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Funny!

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jun 25, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh looks like the doggie Blago

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

miles?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf

happened to miles

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a girlfriend

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

go team go!!!

rangers win 5-2

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 25, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1 pitch 1 out

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jun 25, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Davis batting .203 now - on a tear!!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jun 25, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

two for two is like a plasma blast out of the sun for Davis

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick inning

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice notice there, bossman.

Everyone is sitting waiting for the other thread to refresh…lol.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it takes you a minute to figure out what's going on when there's no link.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever happened...

to getting a link for new GDT’s, Adam?

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go rangers!!

:)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can anyone collapse a post yet?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not in opera

what happened?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's SBNation.

And dang it, then I can’t post the “flashing kitty eyes”…damn!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not working for me either

Don’t tell me SBN has disabled this wonderful feature!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the whole reason for the "must post a subject line" rule

That and posts are moderated via their subject lines

by Inkara1 on Jun 25, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*poke* *poke*

Yep, I’ve got some.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw

im not sure what they changed but 4 bars on mlb.tv + KDFI is freaking AMAZING — best ive seen it all year — and its smooth as hell

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mavs have already traded Mullens

Sources have confirmed with CBS 11/TXA 21 Sports that the Dallas Mavericks have traded Center B.J. Mullens to Oklahoma City in exchange for point guard Rodrigue Beaubois and a future second round pick.
Beaubois is a French player who will play overseas for a few years before coming to the NBA..

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry...

so so sorry…

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that wo they took at 24?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's not gonna stay overseas

donnie said he’s gonna be on the team next year

my sig is better than yours

by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

going the other way...i like it

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

omar

how many sac bunts in a row have gotten down?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Home that is...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woohoo

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice bunt

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not good young

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MY with RISP still not going too well

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

just wow

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MY with RISP, WOOHOO!!!

Eff me…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

chad johnson

classless…still

Okay, first Mrs. Fawcett now Mr. Jackson, please tell me that this is a mistaken rumor, if not this is just as sad as 9/11…about 4 hours ago

okay not as bad as 911, its sad period, both situations my goodness people, they just said he is okay in the hospital…about 3 hours ago

The 9/11 was a bit over the top, i am just in an emotional state right now, bare with me while i regroup people, be back in 10 minutes…about 3 hours ago

Sorry 85 million times, today sucks man, i still have my jacket with the zippers on it, wow…about 3 hours ago

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The old saying never more appropriate...

Better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FARK!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Michael Young's inability to hit with RISP amazes me

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Face is so good.

especially with RISP.

by Garcia on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hammy going on a rehab assignment next week.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

andruw jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AJ my MAN!!!!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DRUW

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOO JONES!!!!!!

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

just, like, wow

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh baby!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jun 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDRUW

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahah

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and Byrd did not swing at the first pitch

it is a miracle

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

way to go rangers

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Last time you whined about it?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

last wednesday

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The 17th against Houston

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya DRUW!!!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Once Josh comes back

AJones HAS to take Byrd’s PT. The guy is beyond horrible.

by behindthebag on Jun 25, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jones needs to play more against RHP's and less against lefties

968 OPS against righties, 782 against lefties.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or he could DH intsead of Blalock

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Phew.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"that is one big taco right there."

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey!!!

It’s the Rally Taco!!

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

heh

that’s what i thought too

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jun 25, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

same

oh shiz it’s the rally taco

by Mike E on Jun 25, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF was that taco doing?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 25, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This!!

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly.

haha.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by bspate on Jun 25, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec it

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

eat

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

May have to go to Rosa's tomorrow

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever happened to the rally turtle? Is it extinct?

I was driving down the road yesterday and I came across a sign that said “turtle crossing” made me think of the ole rally turtle.

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i've seen it

but only rarely

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lately the "Rally Anything" is extinct with the lack of rallies

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No...

just the rally turtle posters have been out of pocket

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Jun 25, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Medusa pushed him out of the picture :(

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 25, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think she ate him

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda died out in the second half last year, didn't it?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I havn't been posting images

and without me promoting the originals noone posts the secondary turtle pics.

i shall note I released the original rally turtle into a local lake last week and simultaneously found rally turtle jr..

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moar piktures!

Skrew oc.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

also

hes still out there =p

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DA Tron around?

