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please dont start this BS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 18, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Dustin Nippert sighting in Frisco...
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
BBTiA@rangerstvjosh: Please, Josh, never use "pwnage" on the air again. Thanks.
by Joey Matschulat on Jun 18, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
Just once I would love to hear this
…heck I even loved hearing the word pwn coming from Lewin’s mouth once. However any more than that and I’ll rip my ears out.
And he responded...
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Cheers, big fountain drinks too...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
sodas these days at fast food joints are entirely too large.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
McDonalds drink that comes with Happy Meal is enough for me
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i miss it so much
when i wa sin TX got whataburger, chic fil a and cajun food all in a weekend :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 18, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
Back when I was in college they had an “All You Can Eat” menu.
So disturbing.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Well
Frankie only pitched one inning. Dusty Tits pitched the second inning.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
I'm on the interwebs radio tonight talking Rangers
At 8:20 p.m. Listen here.
After me is the guy who asked if Raul Ibanez is on steroids.
I bought my dad a RedHawks shirt today
I’m taking him to a RedHawks/I-Cubs game in early July. I don’t want him tempted to wear anything Cubs that day. Although, I must say I’ve successfully converted my mom, dad and brother into bi-partisan fans of the Cubs and Rangers :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Yeah, Josh, it's his hamstring.
That fat ass has nothing to do with how slow Lee is.
Berkman looks like distant cousin of Phil Mikkelsen.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
wow, you know what, thats actually very true
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Hey Josey,
I’d really like to know what you think about Nolan putting Kris Benson in the rotation this year.
Was that his answer to improve our pitching?
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5925
Magic Number- 98
Was it really you
…who said that Elvis Andrus was going to be a bleeping disaster?
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder sometimes if TT is a machine
even when he gets hurt he barely shows any kind of emotion
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
TT =
another player too smart for his manager.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
To hear you tell it...
…Muhammad Ali circa 2009 is too smart for this manager.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 18, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
You didn't give him a ringing endorsment
on the podcast either, AJM
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I'm not a big Ron Washington fan
But I don’t think he should be eating with a cork on his fork, though.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 18, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash uses a fork?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
You're like dogshit in a park
that’s barely noticed, BF
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Well you certainly are noticed.
I’ll give you that.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Just the smell,BF
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Spork
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course not.
He eats with his hands, sleeps in the dugout after games and in the Superdome in the off-season, and plays a mean harmonica on downtown street corners.
Also, because I like sharing random stories,
One of our local high school teams played in Principal Park on Sunday (home of the Iowa Cubs). The I-Cubs played the Omaha Royals that day, so our sports editor took some shots during that game too. He showed me one of a great I-Cubs slide into third base and my first reaction was, “Aww…Metcalf,” when I saw the former Ranger getting ready for the throw.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Because that's where I was born
And I love it here
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Lived in Texas for four years
Took my parents to a game when they came to visit me, and instantly fell in love.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
BS call
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Cheata rings up Puma is much better
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, wow
that was definitely a ball.
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
berkman is not happy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
berkman looks like a ballplayer
that may need to wear a bro.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
K!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
I think you might be right
well at least he should end up with a low 4.00 ERA and a nice record… I’ll take it, but i still wouldnt dare pick up his option
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
depending on how the kids are looking
…and whether or not Millwood keeps up what he’s doing, I’d consider it.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
And may still not get signed by us...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Burn Notice
anyone watching?
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
hulu tomorrow
no spoilers plz
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 18, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I think most people here are watching beisbol.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i hate that mlb.tv
now has commercials.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
no kidding, really sucks
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
putting in the call for Hank F Blalock
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
LOL
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 18, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
My man crush pants are walking around the room
with Joe N on tv
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I was thinking that as well...
…but Nieuwendyk had a much better NHL career than Greer did with MLB (mainly b/c of injuries).
Nieuwendyk, like Young... was a very good player...
…something just short of HoF but just really consistent and solid and a great team leader (Conn Smythe in ’99).
joe N on tv
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I have no idea who this guy is
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
micah
he’s a god
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I don't do hockey
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh...I can watch it in person ok
But I think it’s boring on TV.
I know a lot of people think that about baseball too though.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I love hockey
it’s just one of those sports I decided to try when the stars moved here and fell in love. Baseball can be boring on tv. I don’t really watch non ranger games but I’ll watch just about any hockey game.
GM of the Stars
Also a former player and the playoff MVP on the Stars’ 1999 championship team.
