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that sucked

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

well this game isn't quite as good as yesterday's

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll post it again since the thread closed

the last 9 HR’s by Rangers have been solo shots

last time a Ranger hit a HR with runners on was June 5

by texasraider on Jun 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

the astros version of lewin

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

i dont mind lewin personally because nothing annoys me more than generic announcer guy

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i am muting it for this inning

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

back to PC games

what did you mean by SWG?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

ahh

havent played it — havent played any of the star wars gamesfor PC

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got hooked on it bad.

I refuse to ever play a WoW type game again.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i never played WoW

heh GF would probably tell me to take a leap LOL

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love Jedi Academy and Jedi Outcast for PC

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

i REALLY want to get

empire total war….

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hate carlos lee

and his crap ass fielding that leads to in the park home runs

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

yup he's a real butcher out there

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

go team go!

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Houston announcers suck

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

flipping between

the FSHouston and FSSouthwest. they both suck

In Gut we trust.

by austin p. on Jun 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I missed something

where the hell is Lewin?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

switched with the Houston guy

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hunter Pence should've gotten dirty

that’s what gritty players do.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Interesting, MLB.com's At Bat application on the iphone...

as of tomorrow will start allowing you to twatch 2 games of their choose free per day. They just keep making that app better.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Same here...

I pretty well feel I’ve gotten $10 out of it already and then some.

I’ve used it to listen to probably 6-8 games this year if not more from being stuck at work, and the instant highlights as well as the condensed games are nice when I miss one.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

same here

get to listen when stuck at work, and its awesome for quickly checking box scores

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

elvis has that

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

This game really sucks.

I have to listen to some shitty Houston announcer and we’re really not playing well.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Who is tommorows starter?

thinking about going…

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Padilla I think

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

grounders up the middle like that really make you appreciate elvis when he’s not on the field making those look routine

by erikj07 on Jun 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

i do not like the score

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Why is the Astros announcer still around?

TAG needs to get his machine gun out on this guy.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

at least he isnt talking about twitter

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nellie!!!!!!!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Well that works

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Nellie!!!!

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

NC-17.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jun 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

wow the balls are flying tonight

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Tie game

and the Astros announcer goes wild!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ MISSILE!

One of the least exciting home run calls ever from the Astros guy.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

nice cruz nice

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUZ!

MrCruz

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption

by drizzle on Jun 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Didn't that guy play with Babe Ruth?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like nelson cruz

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn.....

I come to check the GDT, forgetting that MLB.tv is about 2 minutes behind.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

no wonder Astros fans are bitter

having to listen to this asshole every game

by texasraider on Jun 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

lmao really?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

good point

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why the hell do they do this?

I could give 2 shits what the ’stros do.

Is this a interleague thang?

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I think its a Houston/FSNSW thing

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

They've done it before

With the Angels, I think, but thank God in Heaven it was not Rex Hudler.

by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

so is Josh over doing the astro play by play?

astro fans must be like, please don’t go!!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i cant imagine

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone with some personality for a change!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Byrd took a walk

my life is complete.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Davis is going to hit a HR here

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

You screwed us all

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I call a CD bomb.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jun 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

f

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jun 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was a KD bomb

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris Davis with a hitter's count.

Not sure he’ll know what to do here.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Swing away, that's the answer!

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Davis, come on, you're not getting that call.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

That pitch was absolutely meat...

…and he just flat can’t hit it.

The dude is just simply bad at baseball right now.

by Texas_Dawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

On TV it looks down the middle

But it was really inside. Can’t tell if it’s a strike or not.

by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

tracker on mlb

showed top outside corner, just caught the edge

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah I 'mis-spoke'

But the point is ya can’t always tell on TV.

by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

if it looks questionable i usually check the tracker

and its usually nowhere near where i thought

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

screw it

at this point its mute + new weeds from the other night

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

ahhhh

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

davis shutup. you suck

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets check the tracker

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kris

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Paging J. Smoak, Mr. J. Smoak

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Jun 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm hurt!

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

How has Blalock done today?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not into small sample sizes.

I’ll take the full season and Blalock isn’t below replacement.

by Texas_Dawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stick him at 1B full time

and he could easily be

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

God that was brutal listening to him for an inning...

how do Astro fans do it for 162 games?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

one more reason

that the rangers are better than the astros

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah im watching in austin

and only get the stros broadcast. Brown is extremely boring

by erikj07 on Jun 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Already a -0.3 WAR...

…one of only 22 MLB regulars below replacement…

…and dropping fast.

We are in a playoff race and completely sacrificing a spot in the order for a AAA project. Unreal.

by Texas_Dawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

what is FOTF btw?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

.9 WAR

Replacement and positional adjustments pretty much cancel out the piss poor defense.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

at 815?

shit son

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

kickball is big around here

home team is decided by chugging contest. players get to smoke/drink beer while playing. it’s like bowling, but you have to run

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Played a season of that

loved it. We were the motorboaters. The girls on our team, well lets just say they were easy on the eyes ha

by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol rut-roh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Weren't you listening a minute ago...

he did the Roughriders first season.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Frisco...he oughta replace Barnett

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Jun 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good lord not Rhyner.

What. A. Beating.

Last week, when the Stars had fired their coach and I got a text alert from The Ticket telling me to tune in for the breaking news, all I heard on the air was Rhyner and Corby talking about the MTV movie awards or something completely retarded.

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by Brandon Worley on Jun 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

What the hell?

Josh putting his hand on Rhyner’s knee?

