guy is big and strong” iterations like swoll, jacked, etc. Is it yolked like an egg yolk? Or yoked like what goes on oxen? ha
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
That is a good question.
I have absolutely no clue…haha
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Oxen
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yoked
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Excellent
your sn is not a coincidence i see haha. Thanks for the scoop
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Urban dictionary
serving up etymologies since I can remember ..
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 17, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Everytime I see Warsh doing a pregame interview
I imagine that there is an ashtray off screen with like 4 Pall-Malls burning at once.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions
and like 6 different pairs of spectacles
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
lol every pair that your grandmother would look great in
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
the Gut speaketh
AJ is 10-24 vs Russ Ortiz. Kank is 1-3 with a BB. So Wash’s gut says to start Hank.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Last hour always does for some reason
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
woohoo
go rangers!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Why?
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 17, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
yeh he likes that kinda stuff.. i bet he used to be a stoner
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
nickle and dime
wonder how long lewin has been waiting to use that one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Lewin was pretty classic
on the ticket this afternoon ha. Started liking that keebler elf more after that
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanna hear his band, I bet he rocks!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn work,
I totally missed that. And, I concur, he is great on the Ticket, interview or hosting.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Has he hosted on the Ticket before?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah he
kept asking Corby why he wasnt talking to this gaggle of scantily clad girls. Said he was going to get Tom to drop another kingston trio reference tonight ha
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
He actually used it a lot last year
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
lol didn't we both come up with the electrician joke the other night..when the lights went out
at the same exact time? LOL
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Harrison's velocity
Looks good, good movement on his pitches so far.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Didn't need a seven pitch walk there, though.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Seems like umps
are missing the low strike A LOT this yr
Rookies and younguns tend to get squeezed
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
True.
And it’s bullshit that it happens. Why should age have anything to do with what is a strike and what isn’t?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
i think it is more about reputation
if harrison establishes himself as a strike thrower who has very good control then he may get the borderline calls.
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
He is catching Padilla tomorrow
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
PADILLA SMASH!
[teagarden] NO VICENTE![/teagarden]
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I laughed and visualized.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 17, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
But also Wash doesn’t like Salty catching getaway games and then the first game of a new series so if tea caught tonight he would probably catch Friday. I don’t think Wash wants that for whatever reason
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
small zone tonight
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
SQUEEEEEEZED
Minuscule strike zone so far. Hope our hitters get the same.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Anyone watching "So You Think You Can Dance?"
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions
my gf? lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
A bunch of my friends love it,
I’m sure I would too…which is why I refuse to let myself watch it and get addicted. I have ENOUGH TV :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
addicted to TV?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes...
…thank goodness for DVR. I get hooked on shows pretty easily.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
the Mrs is watching it in the other room
but that lady with the ridiculous scream is drowning out the boys….
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry run on a sorry call.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
yep
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Ump screwing him over again, ridiculous.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwhich song...
Not as annoying as Mini Sirloin Burgers, but pretty damn close.
midgets freak me out
i know they are ppl too but they still freak me out
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
smell like cabbage.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
reminds me of the family guy episode
where they show the old guy next to the midget at the bus stop and he says: “Where’s the rest of ya?” ha
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Are they herding mini chickens this time?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
wtf was that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
HAHAHA
Awesome
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
So did the camera guy.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF WAS THAT?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
agreed!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha...
…I laugh because that happened to the other team.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Their defense is just Laugh-Out-Loud Funny
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Pudge wanted the right fielder to have another chance. He blew it.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Left, obviously.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF is going on?
Those were the 2 worst throws I have ever seen in a throw, not in a little league game
he
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 17, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
heh*
Catching by yourself is difficult.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 17, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey pudge
was just giving the LFer some practice is all
Wow
the Astros suck.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
reminds me of
the April 2008 Rangers
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I thought Carlos Lee was bad in LF
Maybe there is someone worse?
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
May God have mercy on our souls.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe the pitcher put too much crisco on the ball
and pudge and michaels got ahold of the extra grease
kinsler is pretty good
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
I thought Kinsler MIGHT get thrown out at home..
But I vastly overjudged that LF’s arm. And control.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
keep me updated on the game
while watch that play over and over and over again
Yeah i just saw that
while catching up. I just fast forwarded to 2 strikes
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
ahhhhh ... Blalock batting third
the Astros have got to be shaking in their non-silver boots at his .270 OBP
A great day
as I get to WATCH the game AND be on LSB at the same time! This comes around about as often as Haley’s Comet!!!
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Cya!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 17, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
AND I'M BACK!!!
Turns out the people who call the police don’t know what city they actually live in! What are the odds?
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
LOL
They just keep showing that play
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
latest news
Frankie is going to rehab im Frisco on Thursday
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Where is Josey?
Let’s overreact over one at bat :-)
Be careful what you wish for.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 17, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Strawberry Shortcake?
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
One day over a catch, my daddy told me
when a pitch is outside, you take it the other way.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions
one day over a catch
my dad told me to never let my arms to get too t-rex like ha
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Was thinking the same thing
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
+2
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 17, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I couldn't figure that out, either.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
what if that guy just smacked Knoxie.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions
There would be a collective cheer
and an instant .gif
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I would make him a bunt cake
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Suppose his brother's name is Fisher?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
With just six tracks
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we minus rec?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
this umps strikezone is horrid
seen more and more of these this year seems like
no batting gloves?
