Happy birthday, Ian Kinsler
Happy birthday to Ian Kinsler, who turns 27 today.
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Go Ian!

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 22, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions
Enjoy your last day in 1st Place!!
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
Congrats, Ian, you've entered your prime
now that you’re in it, if you could starting hitting like an MVP candidate starting today that would be top-notch. Thanks.
One day older than me
1982 was a very good year
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
1/19/1973
For me. Robert E. Lee’s birthday.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
10/12/48
God put me here to keep you young fellas from cussin’ so much…
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
What The Fuck?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
by AirJordan on Jun 22, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You heard me, Air! Try to indicate at least a modicum of intelligence by communicating w/o an f-bomb.
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
I don't get you.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
Who gives a shit...
They’re just words.
You’re an adult.
Get over it.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
1981
here, bday on thursday, happy bday ian
by icouldusesomebaseball on Jun 22, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions
Happy Birthday
Now stop trying to crank everything 420 feet!!
by GhostofGaryHogeboom on Jun 22, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions
anybody got his e-mail address?
let’s do some massive happy birthday e-mailing
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
no doubt
Sell high…..
Adam Lambert is indeed a rock god,so suck it.
by red shoe ranger on Jun 22, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Well 27 is supposed to be a players peak year
So i expect an immediate streak of awesomeness.
He does have a 1.255 ops the past week, getting going a little early.
the preceding post was a great success.
1.255
and still a decent amount of complaining
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
What else would we do?
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
complaining
is about the approach. He is still trying to jerk everything down the left field line.
I would be thrilled to see him hit a couple in the right center gap sometime this year.
it's actually a hollow 1.255 if there is such a thing
a lot of all or nothing
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Jeez.
28 PA (23 AB), and he’s got 3 singles, 2 doubles, 3 home runs, 4 walks, 3 stolen bases, and a sacrifice fly (6 runs scored, 4 batted in) against 3 strikeouts, and that’s a hollow 1.255?
Tough crowd.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Home Runs make everything hollow
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
or so ty cobb wants us to think
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Boo for pre-loaded messages.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
If I were doing preloaded messages...
I’d set them to post at like 3:23 PM or 4:21 PM or something off the mark, to keep us guessing.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

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