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go rangers!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I throw up in my mouth
everytime Blalock comes up in the 3 hole
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
Lets go Hank
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
streaming link
http://www.tvgente.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=232&I%20temid=162&lang=en meh messed up my first post
Suck it DShep
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
hah
Josh just called him FOTF
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Lewin
called Young the face of the franchise
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
not the same as FOTF :(
but better than nothing lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
FUCK
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
We're hitting the ball hard the second time thru
but into bad luck.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Crops says
if the pitchers are gone, trade the pick
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
oh shit, I damn near spit out my beer
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
id rather have tate than green personally
i am not that sold on either one
i like leake a lot but i think oe of the upper level guys fall – be it crow, scheppers, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
scheppers
may be dropping due to his medical reports and price tag… How much risk due you want at 14?
if you think his shoulder is ok
i think you pay it, but i dont know if it is
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
If Scheppers or Crow is there at #14....
…you have to take him.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 8, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
IF you believe scheppers shoulder is ok
you def take him
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Seems like Murph is regaining his power stroke lately.
All season I was wondering where the double machine from last year went….hopefully he’s coming back
I would walk
Byrd, and pitch to Davis. It’s a guaranteed out
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
its ok
he will K byrd on 3 pitches anyway
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
oops
4 pitches
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Stay patient,, we're hitting this guy
with the exception of Crush.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I saw him going supplemental in most mocks.
The CJ hate is getting old.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
"The NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation......Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."- Chris Cooley.
some not most.
The CJ hate is getting old.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
"The NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation......Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."- Chris Cooley.
I think so
but with legit power…. a Grady Sizmore starter kit, but pretty raw…
Unless he had a phenomenal workout…
Wrong Comp... Johnny Damon
- REYMOND FUENTES, OF, CALLEGO HS, MANATI, P.R.
A relative of Mets center fielder Carlos Beltran, Fuentes is an electric, game-changing player. The 6-foot, 160-pound center fielder is slender, but has wiry strength and can put a change in a ball during batting practice. Like a ticking clock, he hits line drives from foul pole to foul pole with his lefthanded swing. He’s also an elite runner, clocking in at just under 6.3 seconds in the 60-yard dash at Puerto Rico’s annual Excellence Tournament in early May. In game situations, Fuentes stays within himself, goes with a contact-oriented approach and lets his plus speed play to his advantage. These tools make Fuentes an ideal leadoff hitter. Defensively, Fuentes’ range will allow him to stay in center field as a professional. Right down to his below-average arm, he’s a similar player to the Yankees’ Johnny Damon.
Beer 2
just opened.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
are the mountains blue?
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I drink beer so fast
that it’s no problem.
Mountains are blue.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I just realized that he had the second highest BA of the starters tonight.
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
agreed
should have traded him when his value was high, if that time ever existed
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Julio Borbon era must begin!
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
it will soon
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Well if its going to happen this year
It will probably be tomorrow.
I give it 5%.
the preceding post was a great success.
Really want to see the kid
hit .250 with no walks and no power? I’m putting that one off as long as I can.
still better
d than byrd
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
borbon plays center
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
so
you wouldnt take Elvis’s Offensive output from Borbon in Center
by blueballlefty on Jun 8, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
geez
that was a chuck and duck pitch
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
What is Jim Knox's day job?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
happy endings
at a massage parlor
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
The black hole (Salty/ Crush combined obp around .270) leading off.
You simply can’t play both at the same time and back to back in the line-up cripples you.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
put the ball into play. this is a demand.
and at 0-2 i don’t like my chances
the preceding post was a great success.
That was shocking.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
fucking terrible
no other way to say it
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions
I asked the Grant Green question earlier becaue I am curious
how much it would effect peoples perception of Green if they knew he had hand injury supposedly earlier this season, and is one of the reasons his early season # where “off”
Grant wants to throw out Wash's first 50 games...
what about the first 23 games of 2008?
what about the last 48 games of 2008?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Shocking
Salty Ks
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
obp's of .319 and .324 on either side of the black hole
Its dragging them in.
the preceding post was a great success.
ok dshep
lets go pitcher!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
type fail
kinsler*
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Kinsler
pops up 1st pitch slider
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
Andrus needs to steal
or do anything to give this thing some energy.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
coming into the season I would have thought it'd be one of the best in baseball
the preceding post was a great success.
LOL
Janssen has struck out more guys in this game than he had the entire year.
Good ole rangers.
I'm officially departing the Chris Davis bandwagon.
Not the career bandwagon but the bandwagon he feels he should be a big leaguer tomorrow.
