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post Ranger Medusa!

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

That was bullshit

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Aw shit

balk

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Fall

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5913
Magic Number- 109

by red3biggs on Jun 2, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stepped off with wrong foot

Title should have said

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5913
Magic Number- 109

by red3biggs on Jun 2, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Didn’t this shit happen last year against NYY??

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

w..............t.................f???

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 2, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Mother Fuck Me!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

That is an epic fail

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 2, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Padilla is a fucking moron.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

crap...............

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Jun 2, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Bases loaded balk?

How often to they call that? Don’t think i have ever seen that before.

by Mark from OC on Jun 2, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

it was one.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

At least that happened

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Well that makes sense.

He had an open base ..

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 2, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Question

if Padilla gets A-Rod out, do we need to warm someone up for the 3rd with him struggling with his control?

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

no

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 2, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to put up

that turtle boning the other turtle because that’s pretty much accurate when we play this team. sucks.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm actually angry about this game...

I don’t typically get angry about sports.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 2, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Well if Tex is getting on base

That’s how I want it to happen

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

that 2-seamer

had sick movement on it

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice. so padilla imploding already

by sdson on Jun 2, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

good lord people....

it’s one game….fuck it’s one inning.

by bdavison94 on Jun 2, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

No, it's not

We’ve failed in epic fashion with RISP in each of the first two innings, too. Things are mounting.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 2, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

and?

I mean it’s one game, but a bases loaded balk and lots of walks = fuck

by cmkelly29 on Jun 2, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was a very soft inning.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 2, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

50 pitches already on Padilla

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm going to save the Fail for when/if we fall out of first,

but this is a good one.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was almost EVEN WORSE.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

So again

how soon do we get somebody in the pen? Padilla is having issues…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Who won't?

It’s the Yankees – anyone we put up is going to get the same non-calls. I pretty much expect we’re going to screwed somehow when we play them.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe he has a Millwood moment now?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

You can only have a Millwood moment

if you’re Millwood.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

He isnt throwing bad, just struggling with location

I dont really understand the piling on…

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 2, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

It's the Yankees

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

It sounds like his fastball isn't there either

at least that is the impression I get from Nadel

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 2, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

had he given up a hit to A-Rod

would you have understood the piling on?
minus the shitty baserunning, would you have understood?
Location is key; Vinny is lacking it tonight.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess that's fair

but without location, he’s bound to get rocked. I am supremely worried about the rest of this game as long as Pads is throwing

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's get some freakin baserunners ..

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 2, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

3-0 jays

now how about a run on our end

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Yankees

are patient. Texas can’t wait to get up there and swing from their shoes.

by icouldusesomebaseball on Jun 2, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

much of that is the pitchers

No need to be aggressive against Vinny tonight.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

How the fuck was that a strike?

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

this is bullshit

there’s no way the rangers are going to be able to hit shit this inning

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 2, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Burnett this good

or are we helping him out too much?

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

by not swinging?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

No tracker

but he’s definitely gotten a fair zone.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is damn good

just a dumbass

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 2, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

We helped him last time

Tonight I think he has better command.

by Brett Perryman on Jun 2, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You got to be shitting me

Is everything a strike for Burnett?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

He does…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he did.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

he did

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

This ump is certainly a switch from the A's series

very large strike zone. I would love to see him give Padilla the same zone

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

No shit

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Melky Cabrera

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate Burnett

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

mistake pitch

couldnt’ capitalize

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Gave it a ride, at least.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF

i thought that was supposed to fly?

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

huh

i thought this was suppose to be a HR park…

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on Jun 2, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

that ball wasn't hit well and made it to the track.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh made it sound gone

but it was fairly close, I suppose.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 2, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

1.5 Billion for that?

doesn’t even have a roof…

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on Jun 2, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay, a walk!

Good AB Mikey.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

A walk!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

$1250, they lowered the price from $2500

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 2, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice AB, Face.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Did anyone else cringe at that pitch

thinking the ump was about to call it a strike? I was worried I was going to have to get angry…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

From Evan Grant

Teixeira is no fan of Padilla’s especially since he believes some of Padilla’s hit batters during the duo’s time in Texas together resulted in Teixeira getting hit with payback pitches.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 2, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

good

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 2, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

good

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on Jun 2, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Mark Teixeira

He deserves it for being a doucher and puffing out his cheeks before every swing.

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 2, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

what a pussy

yeah, it’s called leadership. You want to be the big man on the team? Grow some balls.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Perfect

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

im not usually pro beaning players

but i really would like padilla to bean him every game now

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 2, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

1-2 to HanKKKK.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes!

Reverse jinx.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

YAY!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

HANKY!

Let’s go, Nellie. Great AB needed here.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

michael young ok with jogging?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

geezus

what a slow runner

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on Jun 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Cruz!!!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Cruz, got to cash these in...

really..

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOO HANK!

Something productive!

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Is it just me?

Or do we not seem to be taking the extra base much lately?

by Athos on Jun 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I noticed that too

But I have no idea if it is on purpose or just situational

by Mark from OC on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on Nellie!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

NELLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

asdfjas;ldjfakl;sjdf;lkajsdl’fkjakls;d

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOM!!!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I love the Rangers!

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Cruz missile

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

HOLY FUCK!

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUZ MISSLE!!!

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

cruz missile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOO SUCK IT YANKEES

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRUZ MISSILE!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

man hes a beast

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm in

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm starting to believe in the bank again

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 2, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

when he's healthy

he sluggs. that’s just a fact…

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on Jun 2, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's doing a lot more lately

going the other way, good pitch recognition

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 2, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on Jun 2, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've believed in him since before this season...

had a friend that’s converting more and more each week though that had no faith before the season.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 2, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I sure as hell do

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's getting hot in here ..

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 2, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Many call him A.J. ...

Nelson just calls him “Bitch”.

by Athos on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

The Rangers are attempting patience

without any real success.

So far, except for Hank and Crush, all other batters have taken the first pitch. Unfortunately, most have been called strikes. Hank put the pitch in play for an out. Crush fouled it off.

by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

In the last inning, this has changed a bit

Burnett is no longer getting strike one. He is falling behind 1-0 more often and we can see the results.

by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 2, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cruz is jammin

Jay and Bob

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5913
Magic Number- 109

by red3biggs on Jun 2, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

I still hate Burnett

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 2, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Murhpinator.

2 hit night.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey Burnett

You’ve just been MURPHINATED!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Burnett's at 56 pitches now

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

very nice!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 2, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

David continuing the inning

Nice to see Burnett is pretty hittable tonight.

by jdh90 on Jun 2, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Right now

the Angles are watching the score change in Toronto

by shroomer on Jun 2, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Yikes!

Did my eyes just see that?

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, those are some ugly chicks.

by Athos on Jun 2, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

28 TAG

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

out*

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on Jun 2, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

and on an unrelated note

davis is up.

Unrelated!

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 2, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fly, Byrd!

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Davis coming up now

Will he end the hitless treak?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

streak

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell yea

keep the pitch count and the runs going….

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 2, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I bet Burnett could still throw it past Davis

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 2, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Wooo the offense is coming alive

In very nice fashions too, working the counts.

by jdh90 on Jun 2, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Crush

this is the perfect time to hit a double. Too much to ask?? probably, but one can always hope!

by TigerPride on Jun 2, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

single would work for me

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is Crush's breakout AB

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh.... my goodness.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

frankie got 16 games for that

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's the only thing he's hit lately

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Davis' bat just went further than most balls lately

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 2, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Davis says FU Yankee fans

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKER

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

god

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit.

Davis just missed.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate Brett Gardner.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Aw damn. That could’ve done wonders for his confidence. Shit.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

That’s a homer in Arlington

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

this ballpark

lies

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on Jun 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

CD!!!

I don’t care that it was caught, that was GREAT!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

davis

still. encouraging. showing some patience, getting a good pitch to hit. making contact

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jun 2, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that the new comedy on ABC?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 2, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

no clue

google it and see if it fixes it for you

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5913
Magic Number- 109

by red3biggs on Jun 2, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm proud to say

I’m not familiar with that

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

because you’ve never seen internet porn,

by cmkelly29 on Jun 2, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

If only that were true

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everybody freak out!

I mentioned a non-homoerotic porn site!

by cmkelly29 on Jun 2, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

very non-homoerotic!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 2, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well we would have gotten that refference

i mean uh…..

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5913
Magic Number- 109

by red3biggs on Jun 2, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHAT the hell! could we SEE that, please?

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

MY lookslike a 3rd baseman

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

now if he could only play like one

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5913
Magic Number- 109

by red3biggs on Jun 2, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Besides be Evan Longoria

what else can he do?

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 2, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

No seriousness in my comment

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5913
Magic Number- 109

by red3biggs on Jun 2, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah he does.

But for some reason, UZR says he’s the shittiest 3rd baseman in the league … by a lot.

by Athos on Jun 2, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

He started off the season really poorly.

He’s been average at worst since then

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

well...duh

"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller

by Longhorn on Jun 2, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah but he was on a -38 run pace a few weeks ago

and its down to -25 now. .. obviously the actual number would be more helpful but all i remember is the per 150. obviously its improving at least.

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He just doesn't have a good first step/reaction

I had hoped that it was relative and that his first step would still be solid for 3B, but it hasn’t been so far.

by Brett Perryman on Jun 2, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

Good way to come back from 3-1

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

Padilla is so inconsistent today.

by jdh90 on Jun 2, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I love that curveball

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay Padilla

Shutdown inning!

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice inning!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW a shut down inning

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Padilla

He alternates between shit-down innings and shut-down innings.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's go offense

pick it up where we left off.

by jdh90 on Jun 2, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Is anybody else worried about our SP's inability to come out throwing?

It seems like it always takes us 2-3 innings to get settled in. Why can’t they come out throwing this well? That was Cano, Posada, Matsui…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

What a crappy AB by Salty

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Payback?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

if it is i welcome

fastball to the back to get on base? everytime…

probably not intentional though

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

*curveball

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Radigan

What a downer

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Speed kills!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

there's the end of that streak

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Posada is my new favorite Yankee.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Posada is my new favorite Yankee.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF?

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andrus! Excellent job sir!

Just broke the errorless streak!!!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

NIce

more of that please

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome. Thanks Burnett and Posada

Letting Andrus on 3B without having to do anything.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis!

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Take that!

Andrus says FU Burnett!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck that stupid streak.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Ah,

the audacity of hope…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

uhhhhhh....

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 2, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

You would think, huh?

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lame at bat. Lets go MY

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

My God, Kins.

Stop letting us down.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Get that run home Mike

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

I swear to God

Kinsler decides what he’s going to do before every pitch.
He just guesses

by cmkelly29 on Jun 2, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Without the outfield lights

he just can’t hit.

"Guillermo Moscoso despite his stunning game yesterday, is not a legit prospect. He is simply too old, too skinny, too weak, and lacks the fastball to make it at the professional level. ." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on Jun 2, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

I was hoping it would fall in

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Dammit

Good job by Michael though

by jdh90 on Jun 2, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

What a waste...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 2, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

ROFLMAO

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 2, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Vince Coleman once

left an STB on base…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Padilla with a lead!

Never felt safer ..

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 2, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh

What happened to Kins?

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Been hanging out with Davis.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

must have drank after him

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's called a slump

Too bad it’s at a bad time, but once he comes out of it, look out.

by jdh90 on Jun 2, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not

at RBiA.

"Guillermo Moscoso despite his stunning game yesterday, is not a legit prospect. He is simply too old, too skinny, too weak, and lacks the fastball to make it at the professional level. ." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on Jun 2, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

sup bitches?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 2, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

This is so frustrating

2 men left on third, 1 on second already… Nelson Cruz is the only guy on this fucking team who can hit with RISP.

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Throw F'n Strikes Padilla!

It’s the 8-9-1 hitters

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 2, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Why?

It’s essentially 50/50 right now in terms of WPA

by LiamP on Jun 2, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Walk the 8 hitter. Gah.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Long reliever tonight...

JJennings ?

We;re going to need somebody who can go 2-3 IPs tonight.

Really dumb to bunt there, Girardi.

In this ballpark with a pitcher who doesn’t have his best stuff.

If you play for one run, you score one run.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jun 2, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a strike

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jun 2, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

it sure looked VERY similar to many other pitches

that were called strikes

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

A lot

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you Peter North's brother?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

w00t?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 2, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our entire farm system

We should stay with the status quo

by jdh90 on Jun 2, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

A dome

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 2, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

They already got one of those

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 2, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your left nut

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 2, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

5-0

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Jun 2, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

5-0 now

threatening for more.

halladay is on pace for the complete game shutout

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

6-0

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Jun 2, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

and still 1 on 1 out.

that games done for, halladay is too good.

now lets take care of our end padzilla.

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is he really though?

i meant on pace as in the pitchcount is low enough to go 9.

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

thought so myself.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 2, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love this little bit with Padilla

where he stares down the 2B runner and then glares as he winds around and delivers to the plate.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 2, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

cmon Vin

you have to know you’re not going to get Jeter on 3-2 with that…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously need a double play here.....

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 2, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 2, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

DiceK

looking like he’ll get his first win tonight

by Brett Perryman on Jun 2, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Vinny you suck...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 2, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

that was all Damon

pitch wasn’t even a strike

by jdh90 on Jun 2, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a terrible pitch

Damon just went down and got it.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Teixeira DP Dino & cute Asian kid combo


You cannot succeed with this, Tex!

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Tex hit again!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Tex

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

this is about to be 7-0, isnt it?

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

nah 7-4

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

7-3 even

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by DShep on Jun 2, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut up and take your base...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

i dont care, that was awesome

way to go padz

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 2, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Tex

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

In the butt!

Wow. This is now interesting

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Goddamn it Padilla

Now is not the time for that shit…

wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm sorry that was fucking hilarious.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

I came here to split hairs. And you?

by inactive lsb user on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

HIT THAT LOSER AGAIN!!!!

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

"that's fuckin bullshit"

“throw the fuckin ball over the plate” haah gotta love it

by dustinvandeman on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

OMG TAG daring Tex to charge the mound!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Tex isn’t going to rush the mound on Padilla

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 2, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

haha tag is awesome

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 2, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Need a vid clip

of Teix sayin Fuckin Bullshit HAHA

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5913
Magic Number- 109

by red3biggs on Jun 2, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

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