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Keep hitting the spots, Milly
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
That's what she said... ?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
That doesn't work.
Still have to actually hit someone.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
That didn't hit him, did it?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
So the Cuban Feliz defected today huh?
Nadel said he throws 102…couldn’t find anything on google.
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Wasn't there another one a couple of years ago that was supposed to throw 100+ from Cuba, too?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Tricky metric system.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice.
Runs, nao.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
That 10 second 0 voiceover commercial is the best one they have this season heh.
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black francis
just thought it was funny that you brought up hilter. i remember someone a week or 2 ago asking about what it was called when somebody brought hitler in an argument on the internet. it was godwins law.
just found that funny
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Just don't call Josh Lewin..... Jewin.
He hates it.
If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.
You won't like him when he's angry.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
How about for a Klondike bar?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Eskimo chicks must be your worst nightmare.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It's inuit motherfucker
And I believe they are warm blooded just like you and me.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Like having to watch the sprinles on ice cream commercial?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Wouldn't know who to kill about that.
WHO IS TO BLAME?
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
MIchael Jackson
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by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been on LSB for a while now...
Didn’t think Godwin’s Law applied here.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know what Godwin's Law is.
In light of what was being said, I thought it was relevant. Over the top but relevant.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Godwin's Law
As the length of any discussion on an internet forum progresses, the probability that someone will mention Hitler/the Nazis approaches one.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah. Well you know that actually seems right.
But for me it was just a quick way to make a point. Could have substituted American Idol, the Chevette, President Bush, or any number of other things.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
yea
i know, but that’s pretty much what that law is
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They hyped up a pitcher's duel......
and that’s what we’re getting.
Way to deliver.
If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.
"through" it?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
You heard the man.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
woops sorry throw......
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
just like Uncle Rico
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
how is that possible?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
with scotch anything is possible
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
good point
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
We're going to need a lot of fireworks to clean this up.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds fun.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Hank Blalock hit that one over those mountains.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
THe Bank!
Well if hes going to suck with average/obp he might as well keep hitting HRs.
the preceding post was a great success.
HANK SLIDES HIS CARD INTO THE ATM AND.....
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Glad I posted that rally Hugo Chavez back there on GDT1
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
got a picture of the guy from honduras in his pjs? i bet that wouldwork too..
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Ask and ye shall receive.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
expensive pjs!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Too bad Salty hasn't
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
A HR every 6 games? What's not to like?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Blalock.
Just don’t like him. He could hit that HR every five games and do much, much more than that. The talent is there and that’s why he’s so disappointing.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I forgot my sarcasm slash
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
My boy saved this steaming pile of shit tonight, Lewinskis.
/Donuts
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
No shit
My first thought when Hank homered was “fuck, now we’re going to have to listen to Josey’s Blalock lovefest for another month.”
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
RCCook
That’s presence, learn it.
OMG, Kill Me!
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
A hit!!!!
Even CD is getting in on the action
DAVIS!
YEAH BABY!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
We got one last night too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I like July already
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Davis noticed the calendar moved ahead a month possibly
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
SB
13 of 14 for cruz
15 of 16 for elvis
16 of 18 for kins
Thats pretty efficient for 3 guys who are fast but not pure burners or anything.
the preceding post was a great success.
is elvis not a burner?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Borderline
I guess not calling him one would be pretty conservative for the term.. not that many guys faster than him.
But i mean honestly, home to 1st, 1st to 3rd.. obviously he can run but its not a wow factor speed from what ive seen.
the preceding post was a great success.
agreed
As my roommate would say, (who would drive me nuts) “he’s quick, not fast”
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
He's pretty fast.
And he seems like a pretty good natural base runner.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Man that's nuts
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
what can we attribute this too?
Luck? Coaching/video work? Pitchers not using the slide-step? Seems like our guys are usually getting good jumps.
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
They're fresh from not working counts and taking too many pitches
If you stand in the box too long your legs start to cramp.
Murphy sucks though...
only 5 for 9. He’s got 1/3 of our caught stealings this year
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Nice job, Davis!
Threw him a 79mph change – glad to know not everyone believes in scouting reports
Hank & CD with a hit in the same game???
What are they, Cycle Sister now?
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
We need stats inc.
to pull up the last time that happened…
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Had to have been last year
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Loved Weaver's reaction
to the HR pitch. Pouttie!
