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Texas Rangers at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jun 24, 2009 8:40 PM CDT


Stop sucking, Rangers...



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go team go!!!

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Tonight's lineup

Should make Josey happy:

Kinsler
Murphy
Young
Byrd
Blalock
Boggs
Teagarden
Andrus
Padilla

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 24, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

more hits today?

teagarden or padilla?

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Padilla

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 24, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

does padilla

get hits at bat + hit batsmen?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

padilla, FTW

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'll win.

No doubt.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

You mean stop fucking around you overpaid and underworked morons.

And get to fucking business or all of you are out on the red eye to OKC and that fucking team is on it’s way here.

by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 24, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

rangers will win

in fact, they are gonna win so much they will be called Wangers to get that w in there. on second though “wangers” probably ain’t good.

rangers win 5-2

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not very optimistic today

Haren has been really good recently. I don’t think he’s a guy who’s going to let our offense get back into a groove. Why can’t we bat against Harrison?

by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

haren

is goin down. padilla will destroy them

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He may go down

..but only because Padilla is going to throw one up at his head.

by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great...

everytime I see Erin Andrews I think of LSJ.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 24, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

so to now get mlb.tv to work

i have to edit my hosts file….

my STOCK hosts file on my windows 7 RC 1 netbook.

the hosts file that has nothing changed/added to it

thats the ONLY way to fix it.

what sense does that make?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Very odd.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

its because they started working with doubleclick

for some reason doubleclick is blocked on both of my personal computers (maybe its a windows 7 thing? they are both running it)

but per the mlb.tv guy…its just a temp work around and im screwed if doubleclick changes servers

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

doubleclick sucks.

Tracking cookies galore, tons of adware/firewalls block them too.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

good thing mlb.tv decided to use it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

also time for nachos

w00t.

w homemade salsa.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

i dabbled in homemade salsa

found that although homemade is better, it’s actually mroe expensive :(

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

depends how many ingredients you use

mine is simple

lime juice
garlic (granulated)
salt
1/4th onion
5-6 jaleps

  1. can of tomat.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

haven’t done it in a while…

add to your list cilantro and a little bit of sugar.

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

im very traditional when it comes to cooking

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

hell on the red is good

and they got a little bit of carrot in it. haven’t tried that on my own yet

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting

I made some salsa about a year ago- turned out OK, but it took forever to get the “depth” of flavor I wanted in it. Red wine vinegar helped.

I usually buy Texasalsa or Jardine’s for red salsa, or Desert Pepper for the green stuff. I also make an awesome tomatillo cream sauce that goes great on chicken, and a solid chimichurri sauce that I use on steak, though I use cilantro instead of parsley.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 24, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna start

experimenting to try and perfect carne guisada.

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

that may deserve a fanpost

:)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish there was fanpost discussion every week

on a different delicacy. So many great ideas out there.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe we should just have a weekly food fanpost

hmmmmm

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

indeed

one week we could talk about the under appreciated curry ketcheup

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmm

should we start with mexican this week?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

If so,

I’ll have to ask my friend about the grilled quesadillas he made one night. Scrumptuous.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

please do

what day should i post it?

tomorrow or friday?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would say these would be awesome off day type posts...

but we don’t have one until July 2nd.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

if the rangers lose

post it.

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds good to me

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in.

J Donuts baiting, huh? :)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's your favorite recipe Rotney?

Ker – her – her !

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

naw im psyched lol

we need to do this mroe often

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

My boy Ernie sent out a recipe for Kung Pao Shrimp today

It sounded awesome. I’ll gladly pass it along.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh o well

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're call

I’ll be looking.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

tommorow AM

ill post

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh man

i live in east tulsa. every other corner has a taco trailer. the ones that don’t, are the homes of either a mexican restaraunt or a panaderia. gusto mariscos de centenario!

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like to throw in a little white pepper as well.

It’s an under-used ingredient, especially when marinating meats.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats your fam marinade?

do share

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tiger's Sauce, House Italian dressing, Worcesterhire sauce,

white pepper, garden-fresh rosemary.

I’m not a red meat guy, I use it on chicken & pork. A friend of mine who gave it to me went to culinary school, and has worked at 5 star restaurants and hotels uses it on red meat.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

where do you get the tiger's sauce

ive seen it before, but never seen it @ a store/havent looked that much

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get it at any grocery store.

It’s usually where you find the Worcestershire’s, steak sauces, red hot marinades and such. Basic chains – Albertsons, Krogers, Whole Foods, et al.

It’s the key, I’ll sometimes use it as a sauce on other stuff. I also add a little while cooking.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i am gonna have to look for it

next time i go to safeway — that marinade sounds awesome

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes!!!!