I screamed myself hoarse for two days the night they won the Cup.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
whats happening with turco?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 18, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
man, i would be very said to see Marty go
even if he was not good last year
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I don't see MY as past his prime
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
you've got to remember
turco is 34. He’ll be 35 next year and as a goalie that’s not good. MY was an easy example, probably not the best though.
Man I didn't realize he was already 34
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
he turns 34 this august or something like that
i know it’s before the season starts. He spent four years in college then a couple in the minors before being behind belfour. He’s older than you think.
Who is goalie we are tryiing to wine and dine right now?
Cant remember…
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know anything about Turco at all
I was just commenting on MY
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he lost it after finally having a great playoff run...
…but falling short to Detroit (not his fault at all… but had to be really deflating).
Nellie.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
that was some lazy ass catching
way to block the ball
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
With men on base? Your crazy man, your crazy...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Whatever happened to JR Towles
Is he the Astros version of Jason Botts?
-Angry fan of a First Place Team
Wooo
The Astros can’t throw very well
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
LOL Astros
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
So yeah
At lunch I used to eat the popcorn chicken at Sonic a lot when I used to have an office job.
One time I got the mozzerella sticks
And when I took a bite grease flew up and hit me on the face. It hurt.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
reminds me of my "Totino's Pizza Roll Injury"
I bit into a PR, the sauce squirted out and I had a 2nd degree burn on my chin.
True Story.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Those are very dangerous
They can also make you septic, by dissolving your entire digestive tract.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Samething happened to me, but my nose was the victim...
we might have a case to pursue?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Well it didn't require medical treatment
I’m just trying to keep up the fast food talk. It seems to work for some reason.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I got a mint blizz tonight
So goood
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Those are good
But I’m addicted to the andes mint ones lately
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
The ice cream at Braums
…never fails, but the food is hit and miss by location.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
#1 Combo with cheese and a medium chocolate malt, please.
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Calling Jackie Moore back?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Astros skip
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 18, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
their fans
who think they’re not bad or in a better position than the rangers make me laugh. this is a bad baseball team.
I read that article
& those comments, too- winning a pennant tends to skew everything. The Astros run is over. Time to start over. The Rangers will be the Texas team to watch for a while, …
beneath the paving stones, the beach!
the delusion boggles the mind
they’ve got several pieces they could move, Berkman, Tejada, Oswalt, Bourne, Wandy, Valverde, and maybe Pence.
A good deal or two and they’d be okay. But the refusal to even think about selling their best assets makes me question Drayton’s sanity.
should keep bourne/wandy/pence
thats not a HORRID core
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 18, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Wandy
Without looking, how old do you think he is?
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 18, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
not the slightest idea
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 18, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
27.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
30
He’s only 6 months younger than Jason Jennings.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 18, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
31?
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 18, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Dang, the Astros look like the Showalter Rangers in the field.
beneath the paving stones, the beach!
Two more weeks of sparing us to death...
that’s the KKKKKris Davis I know.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
You should give him
Miles’ old avatar. The Pomeranian, remember? That was pure genius and you know Josey’s a dog and cat lover.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
One of the greatest
avatars used on LSB. Maybe the greatest.
"Go post a dinosaur in a gameday thread."-Finnerty.Fan
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Yep
That happened to me for awhile. I use yahoo mail though, so that’s my fault. It’s been better lately.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Occasionally
Scott Lucas’ emails pretty much always come late.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
So, Padilla looking good so far I see
Woot.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Hey did you guys know Hunter Pence is from Arlington???
Josh thinks his full name is “Arlington Native Hunter Pence”
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Much like the White Sox announcers calling Hank Blalock "Henry" all weekend
Blech.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i wonder if someone hires buck this year
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Have there been seven Ranger HRs this series?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Sounds right
Remember, I’m walking a mile tomorrow night at my Relay For Life for every Rangers HR of this series.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
"Come to Jesus!, buvver!"
(& now Erstad doubles, jeez, … 0-28 before, too, … )
beneath the paving stones, the beach!
Larry King gives the Rangers a shout out...
He’s interviewing the Jonas Brothers in the Cowboys new stadium and he goes the other stadium between Dallas and Ft. Worth is for the “First place Texas Rangers”
wooot
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
I've been working with him on that
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
yes i know...work harder, I need free tickets!!!
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
You're at the top of my list :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm nice like that :)
To those who are kind to me..
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, the O'Day
thing, what robbery! Why’d the Mets let ’em go?
beneath the paving stones, the beach!
Ny knows everything, never question NY...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Rubbing his face in it
always a successful strategy.
"Go post a dinosaur in a gameday thread."-Finnerty.Fan
Darin Erstad with a double?
