6/19/09 Gameday Thread 1
Adam's not back from out of town yet, so I'm staging a coup. Go Rangers!
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A coup? Cool.
Can I be Secretary of the ban stick for a night?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ban stick?
I prefer to call it The Iron Rod of Post Correction.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Jun 19, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she was
actually a pretty cool chick, she follows Sid around from team to team, I think her name is Mary,
by blueballlefty on Jun 19, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yessir, that is her name,
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one who things Sir Sid and Tommy Hunter resemble one another?
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
by WestTxAg06 on Jun 19, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
New lineup
I love it!
1. Ian Kinsler, 2B
2. Elvis Andrus, SS
3. Michael Young, 3B
4. Andruw Jones, LF
5. Nelson Cruz, RF
6. Hank Blalock, 1B
7. Marlon Byrd, CF
8. Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C
9. Scott Feldman, P
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Least elvis moved up in the lineup.
Hopefully he continues to take pitches.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feldman puts it in the cove tonight in his 1st AB.
The juices will be flowing in front of the hometown crowd.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he hit LH?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes he does
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frakking National League and their retarded rules.
Although, Davis being forced out of the lineup for a night might be a good thing, at this point.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did Boggs do to Wash?
Should be Jones at 1st and Boggs in LF.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boggs should be in CF instead of Byrd
Byrd has a 647 OPS against lefties this year.
And he also just kind of all around sucks.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still don't like AJ in the 4-hole
I’d rather him hit towards the bottom of someone else’s order
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jun 19, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Zing!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he looks good in red.
Can we give him to the Angels?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's almost as bad
as giving them blankets with small pox
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jun 19, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not in 100% agreement with the line-up
(would like to still see Boggs) but at least it is an acknowledgement that an adjustment was needed. Blalock to 6th is fine with me tonight.
Give me Feldmania!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Also..
In Durrets new blog he said Elvis and Murph will rotate in the 2 hole
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This coming down from JD
or is it from Ron’s gut? Glad they are finally trying something.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUP!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i mean andro, my bad
Manager Ron Washington said the Rangers are still to feel not having Josh Hamilton in the lineup. With Michael Young and Ian Kinsler both hitting again, the Rangers are going to use the combo of Elvis Andrus and David Murphy in the No. 2 spot until Hamilton returns. Andrus is batting second tonight.
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just read Murpy/Andrus will bat 2nd until Hamilton comes back
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, they're only one spot away from where they should be now
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT. Kevin Keyes is like Nellie when it comes to curveballs outside.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But he looks like a really good player.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feldman
7 innings, 4 hits, 1 run, 5 ks, 1 BB
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jun 19, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And he will hit a 3 run double tonight
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who will be on base when he hits the double?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lewis, Matt Downs and whoever pinch hits for Randy Johnson in the 6th
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this a bit
or did you just not get who will be hitting the 3 run double
by blueballlefty on Jun 19, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only way Scott Feldman will be involved in hitting a three-run double is if he throws himself up to home plate and goes cartwheeeling down the right field line.
Sorry, but I hate seeing pitchers hit.
Of course, we probably might not really notice since we’re used to having Davis in the lineup.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So awesome
I can just ride my Smackdown high right into the Rangers game.
by shroomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bad thing about Elvis batting 2nd
RW will be tempted to have him bunt early in games.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this team doesn't bunt, we shouldn't have to worry too much
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF? 9:15
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn west coasters
Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young
by Martijn1309 on Jun 19, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's odd.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1015
deal with it lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Subway time and ranger time.
Yummy. first thing is first though. pee time.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone got a link for the game?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Walking out the door to my oh so close hotel...
heading to the lovely AT&T Park.
Garlic Fries on me!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 19, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate you, I would give anyting to be in San Fran going to the game
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eat me.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mature.
Though I was about to reply, “you suck!” so I have no room to talk :D
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Big Unit
How come you think they chose Blalock over CD for tonight?