Kevin Keyes 2 run shot. All tied up.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

w00t

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

anyone read the story about rafa nadal

and how one of the major things bothering him may be his parents split?

guy is a big time family guy, and its a shame for that situation to happen to him

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

arg

effing texas defense

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

at this point

texas isnt playing good enough to deserve the NC

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

wheels falling off now

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

wheels=off

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

should have brought austin wood in in the firstplace

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

As much as it hurts me to say, I'm rooting for Texas in this...

mainly just to say my Horned Frogs lost to the eventual national champs closely and were one of only two teams to force a game 3 in supers.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm here

not sure for how long – I seriously need some sleep.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 24, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

you ok>

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but I’m one of those freaks that really needs eight hours of sleep a night. I can get by on less but not for longer than maybe a day. I already stayed up late Monday night and last night. West coast road trips kill me.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 24, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahh

i have friends like that

luckily (unluckily? lol) im not

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 ER in 1 2/3 ip against Diamond in AA today

he depresses me.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 24, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

he looked like crap

when i saw him up here in tulsa few weeks ago.

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Diamond

I doubt that he’ll even make the Rangers as a reliever. Maybe he’ll catch on with some other team, but he’s looking like he’s just going to be dead weight on the 40 by the end of the season.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 24, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup, I have this feeling that he'll be dropped from the 40...

and either some team claims him on waivers, or he’ll later get claimed in the rule 5.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll root for you

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

looks

like a great trade

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

the moving down 2 spots?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

and picking up two always valuable NBA draft 2nd round picks

I hate treading water…either get a boat or let yourself sink

I used to shoot baskets

by SaltyDawg on Jun 24, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 2nd rounders

and dallas thinks they’ll still be able to get their guy.

don’t discount 2nd rounders. sometimes they come through and exceed expectations.
hell, sometimes undrafted players surprise

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Darn, no HD again :(

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

us winning?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

im about ready to leave texas......

well quit watching texas longhorns

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sad panda :(

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

erin andrews

smoaking.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

sorry

i still dont think your fanposts are funny

your like the one drunk dude at a party thats always telling jokes, but they always have one thing in common no matter what: they suck

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol what in the world dude?

What does anything I said have to do with that?

Chillax man.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

sorry thought you were trying to be a douche

my bad

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeezuz

I tuned in at 8:42 and they were going to commercial. Ridiculous.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish JD would come down to the clubhouse for one game and tell everyone...

they’ll be fined $500,000 for every time they swing at a first pitch. Ball, strike, whatever, just don’t swing at that first pitch.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Haren well on his way to a 72 pitch perfect game!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

do you really think that is going to happen?

"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux

by Panorama on Jun 24, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, call me crazy

but I think that a 72 pitch perfect game by Haren will not happen tonight

"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux

by Panorama on Jun 24, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok ok, I'll give the Rangers the benefit of the doubt...

80 pitch perfect game

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Double play.........

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

great

we got people outside my work. protesting ABC’s obama thing tonight.

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

not sure

if they are protesting the health plan, or abc’s coverage of the obama administration. i’d understand if it’s the coverage. if you watch abc’s evening news, they jock obama nearly as much as fnc did bush. it’s kinda gross (and i’m a supporter)

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Take a piss out the window

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't.

hopefully they are gone after the special and i don’t have to deal with them when i get off at 1040

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

who would have thunk

a month ago that murphy would only be 10 points lower than kinsler’s avg?

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

im done

going upstairs to watch mlb.tv on my other computer

go rangers i nthe mean time?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

wait

so you notified us that you are changing rooms?

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by DShep on Jun 24, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

im hoping my other comp actually works on mlb.tv

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

huh?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

your gnoa pull this BS out

i dont try too hard to be funny

you do.

and your not funny now
and i doubt you will be in the fu

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

what?

no twitter announcement for that?

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Jun 24, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

PERFECT GAME IS OVER!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha, Lewin going with the typical Rangers thinking it was a strike em out throw em out...

rather than a ball 4.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

It bounced ><

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by DShep on Jun 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

'Sup folks?

So, how badly is Haren gonna embarass our offense tonight?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm thinking he'll end up with a line something like...

7 IP, 4H, 1R, 8 K’s, 3 BBs.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 24, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

not bad at all

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

team USA will out score us today

"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux

by Panorama on Jun 24, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

THANKS TEA

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

TEA!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

A RUN!!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

A LEAD!!!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's this? A hit with RISP?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Tea!

