Gameday thread 2 6/19/09
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Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
wow
quit whining and learn some baseball
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
above
meant for athos
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Eat shit.
Then follow your own advice.
Probably ought to brush your teeth first though.
mature response
usually what happens when a person finally realizes they were wrong
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
As I've aged, I've discovered that profane language is the quickest way ...
to get through to a guy that’s being a total douche bag.
Congrats on qualifying.
I'm being a douchebag
because I told you how baseball works and hurt your feelings by saying your hero messed up. Sorry if you aren’t mature to handle that, but as you get older, maybe you will realize that your baseball heroes aren’t perfect
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
Yeah, leave the third base line uncovered on a bunt. I should have known that.
Now run along and hump somebody else’s leg.
your homework
is to watch a few baseball games and count how many times a pitcher fields a bunt on the 3rd base line. Do you seriously not think a pitcher does that? If so, I feel like any more discussion with you is pointless and could make me dumber
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
TAG said it was MY's fault
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
yeah i did that too
kinda interesting read…
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Yeah! MY didn't suck
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Well that was needed
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
THAT HOME RUN IS ALL MY'S FAULT! HE SUCKS!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
josh that was mean LOL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Michael!!!!
You know who you are…do the bukkake thingy!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
...wut?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
MY sez,
SUCK IT, Haterz!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Nice!
No doubter there for Face
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Lucky fucker
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Seriously what the fuck is going on
With the hard line drives that get caught?
I just thought Hunter Pence was a huge asshole, turns out its not just him.
That's a lot of F***s
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
WTF Cruz?????
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Trying to make his skipper happy?
Or prove that Andrus isn’t the only guy who can get a bunt down ~ dunno.
why the hell would you do that there?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
What the fuck
We can’t get a bunt down to save our life in a situation where we need it, yet we just bunt with nobody on and our best power hitter?
Fuck my life.
Johnson is going to have a 50 pitch complete game
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
OMG
this is the worst offense. We can’t take a fucking to save our lives, and we bunt for no apparent fucking reason. WHAT THE HELL, guys.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by Lisa W on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
best post ever!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
REC!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
LSB: Where we've realized the 2009 Rangers offense can't take a fucking.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, dammit
I was hoping no one was gonna notice that.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I was too busy ranting out loud
to proofread :P
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I do like it, though, for a season motto.
Seriously.
The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.
+1
New blog tagline, if it where up to me.
Adam wouldn’t do it though.
Maybe we could get Ben to do it, just for tonight. HEY BEN!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I imagine SBN would be less than thrilled with that.
I’m seriously considering making it my first LSB signature, though.
Somebody needs to do it.
I will, if nobody else wants it.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I'm never going to live this down, am I.
oh well :)
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Aw, Lisa...
You should be honored. My most memorable LSB quote was a dubass remark about Joba Chamberlain.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
done
IThe 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
.
The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.-Lisa w
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
No, seriously.
Too late. Get yer own.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
SIG FIGHT!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I'm willing to lay down for it, too, damnit.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Heh
There’s no WAY LSB was gonna miss that.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
The Texas Rangers: Not Built for Fucking
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Nope... can't do it
can’t take a fucking – per Lisa W.
Greatness.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Hank made an out -
definitely on the bench for at least 3 of the next 4 games.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
The good news: MY hit a home run.
The bad news: our offense still sucks like a Hoover stuck to Sidney Ponson’s ass.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This offense.
This god damn offense.
Fuck Hank Blalock. I don’t care if you got a triple last time up. 2 pitches in two fucking ABs.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Shut up for a minute! Shut up for a minute!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Poor Dwight from Fort Worth
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
He was really dumb though...
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Jun 19, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
He was basically having a heartattack about Chris Davis. He wants him sent down and believes Blalock is the better option at first.
Norm is a dinosaur but he's right about Crush.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
San Francisco is a very, very cool place to visit
but Josh is tooooooo psyched up about it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
insert
your own joke here
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Josh is okay
He’s just not intentionally funny.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
At least my brownies don't suck.
A bit moist, but good. If a bit rich. Really, really rich. Mmmmmmn.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
They're real
I’ve had them. Once. I think I was high for two days after.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Just remember to let it soak in the butter for a little bit...
