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miles?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
wtf
happened to miles
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
a girlfriend
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
go team go!!!
rangers win 5-2
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
1 pitch 1 out
Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"
two for two is like a plasma blast out of the sun for Davis
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Nice notice there, bossman.
Everyone is sitting waiting for the other thread to refresh…lol.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yeah, it takes you a minute to figure out what's going on when there's no link.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
whatever happened...
to getting a link for new GDT’s, Adam?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
go rangers!!
:)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Can anyone collapse a post yet?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
not in opera
what happened?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's SBNation.
And dang it, then I can’t post the “flashing kitty eyes”…damn!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Not working for me either
Don’t tell me SBN has disabled this wonderful feature!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
That's the whole reason for the "must post a subject line" rule
That and posts are moderated via their subject lines
Me too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
btw
im not sure what they changed but 4 bars on mlb.tv + KDFI is freaking AMAZING — best ive seen it all year — and its smooth as hell
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Mavs have already traded Mullens
Sources have confirmed with CBS 11/TXA 21 Sports that the Dallas Mavericks have traded Center B.J. Mullens to Oklahoma City in exchange for point guard Rodrigue Beaubois and a future second round pick.
Beaubois is a French player who will play overseas for a few years before coming to the NBA..
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
Sorry...
so so sorry…
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
is that wo they took at 24?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah...
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
he's not gonna stay overseas
donnie said he’s gonna be on the team next year
my sig is better than yours
omar
how many sac bunts in a row have gotten down?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Home that is...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
woohoo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
just wow
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
MY with RISP, WOOHOO!!!
Eff me…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
chad johnson
classless…still
Okay, first Mrs. Fawcett now Mr. Jackson, please tell me that this is a mistaken rumor, if not this is just as sad as 9/11…about 4 hours ago
okay not as bad as 911, its sad period, both situations my goodness people, they just said he is okay in the hospital…about 3 hours ago
The 9/11 was a bit over the top, i am just in an emotional state right now, bare with me while i regroup people, be back in 10 minutes…about 3 hours ago
Sorry 85 million times, today sucks man, i still have my jacket with the zippers on it, wow…about 3 hours ago
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
The old saying never more appropriate...
Better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Michael Young's inability to hit with RISP amazes me
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Hammy going on a rehab assignment next week.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
andruw jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
AJ my MAN!!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
WOOOOOOO JONES!!!!!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
Oh baby!
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDRUW
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
and Byrd did not swing at the first pitch
it is a miracle
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
Last time you whined about it?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
last wednesday
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
The 17th against Houston
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Once Josh comes back
AJones HAS to take Byrd’s PT. The guy is beyond horrible.
Jones needs to play more against RHP's and less against lefties
968 OPS against righties, 782 against lefties.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
or he could DH intsead of Blalock
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Uh oh.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Phew.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
rally taco??
Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young
by Martijn1309 on Jun 25, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
"that is one big taco right there."
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Hey!!!
It’s the Rally Taco!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
heh
that’s what i thought too
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
WTF was that taco doing?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
No wonder we are hitting so well...
Arizona brought the power of the taco to their booth
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
This!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec it
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
If you cant bring a large smiling taco
Then you bring nothing to the table.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 25, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
May have to go to Rosa's tomorrow
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
whatever happened to the rally turtle? Is it extinct?
I was driving down the road yesterday and I came across a sign that said “turtle crossing” made me think of the ole rally turtle.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
i've seen it
but only rarely
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Lately the "Rally Anything" is extinct with the lack of rallies
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I think she ate him
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Kinda died out in the second half last year, didn't it?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I havn't been posting images
and without me promoting the originals noone posts the secondary turtle pics.
i shall note I released the original rally turtle into a local lake last week and simultaneously found rally turtle jr..
the preceding post was a great success.
Moar piktures!
Skrew oc.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
DA Tron around?
EOM
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Why the hell did the Wolves
draft so many guards? I count four PGs and Ellington.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
I'd like to goose Chris Davis
Not just his batting average either
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
Davis!!!
3-3!!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
Holy shit
Davis is 3-3???
Could this be the breakout?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
If you say it out loud, it won't come true
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
DOH!
Good point.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Feldman.......from across the hall
Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young
by Martijn1309 on Jun 25, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be a little more enthusiastic if
it wasn’t high 80 cheese from Garland that he is hitting to the opposite field.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmn, true.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Hell has frozen over...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Michigan should put that sign at the state line
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Test
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Fail
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
still not working
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Bothersome.
I wanna post some pics, but don’t wanna bug others.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Just don't post that rabbit with the flashing eyes.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Oh shit!
What about? Do I need paper and pencil?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
The air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow...
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
What is your favorite color?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Blue. No yel--
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
OT
if chris davis turns into mark reynolds with league average defense is that acceptable?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Well duh
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
2007-08 Mark Reynolds? I could live with that.
2009 Mark Reynolds? Not gonna happen, Davis will never walk that much.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
FARAH FAWCETT TOO, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
How da' kid?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I swear she went from infant to toddler in about 7 days...
She’s getting so big, babbling, beginning to stand, playing.
It’s a fun time.
Goes by real quick
Then you have to worry about little boys.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
ughh
a blown strike 3 call turns into a leadoff double
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I really hope feldman makes it through this inning quickly
It would be nice to see him go 7 for the first time.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 25, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
Where has AJM gone recently in GDTs?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
He was posting a lot not too long ago...
before this case he was on.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
i thought he wasn't
allowed to watch games anyways, didn’t we do better then
by kevinkinsler on Jun 25, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Hello ladies...
