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Man I really enjoyed Boomers

Suck vs blow comment.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Thank you, thank you very much(in Elvis overtones)

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Before the thread closed,

I started to say we should campaign for Fair Poles and Suck Jobs.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What else does it say?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Repost:

My pic is kinda small, but does MY look noticably slower this year?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

and he never was a burner either

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, I kinda thought so.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Milly's got this now

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitch count?

Anyone?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

93

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

94

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then you suck.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Borbon with the Borbonehead move in left.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mmmm...

Ok, I’ll give it to you.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bah.

Pick up the freaking ball, Julio.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Should switch to Trojans then

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

magnum

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great, an error.

You can probably forget seeing him in CF anytime soon.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna mail you a gold-plated knee.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well Borbon's throw looked plenty strong there, it just went straight into the ground.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that literally made me LOL

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on..

by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wake up ump...

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah fuck that ump

fuck fuck

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Chode.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF....

'Howard makes me fear the NKoreans less... If they shot anything at us, he’d be there to block it." - Aquaman56

"Also Ian’s season is following the same pattern as Ricky Martins Career. Both needed another hit, bad." - SaltyGoesYard

by hinduplaya on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU DO NOT CLAP ON OUR THIRD BASE MOTHERFUCKER

We need a rooftop assassin at the Ballpark immediately.

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Que?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, okay.

I tend not to mind little shit like that.

It’s the big old fist-pump screaming dancing strutting shit that makes my thick goopy crimson blood boil.

But I’m all for carnage, so, go for it.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*volunteers*

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr Rogers?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome idea.

Quick, someone call GB.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for nothing you blind blue bastard

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go team go!

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bobby Abreu.

Just throw a strike, he won’t hit it!

How can you walk him with four pitches?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Partially

Because the home plate is fucking blind.

Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989

by Brandon Bibb on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great job by the Rangers to win the last 2 of this series.

Huge. Especially with 10 of the last 13 in the season series at Anaheim.

by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jinxie Bastard!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, it always puzzles me when pitchers can't get called strikes in a certain place yet they keep pounding that exact same spot.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

when doesn't he?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he will

Satisfy that urge immediately upon returning to the tunnel

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Delicious

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

drool

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

much better!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grazie

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I like this one better

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

everyone feel free to save and post when needed

Or whatever else you want to do with it (I just don’t care to know).

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's my new screen saver.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

there’s my sense of foreboding.

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing can be easy

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

son of a bitch......

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK!!!

GODDAMN IT MURPHY! WTF ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE???

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WARM FASTER, O'DAY

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's technically true, though.

I mean… technically.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh murph.. close.

needed to make hunter look like a fool for flipping his bat on an out.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss all those cartoons

…even though some of them were horribly racist.

By the way, dammit. (game)

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

David Murphy is a suckass RF'er.

Nelly Cruz would’ve caught the fuck out of that ball.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

I just figured Dirk was kidding.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vladimir

is an odd name for a latino

by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's half Czech

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vladimir

Is a man.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS A FUCK!

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What was that face?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCKING MICHAEL YOUNG IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE AT THIRD FUCKING BASE

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice tag, Mike.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec

Just because I spewed Kool Aid out my nose.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is why I love you, Dirky.

Awesome.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now if that happens

in real life, you’ll be the prime suspect.

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec-tum

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was just bush league as hell.

What a terrible 3b he is.

It’s so laughable that Josh and Tom were talking about what a good third baseman he’s become.

He’s terrible.

That weak ass shit gets u benched in high school and de-scholarshipped in college.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh god ><

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just stop that man.

Jesus.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad mojo.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walk Vladimir Guerrero.

Wow. We know how to give back games.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Courtest of Face and his awesome give them an out at 3b on the bases, then give them another out at 3rd in the field cause you suck at all facets of the game approach to the game.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's this, Darren O' Day?

Help us, Obi-wan Kenobi – you’re our only hope.

by jam0152 on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, that sets up the DP at least

Try it again:

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Then right after I said,

“TA DA!”

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes please

Even though we only need one out.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP!!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's how you fuckin tag

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice Salty!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice throw

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You see what he did there, Face?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what a throwwwwwwwwwwwww

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good grief...

You guys are some major MY haters. He’s serviceable at 3b. Nowhere near as bad as one would think by reading these boards.

by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's really not very good at third.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually yes

with a glove he is pretty horrible

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no. he's awful.

maybe the worst in the league. sorry. He can hit though and he’s got to play somewhere.

by Garcia on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, he sucks.

But he’ll get better so I don’t complain too much. But then he’ll be too old and will suck again. At that point I will complain.

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He makes too many

absolutely horrible plays like he just did there to be even labeled “serviceable”.

by behindthebag on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ole!

