Game 71 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT
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Texas Rangers at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jun 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT
Stop Sucking, Rangers...
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Let's make Garland hurt bad tonight
please bats…. im begging…. wake up
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jun 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Should buy them a LIVE chicken...
to sacrifice to JoBu?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is our streak right now for hitless ABs
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Jun 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
21 I think...
since Murph’s RBI single in the 3rd last night.
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go team go!!!
let’s get at least 4 hits!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
baby steps
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lineups
Rangers lineup
Ian Kinsler, 2b
Omar Vizquel, ss
Michael Young, 3b
Andruw Jones, lf
Marlon Byrd, cf
Nelson Cruz, rf
Jarrod Saltalamacchia, c
Chris Davis, 1b
Scott Feldman, p
Diamondbacks lineup
Felipe Lopez, 2b
Stephen Drew, ss
Justin Upton, rf
Mark Reynolds, 1b
Gerardo Parra, cf
Miguel Montero, c
Eric Byrnes, lf
Augie Ojeda, 3b
Jon Garland, p
Per Jeff Wilson
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sexy
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Conte juice affects Byrds' judgement
If he has an extra gear, it’s stuck in swing mode
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Jun 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was out last night
And just sort of fast forward through last night’s game when I got home. It seemed to me that the counts were generally deeper than they have been lately. What was it like to actually watch it?
by Black Francis on Jun 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Slightly less hacktastic...
except for a couple of AB’s by Byrd and Face
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone seemed to get taken by Haren's split-finger
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padilla worked a full count,
and TAG got on him for watching strike 3.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jun 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I did watch that AB in its entirety.
I sort of agreed with Grieve, but for fuck’s sake he’s a pitcher. Working the count full for an AL pitcher is like hitting a grand slam for a position player.
by Black Francis on Jun 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but he more than made up for it...
on his next AB, and on the mound.
Wonder he could show others how to bunt like that?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict this game will be a Thriller..
in memory of Michael Jackson.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it'll be off the wall
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the black or white wall?
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's human nature
to question things. you are not alone in asking black or white. you just got to be there.
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you got me there, it's time to research MJ old song titles lol
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hamilton - 'I Want You Back'
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jun 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think every Ranger needs to...
take a look at the ‘Man in the Mirror’, and ask if they should be changing their ways!!
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully our offense tonight will stop being Bad and instead will decide to Dont Stop 'Til You Get Enough.
Even without Elvis, the Pretty Young Thing, and his second-on-the-team OBP. Hopefully this offense Wanna be Startin’ Something. If Arizona is “it,” they need to Beat It. They need to Get On the Floor and be Working Day and Night to Burn This Disco Out. I want to see a Thriller.
by Inkara1 on Jun 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't remember who it was that recommended it
but baseball slugger on the iPhone is the best game I’ve played on it yet
by texasraider on Jun 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was it dshep?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm ready for an iPhone...
so I can get the At Bat 2009 app. But do you have you have to get the iPhone 3G S to use the app that includes video?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
I have a regular 3G and it works fine
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
Now I just have to be patient until Feb. when I can upgrade my phone.
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope...the video works on the 3G one as well.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Goddammit, I was hoping Earl Clark
would drop as rumoured.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jun 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ehhh
I doubt there was any chance he could fall to 24. I just hope Maynor comes down to us…
my sig is better than yours
by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think any of the PGs in that tier would be good
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jun 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
Lawson, Teague, Collison, Calatches…. I wouldnt mind any of those guys, but I do favor Maynor over the rest.
my sig is better than yours
by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does dicky v
know that much about the nba?
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In honor of Michael Jackson...
Come on Rangers, “BEAT IT” out of the park today!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
heh
Don’t forget Farrah died today too!
It’s not all about Michael.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it really sucks for Fawcett...
She’d have a day of tributes if not for Jackson dying tonight too. Now she’s almost getting brushed over.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Ed McMahon telling the Rangers they may already be a winner?
by Inkara1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winner at the Whiffstakes?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jun 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
but i’m gonna miss farrah much more than jackson. much much more.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeh I can see why....
I was just watching her play tennis with a tan and white shorts on back in her day, she was exceptionally good looking.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nba draft
how many players didn’t show up? i can’t remember this many players not showing up. not a big deal the nba draft…just your ticket to millions of dollars
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hamilton says he might be ready next week
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i hope he doesnt rush back
when he comes back, he needs to be back for good
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jun 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta be kidding me.
somebody stop him, and I mean it!
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Top of your head...
anyone remember when the Rangers knocked a pitcher out early of a game recently? Say before the start of the sixth?
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Joba in the Yankee series at the ballpark?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wandy?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That has to be it....
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that's right
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't remember the pitcher...
but 1st series against the O’s second game in April.