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
o god i went to that game
that was probably the worst game to ever go to
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
RA dickey game against detroit
You son of a bitch.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
SKKKKKooter
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Tom can't wait to see Gaylord in San Fran
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Get this guy, just so we can save on a few pitches
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
is losing to the giants worse that losing to the astros?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
Betcha Face
gets his number retired by the Rangers.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
why they do that...
if they wouldn’t retire it for Sunberg?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Maybe
But Charlie Hough and Jim Sundberg still haven’t had theirs retired yet, and I think they’re both just as deserving.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
And Sunny had #10 first
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Sunny
not as good or meaningful to team as Face.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think the Rangers losing to the Giants is even close to losing to the Astros,
and I don’t think Young is even close to being a Hall of Famer.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
no i understand what your saying, i just dont see how mike isnt on his way to a hof career
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
What would you like me to explain about that?
It’d actually be much easier for you to explain why you think he is, and for me to respond.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
NL Baseball =
baseball for pussies.
I hate it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
This feels wrong, but... +1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
gawd... put him away
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
Why were the fans cheering for that?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
You're asking why the people who cheered for Barry are cheering for something?
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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That has to do with this how?
I bet you never cheered for A-Rod or Palmeiro when they were Rangers.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Hmmm...
Scotty needs run support.
Tag me in
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 19, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
Scott with a HR his next AB
Just to give a collective FU to the lineup.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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But but at least the Angels got stuck with Lincecum!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Rangers will take 2 of 3
Don’t worry grasshopper
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Josh
You’re a baseball announcer and not a fucking tour guide.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I'm really sick of watching Byrd everyday.
The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.-Lisa w
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Correction...
I’m really sick of watching Byrd the bottom half of our order everyday.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Get your own sig.
I claimed this one first. I’m going to keep bothering you about it, too, ‘cause that’s how I roll.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Salty got on base!
Yay!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Salty
Paisan!!
Did I butcher the spelling?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
No but you can't use that word, dumbass.
by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope some underpaid
disillusioned cook whacked off into your pizza, BF.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
well that was cool
now bunt him to third…
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
because they haven't read moneyball
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
this bunt is pretty LOLarious
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
and it works!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
now ian is gonna homer
making all that useless
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions
How will Kinsler strand Salty?
Flyout, groundout or strikeout?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Pop up to the catcher
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
popout
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Yea!!!
LAD up 4-1
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
thank God.
I like the fact that LAA is facing LAD after their little win streak. Bust their asses back down
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 19, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a ball?
Uhhhhhh?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Of course the Big Unit is going to get the call. Asshole
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
He didn't get the other 3 balls on the tracker...
that were practically on top of that ball.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
looked like a ball to me
hell even the stupid tracker said it was one
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
not to mention
it’s right where the other ones that were called balls were.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Is Tom Hallion behind thje plate again??
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Fuck that ump. With a tire iron. In the ass. In the rain.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 19, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions
In hot lava rain.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
+1
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Confirmed
We cannot take a fucking to save our lives.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Somebody will get tossed tonight
bank on it
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
that's okay Ian
good at bat. I would say otherwise but people’s feelings will get hurt. We have too many PC police on here who throw a fit when you say someone messed up…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
Go fuck yourself.
Is that PC enough for you?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Really frustrating.
A ball is so far outside one of OUR guys won’t even swing at it and the ump calls it a strike.
It’s like some kind of sick comedy.
Brace yourself
for more pussy NL small ball.
Drip, drip, drip…
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Drink your way thru it, iorange555
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
At least tonight should help normalize Feldman's BABIP a bit.
Bunch of dinkass hits tonight.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Keeper.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
What a great show that was...
I was just talking to someone at work about that show earlier this week.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
AND IT WORKS!
Brilliant!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
eeeexcellent
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Hell yea that is awesome
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Double Facials
to everybody in the room!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
What the fuck is up with all the HurlerHurley esque sexual references tonight, Outlaw?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
To be fair
lisa w started it.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
No, he was doing it before lisa's epic typo.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Blame it on somebody else...
Young became Face became Bukkake.
Lighten up, Francis.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
It's creepy man.
I think you should go jogging or something.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
i love your positivity orange...sorry for being an ass earlier...
just this teams inability to hit drives me fucking crazy
I always read his name as...
I. O. Range
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Me too.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I'm sorry?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Does Randy Wynn have
tenure with the Giants?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Is there anybody on this Ranger team that can take a
fucking?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Dana Larsen
does she count?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
+2
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Emily Jones?
Anna Benson?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Does this game feel like @SF series in 2006?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
No, it feels like the series we just had with the Dodgers last weekend.