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
by Heebs on Jun 19, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IDK
but I definitely would have put Jones at first and Boggs in left apparently Wash does not like/want Boggs to succeed at all
by blueballlefty on Jun 19, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The umps who show up randomly at blue jays games are hilarious
They’re In Washt
by Too Legit To quit on Jun 19, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are they?
I saw them on BBTN the first time, it was freaking hysterical!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are awesome
wish someone would do it at TBIA
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mother fucking old skool brutha car let me down tonight.
That’s a’ight, I’m pissed at her too.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
eh?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Battery ran down.
Stoopid vanity mirrors.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wanna buy my newer version?
Its bright red
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell no, mine was paid for in cash money!
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what car is it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Old Merc.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
point A to point b!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
:(
::(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The worst thing is,
I was gonna go get some beer, and food.
I go like psycho cat crazy without mobility.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont blame you
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A coup?
Boy, revolution is just in the air everywhere…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jun 19, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And how...
You discovered deodorant recently, or so I’ve heard.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
9:15 start time really sucks...
I could have got in another game or two in my Road to the Show as a hitter if I’d known 9:15 instead of 9:05
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"A-Rod sucks Randy's Johnson"
Still my favorite t-shirt I’ve ever seen at a Ranger game one year when we were playing the Yankees.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinda OT: Is Pizzarella any good?
Major pie on the way.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice kinz
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me, or does Randy Johnson not look as tall?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOO KINSLER!
Damn, right on the chalk.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck call
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SAFE! Come on ump!
Let’s see a replay anyway
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so safe, it appears
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jun 19, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fing safe
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Wash, slug the ump
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh, fucked already
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome back to San Fran...
obviously they didn’t get the memo that MLB wants to grow the DFW market for baseball.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what did I tell you
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That you wouldn't tell anyone.
Sshhhh!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
crap.
Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.
by bspate on Jun 19, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Take of the gloves Wash
you look like a pussy, no wonder we didnt get the call
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the gloves don't matter
anytime he goes out there for one of his bitchy arguments he looks like a pussy
by blueballlefty on Jun 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And, sadly, it robs Elvis of a hit
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jun 19, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Safe u fucker ump
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF
was Omar just doing there? LOL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Showing boobage
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jerseys need names, period
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jun 19, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I gagree
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY fucking sucks
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man Michael Young sucks with RISP.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fail
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jun 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Although I thought you’d be arguing that Elvis was going for the hit there, and was actually safe.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are playing in a NL park, we have to
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
EA will avg 1 bunt/gm batting 2nd
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the sac bunt worked 100% of the time?
by Horns130 on Jun 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I dont think that was a sac
I think it was a fattass playing third and a fast guy at the plate
by blueballlefty on Jun 19, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Kata
He’s standing next to Wash in the dugout.
by shroomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I went to the game on Thursday
and they had a Game Used Mata Kata Jersey in the little Game Used booth in the concourse
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers Baseball: Built for stranding leadoff doubles!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andruw Jones is hitting .211/.347/.404 against left-handers
Why the fuck is he hitting cleanup versus them?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's 4 for 31 in June with 1 whole walk.
I’m pretty sure Boggs can’t do much worse than that.
by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least Sideshow Sammy could hit lefties
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fail
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jun 19, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This team sucks.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Young is a bitch.
So is Andrew Jones.
by Garcia on Jun 19, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't stand these fucking strikeouts.
They’re driving me crazy.
by Butters on Jun 19, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there we go
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers stranded Hudson at 2nd in the 1st inning
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jun 19, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need...
We need an equivalent to the pitching coach’s slow walk to the pitchers mound for all these hitters striking out? Any ideas?
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
by Heebs on Jun 19, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lots of hostility in here early tonight
I like it.
by Rohn Warshington on Jun 19, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and that quick...1-0
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well this is good
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Crappity Crap Crap
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On a crap cracker!!