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty pumped to watch Scoot tonight
hope he doesn’t let me down.
And Milly tomorrow night against the light hitting Padres. Should be a real barnburner….
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Im excited about facing a pitcher who isnt likely to strike out ten against us
of course, we have been making career nights for pitchers recently
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We got this
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh fuck
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's do this!
goddammit. By which I meant “not that, Ian”
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
thats terrible
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One look at this line-up and my first thoughts about us winning are...
skeptical.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Depends on how many 1 pitch, 1 out at bats we have.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you fucking kidding me Kinsler?
You cunt.
by behindthebag on Jun 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol really? A cunt?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES OMAR
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMAR!!!!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay, omar!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
disappointed me
when omar was shot in the head by some punk 10 year old kid
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoooo recordbreaker!
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
congrats
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK you MY
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TYPICAL INNING
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No runs,
But at least we broke a big record.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
all this happiness
and then that happened
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Another clutch at-bat from FOTF.
But hey, he kept This Thing from sinking in April, right? :rolleyes:
by Inkara1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I used to love you, Face.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can picture the Angel players watching this game
and saying “we got swept by these guys?”
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Made Garland work hard that inning
7 pitches thrown.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Faces double play groundouts and Ian's first pitch pop ups
have been slowly killing me… its a horrible death
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I worry more about Crush appearing in the line-up every night.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still love the Face
and he did keep tthis thing from dying in April.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just prolonged it is all
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But now he's a big reason why This Thing is dying in June.
by Inkara1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Young OPS in June is one of the better on the team.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he's not a "big" reason this thing is dying in June.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mavs on the clock
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whats the pick?
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not yet
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still on the clock
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
B.J. Mullens
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BJ Mullens from Ohio State
Center….well we need a big guy.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He didnt' even start for Ohio State this year?
WTF?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Norm just said he is a project
Just great. Mav’s fail at the draft where the Rangers soar.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mavs and Cowboys both suck at drafting.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is nick fazekas still available?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It took Scooter 7 pitches just to get one out
lol
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why can't I close posts by clicking the title anymore?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why can't I close posts by clicking the title anymore?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and now double posting glitches?
Whats happening lsb?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me either....weird
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah me either
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Odd
I can’t either
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This will suck if someone posts the goatse picture or something
by Inkara1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I'm sayin' is,
Micah and I flashed the GDT thread last night, and then we won…
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we need to flash again
But we have to time it right
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess Ian poped up to short left again huh?
Typical.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
more like to the first baseman
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops, I meant right anyway....
oh well, everyone knew what I meant.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop justifying sucking, guys.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mavs select
BJ Mullins
Ohio State university
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who is this?
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck pick
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
7'1 Center
Pretty raw but looked pretty athletic for a guy his size. If we don’t trade Damp he should be able to spend all next year as the backup and get bigger and accustomed to the NBA game.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cooperstein won't say it because he works for the team
but he sounds like a stiff.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most likely
Im not excited but i’ll wait to see how bad he sucks before writing him off just yet
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the pick
Give him 2 years and keep Hollins they would have two good centers
by CRUSHDAVIS on Jun 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BJ Mullins
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why were kids dressed up in texas rangers stuff asking justin upton to hit a homerun?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Phoenix Little league team I bet....
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, we suck
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Salty
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is this?
And what have you done with Salty?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ballgame
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ballgame.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh go fuck yourself. it's two runs
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 runs is a mountain for the Rangers lately
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not ballgame.
i think this team is perfectly capable of getting more than two runs tonight.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can i borrow some of what ur smokin?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't smoke.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe you should then...
makes this team easier to watch
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so you changed from asking me to borrow some.
to you telling me to pick up smoking?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
it helps
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok then.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I second this
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Consider it "thirded"
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
by RA Dickey on Jun 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No you go fuck YOURSELF
With your shitty ass fanposts.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll do that.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever you say.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my haha
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ICK
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Welp
time to change the channel. Ballgame.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Texas Rangers: Built for Fun (as you hang yourself)
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Built for Hacking.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Built for one run! (if we're lucky)
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its jon garland people
we are getting two runs. i don’t care.
scooter just can’t throw too many more meatballs like that one.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What's the line for Davis' K's
3?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One inning thru the game
and somebody has been called a “cunt”, somebody was told to go f themselves, somebody was told to stfu.
Very edgy and I would bet most of us are sober.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Still sober
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't had a drop
but I’m contemplating.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately sober...
I might be breaking down and buying a few beers while at the game yesterday.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Been nice knowing ya BJ Mullen
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trade with OKC for their pick just now and a future 2nd round pick
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who'd they pick?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some euro guy
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hoy geezus, Mavs use 0% effort to upgrade by draft
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 25, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really?
