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Lester's in the zone.
I hate when an opposing pitcher looks this good against the Rangers.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's the hit
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And by that
I mean, I think AJ hit himself in the leg on that swing.
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on AJ
just pop one towards the monster..
great, 0-2, here comes the 6th k or whatever
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ooh, 7, wonderful
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel unclean...
watching this filth from Lester.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's nasty
hope Holland is taking notes
by texasraider on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lester
has might throw a no hitter tonight looking stuff right now.
by selppuc on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Perfecta.
Take the shame and embaressment of getting no-no’d twice within the span of a few years Rangers.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 6, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So, Holland's line looks pretty good tonight
And the offenses line looks even worse than usual. Don’t tell me we’re gonna give Jon Lester his second no-no.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We're not "giving" him anything.
Dude is TAKING a no-no at this point.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still
I’d rather it be 1-0 with both pitchers looking good than 5-4 with both looking bad.
The problem is Dutch is still at least somewhat hittable and lester.. how do you induce a blister?
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
drizzle...
Yes, the TCU/Texas game is on ESPNU now.
Got that and the Rangers games up on my PIP.
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AROD for Lester and Manny?
Remember that?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 6, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well, Lester looks better right now than i've seen any pitcher look this year, probably
looks better than the Grienke game
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 6, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oswalt getting rocked
8 hits and 6 runs thru 3.
"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16
by tricer on Jun 6, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At this point, the Stro's might not even be able to get Vicente Padilla for him.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he got a lot better after the all star break last year
i’m still interested.
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
depends on the cost
he doesn’t exactly look like an ace, and he would come to the AL.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Jun 6, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youk does that thing with the bat,
because that motion is deeply ingrained in his subconscious.
His adopted Daddy was “not-so-nice-to-be-around”.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Argh hammy not any better ><
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought
players on the DL didn’t travel with the team, but maybe I just don’t know what I’m talking about.
by knuckleball03 on Jun 6, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kind of expected, no?
When you get a 2nd opinion, it almost always means you didn’t like the 1st.
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, expected
but i was still rooting for miraculous improvement, word of the second opinion came down a few days ago.
oh well.
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still sucks, I agree.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They aren't booing
They are saying “Youk.”
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 6, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought they where saying "Yuk" because they'd been served bad chowdah or something.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
50 Push-ups...
and no I don’t mean Push-Up Pops
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You broke the chain, foo.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youk...
Youk’s beard is made from a messy fudgesicle.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youk...
Youk’s beard is made from clingons…
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youk
tried to dig a whole to China.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youk...
Got his beard from a Klingon.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally not even the same thing.
You should google.
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walking the 2009 David Ortiz? BOOOO.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dutch seems like he's got his game on tonight though.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, this is turning into a very encouraging outing
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jun 6, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaaand, back to the no-hit bid
(jinx)
by knuckleball03 on Jun 6, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Time to stop this nonsense, offense!
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jun 6, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the problem this inning
is that i have no hope at all for davis/salty against lester throwing like this.. so you’ve got to get it done in 3 batters.. ill hope for cruz off the monster and a byrd single.
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all right, bitches
I just got home – it’s time to break up this NO HITTER Lester has going!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
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"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 6, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"He chose the best ingredients for Coca-cola"...yeah, cocaine
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by TedFord on Jun 6, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That stuff is definitely the best!
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why should we care, John?
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by TedFord on Jun 6, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well obviously im still hoping to win and its only a 1 run game
but still as long as dutch keeps it up thats a huge silver lining.
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice Cruz took a pitch oh wait
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jun 6, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrd sucks at pitch regonition.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Should be 3-1
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if anyone ever...
…approaches Tom and says, “Hey, I know you from somewhere.”
And he says he was a baseball player and g.m. and does baseball games, and the person says, “No, that’s not it, I’m not a baseball fan…wait, I know, you’re the guy from the Ramones video!”
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 6, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Should be 3-1 now.
Piss poor plate discipline.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lester...
is throwing filthy strikes.
