Gameday thread 3 6/19/09
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get on elvis
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Psssst Kins
Boggs just drew a walk and his pitches are all around the plate. Take a few pitches.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tiny E!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Btw Ben you suck...
no links in the threads for the new thread.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why is this site now home of the first place team with the angriest fans or whatever much worse than "not the matt kata rangers"
by rangers on Jun 19, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Because Adam changes the title bar every so often
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and Fuck Off, because I'm an angry Rangers fan
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+4
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because we're all pissed at our "offense" and the Matt Kata line ran out of mojo juice.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miss Tish & Company?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So my attention has been divided
Who thinks the Rangers should steal Will Clark this winter to talk to the Rangers’ hitters about their approaches?
by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You need to worry more about pizza, BF
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see that disaster?
Wow.
by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You do, obviously,
since you’ve posted a couple times about it, now.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get back in the phone booth, Snark
because you don’t have enough game.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go fuck yourself, Josey.
You didn’t even have the balls to continue our conversation the other day.
Fucking chickenshit, that was.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Or should I say, the "onions"?)
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching faux intelligent people
try to act tough is funny.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your a fucking coward, Wales.
You don’t have the courage to stand in the box when I’m delivering.
Now run along, little doggie, before I kick you around some more.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh. You're. You're a fucking coward, Wales.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trying to watch the game right now, you twit.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is why you started this pleasant little exchange?
Right. That’s right. Run along, little doggie, and don’t show your chickenshit mug around these parts again.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What would a liberal pussy such as yourself do
about it?
Form a committee and talk about your feelings?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're so full of shit it's spilling over onto your keyboard.
Go suck on your sausage, boy, I got no more time for you here.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meaning, you've gone French
and are waving the white flag.
Don’t worry, somebody will save you (again).
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meaning, you're a waste of my time,
but an almost entertaining distraction.
I’m done with you here. Again.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're back in the phone booth?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And sober up a little bit, Snark
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are seriously a total drain on any thread you come into.
Some contrarians are kinda fun but you are just a merciless beating.
by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE YOU \
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tiny E rocks again
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'll say it again
elvis becoming the BEST PLAYER on this team
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And I'll say it again.
That’s a huge exaggeration.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
God, I want to buy Elvis a freakin' O'Douls.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
O'DOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elvis having another good night
Time for MY to fail with RISP again though.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cmon now, lsj
Good vibrations.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is a stud
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
with real soft hair
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi, Rachel!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hiya!
I just got home a little while ago. I was definitely one of the only white people at the DSO’s African American Festival Concert. It was a very enjoyable evening. I wore my little black dress.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You missed my epic typo earlier
but since I’m never living it down, you’ll see it eventually.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You may as well just tell me...
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I left out the word "pitch"
in “We can’t take a fucking pitch to save our lives”
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, okay, now I get it.
On snark’s sig, I mean, it was funny, but the mental image was not what you had in mind. And I was willing to challenge it.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rachel...
lisa has created the new tag line for LSB tonight.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah? And what might that be?
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My sig.
Probably not suitable for prime time.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha. Probably not.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lone Star Ball: we all want to touch Elvis Andrus' hair
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's cool about it.
You just gotta go up to him and ask. He only looks slightly freaked out in the pictures.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the show with Christina Applegate?
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Face Time
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sergio Romo...
…Tony’s Hispanic evil twin?
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Michael Downs
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Errr
Nevermind what I just said
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lewis off Feldman.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that wasn't really into the bay...
it went into the back couple rows
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bonds 36 times
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Face....
…..palm.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
homerun call
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that collar around MY's neck is pretty tight
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josey needs to take his son aside
and ask him what the fuck that was.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It was failed
and we talked.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
please have a good at-bat cruz
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.
Druw SMOKED that one.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Andruw.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally Plat
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Home Run Call
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ump calls everything. good lord
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on Nellie
Please don’t fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's got a nasty slider, man.
Nasty nasty.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Romo hits his target
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's Jamie with the eye drops?
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nellie's eyes are fucked up
plus he has bats in the cave.
Cmon, Kid.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, shit, Guardado is up in the bullpen
WE MUST SCORE!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't mind
a wild pitch here
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes the outside slider
off of the plate.
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
eh
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
crap.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on Nelly shut that pink haired bitch up behind the plate
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guh.
TAG’s absolutely right…that was a pitch to hit. He hung it a little.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sonofabitch.
Romo grooves one and he gets under it.
by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And another rally
Goes down the tubes.
At least they didn’t strike out. Seems to me they must be among the MLB leaders in striking out with RISP.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stretch-time quiz:
Pinball or Skee-ball?
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we saying our favorite or guessing yours?
by oc on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saying your favorite.
Quiz probably wasn’t the best word to use, in hindsight.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
skee-ball
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game has been such a beating.
I’ve never once felt like we were gonna win.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
These aren't the '70 Orioles
Just need some good work from the bully and some nice defense.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that the best chicks the cameramen can come up with?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In San Fran?
Yes.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She was oddly attractive. Mainly because the guy next to her was a complete weener
by oc on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe
it was the way her top was falling down
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
??
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just when you thought that guy couldn't look any creepier...
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eddie could retire right now, get a job at taco bell as a manager and noone would ever know....
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What does that even mean?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Eddie looks like a taco bell manager?
I have to admit, I could picture him doing that.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which means I could picture him as my boss.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look out for Texas Dawg dropping the R Card on you.
I do love me the Crispy Beef Taco with a Bean Burrito, though.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does no one else see that this guy is just Hurler doing shtick???
It’s hilarious to me, but some people really seem to let him get him under their skin.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Texas Dawg?
He seems too haughty to be HH.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Josey.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dirkatron
can you believe that snark lost it that badly tonight?
he’s knows the deal, yet let his buttons get pushed.
hilarious.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they're the same.
by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're not the same
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh.
I would say the same thing, actually.
I do think Josey and Clueless are the same person though.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lsj
“Don’t think, it hurt’s the team.”
- Crash Davis
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's like a cheap toy.
Fun to play with for a few minutes ~ but he gets old quickly, and eventually he just breaks.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think eddie can do much better than taco bell
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taco bell?
Stereo type much??
by Too Legit To quit on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Hey, didn’t you used to pitch in the majors?”
Eddie: “Used to pitch in the majors. Until I couldn’t stop hanging my sliders. COULDN’T. STOP. HANGING. SLIDERS!!!!”
Silence
Eddie: “Uhhh, you want hot sauce with that?”
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate you, Eddie Guardado.
As a LOOGY, fine.
As an actual important inning at a time relief pitcher?
No. Fucking. Thank. You.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yah, make more awesomely emo fanposts about your life like Ollie C.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elvis fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How so?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Started toward second when the runner wasn't going
Or at least that’s what Nadel said.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually the runner was going
but stopped for some reason, He would have easily been picked off if Rowand hadn’t hit the ball
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok when is enough enough really?
we’re trying to win
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
More small ball
how quaint.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Could we please get rid of Fatardo...
Waste of the 25
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. The wheel play.
And Elvis went to cover third. Don’t the Rangers know that they teach the opposite of that in little league?
by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay, out at the plate.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice...but everytime this happens
we let a run score anyway
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just about to say
…that Eddie would pop him up. And that’s what happened. My prognostication skills are coming back finally.
by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice play MY.
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by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I benched Branyan tonight
RCCook…I need courtesy sympathy for my fantasy team…
Look at the Face dealing grief at 3B like he’s Brooks Fucking Robinson!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU EDDIE.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh, I thought that little dude was gonna try to truck Salt E.
Nice job working out of that shit by Every Buffet Eddie.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Phew
First time in 4 outings Eddie has managed to get through an inning without giving up any runs.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My internet failed hard right around the Lewis HR
Did I miss any GDT stuff of note?
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hammer Time, bitches.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fixed
HammerFail time, bitches
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please God, help us score some runs
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Affeldt is still in the league?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good call, blue!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully we can still hit Affeldt...
In 25 career innings vs the Rangers he’s got a 6.84 ERA and 1.88 WHIP.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guess not.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blerg...
This offense is making me sad.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get on base or die, Salty.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Die.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
salty is going deep
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
would have
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This offense could be shut out by Mendoza
by Redcaps on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sad but true
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't see how that is true.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LAA/LAD TIED @ 4 top 8
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SOB
that means chris will be hitting in the 9th
by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If Wash was smart (and he's not)
Murphy would lead off the 9th.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, there are a couple of other smart people in here.
Are there any hot pieces in SFO?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are right
stupid Wash, I guess Murphy bats for Andrus
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was ugly.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty's looked really good those last two AB's.
Two absolute smashes.
Too bad they were right at Rowand.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great, Wash has set it up so Davis leads off the 9th.
Fucking moron.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lsj
is Crush in the game at 1B?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Nadel said it’s a double switch, so Davis will lead off the 9th.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Willingham?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Kind of a handsome devil, ain’t he?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeeeeez, Josh going Newberg in his praise of the O'Day pick up.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo Sandoval
That’s a good name for a ball player.
by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what? i thought that was a popup
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
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by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
F Me.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
christ this team
is hard to watch
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not very good at all
Why did the Donut pick up this piece of shit?
by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guys, don't worry...
…Chris Davis is leading off next half inning.
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 20, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so we are down to our last two outs
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 20, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That didn't clear by much.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's still a HR, dumbass
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get off my ankle, little doggie.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See
it doesn’t really matter how far the ball fell b/w the SS & LF, it’s still what they call a “base hit.”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh. I still Day.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jun 20, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just about to make a post...
about O’day only giving up 2 ER in 20 innings as a Ranger, both in wins.
so the good news is, if the past tells us anything, the rangers will win tonight.
The bad news is, I’m probably wrong, with this offense.
by downsetgo on Jun 20, 2009 12:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sad Panda
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Angels: rape the Giants.
We: give up 3 homers to the team with the fewest homers in the majors and strand three men at third base.
Fuck me in the face with a chainsaw.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On the bright side...
And I think even Josey Wales would agree with this, there is no Jim Knox this evening.
by Black Francis on Jun 20, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have Knoxie and get a win...
than not have Knoxie and lose.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Affirmed, BF
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we get O'Day the F out of there so his arm don't fall off?
No reason for him to be pitching at this point.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the AL west all win tonight, well except the rangers, back to the same old
team, knew it could not last
Larry Parrish Was Da Man!
by TRFAN on Jun 20, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
angels lead, course…they’re gonna sweep the dodgers
by texasrfan on Jun 20, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Depressing.
So depressing.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 20, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Depressing?
This is so way far beyond depressing it’s not even funny.
This clown car baseball. Asolutely fucking insanely bad.
I want to punch something.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's bad
…but it ain’t that bad. Last April was clown baseball.
by Black Francis on Jun 20, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last April was supposed to be behind us.
This is just totally unacceptable for a first place team.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good news
we’re about to be not in first place anymore.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 20, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Lisa, meant to say,
if you’d prefer I dump the sig, I’m fine with that.
It’s a great line, though.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fine with it
it was a pretty epic typo.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That won't be a concern for too much longer,
the way the Rangers are playing.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're kinda like Frank Burns when you get drunk, Snark.
All sensitive and stuff.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Breakdowns in every aspect of the game tonight.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gonna be worse the next 2 days...we'll make zito look like ZITO
and cain will just be dominant
by texasrfan on Jun 20, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a shitty game...
almost as annoying as that brash.com ad
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Jun 20, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We're a legitimately bad baseball team at this point.
We have the talent to come out of this, obviously, but right now we’re just stinky.
Really, really stinky.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 20, 2009 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i don't think this team as it stands has the talent to even be a 500 team
you must have clutch hitting, and now the pitching is starting to tank as well
Larry Parrish Was Da Man!
by TRFAN on Jun 20, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow we've hit the point where this game is so shitty...
we’ve got to focus on a Party Boat more so than the game to ease our minds.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the party boat.
Several of those chicks look pretty doable and I’m fairly certain I could beat up most of their boyfriends.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 20, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh.
Classic Dirkatron. I love it.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure
…a high proportion of those guys are “just friends”. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
by Black Francis on Jun 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, the Party Boat
made the wheels in my head go round n round.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so when is the last time we had a starter go 7?
by texasrfan on Jun 20, 2009 12:09 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Millwood Tuesday
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come back time
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck!
What the fuck is going on here? Why did I just spend three hours watching this shit?
by Kool Hand on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
okkkkk
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
feeling better already
Davis worked the count up to 1-1. Looks like this team is finally showing some patience at the plate.
by Kool Hand on Jun 20, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because for some reason
You’re a rabidly insane Ranger fan.
Which is why it hurts so much. :(
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well now i GOT TO KNOW
what that damn shirt says….
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5925
Magic Number- 98
by red3biggs on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Juan 'Fuckin' Rivera
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jun 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
iorange...you're the positive one here
tell me we’re somehow gonna pull this out
by texasrfan on Jun 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I still got a good feeling.
But who knows.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sparkle Motion!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
let it hit you chris
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our whole offense has been due for a couple weeks now
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sooooooo glad Ron set it up so Chris Davis could lead off the 9th.
Great managing Ron. Superb.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
it was a 1 run game at the time. One of the few things CD can do is get hold of one.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jun 20, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, if it's an offspeed pitch
But against a fastball pitcher? Not likely.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here comes Kinsler's home run swing
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 20, 2009 12:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and there it went
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 20, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right.
Team needs some Will Clark.
by Black Francis on Jun 20, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
im going to go see the hangover tomorrow…something to look forward to
by texasrfan on Jun 20, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Elvis, display your awesomeness...
hit a 3 run homer with no one on base!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Andrus is the only bright spot of the night for me
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 20, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love you Elvis
Rest of Rangers offense: take some fucking notes from the 20 year old rookie.
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how the shit stain NL west bends over for the Angels.
And they play us like it’s the fucking world series. Bullshit.
by Too Legit To quit on Jun 20, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They lost this game..
…more than the Giants won it.
by Black Francis on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilson is one of the bigger douches in baseball.
It’d be nice if we could win here and/or take him out with a hard liner back up the middle.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 20, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh god, cain vs holland tomorrow with a .5 game lead...
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 20, 2009 12:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's sad that elvis knows the game better than anyone else in our lineup
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's only because Rudy hasn't fully corrupted him yet
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I normally cringe at this cliche,
but if the Rangers could field a team of Andruses, I’d take it.
by Kool Hand on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
would RW PH for AJ
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 20, 2009 12:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on young
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh
Nice throw, McPhats.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
prolonging the inevitable
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
still alive
and as Vin Scully would say “Look who’s coming up!!!”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So Josey would now be a good time
for you to explain why Nolan thought Benson would be a better starter than Feldman?
Or would you like to go run and hide like usual?
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5925
Magic Number- 98
by red3biggs on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the question has been answered, red3
do you need me to wipe your ass and do the search function thing as well?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean this one?
Benson was a NRI and didn’t cost the team big money or a prospect – That responsibility goes to the Donut Shop.
Casue my question is “Why did Nolan decide that moving Feldman to the bullpen, and Benson to the rotation was the solution to the pitching problem. The one that gave up 967 runs last year and Ryan took away from JD?”
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5925
Magic Number- 98
by red3biggs on Jun 20, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone convince Young it's April, quick.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come in Michael
You used to be money in the 9th inning…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
...but not anymore. Pathetic.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
April seems like a long time ago.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you MY for that Clutch hitting
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
uh, buddy.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol that's fucking nuts.
Young sees how well working the count works and then he swings at the first pitch. HOW DO THEY NOT GET WHAT IS GOING ON!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so fucking obvious.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate you, Texas Rangers.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate this team so much right now.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Will benmor come thru with the post game show
or has he passed out?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Texas Rangers: Built to Disappoint
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
The Texas Rangers: work still in progress
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That about sums it up, I think.
Lots of talent. Not quite there yet.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
time to fine a bar with a tv
so i can remind myself what a baseball team is supposed to look like
by Kool Hand on Jun 20, 2009 12:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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