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On a Crap Cracker.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jinx
you owe me a coke
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's post appears first???
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not your's
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well. eff my wifi then!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mine
you owe me, biatch
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep. This team fucking sucks.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well shit.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go team go!!!!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's looking like a loooooong night.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BALLGAME!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we gonna win this mofo
tonight!!!!!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else getting a cell-phone quality picture?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jun 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my picture is actually one of the best
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miss June already?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah really
This picture is actually really good tonight.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, thanks...switching from Dish to Direct TV on Tuesday anyway
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jun 19, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Dish pic isn't too bad actually...
I did have to have them come out today though because my receiver int he living room couldn’t find a signal yesterday.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to Standard Def
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this, I'm going to play The Show 09.
by Garcia on Jun 19, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good, we'll really miss ya...
not.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How much better is it than '08?
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Jun 19, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tons.
I’ve been playing it since the day it came out. Havent lost interest yet.
by Garcia on Jun 19, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now you're just making me drool.
Stop it!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There goes another 50 dollars
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Jun 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's worth it. I've been telling Jon since it came out.
I see that he’s not pulled the trigger yet.
by Garcia on Jun 19, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just don't have a trigger to pull.
I’m just barely living off PB&J’s as it is. But I desperately need the knew one, because I’ve fallen too far behind on updating my ’08’s rosters.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhh
know the feeling LSJ :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got the no-no out of the way early tonight
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SKooter
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rodriguez, who walked into Joe Girardi’s office Thursday night and told the Yankees manager that he needed a blow
<a href=“http://Rodriguez, who walked into Joe Girardi’s office Thursday night and told the Yankees manager that he needed a blow ”http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090619&content_id=5417376&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb" target="_blank">http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090619&content_id=5417376&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb" target="new">
by Mike E on Jun 19, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler looks kind of nerdy tonight
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
btw
i was talking atbou empire total war the other night
its on sale through steam for 25 vs 50 normally
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I sure hope Brandon Boggs is still alive...
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jun 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think they have a body double
thats the ONLY reaosn he shouldnt have gotten an AB in this long
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah
died of shear boredom!
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on team
let’s win this!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone got a link for the game?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fwiw
asu/texas: http://www.atdhe.net/7404/watch-ncaa-men-s-college-world-series-2009
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rangers>college baseball.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have both on :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happens first
the AJ experiment ends or CD gets sent down?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CD sent down
Wash will grab is Andruw and hang on for dear life.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
despite the homerun it looks like scooter has his good stuff
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That curve to Renteria was pretty nice.
Sitting 91-93. I’m feeling ok on the pitching side of things.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rowand just did a great job of hitting on that one
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
by bioaggie on Jun 19, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stop swinging for the fences.....PLEASE
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our pleading doesn't seem to help much
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no no
Nellie, don’t go the other way. Bad things might happen
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Every time I see Randy Johnson pitch
I think of him pitching to John Kruk in the All Star Game a while back.
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
at least
Hank doesn’t swing from his heels…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HANK!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
Hank can run a lot better than I thought
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone get the oxygen!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i thought he was gonna be out for sure.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
me too,
but it looks like he would have made it even if the ball didn’t hit his helmet.
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 19, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now
can one of the next 2 guys at least hit the ball
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright!
More hits to that part of the park, please!
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrd fail again
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Byrd, don't fail
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I swear to god if he strikes out here...
by Butters on Jun 19, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no empty threats
please
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Follow through or go home
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll probably change the channel in disgust
and promptly turn it back a few seconds later.
by Butters on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's showing them!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SWEAR TO ME
/Batman Begins’ed
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 19, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewin's schtick
is a lot easier to handle when we are winning
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
did you need to lube it first?
har har
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
from the guy
with the picture of MY’s ass as his proflle pic…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
nice…
what i thought was a great picture, now makes me look like a total asshat…
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Hank were to get hot
might he force CD to the minors?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah, he'd probably just force Jones to the bench
CD will be what forces CD to the minors.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well whatelse does CD have to do to get sent down?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a dump on Wash's desk
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If CD thought it would break his slump
he would do it.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sigh...
