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wow
I thought we were already in thread 2
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
The angriest fans of a second-place team in MLB?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
me too
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
You're right.
The reply button hates your guts. Use it anyhow.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Lucky you didn't try to Rick Roll me you bitch!
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
AJM picked a good night to take off
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
TAG and Lewin rationalizing Holland's troubles
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Sounded like it...
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
No, no, that's not it.
You probably just pissed yourself.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Or,
a carrot in your pocket.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
That's what love feels like, son.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Ya know
I don’t think I’ve ever tuned into a Ranger game and had the life sucked out of me like this.
Sorry if I seem irrationally pissy, but that’s pretty much how I feel.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I think we're all there right now.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I know what you mean...
this team doesn’t even look like the same one from last night. I know that happens sometimes but I was really thinking they were breaking out of the collective slump last night.
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, that's what's tweaked my head about this.
Just when I thought we had the slump licked, where gonna finish the weekend out strong and then crush the Angels, we run into another buzz saw.
Guh. I could use a miracle rally about now.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Are we seeing one of those miracle rallies???
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Elvis, hit a 6 run homer here
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Yup same here...
New thread links I prefer to open in the same window
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I gave you cred for breaking the story.
You notice?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yeah, I messed this one up
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 27, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm just happy we got one
With the old thread at 564 comments.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
We finally got a Padres type of hit
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Kinsler sucks.
Why isn’t he swinging harder down 7-1 in the 6th?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Obviously because he has the intelligence of Finnery.Fan
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Well, he is a bit dense, right? Or so they say.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
dense is a nice way of putting it
Stupid is more accurate. Did you see how he ran the bases right now? Clearly not giving it his all.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Doesn't he know that smart ballplayers do a little "cha-cha-cha"
when they cross home after scoring on a double?
For fuck’s sake, how about some fundamental baseball?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
sorry, I'm out of ideas now
but this little talk has been fun :D
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
But we didn't even get to talk about how Kinsler isn't a real star,
because he’s only posted a .799 OPS in June!
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
It's partially Kinsler's fault, cause, you know, he is like dense.
But, if he would stop listening to the worst hitting coach in MLB, he would be better.
But, you know, he’s just like too stupid to know who not to listen to.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 27, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
REC!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 27, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Base hit!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You think Holland was bad? Check out what Bryan Corey did.
4.2IP 13H 11R 11ER
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
Yeah I just saw that.
Nuts.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Looks like one of Chien Ming Wang's lines from earlier this season
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
he took one for the team
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
They're doing this for you
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Good thing Kinsler wasn't in scoring position
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
MY sez, FU I can has hit with RISP!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Kinsler wasn't in scoring position.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
uh
Kinsler was on first…..
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 27, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, in that case,
fuck you both.
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
andruw has a lot of tat's himself
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
ANDRUW!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
ANDRUW!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
My wife calls Jones Theodore bc he looks like a big teddy bear.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Feeling much better about this offense now
We’ll still lose this game, but at least they aren’t just taking it from the Padres.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
That's a RBI hit that it seems like last week would have been caught on the fly
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
i predict a 1st pitch fly out
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I'm glad you were wrong
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, byrd usually grounds to the left side when he's hacking at the first pitch.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
and GO to the SS on when he tries to pull outside FBs
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
aj burnett tonight
7 ip
1 hit
3 bb
10 k
0.57 whip
0 era
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I will agree.
And circle gets the square!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Oh, come on over, I got plenty!
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
kyle blanks
big dude
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
kyle blanks
hit the ball a long way lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Good job TAG
That ball was too high
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Words fail to describe how much I hate Dave Barnett.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Hate. I am using the word "hate," about Dave Barnett.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
i wish holland would do that
just sit out there and talk to the ball btwn pitches
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I think CD hurt himself on that stretch
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
thats strech hurt me
badly
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
fuck Michael Young
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Thirty more games, Gdawg.
The Almighty Cal Ripken, Jr. Hath Spoken.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
then he will go to his former GG level of defense right
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 27, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 27, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
So...Step Brothers Unrated again tonight to get the mojo back?
I’m thinking about it…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
POW!!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you say...Paw?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
it was ok
i wouldnt watch it again
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 27, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I've prolly watched it 5 times already.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
seen anything good recently?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 27, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't we cover this the other day?
I’ve got BASEBALL to watch man, I don’t give a damn about movies. Now, ask me in December, different story…
;)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
heh
i saw transformers 2 today — not a bad flick, as long as you go into it knowing what it is (action, michael bay, explosions, hot girl) lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 27, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
That's all I want from that movie
I’m not going to watch Transformers expecting some epic masterpiece. I want the same thing I wanted from Terminator. Shit blowing up.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Ugh
Michael Bay is to movies as Joe Morgan is to sports broadcasting…
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Jun 27, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
That's 'cause you sat on your
carrot.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I think you try to make sense.
But then you just end up not making sense, you know?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Psst, it's a euphemism.
Go look it up.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Huh? I was just asking if you really had to look up euphemism.
I thought everyone knew what that was.
But then I am an English major, so it isn’t often I see a word I don’t recognize.
Oooh, look at the big brain on Arson55.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Sorry,
I guess that sounded kinda douchebaggy (douchebaggish?).
And yes, I’m aware that I frequently use words that aren’t actually words. It amuses me.
You're fine.
You might want to start looking for an exit if I start writing the words to Ezekiel 25:17, though.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
That's TedFord's bit, you leave it alone.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Little too much cursing involved in that for it to be TedFord's bit
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
The truth is
you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Rodney. I’m tryin’ real hard to be a shepherd.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
See, this just takes us back to where we started.
You one smart motherfucker.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean"
You know it…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Not my favorite Will Ferrell movie
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Has anyone here ever seen
Kung Fu Hustle?
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
there was a sudden burst of movie talk...
it is a great movie, though…the problem is that not that many people have seen it.
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually liked it a lot more than most of his other movies
Wasn’t a fan of Talledaga Nights or Anchorman even though they had some great quotable lines.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
i loved anchorman
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 27, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
has anyone seen
the other movie? wake up ron burgundy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=SnAqQIqgg6Y
funny
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 27, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Neither of those was my favorite either
I love “Old School” though. And “Stranger Than Fiction.”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been meaning to see Stranger than Fiction for a while
I like Will Ferrell a lot more when he isn’t playing the cocky douche for the entire movie.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
That's his one trick
Never have understood his appeal.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
I understand his appeal
The problem is that he makes crappy movies. They’re too long and have way too much crap thrown in
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Speaking of John C Reilly...
anyone see The Promotion? Actually not a bad little obscure flick.
Longtime lurker
haha
now thats a movie i never thought id see mentioned on here
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 27, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn it man, he's a doctor, not a movie critic!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Nothing to do about medicine
I live in Maryland, hence the MD.
Longtime lurker
Postal address Knoxville
Actual location, between Brunswick and Jefferson in SW Frederick County.
I’m about 15 minutes from Harper’s Ferry.
Longtime lurker
I plagarized a line from Star trek.
That is all.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
No problem
As my sig implies, I understand what I’m getting in to.
Longtime lurker
we have the worst mascot ever
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Mascots where over like 20 years ago.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
i just dont see the need for one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 27, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Much like the wave...
yet both still exist at the Ballpark
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Zing
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
so im going back and re-watching weeds
the 1st season of it is damn good.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
heh
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Jun 27, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
In the words of Harry Caray
“Let’s get some runs!!”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
You need to slur more when you type...
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
How do you slur when typing...
…without actually being drunk? Because I’ve drunk typed before…but not with good slurs since college.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Think HH, darlin'.
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Ha ha
He’s just creepy
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
And apparently I attract creepy
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Seriously
There’s an old guy here who, according to a friend, “has an unhealthy obsession with me.” Not that I’m completely unaware. Whenever I’m out, he buys me drinks and is constantly asking how old I am. His son is also quite enamored with me. Neither one is a prize.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Time to move?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Wish I could
I need a new job to do that though.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
ha ha
No
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Josey?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Oh heck no
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn
I was hoping it was so you could just mace him next time
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Josey doesn't creep me out
Or at least he hasn’t, yet.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
That’s only because you’re not “trying to change who he is”.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He hasn't offended me at all
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Where you here the other night when he was trying to inlcude sexual connotations with every comment?
That was creepy.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
which post was that?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
A GDT not too long ago.
Either this week or last week, I think.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Trolling a board will do that
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He gets too many people that entertain his insanity
If people just stopped arguing with him, he’d… well, he’d probably just become even more abrasive with his schtick, but we wouldn’t have to see all the drawn-out arguments.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
I mean, honestly
He just provides alternative views (often wrong, granted) and refuses to conform to the majority’s belief on this blog (like so many people do, here)… Just sayin…
He doesn't refuse to conform
He refuses to listen to logical, well reasoned arguments. His response to laxtonto a little while ago was a perfect example of the type of poster he is. Josey stated his case, laxtonto had a well thought out response, Josey told him that he was a spare and nothing he said was important.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I must have missed that one
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
The one where he called you a dumbass?
I have presence, I’m a big dog!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
wtf is the deal with baseball players
and forearm tats?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
And neck tats
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Kinda tired of hearing that Blalock is from San Diego...
Or that he loved Tony Gwynn.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Another FUCKING CALLED THIRD STRIKE!
Two tonight for Davis. WTF is going on?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Trying to work a walk as people want everyone to do
The problem is thats not going to work out well if you can’t recognize a fastball down the middle.
the preceding post was a great success.
funny link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=SnAqQIqgg6Y
watch it at commercial break
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
from
wake up ron burgundy — has maya rudolph and amy poehler
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 27, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
or watch when Salty or CD are batting
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
funny
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 27, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm giggling incessantly tonight.
Drink more!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
We've struck out 9 times against Kevin Corriea tonight.
Kevin Corriea has a 6.59 career BB/9, a 6.83 this year and a 5.40 last year.
Congradulations on giving another spare a career night, Rangers.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Er, make that K/9.
Not like it matters.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Hit them.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Holland was throwing strikes too.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Yeah I'm listening to that as well.
What a weird night.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
He now holds the Ranger record for most hits surrendured in a game, I think
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Tied.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
OK, I was prepared to write tonight off as a young starter's growing pains,
but that does it. Cut Holland!
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Package Holland and Davis for Takashi Saito and call it a day.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
First pitcher in 56 years or so to give up 13 hits and strike out 8.
I think a couple of those hits should have been errors, though.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Yea
Michael Young letting that ball go right under his glove and Andrus trying to backhand a ball hit right at him. That being said, Holland is going to give up a lot of hits with that straight fastball right over the plate.
Pitching and defense go hand in hand
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
was that Jim Knox?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Going to get a piece of Mujica now.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Mujica sounds like something you'd smoke to forget a game like this.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Fuck you Tony Gwynn, Jr.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
effing hairston
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Good lord!
Hairston loves jumping when he doesn’t need to jump.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
That jump
was not necessary…
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
Sonofabitching Hairston
Who the fuck does he think he is, Ryan Sweeny?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Ryan Sweeney actually robbed Kinsler
Hairston just makes it look like Kinsler’s getting robbed.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
From here on out, Scott Hairston is to be known as Fake Ryan Sweeny.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Why does Hairston keep jumping
He’s playing Jeter defense out there
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Nice.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
You just do that!
And replace it with a picture of a giant twat.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Good sport, old chap.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Kinsler is going to beat that guy up after the game.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
That's gotta hurt.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
HA!!!...the security guard took a beach ball from someone
behind home plate….this ain’t Dodger Stadium.
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
Security guards should be allowed to shoot beachballs.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
that would be awesome
have them use BB guns lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on Jun 27, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Go back to your shanties!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Mathis has looked pretty good since he came in.
Saved the bullpen when we needed him, that’s for sure.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
The anti-Benson
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Be careful, iorange555 has a rogue bunny...not good.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Keeps chewing on the carrot in his pocket.
Getting kind of ugly.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
haha
On another forum I go to, they have a word censor there and word penis is automatically replaced with bunny.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Elvis!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
elvis is so good
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
WOW!!!
Elvis just took Hairston’s place on Sportscenter…
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
Rightfully so
Elvis’ play was actually cool.
Hairston just tried to make his look cool.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
ok guys
im off – team fortress 2 time lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Never heard of that game before you said it.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Who's going for the Angels?
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 27, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
O'Sullivan, Saunders and Weaver.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
hopefully Hunter doesn't lay an egg tomorrow
and the Rangers also have a rested bullpen for the Angels series
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Yay for Doug Mathis!
Maybe Wash won’t be afraid to use him in long-relief situations when we’re winning now.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Mathis was surprisingly solid tonight
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd settle for extra innings
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I'd pee myself.
Though the third single would probably score a run, so it would be a walk-off 3 run homer.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
step one
done
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
CD with the walk-off?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Young can hit.
With nobody on. He’s the best leadoff hitter we have.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
There's Hairston again
Trying to jump around
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He wants to be on SC so bad right now.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Don't give me flashes of hope like that Andruw
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Shhhhhhh
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Byrd does suck...
So there is always a chance.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Fuck you Byrd.
When Hamilton comes back, I hope you never play again.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Man that was one shitty AB by Byrd
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
So how long until we see first again?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
We need to trade Byrd for a reliever, ASAP.
Or whatever we can get that’s useful, for that matter.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Fuck me with a phone pole.
I’m out…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Well, those 50 days were really nice
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
True
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Hello second place
Second mother effin’ place Texas Rangers!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Palmer vs Scherzer.... maaaaaaaaaaybe we will be in first when we play tomorrow. maybe.
the preceding post was a great success.
Time to change the blog tagline
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
It was DMN blog night at the ballpark?
Shit, no wonder we lost.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball."
-Section 339
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 27, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, you know you're watching Rangers baseball...
when the fifth and sixth hitters…including the DH are not able to get on base once between the two of them.
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