Longtime lurker
He looks like such white trash, don't he?
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
You've got mail Rodney,
Thanks again man.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Oh, and you're very welcome.
:)
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Heh.
I just appreciate the willingness to offer to give it a shot!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
This.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
That was strange.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Welcome to your 2009 Texas Rangers
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Bad decision by Davis, really. Shoulda let that go foul.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
So ridiculous, yet still funny
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
You can fucking cuss here, if you want too.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
We love to cuss here.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Forgot which fucking board I was on
Won’t happen again :)
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
1/2 ain't bad.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
good stuff
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Attacked that one like a panther?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Josh must see some awkward panthers
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
Is he gay? Isn't that the opposite of a cougar?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Panther
According to Urban Dictionary, a panther is a cougar of the African-American persuasion.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Josh is certainly current with his lingo.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Grasshoppah...you have mastered Crouching Tiger and Striking Crane....
….now master Drunken Panther and your training is complete.
Rookie mistake CD.
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
You want to give me poo poo?
"Andrus...smothers it! HE JUST MADE...THE PLAY OF THE YEAR!" - Josh Lewin 5/4/09
Fuck.
Not good, Millwood.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Millwood feeds on your doubt.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he's still on a diet
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Good thing CD doesn't feed on our frustration.
He’d be like that chick in Willy Wonka.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
How do those taste? Please don't say like chicken...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Millwood ate his fill.
"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009
Meh the single was pure luck and walking is what abreu does.
the preceding post was a great success.
I meant walking Abreu and having to face Hunter, who's been nuts this year.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Abreu has been hot recently, + our RF.. its dicey to just groove one for a strike. im sure he was trying to hit the corners.
But yes hunter is obviously a threat.. oh well whatever he got him.
the preceding post was a great success.
But what will his kid think?
Think of the children, Man!
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Hunter's kid
Should be embarrassed that his dad struck out!
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
he really deserved
a kick in the balls for that comment, it’s one thing to not want to sign with us, but to just make up bullshit like that is embarrassing
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My Gawd Milly...I Luv You!!!
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Holy shit
Beatutiful pitch.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
I can't figure out how to argue with this
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Try strikeout rates, BABIP, FIP and tRA.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
So obviously you can, thanks for bursting the Milly bubble buddy.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
FIP says millwood was significantly better last year than he is this year
its broken.
the preceding post was a great success.
tRA says the same thing.
I kinda doubt they’re both broken.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
so in your opninion millwood is pitching mcuh worse this year than last and its entirely defense and luck?
because thats what you are saying.
the preceding post was a great success.
and we can't account for luck in all star game voting/awards voting and such.
should someone get a mvp over another player because their babip was lower? because the stats say he SHOULD have been better rather he actually was?
the preceding post was a great success.
Hopefully after tonight ;-)
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Fast-talkers for Ian Kinsler
"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009
Millwood
Question. Are we seeing:
a) a veteran pitcher in the last throes of his career having a good first half?
or
b) a career resurgence?
How much can this be attributed to Maddux?
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by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Nolan begs to differ.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
We're seeing some good defense behind a decent, aging pitcher who doesn't strike hardly anyone out anymore.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
No interest
in the truth I guess.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
I don't see it as the truth
This is to both of you…
A pitcher doesn’t have to strike out lots of guys to be good. I’m sure at some point you have both played baseball. There are strikes and there are strikes. They’re not created equal. Feldman and Millwood throw lots of pitchers’ strikes. They’re hard to hit well. And it’s not lucky.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
There are some decent pitchers who get by with low K rates.
Millwood and Feldman fall under that category.
But truly good pitchers strike out people. They just do. Because they’re good pitchers, with good stuff.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I think if you told either one of them to go out and strike out guys
…they’d have the stuff to do it. Feldman would be better at it. They’re just going with a different game plan.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I disagree
If they really had the stuff to strike out more people, they’d at least have average K rates. But I don’t think any pitchers actually go out there with the intent not to strike out people and wind up with below-average K rates.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I think they're trying to get through AB's with fewer pitches.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I just don't think that makes any sense.
Because of you really do pound the strike zone with suposedly great stuff that nobody can hit, guys should still be swinging and missing at least at an average rate.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
They're not pounding the zone
They’re staying on the edges of it.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Again, I don't think that's the case
I think you’re missing the entire point. Good pitchers will make people swing and miss (and subsiquently strike out). But Millwood’s swing-and-miss percentage is 6.7, 26th lowest in the majors. Feldman’s is 16th lowest. Vicente Padilla is 6th lowest.
