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Yo Rach!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Don't forget about me and Lisa :)
If Lisa hasn’t headed to bed yet…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
You check out the new Sonic Youth?
I like.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
New CD
I didn’t know if you liked them or not.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Say whhhhhhhhhhattttttttttt???? Holy geezus, how old are they?
This has to be there 14th-15th album…
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 24, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Nokia right? I may have to.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I'm still here
just went to go brush my teeth (since that takes me 20 freakin minutes still) and make my lunch for tomorrow.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Uh, yeah, my Sonic youth message was meant for you...
I so tired :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Haha
No, I haven’t heard it. I haven’t kept up with new music coming out in a while – I’ve been stuck on XM 44 (First Wave) for a few months now. I’m gonna check that out, though.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
go rangers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
tough thing Texas, tough thing
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 24, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
It's a tough thing pal.
< LIP SMACK >
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
go team go!
and 25 cents was my bet on UT.
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
big money!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
certainly
especially after paycut
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
sucks
were about to have to step up to a 6% paycut
sucksssss especially cuz the paycut starts with the july 3 paycheck, and my merit raise was supposed to start july 7 :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, but that's funny as hell/ironic.
It’s the industry, huh? Bad numbers.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
There goes your investment "portfolio" ..
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh oh.
Leadoff man on…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Nice, got the lead runner
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I have this urge to go to Wal Mart and pick up some Axe body spray.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
me too...very queer.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 24, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
When you're makin' bank bro, you don't need it.
/stepbrothers
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I wanna make bank bro
pow pow….
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 24, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you say Paw?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
anything to get more room for activities
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 24, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Mets scored 11 runs .... but get this
IT WAS IN ONE SINGLE GAME and it didn’t even go into extra innings!!
How is that even possible????
My Mets friend doesn't even know how it happens...
their offense has been pretty suspect lately too. Not nearly to the catastrophic levels of the Rangers, but bad.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I didn't know you where allowed to score more than 6 runs.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Hello ladies
Lots o’ sons in the game tonight…sure the fact that Haren was starting made it all coincidental.
How about that TT?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Get well Bill Hayes
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
But come on here, he belongs in the Ring of Honor, dammit Jerry...
Oh wait, wrong Hayes…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
How is Erin Andrews looking tonight?
Been running around and only been able to listen to the Ranger game.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Heh...Ask LSJ.
jk bro
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jun 24, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it sweaty EA in a tank top with her hair up?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
I didn't see her to be honest.
I stopped paying attention when LSU had the big inning.
by JimCrankshaft on Jun 24, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Geaux Tigers!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
some cool pics from the 1969 expos
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
What in the hell? Random searching the internets tonight?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 24, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Question
What glove does MY use? It looks like a Rawlings Sandlot, but I could be wrong.
She say she are the manager.
He doesn't use a glove...
never saw a need for one since he doesn’t get to any balls to field them.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
x
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
some comedy
An Ohio mother and her son allegedly tried to upset the balance of The Force in 1999 by stealing Pepsi promo signs featuring “Episode I – The Phantom Menace” characters from a service station. After Shiella Moffett and James Zawacki were arrested, police found a tape in their car of two people “speaking like Yoda,” according to one officer. On the tape, a male voice states, ""We are bandits in the night," followed by a female voice saying, “Yoda is accomplice to burglary. May the police force not be with us.”
Though some might consider North Dakota a galaxy far, far away, police in Bismarck didn’t believe a car thief who identified himself as Obi-Wan Kenobi. When officers captured the culprit in 2001, he claimed he was the venerable Jedi knight, saying, “I was just obeying orders from The Force,” according to Road & Track. The thief went so far as to sign a police document as “Obi-Wan Kenobi,” but officers resisted the apparent Jedi mind trick and arrested him anyway.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Weak sauce. (all work safe)
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom. The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter and even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Gambling is bad.
One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse a very long shot, won the race. Before the next race, as the horses began lining up, Mitch watched with interest the old priest step onto the track.
Sure enough, as the horses for the 5th race came to the starting gate the priest made a blessing on the forehead of one of them. Mitch made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the horse – and it won.
Mitch collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the priest would bless for the 6th race. The priest again blessed a horse. Mitch bet big on it, and it won. Mitch was elated. As the races continued the priest kept blessing long shot horses, and each one ended up coming in first.
By the last race, he knew his wildest dreams were going to come true. He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited the priest’s blessing that would tell him which horse to bet on. True to his pattern, the priest stepped onto the track for the last race and blessed the forehead of an old nag that was the longest shot of the day. Mitch also observed the priest blessing the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag. Mitch knew he had a winner and bet every cent he owned on the old nag.
