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get on elvis

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Psssst Kins

Boggs just drew a walk and his pitches are all around the plate. Take a few pitches.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tiny E!!!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Btw Ben you suck...

no links in the threads for the new thread.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Because Adam changes the title bar every so often

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh and Fuck Off, because I'm an angry Rangers fan

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+4

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because we're all pissed at our "offense" and the Matt Kata line ran out of mojo juice.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miss Tish & Company?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ha ha...

I’m just throwing random links in there.

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Jun 20, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So my attention has been divided

Who thinks the Rangers should steal Will Clark this winter to talk to the Rangers’ hitters about their approaches?

by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You do, obviously,

since you’ve posted a couple times about it, now.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get back in the phone booth, Snark

because you don’t have enough game.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go fuck yourself, Josey.

You didn’t even have the balls to continue our conversation the other day.

Fucking chickenshit, that was.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Or should I say, the "onions"?)

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching faux intelligent people

try to act tough is funny.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your a fucking coward, Wales.

You don’t have the courage to stand in the box when I’m delivering.

Now run along, little doggie, before I kick you around some more.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh. You're. You're a fucking coward, Wales.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trying to watch the game right now, you twit.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which is why you started this pleasant little exchange?

Right. That’s right. Run along, little doggie, and don’t show your chickenshit mug around these parts again.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would a liberal pussy such as yourself do

about it?

Form a committee and talk about your feelings?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're so full of shit it's spilling over onto your keyboard.

Go suck on your sausage, boy, I got no more time for you here.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meaning, you've gone French

and are waving the white flag.

Don’t worry, somebody will save you (again).

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meaning, you're a waste of my time,

but an almost entertaining distraction.

I’m done with you here. Again.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you're back in the phone booth?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And sober up a little bit, Snark

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are seriously a total drain on any thread you come into.

Some contrarians are kinda fun but you are just a merciless beating.

by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE YOU \

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tiny E rocks again

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Elvis

Morphing into the face

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'll say it again

elvis becoming the BEST PLAYER on this team

by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And I'll say it again.

That’s a huge exaggeration.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

God, I want to buy Elvis a freakin' O'Douls.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

O'DOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Elvis having another good night

Time for MY to fail with RISP again though.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cmon now, lsj

Good vibrations.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is a stud

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

with real soft hair

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi, Rachel!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hiya!

I just got home a little while ago. I was definitely one of the only white people at the DSO’s African American Festival Concert. It was a very enjoyable evening. I wore my little black dress.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You missed my epic typo earlier

but since I’m never living it down, you’ll see it eventually.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You may as well just tell me...

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I left out the word "pitch"

in “We can’t take a fucking pitch to save our lives”

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, okay, now I get it.

On snark’s sig, I mean, it was funny, but the mental image was not what you had in mind. And I was willing to challenge it.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rachel...

lisa has created the new tag line for LSB tonight.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah? And what might that be?

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My sig.

Probably not suitable for prime time.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha. Probably not.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lone Star Ball: we all want to touch Elvis Andrus' hair

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's cool about it.

You just gotta go up to him and ask. He only looks slightly freaked out in the pictures.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the show with Christina Applegate?

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Face Time

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sergio Romo...

…Tony’s Hispanic evil twin?

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Michael Downs

Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989

by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Errr

Nevermind what I just said

Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989

by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis off Feldman.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that wasn't really into the bay...

it went into the back couple rows

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bonds 36 times

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Face....

…..palm.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

homerun call

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that collar around MY's neck is pretty tight

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Josey needs to take his son aside

and ask him what the fuck that was.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It was failed

and we talked.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

please have a good at-bat cruz

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

Druw SMOKED that one.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay Andruw.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ump calls everything. good lord

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on Nellie

Please don’t fail.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's got a nasty slider, man.

Nasty nasty.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This Romo hits his target

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's Jamie with the eye drops?

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nellie's eyes are fucked up

plus he has bats in the cave.

