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lonestarJon
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sup bitches?
Another out by Crush… now hitting .150 v leftys?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well he didn't strikeout
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually .149 (11 for 74)
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice Title
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 30, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY ELVIS
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay, another baserunner to strand!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
elvis
my fav ranger right now, bar none
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is long
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOO KINSLER
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet another runner in scoring postion and Young is up
His luck has got to change eventually….
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 30, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Elvis on base again vs a lefty!
But Ron won’t let him lead off.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 30, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ELVIS!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SWEET BABY ELVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ive noticed this
on both his throws. does napolia have a slow windup or is it me?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jun 30, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STEAL HOME!!!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woo elvis
helping my fantasy team
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nobody gives a fuck about your fantasy team.
He’s helping mine, too, btw.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i want nkox to go up there lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's prime Knox real estate there...
2 little kids? He’s probably running there right now
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well at least Marlon is up and he CANNOT ground into a DP!!!
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jun 30, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I CALLED IT in my head
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Michael Crabtree.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE BYRDMAN CAN FLY IN ANY WEATHER!
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jun 30, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BYRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ATTABOY BYRD!!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FLAP FLAP FLAP!!!!!! 3-RUN HOMER!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BYRD!
I guess he’s doubling up on the “supplements”.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~
Holy Hell we scored with a runner in scoring position. It was still from the long ball but at least it was with a runner in SP!!
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jun 30, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
byrddddddddddddddd
and no, not hambone who.
gtfo lewin
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tell me he didn't really say that....
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh....
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boast up the trade value baby!!!!!
Maybe Boston will really be interested in him
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jun 30, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ATL!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NYM!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Byrd
doesn’t wanna sit on the bench for Borbon.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm ok with sitting Murphy.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Borbon?!?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
vs LHP yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
vs. LH
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 30, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just to see what the kid can do.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wash said he was gonna play every day
and then immediately scratched him tonight.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all runs tonight and
and last night via the HR
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 30, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY
happy thoughts
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 30, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just like the good ole days...
except this time we got us some pitchin’
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saunders
must have really, really had bad stuff tonight.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
to be honest.....
he has like a 10+ ERA in Arlington……so this is kinda par for the course……your boys kill him here
Godspeed Nick - RIP - 1986-2009
by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 30, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta love chuck morgan
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just in general
its random but hes awesome
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JCash
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cash money chhaaaa ching
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jones with the steal
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scott Garner just forgot who the fuck was coming out of the bullpen.
Man, he is baaaaaaad.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That why he does Frisco games.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 30, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I felt that earthquake all the way in north Fort Worth!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got here...
Marlon Byrd? Da funk?
by cmkelly29 on Jun 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice cruz
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOO NELLIE
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nellie!!!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably the furthest Jones has run in a long time.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A RUN WITHOUT HITTING IT OVER THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who knew it could be done!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hallelujah
A non-HR run.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jun 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta get more runs here
because the Black Hole is lurking.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please keep stacking up the runs...I never really feel safe against the Halos
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jun 30, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jun 30, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, radio time for me folks.
Good to come back to a Ranger lead.
Bring it home boys!
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
by Maximilian on Jun 30, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*clap clap*
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's nice to see the Halos having a Matt Kata night
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just said to myself
cmon Yanks… and immediately thought “what’s wrong with me” they’re playing seattle but even thinking that felt wrong. Both teams should lose the same game
by bstair on Jun 30, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You definitely pull for the Yanks tonight
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 30, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They traded for the impact bat of Eric Hinske today.
So they should be on a roll.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are welcome
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't worry about it...no biggie
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 30, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 walks for us tonight
See what happens when you take a few fucking pitches, Rangers?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not a bad hit murph
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Um...Josh
Marlon’s first HR was a two-run, but his most recent was a three-run. Don’t cheat him out of a RBI.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you got him
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jun 30, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Semantics
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 30, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a good price too I think
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 30, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd have taken him for 1 yr, 5 mil
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sit down, Bobby.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bye Bye Bobby
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no josh "know and hate" not "know and love"
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was talking about the disgusted look Sciosia always has on his face.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feldman has come back nicely after blowing up in the second
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
10 in a row set down
woo feldyman
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh
Quality Start is an irrelevant term that needs to die.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just like game score
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kind of like the game score?
sorry everyone, i couldnt resist
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jun 30, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about game score?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game Score
is much better than Quality Start
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ill care to bet that they both are pretty closely correllated.
not perfectly but i bet they are pretty dang close
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jun 30, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How?