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Classic Lewin.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's a WTF even for Lewin...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

they're in love

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a slight awkward pause there...

after Josh asked to put his hand on Rhyner’s thigh.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Rhyner > Barnett

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

MushMouth>Barnett

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Jun 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Mike...

“Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

rhyns isnt doing too bad

maybe he can take over on the radio broadcast for barnett

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

good idea

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

BIGTIME SQUEEZE THERE, WTF.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bullshit call

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

awwwwwww freak you ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Same pitch that Davis struck out on last inning.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are these those stupid guys that dress like superheros?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

hes a school teacher

suprise suprise

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Hehe

Rhyner’s dead from Knox…

by bhudson on Jun 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

What's the story on that?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think he has headphones to hear Knox

I think that’s what he meant

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah...

someone else said something about Rhyner being dead earlier this thread.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

ticket schtick

he doesnt like to be referred to as rhyner anymore….so he says rhyner is dead

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rhyner met

an untimely death on Dowdy Ferry Road (sp?) a few years back.

by stltxfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on Matt...

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

i so want lewin to ask rhyner if he likes his gig

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh shit, it's going to be Grilli time.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

crap

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bleh Grilli.

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

That will get you out of an inning

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!!

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

YESSSS

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

there's meatballs on the Grilli!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

IT'S ON, ASTROS!

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I hated it the first time I saw it

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate the Hardline

in it’s current form.

But that was seriously some radio quality PBP.

by bhudson on Jun 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I blame Greggo

For the state the HL is currently in.

If that A-hole hadn’t have gotten hooked on Coke.

Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989

by Brandon Bibb on Jun 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never understood the appeal of Greggo

Nor did I understand all the whining about “how could Rhyner/Corby/the rest turn their back on him and let the Ticket fire him!!!” angst that ensued.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

greggo

i never got the draw to him either, but the shows been lacking ever since the split.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 17, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly...

Greggo sucked, Rhyner sucked, but the hardline was still somehow good. Greggo’s gone and now the show is unlistenable.

by bhudson on Jun 17, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

A fatter Tony Stewart

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

And less gay.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

YAY OMAR

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Omar!!!!

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

crowd already knew

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

preferably in the orange print shirt

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

saw gone baby gone yesterday

was weird seeing omar as a cop in that movie

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMAHHHHHH

Lots of standings O’s today

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

F6 coming up

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

woo omar!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I love the Astros defense!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Omar!!!!!!

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Well that was weird

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

throw was good

fielder couldn’t hang on to the ball

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the replay, you're right

It looked bad in real time

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

MLB gameday had it as a throwing error on Pudge

but Matsui had the ball and tagged him out….until it got knocked out of his glove

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 17, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

And people intolerant of other people's cultures.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aqua on Jun 17, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Dude. It’s a joke.

“Pudge hates Asians.” Seriously?? LOL.

Whatever.

by Texas_Dawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thin Ice, man.

You’re fucking with my people and my favorite player now.

by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

In that case..

Little known fact about Pudge…

Huge fan of Jewish people.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Highly intolerant of redheads though

Sorry D-Tron

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I sent him a card...

I got a fake signature on a postcard back.

It was still pretty cool.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nelly Cruz gave me a ball last year

So, apparently, he’s highly tolerant of redheads :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doubt it

He wasn’t nearly as friendly as Sidney Ponson. Or as obvious about interest in other parts of me as a few of the other players.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was Ponson tipsy?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its Ponson

Should there ever be any doubt?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was in the dugout

I hope not

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris Davis threw one to me last year

End of the inning, in September, when I was about the only person sitting near where he caught a popup near the third base stands.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 17, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

No kids were close by. If there were, he would have thrown it to the kid.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you give him a head nod?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 17, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

NICE OMAR

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay Omar!

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

OMAHHHHH

With the Kinsler assist

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

That throw by Bourne was awful

I thought he was supposed to be pretty good in the field?

by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

in area he covers

not arm

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like Julio

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck pence

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

my sentiments exactly

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 17, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really hate Hunter Pence

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking Pence

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

So, how's Harrison looking?

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 17, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Not very good command

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really fooling many today

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

sloth bear

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

New Pollution = Stoner Talk?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

i don't like grilli

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 17, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Grilli sucks

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

+ 1

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 17, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come jrilled.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Come my people.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't mess with the original

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 17, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

mine's better

because it’s Hunter Pence’s GF

by texasraider on Jun 17, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even as a girl

I agree

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 17, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

can someone remind me what jamey's big thing

about grilli is/was?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Used to be good with Detroit.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, Ian.

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Jun 17, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Grilli

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

not really his fault

just well placed GBs

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 17, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Emily Jones

has a large face, and she’s not really attractive.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

-1

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Jun 17, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's no Erin Andrews, that's for sure.

If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 17, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

mandatory erin andrews pic

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bless you, sir.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't even look at Erin...

because it pains me that I’ll never get with her.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

emily jones >>>> jim knox

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes, yes

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's pretty easy on the eyes.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that an Emily Jones stalk in the background?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 17, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Kaz Matsui.

He has butthole problems.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 17, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

hm

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

that made me laugh, probably because i’m 10 years old.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you kind sir

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking ump!

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 17, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

IN YOUR FACE

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 17, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

KK!!!

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

grilli done good.

that inning felt very ranger like circa last week

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 17, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Melmart

Where has she been this season?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 17, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Working a lot

And I think she lurks some too :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish we had a Sonic closeby

i miss Route 44 diet cherry lemonades…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

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