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well this game isn't quite as good as yesterday's
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I'll post it again since the thread closed
the last 9 HR’s by Rangers have been solo shots
last time a Ranger hit a HR with runners on was June 5
dynamite drop in monty
i see that broadcasting school is really paying off
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
What is your real name?
I put mine on here…what is yours?
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
no, that's his real name
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
the astros version of lewin
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I'd rather listen to Lewin any day about anything
I hate these guys with “announcer voices”
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i am muting it for this inning
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
back to PC games
what did you mean by SWG?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
ahh
havent played it — havent played any of the star wars gamesfor PC
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i never played WoW
heh GF would probably tell me to take a leap LOL
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Love Jedi Academy and Jedi Outcast for PC
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
i REALLY want to get
empire total war….
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
i hate carlos lee
and his crap ass fielding that leads to in the park home runs
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
go team go!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Houston announcers suck
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I missed something
where the hell is Lewin?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
switched with the Houston guy
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Interesting, MLB.com's At Bat application on the iphone...
as of tomorrow will start allowing you to twatch 2 games of their choose free per day. They just keep making that app better.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Same here...
I pretty well feel I’ve gotten $10 out of it already and then some.
I’ve used it to listen to probably 6-8 games this year if not more from being stuck at work, and the instant highlights as well as the condensed games are nice when I miss one.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
This game really sucks.
I have to listen to some shitty Houston announcer and we’re really not playing well.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Well play better then
Make us all happy.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
that ball gets hit and I'm thinkin' "that's an easy play for Elvis" and then....
never mind
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
And suffer the subsequent 10 minutes all over again
I don’t think so.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Who is tommorows starter?
thinking about going…
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
Padilla I think
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
1 pitch, 1 out
luverly
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Cruz, however...
…can actually hit a baseball.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
grounders up the middle like that really make you appreciate elvis when he’s not on the field making those look routine
i do not like the score
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Why is the Astros announcer still around?
TAG needs to get his machine gun out on this guy.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
at least he isnt talking about twitter
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Well that works
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Nellie!!!!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
wow the balls are flying tonight
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Tie game
and the Astros announcer goes wild!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ MISSILE!
One of the least exciting home run calls ever from the Astros guy.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
CRUZ!
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Jun 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Didn't that guy play with Babe Ruth?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
i like nelson cruz
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Damn.....
I come to check the GDT, forgetting that MLB.tv is about 2 minutes behind.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
all assholes are boring
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Why the hell do they do this?
I could give 2 shits what the ’stros do.
Is this a interleague thang?
I'm Ron Burgundy?
I think its a Houston/FSNSW thing
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Yeah this is such a bitter rivalry
let me tell ya ha
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
that's the American way
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
They've done it before
With the Angels, I think, but thank God in Heaven it was not Rex Hudler.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
so is Josh over doing the astro play by play?
astro fans must be like, please don’t go!!
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
i cant imagine
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Davis is going to hit a HR here
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
it was a KD bomb
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris Davis with a hitter's count.
Not sure he’ll know what to do here.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Swing away, that's the answer!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Davis, come on, you're not getting that call.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
That pitch was absolutely meat...
…and he just flat can’t hit it.
The dude is just simply bad at baseball right now.
On TV it looks down the middle
But it was really inside. Can’t tell if it’s a strike or not.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
tracker on mlb
showed top outside corner, just caught the edge
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
yeah I 'mis-spoke'
But the point is ya can’t always tell on TV.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
if it looks questionable i usually check the tracker
and its usually nowhere near where i thought
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
screw it
at this point its mute + new weeds from the other night
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
yep
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Something we should all be used to at this point
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Lets check the tracker
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I'm hurt!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
How has Blalock done today?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Stick him at 1B full time
and he could easily be
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
God that was brutal listening to him for an inning...
how do Astro fans do it for 162 games?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
one more reason
that the rangers are better than the astros
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Astros fans? They have those?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Already a -0.3 WAR...
…one of only 22 MLB regulars below replacement…
…and dropping fast.
We are in a playoff race and completely sacrificing a spot in the order for a AAA project. Unreal.
what is FOTF btw?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
.9 WAR
Replacement and positional adjustments pretty much cancel out the piss poor defense.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He's terrible
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
got too big for his britches
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he kept missing work. 4 hours on the radio? What a life...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Off to an old man softball doubleheader
go Rangers!!!
swing for the fences!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
at 815?
shit son
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
kickball is big around here
home team is decided by chugging contest. players get to smoke/drink beer while playing. it’s like bowling, but you have to run
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Running in the summer? ugh
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Played a season of that
loved it. We were the motorboaters. The girls on our team, well lets just say they were easy on the eyes ha
by Michael Cave on Jun 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Weren't you listening a minute ago...
he did the Roughriders first season.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Good lord not Rhyner.
What. A. Beating.
Last week, when the Stars had fired their coach and I got a text alert from The Ticket telling me to tune in for the breaking news, all I heard on the air was Rhyner and Corby talking about the MTV movie awards or something completely retarded.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
Classic Lewin.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
yeah, that's a WTF even for Lewin...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
What a slight awkward pause there...
after Josh asked to put his hand on Rhyner’s thigh.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Rhyner > Barnett
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Hey Mike...
“Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
rhyns isnt doing too bad
maybe he can take over on the radio broadcast for barnett
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
from what I've heard of Barnett, I would support that.
What a beating it would be to have only radio.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
BIGTIME SQUEEZE THERE, WTF.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Bullshit call
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Same pitch that Davis struck out on last inning.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Are these those stupid guys that dress like superheros?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I don't think so
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
hes a school teacher
suprise suprise
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
What's the story on that?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I don't think he has headphones to hear Knox
I think that’s what he meant
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
ticket schtick
he doesnt like to be referred to as rhyner anymore….so he says rhyner is dead
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Rhyner met
an untimely death on Dowdy Ferry Road (sp?) a few years back.
Come on Matt...
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
i so want lewin to ask rhyner if he likes his gig
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Oh shit, it's going to be Grilli time.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
crap
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Bleh Grilli.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
That will get you out of an inning
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
YES!!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
IT'S ON, ASTROS!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I hated it the first time I saw it
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
It's entertainment news
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I blame Greggo
For the state the HL is currently in.
If that A-hole hadn’t have gotten hooked on Coke.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jun 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I never understood the appeal of Greggo
Nor did I understand all the whining about “how could Rhyner/Corby/the rest turn their back on him and let the Ticket fire him!!!” angst that ensued.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
greggo
i never got the draw to him either, but the shows been lacking ever since the split.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
exactly...
Greggo sucked, Rhyner sucked, but the hardline was still somehow good. Greggo’s gone and now the show is unlistenable.
A fatter Tony Stewart
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
And less gay.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Ties Nestor’s daddy.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jun 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Omar!!!!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
preferably in the orange print shirt
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
I like the one with the shotgun better but this will do nicely.
Congratulations to the great Omar Vizquel.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
saw gone baby gone yesterday
was weird seeing omar as a cop in that movie
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
OMAHHHHHH
Lots of standings O’s today
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
try sitting on your hand for a few minutes, I hear it's awesome!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
F6 coming up
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
woo omar!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I love the Astros defense!!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Omar!!!!!!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Well that was weird
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Two bad throws by Pudge tonight
Wow
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
throw was good
fielder couldn’t hang on to the ball
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
On the replay, you're right
It looked bad in real time
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
MLB gameday had it as a throwing error on Pudge
but Matsui had the ball and tagged him out….until it got knocked out of his glove
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 17, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
And people intolerant of other people's cultures.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Alright what the fuck is going on here?
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Thin Ice, man.
You’re fucking with my people and my favorite player now.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Highly intolerant of redheads though
Sorry D-Tron
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
It's true.
He signed a beisbol for me.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Nelly Cruz gave me a ball last year
So, apparently, he’s highly tolerant of redheads :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Doubt it
He wasn’t nearly as friendly as Sidney Ponson. Or as obvious about interest in other parts of me as a few of the other players.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Was Ponson tipsy?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Its Ponson
Should there ever be any doubt?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He was in the dugout
I hope not
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris Davis threw one to me last year
End of the inning, in September, when I was about the only person sitting near where he caught a popup near the third base stands.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 17, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he threw it to you because he knew of your message board greatness
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you give it to a kid close by?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope
No kids were close by. If there were, he would have thrown it to the kid.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
did you give him a head nod?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Yay Omar!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
OMAHHHHH
With the Kinsler assist
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
in area he covers
not arm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Like Julio
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
my sentiments exactly
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 17, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I really hate Hunter Pence
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Fucking Pence
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
So, how's Harrison looking?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Not very good command
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 17, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really fooling many today
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
sloth bear

