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So Grilli or Guardado followed by FX2?
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 25, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions
I used to have one like that too
I got it at a novelty store.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 25, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That is awesome.
I gotta root for this guy after we leave town.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Sweet stache
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
AJM shouldve had a "What does this player look like"
with Rauch instead of Byrnes.
my sig is better than yours
Adam
Tell ’em to F off.
Wow. Crush K’d…wonder how he would have done v. Haren?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, the last one closed after just 306 comments
AJM never does that.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Uh oh
Crush not facing Garland.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Fight the unfair arbitrary and capricious rules from the overlord!!!
Dammit, AJM, clue us the fuck in, K?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Per the minors thread: the final line on Richard the Bleienheart if anyone is interested
6.0 IP, 9 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 0 BB, 7 K, 1 HR
At the launching pad in High Desert, no less.
Quickly becoming one of my favorites.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Mine too.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I would support him and his 5.00 K/BB ratio dating Ran
Rather than that schmuck Blake Shelton.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
I like to pretend Blake Shelton doesn't exist.
I’ve boycotted him and his songs for a long while now. Is that wierd?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a similar outlook
His music mostly sucks anyway. “Ol’ Red” is the only song I’ve liked.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Yeah, there used to be one other one I liked
Which I’ve since forgotten what it’s even called.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
It was just a probe...
Grow up man.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
some funny cracked stories
transformer based since the movie is coming out:
The 8 Shittiest Transformer Disguises
5 Reasons Megatron Should Have Fired Starscream Years Ago
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
saw the movie today...
if you liked the first you’ll like this one.
bay-tastic with lots and lots of s*it going boom, and fox is ridiculously hot. the end gets a bit ridiculous… but still a good 2.5+ hrs of movie
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
im going to see it 2m
free movie ticket, might as well use it for that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm married so this might be biased...
…but i might give up visitation of my entire family for one year for one nite with megan fox…
and ignore the last 30 mins of the movie and you’ll be a lot happier with it…
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
ill try to haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Boggs has fallen under the Josey Wales reverse curse.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
No, he gets to play once a week v. Zito, Haren and then ph
When he gets a hit, he sits for a week.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't know if this has been posted
but a late stream came on mid-game for those of us who can’t watch on tv:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/wemiceyou
password is Reds
by Melmart1 on Jun 25, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Thank you!
’Preciate you pal!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
You're welcome
It’s the only highlight of what has been a really shitty day for me right now. Ha. And it’s a really great quality stream, with Josh and Tom. Usually away games means the home team announcers, it’s nice to have Josh and Tom instead.
Please
don’t cry in public again, Rodney.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Cool
Thanks Mel!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
A little worried about Frank
WOW!!!!!!
Did you see that fly ball Crush caught?
Keep him in the line-up no matter how poorly he hits until the AS Break.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
"Rally Sally", seriously?
Is that the best Arizona has to offer in the way of baseball tradition?
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Sally Jessy Raphael?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
there has been like 3 or 4 close plays at first.
usually we get at least one of them.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
If the Az gun is juiced, Frank fastballs at 93 mph
isn’t good, buddy.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Why do people think it's juiced?
Ceej’s numbers last night weren’t out of whack with what we’ve seen on other guns.
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Correct, Aggie.
But people in here don’t like CJ.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I've never seen CJ hit 97-98 before.
Ever. 95-96? Sure. But I don’t think I believe 98.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Oakland DH in Texas late May
CJ was hitting 98 mph and also in that Wednesday game the week after v the MF Yankees.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Several times, actually
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 25, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh :(
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
When will Fx2 regain his closer role?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
When he doesn't give up homers like that
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Well that sucks
"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel
Oh Frankie.
You just broke my heart.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Had a really bad feeling about going to Frank twice in a row.
Just sayin’.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
f me running.
everytime they’ve shown that iew of upton tonite he’s run….
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
more than 1mln.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the Rangers for you.
Offense finally breaks out a little, and then we get a massive bullpen fail.