There isn’t much the hitters could do with this right now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could go all Ritchie Sexson and charge the mound on a high pitch
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would help if they could keep from swinging at balls on their shoe-tops.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When the pitcher...
pumps two consecutive 97 MPH fastballs into the zone to start the at-bat 0-2, there’s not a lot you can do with when he comes with one or two breaking pitches.
With this stuff Lester has right now, he would be doing this to any team.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody bunt!:)
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sigh ...
a swing at another bad pitch. Way to go, Byrd.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave is amazed that Jon Lester has a 4 and 5 record
Says “this is not a 4-5 pitcher”.
Somebody should tell him that’s becuase wins and losses don’t really mean shit for starters.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Means slightly more for starters than it does for relievers
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which still isn't much
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could have just as easily said this is not a +5 era pitcher or whatever
Being better than hes done so far is really the point.
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man...
This is looking like a perfect game.
by Texas_Dawg on Jun 6, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't look as crisp this inning.
We’re helping him out by swinging at some really bad pitches though to help him out.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
Yet another swing at yet another bad pitch.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes...
Lester is throwing so many bad pitches.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad as in out of the strike zone. Given how badly the Rangers are hacking, from Lester’s perspective he’s throwing great pitches.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude, it was a great pitch
you have to give the pitcher credit, he’s unreal
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jun 6, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have been. I just pointed out that the Rangers helped him out quite a bit in the 5th.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is gonna be ugly
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lester
Why couldn’t he do this next week? I just traded for him in one of my leagues, but he won’t be active for me until Monday…
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody go OMFT on Lester.
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone should throw an ice cream cone at him?
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh, no
bunt with a no-no going.
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where was that
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Rocco Baldelli might be one of the best baseball player names of all time.
Discuss.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it IS the best baseball player name of all time
by jolujogat on Jun 6, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer Bailey.
Whatever happened to him? I kinda stopped keeping tabs on him after the offseason.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rocky Colavito would beg to differ
by texasbuckeye on Jun 6, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh?
It’s Rocky, Cola, and Vito (Corleone). It’s thrice the awesome.
by JBP on Jun 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fart in your general direction.
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Duran Duran
was neither Duran nor Duran….discuss
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We had a kid at a school where I taught named "Judas"
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by TedFord on Jun 6, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that is scary...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never forget the great Providence product
God Shammgod
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO FUCK you UMP!
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just wondering...
…why that wasn’t being called a balk.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sigh
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holland has GOT to fix that.
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by lisa w on Jun 6, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck man.
These asshole umps are going to call balks on Holland all year, aren’t they.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If he keeps balking like that?
Yeah.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 6, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he needs to make a slight adjustment
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by TedFord on Jun 6, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how the fuck
can the home plate ump call that shit
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by studcrackers on Jun 6, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Because it's that obvious.
His pick-off move right now is a balk.
by Texas_Dawg on Jun 6, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he stupid?
Its obviously a balk, stop doing it. The occasional caught runner is not worth constant balks
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup...
I’d rather him just hold runners but not pick anyone off rather than constantly balking. Are you telling me there’s no way he can come up with that’s semi workable without it being on the verge of a balk every time?
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gah
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sonuvabitch
God I hope Lester shows a little daylight…
by JBP on Jun 6, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd be more upset about this...
…if it weren’t apparent we aren’t going to score today, thus making that run irrelevant.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 6, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Going from 1 run to 2 seems pretty damn significant to me, if that’s the case.
by tyd3311 on Jun 6, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well we've got to get a runner to even catch up the one run...
the way this is going, that seems kind of unlikely.
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That should be more than enough for Lester tonight.
Oh well, let’s get them tomorrow and get home at 3-3.
by Texas_Dawg on Jun 6, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's if Padilla doesn't start a brawl tomorrow
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pedroia just said
that’s a great move … woah
by texasraider on Jun 6, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Dutch
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tigers/Angels had settled into a pitchers' duel...Detroit up 2-1
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by TedFord on Jun 6, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitchers?
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bad news for us if escobar is actually pitching well
with how santana looked yesterday
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is Holland done after this inning?