He then watched dumbfounded as the old nag come in dead last.
Mitch, in a state of shock, made his way down to the track area where the priest was. Confronting the old priest he demanded, “Father! What happened? All day long you blessed horses and they all won. Then in the last race, the horse you blessed lost by a Kentucky mile. Now, thanks to you I’ve lost every cent of my savings, all of it!”
The priest nodded wisely and with sympathy. “Son”, he said, “that’s the problem with you Protestants; you can’t tell the difference between a simple blessing and Last Rites”.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
x
Joe climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, “God, what does a million years mean to you?”
The Lord replies, “A minute.”
Smith asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”
The Lord replies, “A penny.”
Smith asks, “Can I have a penny?”
The Lord replies, “In a minute”
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Byrnes.........
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
Kinsler has been.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Kinsler does and everyone jumps him for it
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
are you serious?
kinsler goes nuts
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jun 24, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
F that helmet
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 24, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
YAY... TT. loves me some taylor teagarden
i’m a bit late checking in for the game. I was off today had to do some major yard work and also had to drive over to fort worth late this afternoon to pick up a part for my tractor
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
(eyeroll)
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
LSU brother just dropped F bomb
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
brothizzle
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
fo shizzle
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 24, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
hey josey
i think The Outlaw Josey Wales was on tv tonight. seems i saw that on the guide ealier
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
fuck LSU
damn horns lost :(
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
6-0 Angels?
Fuck.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Clearly, that just means we need more runs
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, mic
we need to win tonight.
we’re still in first place with a rangers win
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
i'm out
go team!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Thinking about getting a press pass for the photo well
for next Friday’s RedHawks/I-Cubs game. I’ll just have to be careful about what I wear this time if I do that :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
sounds like theres a story there
do tell
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
Last time, I dressed for warm weather (it was a hotttt day), and I caught some of the players talking about a certain area of my body. Ha ha. It was a little unsettling. They may not have all been speaking English, but their hand gestures told me what they were up to.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
im sure thats not at all awkward lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not used to it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
A pic post=auto recs from me!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Is it bad I read all your posts in the voice of Butters?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
haha,
now those posts will be much more entertaining
by kevinkinsler on Jun 24, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
sweet
I need all the help I can get in that department.
by JimCrankshaft on Jun 24, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
heh, no.
although, I was butters before butters was butters.
by JimCrankshaft on Jun 24, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
A's losing M's winning
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
lol...
i know what you meant
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Man
We’re only in the 5th inning? Usually when Dave is this monotone, the game moves quickly.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Well it's only about 1 1/2 hours...
I think Dave just can’t last 3 hours, he tires out by about the halfway point.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
x
I’m sitting on the first row of the 3B side for Tuesday’s game against the Angels. Debating whether I should bring a sign or not. If anybody can think of something creatively flagrant, please inform me. GMJ strikes me as an initial target.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions
How about finding two H words...
…and tying it in with this
H
GMJ
H
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
nice
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel pretty mean doing that
:-/
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
why?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Because I just do
Too much conscience, I guess
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
GMJ is a douche though.
“*Cha ching *”
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice ..
Going with my mafia-looking friend should make things easy.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm
Hey
GMJ
How is your kid’s school?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Torii is the one with the douchebag kid
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
x
H
GMJ – FAIL
H
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Torii could be a target...
“Hey Torii, your son sucks”
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
hahahahahahahaa
this is great: http://www.forums.mlb.com/ml-washington/messages?msg=29075.1
read this hilarious exchange during which Nationals fans recommend visiting Red Sox fans head to Remington’s after the game, without mentioning that it’s a big ol’ country and western-themed gay bar
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
hehe
i should send people to that place on lemon before Eatzis
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 24, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Hilarious
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Crap!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Aaaand here it comes
The Padilla 5th inning meltdown.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
oh.....
the slow. grounder that found a hole, that melt down?
by blueballlefty on Jun 24, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
For Padilla, that can start one.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
heh
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll get thru it
Best player on the team right now.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Padilla?
Best player on the team?
I’d have to disagree.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Right now,
and the most important for the rest of the year.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
and of course
Millwood on both counts also.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
I think Millwood is more important on both counts, myself.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Can't argue that.