Yes, I'm off the 2009 Crush bandwagon (been so for a while)
but still on board with the career bandwagon.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Soooo
Maybe Feldman’s luck is beginning to normalize.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
I'd say hes still been lucky
No runs aside from the complete and total 80 mph down the middle meatball HRs.
the preceding post was a great success.
consider the source
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
you and me both
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Same here, heh.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Fail is an interwebs thing
It’s not going anywhere.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i think its time
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Let's go Face
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
its face time
im still not sure how he didnt get a hit last AB
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Face Fail.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Young
peppering that 2nd baseman. One of those will get through…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
Holy smokes, you're right.
We’re getting shut out by a pitcher who has a tRA+ of 40. FORTY.
Pathetic, Rangers.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Texas 6 TCU 1 top 9
Looks like a bad evening thus far.
Beer 3
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
So McCarthy thought his curve was putting stress on his arm so he dropped it
and then once he got confident to start adding it in more he gets injured again. Maybe it really is the curve.
i think mark conner is somewhere in the ballpark
i blame connor.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
/sarcasm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
OT: texas up 5-1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Forget missing Halladay
The Rangers are making Janssen look like Halladay.
what the hell feldman
your killing me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
We're not winning this game, I don't think.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
chris davis
its hard to throw it over his head
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
He had all day to throw that
That should literally never happen.
the preceding post was a great success.
Also Davis should have caught that
What kind of short arm action was that?
the preceding post was a great success.
coaching....anyone?
The plate discipline on this team is beyond pathetic and has been for years
emily jones
uhhh > knox?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Who is she?
I’ve been out of town since Friday. Is this her first night?
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 8, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
no clue
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
she's been studio forever
first time she has been on air during a game that I remember
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
A little more make-up wouldn't be a deal-breaker for her.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
MORE EMILY
less Knox
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
woo cruz
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
i think he could of beat wells to home
"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux
I am sick and tired of Twitter
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Chip-a-way
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
Thats what these random doubles and singles should have been doing
should be 4-2 or 3 by now.
ill go with the all at once tactic now. grand slam…. CHRIS DAVIS!
the preceding post was a great success.
wow, he didn't score.
now please hit the baseball with less than 2 outs.
the preceding post was a great success.
crooked number this inning
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
0s are crooked :)
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
This
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
yup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
You watch Ranger baseball circa 2002?
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
Patience, Hank
we need baserunners.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
janssen
watching him throw somehow and for some reason reminds me of RA dickey (his motion)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
OT: texas up 5-2
1 out, runner on 1st
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
What's Toronto's bullpen situation?
BJ Ryan hurt and do they have some badass hammer as a bridge?
Look at Hank Blalock showing a little much needed discipline.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
hank with the BB
go cruz!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
EST?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
WOOT
get home and get to watch it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
prime time slot
more hype
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
is it goign to be on mlb.tv?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
thank the Lord
’cause ESPN royally effed it up…
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
so, firebat
who do we draft?
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
The power of the moose!
Believe!
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 8, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Hank with the walk
Let the Bizzaro inning commence.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Cruz is so awesome it doesn't matter.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Augie
brings in his Game 1 starter out of the pen…
And somewhere Queen sings, Another One Bites the Dust
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Whatever positive that is going to happen needs to happen soonest
because the Black Hole is lurking.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Time for...
Mid-Inning Medusa?
"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.
i believe so
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Fun Fact:
Coming into today, the only player in the AL with a WAR higher than Nelson Cruz was Evan Longoria.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
WAR?
Good god y’all, what is it good for?
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 8, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Wins Above Replacement
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
wins above replacement
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Overrated as a song as well.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
This pitcher doesn't have shit
and we’re about to let him get away with it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
omg
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
DSHEP
is looking smart!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Needed that
the door just opened.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
Aaron Hill
He’s no Ian Kinsler.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Error?
eh….who gives a shit? Go byrd….get somebody 25 large!!!
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
Where the fuck
is Medusa?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
texas wins
to the CWS for 33rd time
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
someone tell me why 2 runs didn't score there
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RUNS!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Well, one anyway.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
...
lets go CD
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Good call on holding Byrd at 3rd
Now we gotta deal with the Black Hole
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
we should have
sent all 3 home. Like a fucking T-ball game. Just keep waving guys home becauase these bastards can’t hit
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
Fucking yes!!!
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
Putting in the call for Davis
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
get in line behind dshep!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
i called the davis slam before the inning started, this at bat is mine
the preceding post was a great success.
man that would have been so good
what are the chances of getting the bases loaded for him? bah. should have been 3-0 too, might have actually gotten a fastball in the zone.
the preceding post was a great success.
Oh No. Marco
what was that?