Whoops.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
he might be a type B
However, with the way this past season FA market unfolded, I am not sure JD should offer arbitration to any of them
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
someone is going to offer him a multi year
contract. It may not be for as much money as he’d like but the two years and more money should be better than an arbitration one year award.
he is making $3M this year
and would probably get ~$4M in arb. He could probably get a 2yr/$6M deal from someone.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Byrd has just been all-around horrible in CF this year
-2.9 UZR, -8.3 UZR/150
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Julio
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 18, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
could be in Arlington in Aug
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
We have one, just not ready yet...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
when is miles coming back btw?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
He has a gf last I heard
So probably has other things to do with his time…and hands…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
good point ;)
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 18, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
sigh
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
How come we're not getting more pics of the Hunter Pence
piece o ice that was so effective the other night?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Because I requested no more
She’s average at best anyhow. And has Sammy Sosa face.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds lovely
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Great
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Sammy Sosa face
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't pull your mid-game meltdown just because I arrived, Padilla.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
All I did was think of the Pence gf
and good things happened.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I suggest the art Telegraph made
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
not I....lol
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jun 18, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's pretty awful that there has to be a "separate" show
For people who aren’t stick thin
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Another son of Josey Wales about to hit
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Replace foot with
…“bottle of Clorox” and you’re onto something.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
2 scoreless innings, 1 walk, 1 k with no hits allowed for Dusty Tits.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
Naw, I'm pretty sure it's Dusty Tits.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
you are correct, sir
"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux
Tiny E?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
terrence howard
you sure showed iron man who was boss
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Frankie didn't get the memo about
Nolan wanting SP to go deeper into games
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Andrus walks a ton vs. lefties.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
He may be kinda like Pudge
Not in the walking way, but in the more general sense that he turns out to be a much better hitter than most probably think.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Pudge HIt Homers
But he also could hit anything thrown to him, which I don’t think had anything to do with PEDs.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
But yeh, they're
both great Ranger defensive players, they don’t walk really, … tho Elvis will be better than Pudge in that regard, but he prob looks to me (Elvis), at best a career .290 kinda guy, lots of triples & doubles, 20-30 SBs, maybe top out one season w/ 15-20 HRs. I see Elvis less like Jeter & more like Ozzie Smith (I hope!)
beneath the paving stones, the beach!
Ian Kinsler is kinda like Tom Hagen or Heath Barkley
Not truly in the family but I still love him
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Keep it hitting it hard, son.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Not bad, Morris
Im keeping my eye on you.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I looked at the bottom just incase you had reply fail again
but you didnt answer my question.
Should i repeat it for you?
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5925
Magic Number- 98
Cramming guests into the booth for no reason vs incessant Twitter promos. I can’t decide which annoys me more.
Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur
Yeah
I just mute both and listen to something else.
Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur
by Brett Perryman on Jun 18, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck Pence
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
well at least he hit one hard the other way.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Pence
Is actually what most people around here want David Murphy to be, but never will.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Hunter Pence is officially on my list of people to push in front of a bus.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
heh
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 18, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
He's on my list before Pence
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Already on there.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Hunter Pence
Is a pretty amazing player. Hard to figure. His eyes are set funny, never know what he is looking at. He has the appearance of crossbreeding between a buzzard and an alligator. He runs like a constipated emu. But he hits well and can chase down fly balls. Amazing.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Jun 18, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
"He runs like a constipated emu."
Thats funny
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
ROFL
Gold.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
STFU Knox
i dont wanna see your face
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
What?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I got confused with the Miles talk above
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Question
Over at KSK, there’s been extended talk about how conflicted Vikings fans would be if the Vikings signed Brett Favre, since they’ve spent so long ridiculing and reviling him, and now all the sudden, they are supposed to support him.
Kind of like with the Cowboys signing Terrell Owens, only worse.
I was trying to figure out what the Rangers equivalent of the Vikings adding Favre would be.
Hiring Mike Scioscia, maybe?
Signing a washed-up Ichiro?
Signing John Lackey would be my choice.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
The list is endless
Vlad Guerrero
K-Rod
Eric Chavez
Ryan Sweeney?? :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I AM A VIKINGS FAN!
Keep Farve’s sorry-ass in Mississippi, please.
beneath the paving stones, the beach!
Scioscia
The only active player who comes right to mind is Swisher. Guys like Ichiro and Vlad are nemeses, but I don’t hate them or anything. With Favre, lots of people hate him, and I have to think that includes most Vikings fans.
Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur
by Brett Perryman on Jun 18, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Signing John Lackey
who spends majority of season on DL.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 18, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
sigh
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Watching Knox
is just painful. Gotta mute the TV.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
1. Lewin yammering about something he’s said the last three games or just needed to fit in off his notes
2. Pointless guest who has nothing to nearly as insightful as Grieve about the game
3. Twitter
4. Knox
bad, worse, worse, worst
Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur
haha
Tell us how you really feel about the broadcast, Z.
by Black Francis on Jun 18, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
this inning is an absolute beating
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Ah, Emily.
You minx.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
advertising?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
It's actually a very effective marketing tool
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 18, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Padilla working himself into trouble...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
To quote the great FinnertyFan
“Go post a dinosaur in a gameday thread.”-Finnerty.Fan
"Go post a dinosaur in a gameday thread."-Finnerty.Fan
oh fuck
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
I blame facebook
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
This game is unraveling
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
so is your schtick
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
someone kill Knoxxie and twitter for me
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
This is gonna be one of those games where we see both good Padilla and bad Padilla, ain't it
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
That's his genius
Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde. A fascinating dude.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
this is terribllleeeeeee
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Wash
get your thumbs out of your ass
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
it was
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 18, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
fucking ump
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
keep perfect rhythm makes you wanna swing along.
got it going on like donkey dong.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Badonkadonk
I think Terry Mathews still has to hold the record for biggest ass on a Ranger.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Who let Mrs. Morris on the computer?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 18, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Can a guy say that about another guy? Come on AJM...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
go team go!!!
not good
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
well that was definitely a strike
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Oh god, here it comes...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
The Pence gf
was highly effective the other night in situations like this.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I sense that my hate for Hunter
is about to grow immensely.
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
I could never sense very well anyways
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 18, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
KKKKKKKKMKKKKMMMKKKKK
please
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
go pqdilla!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
yep
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 18, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
The Pence gf
is great “material”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
WOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK OFF PENCE!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
What the heck does Maddux
say to a guy to make him suddenly pitch well?
Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur
Would you like a lit
Roman candle up your ass after the game?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
btw, Frisco has 17 hits in less than 4 Innings today to go with 12 runs
wow
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
wtf got into Whittleman tonight?
3 hits tonight
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Fuck u Teagarden u suck!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
TT
WTF????
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
FUCK
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
you just fucking lost the game for us
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Goddamn fucking shit.
We just got Teabagged by our own player.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
I'm not convinced
he is any better than Salty.
"Go post a dinosaur in a gameday thread."-Finnerty.Fan
+1
Not anymore.
Salty just needs to get one base.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Salty is 23 right?
I think the offense will come around
i dont think there is any doubt that his D has improved and that subsequently led to a drop in his offense imo
now he can focus a little more on the offense and i expect it to improve
is this one padillas fault too?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
horns
you are doing a much better job of cursing these days.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
im not even a catcher
but hes reaching for shit he shouldnt be reaching for
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Looks like he's getting crossed up
or not used to Padzilla’s 2 seamer
or he’s just fucking hungover.
Who knows, but it’s driving me BATSHIT CRAZY!
I'm Ron Burgundy?
im somewhat with you on the other one
but this one was just not an acceptable mistake
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 18, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Sonafabitch
Get your fucking ass off the mound Padilla.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I've been saying the same thing you've said b4 today
Salty has looked better defensively than TT this year, Especially when it comes to blocking pitches. Salty has been remarkably good at blocking pitches… If you actually watch the game, and dont really your entire baseball knowledge on stats, you would see this
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
that is not overreacting
I thought he did a bad job on the throw home and then he just lets a ball go by him
that is the perfect time to talk about a player sucking
Yeah, why was he so far out in front of the plate?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
My comment was supposed to be sarcastic.
AJM jumped on me earlier in the game for saying (in jest) “Salty would have blocked that.”
Just a typical Padilla outing
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
UGHH
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Oh gawd...
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Erstad just swung at ball 4
Thanks.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Thank god for Darin Erstad.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
didn't pitch last night
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
per Evan on the 12 straight solo home run story ...
8:08: FYI, the Rangers PR department informs us that the last 12 homers all being consecutive homers ties the club record of 12. The streak of 12 was previously done in 1986. I don’t think we are going to find out who holds the major league record for this.
Well that's cool
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 18, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
arg im behind again
and not on nexdef lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
His spinning hat throw was awesomes.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Yeah, it's a tie game
So we still have a chance to win.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Thank god.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
wow, saved the game there
good job Padz getting out of that
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I think it had more to do with an overworked bullpen than trust.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Here come the boys
Face & Sonny!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
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