The bottom line is our starters don’t stike anyone out because the y don’t miss bats. They don’t miss bats because they’re really not throwing “great” stuff.
The difference-maker this year has been the defense.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Why?
A and B are both really incorrect, I think. Millwood’s a decent pitcher who can probably succeed for a couple more years with good defense behind him, but at the same time he’s not really seeing a resurgence, either.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Maddux has probably helped some
But the biggest thing is he’s pitching to his ability after a couple of years of not caring enough to stay in shape to allow himself to do that.
Whether he cares enough next year is open to debate – hopefully Nolan has lit a long-burning fire.
"He struck him out swinging! Hello no-hitter number seven!" - Mark Holtz
Pitching coaches are just like women.
Eventually you tune them out. Getting a new one usually fixes that problem.
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Somebody make that their quote before I do
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
70 strikeouts this year
If he gets 70 more thats 140 which is just about where he used to be in his day.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Yeah, but he's also on pace to throw a ton of innings this year.
His K/9 is a career low so far.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I kinda think choice b.
He is just so different in interviews this year, it’s like he totally understand his role of being a staff ace.
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
c) a contract year?
"He struck him out swinging! Hello no-hitter number seven!" - Mark Holtz
There is no "c"
…and this isn’t a contract year for him, exactly. He as an option vesting if he pitches something like 180 innings.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
True, but if he didn't get on the stick 180 innings was in no way guaranteed
Since it’s cake or death and chicken isn’t an option, my heart says B but my head says A
"He struck him out swinging! Hello no-hitter number seven!" - Mark Holtz
Van Robinette, I remember that name.
Geez I’ve been watching games too long…
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Something's gotta change with Kinsler and that uppercut swing.
Or it won’t. But it should.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Treat Kinsler home runs like first-quarter Josh Howard made threes
They guarantee an extended run of a poor approach
"He struck him out swinging! Hello no-hitter number seven!" - Mark Holtz
or not.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Good movie too
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I was expecting a weather map to appear on that green screen of a shirt he was wearing
"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009
"Rangers in Control 2-0"?
Way to jinx, nancy boy.
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Sigh.
DP Dino.
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-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
drumroll please...
brrrbrbrbrbrrbrbrbrbrbbr
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Come on Millwood
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
TA DA!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
with clothes on that is...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Guerrero looks like it's the worst pain ever
for him to run to 3rd base.
Body starting to fall apart on you, Vladdy?…. and why might that be?
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Goddamn it.
What a cheap ass run.
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Another crazy DP.
8-1-2.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
At least they care/pay attention enough to catch that shit now.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Badass play by Salts too.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Man, that should have ended up better
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Fuck you, Rivera.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Wow
Byrd takes a walk
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Byrd getting some 'speck.
I like.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Never again.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Or the colors of his hair.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHA!
can that be good luck?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
MY EYES...........AND EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Chipmunk.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
God....
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you.
Never post that pic again…well, unless you can ’shop a bullet hole in the middle of his forehead, that is.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Sometimes a slump buster...
can be a man and his shiny, shiny shirt.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Woah, Sir!
You need to stay on the good side of New Fine Arts…the other side is icky.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Borbon in cruz out
hmm?
please don’t be hurt seriously. we were just going to get the offense back together.
the preceding post was a great success.
We're getting the band back together!!!
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I got a half pack of smokes.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Ric is...
rallying the Rangers offense, not the ballgame score.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
COME ON BORBON!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Bank!!!!!
Come on Borbon!!!! Let’s go, Rocky top.
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Borbon's going to hit one out now
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I'd lose control
of bodily functions.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
The Rally Rick Renner (Rx3)
It is LUCKY!!!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
PURPLE PIG TIME!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Again, it's an Rx3
Rally Rick Renner
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Can't rally when you are already leading.
You baked?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
As I said...
it’s a Rangers offense rally!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
ill take a fielders choice rbi, sac fly, anything. just don't K for nothing.
the preceding post was a great success.
wtf
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
Just don't strikeout....
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Borbon looks like he's 35.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
He's the Greg Oden of the Rangers?
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
God I hope not.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
this
veddy true
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Any indication at all as to what's up with Nelly?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
stiff lower back
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