WTF do we keep getting 2nd round picks? I know this draft sucks and all, but for crying out loud, 2nd rounders are worthless in the NBA, absolutely worthless
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make for good trade fodder
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 25, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2nd round picks have almost no value
they are such crap shoots, add to that you dont even have them for enough years to accumulate bird years to resign them if they are any good
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
multiple 2nd round picks can be turned into a late 1st rounder
or an early second rounder which is probably more valuable because you may get a guy with 1st round talent without having to give a guaranteed contract.
Also they are always traded which means the Mavs may have something up their sleeve on that front
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 25, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they really dont have value...they are thrown into trades as the last bits of an add on
the number that actually make NBA rosters is low…
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Who did they take?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rodrigue beaubois
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are saying he is going to stay in France
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
wth? are the mavs doing?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They could of had Sam Young but nooooo
He is an American
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sometimes wonder if the mavericks are trying to draft for a soccer team
it really seems that way sometimes
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm putting in the call
for the next nine guys.
Back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back home runs
by robert_d_wilfong on Jun 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if that happens
i will send you some tacos
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone got a link for viewing?
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jun 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
as many pitches to AJ
as all of the first
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lucky fuckers again
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's Sad, Lewin has to get excited for warning track shots now
just to display some excitement
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The old Cruz is back
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
better hits that inning
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was fun.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 25, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was there supposed to be a '?' mark at the end of that?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't it!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate innings when we hit the ball hard 3 times yet end up going one two three
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tipping point for the game raises it's ugly head.
The Black Hole + pitcher coming up for Texas meaning we’re not scoring until the 4th inning.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
another great prediction from Josey Donuts
"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux
by Panorama on Jun 25, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garland sucks, what are we doing???
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 25, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Playing a baseball game?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no pitcher sucks
when you swing at everything
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 25, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know!! sucking more!
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*(than Garland)
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hitting the ball hard right at people
it’ll come hopefully
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jun 25, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feldman
doesn’t appear to have good stuff.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So what they're saying basically ...
is that Byrnes is a giant douche.
by Athos on Jun 25, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay, at least that douchebag got hit
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Coors Light in my fridge is becoming
the “tell-tale heart” of my house.
I simply can’t resist the lifted skirt and perfumed inner thigh of a can of beer screaming for me!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sounds like you make love to your cans of beer
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like someone likes the HardLine
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine was like that for a long time.
Then it quit perfuming, quit wearing sexy little skirts, and became a big, horsefaced, muscled up, tattooed biker bitch and kicked my ass up between my shoulder blades.
Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"
by randyd on Jun 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 for 63 with 40 Ks..
who does that sound like..
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
least his man lover has a job
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a job
only difference is I will still have mine in a month.
double Owned.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 25, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you man love yourself?
I was talking about your man lover…the hobo down on the corner who sucks your dick at night.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He will still have a job
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 25, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just at a different office
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure he will
Hopefully it is not of the baseball variety. Although I think he might make badass wrestler
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 25, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on
You don’t really think he’ll be out of baseball in a month. That’s a crock.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 25, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh...
he’ll still be in baseball, but not in Arlington.
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about that
I still believe
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 25, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rangers as a team?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if CJ Wilson would be a better hitter for us
he might actually be
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you ask his dad,
He’ll tell you he’s a better hitter by far than CD.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we don't break out of this slump soon....
something is getting fucking broken in my house.
by death of the cool on Jun 25, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Your resolve?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look it's the Blue Hippo scammers
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
pieces of shit
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, you know it's a slump when a 2 run lead is insurmountable.
by Redcaps on Jun 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just quit watching and leave if you feel that way
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I declare this the week of chris davis
.350/.400/.750
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta mix in those singles to get to .350
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A single!!!!!!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
score him please
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO A HIT!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice job Chris!!!
`
my sig is better than yours
by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry, but did Chris Davis just not strike out?
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there we go
if the bunt works…second and third with one out.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now dont screw up Feldman.
my sig is better than yours
by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good hitting CD
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty and Davis back to back singles?
This has got to be some kind of sick joke.
by Athos on Jun 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GOOD JOB SCOOTER
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Feldman!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice scooter
my sig is better than yours
by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok.....don't swing for the fences kinsler
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ah
ian dont swing at the first pitch.
please`
my sig is better than yours
by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He actually didn't!
First two pitches, in fact!
by Inkara1 on Jun 25, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
make that 3!
my sig is better than yours
by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its amazing what happens when you watch some pitches!
my sig is better than yours
by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bizarro world?
Kinsler draws a walk?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok...no double play young.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or omar.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats unpossible!
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he'd swing 3 and 0 and hit a pop up
by Redcaps on Jun 25, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol me too
my sig is better than yours
by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When was the last time we had bases loaded?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kins with the walk
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs