Gameday thread 3 6/19/09
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Psssst Kins
Boggs just drew a walk and his pitches are all around the plate. Take a few pitches.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Tiny E!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Btw Ben you suck...
no links in the threads for the new thread.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Because Adam changes the title bar every so often
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Oh and Fuck Off, because I'm an angry Rangers fan
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
+4
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Because we're all pissed at our "offense" and the Matt Kata line ran out of mojo juice.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
So my attention has been divided
Who thinks the Rangers should steal Will Clark this winter to talk to the Rangers’ hitters about their approaches?
You need to worry more about pizza, BF
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
You do, obviously,
since you’ve posted a couple times about it, now.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Get back in the phone booth, Snark
because you don’t have enough game.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Go fuck yourself, Josey.
You didn’t even have the balls to continue our conversation the other day.
Fucking chickenshit, that was.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Watching faux intelligent people
try to act tough is funny.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Your a fucking coward, Wales.
You don’t have the courage to stand in the box when I’m delivering.
Now run along, little doggie, before I kick you around some more.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Heh. You're. You're a fucking coward, Wales.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Trying to watch the game right now, you twit.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Which is why you started this pleasant little exchange?
Right. That’s right. Run along, little doggie, and don’t show your chickenshit mug around these parts again.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
What would a liberal pussy such as yourself do
about it?
Form a committee and talk about your feelings?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
You're so full of shit it's spilling over onto your keyboard.
Go suck on your sausage, boy, I got no more time for you here.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Meaning, you've gone French
and are waving the white flag.
Don’t worry, somebody will save you (again).
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Meaning, you're a waste of my time,
but an almost entertaining distraction.
I’m done with you here. Again.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
So you're back in the phone booth?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
And sober up a little bit, Snark
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
You are seriously a total drain on any thread you come into.
Some contrarians are kinda fun but you are just a merciless beating.
by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Tiny E rocks again
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
And I'll say it again.
That’s a huge exaggeration.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
O'DOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Elvis having another good night
Time for MY to fail with RISP again though.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Cmon now, lsj
Good vibrations.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
He is a stud
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions
Hi, Rachel!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
hiya!
I just got home a little while ago. I was definitely one of the only white people at the DSO’s African American Festival Concert. It was a very enjoyable evening. I wore my little black dress.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
You missed my epic typo earlier
but since I’m never living it down, you’ll see it eventually.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I left out the word "pitch"
in “We can’t take a fucking pitch to save our lives”
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Oh, okay, now I get it.
On snark’s sig, I mean, it was funny, but the mental image was not what you had in mind. And I was willing to challenge it.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Rachel...
lisa has created the new tag line for LSB tonight.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
My sig.
Probably not suitable for prime time.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Lone Star Ball: we all want to touch Elvis Andrus' hair
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
He's cool about it.
You just gotta go up to him and ask. He only looks slightly freaked out in the pictures.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Is that the show with Christina Applegate?
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Face Time
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Michael Downs
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by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Errr
Nevermind what I just said
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis off Feldman.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
And that wasn't really into the bay...
it went into the back couple rows
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Bonds 36 times
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
that collar around MY's neck is pretty tight
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Josey needs to take his son aside
and ask him what the fuck that was.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
It was failed
and we talked.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay Andruw.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Oh come on Nellie
Please don’t fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
This Romo hits his target
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Nellie's eyes are fucked up
plus he has bats in the cave.
Cmon, Kid.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Oh, shit, Guardado is up in the bullpen
WE MUST SCORE!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Here comes the outside slider
off of the plate.
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
crap.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
come on Nelly shut that pink haired bitch up behind the plate
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions
Guh.
TAG’s absolutely right…that was a pitch to hit. He hung it a little.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Sonofabitch.
Romo grooves one and he gets under it.
And another rally
Goes down the tubes.
At least they didn’t strike out. Seems to me they must be among the MLB leaders in striking out with RISP.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
Saying your favorite.
Quiz probably wasn’t the best word to use, in hindsight.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
skee-ball
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
This game has been such a beating.
I’ve never once felt like we were gonna win.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
These aren't the '70 Orioles
Just need some good work from the bully and some nice defense.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Is that the best chicks the cameramen can come up with?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
In San Fran?
Yes.
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by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe
it was the way her top was falling down
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
??
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Just when you thought that guy couldn't look any creepier...
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
eddie could retire right now, get a job at taco bell as a manager and noone would ever know....
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions
What does that even mean?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
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by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
That Eddie looks like a taco bell manager?
I have to admit, I could picture him doing that.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Which means I could picture him as my boss.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Look out for Texas Dawg dropping the R Card on you.
I do love me the Crispy Beef Taco with a Bean Burrito, though.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Does no one else see that this guy is just Hurler doing shtick???
It’s hilarious to me, but some people really seem to let him get him under their skin.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Texas Dawg?
He seems too haughty to be HH.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
No, Josey.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
dirkatron
can you believe that snark lost it that badly tonight?
he’s knows the deal, yet let his buttons get pushed.
hilarious.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Riiiight.
What’s hilarious is that you can’t tell when I’m fucking with you.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
we're not the same
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh.
I would say the same thing, actually.
I do think Josey and Clueless are the same person though.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
lsj
“Don’t think, it hurt’s the team.”
- Crash Davis
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
He's like a cheap toy.
Fun to play with for a few minutes ~ but he gets old quickly, and eventually he just breaks.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
“Hey, didn’t you used to pitch in the majors?”
Eddie: “Used to pitch in the majors. Until I couldn’t stop hanging my sliders. COULDN’T. STOP. HANGING. SLIDERS!!!!”
Silence
Eddie: “Uhhh, you want hot sauce with that?”
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by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate you, Eddie Guardado.
As a LOOGY, fine.
As an actual important inning at a time relief pitcher?
No. Fucking. Thank. You.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
This.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Yah, make more awesomely emo fanposts about your life like Ollie C.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Elvis fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Started toward second when the runner wasn't going
Or at least that’s what Nadel said.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
actually the runner was going
but stopped for some reason, He would have easily been picked off if Rowand hadn’t hit the ball
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
More small ball
how quaint.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Could we please get rid of Fatardo...
Waste of the 25
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Wow. The wheel play.
And Elvis went to cover third. Don’t the Rangers know that they teach the opposite of that in little league?
Yay, out at the plate.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I was just about to say
…that Eddie would pop him up. And that’s what happened. My prognostication skills are coming back finally.
by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice play MY.
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by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions
I benched Branyan tonight
RCCook…I need courtesy sympathy for my fantasy team…
Look at the Face dealing grief at 3B like he’s Brooks Fucking Robinson!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Heh, I thought that little dude was gonna try to truck Salt E.
Nice job working out of that shit by Every Buffet Eddie.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
Phew
First time in 4 outings Eddie has managed to get through an inning without giving up any runs.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
My internet failed hard right around the Lewis HR
Did I miss any GDT stuff of note?
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Hammer Time, bitches.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Fixed
HammerFail time, bitches
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Please God, help us score some runs
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Affeldt is still in the league?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Good call, blue!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Hopefully we can still hit Affeldt...
In 25 career innings vs the Rangers he’s got a 6.84 ERA and 1.88 WHIP.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Guess not.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Blerg...
This offense is making me sad.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
Get on base or die, Salty.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Die.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Sad but true
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
LAA/LAD TIED @ 4 top 8
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
If Wash was smart (and he's not)
Murphy would lead off the 9th.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, there are a couple of other smart people in here.
Are there any hot pieces in SFO?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
you are right
stupid Wash, I guess Murphy bats for Andrus
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Salty's looked really good those last two AB's.
Two absolute smashes.
Too bad they were right at Rowand.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
Great, Wash has set it up so Davis leads off the 9th.
Fucking moron.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
lsj
is Crush in the game at 1B?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Nadel said it’s a double switch, so Davis will lead off the 9th.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Is that Willingham?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
Kind of a handsome devil, ain’t he?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Jeeeeez, Josh going Newberg in his praise of the O'Day pick up.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Wow.
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by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions
F Me.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
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christ this team
is hard to watch
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Guys, don't worry...
…Chris Davis is leading off next half inning.
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
so we are down to our last two outs
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
It's still a HR, dumbass
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
See
it doesn’t really matter how far the ball fell b/w the SS & LF, it’s still what they call a “base hit.”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I was just about to make a post...
about O’day only giving up 2 ER in 20 innings as a Ranger, both in wins.
so the good news is, if the past tells us anything, the rangers will win tonight.
The bad news is, I’m probably wrong, with this offense.
Sad Panda
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Angels: rape the Giants.
We: give up 3 homers to the team with the fewest homers in the majors and strand three men at third base.
Fuck me in the face with a chainsaw.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
On the bright side...
And I think even Josey Wales would agree with this, there is no Jim Knox this evening.
I'd rather have Knoxie and get a win...
than not have Knoxie and lose.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Affirmed, BF
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Can we get O'Day the F out of there so his arm don't fall off?
No reason for him to be pitching at this point.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
the AL west all win tonight, well except the rangers, back to the same old
team, knew it could not last
Larry Parrish Was Da Man!
Depressing.
So depressing.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
Depressing?
This is so way far beyond depressing it’s not even funny.
This clown car baseball. Asolutely fucking insanely bad.
I want to punch something.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
It's bad
…but it ain’t that bad. Last April was clown baseball.
by Black Francis on Jun 20, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Last April was supposed to be behind us.
This is just totally unacceptable for a first place team.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Good news
we’re about to be not in first place anymore.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Hey Lisa, meant to say,
if you’d prefer I dump the sig, I’m fine with that.
It’s a great line, though.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
I'm fine with it
it was a pretty epic typo.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
That won't be a concern for too much longer,
the way the Rangers are playing.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
You're kinda like Frank Burns when you get drunk, Snark.
All sensitive and stuff.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Breakdowns in every aspect of the game tonight.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
What a shitty game...
almost as annoying as that brash.com ad
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Jun 20, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions
We're a legitimately bad baseball team at this point.
We have the talent to come out of this, obviously, but right now we’re just stinky.
Really, really stinky.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
i don't think this team as it stands has the talent to even be a 500 team
you must have clutch hitting, and now the pitching is starting to tank as well
Larry Parrish Was Da Man!
Wow we've hit the point where this game is so shitty...
we’ve got to focus on a Party Boat more so than the game to ease our minds.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I like the party boat.
Several of those chicks look pretty doable and I’m fairly certain I could beat up most of their boyfriends.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jun 20, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
Classic Dirkatron. I love it.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I'm pretty sure
…a high proportion of those guys are “just friends”. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
by Black Francis on Jun 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, the Party Boat
made the wheels in my head go round n round.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Millwood Tuesday
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
What the fuck!
What the fuck is going on here? Why did I just spend three hours watching this shit?
feeling better already
Davis worked the count up to 1-1. Looks like this team is finally showing some patience at the plate.
Because for some reason
You’re a rabidly insane Ranger fan.
Which is why it hurts so much. :(
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Well now i GOT TO KNOW
what that damn shirt says….
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5925
Magic Number- 98
Sparkle Motion!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Our whole offense has been due for a couple weeks now
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I'm sooooooo glad Ron set it up so Chris Davis could lead off the 9th.
Great managing Ron. Superb.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
To be fair
it was a 1 run game at the time. One of the few things CD can do is get hold of one.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Yeah, if it's an offspeed pitch
But against a fastball pitcher? Not likely.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Here comes Kinsler's home run swing
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
and there it went
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 20, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Come on Elvis, display your awesomeness...
hit a 3 run homer with no one on base!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Andrus is the only bright spot of the night for me
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
I love you Elvis
Rest of Rangers offense: take some fucking notes from the 20 year old rookie.
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
by TXRangersFan on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I love how the shit stain NL west bends over for the Angels.
And they play us like it’s the fucking world series. Bullshit.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 20, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions
They lost this game..
…more than the Giants won it.
by Black Francis on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Wilson is one of the bigger douches in baseball.
It’d be nice if we could win here and/or take him out with a hard liner back up the middle.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
it's sad that elvis knows the game better than anyone else in our lineup
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
That's only because Rudy hasn't fully corrupted him yet
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I normally cringe at this cliche,
but if the Rangers could field a team of Andruses, I’d take it.
would RW PH for AJ
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Heh
Nice throw, McPhats.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
prolonging the inevitable
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
still alive
and as Vin Scully would say “Look who’s coming up!!!”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
So Josey would now be a good time
for you to explain why Nolan thought Benson would be a better starter than Feldman?
Or would you like to go run and hide like usual?
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5925
Magic Number- 98
the question has been answered, red3
do you need me to wipe your ass and do the search function thing as well?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
You mean this one?
Benson was a NRI and didn’t cost the team big money or a prospect – That responsibility goes to the Donut Shop.
Casue my question is “Why did Nolan decide that moving Feldman to the bullpen, and Benson to the rotation was the solution to the pitching problem. The one that gave up 967 runs last year and Ryan took away from JD?”
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5925
Magic Number- 98
Someone convince Young it's April, quick.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Come in Michael
You used to be money in the 9th inning…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
...but not anymore. Pathetic.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
April seems like a long time ago.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Thank you MY for that Clutch hitting
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
uh, buddy.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
lol that's fucking nuts.
Young sees how well working the count works and then he swings at the first pitch. HOW DO THEY NOT GET WHAT IS GOING ON!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I hate you, Texas Rangers.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
I hate this team so much right now.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Will benmor come thru with the post game show
or has he passed out?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Texas Rangers: Built to Disappoint
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
The Texas Rangers: work still in progress
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
That about sums it up, I think.
Lots of talent. Not quite there yet.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
time to fine a bar with a tv
so i can remind myself what a baseball team is supposed to look like
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