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Gameday thread 2 6/19/09

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Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

She misses omar

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

both

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

quit whining and learn some baseball

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

above

meant for athos

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eat shit.

Then follow your own advice.

Probably ought to brush your teeth first though.

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mature response

usually what happens when a person finally realizes they were wrong

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As I've aged, I've discovered that profane language is the quickest way ...

to get through to a guy that’s being a total douche bag.

Congrats on qualifying.

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm being a douchebag

because I told you how baseball works and hurt your feelings by saying your hero messed up. Sorry if you aren’t mature to handle that, but as you get older, maybe you will realize that your baseball heroes aren’t perfect

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

Yeah, leave the third base line uncovered on a bunt. I should have known that.

Now run along and hump somebody else’s leg.

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your homework

is to watch a few baseball games and count how many times a pitcher fields a bunt on the 3rd base line. Do you seriously not think a pitcher does that? If so, I feel like any more discussion with you is pointless and could make me dumber

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAG said it was MY's fault

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that certainly settles it.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vlad doubles in Figgins...

1-1

Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.

by Joker'z on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOM BABY

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah! MY didn't suck

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that was needed

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

THAT HOME RUN IS ALL MY'S FAULT! HE SUCKS!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

josh that was mean LOL

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Michael!!!!

You know who you are…do the bukkake thingy!!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

...wut?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MY sez,

SUCK IT, Haterz!!!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So

How was Pizzarella? I’ve been meaning to try them out…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lucky fucker

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pookie

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well two good hits

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously what the fuck is going on

With the hard line drives that get caught?

I just thought Hunter Pence was a huge asshole, turns out its not just him.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's a lot of F***s

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF Cruz?????

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a little confusing

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Trying to make his skipper happy?

Or prove that Andrus isn’t the only guy who can get a bunt down ~ dunno.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why the hell would you do that there?

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well 3-1 lets keep it at that

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck

We can’t get a bunt down to save our life in a situation where we need it, yet we just bunt with nobody on and our best power hitter?

Fuck my life.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Johnson is going to have a 50 pitch complete game

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol wow

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

best post ever!!!

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

REC!

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, dammit

I was hoping no one was gonna notice that.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, right.

You thought no one was going to notice that? Heh. Not on this blog, Lisa.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was too busy ranting out loud

to proofread :P

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do like it, though, for a season motto.

Seriously.

The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

New blog tagline, if it where up to me.

Adam wouldn’t do it though.

Maybe we could get Ben to do it, just for tonight. HEY BEN!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I imagine SBN would be less than thrilled with that.

I’m seriously considering making it my first LSB signature, though.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody needs to do it.

I will, if nobody else wants it.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm never going to live this down, am I.

oh well :)

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw, Lisa...

You should be honored. My most memorable LSB quote was a dubass remark about Joba Chamberlain.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

done

IThe 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too late.

It’s mine.

Plus you have a typo. Bad form.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

.

The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.-Lisa w

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, seriously.

Too late. Get yer own.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SIG FIGHT!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm willing to lay down for it, too, damnit.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

There’s no WAY LSB was gonna miss that.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Texas Rangers: Not Built for Fucking

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope... can't do it

can’t take a fucking – per Lisa W.

Greatness.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hank made an out -

definitely on the bench for at least 3 of the next 4 games.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The good news: MY hit a home run.

The bad news: our offense still sucks like a Hoover stuck to Sidney Ponson’s ass.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

This offense.

This god damn offense.

Fuck Hank Blalock. I don’t care if you got a triple last time up. 2 pitches in two fucking ABs.

"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Shut up for a minute! Shut up for a minute!

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor Dwight from Fort Worth

Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.

by fake nolan ryan on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was really dumb though...

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.

by fake nolan ryan on Jun 19, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

San Francisco is a very, very cool place to visit

but Josh is tooooooo psyched up about it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

insert

your own joke here

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh is okay

He’s just not intentionally funny.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least my brownies don't suck.

A bit moist, but good. If a bit rich. Really, really rich. Mmmmmmn.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I never tried

nor have I ever been offered MJ brownies.

I doubt their existence.

Rangers Farm Probables

by shroomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're real

I’ve had them. Once. I think I was high for two days after.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luis Mendoza

1.0 IP – 5 ER’s

Maybe he oughta try a knuckle-ball like R.A.

Rangers Farm Probables

by shroomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

o god i went to that game

that was probably the worst game to ever go to

by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was tonight – like … half hour ago

Rangers Farm Probables

by shroomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

okay, I got it now … you son of a Outlaw Josey Wales.

Rangers Farm Probables

by shroomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SKKKKKooter

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tom can't wait to see Gaylord in San Fran

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Get this guy, just so we can save on a few pitches

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not even close.