UZR says hes -21/150 which is quite bad. my eyes say hes bad.

that doesn’t mean he has to be… he should be able to improve. and get over his fear of the ball hitting him.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Serviceable according to fuck what?

Do you not watch the games or look at defensive stats?

What on Earth could you be basing this on?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

He plays deep and hugs the line while Elvis covers everything else. He has the slowest feet of any infielder in baseball. He looks retarded over there on a routine basis.

by ncrangerfan on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Young

He really is a bad third baseman.

I’d have more sympathy for him it he had prepared for playing 3B in the offseason, rather than complaining about the move for three months.

by Darrell McKown on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he's only the worst defensive third baseman in baseball.

Clearly, he’s serviceable as hell.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blalock's not a 3rd baseman.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blalock doesn't paly there anymore, so that's kind of irrelevant.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you're talking about old Hank Blalock

He’s still worse than Hank used to be over there.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Comparing Young to Vazquez/Blalock of last year, I think MY’s a step up. By the end of the season, it will be a big step up.

by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

By UZR/150, Young is worth than both were last year.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*worse, not worth.

Apparently I have a lithp.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thilly boy.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My typing fucking thucks.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really.

Vazquez, who got the bulk of the playing time last year at third, had a -15 UZR/150.

MY has a -20 UZR/150.

Even if you expect it to improve over the rest of the season, I don’t think it’s going to be a whole lot better than Vazquez’s.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, nevermind.

Wrong UZR/150 for Vazquez. He was -18 at 3B last year.

So Vazquez is worse than I thought, and he still wasn’t as bad as MY has been.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except that Young has been worse than Vazquez was last year.

Vazquez uzr/150 at 3b: -18.3
Face at 3b in ’09: -20.9

Face flunks the fuck out of the eye test, too.

And like someone else already said, I’d have a lot more patience for the suck if he had actually worked on 3b this off season rather than whining and complaining like a little vag and going out of his way to let us know he wasn’t going to work at 3b during the off season cause he didn’t think he should have to.

Eff that guy.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soze ur Mom.

What’s your point?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

theres a reason blalock is no longer a third baseman

thats like saying that your fast, compared to adrian gonzalez

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

There are not many fans of Young’s defense at third here, eh?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would there be?

He fucking sucks at 3rd.

by behindthebag on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont think there is even one

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, there's knucklewhatever09.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he doesnt count

because there is no way hes actually serious

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so will u be coming back?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Mike Scioscia

That was a very stupid decision.

You got lucky on the steal at third. You weren’t going to get lucky twice.

Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989

by Brandon Bibb on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good view from behind home

steeeerike.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA

I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU WHERE RUNNING YOU STUPID GIMP, BUT THANK YOU

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's some piss poor managing by Sosschia.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hooray for stupidity!

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

O'Baby!!

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOHOOO

Thank you Salty

by ScratchHorn on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike Socia must have a lot of money on the Rangers tonight

because they are killing themselves

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously,

Vlad is a fucking idiot. Surely Socia was not behind that.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So, I was at dinner.

Why Borbon for Cruz: injury, or just to get the kid some playing time?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lower back pain.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh.

That’s not good.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cruz pulled a muscle or something.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooo ooo

Where’d you eat?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Neighborhood burger-beer-and-bourbon joint.

And yes, folks, the drink is spelled with a “u,” and the player is not.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sort of.

But they have solid burgers, and a relatively large menu beyond that ~ lots of stuff from the grill. Seating in the back, pool table and some more seating upstairs. Caught a bunch of the Cardinals-Giants game ’case it started raining.

Any Balmer folks here? They’d probably know it…

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't care.

I hate him.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

“Socia,” just like I said.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Douche is easier to remember.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Serve is being held.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wear it!

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Rush the mound! :)

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CHARGE THE MOUND

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck that bullshit.

Byrd just got hit?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I want vengence

or just a good brawl

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

free baserunner

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

by a 68 mph

breaking ball

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still, this is just Douche's way of being angry, and lashing out.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yuck

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Hank Blalock.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we put Tommy Hunter on the mound for one pitch?

Preferably right at Torri Hunter’s face.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NO...bring on the assasin

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Otis Nixon might

Scarborough Green as well

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

more on green

per wikipedia

Following his career in baseball, Green pursued a collegiate football career at NCAA Division II Harding University. Green transferred to Division III McMurry University in Abilene, Texas, to play football.

While serving as the football team’s punter, wide receiver, and in other positions, Green participated in track and field for McMurry. Green had a strong leg in the 2007 National Champion McMurry University 4×100 relay team, and he added to his All-American titles by running in the 4×400 relay.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.

My dad went to McMurry…I bet he doesn’t know that tidbit of info

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my brother went to HP for a year

be he doesnt know either

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Dustin Pedroia.

Wait, what?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please get through this CJ

I don’t want to hear all the wash bashing otherwise sure to occur.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wash sucks.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your mom.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CJ should not have been available today

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'll get bashed even if CJ does.

