Meet a D-Back
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 23, 2009 10:37 AM CDT
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What is wrong with his face?
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I thought the heading
was Meet a D-Bag.
Either way.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jun 23, 2009 10:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well, that's what i was preparing to type...
not surprised that it took one post to cover that
by sam in so cal on Jun 23, 2009 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it doesn't have dirt on it.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Ryin A on Jun 23, 2009 10:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe
Not enough Motivational Hair™ in the frame.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 23, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like what's wrong with his hat.
Bend it ya dumbass, ya ain’t black and ya ain’t gangster.
You’re Eric fucking Byrnes, the uncool father of the Weaver brothers and Bronson Arroyo.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 23, 2009 10:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT - Going
to the game sat night against the Padres, what exactly can i take inside as far as food and water and a cooler of some sort?
by icouldusesomebaseball on Jun 23, 2009 10:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe
the cooler has to fit under your seat, and you can’t bring in cans or glass.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jun 23, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know you have a solution around this.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by Chase Irwin on Jun 23, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CONTAINER POLICY/ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
No metal cans, glass containers, or alcoholic beverages may be carried into the stadium. No coolers, backpacks, or oversize bags allowed. All carry bags and purses must be 12″×12″×6″ or smaller, and will be searched by ballpark staff.
We always take peanuts and some granola barsd in for our kids.
http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/tex/ballpark/tex_ballpark_guide.jsp
by bstair on Jun 23, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shoot. i walk in with my backpack all the time.
and bring coolers as long as they’re soft-sided.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Jun 23, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just drain half the coke bottle
and fill the other half with whiskey…
that is all you need to know
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 23, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They've restricted
Coolers? Bummer.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jun 23, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The hard plastic ones
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 23, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad couple of years,
but I got no problem with the guy. I’ve never understood why guys like him or Eckstein are so hated. For hustling? Pete Rose is the only guy allowed to hustle?
If it’s because of their prior teams, that makes a little more sense.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jun 23, 2009 10:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think
It’s because a lot of sportswriters seem to think that hustle equals talent, or at least that it’s more important than talent or the ability to play baseball well.
It also seems like the term is most often applied to white players- not to say it’s a racist comment, but it’s sort of like how white basketball players get described as “intelligent” or “scrappy,” while black players are “athletic.”
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 23, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looks like someone sat on his head as a child.
His face looks like a cube.
by jwiscarson on Jun 23, 2009 11:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh...I just looked at the pitching probs
We face Scherzer and Haren.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 23, 2009 11:06 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
That’s not going to be easy, but the D-backs’ offense is fairly terrible, and like the Rangers, they strike out a ton.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 23, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So?
We just got swept by the fucking Giants man. They pretty much have the worst lineup in the majors.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 23, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, I guess our next move
would be to forfeit.
by mcgee48c on Jun 23, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, we just need to start getting on base.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
by lonestarJon on Jun 23, 2009 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The key this whole series will be to get to their bullpen (5.07 era)...
Ugh…since we are so patient and all.
by slimshadty12 on Jun 23, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Id like to think this is were we make our bread
but the likelihood of us getting to the D-Backs pen before the 7th or even the 8th for that matter is very, very low… its really a sad thing. Its unbelievable how poor we are at the plate in almost every aspect of hitting… its truely amazing how bad some of the at bats have been for us over the last couple of weeks
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 23, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm thinking
19k’s combined from those 2 starts.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 23, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate all former Oakland A's equally
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 23, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The tip of his nose is closer to his left ear than right ear.
by tyd3311 on Jun 23, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and one nostril
is about three times as big as the other…
by bhudson on Jun 23, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow.
just looked back at that 06 draft, and we not only missed Lincecum by 2 picks (giants at 10) but we missed Schrazer by only 1 pick (d-backs at 11). Not complaining about getting Kiker at 12, but man, Schrazer sure would’ve looked nice in a Rangers uniform.
my sig is better than yours
by hinduplaya on Jun 23, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Max Scherzer: heterochromic.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Jun 23, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As I recall
one of the arguments during the season was should the Rangers play all their youngsters, and not worry too much about wins and losses.
A lot of folks posted that one or two positions in the draft really didn’t matter too much.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jun 23, 2009 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
I remember this road.
I was strongly advocating that the team tank it, but was rebuffed by majority opinion.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by Chase Irwin on Jun 23, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam showing his Rangers fan anger...
I sort of picture you pulling a longneck out of your mouth, and you’re standing on the bar too, “WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS GUY’S FACE?”
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Jun 23, 2009 12:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's what Feliz's sig looks like
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 23, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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