Gameday thread 2 6/19/09
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Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
She misses omar
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
both
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 19, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to the "Every fucking thing that goes wrong is Mike Young's Fault" Thread.
Yee haw!
by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
quit whining and learn some baseball
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
above
meant for athos
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eat shit.
Then follow your own advice.
Probably ought to brush your teeth first though.
by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mature response
usually what happens when a person finally realizes they were wrong
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As I've aged, I've discovered that profane language is the quickest way ...
to get through to a guy that’s being a total douche bag.
Congrats on qualifying.
by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm being a douchebag
because I told you how baseball works and hurt your feelings by saying your hero messed up. Sorry if you aren’t mature to handle that, but as you get older, maybe you will realize that your baseball heroes aren’t perfect
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh.
Yeah, leave the third base line uncovered on a bunt. I should have known that.
Now run along and hump somebody else’s leg.
by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your homework
is to watch a few baseball games and count how many times a pitcher fields a bunt on the 3rd base line. Do you seriously not think a pitcher does that? If so, I feel like any more discussion with you is pointless and could make me dumber
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TAG said it was MY's fault
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that certainly settles it.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, what the hell? click on the subject line.
by Redcaps on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah i did that too
kinda interesting read…
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vlad doubles in Figgins...
1-1
Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.
by Joker'z on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOM BABY
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah! MY didn't suck
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was needed
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT HOME RUN IS ALL MY'S FAULT! HE SUCKS!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pookie
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
josh that was mean LOL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Michael!!!!
You know who you are…do the bukkake thingy!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
...wut?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY sez,
SUCK IT, Haterz!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice!
No doubter there for Face
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
13 consecutive solo home runs, says Nadel.
Blech.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lucky fucker
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pookie
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well two good hits
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously what the fuck is going on
With the hard line drives that get caught?
I just thought Hunter Pence was a huge asshole, turns out its not just him.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a lot of F***s
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF Cruz?????
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a little confusing
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Trying to make his skipper happy?
Or prove that Andrus isn’t the only guy who can get a bunt down ~ dunno.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why the hell would you do that there?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the Rangers might be taking Washington's new emphasis on the bunt
a little too far.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well 3-1 lets keep it at that
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck
We can’t get a bunt down to save our life in a situation where we need it, yet we just bunt with nobody on and our best power hitter?
Fuck my life.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnson is going to have a 50 pitch complete game
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG
this is the worst offense. We can’t take a fucking to save our lives, and we bunt for no apparent fucking reason. WHAT THE HELL, guys.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
lol wow
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
best post ever!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
REC!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LSB: Where we've realized the 2009 Rangers offense can't take a fucking.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, dammit
I was hoping no one was gonna notice that.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, right.
You thought no one was going to notice that? Heh. Not on this blog, Lisa.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was too busy ranting out loud
to proofread :P
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do like it, though, for a season motto.
Seriously.
The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
New blog tagline, if it where up to me.
Adam wouldn’t do it though.
Maybe we could get Ben to do it, just for tonight. HEY BEN!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine SBN would be less than thrilled with that.
I’m seriously considering making it my first LSB signature, though.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody needs to do it.
I will, if nobody else wants it.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm never going to live this down, am I.
oh well :)
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, Lisa...
You should be honored. My most memorable LSB quote was a dubass remark about Joba Chamberlain.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
done
IThe 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
.
The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.-Lisa w
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, seriously.
Too late. Get yer own.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SIG FIGHT!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm willing to lay down for it, too, damnit.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
There’s no WAY LSB was gonna miss that.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Texas Rangers: Not Built for Fucking
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope... can't do it
can’t take a fucking – per Lisa W.
Greatness.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hank made an out -
definitely on the bench for at least 3 of the next 4 games.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The good news: MY hit a home run.
The bad news: our offense still sucks like a Hoover stuck to Sidney Ponson’s ass.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This offense.
This god damn offense.
Fuck Hank Blalock. I don’t care if you got a triple last time up. 2 pitches in two fucking ABs.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Did anybody hear Norm go belly-up about the line-up today?
by oc on Jun 19, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did anybody hear norm?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up for a minute! Shut up for a minute!
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor Dwight from Fort Worth
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was really dumb though...
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Jun 19, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was basically having a heartattack about Chris Davis. He wants him sent down and believes Blalock is the better option at first.
by oc on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Norm is a dinosaur but he's right about Crush.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
San Francisco is a very, very cool place to visit
but Josh is tooooooo psyched up about it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
insert
your own joke here
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Admit it, you laughed at Lewin's cable-car joke
by oc on Jun 19, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh is okay
He’s just not intentionally funny.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least my brownies don't suck.
A bit moist, but good. If a bit rich. Really, really rich. Mmmmmmn.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They're real
I’ve had them. Once. I think I was high for two days after.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They can be like Altoids.
Curiously strong.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just remember to let it soak in the butter for a little bit...
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
o god i went to that game
that was probably the worst game to ever go to
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was tonight – like … half hour ago
by shroomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RA dickey game against detroit
You son of a bitch.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SKKKKKooter
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tom can't wait to see Gaylord in San Fran
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
get this guy so randy leads off next inning
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get this guy, just so we can save on a few pitches
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is losing to the giants worse that losing to the astros?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nope.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not even close.
Just like Michael Young’s chances of entering the Hall of Fame.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Betcha Face
gets his number retired by the Rangers.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why they do that...
if they wouldn’t retire it for Sunberg?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
But Charlie Hough and Jim Sundberg still haven’t had theirs retired yet, and I think they’re both just as deserving.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Sunny had #10 first
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sunny
not as good or meaningful to team as Face.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really.
On both counts.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think the Rangers losing to the Giants is even close to losing to the Astros,
and I don’t think Young is even close to being a Hall of Famer.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no i understand what your saying, i just dont see how mike isnt on his way to a hof career
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What would you like me to explain about that?
It’d actually be much easier for you to explain why you think he is, and for me to respond.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NL Baseball =
baseball for pussies.
I hate it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This feels wrong, but... +1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gawd... put him away
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I think JD’s doing this to spite all the "when we gon’ get sum pitchin’ in here" idiots.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"~ RCCook.
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ya jus... it's...
The No. 8 guy in the order
by oc on Jun 19, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why were the fans cheering for that?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're asking why the people who cheered for Barry are cheering for something?
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was on their team
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That has to do with this how?
I bet you never cheered for A-Rod or Palmeiro when they were Rangers.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm...
Scotty needs run support.
Tag me in
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 19, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scott with a HR his next AB
Just to give a collective FU to the lineup.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers up 4-1...
on a Furcal HR
Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.
by Joker'z on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
could this be a sweep?
with cain and zito to follow
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pookie
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But but at least the Angels got stuck with Lincecum!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers will take 2 of 3
Don’t worry grasshopper
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh
You’re a baseball announcer and not a fucking tour guide.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm really sick of watching Byrd everyday.
The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.-Lisa w
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correction...
I’m really sick of watching Byrd the bottom half of our order everyday.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get your own sig.
I claimed this one first. I’m going to keep bothering you about it, too, ‘cause that’s how I roll.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright salty
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty got on base!
Yay!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty
Paisan!!
Did I butcher the spelling?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No but you can't use that word, dumbass.
by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope some underpaid
disillusioned cook whacked off into your pizza, BF.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
that woulda been the biggest bullshit ever
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well that was cool
now bunt him to third…
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why are we giving up an out?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
because they haven't read moneyball
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So
I’m sure this has been mentioned but I thoroughly enjoyed your caption on the original GDT, Ben.
by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well this is more pitches than hank has seen
SUCCESS!
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this bunt is pretty LOLarious
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and it works!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stupid
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now ian is gonna homer
making all that useless
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How will Kinsler strand Salty?
Flyout, groundout or strikeout?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pop up to the catcher
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
popout
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea!!!
LAD up 4-1
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank God.
I like the fact that LAA is facing LAD after their little win streak. Bust their asses back down
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 19, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a ball?
Uhhhhhh?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course the Big Unit is going to get the call. Asshole
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He didn't get the other 3 balls on the tracker...
that were practically on top of that ball.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looked like a ball to me
hell even the stupid tracker said it was one
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not to mention
it’s right where the other ones that were called balls were.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sureeee ump
The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.-Lisa w
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get a new sig.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Tom Hallion behind thje plate again??
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL Ian
The 2009 Texas Rangers: Can’t take a fucking to save their lives.-Lisa w
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get a new sig.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we got this game
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Ian.