Just like Michael Young’s chances of entering the Hall of Fame.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Betcha Face

gets his number retired by the Rangers.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why they do that...

if they wouldn’t retire it for Sunberg?

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

But Charlie Hough and Jim Sundberg still haven’t had theirs retired yet, and I think they’re both just as deserving.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Sunny had #10 first

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sunny

not as good or meaningful to team as Face.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really.

On both counts.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think the Rangers losing to the Giants is even close to losing to the Astros,

and I don’t think Young is even close to being a Hall of Famer.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would you like me to explain about that?

It’d actually be much easier for you to explain why you think he is, and for me to respond.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NL Baseball =

baseball for pussies.

I hate it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This feels wrong, but... +1

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gawd... put him away

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ya jus... it's...

The No. 8 guy in the order

by oc on Jun 19, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why were the fans cheering for that?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm...

Scotty needs run support.

Tag me in

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Jun 19, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers up 4-1...

on a Furcal HR

Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.

by Joker'z on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

could this be a sweep?

with cain and zito to follow

by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pookie

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But but at least the Angels got stuck with Lincecum!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rangers will take 2 of 3

Don’t worry grasshopper

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh

You’re a baseball announcer and not a fucking tour guide.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm really sick of watching Byrd everyday.

The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.-Lisa w

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correction...

I’m really sick of watching Byrd the bottom half of our order everyday.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get your own sig.

I claimed this one first. I’m going to keep bothering you about it, too, ‘cause that’s how I roll.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright salty

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty got on base!

Yay!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty

Paisan!!

Did I butcher the spelling?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope some underpaid

disillusioned cook whacked off into your pizza, BF.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

that woulda been the biggest bullshit ever

by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So

I’m sure this has been mentioned but I thoroughly enjoyed your caption on the original GDT, Ben.

613photo

by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this bunt is pretty LOLarious

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and it works!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

But that was only because somebody forgot to tell Johnson that was his ball to field.

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stupid

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How will Kinsler strand Salty?

Flyout, groundout or strikeout?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pop up to the catcher

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

popout

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea!!!

LAD up 4-1

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thank God.

I like the fact that LAA is facing LAD after their little win streak. Bust their asses back down

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Jun 19, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a ball?

Uhhhhhh?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He didn't get the other 3 balls on the tracker...

that were practically on top of that ball.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

looked like a ball to me

hell even the stupid tracker said it was one

by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not to mention

it’s right where the other ones that were called balls were.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Wide corner.

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sureeee ump

The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.-Lisa w

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Get a new sig.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Tom Hallion behind thje plate again??

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fail.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

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by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Ian

The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.-Lisa w

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Get a new sig.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we got this game

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Ian.

Whole lineup of Chris Davis

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In hot lava rain.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Confirmed

We cannot take a fucking to save our lives.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody will get tossed tonight

bank on it

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's okay Ian

good at bat. I would say otherwise but people’s feelings will get hurt. We have too many PC police on here who throw a fit when you say someone messed up…

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go fuck yourself.

Is that PC enough for you?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really frustrating.

A ball is so far outside one of OUR guys won’t even swing at it and the ump calls it a strike.

It’s like some kind of sick comedy.

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brace yourself

for more pussy NL small ball.

Drip, drip, drip…

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Drink your way thru it, iorange555

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not me.

You stick to drinking and betting though. It fits you.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least tonight should help normalize Feldman's BABIP a bit.

Bunch of dinkass hits tonight.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Keeper.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a great show that was...

I was just talking to someone at work about that show earlier this week.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

IT WORKS!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND IT WORKS!

Brilliant!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

eeeexcellent

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double Facials

to everybody in the room!!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck is up with all the HurlerHurley esque sexual references tonight, Outlaw?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

lisa w started it.

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on Jun 19, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, he was doing it before lisa's epic typo.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blame it on somebody else...

Young became Face became Bukkake.

Lighten up, Francis.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's creepy man.

I think you should go jogging or something.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright we're taking the lead

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i love your positivity orange...sorry for being an ass earlier...

just this teams inability to hit drives me fucking crazy

by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always read his name as...

I. O. Range

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's ok

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Randy Wynn have

tenure with the Giants?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is there anybody on this Ranger team that can take a

fucking?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dana Larsen

does she count?

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+2

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Emily Jones?

Anna Benson?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does this game feel like @SF series in 2006?

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No, it feels like the series we just had with the Dodgers last weekend.

Can’t score.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was referring to the umpires

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay elvis

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tiny E

I’m coming around

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice AB.

Now please don’t bunt with MY, Ron.

