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Game 72 Game Day Thread

San Diego Padres at Texas Rangers, Jun 26, 2009 7:05 PM CDT


Go Rangers...

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"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or um...

Who pitches FOR San Diego?

by N41D on Jun 26, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Walter Silva

all we need to know is that he’s not left-handed.

my sig is better than yours

by MayurP on Jun 26, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

The padres are 10-25 on the road and their only good starter is on the DL

Anything less than 2-1 is horrible.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 26, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Not only that

but I fully expect about 6 of the Rangers players to fall asleep in the dugout because the Padres are so boring to watch

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jun 26, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinda what I was thinking above.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anything less than 3-0 is disappointing.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's not SUCK!!!!

I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.

by RA Dickey on Jun 26, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I expect nothing less than a sweep

And if they don’t do it, I’m sending hate mail to every Texas Rangers player and coach.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions  

We can also throw poop at their houses.

I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.

by RA Dickey on Jun 26, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love throwing poop at houses!!!!!!

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

go team go!

rangers win 5-2

let’s do this!!!

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 26, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions  

hmm still can't close images

whats up with this… same thing on all sbn sites. they need to revert that back immediately.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 26, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sucks.

I just tried another browser-no dice.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool, the team is still playing Michael in the clubhose today.

It didn’t really affect me at all, until I heard some of his old school early stuff today. I remember that stuff being huge when I was a kid. Takes me back…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions  

of course they're playing Michael,

he’s the FOTF!! Oh,,,,,wrong Michael.

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jun 26, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murphy and young

121 games, 44 combined rbi.
the horror.

Murph had 74 in 104 games last year.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 26, 2009 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Young has been

disastrous with RISP, which I suppose is just regression to the mean, because he was better than usual in RISP in previous years.

"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers

by DJCahill on Jun 26, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY with RISP

.159/.229/.190/.419

Yikes…

I’d expect that to rebound significantly before the year is over, but good Lord that line is ugly so far…

by N41D on Jun 26, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

obviously better than 09 but he didn't do too much with RISP in 08 either if i recall

but the streak from 04-07 was pretty incredible.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 26, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

let us remember, when demanding a sweep..

that these guys got back here at about 6 or 6:30 this morning.

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jun 26, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

4:45 at the airport

So I imagine about 5:30 to their houses

But I imagine they slept on the plane after a first class meal and didn’t have to be at the ballpark till this afternoon. Millwood came back ahead of the team so hes fine. I don’t buy into all the travel tires them out talk like some people.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have it a lot better thans we would, but

it doesn’t take much of a disruption to throw you off a little, and that is enough at this level. Let’s hope they can fight thru it.

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jun 26, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's an excuse

…that I’m not really interesting in hearing. This club is due to get hot. A late night on a private plane shouldn’t change that.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ & FX2 out tonight.

DOD & Eddie to close if needed.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

and of course the d'backs are without their guys.... and facing the angels. blah.

Milly really does need to go 7. I say 4 pitch walk to A-Gon every time through and he’ll be fine.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 26, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

not a bad idea!

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jun 26, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jennings also out I guess

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did he pitch Wednesday too?

I don’t recall and am too lazy to go look.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't pitch back to back games

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

He just said he was available on the pregame show.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh then thats a change then

He hasn’t been throwing in back to back games yet this year so I just assumed he wouldn’t be available tonight. Im sure hes probably a last resort but its good to hear he can go on back to back nights now

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

He also said he has never told anyone he was not available.

Just that it seems like Mike & Wash are being careful with him. He expects to win them over and be allowed to go back to back soon.

That could really help in the 2nd half. 1 inning one night, and maybe a tough righty or two the next night.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Billy Jean is not my lover!

sorry been listening to MJ songs all day :(

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

lineup

I. Kinsler 2b .268/.349/.526/.875
D. Murphy lf .261/.343/.395/.737
M. Young 3b .311/.357/.505/.863
M. Byrd cf .285/.316/.447/.763
H. Blalock dh .241/.291/.507/.798
N. Cruz rf .262 /.327/.531/.859
J. Saltalamacchia c .251/.297/.379/.676
C. Davis 1b .209/.266/.435/.701
E. Andrus ss .257/.321/.366/.687

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 26, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

IKE needs to get his shit going, worse than CD.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who'd you expect?

I doubt we see much of Jones at DH while we only have 4 OFs on the active roster.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Such amazing promise,

such agonizing disappointment.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

be good milly

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

You missed a period, chief.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't have to put a period in a title.

Although I should have since I capitalized the first word. I should be imprisoned.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

hehe

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seem hazy to anyone else?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep.

Looks like they just shot off a shitload of fireworks.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

7:07

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unfreakingbelievable.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haven't lived there in 15 years,

but no doubt it’s hotter than Florida. I remember how miserable the summers were in East Texas.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol wtf

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Well thats a freakin great start to the game

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Welp, there goes the fucking no hitter...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice pitch though. Actually inside not over the plate. Gwynn just turned on it.

Oh well lets get the next 27

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Tony Gwynn, Jr.

facepalm

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

And experience his grittiness

firsthand.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zing!

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Win.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jun 26, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, born and raised in Denton, just moved back.....

I just assumed she drove a Camaro if she calls Sanger home…jk

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 26, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's actually not white trash

Houses are just cheap there because of all the, uh, white trash.

What’s it like growing up amongst the debauchery in Denton? That’s where I went to school.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good times.

Builds character.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jun 26, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez.

Makes me want to cry watching him play in another uni.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Ehh

The chances of him being here were very slim. The sad part is we could have traded him as the primary piece to a package for a much better player instead of as an add-on like we did.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea, Eaton never showed to be more than a 4-5 in the rotation-type player

he only touched 200 IP once and had middling stats across the board.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You mean the Adrian Gonzalez trade?

Cause im not too heartbroken over losing Young

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

3 runs

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on team!

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 26, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

26 pitches so far in inning 1

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 26, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

More importantly 10 minutes out in the heat

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

When do they move the start times to 7:30?

I don’t know if that helps a lot, but I guess a little.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think after the ASB

Don’t have a schedule in front of me right now

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK

Pulled up the schedule. No 730 games the rest of the season. Weird

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone wants to kill the Rangers and their fans, I guess.

That first thirty or forty five minutes in certain places are brutal.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But on the plus side they don’t have alot of home games in July and August

21 from the ASB till September

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

so much for the complete game from Milly

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Time to unload

on this scrub. Blast him.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Adrian Gonzales

Also a scout, apparently. Damn that was a bad trade.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Kins going oppo.

Nice to see.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

woooo KINS KONG is back!!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

nice hit kinsler

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Gwynn fail

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 26, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Tom seems to think...

…you can’t get an error on a hard hit ball.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 26, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

double steal coming

by Mike E on Jun 26, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Fly, you fucking Byrd.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

*flaps*

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice play though

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice job, Byrd man.

That’s gotta be a hit.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

That's what she said.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

on MLB network

"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux

by Panorama on Jun 26, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

C'mon Hack.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jun 26, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Word.

Guess we’ll take it.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Hack Blalock

A pitch by pitch account:

Manages to lay off pitch near shoes.
Lays off pitch up and away
Swings at nearly the same pitch
Big swing, sac fly.

I guess I can’t complain too much about that.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

better than nothing

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

we'll take it!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Why?

Hank swinging at a bad pitch is not perfectly pitch, no matter the outcome.

by jf55510 on Jun 26, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

The way this offence has run

I’ll take any runs they can get.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jun 26, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was fucking sucky

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Eff.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks

Thanks Hank and Cruz for shitty AB’s which killed a potentially huge inning.

by jf55510 on Jun 26, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

OK don't take this as kneejerk

But what the hell has happened to Nelson Cruz?

I had fully thought he had turned a corner after the first couple months of the season but right now he is looking more and more like the pre-2008 Nelson Cruz.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

He's so damn streaky.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jun 26, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

true it's been a long unproductive run as of late

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone on the team has sucked for the last month

I’m not going to worry about Nellie in particular just yet.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 26, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats why I said not gonna kneejerk

But with his history any prolonged slumps have to be looked at with a little skepticism

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

rangers kick ass

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 26, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Millys pissed

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Cmon Milly.

Get control of yourself. These suck-asses will get themselves out.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

not bad milly

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

salty

gonna go yard

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 26, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

And Chris is back to hacking at bad pitches

ugh

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh

I was afraid of this. I’m not going to get hyped up about Davis just yet.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 26, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Davis says,

Forget you Jobu.

Good AB.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

davis

don’t need to swing at that

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 26, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

ugly.....

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Jun 26, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm dumb.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Jun 26, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think davis

would swing at my pitches

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 26, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

after those first two swings

pretty good AB

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 26, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah nice job working the walk

But who knows what kind of pitches he gets if he lays off those first two pitches

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Good bunt!

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Jun 26, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Sac fly.

Geh…. meh…. ok.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Terrible AB

Terrible AB by Kinsler. He should be fined 10k every time he swings at the first pitch.

by jf55510 on Jun 26, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

I like that he got a run in and didn't pop up,

or GIDP.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like HR hitting Ian

but i like oppo hitting Ian even better

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 26, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I've never heard anyone say...

…that you shouldn’t hire a former pitcher to be a manager.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 26, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

MURPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOO MURPH!!!!!!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

YOU. HAVE. BEEN.

MURPHINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 26, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

NICE! REC

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is good

a blowout would be huge… no need to use our good bullpen arms

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 26, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Who was the little asian guy in the dugout behind Kins?

We don’t have any asian players on the team do we?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Aki's back

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like this game.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Jun 26, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

almost young

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

we'll still take it!

"You're going to love my nuts"

Vince from slap chop

by BigGuns on Jun 26, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh!!!!

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 26, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know why

I like the girl that makes the scrunchy face while dancing during that Jack in the Box commercial.

by cmkelly29 on Jun 26, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

So, it looks like the offense is back...

How’s Millwood looking so far?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 26, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Super blue stuff....

Pain relief cream with emu oil.

by Redcaps on Jun 26, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Never fear, Willie Eyre is here

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 26, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

boo

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 26, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

nice young

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Young

Nice recovery there!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 26, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

It helped him get his balance

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

slide stops his momentum

and helps him get into a better throwing position quicker

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jun 26, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice Play.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jun 26, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

nice play MY

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jun 26, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone gots a feed?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Hello

Does she come with the jersey

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

More Caitlin, less Knox

Thanks, please.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 26, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Looked fine to me

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about an over 13 jersey day just one day of the year =(

The only giveaway I’ve wanted this year is the hammy boblehead, which is the only bobblehead of the year.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 26, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice AB for Nellie

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 26, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

SALTY!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 26, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Saltz!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice Salty

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

YAYAYAAYAY

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Lay off the shrooms man,

everyone knows it’s 1996.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Salts McGee

Coming through big there. Nice to see all it takes is really shitty pitching to wake up the bats, not just slightly shitty pitching…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 26, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

nice one, josh.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Jun 26, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

i don’t like the new tarp

by Mike E on Jun 26, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

My wife and I were talking about how the grass looks different.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 26, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

They put new sod in I believe before the last homestand

Now its had time to set in. Supposed to be longer than the other stuff

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn, great eye CD

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 26, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

spoke too soon

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jun 26, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prediction

Chris Davis OBP next 7 days: .500

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahaha

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Davis got screwed.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 26, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

how?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I said that before I saw the little graphic

But it looked outside to me when it was thrown.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 26, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

that’s def. 3.. maybe 4

by Mike E on Jun 26, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

TRIPLE!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on Jun 26, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Andrus

He’s not Tiny E anymore. He’s Big E now!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 26, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok, Lewinksi...

:)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

So by Jamey's logic, ..

CD should get hits in his next 2 AB’s?

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on Jun 26, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

That's the way

I read it.

"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers

by DJCahill on Jun 26, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on Jun 26, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

oof

this guy was terrrrrribllllleee

by Clownballoon on Jun 26, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm baking devil's food cupcakes

Appropriate on a night we’re playing the Padres and want the Angels to lose :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 26, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

This must be it.

We want the Angels to lose every night, though.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Black bean soup and e'spicy chipotle baked chicken here.

And some bluberries & pineapple for desert :)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

This feels good.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 26, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

We haven't seen offense like this in quite a while.

I love it.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 26, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, yeah

Strike 3 to Davis was a good pitch…where he screwed up was looking fastball on the 3-1 pitch. You’ve got an open base and a pitch who hasn’t been throwing junk all night…that was poor decision making…

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 26, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

LEAVE CHRIS DAVIS ALONE!

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 26, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats why i think its his pitch recognition more than anything mechanical

If you are looking fastball you should be able to lay off a curve unless you had made up your mind prior to the pitch that you were swinging which is a whole nother can of worms

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler is suddenly walking like he's on a treadmill.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 26, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Interested...

…in why you would pick such a name for yourself….

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

reply fail?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well Take it Easy There

It was last at the time and there was a reply box just underneath it. That will screw with you.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

DaMurph!!!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

bases loaded in every inning so far

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Murph's got a healthy obp split this year.

That was his real problem this year. Perhaps his death was announced too quickly in april, looking like a solid 3.5 OF again.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 26, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

3.5 rounds to 4

You saying Murphy’s a 4th OF?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 26, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

I guess I’m not a saber minded poster.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 26, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh..Young still can’t hit with RISP though

by Mike E on Jun 26, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

The Padres' jerseys are weird

They don’t button all the way down.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 26, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Or maybe they do

They just don’t look like it. They looked like pullovers for a minute.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 26, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Face.

RISP all over the place. You do nothing.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jun 26, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Of course, MY...

Ducks on the pond and all that.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a great pitch

Dropped out perfectly.

kling klang king of the rim ram room

by dustym on Jun 26, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

bases loaded

Loaded with no out in first and we get 1 run
Loaded in 2nd with no out and we get 4 runs
Loaded in 3rd with 1 out and we don’t score

Ugh

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

They should have at least 15 on the board right now.

I guess this is better than nothing.

Trivia answer is Tony Gwynn the Senior?

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kyle Blanks

That’s a big boy.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jun 26, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

There's a whole lot of him

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 26, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Happy Friday!

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on Jun 26, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I haven't looked at a Fangraphs WE graph in a while

They’ve just been too depressing

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 26, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's... it's beautiful

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 26, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, that's like Cialis!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jun 26, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

hank blalock

is the best since dean palmer!!!

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 26, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Remember the year he was having...

…when he’s arm came loose?

There’s no telling how good he would have been.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poor dude.

That was so gross live.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Were you there?

I was watching on TV. You could hear him screaming on TV though. I’ve never seen anything like that.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

TV....shudder.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blalock

Nice to hit a homer when it doesn’t matter.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Pfffft.

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on Jun 26, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm

[selfish fantasy rant]“Awesome, another dinger for my fantasy baseball team!”[/selfish fantasy rant]

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jun 26, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm

[fucking idiot rant]He’s the best player on the team, Dumbass. If Donuts and the dumb black man didn’t jerk him around, he would be hitting .350, you fucking Lewinski Donut sucker.[/fucking idiot rant]

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh, stop crying

and take more cialis, Rotney!

¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!

by inactive lsb user on Jun 26, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ohhh, that so hurt my feelings---when I was 10.

LOL

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's what she said

"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux

by Panorama on Jun 26, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jun 26, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

KNOX HAS TO GO

I hate to complain on this wonderful night bc I know u guys have it covered on that front LOL

Seriously, can Knox ask a relevant question besides are u going to six flags? how about tells about UT D and how spring ball went?

by j-couch on Jun 26, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Have to agree

…with Lewin, begrudgingly. That was actually a very nice, non-disjointed swing he put on that ball.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

So we;re seeing Will Eyre today, right?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 26, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

yup

davis still fuckin sucks

by dustinvandeman on Jun 26, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

if he's getting well

this is the kind of shit pitching he should get healthy against

by Clownballoon on Jun 26, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Yo Rodney

You notice threadbombing is… gone?

Get on base or die, Salty.

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by LSJ on Jun 26, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, nothing.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
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by LSJ on Jun 26, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, damn, you right.

I was just there like two days ago.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

should see Mathis today

by Mike E on Jun 26, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

aaaarrrrgggghhhh.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Jun 26, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

He will lead the league in IP after tonight.

That’s always good for the player vote.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay, MY

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

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by LSJ on Jun 26, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Well I guess there is no earned run yet

since that guy advanced on an error. Double play please

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 26, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

No, he didn't

He held at 2nd on the error. That is an earned run.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 26, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

oh well, 5 ip 2 er and a win won’t hurt his chances if he can get kouz.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jun 26, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great time for Maddux to visit

let Milly catch his breath before facing Gonzalez.

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by inactive lsb user on Jun 26, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

ok

let’s get 1 more out .
and then let’s get milly the W

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jun 26, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

8 run lead, and we have Grilli rather than Mathis warming up.

Seems like the time to get Mathis 4 innings of work. Or Eyre a couple of innings.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 26, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

No kidding

Especially since Grilli seems to be turning into a situational weapon for Wash.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339

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by LSJ on Jun 26, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really, you gonna throw that out there?

He had already planned to pull CJ there, ’cause, you know, Superman is hitting .373 against lefties this season.

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by Rodney on Jun 26, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking.

But maybe Grilli is warming up in case Millwood gets into more trouble and can’t finish the inning.

It’d be foolish for anyone other than Mathis or Eyre to go out with an 8 run lead.

by behindthebag on Jun 26, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it was worst case scenario

If Kouz had gone yard it would have become a 5 run game and I can see using Grilli for an out or an inning.

When they come back from commercial hopefully they show who is warming up. I would imagine Mathis or Eyre has started

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 26, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Seems like the perfect time to give these guys some mop-up innings. Especially with Eyre who could pretty much use this as another rehab outing with the Padres offense out there.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

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by Gdawg on Jun 26, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

My family, who are Cubs fans

asked if we’d like to have Milton Bradley back

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by The Best Micah on Jun 26, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

If they cut him

…the Rangers could hire him as a hitting consultant.

by Black Francis on Jun 26, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

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