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
WOO PUDGE
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Ahhh love these kind of answers, thanks big guy
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Was wondering what the big deal was, thanks
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
pudge
HOF lock?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
First ballot, no question.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
If you were to pick ANY Ranger in the org.
to be a HOFer who would it be? Discounting Vizquel
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought Raffy did too?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
No and he may never get in
Lying to Congress is kind of embarrassing the game.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
unless he's on "that list"
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
dollar hot dog night
its dangerous
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
for lunch tomorrow
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
agreed, never heard of that until tonight
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Year One
Anyone seen it?
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
Jack Black
He should be administered in measured doses.
High Fidelity has the perfect amount of Jack Black.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 17, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
so very true
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Even as an old school D fan
I, too, agree with this.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
ive seen it @ an early preview
yesterday — “good but not great”
funny, and would have been funnier had i not seen hangover on sunday
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I predict a 4th OF like AB here
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
There it is
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
You know what I hate
That cell phone “sprinkles” commercial. I really, really hate it. When it comes on I turn red and everything.
What color do you normally turn?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh me too!!!
I hate that commercial almost as much as I hate the PIllsbury dough boy
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 17, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm with you.
I still can’t believe the Verizon guy needed to use the sprinkles to help her understand how the plan works.
It's the worst commercial ever.
It could only appeal to the stupidest people out there.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
"You want whip cream?"
the look on that kid’s face nauseates me.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Davis hasn't found himself?
Where the hell has he been looking?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
ugh
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
yay!
davis didn’t k!
he has shown improvement.
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
ok so besides the circus of the first inning
our offense looks like last night was just a fluke … awesome, change scares me
The Proposal
only Ryan Reynolds film i will NOT see
What about a sex tape with him and Scarlet.
But it was mostly him with a little bit of her. Would you see that?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Is she naked in it?
That’s the only part you need. That’s why God made fast forward.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
She is, but you can only see her with him on the screen at the same time.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
nope
not at all, just think he was funny in Waiting and Van Wilder however the proposal looks terrible
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
is he the poor man's Dane Cook or is it the other way around?
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
It looks like Ryan Reynolds at least has some talent...
I just don’t think Dane Cook is funny
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 17, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I love Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock
I’m making a special trip to see it Saturday after I wake up
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Looked like it from the previews, thanks for the heads up
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Hangover = opposite of horrible.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
Taking about the movie.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
wow i effed that up.
*Talking about the movie.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
much like
da vinci code?
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
yes it was gawd aweful
saw that and terminator 2 for price of 1 :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Millwood
“Hey, how ya doin.”
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
What the hell MLB.com?
I’m listening to the game, bring up the boxscore and it shows me to the Boston/Marlins boxscore and at the top for each team it even says Texas and Houston. For what it’s worth, Texas is trotting out Boston’s lineup tonight.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Millwood hates doing this shit.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
Can we get the monkey off the camera?
Making me sick.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
When Bourne bats
Kinsler should play in like he would with a runner on 3rd
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I like biscuits and mustard, ummmm hmmmmmm
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
What's a druthers?
I’ve never had a druthers. Millwood’s had his druthers, but I never have had mine…
Bad times I believe.
Hardships.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Pitch count a little high.
42 pitches with one out in the third. Not good.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
43 with 3 outs in 3rd :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, there's my ass!
I love having that thing shown to me.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
by the way
durwood merrill’s book is pretty good
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
good story on him
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1208/is_n52_v220/ai_18982646/
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Was Pudge just coronated?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
SALTY!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Fuck yeah!!!!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
This game needed some SALT!!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
SALTY (hr) BALLS!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
SAAAAAAAAAAAALTY!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Yesterday?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
actually it wasnt last night
3 solo shots…they did have a homerless streak for about 5 games
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Salty sez
Fuck you OPS!
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Kinsler agrees.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
That episode sucked real bad
but that scene was hilarious
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
his 2nd rbi
of the month.
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Good to see Kinsler back in form
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Chris Davis walk up song
does anyone know what song is playing when chris davis comes up to bat?
It's the complete spoken text of mighty casey at the bat.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i would guess
i don’t want no scrubs
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
"Swing, Swing"
All American Rejects
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
uggh
how about swing life away by rise against
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Everybody Hurts
R.E.M.
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
dust in the wind?
cuz that’s what u see when he swings and misses.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
"I Got It" by Gorilla Zoe
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
Actually a pretty badass cd. Some beats go hard as hell.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
John Anderson
“Just a-Swingin’”
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
i wish i got sent random foods
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
If I got random food in the mail...
I’d be really leery of eating it.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
TAG would be a great NPR radio host.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
I'd listen to him talk about farm subsidies.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
or Schweaty Balls
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
are you kiddin gme!
empire total war takes up/requires FIFTEEN GIGS of free space!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
How is it?
I’m considering snagging that one.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
idk havent gotten it yet
got any good suggestions?
im thinking about going (back) to tiger woods 08 or fifa 08 — maybe back to madden 07?
gonna stay away from team fortress 2 for a while though…..
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
swg?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
starting on the first season of weeds
mary louise parker doesnt look bad at ALL
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I just started True Blood today
Plan on checking out Weeds sometime soon too
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Just downloaded the 3.0 software for iPhone...
stupid AT&T though not rolling out MMS until later this summer.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
such bullshit
i was really looking forward to that
A Cowboy fan from Dallas residing in enemy terretory since 1990..
The last 9 HR's hit by Rangers were solo shots
the last time a Ranger hit a HR with a runner on was Kinsler’s 3-run shot on June 5, 12 days ago
This always feels weird when they do this.
In Gut we trust.

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