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wow already thread 2
sweeeeeeeeeeet
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Brett Perryman doesn't fuck around
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
link?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
it was on MLBTV
but it was Wheeler, Crow, Matzek, Scheppers, Miller and Purke I think – all pitchers as best available
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 9, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
everyone's a draft genius all of a sudden
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
everyone is already a genius at everything else
so might as well
The list
Strasburg
Ackley
Tate
Sanchez
Hobgood
Wheeler
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
oh
which list was that?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I forgot
What is Dirk wiling to do if we sign Matzek?
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
something about his grandmother
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
in Bankok?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 9, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Thread 2 already.
It would be so anticlimactic if these fuckers took Fuentes.
signability on Matzek
These guys are getting me worried about being able to take Matzek at 14 if he’s there.
You take him and make a run at him. If he doesn't sign, then you took the BPA and get a pick next year anyhow.
You can spend that money in LA or at the deadline anyhow.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
Yep, i agree
you offer him something like 5 Mil and just hold firm, if thats not gonna do it, oh well, you took the highest upside guy there
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
JD won't
unless Hicks makes him…which is apparently not an issue this year
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 9, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
wheeler to the giants
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Matzek wanting more than $7 million signing bonus???
If true … wow!
Wow
Bud Selig just forgot what century we were in.
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
Bud Selig really needed to practice this some more
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
he gone
and bud selig needs to retire from everything…
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
wow, I still cant believe Matzek is still there
please god
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
wheeler has to be bummed he didnt slide to his hometeam club
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
F' ballz
we’re gonna get a swweeeeeeeet pitcher!
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
yep, its almost a lock id say we are gonna get a shot a good pitcher
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Braves are picking Mike Minor.
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I wonder if we'll ever see the matchup
Bumgarner vs. Hobogod
kids windup is kinda wack
i dont want wheeler.
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
i have a feeling we are in for a HUGE letdown
but god i hope we dont take fuentes
that's a mean thing to say
shut it!
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
me too
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
if you are watching ESPN
Lane Kiffin’s wife is smokin’ hot. I don’t have MLB Network
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 9, 2009 5:41 PM CDT reply actions
real, real hot
apparently she was 7 months prego during the presser of his hire. had no idea.
by Sherman McCoy on Jun 9, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I might become
a Tennessee fan now
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 9, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Layla!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
there's Baxter
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 9, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
...you got me on my knees!
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 9, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
she's an 8 I'd say
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 9, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Chucky's a lucky man.
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
yall should check out the andy chat @ first inning
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Minor and White flipped
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
wow this draft is playing out better than i could have ever hoped
damn
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Still too far from our pick to know, no?
Last years draft worked out pretty perfectly.
the preceding post was a great success.
Rangers are going to get a very good pitcher!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Alex White to the Reds.
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don't talk selig, just don't even try
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Wow
just wow…
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
Bud Selig with the jokes too!!!
You’re on fire Bud. Keep the laughs coming.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
i havent seen the draft go this well for us since last season!!!!
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Remind me again why Bud Selig doesn't have his own reality show
He is on fire right now.
the 1st round is the new 2nd round
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
we are going to get one of...
Crow
Scheppers
White
Leake
Matzek
Turner
…baseball weenie’s hard yet???
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
the pic of Lane Kiffin's wife has probably helped too
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
absolutely...
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
white to Cinci apparently
but he’s probably my least fav of those guys, i wonder what kind of party JD is having in his pants
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Zach look like a tool
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He looks a bit slow
Ross Ohlendorf, he’s not
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
do what?
oh its really exciting…..
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
kid looks bummed to epic proportions
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
This Wheeler interview is priceless
“umm, I don’t really know much about them”
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
epic interview
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
got it TiVo'd
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
You mean Giants?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 9, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Cinci selects Homer Bailey
heh
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Crow for me
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 9, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
varies widely
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
sry was kind of a douchebag thing to say
matzek is @ the top
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Speaking of Jay Bruce hes hitting a nice .216 this year
Dangerously near davis territory.
the preceding post was a great success.
Yeah, I know
He’s on my….uh, nevermind.
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 9, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
if only they would take davis for bruce
who says no?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
this is like the reverse draft after pick 2
lets draft who you dont really want.
its the new moneyball strategy.
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
give the talking heads a clock to talk to
all about the network
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
cincinattuh reds, eh?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
JD frequently plays things close
1. Strasburg
2. Ackley
3. Tate
4. Sanchez
5. Hobogod
6. Wheeler
7. White Minor
8. Minor Leake
9. TAKE FUENTES YOU FUCKS. YOU OWE US!
10. Jenkins
11. Miller
12. Crow
13. Leake or Green
14. Matzek
Make it happen
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
wow leake
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
BOOooooo
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
I am shocked.
Completely shocked.