Just opinion, but I’d say top 2.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
not
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
I have faith in VP when his fastball touches 95
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Yes
I love when he throws it and the crowd audibly goes “ooooooh”.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
f that he shouldnt be allowed to call time once he has started
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 24, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
Did VP throw
the slider of death?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
i love his eephus fwiw
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
You need the Asian Kid for that.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 24, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Heh
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
He's got a .250 ERA in the three starts since then.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
2.50
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
.25 would be awesome
but 2.50 is pretty cool too :) Ha ha.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
ok y'all
I’m out – I’m barely staying awake over here.
I hope the Angels bullpen implodes and the Rockies win, and we can hold this lead. Scoring more runs would be nice, too.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Night
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
adios
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
damn lisa
you hittin the sack?
ok… well sleep good know we’ll win tonight
gn lisa tc babe
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
It's his world, we're just livin' in it
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
i want a picture of all of them lined up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I had one of those once.
Of course it was about 1 1/2 inches long…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Ya know what, people always said that Vinny had good stuff ..
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe I saw that very car on Opening Day
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
You sure did.
When was his last home start? We saw him that night too, leaving riiiiight after the game was over!
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Niiice
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't he own another car too?
Or does he just prefer the orange one?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
*shrugs*
Somebody mentioned another car of his, but I don’t know if he still has it. I’ve gotta figure he’d have more than one car in the potential rotation at any given moment, though. I mean, if I had a (few) million dollars…
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
I thought you did have more than one car in the rotation
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
he buys an orange lambo every year
per EG
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh me too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank god we got the missing man in the lineup recently
We needed more 0 fors with multiple Ks.
the preceding post was a great success.
The thinking man's player
.083 .154
this season…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
FU, flyboy
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 24, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
ha.. i like that
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
what i mean
is i like the way you did that
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
I have to admit
I’m not too keen on our holding this lead if we don’t score another run or two.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I was just thinking that
More runs plz
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, I was thinking in the 2nd that we'll need 4 to win
still feel that way
by texasraider on Jun 24, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh oh.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
OT: This is the .....
…..Jason Marquis I remember.
I scored almost 13 million on that pinball game that comes with Windows.
I was just wondering the other day how in the F I did that.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Nice K Padz.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
No worries mate!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yay, the Dbacks offense sucks too!
Whew.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
PH for Padilla?
90 pitches thru 6 and one run allowed…do you bank?
I f’ing hate NL baseball.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
only if your fav team is inthe AL lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the Men's League.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
the way
our offense has been, I dont have any more confidence in any of our hitters than I do in Padilla to get a hit
by blueballlefty on Jun 24, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you try and get one more inning out of him
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I'm not an NBA fan
But this is amusing
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions
Is that the Red Ring of death on the Xerox ad behind home?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Dammit Kins...
Let the pitcher get a breather.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Fuck me, he almost did real good.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Dang
I thought that was gone
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions
MF!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
3 foot to either side and it's gone?
That’s what KRLD said…damn.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Pretty close
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
1 foot back
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 24, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Stupid park.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
More proof that our offense hasn't bucked their run of bad hitting and bad luck
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Ha ha
rangerstvjosh — attention male ranger fans: the swimming pool at this ballpark is all sorority girls tonite. just sayin.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, they don't do that.
/Rhyner
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Hopefully Knox doesn't either.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
lol
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Josh said sorority girls
Not Boy Scouts
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa!!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 24, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
he's almost an equal opportunity creeper...
What about Rhads? I mean, not in relation to swimming sorority girls, but when is he gonna replace Knoxie, forcryinoutloud?
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
That would be nice
At least his segments are coherent most of the time.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
update
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Kinsler looked like someone ran over his dog.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
Aw
He needs a hug
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Tess would be pissed...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Tess doesn't have to know
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
and what's the harm in a hug between friends, anyway?
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
So true
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm bigger than Tess.
I could take her.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
I'll charge admission for that
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
HA
Reminds me of a funny moment at work today. Older guy for a patient, had had a bypass, I had to lift up his gown and uh..adjust his equipment in order to assess his leg incision from the vein graft site. He said, “You don’t get to look unless you’re going to pay!”
The best part is I wasn’t sure what I heard, and I asked, “Pay, or play?”
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Ha ha
At least he had a good sense of humor.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Woah, Nurse Jackie!
Bad girl…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
ALWAYS loves me some kins
he’s still the leading AL second baseman in ALL-STAR votes so far
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
to hell with
dustin pedroia… we all know and love kinsler
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
We have 4
freaking hits!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
We've morphed into the 60's Dodgers
only we don’t have Koufax, Drysdale, Osteen, Sutton.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 24, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
You ever read "A Lefty's Legacy"?