Well, that was surprisingly efficient. Now, let’s not strand these two.

by Outworlder47 on Jun 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Salty

he should never play again. go teabag

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

come on padilla

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh, I hate NL rules

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

if he does

i’ll buy you a hebrew hotdog

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis under 700 on the ops now

Hes still been a positive force, but yeah hes definitely fallen to earth hitting.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 24, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

everybody has

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Padilla's instincts as a hitter came out...

Pure fear that the pitcher is going to retaliate and throw something 95mph at his head

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

how many pitchers

has padilla hit?

he’s been hit twice

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Padilla working the count better than any of our hitters!

Well, until that.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I worked at Taco Bell in HS

I’d walk in around 10 am, they’d have giant bags of beef boiling in water.

On the bag it said, “Grade F Meat” (maybe it was D, regardless….)

Anything is good smothered in pasteurized processed cheese and sour cream.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh Tag mostly apologizes for all the rangers sucky hitting/approach

But vicente padilla tries to draw a walk and Tag wants to kill him.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

that was weird.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what the hell was up w/ TAG?

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice defense young

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Ole

"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux

by Panorama on Jun 24, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

LMFAO

what a pathetic effort

by texasrfan on Jun 24, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

That is really unacceptable

The team has lost 5 in a row, can’t score a run, you’ve done nothing in your 2 PAs.. get in front of the freakin ball.

Of course its an error josh.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

nice defense young

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Michael Young at third base

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

DP!

No dino even needed!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Saved

yay

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by DShep on Jun 24, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

chicks are cool

"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux

by Panorama on Jun 24, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

what did I miss…

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Jun 24, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno

But everyone’s talkingabout boobs, so… I’m thinking Eddie Guardado took his shirt off?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

I laughed

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yat Kinz!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

1-0

Damn, didn’t know the bats were going?

When it rains, it pours!

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Sic that base

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't we have a graphic for that?

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

used to at least

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. but it's not one of mine

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup, I just haven't posted it in a while...

things have been so crappy I haven’t opened up my photobucket for a game in a while.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's one of the best ones out.

It would behoove the site for you to recover it.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Kinsler gets a single again I'll break it out...

I was actually out taking my work badge back out to my car to make sure I didn’t leave it at home tomorrow like I tend to do when I wear it in.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

OFFENSE!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

MURPHY!!!!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Two hits with RISP tonight. Someone pinch me.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you Murphy for getting Kinsler home...

we all know Young wouldn’t have with him in scoring position.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

its a miracle

i was finally able to get mlb.tv to work on both of my computers

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

i can only hope

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like this game better than last night for sure.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Double agreed

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

had no business swinging at that

won’t complain though

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

If I may quote Marty McFly...

Are we back?

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Jun 24, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Woah nelly...

let’s not get ahead of ourselves

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

Don’t get too excited. It’s only the 3rd inning. And two runs.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Padilla can blow this in three batters.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what she said

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

U guys are so negative... DAMN

maybe after a couple of balls found some holes these guys can take sigh of relief and start hitting

by j-couch on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not negative

Just afraid to get too optimistic. Our hearts and hopes have been shattered too often.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate the homers over at Inside Corner and the ignorance at DMN

but I wish we could stop being negative over here LSB bc u guys know baseball… sooner or later they will break out of it

by j-couch on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sooner or later...

but just because they have one outburst doesn’t mean all is good again. We had a decent outburst against Wandy Rodriguez, then back to crap.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

She old school foo'

been here longer than you :)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe he was echoing her sentiments toward j-couch

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by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops, I arrived late.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not easy to be positive...

when over the last 24 days, the team is hitting a collective of about .215 striking out at a 25% rate

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

does gay

mean he played well or played poorly?

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's started two double plays tonight

So I think he’s done pretty well

-- Micah
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I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

happily

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Means he played it happily

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by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I credit Padz mentality.

It says, “Don’t F w/ Me”

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

should he teach feliz that?

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope so.

Am I his last fan?

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

padilla

isnt a bad pitcher, plus hes really pretty badass, i mean the guy gets a new orange lambo every year!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus Hank, why do you swing at that?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

were suprised he swung at it?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, not really.

Guess he didn’t want to walk.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol its hank

i think hes actually alergic

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK

That’s my bad…sorry.

by pblack on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

that sounded like a gad awful AB

i cant watch

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Hank pulls a Chris Davis.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Hank

Man, good to see him kick-starting the offense, since he’s in for that loser Davis…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I see what you did there.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Adam likes to argue with Josey. I prefer being snarky…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 runs

Well, if they hold to form, this should be it for the night.

by pblack on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

this game shouldnt be 2-0

so depressing

by kumizi on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

boggs

looks like poop too

by kumizi on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

OT best movie you have seen recently:

kiss kiss bang bang

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

One for the ages ..

