6/19/09 Gameday Thread 1
by benmor78 on Jun 19, 2009 8:48 PM CDT
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Adam's not back from out of town yet, so I'm staging a coup. Go Rangers!
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A coup? Cool.
Can I be Secretary of the ban stick for a night?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Ban stick?
I prefer to call it The Iron Rod of Post Correction.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Jun 19, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
she was
actually a pretty cool chick, she follows Sid around from team to team, I think her name is Mary,
by blueballlefty on Jun 19, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Yessir, that is her name,
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Am I the only one who things Sir Sid and Tommy Hunter resemble one another?
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
New lineup
I love it!
1. Ian Kinsler, 2B
2. Elvis Andrus, SS
3. Michael Young, 3B
4. Andruw Jones, LF
5. Nelson Cruz, RF
6. Hank Blalock, 1B
7. Marlon Byrd, CF
8. Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C
9. Scott Feldman, P
Least elvis moved up in the lineup.
Hopefully he continues to take pitches.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Feldman puts it in the cove tonight in his 1st AB.
The juices will be flowing in front of the hometown crowd.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Does he hit LH?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
yep
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Frakking National League and their retarded rules.
Although, Davis being forced out of the lineup for a night might be a good thing, at this point.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
What did Boggs do to Wash?
Should be Jones at 1st and Boggs in LF.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Boggs should be in CF instead of Byrd
Byrd has a 647 OPS against lefties this year.
And he also just kind of all around sucks.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I still don't like AJ in the 4-hole
I’d rather him hit towards the bottom of someone else’s order
That's why they call them business sox
+1
Zing!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
he looks good in red.
Can we give him to the Angels?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I'm not in 100% agreement with the line-up
(would like to still see Boggs) but at least it is an acknowledgement that an adjustment was needed. Blalock to 6th is fine with me tonight.
Give me Feldmania!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
This coming down from JD
or is it from Ron’s gut? Glad they are finally trying something.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUP!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
i mean andro, my bad
Manager Ron Washington said the Rangers are still to feel not having Josh Hamilton in the lineup. With Michael Young and Ian Kinsler both hitting again, the Rangers are going to use the combo of Elvis Andrus and David Murphy in the No. 2 spot until Hamilton returns. Andrus is batting second tonight.
Well, they're only one spot away from where they should be now
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
OT. Kevin Keyes is like Nellie when it comes to curveballs outside.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
But he looks like a really good player.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
And he will hit a 3 run double tonight
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Who will be on base when he hits the double?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis, Matt Downs and whoever pinch hits for Randy Johnson in the 6th
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
is this a bit
or did you just not get who will be hitting the 3 run double
by blueballlefty on Jun 19, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
The only way Scott Feldman will be involved in hitting a three-run double is if he throws himself up to home plate and goes cartwheeeling down the right field line.
Sorry, but I hate seeing pitchers hit.
Of course, we probably might not really notice since we’re used to having Davis in the lineup.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
bad thing about Elvis batting 2nd
RW will be tempted to have him bunt early in games.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
this team doesn't bunt, we shouldn't have to worry too much
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF? 9:15
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
That's odd.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
1015
deal with it lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Subway time and ranger time.
Yummy. first thing is first though. pee time.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
anyone got a link for the game?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions
Walking out the door to my oh so close hotel...
heading to the lovely AT&T Park.
Garlic Fries on me!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 19, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
I hate you, I would give anyting to be in San Fran going to the game
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Eat me.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Mature.
Though I was about to reply, “you suck!” so I have no room to talk :D
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
The Big Unit
How come you think they chose Blalock over CD for tonight?
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
IDK
but I definitely would have put Jones at first and Boggs in left apparently Wash does not like/want Boggs to succeed at all
by blueballlefty on Jun 19, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Are they?
I saw them on BBTN the first time, it was freaking hysterical!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
they are awesome
wish someone would do it at TBIA
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Mother fucking old skool brutha car let me down tonight.
That’s a’ight, I’m pissed at her too.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
eh?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Battery ran down.
Stoopid vanity mirrors.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Wanna buy my newer version?
Its bright red
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Hell no, mine was paid for in cash money!
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
what car is it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Old Merc.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
point A to point b!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
:(
::(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
The worst thing is,
I was gonna go get some beer, and food.