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
New Pollution = Stoner Talk?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
shhhhhhh, never speak of that stuff on here....
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't like grilli
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
So far with good reason, I'll stay patient with him
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Grilli sucks
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
ugh
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Don't mess with the original

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
it is not better
because she’s not as hot.
by Black Francis on Jun 17, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Even as a girl
I agree
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
fwiw i think pence's girlfriend is hotter
cuter face and better eyes imo
by rangersfan32 on Jun 17, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
She only looks good to you there
because she’s barely dressed
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Hard to even compare the two.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
can someone remind me what jamey's big thing
about grilli is/was?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Used to be good with Detroit.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
eh?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck Grilli
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
not really his fault
just well placed GBs
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
She's no Erin Andrews, that's for sure.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
mandatory erin andrews pic

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Bless you, sir.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
emily jones >>>> jim knox
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 17, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, yes, yes
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 17, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
She's pretty easy on the eyes.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that an Emily Jones stalk in the background?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Kaz Matsui.
He has butthole problems.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Fucking ump!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
IN YOUR FACE
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
KK!!!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
wow
grilli done good.
that inning felt very ranger like circa last week
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Melmart
Where has she been this season?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Working a lot
And I think she lurks some too :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 17, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish we had a Sonic closeby
i miss Route 44 diet cherry lemonades…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)




