A paradigm before paradigms.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gigli

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Star Trek, I guess

It’s the only movie I have seen recently.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ishtar

"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux

by Panorama on Jun 24, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

either

doubt or gone baby gone

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

ive been meaning to watch gone baby gone

i have both in the queue

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

It'll be unpopular here but

“The Proposal”

When I go to movies, I’m usually looking at my watch/phone clock constantly to see what time it is. I wasn’t once tempted to during this movie. I loved it and want to see it again soon.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

dont you like michael cera?

see year one, its good — not great

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do like Michael Cera

I’m waiting for the dollar theater or DVD for that one though.

Going to see “Away We Go” this weekend. Yay.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

heard very good things about it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's decent?

I heard today that it was awful and saying it may be one of Cera’s first stinkers.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finally saw

No Country for Old Men. Really good.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Henry Poole Is Here.

Fabulous flick.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

will see it soon

if you know what i mean lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

will see it soon

if you know what i mean lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

A friendly reminder from Blalock and Boggs:

This offense still sucks.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

he's no eric hurly

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats for damn sure

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

For now. He’s been known to melt down in mid game.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I think you might've jinxed him

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Borbon can give us more than Boggs with the same D in CF

He hit a HR and drew a BB 2nite and is hitting .300 from the top of the lineup …. no easy feat

by j-couch on Jun 24, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Padzilla, finish this inning out!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

I just logged on to say,

can we please get a competent third base coach?

GROW A FUCKING PAIR, Dave Anderson.

by JimCrankshaft on Jun 24, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

With 2 outs he would get sent...

but 1 out, you’d hope Blalock or Boggs could hit something.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

you'd hope,

but realistically…it’s doubtful.

by JimCrankshaft on Jun 24, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

poo-poo platter?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

...Greatness

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Millwood would have stopped that ball with his bare hand

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

tag, manny didnt quit

link

In July, when Ramirez was supposedly "refusing to play," the Red Sox played 24 games. Ramirez played in 22 of them. This was tied for fourth on the team with J.D. Drew and Jacoby Ellsbury. He was sixth on the team in plate appearances (AB+BB) in July. Not quite Lou Gehrig’s numbers, but he helped out a bit more than David Ortiz (six games), and was in the lineup somewhat more often than peers such as Moises Alou (one game). Oh, he didn’t get three days off in the middle of the month-Ramirez played in the All-Star Game.

When he played, Ramirez killed the league. He hit .347/.473/.587 in July. His OBP led the team, and his SLG led all Red Sox with at least 25 AB. The Sox, somewhat famously, went 11-13 in July. Lots of people want you to believe that was because Manny Ramirez is a bad guy. I’ll throw out the wildly implausible idea that the Sox went 11-13 because Ortiz played in six games and because veterans Mike Lowell and Jason Varitek has sub-600 OPSs for the month.

Four days before he was traded, Manny Ramirez just about single-handedly saved the Red Sox from getting swept by the Yankees, with doubles in the first and third innings that helped the Sox get out to a 5-0 lead in a game they had to win to stay ahead of the Yankees in the wild-card race.

If all of the above is "refusing to play," I would sincerely like to see what "trying" looks like. It would be entertaining to see a player post a .600 OBP or .800 SLG.

On second thought, they’d probably just blacklist him.
Manny Ramirez played in 90% of his team’s games in July and hit like a beast, coming up huge in a critical division matchup late in the month to help the Red Sox avoid a sweep and sustain their place in the standings. Those are my…no, those are the facts.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

if only we could have 25 quitters like that on the rangers

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 hours of training, and another 4 of

keyword research and optomizing, plus working part of the day make me real stoopid…What is the score again? WTF are they playing?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

17 1/2 to 14

Jai Alai

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

2-0 top of 4th

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

2-0 against Dan Haren and the D-Backs.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol, thanks.

I am listening to Barnett, but not too much, ya know? :)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

When we get behind and I stop caring in the late innings I have a tendency to forget what’s going on too. Barnett just can’t hold my attention.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha, I have a client with that last name, a lady.

i asked her if she was related to him…..the silence was deafening…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

ill take that as a yes?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, she had no idea who he was.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

So that means she is/

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

there for a min i thought i was watching

FOTF

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay, Elvis

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

nice bunt padilla

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 24, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I was just saying

that was excelente.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jun 24, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not a hit?

Tough.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 24, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

padilla runs funny

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Jun 24, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

thats what i was thinking

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stupid Rockies

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 24, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

74 through 3 2/3?

WTH does he think he is, Harry???

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm out money

on the UT game

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 24, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha!

Gambling is dumb.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

only bet with your girlfriend

heh in that situation its a win-win lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

how much did you bet on it?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

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