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First Inning - Amateur Draft Contributor
Early Leake sighting
Interesting. Can’t say I fault Cincinattah.
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
shit
I wanted that guy…
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
This is it
the moment of truth. Alex White is there. Raymond Fuentes is there. Take Fuentes, you dirty, rusty fucks.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
nope
and embarrassing to mention it on TV!
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
he won't be a favorite
of the groupies if that is the case
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 9, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Im happy
still have almost all the highest upside guys left out there
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
This is one hell of a circle jerk.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 5:51 PM CDT reply actions
By the way, Turner is really, really good.
Even if we can’t get Matzek, we’re still gonna have a shot at a killer HS arm it’s looking like.
Oh, and Crow and Scheppers and Shelby Miller.
yay!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
Crow
I like Alex White, but I could pass up Crow!!
very exciting
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 9, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I cant believe it took till 8 for
the first “winner” to go off the board, apparently the first seven could care less
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
Winner was what John Hart called Leake
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 9, 2009 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
detroit
based on their recent draft history, they arent afraid to take a big signing guy..
I'd MUCH rather they took Fuentes
If there’s any chance the Rangers rumor is true.
Also, maybe Oakland would take White.
did yall see the dude reading baseball america (i think)
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
i would LOVE to see oak take green
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
ETA
of Rangers pick is around 6:20
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 9, 2009 5:53 PM CDT reply actions
they are good commercials
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I heard Kris Benson refused his assignment to OKC...
His wife gave ol’ Bud a rim job,he is now declared eligible for the 09 Draft…
Expect him to go soon.
I'd be gigling quite a bit
If the Nationals took Crow. Just for how he’d be reacting…
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
fuentesfuentesfuents
go tigers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
COME ON NATS!
TAKE FUENTES
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I did not think of this.
That would be just amazing, because maybe Seattle takes Storen (who they were rumored to be heavily with their 2nd 1st rounder).
wowwwwww
turner above matzek
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
They're really close, imo.
Turner’s got great arm action.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
just figured almost 100% they woudl take matzek
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
They'd been linked to Turner a lot early.
Plus he might actually want less now that Matzek is apparently asking for 3 Russian babies dipped in gold just to think about signing.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
There goes Turner
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
YES
TURNER YES!
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
wonder if the ntas take metzak here now?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Compensation for not signing Crow last season
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
failed to sign crow @ 9 last year
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
compensation for not signing last years #9 pick
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
didnt sign pick last year
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 9, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm
Looks like Matzek will be there. Holy crap.
Is JD groveling to Hicks for an allowance extension?
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
Washington Natshuls......
Bud has been drinking.
Josh Hamilton = Baseball Jesus : Chris Davis = Baseball Jesus' Younger Brother
Can the Nats afford Straburg and Matzek?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
pssst...JD
grab Hicks’ balls and make him pay for Matzek!
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
do we know if crow signed the release
to be re drafted by the nats?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
good question
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 9, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
ok there is one guy
but i still want Matzek more
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Dear God I want Matzek.
I really don’t think we’ll take him but I want him.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
is matzek really that much better than purke?
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
A more advanced repertoire
And much cleaner mechanics.
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
LOL
They ask Strasburg if he thought he was going number 1. Gee, I wonder.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Stephen Stras
generic, but at least, he doesn’t sound retarded.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
And that's important, too...
…because that team needs an ambassador almost as much as anything.
That, and good players.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Is baseball commissioner like being the Pope?
Does Bud have to die before a new one is appointed?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
nationals draft could be awesome
matzek and stras…oo man
So...
Is Matzek really that good? Obviously a serious talent, but how good is he?
#3 overall
he’s the best player not named Strasburg and Ackley
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Ugh, got to nab him, imo.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Nats need to take Fuentes
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
HAH!
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 9, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe
Rules say they can’t take the same player again.
They can if he signs a waiver pre-draft
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
per andy
Andy Seiler: Washington’s up next. They’re taking Drew Storen from almost all sources.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Heard that before.
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 9, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Irrelevant
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 9, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
He was a fatass that couldn't handle working out. So SDSU strength coach busted his ass.
Until all the pork chops fell out of his corn hole.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 9, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Long SI story about it
barely broke 80 in H.S. Fat, out of shape. So fat he would collapse on the mound sometimes because his knees couldn’t take it. SDSU strength coach constantly told him to quit
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 9, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a pretty cool human interest story, honestly.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
OK, catch me up, guys.
What, right now, is the Rangers’ wish list at 14?
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
MATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEK
MATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEKMATZEK
Fuentes and Miller.
I want Crow or Matzek
But I might be alone in that. Saw him pitch for the Cats. Stuuuud.
That's why they call them business sox
I agree, those two guys are probably top on my list
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Well our dream scenarios are playing out.