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Chicken soup for my baseball soul, brutha.
Good stuff.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 24, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
They had the 65 Series on MLB TV the other day.
Koufax on the mound. And the very prominent in that book, Lou Johnson.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
What about the Wes Parker single that brought home a run?
He also tripled off some spare named Klippstein or somesuch but was stranded.
Koufax was at the end about 4 years before I had Dodger consciousness.
My first Dodger clean-up hitter I remember was Andy Kosco.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 24, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
You got me beat.
My first memory of a Dodger clean-up hitter was my first game at Shea in ’77. The great Reggie Smith.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Reggie Smith was a bad, bad mf
It wasn’t coincidental that it was under his watch that the Big Red Machine began to tumble.
‘76 rotation off the top of my head….Sutton, Rhoden, John, Hooton…I can’t remember.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 24, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
More than we had in 11 innings the other night
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
bank one ballpark
anyone else remember this HR by sexson?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
random fantasy basebal question...
I have Bengie Molina, but Matt Wieters is available…
Drop fatty and grab the kid?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 24, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions
yesyesyes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh jeez, you have to ask?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I don't play fantasy BB...gotcha!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
its just for this year,,,
molina is pretty sorry, but is wieters really gonna do any good this year?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 24, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
is gordon beckham
available?
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
i'd take beckham
over Matt Wieters if he’s available
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
why?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
just a hunch
has you know i follow john danks and by keeping up with danks I seem to have sort of started following beckham. beckham just got called up to the white sox and is doing pretty good. I just have a feeling that beckham is by far a much better player than wieters. I’d take beckham over wieters if it was my fantasy team. thats if he’s available. if not take little overrated wienner
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
This is a family website, ma'am.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
*Ok, busted*
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Exactly
Since when. I do believe there was a lengthy discussion about boobs in the last thread.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
What?!
I can’t believe I tuned in late! Can we start another boob discussion?
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
ah haha.. whould that be boob size discussion
or just flash those tits
My garden this year... planted tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, okra, and for the first time i went with eggplant
Chapman Family Historical Photos
Damn!
I was down at the bottom of the thread and missed it.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
DOD up.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Just over 20K in the AZ tonight.
Had to listen to headphones while doing shat around the house…Nadel just said humidity in phx now “up” to 13%.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 24, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Ya know what sucks?
Skunks that live in your back alley in June.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Haha!
How was that garbage adventure, Jonny?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I got away unscathed
But now there’s like a two-apartment house radius that has their windows shut.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
LMAO
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Psst, it's Paige.
And I bookmarked it.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Reply fail, me.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
anyone read the new satch page book?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
No, but very interested.
Legitimate author?
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
supposed to be very good
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm fascinated by the guy.
Got a framed 16×20 in my computer room. Love the story were he supposedly told his defense to sit down, and then struck out the side on 9 pitches.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
very good pitcher
great stories about him
where did you get the pic?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Random purchase from a dealer off of Marsh & Josey
about a decade ago.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
If you take away his first couple of starts
Padz has been excellent recently.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
Let's get some insurance Murph
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Murph with the endangered Base on Balls
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
What up, CM?
How is the baby?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
The old school brother needs to put on an H N R.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
This.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
uh
that was a hit if Kinsler wasn’t running
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 24, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
As I was saying...an H & R would have been a good call at that point.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Its frustrating that MLB.tv is so far behind
I cant follow the GDT or Gameday without getting spoilers.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions
dont watch on HD
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I just turned of NextDef and jumped ahead 1 minute
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
NextDef sux, ask kok or Inkara1.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
there is no way to fix it
their reasoning is its about 1 min behind for TV (vs live) and then another 1 min for internet and then another 1 min for nextdef
not worth arguing, cant change it
they are supposed to be “working on it” and there is a “ticket in the system” but nothing new
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm a software engineer
This is not something they will fix quickly because its just an “inconvenience”. Its not affecting sales.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
that said
this BS with the commercials (which i havent noticed tonight?) is going to hurt their bottom line…
but yea your right, i just watch rangers in SD when im doing GDT and HD when im not (+ all other games in HD)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
SD OK if I don't do fullscreen
which I don’t do with GDT anyway.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like Gameday and MLB.tv are now in sync
Just had a passed ball
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
That sign back there that has the Arizona "A" and then Schwarz after it...
I keep thinking it says “Auschwitz”
Sigh.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
i love how lately
josh and tom are like, “We’ll we suck hitting and we haven’t used the HR call yet, fuck it HR right here for Byrd even though he has 2 all season”
WHUT?