There’s always something to bash him about.

by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So much for CJ not pitching tonight after last night's disaster?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what I'm thinking.

I think Elvis made an error that led to a lot of that, if I remember correctly

by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We pitched CJ wilson and frankie francisco in non save situations

It was the apocalypse of baseball

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Teen angst.

It’s all the rage now…evidently.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Near disaster, anyway.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CJ always gives up that leadoff hit or walk.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The only thing that made "Charmed" worth watching!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rose McGowan is hot

Holly Marie Combs is cute

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shannen Doherty is hot as well.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's not as hot now as she once was.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

90210?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Around that era, yeah.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was never hot,

not even in 90210!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tiffany Amber-Thiessen

Now that is hot.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hellz Yeah!!!

Good ole’ Saved by the Bell!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Elizabeth Berkley!!!

OMG!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boo.

Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?

by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crazy chicks are hot, dammit!!

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crazy?

She was just a BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're hot too!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya'll are crazy

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are

That is a very attractive woman and if you saw her walking down the sidewalk you’d look twice. Either that or you’re gay, lying, or celebrity drunk.

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd hold her hand at the dance.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

I’m the one who first said she was hot.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't say she was fugly...

but her alledged attitude is a put off

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You've never dated a hot, attitude-stocked woman before?

It may not be the sort of relationship you want to commit to, but it can be a lot of fun over short periods of time.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have some very fond memories,

mixed with some very not-so-fond memories.

But on the whole, it was definitely worth it.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually married 1,

but she is also good with my kids, so it evens out.

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are y'all still married?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

and her 20 yo daughter is currently preggers x 3. So I am going to have 3 grandbabies before the age of 40.

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, good stuff then.

Though now I’m at a loss as to why Shannon Doherty’s reputed bitchiness is a turn-off.

Best wishes for your (step?)daughter’s triplets…

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's bar hot

but not celebrity hot anymore

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True,

McGowan got hotter after she went brunette…HMC was extremely GND, but hot before she really was pregnant.

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double plays are not the only things that phot induces.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*photo

Fuck.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It worked, and I now need smoke

BRB…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You really have to move the TV next to the window

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rhads sounds very unconfident.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously john

“im worried we might lose”

really?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice punch out Ceej!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sickening, nasty pitch

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HA!

NICE SWING!
What a hack!

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone see the Baseball Tonight guys

making fun of a swing Kevin Millar took the other night?
Hilarious.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where was that pitch?

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So much for CJ's not doing well on back to back nights?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shhh

hold oooooooonnnnnn

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean in the middle of all that Washington bashing...

…you chose to sit out?

Hmmm… somehow I doubt that.

by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wash didn't have much choice, becuase Padilla forced him to expend his middle-releif staff the night before

Contrary to what you think, I only bash Wash when I have a problem with what he’s done. I didn’t have a big problem with what he did last night, because he didn’t have a choice.

I just don’t put much energy into defending him when people go blitzkreig on him for no good reason, becuase it’s usually just karmic retribution for some bonehead move he’s pulled in the past.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t know why they keep running when it’s obv foul.. as if a huge gust of wind is going to blow it fair

by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Are the red tops cooler?

They’ve worn them all series.

by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you do realize

that the pitcher has the option/choice (IIRC)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they're good luck

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they look cooler

If you’re talking about temperature… no.

by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cut it out already.

K

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy geezus CJ!!!!!!!!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow CJ

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEA CJ!!!

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Again...

CJ is so horrible… blah blah blah…

by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck these biatches

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking beautiful.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The little girl in those Rangers promos

has dog face

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just For Men Dad wouldn't even hit that shit.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not saying I wouldn't

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ceej is PISSED!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Vote for mustard/soy broiled salmon and brussel sprouts!

Gotta cook, I’m out.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's 10 p man, wth?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm European man...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no ice with your drinks?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I put the shot glass in the freezer first.

Does that count?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let me check...............

if you drive a Smart car then yes it counts

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha...never.

It’s been too good of a game to leave tonight…I can always eat after I watch my Rangers win.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe this bad joke will run you off

If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunno.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're-a-peein'!

HA!

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You were right

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go with the smallest brussel sprouts you can find.

The larger ones just aren’t as good.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used to grow them in my garden, love em.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone ever mentioned on here

how Frankie looks like a turtle?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I've always thought he looks like the 80s SNL animated character

Tippy Turtle.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly.

I almost said a cartoon turtle

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All brown people look like turtles to me.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about purple people?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wow...

That’s racist!

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

It’s a flavor of soda, like Orange, or Purple…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its the source of his power.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you put

Frankie’s head on a cartoon turtle?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Says the guy who thinks CJ can't pitch back to back days ever

And something about a 1.19 era

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well franke didn't close too many games out while he was on the DL

and CJ isn’t exactly the picture of health. how many surgeries is it?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

IIRC CJ has had 2, Frankie has had 3

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would you suggest?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought we were going to get out of this game with Davis not swinging wildly on a terrible pitch.