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That would Young's fault, too.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*Be.* That would *be* Young's fault, too.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Elvis hasn't been

Rudy-ized yet

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Will Clark

now fat?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's jovial

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very

Last time I saw him- at Rusty Greer’s induction into the Ranger HOF- he looked like (as Jamey put it) Chris Berman’s twin brother.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In other words

A Fat Fuck

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He looked easily 75 pounds heavier than he did during his playing days.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to run elvis

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay Elvis

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mmmm.

I think that’s still a bit of an exaggeration.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's becoming one of my favorites.

I know that

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Different issue.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just saying.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair enough.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, kind of like the "Feldman is the most underappreciated Ranger in history" exaggeration.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which has been repeated several times, now.

I still don’t get it. Maybe Newberg’s using “appreciate” in a different sense than I use it…

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow wasn't sure if he'd sneak in there

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woow that was close

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MY still can't do shit with men on.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

His struggles with RISP

are becoming epic.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He seems to have

A broken clutch.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But but...

9th inning, earlier this year….clutchness…..uh never mind.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

He’s usually much better with runners on. It’s weird that he’s not getting it done in those situations now.

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not?

We’ve stranded a guy on 3rd base after 1 out twice already today.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJ is batting

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Elvis

Racking up the steals for my shitty fantasy team!

(which, of course, no one gives a fuck about)

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I care.

No, just kidding.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What place are you in

and how do you feel about your chances?

 / sarcasm

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last

In a 15-team league. I came in third last year, finishing 2.5 points off first.

Oddly enough, the three guys that have really killed my team this year were the same three who kicked ass for me last year- Carlos Quentin, Brad Lidge, and Ervin Santana. Spending $38 on Brandon Webb in this year’s draft really didn’t help either.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See

this is what my friends call “courtesy sympathy”

You vented, I nodded (although I didn’t read a thing you wrote).

:)

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice swing there

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't get excited

That just means a double play

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay, the ump finally called ball four.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

See, Cruz was just practicing last time up.

Getting ready for this PA.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

College parks these days don't even put the bullpen on the field

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need a Cruz missle strike

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

please be patient nellie

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

WE GOT THE RUNNER HOME FROM THIRD!

IT ONLY TOOK FOUR FUCKING TRIES!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm so glad my Andrus shirt arrived today.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lisa that place live in

Is it “the beat” or that big red huge complex across from police HQ

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the big red one

The Beat is condos

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh ok gotcha

best friend lives in that beat place, he is also the manager of Sala Tex Mex.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hank!!!

Make it happen, Sonny!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AJ is a lolligagger

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hank might be AJ to third

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*beat AJ

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heart Elvis

Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur

by Brett Perryman on Jun 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hank

dripping with discipline right now.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Take Hank

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Late on a 90 mph fastball.

Meh.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, what amazing discipline.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

only 1 strike?

You take again hank, and again and again.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we all agree

that Adam, et al were right about Armando Galarraga?

Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur

by Brett Perryman on Jun 19, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Riiiiiiiiight Z.

Good luck talking them into that.

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't been paying attention.

Did something happen?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 ER (4 R) in 4 innings today, 8 hits, 1 walk, 1 K

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really

just another rough start. His ERA and WHIP are 5.62 and 1.64.

Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur

by Brett Perryman on Jun 19, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not good.

Last time I’d checked he’d had a few decent starts ~ sounds as if he’s lost it again.

I still don’t like how it went down with the Rangers, but I can’t say that it bothers me terribly.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The DFW media still won't take notice

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maglio

They should try him on the mound.

Rangers Farm Probables

by shroomer on Jun 19, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not last year, per Galarraga

we could have used him (967 runs allowed)

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely

just looking at our current situation and how much we would theoretically miss him moving forward. Those hurt me a lot more with Danks, for example, than what a good year he had last year.

Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur

by Brett Perryman on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was still a titanic screw up by Donuts

to lose AG and then spend $ 4.5 million on JJennings regardless if AG is tanking this year.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

that it was a screwup.

Arlington, TX: home of The Blue Blur

by Brett Perryman on Jun 19, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hardly titanic.

But nobody has ever denied that it was a mistake.

by brettgardner on Jun 19, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tough pitches

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fail.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

godammit

that takes some skill to snatch a K from the jaws of a BB.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy doesn't know

that Byrd sucks vs LHP

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NL Ball = STRATEGY!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I go from an awesome UT win....

to immediately seeing that at bat.

Ugh.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Randy

Of all the players I always wanted to be a Ranger but didn’t want to be a Ranger you were the one I cried for the most

by oc on Jun 19, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What is the league average amount of pitches pitchersthrow for strikes?

I’m trying to think about how good my on base percentage would be if I was a ballplayer and just never swung at a pitch one time.

Also avoid the logical fact of pitchers would pick up on this and start pumping fastballs down the middle.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Yea

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOO BYRD!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BYRD!