How come Frankie’s the 8th inning man all of a sudden?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Still being careful with him, I think
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash said one more start in the 8th
and then he’ll take over the closer role.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Makes sense I guess
Got the heart of the AZ order here anyway.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I just got a bad feeling about this game.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
I have a better feeling about this one that the ones where we are already behind at this point
In May, I never thought we were out of it, regardless of the score. That is not quite the way I feel anymore.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
so dont use him in a high pressure situation?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
asdf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 24, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Idiotic is using your best relief pitcher exclusively in the 9th.
That said, this is just FX2 working back in.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Meh
You’ve got the heart of the AZ order up here. If this where actually Wash managing, and not just Wash trying to be careful with Frankie coming off the DL, it would actually be a really cool unorthodox move.
But it’s not.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Rick Renner = 15 second power down.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
lets hope it was just one bad pitch
but you dont think there is anyway warsh is gonna try to use him for 2 innings do you?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 24, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions
One more Frankie!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Frank just dealt some grief.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
w00t
frankie franKKK
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Fucking TeaBag.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Frank missed the glove by 3 feet, idiots!
wild pitch
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Two-Frank gets out of it
Thank god the Dbacks suck too.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
w00t
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Thinking man's catcher?
Sweet, FX2!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Boggs
tells the rook – “Get the fuck out da way!!!!!”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Please, get CJ at least another run
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
look at the bottom right:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
looks like the bond market today...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
ha
Padilla contributed more at the plate than face
by kevinkinsler on Jun 24, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Putting in the call for one of my own
Hank F Blalock
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
If you called for a chopper to the mound, nice job.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Your're a drunk too?
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
At least he didn't swing at the 3-0 pitch
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
.246 in his last 10 games, w00t!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
We don't have a hit since the third?
Jesus.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Let's go Sparky
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions
Fail
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking ball 4, Hank!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
So does your high school coach
how many arms has he ruined?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 24, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Even Boggs is infected with Hacking Disease now
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Bad
Here comes the bottom of the bottle
This is our year.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/6/21/920707/lifes-a-piece-of-sh-when-you-look
by FormerLSBUser on Jun 24, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Crap, buy two next time.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
So
Who is for letting Tea get the majority of the starts behind the plate the rest of the year?
This is our year.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/6/21/920707/lifes-a-piece-of-sh-when-you-look
by FormerLSBUser on Jun 24, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions
maybe more than he is getting now
but not majority. let him catch harrison and padilla
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Nah
Looks like Salty is about to break out of his slump. He’s been making really good contact. They are just not finding the holes. If he keeps hitting like that, he’ll be ok.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Bleah
Salty seems to be the better defender at this point, and Tea really isn’t an uprgade over Salty offensively.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Crazy thought, huh?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
No kidding.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
That was some weak sauce that half inning.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
ok guys im leaving GDT
tooooo tired — gonna watch in HD — go BGL!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Everybody let go of the past
and get on board with CJ
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
lets go CJ!
3 more and we can keep that first place tagline for another day
my sig is better than yours
Fasten your seat belts.
Raise your food trays.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
2.89 his last 10 games...chill.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Here we go
Come on CJ, don’t suck.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
well
i don’t know about the final outcome but i bet the first batter reaches
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Or not
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
96
Yowzers.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Should get an easy K against Clark.
Its like pitching to Davis
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions
CJ with some athleticism.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Christopher John
may be my favorite…because he’s so hated in here, possibly..
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
That would be hilarious
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
97???
This gun runs a little hot, I think.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
CJ
looking filthy with the 95 mph gas!!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
don't make trouble, ryan roberts
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
that was like the fastest grounder to second in MLB history
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 24, 2009 11:18 PM CDT reply actions
only becuase
byrnes is so ‘scrappy/gritty/white guy’
by kevinkinsler on Jun 24, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
oh no
chris young
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
for who?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
CJ haters
unwrap that lolly pop
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
One more strike!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
OH YEAH
SIDDOWN BITCH
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Yay
Losing streak over
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
Im very pleased to win
But it was just continuing the pattern.
the preceding post was a great success.
ball game!!
’night everyone
ps that win was sorely needed
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
Losing streak ends
The Sons o’ Josey Wales lead the way!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
* snicker *
Full of ourselves tonight, aren’t we?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
It's all because Rachel and I flashed the GDT
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 24, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions
Only 2 GDTs
Only the die hards are left
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 24, 2009 11:23 PM CDT reply actions
I prefer things that way, myself.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
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