Cmon, Kid.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, shit, Guardado is up in the bullpen

WE MUST SCORE!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't mind

a wild pitch here

Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989

by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes the outside slider

off of the plate.

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

eh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

crap.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sergio Romo...

I want him please

by oc on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Guh.

TAG’s absolutely right…that was a pitch to hit. He hung it a little.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sonofabitch.

Romo grooves one and he gets under it.

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And another rally

Goes down the tubes.

At least they didn’t strike out. Seems to me they must be among the MLB leaders in striking out with RISP.

Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989

by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stretch-time quiz:

Pinball or Skee-ball?

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Saying your favorite.

Quiz probably wasn’t the best word to use, in hindsight.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

skee-ball

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game has been such a beating.

I’ve never once felt like we were gonna win.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

These aren't the '70 Orioles

Just need some good work from the bully and some nice defense.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that the best chicks the cameramen can come up with?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe

it was the way her top was falling down

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

??

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

I laughed.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just when you thought that guy couldn't look any creepier...

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What does that even mean?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Eddie looks like a taco bell manager?

I have to admit, I could picture him doing that.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which means I could picture him as my boss.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look out for Texas Dawg dropping the R Card on you.

I do love me the Crispy Beef Taco with a Bean Burrito, though.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does no one else see that this guy is just Hurler doing shtick???

It’s hilarious to me, but some people really seem to let him get him under their skin.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Texas Dawg?

He seems too haughty to be HH.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Josey.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dirkatron

can you believe that snark lost it that badly tonight?

he’s knows the deal, yet let his buttons get pushed.

hilarious.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Riiiight.

What’s hilarious is that you can’t tell when I’m fucking with you.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and:

Johnny Mize.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh.

I would say the same thing, actually.

I do think Josey and Clueless are the same person though.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lsj

“Don’t think, it hurt’s the team.”

- Crash Davis

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's like a cheap toy.

Fun to play with for a few minutes ~ but he gets old quickly, and eventually he just breaks.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Hey, didn’t you used to pitch in the majors?”

Eddie: “Used to pitch in the majors. Until I couldn’t stop hanging my sliders. COULDN’T. STOP. HANGING. SLIDERS!!!!”

Silence

Eddie: “Uhhh, you want hot sauce with that?”

Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989

by Brandon Bibb on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate you, Eddie Guardado.

As a LOOGY, fine.

As an actual important inning at a time relief pitcher?

No. Fucking. Thank. You.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yah, make more awesomely emo fanposts about your life like Ollie C.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Elvis fail.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How so?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Started toward second when the runner wasn't going

Or at least that’s what Nadel said.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually the runner was going

but stopped for some reason, He would have easily been picked off if Rowand hadn’t hit the ball

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

More small ball

how quaint.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Could we please get rid of Fatardo...

Waste of the 25

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. The wheel play.

And Elvis went to cover third. Don’t the Rangers know that they teach the opposite of that in little league?

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay, out at the plate.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I was just about to say

…that Eddie would pop him up. And that’s what happened. My prognostication skills are coming back finally.

by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play MY.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I benched Branyan tonight

RCCook…I need courtesy sympathy for my fantasy team…

Look at the Face dealing grief at 3B like he’s Brooks Fucking Robinson!!!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

THANK YOU EDDIE.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay Defense!

We still got a shot.

by Athos on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh, I thought that little dude was gonna try to truck Salt E.

Nice job working out of that shit by Every Buffet Eddie.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Phew

First time in 4 outings Eddie has managed to get through an inning without giving up any runs.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

luck

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hammer Time, bitches.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fixed
Hammer Fail time, bitches

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please God, help us score some runs

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Affeldt is still in the league?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good call, blue!!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully we can still hit Affeldt...

In 25 career innings vs the Rangers he’s got a 6.84 ERA and 1.88 WHIP.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Guess not.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blerg...