The point of game score if I understand it right is it measures if the starting pitcher gave their team a chance to win.
A quality start is at least 6 innings and 3 runs or less.
How does that not give your team a chance to win. At least with a quality start it takes into consideration whether or not you kill your bullpen whereas game score does not as evidenced by the Lackey game score in his 2 pitch outting
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This seems alot like Scotts start in Arizona
Struggled early but in the end went 6 giving up 3 runs.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty is turning into Marlon Byrd all of a sudden
STOP HACKING!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kerrod
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm just happy to see Davis not striking out.
… Again …
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kris 0 for 3 ..when will it end???
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 30, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
0-5 or so I'd wager.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Davis
just shit in his diaper again.
Not the horrific green nuclear waste shit that we usually see against leftys but nonetheless, he shit his diaper yet again.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis
now down to .203
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
love you elvis
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wooo ELVIS!
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 30, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hahaha 3 for 3?
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 for 4, babies
that counts as 2 right?
by BuckyB on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elvis!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eazy is a bad ass!
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jun 30, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Helluva game!
Anyone notice the AJ hustle on the SB? You think he might have gotten a litlle word from a little bird?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you saying
That the bird is the word?
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
img

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay elvis
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was curious so I looked it up the other day...
The lowest average in a season with at least 400 PAs in Rangers history was Jim Sundberg at .199 in 1975.
Davis is going to give that one a run.
by Texas_Dawg on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And again

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Loose the g-money necklace, please.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it fits the quote on the pic
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like it, yes it does
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 30, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not like that though.
maybe just put a ton of gold around his neck, like the Mr. T.
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh
Elvis IS money
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHUT UP!!
man i love this kid
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Elvis with a giant FUCK YOU to the Angels catcher.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT

Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This should stay.
Good job :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha, thx
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
might as well steal home too ..
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heysoos H Christie!
I’m gonna have nightmares tonight about this kid.
WOW!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on and steal home!
Been on the bandwagon for 35 years... when do we get our parade?
by GMCM in Memphis on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kick Scarborough Green's name out of the record book, steal home!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thought that was going further
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kid isn't ready for The Show
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I always feel so dirty when I root for the Yankees. Ugh.
by Redcaps on Jun 30, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You can do it...take one for the team...
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have a problem with it if they're playing the M's or Angels.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...Toby Harrah..
now THAT’s some greatness
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
where?
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the tv broadcast with Josh and Tom.
by Redcaps on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh wow ..he must be ancient
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
60's maybe..not that old actually
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 30, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on with Josh and TAG
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Over there-------->
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guardado up in the pen
Rather see him up than Holland…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Radio said Holland?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Radio is currently staffed by two bozos.
by Texas_Dawg on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think they wear the red noses too?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 30, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be funny
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
email.
check it in the am.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok
Why not now?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do it then.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
Dave is monotone and doesn’t know what’s going on, and Garner tries to sensationalize everything and doesn’t know what’s going on.
It’s like Abbot and Costello night in the radio booth, only it ain’t funny.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was up earlier
The last thing he needs after that last start is being thrown into a game out of the ’pen midweek again…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gobble gobble gobble
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i beg your pardon..stop flirting with me
by IGobble4Clark on Jun 30, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Introducing "Totally Out Of Left Field Sock Puppet"!
What up?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been away on holiday..
is gooble pitching tonight?
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't he with the White Sox now?
I know we released him.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was probably just a side session.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feldman is out of gas.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
atta boy feldman
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's gotta be it for Feldman
Helluva comeback after that horrible second inning. Hat’s off.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hells ya.
I said this a long time ago, but K Brown starter kit?
Of course, he doesn’t have the raw talent…but similar, IMO.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Josey
Wanna explain how a quality start is such a garbage stat yet game score is so great?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay, AJM should be back with us tomorrow
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what's he doing?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tomorrow is closing arguments in his big case
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What big case is it?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who knows, just the one that's kept him busy for the last couple weeks...
and not posting good updates and new GDTs for us.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gloves don't fit, you must acquit?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have jury duty July 7th.
Carry on.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ft. Worth
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, damn.