Can’t score.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I was referring to the umpires
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Oh.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Tiny E
I’m coming around
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
*Be.* That would *be* Young's fault, too.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Elvis hasn't been
Rudy-ized yet
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Is Will Clark
now fat?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
He's jovial
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Very
Last time I saw him- at Rusty Greer’s induction into the Ranger HOF- he looked like (as Jamey put it) Chris Berman’s twin brother.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
In other words
A Fat Fuck
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay Elvis
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Mmmm.
I think that’s still a bit of an exaggeration.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Yeah, kind of like the "Feldman is the most underappreciated Ranger in history" exaggeration.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Which has been repeated several times, now.
I still don’t get it. Maybe Newberg’s using “appreciate” in a different sense than I use it…
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Wow wasn't sure if he'd sneak in there
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
woow that was close
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
MY still can't do shit with men on.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
His struggles with RISP
are becoming epic.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
He seems to have
A broken clutch.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
But but...
9th inning, earlier this year….clutchness…..uh never mind.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Why not?
We’ve stranded a guy on 3rd base after 1 out twice already today.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
AJ is batting
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Elvis
Racking up the steals for my shitty fantasy team!
(which, of course, no one gives a fuck about)
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
I care.
No, just kidding.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
What place are you in
and how do you feel about your chances?
/ sarcasm
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Last
In a 15-team league. I came in third last year, finishing 2.5 points off first.
Oddly enough, the three guys that have really killed my team this year were the same three who kicked ass for me last year- Carlos Quentin, Brad Lidge, and Ervin Santana. Spending $38 on Brandon Webb in this year’s draft really didn’t help either.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
See
this is what my friends call “courtesy sympathy”
You vented, I nodded (although I didn’t read a thing you wrote).
:)
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
A WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Don't get excited
That just means a double play
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay, the ump finally called ball four.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
See, Cruz was just practicing last time up.
Getting ready for this PA.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
College parks these days don't even put the bullpen on the field
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
We need a Cruz missle strike
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
WE GOT THE RUNNER HOME FROM THIRD!
IT ONLY TOOK FOUR FUCKING TRIES!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I'm so glad my Andrus shirt arrived today.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
lisa that place live in
Is it “the beat” or that big red huge complex across from police HQ
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
the big red one
The Beat is condos
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
oh ok gotcha
best friend lives in that beat place, he is also the manager of Sala Tex Mex.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Hank!!!
Make it happen, Sonny!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
AJ is a lolligagger
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Goddamnit AJ
Lolligagging.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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would another triple be too much to ask for?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions
Hank might be AJ to third
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I heart Elvis
Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur
by Brett Perryman on Jun 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions
Hank
dripping with discipline right now.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Take Hank
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Jesus.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Can we all agree
that Adam, et al were right about Armando Galarraga?
Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur
by Brett Perryman on Jun 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions
Riiiiiiiiight Z.
Good luck talking them into that.
I haven't been paying attention.
Did something happen?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
3 ER (4 R) in 4 innings today, 8 hits, 1 walk, 1 K
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Not really
just another rough start. His ERA and WHIP are 5.62 and 1.64.
Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur
by Brett Perryman on Jun 19, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Not good.
Last time I’d checked he’d had a few decent starts ~ sounds as if he’s lost it again.
I still don’t like how it went down with the Rangers, but I can’t say that it bothers me terribly.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
The DFW media still won't take notice
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
not last year, per Galarraga
we could have used him (967 runs allowed)
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely
just looking at our current situation and how much we would theoretically miss him moving forward. Those hurt me a lot more with Danks, for example, than what a good year he had last year.
Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur
by Brett Perryman on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It was still a titanic screw up by Donuts
to lose AG and then spend $ 4.5 million on JJennings regardless if AG is tanking this year.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
that it was a screwup.
Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur
by Brett Perryman on Jun 19, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Hardly titanic.
But nobody has ever denied that it was a mistake.
by brettgardner on Jun 19, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Jesus.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions
godammit
that takes some skill to snatch a K from the jaws of a BB.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Bruce Bochy has a huge head
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:03 PM CDT reply actions
Bochy doesn't know
that Byrd sucks vs LHP
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
BUT IT'S THE MATCHUP!
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
NL Ball = STRATEGY!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I go from an awesome UT win....
to immediately seeing that at bat.
Ugh.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions
Oh Randy
Of all the players I always wanted to be a Ranger but didn’t want to be a Ranger you were the one I cried for the most
What is the league average amount of pitches pitchersthrow for strikes?