The CJ hate is getting old.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
"The NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation......Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."- Chris Cooley.
he's not getting a FB
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
arg
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
should be 2-0
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
i think u meant
bases loaded with CD on 1st with a BB
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Down 0-2
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
heh
what ortiz needs is a birth date check lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
85 MPH fastball
better be careful lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Davis
take it in the face. It’s an RBI
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
im guessing 2 more curves coming
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Davis actually took a curveball!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Doesn't matter though.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd throw low heat
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
wow
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Good Job Davis
your most productive strikeout of the year
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
bet davis had a few choice words after that AB lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Hahaha
WTF?
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
Learn the freaking rules, Josh.
3K’s by Crush tonight.
How long do you roll with this?
It is killing the team.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
no more than FOTF's defense
i keed i keed
give him the homestand then let him go to AA
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Why the homestand?
We’re not running a charity and the Dodgers are coming to town.
Ship his ass to OKC tonight.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
because
you have gone this long — why not let him go a lil longer
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
agreed
that was kind of embarassing
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
it's not really killing the team as they are 10 over .500
but your hyperbole is amazing. roll with it.
thanks for the name drop
I am by Crush tonight…
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 8, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
He and Salty
are absolutely killing this lineup
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
On the DL.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
He can't play first base, for the last goddamn time
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Sacrifice Strikeout
On a serious note, CD just struck out on a wild pitch. God damn it.
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
who Ked
on a ball that hit them on the rangers?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Amazing! Fucking Amazing
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
So does this begin the power of the rally moose?
I have to suggest it does.
Your uncle molests collies.
Not a single fucking strike in that entire AB,
and Davis still strikes out.
Something’s not right with that boy.
Coco Cordero disease
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
yeah, just updated
he has us taking Fuentes.
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
will ou forward?
john dot leftwich at gmail dot com
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Davis has such a reputation for swinging at junk
that I’m convinced if he just went up without moving the bat off his shoulder, he’d walk.
nah once it got to 3-0 they'd switch to high fastballs and it'd be over
the preceding post was a great success.
But if he didn't swing,
the high fastball would be ball 4 ;)
Nah...
…then they’d just throw the 85 mph strike over the heart of the plate that he can’t catch up with.
SALTY!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
SALTY!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
wheres the pic!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Nice one Salt Shaker.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Yes bitches!!!!
Its Elvis time!!!!
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
Do ya squeeze him home?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
yes
i do
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I'd give it a go
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I wasn't paying attention to Davis' AB
What happened? Why wasn’t he safe at first?
bases loaded
less than 2 outs
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
unless there are 2 outs
you cannot go to 1st on a dropped 3rd strike
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
1st base was also occupied, ASL
Beer 4
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
unless there are two outs
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Woo
I thought Salty was rebuilding himself on the CD schematic, but that was refreshing.
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
Salty's been pretty good at getting key hits this year, it's seemed.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm calling the shot
right here for Elvis
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
No squeeze
Tiny E won’t hit into dp
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
ok im bunting for a hit here
look where that 3b is
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
He is Elvis
He’ll hit it out of the park, but he’ll touch home plate before the ball comes down.
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
thats a bad call
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Rookie fail
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
FUCK
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
why do that
elvus has had some great ABs…
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
still giving up an out
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
It wasn't a great call
because something like that could happen.
I
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Because Elvis is a good bunter
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
he wass safe
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
way to get out of the dugout
way to show some fire in your belly RW
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
That was sort of amusing.
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
I would have prefered
the safety squeeze with Salty running
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 8, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
Please tell me
that wasn’t our only rally of the night.
uhhh
no
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I disagree
He’s put some solid bunts down this season. He’s no Omar, but he lacks the history to back up your argument.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 8, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
based on
one missed attempt? sounds like grandpa urine
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
he's had other problems bunting
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Which is why he's the only Ranger with more than 2 sac bunts, I suppose
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 8, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Crazy inning
At least we’re back in the game. A little luck and a little patience makes it happen. That squeeze call certainly shows the faith in Andrus.
Your uncle molests collies.
Squeeze call failed
Elvis missed the bunt and Byrd got caught running back to third…arguably.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jun 8, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
squeeze bunt attempt
outside pitch, elvis missed. he should have made contact though.. i mean you are bunting come on.
byrd almost made it back to third but possibly barely got tagged.
the preceding post was a great success.
Yep.
Tough pitch to put in play but you have to just make contact. Cardinal rule of that play. Throw your bat if you have to.
Suicide squeeze.
Pitch was up and out but Andrus gave it a weak effort on the bunt and whiffed. Byrd appeared to have gotten back to 3rd, but the ump said Barajas made the tag in time.
sarcasm?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
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