I had it a little over a year ago. so very boring.
by Garcia on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What kind of court?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last year I got a DUI case
Who knows this time around
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought
once u got selected for it u dont go back for another 4 years or something
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just looked it was 2 years ago
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scooter
Deserves a standing O putting this game together after that second inning debacle
Been on the bandwagon for 35 years... when do we get our parade?
by GMCM in Memphis on Jun 30, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Michelle Slovak? She can't win..
otherwise those dastardly Czechs will want a piece of the action.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I used to live in Ennis
I wonder if I know her
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like the Germans will decide they need more lebensraum.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woah, is that like German chicks...you know?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhhh.... sure.
But no, not really.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well then, color me disappointed.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll look that up for you, because I'm not sure about the translation.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lebensraum=habitat
Oh, I’m so confused Marge!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jun 30, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Nazi Germany,
Lebensraum spoke to the idea that the German people needed more space to maximally develop the Aryan civilization ~ hence the invasion of its neighbors, etc., etc.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Counting tonight
Feldman has gone at least 6 innings in 10 of his 13 starts. 2 of those that he didn’t was his first two starts when he was getting re-stretched out from the pen.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and the other was the rain shortened outing
by kevinkinsler on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh thats right forgot about that
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
some bazzil eh josh
everoyne likes bazzil lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
young laughs at the bad defense at third
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He knows what it looks like, that's for sure.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait to get that cookbook
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
RICK RENNER....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMN YOU EMILY JONES FOR GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I wonder how he'd look with a mohawk?
by Redcaps on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Emily
I miss you.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hank's all star game homerun
just brings me back to how highly i thought of him at that time. sigh.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah that was a good one
I hated that he wasn’t MVP
by Mike E on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, that's one of the craziest bounces I've ever seen
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Angels playing some clown baseball of their own tonight
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thompson? Is that Justin Thompson?
Could Rusty Greer be on the horizon?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Justin throwing off of flat ground yet?
by Redcaps on Jun 30, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No he is still in the pool
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still want to know where Erik Thompson disappeared to damnit!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the cornfield?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you build it he will get injured
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 30, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He
and Colby Lewis disappeared on a fishing trip
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jun 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Colby Lewis
WOW! I remember when that guy was supposed to be the absolute shit!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jun 30, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Instead he turned out to be shit
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think hes doing pretty good in the NPB
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There have been a lot
of THE shit that just turned out to be shit
Been on the bandwagon for 35 years... when do we get our parade?
by GMCM in Memphis on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He tried a comeback
in Cleavland I think. Or was it with the Brewers
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The home plate ump calls it yet again
although i think he at least went that time
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jones still sucks.
Come on Nellie.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There's the Andruw
we all know and…
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Take a shit on?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
made a voodoo doll of to stab in the nuts?
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jun 30, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay Eddie
Pleeeeeese don’t suck.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pizza Hut pepperoni rolls are pretty damn good...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo Kinz
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
be interesting to hear after the game
what adjustments Feldman made and what role Maddux had.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kins with the range
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
meh
tuesday, 100 degrees, team sucking for a month, what are you going to get? maybe it should be 25 or so but you can’t expect much more than that.
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by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Braves drew 32K tonight, fwiw.
16K and 20K in the first two games of a big series is just horrible.
by Texas_Dawg on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On a tuesday night when its been weird weather all day right before a major holiday?
Id say about normal. Maybe 5K less than expected
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You get a hat, shirt, and a restraining order against Jim Knox
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So the right handed Pimental
in Arizona is nothing to get excited about right?
by bstair on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is his first name Guillermo?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a seat Bobby.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So do we use Frankie or CJ in the 9th tonight?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CJ has looked at his absolute peak lately and frankie has looked a little off.... so CJ still.
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by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We bring in Neftali Perez in the 9th
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i vote this
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder if hes going to come in for the 9th in oklahoma..
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by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard he throws with both
his left and right arm at the same time. 100+ heat from the right arm and a devestating off speed selection from the left.
by bstair on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im post it anyway
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fail

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell Yes!!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is an appropriate time
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gracias
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-run HR for A-Roid.
Yankees 5-3, B7th.
by Texas_Dawg on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MURPHY POWER
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murph in the house!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murphy!!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tis a murph bomb
murph and byrd hitting HRs, what now!?
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by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't we save some of this?
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