EOM

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why the hell did the Wolves

draft so many guards? I count four PGs and Ellington.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jun 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow.....

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by bspate on Jun 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to goose Chris Davis

Not just his batting average either

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Davis!!!

3-3!!!

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Looookit my Davis!!! :-)

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

davis has three hits

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Told ya so

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

Davis is 3-3???

Could this be the breakout?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If you say it out loud, it won't come true

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 25, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DOH!

Good point.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd be a little more enthusiastic if

it wasn’t high 80 cheese from Garland that he is hitting to the opposite field.

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmn, true.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus.

Apocalypse coming.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jun 25, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell has frozen over...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Michigan should put that sign at the state line

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Test

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fail

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

still not working

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bothersome.

I wanna post some pics, but don’t wanna bug others.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck em post it any way

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just don't post that rabbit with the flashing eyes.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit!

What about? Do I need paper and pencil?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow...

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is your favorite color?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blue. No yel--

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 25, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT

if chris davis turns into mark reynolds with league average defense is that acceptable?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well duh

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2007-08 Mark Reynolds? I could live with that.

2009 Mark Reynolds? Not gonna happen, Davis will never walk that much.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well hi there!

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FARAH FAWCETT TOO, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How da' kid?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I swear she went from infant to toddler in about 7 days...

She’s getting so big, babbling, beginning to stand, playing.

It’s a fun time.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 25, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Neat!

Nice to hear.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just wait

I have a 17 yo daughter

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goes by real quick

Then you have to worry about little boys.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ughh

a blown strike 3 call turns into a leadoff double

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 25, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well thats a start

my sig is better than yours

by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Where has AJM gone recently in GDTs?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

? he rarely posts in GDTs

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was posting a lot not too long ago...

before this case he was on.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought he wasn't

allowed to watch games anyways, didn’t we do better then

by kevinkinsler on Jun 25, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hello ladies...

4 beers later and with a much better perspective.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is brett hanging around tonight?

if so.. is it me or has nbadraft.net been extremely off with their picks?

by cmkelly29 on Jun 25, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There's the Rangers I've become accustomed to lately...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well that's a shitty way to allow the run

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 25, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit Feldman

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty, you shouldn't try and copy Tea's defense anymore...

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

?

that was a near impossible pitch to even come close to blocking

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I couldn't see it

Listening to the radio feed, so…

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea, it was pretty much 4 to 5 feet outside, like beyond anybodies chance of grabbing.

It was a really, really wierd crazy wild pitch

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously?

He had no chance there

by Horns130 on Jun 25, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, only one strikeout this game

combined….

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

my sig is better than yours

by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too soon to start calling MYoung "Brooks" ?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

garth brooks?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brooks who

Is there a shitty version that i dont know about?

by Horns130 on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Young

Is rocking a 719 OPS since May 17th and has been the worst defensive 3B in baseball.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shhh

Dont try to use logic with Josey…it is way above his head

by Horns130 on Jun 25, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well we're through 6

my sig is better than yours

by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So, do we see Feldman in the 7th?

I have to think yes, since he just batted in the last inning. Of course, he’s got a history of melting down when he gets fatigued and this is about as deep as he’d ever gone.

by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 25, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Id say yes

of course, I think id base that decision mostly on whether or not Frankie can pitch tonight, cuz if not, you’d need O’Day for 8th, CJ for 9

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you could use Grilli

In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT

by awillis111 on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has gone 6 2/3 this year

I don’t see why you don’t at least keep running him out there to get a chance to get through 7.

It’s the only way he’ll get better and grow.

by Maximilian on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

…The Tide Turneth…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Gran Torino worth renting?

I really want to see it, but I’ve heard some bad things.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 25, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If the trailers appeals to you then its fine

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, they do.

Ok, I’ll check it out.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I plan to rent it soon

I’ve heard nothing but good things about it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

Burt Renyolds suck.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josey Wales guesses "Yes" on GT.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought so.

Nice introspective on racism, and changing your attitude.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yer f'ing up Rodney's failed shtick

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it's probably the best movie I've seen this year

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

“seriously, your gonna lose your horse, man” — FF

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahem!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THATS it

my bad

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aha!

Now I finally understand that quote!

by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 25, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha, I think that was from early '08.

He is a chess master, evidently.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

they cant find a funnier movie than dodgeball?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If they find it funny....then what is wrong with that?