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are you fucking kidding me?
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm that wasn't productive
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was as bad as a K
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get on base or die Salty.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats what one would think
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As bad as Salty has been, I'd go after him and see if you can get Feldman to lead off the next half inning.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly
this son of a bitch will get himself out
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got a link for the game?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, sure don't.
I’ll look at some of the backup sites though.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will too, thx.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nadel is pissed
Using words like “failed” and “horrendous”.
by Rohn Warshington on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
?
eh?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitch around Salty...Hardy, Har, Har!!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I would say
pitch around Salty to pitch to Feldman, but I don’t think Salty will take enough pitches to be pitched around
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel like Blalock just responded
to my questioning him being in the line-up! I’ll take 3 bags!
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
by Heebs on Jun 19, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
too bad
we won’t get him home.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gawd
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Die.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fail.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jun 19, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*Sigh
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 19, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i wish tom and josh would bash our offense
rather than talk about a stadium thats been around for over 6 years now
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This team sucks so much
And yet, it has managed to maintain the third best record in the majors.
Imagine what it will do when it doesn’t suck.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 19, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Drive the Emo Kids over the edge?
IOW, a ton of posters here?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are wasting some good pitching
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bout the time the hitting comes around, the pitching will collapse.
by Rohn Warshington on Jun 19, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
The pitching and hitting could be great and suck concurrently.
Then the Rangers would have a bunch of great winning streaks followed by horrible losing streaks.
I don’t see how that would be any better.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 19, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So please explain the user name. I’m not getting the joke.
by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Terrible
I swear not one of those was a strike. You can’t even pitch around the dumbfucks in our lineup because they swing at everything.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrd+Salty=
FUUUUUUUCK
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jun 19, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Offense
Not that the offense has been great lately, but this is a future HOF pitcher they’re facing tonight.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
one who is
50 years old
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
A future HOF who is nowhere near his prime and has been quite hittable this season.
by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnson
No more hittable than last year, when he put up a 3.91 ERA, and he’s still striking out almost a batter an inning.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well hell, we might as well give up now then. With those numbers in the National League, we’re clearly no match for him.
by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You quit it.
You are sinking to some icky poster’s levels.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our offense...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sizing, MF!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, I did, it's got a width of 300
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
height=???
I works, lol!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Height is 300 too
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kirk Rueter
Damn, he’s even more goofy-looking than he was as a player.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This offense.

"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this offense would be an embarrasment in the playoffs
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they won't make the playoffs
with this offense
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is it in the regular season?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
adorable
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 19, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to say lovely, but adorable works too
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah hon, I knew you cared!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Arizona Diamondbacks.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd whine if they don't make the playoffs too.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why does
Kinsler have to do everything overly exaggerated lately? Maybe it’s just me.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You should start posting over at NMLR.
Folks their love bashing Kinsler for something new every day.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not bashing
I just don’t understand the exaggerated bat flips, the real deliberate jog down the line, the field the ground ball and stare down at your glove for 2 seconds etc. He used to play his off. He just seems a bit to entitled now
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ass off
forgot the noun
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feldman looking great so far!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He better, against this offense.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, the good news is my brownies are done.
Once they cool I’ll at least have something sweet to take my mind off the game fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anything in those brownies?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha, no.
And I kinda screwed up the ingedients, too. So I don’t even know if they’ll taste that great.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SKKKooter!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Feldman
He doesn’t strike enough people out.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Feldman struggling tonight
no broken bats
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
heh
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing
sarcasm
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
correcto
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feldman
really does have nasty stuff
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid I missed Andrus' bunt in the first.
Did it look good? Did anyone have any conniptions?
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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