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¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
andy shadwo drafted scheppers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Bobby Borchering
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Will he be gone soon if we don't get him?
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, we got some good choices
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Its going to be SHelby
<img src=“”http://www.mustangdreams.com/Shelby-GT-350.jpg"height=250/>"/>
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Too much tension...
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
john hart
just got burned…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I'm hoping for Scheppers
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
Compare him to Crosby
That’s convincing. Just because they play for the same team? Come on.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
i think they take white
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
White, Miller, Scheppers, Purke.... Id be happy with either.
one of the 4.
Josh Hamilton = Baseball Jesus : Chris Davis = Baseball Jesus' Younger Brother
LOL
Hart looked kind of uncomfortable there.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Draft that 16-year-old on the cover of Sports Illustrated!
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Bobby Borchering
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Do us proud Rusty and Jimbo!!!!!
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
I'm calling/hoping White
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
Fuentes
I don’t know much about him, but the fact he didn’t even crack Kevin Goldstein’s top 50 is pretty scary.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Sunny
take off the granny specs.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Sundburg is writing a long name
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
i hope its white!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Miller here
I think they might be able to get Scheppers later.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions
purke !!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Purke
A Cowboy fan from Dallas residing in enemy terretory since 1990..
wow
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
HOLY SHIT
YES!
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Smokescreens are cool!!@!
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
FUCK YEAH
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Interesting
If they’re committed to signing him, good show!
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
fuck that!
his arm is going to fall off…
"Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?"
–Sincerly,
ANONYMOUS
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
im not unhappy with this
i was happy with purke, miller, whtite, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
nolan's doing didly
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Rangers Purke Up
i’m calling that headline for tomorrow.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
He looks a bit like a left-handed Kam Loe
with that delivery
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Except he throws
mid 90s
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
This is awesome
PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Awesome.
His mechanics scare me a bit, but he’s a top shelf young arm with TORG potential.
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
Awesome.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
Are any small woodland creatures in danger?
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
No, but it's a really nice pick.
Would’ve preferred Crow, Matzek or Turner, but I like Purke quite a bit.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
this
happy with the pick if they sign him
by dustinvandeman on Jun 9, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
How would you compare him to Robbie Ross?
Other than the fact that he’s “looking for Rick Porcello’s deal”.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely above Ross. More ceiling.
They both had some mechanical questions, but Purke’s got quite a bit more TORG potential, imo.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
I just hope
that he isn’t the Lefty Beavan if we’re paying him that much.
Not that a Beavan with reconfigured mechanics can’t succeed at the ML level.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
well, too bad matzek didnt fall cuz im pretty sure now we'd pick him
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Matzek after Smoak last year would have been stupid.
Nobody has silly luck like that.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Projectable lefty!!!
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jun 9, 2009 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Alright some give me some a scouting reort...
by death of the cool on Jun 9, 2009 6:19 PM CDT reply actions
Check it...
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/draft/y2009/reports.jsp?content=purke
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Jun 9, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
KG
Kevin Goldstein (4:21:39 PM PT): BOOM. Texas was thought to have economy issues, but in the end, they get the best lefty in the draft with Matt Purke. A steal at 14 on pure talent.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Wow
KG liked him better than Matzek?
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
stronger arm
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
WOW. EXACTLY what I would want...the best lefty in the draft
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 9, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Ooooooh yeah
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 9, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Goldstein instant analysis:
Kevin Goldstein (4:21:39 PM PT): BOOM. Texas was thought to have economy issues, but in the end, they get the best lefty in the draft with Matt Purke. A steal at 14 on pure talent.
probably #4
behind Feliz, Smoak, Perez
"He's old school in that he give up his groin like that. It hurt me when he do that" -- Worsh on Chris Davis' stretch at first base to end the game vs. the Angels on 5/16
WOW
Really?
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 9, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yah, I'd prolly slot him in at 4 right now.
Though like I said above, I could see Boscan and Beavan over him.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
Fuckin A !!
4, dude?
D – Y – N – A – S – T – Y
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
4th-6th I'd think.
Probably Boscan and Beavan over him right now, maybe Borbon, Beltre, Max, Main, etc.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
That was fun.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Now
Borchering needs to drift past the two Arizona picks
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
why
there is no way he makes it to 44, right?
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
If he gets past the Twinkies and the D-Backs
maybe
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
The Twins
will take Jiovanni Mier or a college pitcher.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Hells yes
Since the league tried to shut ’em down. Fuck Selig, go Twinkies [except against the Rangers]
That's why they call them business sox
Draft day is so fun these past few years
Constantly getting some great talent there and no head scratchers anymore.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
if they grab one
i hope it’s Wilson, and i hope its not until the third round.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Well, I wanted Matzek, but Purke is probably my 2nd/3rd fav. HS arm
I liked him better than Miller
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Purke was the one I wanted too.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 9, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
elbow lifter
but pretty damn sold mechanics. some seriously late arm action. how hard does he throw? mid 90s?
Man, I love winning! You know? It's like better than losing!
Freud?
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
apparently it looks like high 90s
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
is anyone suprised they paid OJ Mayo?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Is he headed to the NBA again?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 9, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Solid pick for Cleveland
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
He has one pitch
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Purke
is he considered an easier sign for Texas as opposed to some other organization?
Go Rice Owls!
naw not at all
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Probably will be gone
with these two picks
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Someone have BA's take on Purke?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
quick blurb:
Purke is now off the board at 14. He’s got a 92-95 mph fastball at his best and has one of the draft’s best sliders.