Do you have some superior humor knowledge?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have more than you

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your opinion.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

straw poll

who thinks that ioranger and his fanposts are funny (cleets jeter, etc)?

who thinks he is not funny?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He tries too hard.

His efforts are somewhat admirable, but they’re not really funny.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not claiming to be some super funny guy

I find what I find funny and I write what I find funny. I don’t claim to know funny. I know me.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so your the guy who goes to open mic night

laughs his ass off at his own jokes, keeps coming back week afte rweek and all the crowd snickers at when he walks offf the stage?

…come on

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've never been to an open mic.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought it was fairly clear

it wasnt serious about you personally going

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alrighty then.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the last

one was funny…

but then again I have strange sense of humor

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lord knows you don't.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kinsler looking good now

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 25, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Meow, meow, meow

here comes NL baseball.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Steal 2nd please.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, but his 'do is still active.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

KINZ

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jun 25, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes. Thank you.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by Chase Irwin on Jun 25, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All Face Haters

can suck it again.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Blalock should have played today instead of Davis, right?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you have issues

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so is CDs game

a fluke?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

Garland is a shitty pitcher.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tough

I still want to see him hit a decent FB before i really have any faith in him

this is certainly something for him to build on though

by Horns130 on Jun 25, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why? Kins was not in scoring position

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

true, it was a good move by Kinz to not steal 2nd and put himself in scoring position with MY up there

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one here truly hates Face

We just love making you backpedal and mash your keyboard furiously to defend your fair maiden.

by Maximilian on Jun 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

another bad bounce for the Dbacks

its littlle breaks like this thatll get this offense rolling again

my sig is better than yours

by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

This is more like it.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bye Garland

thanks for helping us fans think that the Ranger bats aren’t dead yet!

Hope to see you soon buddy!

by texasraider on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the savior to the season

may end up being John Garland

my sig is better than yours

by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe even Jon Garland ;)

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

my sig is better than yours

by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

**by season you mean

**crush and his chance at the mendoza line.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the camera would have panned to Crush after Garland was pulled

he would have been like the Indian who had a tear in his eye when surveying all the trash in America.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha, thats actually a rather funny image

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 25, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was filthy

my sig is better than yours

by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The crow tastes nice BTW

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jun 25, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NICE!!!!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jun 25, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that

was unexpected

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

um

three previous at bats: five pitches, four outs

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 25, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's efficient

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 25, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAY BYRD!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG, AJ struck out!

Send him to AAA, DFA his ass, this team sucks, they will never score again!!!

Oh, it was a huge team slump? Ok, gotcha.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just over-reacting like ALL here.

And poking a sharp stick.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJ is the new Hank Blalock

4 homers in his last 8 games now, but he’s 6-25 in those 8 games as well.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohh, let's give him 3 years, and $30 million!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so do we send Scooter out?

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jun 25, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I would

Hopefully, he can just finish the inning and we pinch hit for him in the next inning.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 25, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck, I hate this draft

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jun 25, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

O'Dizzle in the house!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jun 25, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

interesting

to move a lot of stuff/mail boxes across the country you can:

use a lesser known moving company: ~500-600 dollars
use a well known shipping company: ~1000-1200 dollars
use UPS: 123 dollars

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

to move across the country

5x 18×18×16 boxes at 25# a box it comes to 123 to ship it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

abf

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mayflower?

All moving companies are scammers, trust me.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea

im thinking UPS

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That doesn't sound like very much stuff

I’m sure the a moving company would charge a lot to take a letter across country too.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jun 25, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

not a lot to move :)

maybe less than that lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."

by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bummer

I wanted to see Scotty

by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 25, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So apparently, you can pay to have Rudy come to a hitting party type thing.

How much do we have to pay to get Chris Davis to show up, too.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jun 25, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

o'crap

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh... that guy is 80 years old

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jun 25, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ooops.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jun 25, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ah damn

my sig is better than yours

by hinduplaya on Jun 25, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DOD sucks.

When are the Rangers gonna spend some money and get some pitching????

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 25, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*blank stare*

get off my internet.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jun 25, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, his 1.38 ERA is shameful

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jun 25, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good recovery by DOD

He’s allowed to have a bad pitch every now and then. He doesn’t do it often.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jun 25, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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