Tons and tons of guys we’d all love are gonna be available.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
This needs to be fuentes
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I had no idea you wanted Fuentes off the board before the Rangers picked
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
i dont want him on the baord
so the rangers cant pick him
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I am scared as shit
of taking Fuentes
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I'm not that scared.
I don’t want it, but I reallt trust JD and Hopkins.
They’ve been pretty good and have earned a bit of Dirkaslack.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
Wasn't that Hart's last stand?
And I didn’t say they were perfect, just that I trust them not to eff things up totally.
I really don’t blame them for JMJ too much.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
haha
andy was right again
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
A's will take Matzek
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
I think so, too.
Him or Green or Crow all make sense for Oakland, but I think they’ll go Matzek.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
A reliever
with the 10th pick. Signability.
Rockies will probably tap Shelby here.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
miserable
even if we end up with a Matzek or Crow, I still kinda wanted Shelby
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 9, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I would be so upset
if we took Fuentes over Matzek..
I realize that I don’t know 1% of what the Rangers FO knows, but sweet baby flying spaghetti monster, please take matzek!
okay someone fill me in
We’re going off Law’s report that Fuentes is the pick, so want him taken? What’s the knock on him? Is he the the low OBP free swinger ?
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
Low OBP
questionable power, free swinger
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Without the awesome
BP power.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Hicks holds the wallet
Don’t include JD in that question
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 9, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you
I don’t trust Hicks to pony up the cash. Then again, he did try to open up the wallet for Teixeira.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 9, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
JD just holds the donuts
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Only Andruw Jones is interested in donuts
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 9, 2009 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
fuentes
if only the a’s would take him
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
we leaked we want fuentes so they can try to screw us and draft him first so we can take matzek
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
MLB Network
Is lame. They haven’t criticized anyone. For anything. At any point of this production.
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
these announcers are retarded
every pick made so far is a “good one” even though most people think half the teams drafting so far are either cheap or retarded
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
They're just trying
to keep up the “hype.”
by knuckleball03 on Jun 9, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
even if he did, it's not like his bonus demands would come down
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
"wasn't expecting to go that high"
never something you want to hear from your prospect.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
theres been 10 picks and only 4 or so are worth a damn
lots of overdraft
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
he sounds shocked in a "im not that good i cant believe they drafted me there" kinda way
but i like the kids windup at least
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
him or Shelby
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
How the F do the Angels have so many picks so early??
Did they really lose any FAs??
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Forgot about some of those... thx
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
So I'm kind of a newbie at this draft stuff...
Why do the Nationals have two first round picks?
comp for not signing Crow last year
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Jun 9, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
didnt sign aaron crow last year at 9
got 10 instead
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
They didn't sign their pick last year, so they get the same pick again.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
What is happening in this draft?
I miss ten minutes and mediocre college picks are going?
Go Rice Owls!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
shhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttt
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Well played
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I hope you all die of syphillis
you fucking Rockies! I hope he plays for Oregon
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
still a lot of intriguing talent there.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
it's okay
i’ts better he goes here rather than we pass on him…
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
naw if we were gonna be a cheapskate shitty picking franchise i wanna know it
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
oh well
Bring on Crow
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
oh well
we never really expected to be able to take him anyways
Fuck everything
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
im scared shitless that we are going to take fuentes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
/sarcasm?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
will Shelby Miller get to us?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Shelby or Crow I hope...
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 9, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
So true
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 9, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
think engel beltre
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
good point
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
*without the power
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
He's Julio Borbon
without the polish
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
hes engel beltre without power
comapred to the pitchers we wanna take, not a good choice
the truth is
none of us have a very good feel for what Fuentes can do. he’s a HS from PR, that’s about as hard to find out about as any situation
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
be as far as possible from JD
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
To stay the hell away, hopefully
If the Rangers are paying his salary for the MLB Network, that’s money well spent.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
moonlight with 2 jobs and get paid for both
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Just take Crow...
Please, please, please just take Crow…
This
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
Okay, I just got here
Who’s left on the board?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
a lot of people
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
The fucking rockies took Matzek
Crow, Miller are both still there
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Scheppers and Purke too
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 9, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
KC...
Crow, White, or Green???
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
I'm guessing Shelby
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Go JD
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Jeeez, Donuts is a little fidget.
What’s he go, 5’6" ??
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Or he's standing next to a guy who is 6-10
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
The 6'10" guy is leaning down
and Donuts is trying to kiss the ceiling with his chin.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Yeah, everybody looks tall next to 6'10.
What a pussy, JD!!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
because Seiler's been right a LOT so far
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 9, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Cause Nolan's the feint
not the decision maker
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Apparently you're unfamiliar with smokescreens and misdirection.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
Knew I should've posted the Cat pic!
