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Life's a Piece of Sh**, When You Look At It (Rangers Edition)



 

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Always look on the bright side of life... The Rangers Edition

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 "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." ~ Winston Churchill

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With our beloved Rangers mired in what is a deep deep slump, I have been feeling quite blue.  So with some advice from my mother, we decided to celebrate the blue's away this weekend at The Westin-La Cantera in north San Antonio, which I can say is the most beautiful hotel I have ever stayed in.  As an Austin resident, I hate San Antonio, but this part of the ass hole of Texas I can stand.

While there, I contimplated the meaning of this slump, the method behind the madness that is Wash, the collateral damage that will be felt by the team and management, and most importantly what this meant for me the fan.

In a lot of ways, it means nothing.  You see, when I came into this season I was brimming with excitement because I knew that these Rangers were on the verge of success in a couple years, and the new pieces would be assembling themselves in order quickly.  Remember those days when this season was just a stepping stone? 

Well, what has ensued has been nothing short of amazing.  An incredible start that has found its foundation in pitching, defense, average offense and Nolan Ryan's Holiness.  As of late, we have been treated with more of what we expected from the start, average baseball, .500 at best, with a team that has many lessons to learn.

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Should we be upset?  Should we be angry?  Is it such a horrible thing that the team lauded for its offense prowess and pitching retardation is now completely different than its history?  When I look around Ranger nation, I see heads hung low for the fact that the lead has dwindled and the time is running short.  What do I see?  I see future... Promise... Talent fulfilled, and a team that has proven it belongs.  Nobody, not a single team see's the Rangers as a doormat anymore.  We are out of the dungeon and into the light, where a trip to the playoffs and a World Series are firmly within our grasps.

To start this year, we would never have dared to ask for such outragous things, such gifts of knowledge and hope.  And now, we piss on them as if it is all taken away.  But it is not, it is all still there.  Ian, Michael, Elvis and Hammy still trot out of the clubhouse to sign autographs, and that same group still sprints on to the field (minus hammy) ready to take on whatever challenge greats them that night.

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This team, this organization has done so much in so little time that they deserve better than to be shit on like rats in a drain.  I for one, think that the journey we began back in the early cold morning of April is not over yet, but in fact it is just starting now.  The engine has started, the road ahead is clear, now we all get to sit back and enjoy the ride.  Slumping, yes.  Over, no.  Future, brighter than it has ever been.

"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference." ~ Winston Churchill

 


 

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anyone else

enjoy life of brian more than the holy grail?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jun 21, 2009 11:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I liked it and I wrecked it

I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.

by Chaim Witz on Jun 22, 2009 2:32 AM CDT reply actions  

wow.

It’s really funny hearing someone from Austin calling San Antonio the asshole of Texas.

by texaschief on Jun 22, 2009 4:07 AM CDT reply actions  

dude...have you been to SA?

actually, Houston is the ahole of texas.

by JackDublin on Jun 22, 2009 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahaha nice.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 22, 2009 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, that would be the Armpit of texas

Dont you know your human biology?

This is our year.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/6/21/920707/lifes-a-piece-of-sh-when-you-look

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 22, 2009 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Additional Texas Biology

DFW the eyes
Arlington is the nose
The entire DFW area is the goatee…

El Paso and Houston are the armpits

Austin is the heart

Waco is the chest hair

SA is the ass hole/sphincter

Corpus is the infected toenail

This is our year.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/6/21/920707/lifes-a-piece-of-sh-when-you-look

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 22, 2009 8:41 AM CDT reply actions  

funny

I guess Tyler and Midland are nipples

"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux

by Panorama on Jun 22, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha

Definetly of the pierced variety

This is our year.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/6/21/920707/lifes-a-piece-of-sh-when-you-look

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 22, 2009 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I always thought

DFW was the breast implants.

"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers

by DJCahill on Jun 22, 2009 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Word.

And I still maintain that if there is one place in Texas that is going to excrete waste, it is Odessa.

by Athos on Jun 22, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

DFW

Reutenely wins the award for the most fake boobs

This is our year.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/6/21/920707/lifes-a-piece-of-sh-when-you-look

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 22, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brownsville

the name says it all.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jun 22, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Right

They are the shit that dropped out of SA onto the floor

This is our year.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/6/21/920707/lifes-a-piece-of-sh-when-you-look

by FormerLSBUser on Jun 22, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're still shitty.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 22, 2009 9:59 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for the smile.

Things are going to get better.

by Athos on Jun 22, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Now I know what it's like to be an Oakland/Seattle fan...

Our team can go out there and give up only 2 runs and still lose the game. I almost feel sorry for those fans now.

by macromorgan on Jun 22, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Ranger Nation?

not a big fan of the “nation” Boston has played that out

why not just go all out and call it the Republic of Texas?

"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green
"I want to be wearing the red, blue and white."-Matt Purke

by JustinH89 on Jun 23, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

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