Whole lineup of Chris Davis
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that ump. With a tire iron. In the ass. In the rain.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jun 19, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In hot lava rain.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Confirmed
We cannot take a fucking to save our lives.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody will get tossed tonight
bank on it
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's okay Ian
good at bat. I would say otherwise but people’s feelings will get hurt. We have too many PC police on here who throw a fit when you say someone messed up…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Go fuck yourself.
Is that PC enough for you?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really frustrating.
A ball is so far outside one of OUR guys won’t even swing at it and the ump calls it a strike.
It’s like some kind of sick comedy.
by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tonight

"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good hustle as always cruz
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it me or was he playing unusually deep on that play?
by oc on Jun 19, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he was just running unusually slow
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brace yourself
for more pussy NL small ball.
Drip, drip, drip…
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Right now this "pussy leauge and team" is beating us.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right now this "typing" i'm doing is beating me.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drink your way thru it, iorange555
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not me.
You stick to drinking and betting though. It fits you.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least tonight should help normalize Feldman's BABIP a bit.
Bunch of dinkass hits tonight.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Keeper.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a great show that was...
I was just talking to someone at work about that show earlier this week.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT WORKS!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND IT WORKS!
Brilliant!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eeeexcellent
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell yea that is awesome
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha it worked!
first time too!
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Double Facials
to everybody in the room!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck is up with all the HurlerHurley esque sexual references tonight, Outlaw?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
lisa w started it.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
by bioaggie on Jun 19, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, he was doing it before lisa's epic typo.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blame it on somebody else...
Young became Face became Bukkake.
Lighten up, Francis.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's creepy man.
I think you should go jogging or something.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wat?
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright we're taking the lead
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i love your positivity orange...sorry for being an ass earlier...
just this teams inability to hit drives me fucking crazy
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always read his name as...
I. O. Range
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's ok
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assisted in the production of the Southwest Airlines 'It's On' campaign
by oc on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They filmed it in Dallas...
correct?
Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.
by Joker'z on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Randy Wynn have
tenure with the Giants?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there anybody on this Ranger team that can take a
fucking?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dana Larsen
does she count?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+2
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Emily Jones?
Anna Benson?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does this game feel like @SF series in 2006?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No, it feels like the series we just had with the Dodgers last weekend.
Can’t score.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was referring to the umpires
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay elvis
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tiny E
I’m coming around
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice AB.
Now please don’t bunt with MY, Ron.
by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That would Young's fault, too.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Be.* That would *be* Young's fault, too.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elvis hasn't been
Rudy-ized yet
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Will Clark
now fat?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's jovial
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very
Last time I saw him- at Rusty Greer’s induction into the Ranger HOF- he looked like (as Jamey put it) Chris Berman’s twin brother.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In other words
A Fat Fuck
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to run elvis
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Elvis
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
elvis becoming the best player on this team
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mmmm.
I think that’s still a bit of an exaggeration.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's becoming one of my favorites.
I know that
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Different issue.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just saying.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, kind of like the "Feldman is the most underappreciated Ranger in history" exaggeration.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which has been repeated several times, now.
I still don’t get it. Maybe Newberg’s using “appreciate” in a different sense than I use it…
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow wasn't sure if he'd sneak in there
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woow that was close
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MY still can't do shit with men on.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
His struggles with RISP
are becoming epic.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He seems to have
A broken clutch.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But but...
9th inning, earlier this year….clutchness…..uh never mind.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry. No excuse not to score a run here
by oc on Jun 19, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why not?
We’ve stranded a guy on 3rd base after 1 out twice already today.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jones strikeout
Then another pop.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ is batting
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elvis
Racking up the steals for my shitty fantasy team!
(which, of course, no one gives a fuck about)
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I care.
No, just kidding.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What place are you in
and how do you feel about your chances?
/ sarcasm
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last
In a 15-team league. I came in third last year, finishing 2.5 points off first.
Oddly enough, the three guys that have really killed my team this year were the same three who kicked ass for me last year- Carlos Quentin, Brad Lidge, and Ervin Santana. Spending $38 on Brandon Webb in this year’s draft really didn’t help either.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 19, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See
this is what my friends call “courtesy sympathy”
You vented, I nodded (although I didn’t read a thing you wrote).
:)
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice swing there
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