THANK YOU BRUCE BOCHY!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrdman!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ha.

:]

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrd man

HE FLIES IN ANY WEATHER.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BYRD

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Bruce

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like this new pitcher.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aha ha ha!!!!!

I’ll take that!

Always on the first pitch, but that’s Byrd.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You turned into Dirk Nowitzki in the middle of a game?

That’s amazing ~ it’s the off-season.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

...and, listening to Dave Barnett, you'd have thought the Giants hit that double.

Dave sucks.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Moscoso Sighting

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No, please, not DC

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Jun 19, 2009 11:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CD

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Jun 19, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, being the Nationals would be worse than being the Rangers

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stutter much

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Jun 19, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay, we're finally leading

You know, like we already should’ve been.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Boggs had better leadoff next inning

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

tiny e

so far, my unsung hero for the match.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Jun 19, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd forgotten how much I hate Bengie Molina.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This game should remind you.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only we'd have scored at least two of those three guys we left on third...

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grilli would be nice here

need a K

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Will Clark......

would you like to be our new hitting coach??

please.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by bspate on Jun 19, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh lookie here, it's Feldman's 3rd time through the lineup

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KINSLER!

FUCK YEAH!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler!

America, fuck yeah!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome kins

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy freaking hell.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW!

What a double play.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holly shit

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holy shit!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by bspate on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

IAN!!!

ZOMG what a play.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that Kinsler guy, what a lazy SOB.

I really hate the way he plays the game.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Right.

i could have done that. Only i would have thrown to third and got Molina.

by chase182 on Jun 19, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Web Gem

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Get rid of the damn maple bats!

nothing will get done until someone gets seriously hurt.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 19, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fingers crossed for the ump?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler!!

The Tom Hagen/Heath Barkley of my family.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

play of the year?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Feldman Fail.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by bspate on Jun 19, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So much fail

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you have got to be kidding me

fuck this game

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sag

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lead was nice while it lasted

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn, that was a nice lead while it lasted

and NOW the momentum is gone.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Feldman served that one to him on a dish

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well....crap.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great Feldman.

Follow up that defensive awesomeness with a spirit-breaker.

Shit.

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I blame Eric Nadel,

who said, “[Feldman] hasn’t been hit that hard,” just as that pitch was delivered…

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes f u tag

get some perspective

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha...... true.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by bspate on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the hitter did make a good swing

according to gameday, the pitch was a ball

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you feldman

You have in one swift motion undone everything you have accomplished this year.

Package him in a trade for a power bullpen arm.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Knee-jerk much?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT ENOUGH SNARK

NOT FUCKING ENOUGH KNEE JERK.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe you're right.

If you fucked more knee jerks, it’d probably calm you down some. Or at least use up some of your excess energy. Or something.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

* rolls eyes *

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many pitches has

Feldman thrown? Besides too many.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

100.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

97

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

Gameday froze

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No worries.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've very much appreciated his performance this season.

I’m somewhat less appreciative of tonight’s job…

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-freaking-men.

Feldman’s been solid this year; not tonight, though.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's starting to give up some long balls,

which he’d been avoiding earlier. Makes a big difference.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His BABIP must be starting to normalize.

Finally.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. Sigh.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

The sig reads the way Lisa W wrote it, and I’m pretty happy with it.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another great

Washington move with Feldman.

by Jea103 on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Has he not

had big problems all year in the 6th and 7th innings?

by Jea103 on Jun 19, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not "big" problems this year

But he has in the past, and he definitely doesn’t fool guys the third time through the order.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, the bullpen is pretty much fried

Best he could’ve done is bring in Moscoso to get out of the inning… which I would’ve probably tried, but as has been shown with Derek Holland, throwing rookies into men-on-third situations isn’t always a good idea.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Merkin.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 11:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

come on boggs

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Boggs does exist

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOGGS LIVES!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well if he ever got to step to a plate...

that’d probably help them some.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

effing stud

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jun 19, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A leadoff walk?

Who was that masked man?

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Atta boy, Boggs.

IT’S ALIIIIIIVE!

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A walk

what a novel idea. Someone working the count and taking some pitches.

"Thank God for Feldman." - Ron Washington to Eric Nadel, August 2008

by kentbenfer on Jun 19, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I could kiss Brandon Boggs right now.

Seems like it’s been weeks since I’ve seen a a leadoff walk.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nicely done, Brandon.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

After laying off 10% of their employees?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haven't got to use this since last year...

so might as well, this might be Boggs’ only appearance this year…

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Imagine a young player

who plays as intelligent as Boggs does and having to do so for a fucking idiot like Ron Washington…first time to the plate in 11 days and he draws a walk.

Love that kid.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:23 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

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