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Man I really enjoyed Boomers

Suck vs blow comment.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Thank you, thank you very much(in Elvis overtones)

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Before the thread closed,

I started to say we should campaign for Fair Poles and Suck Jobs.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Repost:

My pic is kinda small, but does MY look noticably slower this year?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

and he never was a burner either

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, I kinda thought so.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milly's got this now

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Pitch count?

Anyone?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

93

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

94

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then you suck.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Borbon with the Borbonehead move in left.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

mmmm...

Ok, I’ll give it to you.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bah.

Pick up the freaking ball, Julio.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

magnum

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great, an error.

You can probably forget seeing him in CF anytime soon.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm gonna mail you a gold-plated knee.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well Borbon's throw looked plenty strong there, it just went straight into the ground.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

that literally made me LOL

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wake up ump...

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

fucking ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah fuck that ump

fuck fuck

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck you Chode.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF....

'Howard makes me fear the NKoreans less... If they shot anything at us, he’d be there to block it." - Aquaman56

"Also Ian’s season is following the same pattern as Ricky Martins Career. Both needed another hit, bad." - SaltyGoesYard

by MayurP on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

YOU DO NOT CLAP ON OUR THIRD BASE MOTHERFUCKER

We need a rooftop assassin at the Ballpark immediately.

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Que?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

I tend not to mind little shit like that.

It’s the big old fist-pump screaming dancing strutting shit that makes my thick goopy crimson blood boil.

But I’m all for carnage, so, go for it.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

*volunteers*

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mr Rogers?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome idea.

Quick, someone call GB.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for nothing you blind blue bastard

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

go team go!

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Bobby Abreu.

Just throw a strike, he won’t hit it!

How can you walk him with four pitches?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Partially

Because the home plate is fucking blind.

Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989

by Brandon Bibb on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know, it always puzzles me when pitchers can't get called strikes in a certain place yet they keep pounding that exact same spot.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

when doesn't he?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he will

Satisfy that urge immediately upon returning to the tunnel

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Delicious

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

drool

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

much better!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grazie

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh I like this one better

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

everyone feel free to save and post when needed

Or whatever else you want to do with it (I just don’t care to know).

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's my new screen saver.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah

there’s my sense of foreboding.

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

nothing can be easy

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by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

son of a bitch......

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK!!!

GODDAMN IT MURPHY! WTF ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE???

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

WARM FASTER, O'DAY

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

It's technically true, though.

I mean… technically.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh murph.. close.

needed to make hunter look like a fool for flipping his bat on an out.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

David Murphy is a suckass RF'er.

Nelly Cruz would’ve caught the fuck out of that ball.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah,

I just figured Dirk was kidding.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vladimir

is an odd name for a latino

by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

he's half Czech

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vladimir

Is a man.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS IS A FUCK!

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

What was that face?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCKING MICHAEL YOUNG IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE AT THIRD FUCKING BASE

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice tag, Mike.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Dude.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec

Just because I spewed Kool Aid out my nose.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is why I love you, Dirky.

Awesome.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now if that happens

in real life, you’ll be the prime suspect.

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec-tum

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was just bush league as hell.

What a terrible 3b he is.

It’s so laughable that Josh and Tom were talking about what a good third baseman he’s become.

He’s terrible.

That weak ass shit gets u benched in high school and de-scholarshipped in college.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh god ><

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Just stop that man.

Jesus.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bad mojo.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Walk Vladimir Guerrero.

Wow. We know how to give back games.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Courtest of Face and his awesome give them an out at 3b on the bases, then give them another out at 3rd in the field cause you suck at all facets of the game approach to the game.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's this, Darren O' Day?

Help us, Obi-wan Kenobi – you’re our only hope.

by jam0152 on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, that sets up the DP at least

Try it again:

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Then right after I said,

“TA DA!”

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes please

Even though we only need one out.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP!!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

that's how you fuckin tag

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice Salty!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

nice throw

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

You see what he did there, Face?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

what a throwwwwwwwwwwwww

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Good grief...

You guys are some major MY haters. He’s serviceable at 3b. Nowhere near as bad as one would think by reading these boards.

by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

He's really not very good at third.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually yes

with a glove he is pretty horrible

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

no. he's awful.

maybe the worst in the league. sorry. He can hit though and he’s got to play somewhere.

by Garcia on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, he sucks.

But he’ll get better so I don’t complain too much. But then he’ll be too old and will suck again. At that point I will complain.

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

He makes too many

absolutely horrible plays like he just did there to be even labeled “serviceable”.

by behindthebag on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

ole!

UZR says hes -21/150 which is quite bad. my eyes say hes bad.

that doesn’t mean he has to be… he should be able to improve. and get over his fear of the ball hitting him.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Serviceable according to fuck what?

Do you not watch the games or look at defensive stats?

What on Earth could you be basing this on?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously?

He plays deep and hugs the line while Elvis covers everything else. He has the slowest feet of any infielder in baseball. He looks retarded over there on a routine basis.

by ncrangerfan on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Young

He really is a bad third baseman.

I’d have more sympathy for him it he had prepared for playing 3B in the offseason, rather than complaining about the move for three months.

by Darrell McKown on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's only the worst defensive third baseman in baseball.

Clearly, he’s serviceable as hell.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blalock's not a 3rd baseman.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blalock doesn't paly there anymore, so that's kind of irrelevant.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

And you're talking about old Hank Blalock

He’s still worse than Hank used to be over there.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

Comparing Young to Vazquez/Blalock of last year, I think MY’s a step up. By the end of the season, it will be a big step up.

by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

By UZR/150, Young is worth than both were last year.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

*worse, not worth.