This offense is making me sad.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Get on base or die, Salty.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Die.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

salty is going deep

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

would have

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sad but true

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 19, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't see how that is true.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LAA/LAD TIED @ 4 top 8

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SOB

that means chris will be hitting in the 9th

by texasrfan on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no

Murphy

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Wash was smart (and he's not)

Murphy would lead off the 9th.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, there are a couple of other smart people in here.

Are there any hot pieces in SFO?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are right

stupid Wash, I guess Murphy bats for Andrus

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 19, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was ugly.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 19, 2009 11:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty's looked really good those last two AB's.

Two absolute smashes.

Too bad they were right at Rowand.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great, Wash has set it up so Davis leads off the 9th.

Fucking moron.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lsj

is Crush in the game at 1B?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 19, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Nadel said it’s a double switch, so Davis will lead off the 9th.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that Willingham?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Kind of a handsome devil, ain’t he?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo Sandoval

That’s a good name for a ball player.

by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what? i thought that was a popup

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

F Me.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

christ this team

is hard to watch

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not very good at all

Why did the Donut pick up this piece of shit?

by Black Francis on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Guys, don't worry...

…Chris Davis is leading off next half inning.

"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09

by TXRangersFan on Jun 20, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so we are down to our last two outs

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 20, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That didn't clear by much.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's still a HR, dumbass

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get off my ankle, little doggie.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See

it doesn’t really matter how far the ball fell b/w the SS & LF, it’s still what they call a “base hit.”

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just about to make a post...

about O’day only giving up 2 ER in 20 innings as a Ranger, both in wins.
so the good news is, if the past tells us anything, the rangers will win tonight.
The bad news is, I’m probably wrong, with this offense.

by downsetgo on Jun 20, 2009 12:01 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sad Panda

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:01 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Angels: rape the Giants.

We: give up 3 homers to the team with the fewest homers in the majors and strand three men at third base.

Fuck me in the face with a chainsaw.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gently.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the bright side...

And I think even Josey Wales would agree with this, there is no Jim Knox this evening.

by Black Francis on Jun 20, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather have Knoxie and get a win...

than not have Knoxie and lose.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Affirmed, BF

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we get O'Day the F out of there so his arm don't fall off?

No reason for him to be pitching at this point.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

angels lead, course…they’re gonna sweep the dodgers

by texasrfan on Jun 20, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Depressing.

So depressing.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 20, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Depressing?

This is so way far beyond depressing it’s not even funny.

This clown car baseball. Asolutely fucking insanely bad.

I want to punch something.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's bad

…but it ain’t that bad. Last April was clown baseball.

by Black Francis on Jun 20, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last April was supposed to be behind us.

This is just totally unacceptable for a first place team.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good news

we’re about to be not in first place anymore.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 20, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Lisa, meant to say,

if you’d prefer I dump the sig, I’m fine with that.

It’s a great line, though.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm fine with it

it was a pretty epic typo.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That won't be a concern for too much longer,

the way the Rangers are playing.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're kinda like Frank Burns when you get drunk, Snark.

All sensitive and stuff.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Breakdowns in every aspect of the game tonight.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What a shitty game...

almost as annoying as that brash.com ad

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott

by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Jun 20, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We're a legitimately bad baseball team at this point.

We have the talent to come out of this, obviously, but right now we’re just stinky.

Really, really stinky.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 20, 2009 12:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i don't think this team as it stands has the talent to even be a 500 team

you must have clutch hitting, and now the pitching is starting to tank as well

Larry Parrish Was Da Man!

by TRFAN on Jun 20, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow we've hit the point where this game is so shitty...

we’ve got to focus on a Party Boat more so than the game to ease our minds.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like the party boat.

Several of those chicks look pretty doable and I’m fairly certain I could beat up most of their boyfriends.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 20, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

Classic Dirkatron. I love it.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure

…a high proportion of those guys are “just friends”. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

by Black Francis on Jun 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, the Party Boat

made the wheels in my head go round n round.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Millwood Tuesday

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come back time

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck!