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
i think JD will pick White
or Green
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
or Victor Black?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
what's with White?
do we want him, or who, if Crow and Miller go here?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
Interesting
Crow, Scheppers, White, Miller, and Purke all still on the board. I think I’d be happy with any of them.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
andy's first inning chat
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
fucking royals
crow.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
wow
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Well
there goes another. FUCK
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
At least the A's got fucked too
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Miller is a TX guy, and the Rangers will take him
if Oakland doesn’t
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
good pick by KC
local kid…
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
Sheeeeit.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
These past two have been deflating
But the A’s pick is going to be a cockpunch
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
A's
Now how are they going to fuck us for taking Smoak last year?
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
There's nothing to fuck
what are they going to do? Take Miller? Fuentes?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
They'll "fuck" us and take Fuentes
That will show us for taking Smoak last year
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
what do we think about White?
he seems like a pretty great value there.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
would love it if he fell to us...
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
better than Miller?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 9, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Decent
good for the first few, much less so when it came to Detroit (he said Matzek), Colorado (he thought it was going to be a signable HS guy) and then KC (he thought it was Jenkins)
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
EXPLETIVE FUCKING EXPLETIVE
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
k
so the A’s will take Scheppers
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
KC isnt retarded anymore
sucks for us. gotta be a lii bit pleased if your a KC fan just b/c they sucked forever and drayton seems to be righting the ship
still,
fuck them
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
How far away is Crow from the bigs?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
He can't be righting the ship
with that bleeping disaster of a manager he has around
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Slightly OT - Posturing
Why would any teams posture by lying about who they are picking? Since picks can’t be traded, there is no fear that someone will trade up to take the player they want. Just say who you want, and hope he’s still there when you pick. If someone likes him ahead of you, he’ll be gone regardless of what you say.
by Jack Nicholson 1974 on Jun 9, 2009 6:10 PM CDT reply actions
they want to know why you want him
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jun 9, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
b/c gm's have malicious intent
if a’s know that rangers want an arm, they take their arm if they like them as well
read moneyball
they make a good job of explaining this to me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Ooooh.
Bob Gibson replay of the ’68 Series. Might have to watch that.
/nerding it up
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Not a happy ending for fans o' da
Redbirds.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
neither!
Scheppers or White
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
Not Fuentes.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Bring on
Bobby Boomstick
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Quick bio / projection on Borchering?
If you’ll indulge me.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Switch hitter
been doing it since he was 2 or 3. Awesome bat speed. Might be a decent 3B down the road.
Hits for average, hits for power, great patience, plus base runner, despite mediocre speed.
Think Chipper Jones
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Miller if available
Purke if Oakland takes Miller
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
God, please, no Fuentes.
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
why the fuck would any1 think that?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
k
alteast Oakland can make any pick and i’ll be okay with it..
not like last year when Smoak was the obvious choice…
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
someone who sucks
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
No matter who Oakland picks
All but one of Miller, White, Purke, Scheppers, James, etc., still on the board.
Trout!
why is he there??? He’s not gonna get picked for a loooooooong time.
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
its going to be like aaron rodgers lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
So, if I'm hearing this correctly...
…we’d prefer to avoid Fuentes.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
i dont know anyone who would even want fuentes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
He's Julio Borbon
In high school
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
okay
players at the draft, they kinda lose their negotiating ability a bit, eh?
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
How so.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
No patience
little power, an athlete that happens to play baseball.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
He's not a projectable pitcher
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
green to OAK
andy is right on so far
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
bwhaha
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Grant Green to Oakland.
RANGERS ON THE CLOCK!!!!!!
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
woohoo
were on the clock!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
WOOOOOOOOOOOO THANKS A'S
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Hahahahahahahaha...
Yes! White or Scheppers is there!!!
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
Sigh of relief
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
So other than KLaw, who is just guessing
is there any reason to think that Texas will draft Fuentes? Or are y’all just crazy paranoid?
Go Rice Owls!
Well, here we go...
Shelby Miller it is.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Its all on us!!!!!
dont take Fuentes!
dont take Fuentes!
dont take Fuentes!
dont take Fuentes!
dont take Fuentes!
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
miller or white
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
okay
final guess, Rex Brothers.
out of nowhere, ‘cause that’s what JD does…
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
call me crazy but....
I really like White.
Josh Hamilton = Baseball Jesus : Chris Davis = Baseball Jesus' Younger Brother
miller/white
i think they take white
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Only way we screw this up?
What’s the only way we screw this up. Fuentes!!
gotta love this guys reasoning
“the reason i love this guys is because hes a BASEBALL player”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
This place is going bonanza
either way.
MILLER TIME!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions
no Miller!
He’s got too much bust potential…
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
Ha. Frank Marcos:
“The reason I like him is that he’s a baseball player.”
I sure hope the Rangers don’t draft Tim Tebow.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Andy is screaming for Scheppers
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
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