I go like psycho cat crazy without mobility.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
dont blame you
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
A coup?
Boy, revolution is just in the air everywhere…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
And how...
You discovered deodorant recently, or so I’ve heard.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
9:15 start time really sucks...
I could have got in another game or two in my Road to the Show as a hitter if I’d known 9:15 instead of 9:05
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
"A-Rod sucks Randy's Johnson"
Still my favorite t-shirt I’ve ever seen at a Ranger game one year when we were playing the Yankees.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Kinda OT: Is Pizzarella any good?
Major pie on the way.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yes!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Is it just me, or does Randy Johnson not look as tall?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
WOOO KINSLER!
Damn, right on the chalk.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Fuck call
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
SAFE! Come on ump!
Let’s see a replay anyway
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Come on Wash, slug the ump
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
ugh, fucked already
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Welcome back to San Fran...
obviously they didn’t get the memo that MLB wants to grow the DFW market for baseball.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
what did I tell you
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
That you wouldn't tell anyone.
Sshhhh!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Take of the gloves Wash
you look like a pussy, no wonder we didnt get the call
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
the gloves don't matter
anytime he goes out there for one of his bitchy arguments he looks like a pussy
by blueballlefty on Jun 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Safe u fucker ump
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
WTF
was Omar just doing there? LOL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Showing boobage
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
MY fucking sucks
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Man Michael Young sucks with RISP.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
+1
Although I thought you’d be arguing that Elvis was going for the hit there, and was actually safe.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
We are playing in a NL park, we have to
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
EA will avg 1 bunt/gm batting 2nd
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
...
when nobody in the lineup can put the bat on the ball to bring home a gimme run.
by JimCrankshaft on Jun 19, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont think that was a sac
I think it was a fattass playing third and a fast guy at the plate
by blueballlefty on Jun 19, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I went to the game on Thursday
and they had a Game Used Mata Kata Jersey in the little Game Used booth in the concourse
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Rangers Baseball: Built for stranding leadoff doubles!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
ugh
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Andruw Jones is hitting .211/.347/.404 against left-handers
Why the fuck is he hitting cleanup versus them?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
He's 4 for 31 in June with 1 whole walk.
I’m pretty sure Boggs can’t do much worse than that.
At least Sideshow Sammy could hit lefties
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
This team sucks.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
We need...
We need an equivalent to the pitching coach’s slow walk to the pitchers mound for all these hitters striking out? Any ideas?
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
Crappity Crap Crap
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
On a crap cracker!!
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
On a Crap Cracker.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Jinx
you owe me a coke
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Who's post appears first???
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Not your's
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
his
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Well. eff my wifi then!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
mine
you owe me, biatch
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Yep. This team fucking sucks.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
go team go!!!!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
It's looking like a loooooong night.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
FUCK!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BALLGAME!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
we gonna win this mofo
tonight!!!!!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Miss June already?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
OK, thanks...switching from Dish to Direct TV on Tuesday anyway
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
My Dish pic isn't too bad actually...
I did have to have them come out today though because my receiver int he living room couldn’t find a signal yesterday.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Welcome to Standard Def
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Good, we'll really miss ya...
not.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
How much better is it than '08?
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Jun 19, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Now you're just making me drool.
Stop it!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
There goes another 50 dollars
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Jun 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I just don't have a trigger to pull.
I’m just barely living off PB&J’s as it is. But I desperately need the knew one, because I’ve fallen too far behind on updating my ’08’s rosters.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
ahhh
know the feeling LSJ :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Got the no-no out of the way early tonight
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Rodriguez, who walked into Joe Girardi’s office Thursday night and told the Yankees manager that he needed a blow
<a href=“http://Rodriguez, who walked into Joe Girardi’s office Thursday night and told the Yankees manager that he needed a blow ”http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090619&content_id=5417376&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb" target="_blank">http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090619&content_id=5417376&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb" target="new">
btw
i was talking atbou empire total war the other night
its on sale through steam for 25 vs 50 normally
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
i think they have a body double
thats the ONLY reaosn he shouldnt have gotten an AB in this long
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
nah
died of shear boredom!
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
come on team
let’s win this!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
anyone got a link for the game?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
fwiw
asu/texas: http://www.atdhe.net/7404/watch-ncaa-men-s-college-world-series-2009
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
i have both on :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
What happens first
the AJ experiment ends or CD gets sent down?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
CD sent down
Wash will grab is Andruw and hang on for dear life.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
That curve to Renteria was pretty nice.
Sitting 91-93. I’m feeling ok on the pitching side of things.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Rowand just did a great job of hitting on that one
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
Our pleading doesn't seem to help much
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
no no
Nellie, don’t go the other way. Bad things might happen
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
Every time I see Randy Johnson pitch
I think of him pitching to John Kruk in the All Star Game a while back.
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
at least
Hank doesn’t swing from his heels…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
HANK!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Nice!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
wow
Hank can run a lot better than I thought
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
Someone get the oxygen!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
i thought he was gonna be out for sure.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
me too,
but it looks like he would have made it even if the ball didn’t hit his helmet.
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 19, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
now
can one of the next 2 guys at least hit the ball
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
Byrd fail again
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Come on Byrd, don't fail
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
no empty threats
please
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll probably change the channel in disgust
and promptly turn it back a few seconds later.
by JimCrankshaft on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
SWEAR TO ME
/Batman Begins’ed
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 19, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Lewin's schtick
is a lot easier to handle when we are winning
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
did you need to lube it first?
har har
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
from the guy
with the picture of MY’s ass as his proflle pic…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
nice…
what i thought was a great picture, now makes me look like a total asshat…
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
If Hank were to get hot
might he force CD to the minors?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Nah, he'd probably just force Jones to the bench
CD will be what forces CD to the minors.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Well whatelse does CD have to do to get sent down?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Take a dump on Wash's desk
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
If CD thought it would break his slump
he would do it.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
sigh...
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
are you fucking kidding me?
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
Hmm that wasn't productive
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
That was as bad as a K
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Get on base or die Salty.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
thats what one would think
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
As bad as Salty has been, I'd go after him and see if you can get Feldman to lead off the next half inning.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
exactly
this son of a bitch will get himself out
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
You got a link for the game?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Nope, sure don't.
I’ll look at some of the backup sites though.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I will too, thx.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Nadel is pissed
Using words like “failed” and “horrendous”.
by Rohn Warshington on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
?
eh?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Pitch around Salty...Hardy, Har, Har!!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I would say
pitch around Salty to pitch to Feldman, but I don’t think Salty will take enough pitches to be pitched around
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
I feel like Blalock just responded
to my questioning him being in the line-up! I’ll take 3 bags!
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
too bad
we won’t get him home.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Gawd
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Die.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
*Sigh
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
i wish tom and josh would bash our offense
rather than talk about a stadium thats been around for over 6 years now
This team sucks so much
And yet, it has managed to maintain the third best record in the majors.
Imagine what it will do when it doesn’t suck.
Drive the Emo Kids over the edge?
IOW, a ton of posters here?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
They are wasting some good pitching
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Bout the time the hitting comes around, the pitching will collapse.
by Rohn Warshington on Jun 19, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
The pitching and hitting could be great and suck concurrently.
Then the Rangers would have a bunch of great winning streaks followed by horrible losing streaks.
I don’t see how that would be any better.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 19, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Terrible
I swear not one of those was a strike. You can’t even pitch around the dumbfucks in our lineup because they swing at everything.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
Offense
Not that the offense has been great lately, but this is a future HOF pitcher they’re facing tonight.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
one who is
50 years old
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
A future HOF who is nowhere near his prime and has been quite hittable this season.
Johnson
No more hittable than last year, when he put up a 3.91 ERA, and he’s still striking out almost a batter an inning.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Well hell, we might as well give up now then. With those numbers in the National League, we’re clearly no match for him.
You quit it.
You are sinking to some icky poster’s levels.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Our offense...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Sizing, MF!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Uh, I did, it's got a width of 300
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
height=???
I works, lol!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Height is 300 too
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Kirk Rueter
Damn, he’s even more goofy-looking than he was as a player.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
they won't make the playoffs
with this offense
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
What is it in the regular season?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
adorable
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
I was going to say lovely, but adorable works too
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah hon, I knew you cared!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
The Arizona Diamondbacks.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
You'd whine if they don't make the playoffs too.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
why does
Kinsler have to do everything overly exaggerated lately? Maybe it’s just me.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
You should start posting over at NMLR.
Folks their love bashing Kinsler for something new every day.
I'm not bashing
I just don’t understand the exaggerated bat flips, the real deliberate jog down the line, the field the ground ball and stare down at your glove for 2 seconds etc. He used to play his off. He just seems a bit to entitled now
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
ass off
forgot the noun
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
He better, against this offense.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Well, the good news is my brownies are done.
Once they cool I’ll at least have something sweet to take my mind off the game fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Anything in those brownies?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha, no.
And I kinda screwed up the ingedients, too. So I don’t even know if they’ll taste that great.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
SKKKooter!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Feldman
He doesn’t strike enough people out.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Feldman struggling tonight
no broken bats
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
heh
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm guessing
sarcasm
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
correcto
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Feldman
really does have nasty stuff
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions
Seemed almost a "sac bunt that's more a bunt for a hit"
Replays made it look like it was a tie at first.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
GO GO GADGET FELDMAN!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I figured since Rodney yelled at me for sizing earlier...
when I used the approved 300 width command, that I’d be snippy and use a width of 10.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
LOL!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I did think of using a pic that actually showed something...
but figured I’d stop short.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Sorry, I'm channeling oc tonight.
Well, I mean, after I curbed him on the Tollway…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
fail
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
this made me chuckle
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
at least
we are out hitting these bitches!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
Re: the Ponson picture up near the top
Am I the only one who thinks Sir Sid and Tommy Hunter look alike?
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
since no one replied the first time
you asked, probably so…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I just asked that up there a couple of minutes ago when I got on the thread
I don’t anyone has looked that far up since then.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Good call.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Speaking of good calls, thanks for the Ran music, good stuff
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Yeah, no prob.
Vintage stuff, huh?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Indeed
I’d never heard any of those songs before.
I just want to see her live. She played at the Houston Rodeo a couple of years ago, the day AFTER I left town after the hog show. To make matters worse, one of my best female friends was interning there and got her picture made with Ran backstage. Of course, she taunted me mercilessly.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Yeah, I have yet to see her live myself.
Heck, I still have yet to officially join the fanclub, so I might get to meet her sometime.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Someone should tell her she's got a pretty solid fanclub on LSB
But don’t tell her to come here, she doesn’t need to read Finnerty’s insults.
Then again, she’s probably whip out a bowie knife and gut him.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
she'd*
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Yeah, I would think she'd be the ideal person to deal with Finnerty, actually.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Stupid National League
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
again
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
well
at least we were consistent that inning
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
Nice...5 pitches!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
I blame our Offense on the manger and rudy
even our pitcher is first pitch swinging… Jesus Christ
You're not allowed to be critical of Rudy.
Batting eye and patience are outside his control.
At least, that’s what his apologists keep saying.
I'm with Bad Radio
we don’t hit well on the road and aren’t making adjustments to what the teams are doing to us…
ugh
terrible.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
This is redonkulous.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Does anyone else chuckle every time
the “Building of a Team” commercial comes on the radio and describes Michael Young as “smooth in the field”?
Oh yeah.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Oh, I kind of thought there'd be some regression from last year's awesome offense
Never in a million years did I think it would be this bad.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Well me too but I didn't think IT would be the thing holding us back.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
This offense.
is offensive.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Rudy is in the last year of his contract
Ron just had his extension picked up. Hmm
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
All we can do is hope
The Nolan-JD tag team might be ballsy enough to do it. It would take major huevos, that’s for sure.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
LOL
Matt Downs
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
that makes no sense
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
It makes a lot of sense
if you realize that Cruz is not yet a great right fielder, as evidenced by that play.
look at the defensive metrics
nobody is calling him ichiro out there, but hes no adam dunn either
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not saying he's bad.
I’m saying he’s a work in progress as a right fielder. He misplays balls too frequently.
The defensive metrics show that he has great range, and no one’s denying that.
That
was actually a pretty good play off the wall by Nelly, but the stupid camera made me think it was out.
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LMAO!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Watch this...
the Giants will show us how to score a leadoff double.
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by fake nolan ryan on Jun 19, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
the defense
you mean FOTF at 3b?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Michael Young is the defensive black hole.
Get on base or die, Salty.
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-Section 339
MY fail again...