What the fuck is going on here? Why did I just spend three hours watching this shit?

by Kool Hand on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

okkkkk

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

feeling better already

Davis worked the count up to 1-1. Looks like this team is finally showing some patience at the plate.

by Kool Hand on Jun 20, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because for some reason

You’re a rabidly insane Ranger fan.

Which is why it hurts so much. :(

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well now i GOT TO KNOW

what that damn shirt says….

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5925
Magic Number- 98

by red3biggs on Jun 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Juan 'Fuckin' Rivera

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

iorange...you're the positive one here

tell me we’re somehow gonna pull this out

by texasrfan on Jun 20, 2009 12:11 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I still got a good feeling.

But who knows.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sparkle Motion!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:12 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

let it hit you chris

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:12 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Our whole offense has been due for a couple weeks now

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sooooooo glad Ron set it up so Chris Davis could lead off the 9th.

Great managing Ron. Superb.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

it was a 1 run game at the time. One of the few things CD can do is get hold of one.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 20, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, if it's an offspeed pitch

But against a fastball pitcher? Not likely.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here comes Kinsler's home run swing

"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09

by TXRangersFan on Jun 20, 2009 12:14 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and there it went

"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09

by TXRangersFan on Jun 20, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right.

Team needs some Will Clark.

by Black Francis on Jun 20, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

im going to go see the hangover tomorrow…something to look forward to

by texasrfan on Jun 20, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Elvis, display your awesomeness...

hit a 3 run homer with no one on base!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Andrus is the only bright spot of the night for me

"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09

by TXRangersFan on Jun 20, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love you Elvis

Rest of Rangers offense: take some fucking notes from the 20 year old rookie.

"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09

by TXRangersFan on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilson is one of the bigger douches in baseball.

It’d be nice if we could win here and/or take him out with a hard liner back up the middle.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 20, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's only because Rudy hasn't fully corrupted him yet

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I normally cringe at this cliche,

but if the Rangers could field a team of Andruses, I’d take it.

by Kool Hand on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

would RW PH for AJ

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jun 20, 2009 12:16 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

come on young

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Nice throw, McPhats.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

prolonging the inevitable

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 20, 2009 12:17 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

still alive

and as Vin Scully would say “Look who’s coming up!!!”

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So Josey would now be a good time

for you to explain why Nolan thought Benson would be a better starter than Feldman?
Or would you like to go run and hide like usual?

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5925
Magic Number- 98

by red3biggs on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the question has been answered, red3

do you need me to wipe your ass and do the search function thing as well?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean this one?
Benson was a NRI and didn’t cost the team big money or a prospect – That responsibility goes to the Donut Shop.


Casue my question is “Why did Nolan decide that moving Feldman to the bullpen, and Benson to the rotation was the solution to the pitching problem. The one that gave up 967 runs last year and Ryan took away from JD?”

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5925
Magic Number- 98

by red3biggs on Jun 20, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone convince Young it's April, quick.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Come in Michael

You used to be money in the 9th inning…

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

...but not anymore. Pathetic.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

April seems like a long time ago.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you MY for that Clutch hitting

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

uh, buddy.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol that's fucking nuts.

Young sees how well working the count works and then he swings at the first pitch. HOW DO THEY NOT GET WHAT IS GOING ON!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so fucking obvious.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate you, Texas Rangers.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate this team so much right now.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Will benmor come thru with the post game show

or has he passed out?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Texas Rangers: Built to Disappoint

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 20, 2009 12:19 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

The Texas Rangers: work still in progress

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 20, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That about sums it up, I think.

Lots of talent. Not quite there yet.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jun 20, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

time to fine a bar with a tv

so i can remind myself what a baseball team is supposed to look like

by Kool Hand on Jun 20, 2009 12:21 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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