(or during)
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on Jun 6, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait
Why are they booing?
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what I want to know.
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THEY ARE NOT BOOING...
don’t worry. They’re not booing. It’s okay.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But...
they are not booing. I assure you.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would they boo that handsome hunk-o-man?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well it sounds like they're booing
but I guess I’ll believe youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
by texasraider on Jun 6, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they are mooing
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
by Panorama on Jun 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter. It's moo.
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's done... get him out Wash
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Harrison with a rough start
3 hits and a walk in the first inning.
"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16
by tricer on Jun 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
See Youk with the bat?
Yeah, I told you about that earlier…
{shudders}
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are they stewing?
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i really didn't want another 5 ip 5 runs start
come on..
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There we go! nice
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice change
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great pitch
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by studcrackers on Jun 6, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HA!
Siddown Youk.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now I think they might be booing
after that K
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Youk!
You struck out…oh, and you’re ugly.
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That pitch 1 slider is becoming pretty predictable.
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a change
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, off speed anyway
2 sliders, 3 changeups and a fastball for the first pitch this inning.
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, this should be Derek's last inning
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jun 6, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jennings next inning?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 6, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe this long inning has caused Lester to lose it.
by Texas_Dawg on Jun 6, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh, nice
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And bite the wedge.
Never, EVER forget that.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone tweet somebody and find out what the deal is with those necklaces the pitchers wear
are they dipped in Nolan’s blood or something?
by texasraider on Jun 6, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
x
the Boston announcers just discussed it. somehow it gives the pitchers more energy. didn’t really pay attention to any other details.
by alon91 on Jun 6, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's some titanium crap.
I think CJ was one of the first to make them popular.
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just tweeted your mom...
she didn’t know
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
'Cause she didn't
feel a thing!
Boom-schicksss…
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are junk
they are cheap necklaces that are supposed to re-align whatever in your blood with magnets.
anyone who actually believes they do anything is insane. im pretty sure most of the player sjust think they look cool.
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why doesnt he try
and throw it outside?
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by studcrackers on Jun 6, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's moo
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, sir. That would be lovely.
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm gonna take this back...how do I delete?
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Put him away!
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sigh
and now another bad looking boxscore for dutch
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's too bad...makes this start look less than ordinary...not true
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jun 6, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Seems pretty ordinary for Holland lately.
Lots of runs, not going too long, etc.
by Texas_Dawg on Jun 6, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was fine until that balk
Then he started missing the zone and basically racked up his own pitch counts by falling behind.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not too terribly crushed
Being easily rattled is usually the most obvious problem for a rook. It’s his third major league start and he’s in Fenway. Hopefully he’ll learn from this.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
For a guy with swing and miss stuff, he sure has trouble putting guys away sometimes.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Horrid pitch
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Benson??? Put in Mathis.
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ron figures if the offense is going to be embarrassed, the pitching might as well be too.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Benson = We give up
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Jun 6, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To bang Anna Benson...
she was getting tired of the 24 on the roster at that time. Him and Boggs are new blog.
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would've thought they'd call up somebody with a big bat for that job...
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why does anybody for the bullpen get called up?
they don’t pitch
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by NothinG on Jun 6, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welp, see ya' later!
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jun 6, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Big Gulps, huh?
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2.5 games loses the comfort level.
come ooooooon detroit, hang on.
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty
Sub-700 OPS right now.
This is irksome.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 6, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If he had failed to develop defensively things would be looking pretty grim for his mlb career.
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and so much for the "everyday playing time cures all" mentality he and so many like to use
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha, you think you're irked?
I’ve been preaching about his bat for two years now.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Starting to look like Catcher stagnation.
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bunt elvis
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I say we bunt with every batter the rest of the game...
until we get a base runner
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would not be appreciated in New England
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jun 6, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck New England
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the East Coast
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I care very little about what new england thinks.
should have done it
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me
Or is Salty getting less patient? Not that this is a night to expect him to drag his OBP back above .300, but sheesh…
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mebbe he's tired...played winter ball, ya know
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jun 6, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So did Nelson Cruz.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i saw yesterday
he’s K’ed 28 of his last 50 ab’s
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by studcrackers on Jun 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta be getting frustrating...
Really needs to maintain the approach though…
by N41D on Jun 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean he needs to go back to last years approach
Cause this one ain’t working.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is going to happen :(
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A loss is a loss.
Win tomorrow and get home at 3-3 and that’s as good one could have reasonably asked for.
by Texas_Dawg on Jun 6, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone know which team has benn no-hit the most?
Which team has been on the recieving end of the most no hitters?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
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by RangerMad on Jun 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Phillies
Phillies-17
Braves-16
Dodgers-16
Giants-15
A’s-14
White Sox-14
.
.
.
Rangers-4
by texasraider on Jun 6, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh, I'm stuck at the station.
And this box score is all I have to look at.
Depressing to say the least.
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by Maximilian on Jun 6, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a sad homerun
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
very sad
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL Benson
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kris Benson
slump buster
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by RangerMad on Jun 6, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the fuck does Kris Benson have a roster spot again?
Oh yeah, he looked decent in spring training. WHEEEE!
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and that's a real
kick to the balls
it’s one thing to have a perfecto against us, but now we had to give up a fucking homerun to a guy running on fumes
fuck me
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by studcrackers on Jun 6, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Benson
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by boomer1 on Jun 6, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't care what kind of slump you are in
taking a curtain call for a 330 foot solo HR in a 4-0 game?
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, that was kinda douche-y
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by WhipSmart on Jun 6, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont have a problem with it
hes been really awful and the fans there love him.
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by rentz on Jun 6, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
taking a curtain call for a 330 300 foot solo HR in a 4-0 game?
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know you suck with the 2009 ortiz hits a homer off you
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by rentz on Jun 6, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That homerun...
Is more pathetic than the game winner off CJ the other night…
by N41D on Jun 6, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN's collective head just exploded
Perfect Game + Big Papi hitting a HR? Sigh. I can’t turn on the TV til tomorrow afternoon.
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by Maximilian on Jun 6, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Detroit better hold on to beat the Angels
they are up 2 – 1 in the top of the 6th.
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by NothinG on Jun 6, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3 things to say:
1.) Why exactly is Kris Benson still on this team?
2.) That was the cheapest shit HR I’ve ever seen.
3.) JINX JINX JINX
by cmkelly29 on Jun 6, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
x
can we get a dink single ASAP so I can turn this off and get on with my day?
by alon91 on Jun 6, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can Lester get this done
Under 100 pitches?
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by boomer1 on Jun 6, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Could be the second perfect game of the decade...
Last one was Randy Johnson in May 2004 against Atlanta.
Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.
by Joker'z on Jun 6, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there a perfect game going on?
Jinx Mofo!!!!!!!!
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jun 6, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dfa dfa dfa dfa dfa
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no shit
why is he on this team? I would much rather have Moscoso or Mathis eating up trash innings. That is all Benson does. He comes in trash time and turns a decent game into a blowout.
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by NothinG on Jun 6, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's throw a dart at a list of pitchers in the minors
and replace Benson with whomever it hits
by texasraider on Jun 6, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe this outing will be followed by his release tomorrow
just getting a few extra miles out of him before sending him to the junk yard for crushing
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by rentz on Jun 6, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We've been hoping for that for weeks now.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everytime Benson is in,I feel like Wash throws in the towel.
by Too Legit To quit on Jun 6, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's exactly right
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Jun 6, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When does Harry come off the DL?
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by RangerMad on Jun 6, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me?
Or does Marlon hardly ever get set to catch and throw properly? He almost never has his momentum going forward in those situations.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Some people here wanted Benson over Feldman at the beginning of the year.
lol
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by Maximilian on Jun 6, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IIRC, that's couse the 'pen sucked balls and we thought Feldman might be a 7th/8th inning guy
That wasn’t the case however.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh most definitely
Hindsight isn’t only 20/20, but in many cases, quite hilarious.
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by Maximilian on Jun 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
Guess Boston hates Benson too…
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm done
night all…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on Jun 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't give up.
Don’t ever give up.
- Jimmy V
by Rohn Warshington on Jun 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yawn.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ian...............
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god get him off the team. And thanks kins.
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now its little league time
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by rentz on Jun 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sigh ...
Why not? Might as well turn it into a complete train wreck and get it out of their system.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
error goes to boggs?
that was on ian
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by rentz on Jun 6, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
at this point I'm rooting for a homer
more ammo force JD’s hand in DFA’ing this cocksucker
by texasraider on Jun 6, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's a potentially fun exercise...Name things Benson is actually better than?
I’ll start off…
Taking a groin shot after falling off a bull in a rodeo and subsequently having to have it amputated.
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
should have been E4
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Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jun 6, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice jump
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd almost rather see it at this point...
At least then, I wouldn’t have completely wasted three hours of a Saturday night watching hopelessly…
by N41D on Jun 6, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kris Benson would probably be more effective if he pitched like this:
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally
Out 3.
Thought it would never come.
Benson > Mendoza still, barely
by Mark from OC on Jun 6, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have Mendoza than Benson, myself.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here we go again? Lester flirting with history
MLB.com homepage headline.
JINX
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Captain Optimism here...
Im calling that this is Benson’s last game in a ranger uniform. Which if you ask me, would be great for this team. He could no longer hinder this team going forward.
by downsetgo on Jun 6, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Best Rangers game I ever went to...
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yay!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jun 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Kinslerhomer on Jun 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yay
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WOOHOO!!!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
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"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jun 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jun 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FOTF:
“Stick that perfect game up your ass, Lester.”
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on Jun 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now if only it wern't 8-0..
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by DSheppard on Jun 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Benson kind of ruined those hopes.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You too can blaze your own trails with a call to a mobility specialist...
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Lester.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yay
now let’s strike out ten more times
by texasraider on Jun 6, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so since the game was out of hand
was it bad that i kinda wanted to see it happen?
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by studcrackers on Jun 6, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eh... i kinda was too
just because the game is pretty well sealed already
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by rentz on Jun 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh ... Josh ...
if they walked somebody, it wasn’t a perfect game.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I got a feeling
everyone’s gonna be liking Padz again after tomorrow.
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by scoop16 on Jun 6, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is he planning to bean himself?
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by rangers85 on Jun 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here.
At least I hope so. I’ll be at the game.
by Texas_Dawg on Jun 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I hated about bringing in Benson
If it’s 4-0 or so, there’s still time to rally, once the first hit comes through. Not once he’s in though.
Did Dutch get hit around that inning?
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by Maximilian on Jun 6, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Benson came in...
…because Washington knew there was no way the Rangers were scoring 5 runs tonight.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh
the Rangers are a streaky bunch of hitters.
I’ve seen many a game where we’re down, mop up comes in and allows runs that seemingly don’t matter, but the hitters wake up in the 8th or 9th, only to fall a run or 2 short.
That drives me almost as mad as walking the bottom of the order.
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by Maximilian on Jun 6, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know
If I were the Ranger braintrust, I’d want Benson out of here, just so people wouldn’t be reminded every time they see him that the Powers That Be felt the team would be better off with him in the rotation than Scott Feldman.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 6, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Harrison from the DL
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by FirebatM3 on Jun 6, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Detroit still up 2-1
Bottom of the 7th
Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.
by Joker'z on Jun 6, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame JD he ruined him
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by rentz on Jun 6, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1 (lol)
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hes gone
no reason to have an ERA that high in June.
by texasbuckeye on Jun 6, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marlon has been clueless at the plate tonight.
He’s been hacking at stuff well out of the zone.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And then he watches the best pitch of the at-bat for the K.
by Athos on Jun 6, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Typical Byrd.
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by lonestarJon on Jun 6, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd seriously consider calling Neftali up tomorrow
to replace dipshit
by texasraider on Jun 6, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heart says yes, head sez no
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jun 6, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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