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
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the pitcher
Randy Fucking Johnson would be running
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"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Wrong.
If that’s your play, then you’re conceding the hit and the advanced runner.
really
so pitchers never field bunts? Feldman couldn’t get off the mound and throw Randy Johnson out at first? That is ridiculous to say.
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"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't count on the pitcher to cover the base line.
Andrus should have been moving to third as Young was charging.
it was a defensive failure no matter what
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah ...
but the Mike Young haters are mis-using it to be critical of Young.
I’m surprised they haven’t tried to say that ball hit to Elvis’ right was Young’s to field.
Wasn't it? :)
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its just a failure of knowing who to do what
if elvis thought that he was staying back, then he stays in place
My is charging its on elvis
unfortunatly we may never know
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously
unless you are crashing both corners and giving up 2nd base by having your middle infielders cover 1st and 3rd, the pitcher is always responsible for one of the lines. You teach that in fucking little league
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"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ.
There was no runner on first, so no need to cover second. The runner on second would be advancing to third. You can’t count on a pitcher that falls off the mound to the left to change directions, field a bunt up the 3rd base line, change directions again, and hope to get an out there. Elvis should have been moving to cover third. You teach that in fucking little league—unless you want to concede hits on sac bunts.
exactly my point
Feldman has the 3rd base line, 1B charges. Kinsler covers first. Elvis covers 2nd. Plus, again, I don’t think Randy Johnson would have been busting it down the line. If you really don’t know that, they have idiot’s guide to baseball at half price books…
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"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
MY's first resonsibility was to cover 3B
once the ball is actually bunted he can then charge and field the ball
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
not necessarily
if feldman is covering 1b line
and FOTF is covering 3b line
its elvis who should be at 3b
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
This camera work is awful.
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He kept this thing together in April, the turnaround started when he hit the homer
It’s never his fault.
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"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Feldman puts ball in play against Unit
Unit K’s against Feldman.
Thus, Feldman > Big Unit
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Vicente style right there: need to put a runner on base for the DP, just bean someone
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Finnerty would love that
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only of LSJ posts it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
dp dino?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
sup bitches?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
How about that Hank triple?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
RCCook
I’m kinda like Ozzie G -
When everything turns to shit I take the pressure off the regular posters and give their angst a dart board.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
your less annoying than ozzie.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
MY sucking
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
It would look weird especially after paying $100 a piece to have to look through plexy
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
That extra protection glass
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
your crazy
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Not me
the bad moon’s a risin’
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Rangers win 7-1 as umps rape SF of one run for having a 50 year old man pitch
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Take note Rangers hitters...
when you get a leadoff double, that’s how you score the runner.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
It's a bit too late, but in an attempt to avoid further damage, here ya go...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
where did this originate btw?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
This particular version?
I just grabbed a t-rex of google images and prettied it up a bit on photobucket.
The DP dino idea itself? I really don’t know. That particular LSB legend seems kind of shrouded.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
the idea itself
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanna say Inkara1, pretty sure.
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
All I know is it preceeds me actually arriving at LSB, I think.
Folks where already posting DP dino’s when I first started posting in the GDT’s.
I just found a t-rex that kinda looked like he was wearing Ranger colors on google images this year and took the image to next level.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
welp? That's a new one
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
and in 3 days?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Lots of crying
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Mendoza: 1IP 5ER.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Channeling his inner Josh Rupe, it would seem
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
HIT IT!!!
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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read my sig :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
that he is
wish we had him
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Why would a scout tell Kevin Garnett that?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
................
…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 19, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Kevin Goldstein
Minor-league writer for Baseball Prospectus.
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I have Molina on my fantasy team but I wish fail upon him.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Oh shut up.
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
How'd he lay off the pitch?
Because he saw he’d have to jump across home plate to swing at that?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
GOD.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
F U Byrd and you wanting to whirly-bird that ball in...
probably wouldn’t have got it there anyways, but that just looked dumb.
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im off
gonna finish the univ of texas game, then play the empire total war demo
gl rangers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
This is ugly.
Feldman’s getting pounded by the frakking Giants.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Sure glad MByrd is in CF tonight
instead of oh….say BBoggs who had great range in the OF last year.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Move over to the new thread now, I guess...
While I figure out how to close this one.
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