Shit.
CJ
is still the full time closer until the AS Break.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Should have left feldman in for 1 more inning.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 25, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions
WTF Cruz?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Nelson Cruz sucks as a RF
He’s a $ 100 million airport with a $ 100 control tower.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
How is that a base hit?
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Jun 25, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
I'm pretty sure
I could’ve caught that
by hungrysasquatch on Jun 25, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Quick...
DP Dino!!!!!!!!!!!
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
How much did that tat on his neck hurt?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Looks like a boot print
Someone stomped on his neck
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 25, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay
Anyone who has a neck tattoo, and who isn’t serving a life sentence, needs to have their ass kicked.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 25, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions
Ryan's a really nice guy
from my experience
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 25, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
He is just keepin it real
Growing up on the mean streets of Hurst will do that to you.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Jun 25, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Who is going to kick Kenyon Martin's ass?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Seen him at Sports Authority in Arlington about a week ago...
Definitely not a guy I’d want to mess with…
You gonna try that on Jon Rauch, too?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Gotta come back and score right here
Already used O’Day, Frankie and CJ… CJ’s only good for one more inning, most likely. If it goes into extras and Wash trots out Guardado or something, we’re dead.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
CJ
Return of the Jedi
haters look somewhere else to hate, i.e. byrd, young, cruz, crush, eddie
that is all
I'm not sure one more run will do it
Would like 2+ to feel safe
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 25, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Cruz is going to redeem himself if the rangers can get him to the plate.
the preceding post was a great success.
Kinsler fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I love kinsler
loved him since AA. I love that he gets pissed when he pops out but good lord he has got to stop throwing the bat everytime he doesn’t jack one into the bleachers. Mix it up a bit and throw your helmet at the catcher or something, that poor bat didn’t make you F up.
Bases empty for Young
This is his new thing…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
YES!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Okay Andruw
Just a single, baby.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Fuck you Andruw.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
By Marlon
you mean Andruw, right?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
God, I'll kill him!!
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Hopefully Jennings?
If Ron tries to use Eddie, we won’t be closing anything.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
DP DINO, PLEASE!!!!
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
x
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Not needed though.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Dominant.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 25, 2009 11:31 PM CDT reply actions
Err,
looks like Drew started swing early, cheating on the FB.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 25, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh shit oh shit...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I'm not sure we'll still be in 1st in a few minutes
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 25, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions
Why?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 25, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
We need to temper our expectations.
There is still three long grueling months of baseball to be played.
Wash, what the fuck are you doing?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Switchin' it all up, dude!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 25, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Fire up the charcoals...
HERE COMES GRILLI!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
img
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
thanks for the bummer.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching Wash "manage"
I fear the worst.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
"you fear the worst"
whats effin new….?
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
i'm on my last beer.
the guys need to get their shyt together.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
This is fucking stupid.
You should leave your best guy in to face thier best guy – CJ’s actually got his OPS against RHB’s down below 800 of late. The way he’s been pitching, this borders on moronic.
Grilli better not blow this.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
RW had a gut feeling
dontcha know
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank god.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
well, can't really pin it on Grilli when the other guys have given up the runs
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
lol
Justin Upton has a 1.25 OPS against lefties.
And 925 against rightes
The way CJ has been pitching, I would’ve taken my chances.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
The fuck kind of double standard are you trying to pull here?
He was at 28 pitches and pitched yesterday. He wasn’t particularly good tonight (he got 3 terrible hitters and a pitcher out, gave up 2 hits and a walk) and Upton obliterates lefties. Worsh made the right call, considering there were no better options than Grilli.
If you’re going to shit on the guy for making gut decisions, stop spouting your own.
Look at Brooks!
/ Donuts
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 25, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions
Grillied to perfection...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Grilli sucks
/ ab03
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 25, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions
Thriller is on MTV right now
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
No way that's true
MTV stopped playing videos around 1990
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
since when do they play music videos?
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
It took the death of a legend to bring it about again, probably for tonight only
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Since MJ died today
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Then back to playing the same schitt....
….since they played Video Killed the Radio Star….
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
cruz missile out of the question?
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
MUST SCORE THIS INNING
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
ha.
if you really think about it… it was a lot more strange living in a world where he was an “icon”
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
yes.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
christmas.
its the thought that counts….
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
i wish the mavs
had taken anyone to help them at some point… EVER.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Cruz
needs to steal…now.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
everyone welcome captain obvious.
thanks for coming.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Byrd seems to be making a concous effort to have better AB's lately. Nice work.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Cruz just got picked off
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
he was outtttttttttt
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
shhhh
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Cruz
was out.
Hopefully baseball justice is not served on the Rangers.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Lets just get on with the fucking game
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I bet he's arguing
to get another opinion from another ump with a different angle.
1B ump saying no dice.
looked like RW out thtere
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
what is the point of going out and arguing?
does it really do ANYTHING?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 25, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions
Toss his ass
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
"baseball justice"
sounds like an A&E mini series.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
Jesus, Salty is peppering outfielders with line drives lately.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Davis can't get a hit
because Garland is getting all lathered up with Irish Spring right now.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 25, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
u a louffa?
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Please dont suck Crush
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
leadoff man gets a single
and 3 pitches later there are 2 outs with CD to bat
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 25, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions
woo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 25, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
ok
we get it. he’s not going anywhere.
F.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
yep
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
What a patient AB
ZOMG!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 25, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions
I'm impressed with his patience here
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 25, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions
confidence is a helluva drug.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
ah the inside fastball
i cant believe he missed it…
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 25, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions
He's been missing that all freaking year, that's the problem...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
yeah i guess i shoulda tipped you off that i was being sarcastic
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 25, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
obviously
thats not davis.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Good AB...
Maybe this gets him around the corner? Maybe?
one AB
at a time.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Invasion of the Bodysnatchers?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Time for Brandon Boggs?!?!?!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Nice AB by Davis
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Great night for Davis.
His best performance of the year?
Quite possibly so
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
NO doubt
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 25, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
its so hard to choose though.
with so many “great” performances
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Might be alone in my appreciation
Elliott Smith’s car is for sale on craigslist.
Out of Austin…
http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1237724242.html
I sort of feel starstruck just reading the listing, by his sister.
More here: http://pitchfork.com/news/35731-rip-seeds-frontman-sky-saxon/
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Jun 25, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions
great band!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 25, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
I got a real appreciation for the Bijou.
Crazy how Ann Hathaway’s career sort of went a whole different direction after HAVOC.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Jun 26, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Why?
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Jun 26, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I bought the live record
with Belinda Carlisle introducing them…
I think, oddly, that was their first performance. Terrible, terrible introduction.
At best, though, I’m a middling fan. I love the Pat Smear era of Nirvana. He had a good influence of the Foo, too.
Did you see this? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384683/
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Jun 25, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
ha - see my link above
Pat Smear fan, too. I found them researching Foo Fighters then Nirvana history.
Sorta bass-ackwards, but I found them.
Not that I don't believe you
but where did you get the info that was ES’s car?
kling klang king of the rim ram room
woops
I mean, more here: http://pitchfork.com/news/35728-buy-elliott-smiths-car/
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Jun 25, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions
if we lose this game...
is this this years “19-17” or whatever the stupid score was?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 25, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions
Nah
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Uh, no.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 25, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
there seems to be a consensus
no.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
hello everyone,
I am here to pull them through.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Murphy fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
That's why he's a 4th OF.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 25, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions
Heh
Just like last year, right ?!?!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 25, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
If its anything like last year
I’ll be there.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 25, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't miss, heh.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Jun 26, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
What are you doing out there production wise?
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
They have me with the B-Roll guys. Getting scenics of the city, and doing the 'speciality' inserts that they will edit into the show in between riders and whatever...
Interview stuff… cool looking set-up shots.
I remember that...
Commercial man, right?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jun 25, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
oops, reply fail
oc
my comment below Chase
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jun 25, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
N.L. baseball sucks
People who think there should be no DH should be forcibly given a neck tattoo.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 25, 2009 11:56 PM CDT reply actions
LOL.
it’ll hurt, but i’m in.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 25, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
+Eleventy Billion
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
5 feet outside?
byrd and davis gave us the best at bats and the ump gave us another out
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 25, 2009 11:56 PM CDT reply actions
So nice to be able to turn to MTV during commercial breaks and see MJ videos
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
we r about to lose to a team that is 16.5 games out of first place in thier division,,,
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 25, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions
It is baseball
Good teams lose to bad teams all the time.
This isn’t the NFL or college football.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 26, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
***how many innings does this go?***
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
Texa$
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
i see what u did there
clever
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 26, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
ok so we had no one on the bench
we could pinch hit once they brought is shoey? that dude’s been a loogy since ever murph durph didn’t have a chance
Not really...
we’ve already used Boggs and Murphy off the bench. Welcome to the NL
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Btw, our bench currently consists of Tea, Elvis, and Blalock...
but if you replace Murphy there, you have to send someone to LF for the bottom half of the inning. That means Omar, Kinsler, Young, or Davis, or whoever pinch hit would have to play LF for the Bot 10th plus however longer it goes.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
sucks ass
i was thinking elvis was still sittin but even if he was i guess there were no OF’s available afterwards.
good news tho. i have reliable sources saying hambone is on drugs again and that padilla undergoes gamma ray therapy so maybe we can get adrian gonzales and jake peavy for eddie guardado. then trade chris davis and drew meyer for albert pujols.
When does Grilli hit?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 26, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions
4th in the inning
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Although with Blalock, Elvis, and Tea still on the bench...
I don’t see them letting Grilli hit.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Then who will pitch?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 26, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
JJ
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
Jennings, Mathis, Guardado are still in the pen...
after that it’d likely go to Holland or Millwood.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
NOt with Milly starting tomorrow
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
If you get to the point where you need another pitcher after those 3 in the pen...
you have to use one of those two and worry about calling someone up from AAA to pitch on Friday or Saturday instead.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Uh, Harrison?
In 1991, I was 8 and thought Kirby Puckett would come beat up the monster in the closet if I prayed hard enough.
by GhettoBear04 on May 17, 2009 5:26 PM CDT
never.
but i’m no chick.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jun 26, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
ok lets play a game...
1. what position player catches kinslers popup
2. what position player catches omars?
3. if im wrong for the above, how does Mike uberfail to end the inning?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 26, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions
i need a neck tat.
so i can play for the db’s
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
remember when tattoos were cool and rebellious
and when you got them on a part of your body that isn’t constantly exposed?
josh loves the neck tat
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jun 26, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions
Josh would do it for just 10 million.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
this guy looks like the gay guy from american pie wedding
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jun 26, 2009 12:08 AM CDT reply actions
except he isn't wearing assless chaps
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 26, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I hear no requirements that I can't have the tattoo lasered off immediately after.
the preceding post was a great success.
And with that much money, you could afford it and have a decent amount still
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
THANK YOU ARIZONA!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Lucky break!!!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Come on Michael
DO NOT FUCK THIS UP.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
you gotta run
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jun 26, 2009 12:10 AM CDT reply actions
Holy shit man.
Justin Fucking Upton.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
So what is that, 2 for 2 iwth noone on 0 for 3 with a runner on 2nd/3rd?
the preceding post was a great success.
Why the hell don't you send him there?
Upton was going to be throwing off balance and on the run. Bad coaching.
seriously, risk it. Hank is a 1 in 4 to get it in.. surely the odds are at least as good running.
the preceding post was a great success.
it was pretty shallow and his momentum was carrying him towards home.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I wouldn't call it "really stupid"
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Dang it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 26, 2009 12:13 AM CDT reply actions
Hank sucks.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
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