Apparently I have a lithp.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thilly boy.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

My typing fucking thucks.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really.

Vazquez, who got the bulk of the playing time last year at third, had a -15 UZR/150.

MY has a -20 UZR/150.

Even if you expect it to improve over the rest of the season, I don’t think it’s going to be a whole lot better than Vazquez’s.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, nevermind.

Wrong UZR/150 for Vazquez. He was -18 at 3B last year.

So Vazquez is worse than I thought, and he still wasn’t as bad as MY has been.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except that Young has been worse than Vazquez was last year.

Vazquez uzr/150 at 3b: -18.3
Face at 3b in ’09: -20.9

Face flunks the fuck out of the eye test, too.

And like someone else already said, I’d have a lot more patience for the suck if he had actually worked on 3b this off season rather than whining and complaining like a little vag and going out of his way to let us know he wasn’t going to work at 3b during the off season cause he didn’t think he should have to.

Eff that guy.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soze ur Mom.

What’s your point?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

theres a reason blalock is no longer a third baseman

thats like saying that your fast, compared to adrian gonzalez

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

There are not many fans of Young’s defense at third here, eh?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont think there is even one

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, there's knucklewhatever09.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

he doesnt count

because there is no way hes actually serious

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

so will u be coming back?

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by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dear Mike Scioscia

That was a very stupid decision.

You got lucky on the steal at third. You weren’t going to get lucky twice.

Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989

by Brandon Bibb on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

good view from behind home

steeeerike.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU WHERE RUNNING YOU STUPID GIMP, BUT THANK YOU

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

That's some piss poor managing by Sosschia.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

hooray for stupidity!

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

O'Baby!!

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously,

Vlad is a fucking idiot. Surely Socia was not behind that.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

So, I was at dinner.

Why Borbon for Cruz: injury, or just to get the kid some playing time?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Lower back pain.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh.

That’s not good.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cruz pulled a muscle or something.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

ooo ooo

Where’d you eat?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neighborhood burger-beer-and-bourbon joint.

And yes, folks, the drink is spelled with a “u,” and the player is not.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sort of.

But they have solid burgers, and a relatively large menu beyond that ~ lots of stuff from the grill. Seating in the back, pool table and some more seating upstairs. Caught a bunch of the Cardinals-Giants game ’case it started raining.

Any Balmer folks here? They’d probably know it…

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't care.

I hate him.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

“Socia,” just like I said.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Douche is easier to remember.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Serve is being held.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Wear it!

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Rush the mound! :)

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

CHARGE THE MOUND

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck that bullshit.

Byrd just got hit?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I want vengence

or just a good brawl

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

free baserunner

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

by a 68 mph

breaking ball

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still, this is just Douche's way of being angry, and lashing out.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yuck

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Hank Blalock.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we put Tommy Hunter on the mound for one pitch?

Preferably right at Torri Hunter’s face.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

NO...bring on the assasin

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Otis Nixon might

Scarborough Green as well

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

more on green

per wikipedia

Following his career in baseball, Green pursued a collegiate football career at NCAA Division II Harding University. Green transferred to Division III McMurry University in Abilene, Texas, to play football.

While serving as the football team’s punter, wide receiver, and in other positions, Green participated in track and field for McMurry. Green had a strong leg in the 2007 National Champion McMurry University 4×100 relay team, and he added to his All-American titles by running in the 4×400 relay.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow.

My dad went to McMurry…I bet he doesn’t know that tidbit of info

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

my brother went to HP for a year

be he doesnt know either

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Dustin Pedroia.

Wait, what?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please get through this CJ

I don’t want to hear all the wash bashing otherwise sure to occur.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Wash sucks.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your mom.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

So much for CJ not pitching tonight after last night's disaster?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

That's what I'm thinking.

I think Elvis made an error that led to a lot of that, if I remember correctly

by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Teen angst.

It’s all the rage now…evidently.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Near disaster, anyway.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ always gives up that leadoff hit or walk.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

The only thing that made "Charmed" worth watching!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shannen Doherty is hot as well.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's not as hot now as she once was.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

90210?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Around that era, yeah.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

She was never hot,

not even in 90210!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tiffany Amber-Thiessen

Now that is hot.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hellz Yeah!!!

Good ole’ Saved by the Bell!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Elizabeth Berkley!!!

OMG!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boo.

Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?

by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crazy chicks are hot, dammit!!

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crazy?

She was just a BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're hot too!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

So?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ya'll are crazy

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are

That is a very attractive woman and if you saw her walking down the sidewalk you’d look twice. Either that or you’re gay, lying, or celebrity drunk.

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd hold her hand at the dance.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

I’m the one who first said she was hot.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't say she was fugly...

but her alledged attitude is a put off

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

You've never dated a hot, attitude-stocked woman before?

It may not be the sort of relationship you want to commit to, but it can be a lot of fun over short periods of time.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have some very fond memories,

mixed with some very not-so-fond memories.

But on the whole, it was definitely worth it.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually married 1,

but she is also good with my kids, so it evens out.

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are y'all still married?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

and her 20 yo daughter is currently preggers x 3. So I am going to have 3 grandbabies before the age of 40.

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, good stuff then.

Though now I’m at a loss as to why Shannon Doherty’s reputed bitchiness is a turn-off.

Best wishes for your (step?)daughter’s triplets…

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's bar hot

but not celebrity hot anymore

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

True,

McGowan got hotter after she went brunette…HMC was extremely GND, but hot before she really was pregnant.

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep