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Lester's in the zone.
I hate when an opposing pitcher looks this good against the Rangers.
Here's the hit
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
And by that
I mean, I think AJ hit himself in the leg on that swing.
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on AJ
just pop one towards the monster..
great, 0-2, here comes the 6th k or whatever
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I feel unclean...
watching this filth from Lester.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions
lester
has might throw a no hitter tonight looking stuff right now.
The Perfecta.
Take the shame and embaressment of getting no-no’d twice within the span of a few years Rangers.
So, Holland's line looks pretty good tonight
And the offenses line looks even worse than usual. Don’t tell me we’re gonna give Jon Lester his second no-no.
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We're not "giving" him anything.
Dude is TAKING a no-no at this point.
Still
I’d rather it be 1-0 with both pitchers looking good than 5-4 with both looking bad.
The problem is Dutch is still at least somewhat hittable and lester.. how do you induce a blister?
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drizzle...
Yes, the TCU/Texas game is on ESPNU now.
Got that and the Rangers games up on my PIP.
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AROD for Lester and Manny?
Remember that?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
well, Lester looks better right now than i've seen any pitcher look this year, probably
looks better than the Grienke game
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Oswalt getting rocked
8 hits and 6 runs thru 3.
"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16
At this point, the Stro's might not even be able to get Vicente Padilla for him.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
he got a lot better after the all star break last year
i’m still interested.
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depends on the cost
he doesn’t exactly look like an ace, and he would come to the AL.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Youk does that thing with the bat,
because that motion is deeply ingrained in his subconscious.
His adopted Daddy was “not-so-nice-to-be-around”.
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I thought
players on the DL didn’t travel with the team, but maybe I just don’t know what I’m talking about.
by knuckleball03 on Jun 6, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Kind of expected, no?
When you get a 2nd opinion, it almost always means you didn’t like the 1st.
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yeah, expected
but i was still rooting for miraculous improvement, word of the second opinion came down a few days ago.
oh well.
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Still sucks, I agree.
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I thought they where saying "Yuk" because they'd been served bad chowdah or something.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
50 Push-ups...
and no I don’t mean Push-Up Pops
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You broke the chain, foo.
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Youk...
Youk’s beard is made from a messy fudgesicle.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Youk...
Youk’s beard is made from clingons…
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Youk
tried to dig a whole to China.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Youk...
Got his beard from a Klingon.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Totally not even the same thing.
You should google.
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Dutch seems like he's got his game on tonight though.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
the problem this inning
is that i have no hope at all for davis/salty against lester throwing like this.. so you’ve got to get it done in 3 batters.. ill hope for cruz off the monster and a byrd single.
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all right, bitches
I just got home – it’s time to break up this NO HITTER Lester has going!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
That stuff is definitely the best!
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
well obviously im still hoping to win and its only a 1 run game
but still as long as dutch keeps it up thats a huge silver lining.
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Should be 3-1
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
I wonder if anyone ever...
…approaches Tom and says, “Hey, I know you from somewhere.”
And he says he was a baseball player and g.m. and does baseball games, and the person says, “No, that’s not it, I’m not a baseball fan…wait, I know, you’re the guy from the Ramones video!”
Lester...
is throwing filthy strikes.
There isn’t much the hitters could do with this right now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
We could go all Ritchie Sexson and charge the mound on a high pitch
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
When the pitcher...
pumps two consecutive 97 MPH fastballs into the zone to start the at-bat 0-2, there’s not a lot you can do with when he comes with one or two breaking pitches.
With this stuff Lester has right now, he would be doing this to any team.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh ...
a swing at another bad pitch. Way to go, Byrd.
Dave is amazed that Jon Lester has a 4 and 5 record
Says “this is not a 4-5 pitcher”.
Somebody should tell him that’s becuase wins and losses don’t really mean shit for starters.
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Means slightly more for starters than it does for relievers
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Which still isn't much
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
He could have just as easily said this is not a +5 era pitcher or whatever
Being better than hes done so far is really the point.
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He doesn't look as crisp this inning.
We’re helping him out by swinging at some really bad pitches though to help him out.
Nope.
Yet another swing at yet another bad pitch.
Yes...
Lester is throwing so many bad pitches.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
dude, it was a great pitch
you have to give the pitcher credit, he’s unreal
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
this is gonna be ugly
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Lester
Why couldn’t he do this next week? I just traded for him in one of my leagues, but he won’t be active for me until Monday…
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Someone should throw an ice cream cone at him?
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I think Rocco Baldelli might be one of the best baseball player names of all time.
Discuss.
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Homer Bailey.
Whatever happened to him? I kinda stopped keeping tabs on him after the offseason.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh?
It’s Rocky, Cola, and Vito (Corleone). It’s thrice the awesome.
by JBP on Jun 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I fart in your general direction.
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Duran Duran
was neither Duran nor Duran….discuss
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Now that is scary...
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Never forget the great Providence product
God Shammgod
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Holland has GOT to fix that.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Fuck man.
These asshole umps are going to call balks on Holland all year, aren’t they.
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how the fuck
can the home plate ump call that shit
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Is he stupid?
Its obviously a balk, stop doing it. The occasional caught runner is not worth constant balks
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Yup...
I’d rather him just hold runners but not pick anyone off rather than constantly balking. Are you telling me there’s no way he can come up with that’s semi workable without it being on the verge of a balk every time?
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I'd be more upset about this...
…if it weren’t apparent we aren’t going to score today, thus making that run irrelevant.
Well we've got to get a runner to even catch up the one run...
the way this is going, that seems kind of unlikely.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That should be more than enough for Lester tonight.
Oh well, let’s get them tomorrow and get home at 3-3.
That's if Padilla doesn't start a brawl tomorrow
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Pitchers?
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
bad news for us if escobar is actually pitching well
with how santana looked yesterday
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!!

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Wait
Why are they booing?
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
That's what I want to know.
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lol
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
THEY ARE NOT BOOING...
don’t worry. They’re not booing. It’s okay.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
But...
they are not booing. I assure you.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Why would they boo that handsome hunk-o-man?
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It's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter. It's moo.
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Harrison with a rough start
3 hits and a walk in the first inning.
"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16
See Youk with the bat?
Yeah, I told you about that earlier…
{shudders}
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Are they stewing?
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Nice change
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great pitch
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Now I think they might be booing
after that K
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Hey Youk!
You struck out…oh, and you’re ugly.
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
well, off speed anyway
2 sliders, 3 changeups and a fastball for the first pitch this inning.
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Jennings next inning?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
And bite the wedge.
Never, EVER forget that.
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someone tweet somebody and find out what the deal is with those necklaces the pitchers wear
are they dipped in Nolan’s blood or something?
x
the Boston announcers just discussed it. somehow it gives the pitchers more energy. didn’t really pay attention to any other details.
It's some titanium crap.
I think CJ was one of the first to make them popular.
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I just tweeted your mom...
she didn’t know
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
'Cause she didn't
feel a thing!
Boom-schicksss…
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they are junk
they are cheap necklaces that are supposed to re-align whatever in your blood with magnets.
anyone who actually believes they do anything is insane. im pretty sure most of the player sjust think they look cool.
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why doesnt he try
and throw it outside?
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It's moo
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
Yes, sir. That would be lovely.
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm gonna take this back...how do I delete?
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
He was fine until that balk
Then he started missing the zone and basically racked up his own pitch counts by falling behind.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not too terribly crushed
Being easily rattled is usually the most obvious problem for a rook. It’s his third major league start and he’s in Fenway. Hopefully he’ll learn from this.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck.
For a guy with swing and miss stuff, he sure has trouble putting guys away sometimes.
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Ron figures if the offense is going to be embarrassed, the pitching might as well be too.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
To bang Anna Benson...
she was getting tired of the 24 on the roster at that time. Him and Boggs are new blog.
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I would've thought they'd call up somebody with a big bat for that job...
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
why does anybody for the bullpen get called up?
they don’t pitch
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Welp, see ya' later!
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Big Gulps, huh?
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
2.5 games loses the comfort level.
come ooooooon detroit, hang on.
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If he had failed to develop defensively things would be looking pretty grim for his mlb career.
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and so much for the "everyday playing time cures all" mentality he and so many like to use
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Ha, you think you're irked?
I’ve been preaching about his bat for two years now.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I say we bunt with every batter the rest of the game...
until we get a base runner
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Fuck the East Coast
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I care very little about what new england thinks.
should have done it
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Is it just me
Or is Salty getting less patient? Not that this is a night to expect him to drag his OBP back above .300, but sheesh…
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So did Nelson Cruz.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
i think i saw yesterday
he’s K’ed 28 of his last 50 ab’s
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Gotta be getting frustrating...
Really needs to maintain the approach though…
You mean he needs to go back to last years approach
Cause this one ain’t working.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
This is going to happen :(
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
A loss is a loss.
Win tomorrow and get home at 3-3 and that’s as good one could have reasonably asked for.
anyone know which team has benn no-hit the most?
Which team has been on the recieving end of the most no hitters?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Sigh, I'm stuck at the station.
And this box score is all I have to look at.
Depressing to say the least.
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Kris Benson
slump buster
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Why the fuck does Kris Benson have a roster spot again?
Oh yeah, he looked decent in spring training. WHEEEE!
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and that's a real
kick to the balls
it’s one thing to have a perfecto against us, but now we had to give up a fucking homerun to a guy running on fumes
fuck me
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I don't care what kind of slump you are in
taking a curtain call for a 330 foot solo HR in a 4-0 game?
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yeah, that was kinda douche-y
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i dont have a problem with it
hes been really awful and the fans there love him.
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you know you suck with the 2009 ortiz hits a homer off you
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
That homerun...
Is more pathetic than the game winner off CJ the other night…
ESPN's collective head just exploded
Perfect Game + Big Papi hitting a HR? Sigh. I can’t turn on the TV til tomorrow afternoon.
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Detroit better hold on to beat the Angels
they are up 2 – 1 in the top of the 6th.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
3 things to say:
1.) Why exactly is Kris Benson still on this team?
2.) That was the cheapest shit HR I’ve ever seen.
3.) JINX JINX JINX
Can Lester get this done
Under 100 pitches?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Could be the second perfect game of the decade...
Last one was Randy Johnson in May 2004 against Atlanta.
Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.
Is there a perfect game going on?
Jinx Mofo!!!!!!!!
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
no shit
why is he on this team? I would much rather have Moscoso or Mathis eating up trash innings. That is all Benson does. He comes in trash time and turns a decent game into a blowout.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
maybe this outing will be followed by his release tomorrow
just getting a few extra miles out of him before sending him to the junk yard for crushing
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
We've been hoping for that for weeks now.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
When does Harry come off the DL?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Is it just me?
Or does Marlon hardly ever get set to catch and throw properly? He almost never has his momentum going forward in those situations.
Some people here wanted Benson over Feldman at the beginning of the year.
lol
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IIRC, that's couse the 'pen sucked balls and we thought Feldman might be a 7th/8th inning guy
That wasn’t the case however.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh most definitely
Hindsight isn’t only 20/20, but in many cases, quite hilarious.
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Hmmm
Guess Boston hates Benson too…
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I'm done
night all…
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Dykstra has all the money!
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Don't give up.
Don’t ever give up.
- Jimmy V
by Rohn Warshington on Jun 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
now its little league time
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Sigh ...
Why not? Might as well turn it into a complete train wreck and get it out of their system.
error goes to boggs?
that was on ian
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Here's a potentially fun exercise...Name things Benson is actually better than?
I’ll start off…
Taking a groin shot after falling off a bull in a rodeo and subsequently having to have it amputated.
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should have been E4
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Nice jump
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
I'd almost rather see it at this point...
At least then, I wouldn’t have completely wasted three hours of a Saturday night watching hopelessly…
Kris Benson would probably be more effective if he pitched like this:

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I'd rather have Mendoza than Benson, myself.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Here we go again? Lester flirting with history
MLB.com homepage headline.
JINX
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 6, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
Captain Optimism here...
Im calling that this is Benson’s last game in a ranger uniform. Which if you ask me, would be great for this team. He could no longer hinder this team going forward.
Best Rangers game I ever went to...

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yay!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
WOOHOO!!!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
FOTF:
“Stick that perfect game up your ass, Lester.”
!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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Benson kind of ruined those hopes.
wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
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Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
so since the game was out of hand
was it bad that i kinda wanted to see it happen?
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Eh... i kinda was too
just because the game is pretty well sealed already
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Uh ... Josh ...
if they walked somebody, it wasn’t a perfect game.
I got a feeling
everyone’s gonna be liking Padz again after tomorrow.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Is he planning to bean himself?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That's what I hated about bringing in Benson
If it’s 4-0 or so, there’s still time to rally, once the first hit comes through. Not once he’s in though.
Did Dutch get hit around that inning?
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- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
I think Benson came in...
…because Washington knew there was no way the Rangers were scoring 5 runs tonight.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh
the Rangers are a streaky bunch of hitters.
I’ve seen many a game where we’re down, mop up comes in and allows runs that seemingly don’t matter, but the hitters wake up in the 8th or 9th, only to fall a run or 2 short.
That drives me almost as mad as walking the bottom of the order.
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You know
If I were the Ranger braintrust, I’d want Benson out of here, just so people wouldn’t be reminded every time they see him that the Powers That Be felt the team would be better off with him in the rotation than Scott Feldman.
Harrison from the DL
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I blame JD he ruined him
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 6, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1 (lol)
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by Suicide Prince on Jun 6, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Marlon has been clueless at the plate tonight.
He’s been hacking at stuff well out of the zone.
Typical Byrd.
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by LSJ on Jun 6, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions



