4 beers later and with a much better perspective.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
is brett hanging around tonight?
if so.. is it me or has nbadraft.net been extremely off with their picks?
There's the Rangers I've become accustomed to lately...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
well that's a shitty way to allow the run
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
And then that happened
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 25, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
Salty, you shouldn't try and copy Tea's defense anymore...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
?
that was a near impossible pitch to even come close to blocking
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Well, I couldn't see it
Listening to the radio feed, so…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
yea, it was pretty much 4 to 5 feet outside, like beyond anybodies chance of grabbing.
It was a really, really wierd crazy wild pitch
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Too soon to start calling MYoung "Brooks" ?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
yes
garth brooks?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Young
Is rocking a 719 OPS since May 17th and has been the worst defensive 3B in baseball.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
So, do we see Feldman in the 7th?
I have to think yes, since he just batted in the last inning. Of course, he’s got a history of melting down when he gets fatigued and this is about as deep as he’d ever gone.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 25, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions
Id say yes
of course, I think id base that decision mostly on whether or not Frankie can pitch tonight, cuz if not, you’d need O’Day for 8th, CJ for 9
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
you could use Grilli
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
He has gone 6 2/3 this year
I don’t see why you don’t at least keep running him out there to get a chance to get through 7.
It’s the only way he’ll get better and grow.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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…The Tide Turneth…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I plan to rent it soon
I’ve heard nothing but good things about it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Josey Wales guesses "Yes" on GT.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought so.
Nice introspective on racism, and changing your attitude.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
yes. The racism label is way overdone. It is not a film about racism
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
Yer f'ing up Rodney's failed shtick
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it's probably the best movie I've seen this year
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
“seriously, your gonna lose your horse, man” — FF
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Ahem!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
THATS it
my bad
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Aha!
Now I finally understand that quote!
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 25, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha, I think that was from early '08.
He is a chess master, evidently.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
really?
they cant find a funnier movie than dodgeball?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
If they find it funny....then what is wrong with that?
Do you have some superior humor knowledge?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
i have more than you
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
straw poll
who thinks that ioranger and his fanposts are funny (cleets jeter, etc)?
who thinks he is not funny?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
He tries too hard.
His efforts are somewhat admirable, but they’re not really funny.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I'm not claiming to be some super funny guy
I find what I find funny and I write what I find funny. I don’t claim to know funny. I know me.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
so your the guy who goes to open mic night
laughs his ass off at his own jokes, keeps coming back week afte rweek and all the crowd snickers at when he walks offf the stage?
…come on
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought it was fairly clear
it wasnt serious about you personally going
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought the last
one was funny…
but then again I have strange sense of humor
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Lord knows you don't.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Meow, meow, meow
here comes NL baseball.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
I just got here so I don't know if it was posted
Byrnes’ hand is broken? Out 4-8 weeks? Damn.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Yeah, that really uh... too bad. Heartbreaking.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Heh well I just saw it on the yahoo news thing under Feldman's name. Thought I'd bring it up.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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That's cause Feldman broke his hand
Ha ha. Scooter’s a tough one.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, but his 'do is still active.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
KINZ
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Yes. Thank you.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 25, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
All Face Haters
can suck it again.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Blalock should have played today instead of Davis, right?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
you have issues
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
so is CDs game
a fluke?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
No
Garland is a shitty pitcher.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
true, it was a good move by Kinz to not steal 2nd and put himself in scoring position with MY up there
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
No one here truly hates Face
We just love making you backpedal and mash your keyboard furiously to defend your fair maiden.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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another bad bounce for the Dbacks
its littlle breaks like this thatll get this offense rolling again
my sig is better than yours
Yep.
This is more like it.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
bye Garland
thanks for helping us fans think that the Ranger bats aren’t dead yet!
Hope to see you soon buddy!
Maybe even Jon Garland ;)
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
**by season you mean
**crush and his chance at the mendoza line.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
If the camera would have panned to Crush after Garland was pulled
he would have been like the Indian who had a tear in his eye when surveying all the trash in America.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
ha, thats actually a rather funny image
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
um
three previous at bats: five pitches, four outs
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
That's efficient
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
YAY BYRD!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
OMG, AJ struck out!
Send him to AAA, DFA his ass, this team sucks, they will never score again!!!
Oh, it was a huge team slump? Ok, gotcha.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Just over-reacting like ALL here.
And poking a sharp stick.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
AJ is the new Hank Blalock
4 homers in his last 8 games now, but he’s 6-25 in those 8 games as well.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Ohh, let's give him 3 years, and $30 million!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I would
Hopefully, he can just finish the inning and we pinch hit for him in the next inning.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
interesting
to move a lot of stuff/mail boxes across the country you can:
use a lesser known moving company: ~500-600 dollars
use a well known shipping company: ~1000-1200 dollars
use UPS: 123 dollars
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
to move across the country
5x 18×18×16 boxes at 25# a box it comes to 123 to ship it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
abf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Mayflower?
All moving companies are scammers, trust me.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
yea
im thinking UPS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
That doesn't sound like very much stuff
I’m sure the a moving company would charge a lot to take a letter across country too.
the preceding post was a great success.
heh
not a lot to move :)
maybe less than that lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
So apparently, you can pay to have Rudy come to a hitting party type thing.
How much do we have to pay to get Chris Davis to show up, too.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Ooops.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
DOD sucks.
When are the Rangers gonna spend some money and get some pitching????
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
*blank stare*
get off my internet.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
See but if it was this bad people would *actually* be saying that.
the preceding post was a great success.
Good recovery by DOD
He’s allowed to have a bad pitch every now and then. He doesn’t do it often.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
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