OT Billy Mays, Dead
by kevzta on Jun 28, 2009 12:32 PM CDT
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As much as I hate using Fox News, http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html. Billy Mays died today unresponsive. He was an awesome pitchman, with his show Pitchmen. With Products like orange glo, oxyclean, and his own brand of shams. He was the 'infomercial king'. I was going to ask you guys, what your favorite product he endorsed was. Personally, i liked the ESPN 360 commercial. pure hilarity. Discuss amongst yourselves!
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OxyClean
That stuff works. There was some other kind of all purpose cleaner he used to pitch but it eventually came out in stores. I bought it and it worked too. No telling what kind of cancer it will eventually give me. But it cleaned stuff.
The Awesome Auger has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen on TV.
by Black Francis on Jun 28, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Auger works
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 28, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it does
…but for some reason I found his ad for it to be his most annoying. Maybe just because it was one of the more recent ones.
by Black Francis on Jun 28, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
orange clean
was the other one i think. it worked well.
just yesterday i was thinking of buying that new scratch remover he was advertising but i dont want to order infomercial crap i wait til its in stores
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might have been more inclined to purchase Mays' products if he would have just stopped yelling
by oc on Jun 28, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pffffft, no you wouldnt.
then youd change the channel.
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jun 28, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
With me it's the opposite
I hated his yelling so much I always turned the channel as soon as I heard it.
by TRanger on Jun 28, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are you yelling at me?
I’m only 3 feet away.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 28, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy...
he seemed in full health when he was on Conan’s show on Thursday.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 28, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A guy dies....
you dedicate a fanpost to him and your first comment is most certainly politically inspired. You’re pathetic.
by Agreen07 on Jun 28, 2009 12:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAAH
it was the first link i could find. It was a joke, but in no way shape or form am i making light of his life by that. I dedicated a fanshot to him to honor him by asking what people liked of him.
baseBALLIN!
by kevzta on Jun 28, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You criticizing somebody else's diary style
Hysterical.
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Jun 28, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone heard the whereabouts of...
Sham Wow Vince?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 28, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
...And where was he on the night of Mays' death?!?
Get the First 48 on the case.
Man, it’s a bad time to be a celebrity.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jun 28, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Awesome Auger...
is a little less awesome this day.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 28, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they should use this tool
to dig his burial site and bury him with one in his hand. A 21-gun salute with little flags that pop out showing the Kaboom logo would also be a nice touch.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jun 28, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well we do know Vince can batter hookers...
I’m sure he could eliminate competition too.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 28, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know there is probably zero correlation,
but with that dark ass hair and dark ass beard, he looked like the picture of health. Weird.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jun 28, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Which product
did he use to achieve that hair color
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jun 28, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since yesterday he was involved in that plane that had the blowout
…and he admitted stuff fell on his head, he very well may have died from an epidural hematoma.
by TRanger on Jun 28, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
when I heard about him being in that plane crash too and having something hit him on the head, I was thinking it could have been something to do with head trauma whether concussion or something else.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 28, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
moral of the story?
If shit falls on your head get it checked out or if you fall and bang your head like Natasha Richardson.
If indeed what happened to him on the plane is the C.O.D.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not the moral of the story
He died of Heart Disease apparently.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jun 29, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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