In other words, it’s pretty good value at 14, if he’s signable.
im fucking psyched about the purke interview
pleasepleaseplease
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
i hope they interview them
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
the interview they'll hopefully have with him soon
I want to hear it too.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He actually looks like he might be legitimately homosexual
just saying
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
they ask matzek
if he has ever met another guy from southern california — ian stewart
matzek’s answer: “no”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
There is a difference between being a skinny 18 year old and being a skinny 25 year old
He has plenty of time to put on weight and strength.
If he comes in and puts up BMacs minor league numbers we will be all over his nuts
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
He's a HS pitcher though
Plenty of time for him to put on some more weight. Plus he’s 6-3 175 pounds instead of 6-7 190 pounds.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
bmac put on 30 pounds
made him no more durable.
Man, I love winning! You know? It's like better than losing!
So...
is there a more official word on where exactly Kyle Gibson is going to drop with his injury? Or is it still random take-a-flyer speculation from anywhere?
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
matzek already posturing
douuuuuuuuuuuuuuuche
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
posturing in post draft interview
definately a douche… Fuck Matzek… Classless
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
they lost a FA
orlando hudson
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Dodgers signed Hudson
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Orlando Hudson
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
By the way
I did end up going getting my Joe Nathan jersey signed by Joe Mauer. He was a big fan of the move.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Sick.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Naw man, thanks.
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
by LSJ on Jun 9, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Purke went to the same HS as David Murphy
I didn’t know that.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Ah
alas.
Via con Dios Bobby
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Bah
If you can't watch Holland and see that he's going to be awesome, you probably shouldn’t be watching baseball. - Section 339
Borchering to AZ
I’m not surprised by that one. Good pick.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Yep rock solid
he’s a great bat. I say he becomes the best bat in this draft.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
You seem convinced, Firebat?
=)
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
"Anyone who hangs themself during autoerotic asphyxiation is free game." - Curmudgeon
Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
by inactive lsb user on Jun 9, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Borchering looks retarded, stoned ,or both in that pic
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He always looks retarded
and then he turns around a 95 mph fastball by his shoulders, and you just sign and say “holy fuck”
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
"you weren't really gonna eat 100 tacos, were you?"
Man, I love winning! You know? It's like better than losing!
BA scouting report on Purke
Purke rivals Tyler Matzek as the best lefthanded pitching prospect in this draft. He already throws a 92-95 mph fastball and could throw harder as he adds strength to his 6-foot-3, 180-pound frame. He backs up his heater with a hard slider that ranks among the best in the prep draft class. He doesn’t have much experience throwing a changeup because he hasn’t needed one. Last summer, Purke needed just nine pitches to work a perfect inning at the Aflac All-American Game and started the gold-medal game for Team USA at the World Junior Championship in Canada (albeit taking a 7-0 loss against Korea). Matzek has moved ahead of Purke for most clubs because he works with less effort. Purke throws from a low three-quarters angle that adds life and deception, but he has slinging action in his delivery. It’s not violent, but it’s not smooth either. Purke’s stuff, track record and strong makeup combine to make him an upper-first-round talent, though teams still were trying to gauge his signability. If he follows through on his commitment to Texas Christian, he’d be eligible again as a sophomore in 2011.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I wanted Miller...
because I felt like Beavan was a Righthander Purke. Throws hard, but lacking effortless mechanics.
Miller may not be that good though.
Agree
But, I still think Beavan is going to be a horse!!
I read earlier at Baseball Analysts
that he looks like he could be a high K and high GB guy, like that.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
lefty AJ Burnett?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 9, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Toronto's Brett Cecil
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
is it better than brian moran?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I'd take him or Fuentes or Heathcott.
Yah, but really Scheppers.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Chris Davis will be fine. Relax.
scheppers is a steal at 44
and it pains me to say that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Shelby here
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Never mind
Signability pick.
Again
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Alright, new game.
Predict Strasburg’s signing bonus.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
5 dolla
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Keys to the White House
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
eleventy billion
"If you want to pitch numbers, go pitch at Petco. It’s as simple as that. Come here if you want to win." - Mike Maddux
Anyone else realize Nortre Dame was in Norte Dame, Indiana?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
...
So, what will happen if Shelby Miller falls to 44?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
He's going to leave his friends behind
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
They're certainly no friends of mine.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
so
where is Notre Dame, Indiana?
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Bud is a moron.
Really. He is a Moran.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
He's a morom
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
What is a "Moran?"
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 9, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha!!
Thanks for the clarification. That doesn’t look like Bud Selig though.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jun 9, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
it is located within the city limits of south bend, indiana
it is totally surrounded and would be in alot of trouble should south bend declare war on notre dame
Once the televised part is done
Its goes by real quick.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Pollock?
I thought he was like a 2nd round guy, AZ must like him.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
The supreme irony
of someone losing weight and becoming fit under the guidance of Tony Gwynn is seemingly lost on everyone
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
The key is that you give him all your junk food
And then he gets rid of it
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
i just think
he is one of the truly likable pro athletes.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
i feel confident he didnt use steroids heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Jenny Craig
Ironically, I think she’s one of the biggest donors to USD, SDSU’s big cross-town rival.
Go Rice Owls!
One of the funniest pranks ever
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
So
what’s everyone’s boards look like?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Andy's pet cat
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
hes a good pick
i like him a lot as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Chad James is awesome.
And he’s better than Matt Purke.
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"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Scott Lucas mentioned Rick Porcello $$ ($7 mil)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jun 9, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
new drinking game
take a drink every time john hart mentions a prospect has a “good body”
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