I’m trying to think about how good my on base percentage would be if I was a ballplayer and just never swung at a pitch one time.
Also avoid the logical fact of pitchers would pick up on this and start pumping fastballs down the middle.
WOOOOOOOO BYRD!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
BYRD!
THANK YOU BRUCE BOCHY!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Thanks Bruce
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I like this new pitcher.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Aha ha ha!!!!!
I’ll take that!
Always on the first pitch, but that’s Byrd.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions
Me when that happened

"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Yeah ...
but now his taste in women really, really sucks.
You turned into Dirk Nowitzki in the middle of a game?
That’s amazing ~ it’s the off-season.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
...and, listening to Dave Barnett, you'd have thought the Giants hit that double.
Dave sucks.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Moscoso Sighting
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions
Yes, being the Nationals would be worse than being the Rangers
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
stutter much
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 19, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay, we're finally leading
You know, like we already should’ve been.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Boggs had better leadoff next inning
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
tiny e
so far, my unsung hero for the match.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
Hell yea keep the Feldman train going
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions
I'd forgotten how much I hate Bengie Molina.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
If only we'd have scored at least two of those three guys we left on third...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Thank god we had a molina on base
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:11 PM CDT reply actions
Grilli would be nice here
need a K
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Hey Will Clark......
would you like to be our new hitting coach??
please.
Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.
Oh lookie here, it's Feldman's 3rd time through the lineup
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
KINSLER!
FUCK YEAH!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Holy freaking hell.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
WOW!
What a double play.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
holy shit!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Yeah, that Kinsler guy, what a lazy SOB.
I really hate the way he plays the game.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Get rid of the damn maple bats!
nothing will get done until someone gets seriously hurt.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Kinsler!!
The Tom Hagen/Heath Barkley of my family.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
wow
play of the year?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Feldman Fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
So much fail
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
you have got to be kidding me
fuck this game
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions
Lead was nice while it lasted
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
damn, that was a nice lead while it lasted
and NOW the momentum is gone.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Feldman served that one to him on a dish
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Well....crap.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions
Great Feldman.
Follow up that defensive awesomeness with a spirit-breaker.
Shit.
I blame Eric Nadel,
who said, “[Feldman] hasn’t been hit that hard,” just as that pitch was delivered…
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
yes f u tag
get some perspective
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
the hitter did make a good swing
according to gameday, the pitch was a ball
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you feldman
You have in one swift motion undone everything you have accomplished this year.
Package him in a trade for a power bullpen arm.
NOT ENOUGH SNARK
NOT FUCKING ENOUGH KNEE JERK.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe you're right.
If you fucked more knee jerks, it’d probably calm you down some. Or at least use up some of your excess energy. Or something.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
* rolls eyes *
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
how many pitches has
Feldman thrown? Besides too many.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
97
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Sorry
Gameday froze
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Well, I suppose Feldman's not the most underappreciated Ranger ever anymore.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
I've very much appreciated his performance this season.
I’m somewhat less appreciative of tonight’s job…
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
A-freaking-men.
Feldman’s been solid this year; not tonight, though.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
He's starting to give up some long balls,
which he’d been avoiding earlier. Makes a big difference.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
His BABIP must be starting to normalize.
Finally.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Nope.
The sig reads the way Lisa W wrote it, and I’m pretty happy with it.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Not "big" problems this year
But he has in the past, and he definitely doesn’t fool guys the third time through the order.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
dude, he is a major league pitcher
it’s what he does
Well, the bullpen is pretty much fried
Best he could’ve done is bring in Moscoso to get out of the inning… which I would’ve probably tried, but as has been shown with Derek Holland, throwing rookies into men-on-third situations isn’t always a good idea.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Have to load the Chong to get through this one
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
Brandon Boggs does exist
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
BOGGS LIVES!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Well if he ever got to step to a plate...
that’d probably help them some.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
A walk
what a novel idea. Someone working the count and taking some pitches.
"Thank God for Feldman." - Ron Washington to Eric Nadel, August 2008
I could kiss Brandon Boggs right now.
Seems like it’s been weeks since I’ve seen a a leadoff walk.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
After laying off 10% of their employees?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Haven't got to use this since last year...
so might as well, this might be Boggs’ only appearance this year…

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Imagine a young player
who plays as intelligent as Boggs does and having to do so for a fucking idiot like Ron Washington…first time to the plate in 11 days and he draws a walk.
Love that kid.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
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