But I was wrong.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's an oxymoron

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eyre/El duque/Moscoso/Feliz

have combined for 9 shutout innings at AAA. 2 hits 7 K’s. Going to extra innings though since the offense sucks donkey penis.

by behindthebag on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

really

a fucking promo for ice age on fox sports SW?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

$$$

But it will make a lot of money so that means it must be GREAT.

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i had a little rant about michael bay

critics hate his shit

yet he makes almost as much money/movie on average as james cameron (about 5 mil less) — as much as speilburg, in top 5 in hollywood as a director

but there isnt a freaking critic out there that likes his shit

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny movie when you're baked

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's sort of what I was commenting on

These talking computer animation movies are so sterile looking and boring. And people love them.

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Up was really good.

As was Wall*E.

But generally most of the talking computer animation movies are kid movies, and kid movies do tend to be sterile and boring… and profitable as fuck cause people love being able to take a big group of kids somewhere that will make them sit still and be quiet for two hours at a time.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pixar > dreamworks

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But.. But..

Shrek is awesome!

Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?

by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x1,000,000

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

im 21

and like pretty much all of there movies

but there last 3 have been a cut above cinematically speaking IMO (though id still put toy story up there too)

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wall*E was great.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

did u see what

we said on the 1st page of the gdt?

apparently someone thinks since u make money you must be good

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

naw was out after about the 2nd inning

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

did we seriously

just do that fucking plug?

embarrassing

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by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yip...

that freakin movie is everywhere…yet another movie series that needs to end

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What movie is that?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ice Age XXIV

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reminded me of Airplane 2 with the Rocky poster in the background

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ice Age

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh.

They made more than one of those POS’s?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this is the third.

Luckily I’m sterile from my days as a Russian-hunting nuclear sub captain so I have no progeny and so am not forced to see shit like this.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You hunted Russians in a nuclear sub?

Isn’t it easier with just a rifle and a duck blind?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i saw the 1st one

whenever the hell it came out, it was ok

really dont care to see the other ones

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by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beats the hell outta your

“Special Friend”, Rick.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler. Bomb. Now.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he owes us.

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well he took a HR cut!

i know, i know, its rare he does so.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buenos nachos.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohh spanish..

are you fluent?

No (feels forehead), I feel fine…

by cmkelly29 on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pixar vs dreamworks

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clearly, Ian Kinsler's swing is juuuuuust fine.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FINISH THIS!


Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It may be time

to stop pretending Kins is a leadoff man now that we have Borbon up here.

by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

come on frankie

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Julio Borbon

will cut you so bad, you no wish he cut you so bad.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!!!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That'

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

s awesome

damn preview button

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That what ya get chone

dugout

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thats what you call luck.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously,

WTF was he doing?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

eat poo chode

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Figgins:

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude

Is that from a movie?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah it's really gross

I kinda wish it would go away.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"He sent me snuff"

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a ginger.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This from a guy with a monkey as his pic.

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail.

meant to reply to Lost in Space

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Further down, I mean

double fail. No more booze for a while

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"is that real?" with a camera shot through the hole in her head?

its from texas chainsaw massacre i believe.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup...that's the movie I was thinking it was from...

the chick they pick up that freaks out in the first part of the movie

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

UH, gross

and uncalled for….

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chone Figgins

Not only is he the size of a cockroach, but he has the intellegence of one too!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha!!!!

Way to go Figgins!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mama Can't Spell got greedy.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's funny!!

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a man landed on the moon

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brilliant

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Landed on moon

Nothing to do, got bored, left.
Went back a few times, still couldn’t find anything to do.
Haven’t been back since.

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Picked off between 2nd & 3rd.

Dummy play.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

9-4-5-6-5

WTH is it with the odd plays tonight?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

time to go play cash 5.

Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?

by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure what the big deal is

I think he woulda been at 3b standing without him tripping.

by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't

I think he was hosed.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frankie still looks a little rusty.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was true grit.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Put him away

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PLEASE

go ahead and squash these cockroaches!

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jul 1, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

frankie pitch like frankie

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

like pre-DL Frankie

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Bobby Abreu

Goddamn it.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate abreu

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How about a game ending double play?!?!?!

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Then again...maybe not

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damnit

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's never easy is it?

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn't be Rangers baseball if it were...

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are the Rangers

What do you expect?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is hilarious

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm.

I thought the game ended 5 minutes ago per this thread. Guess not.

Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?

by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pfft its over.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok now i regret this statement

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He just needs to relax

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Frankies not confident, neither am I

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's hitting 94

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One more for Frankie's sake...


Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is Frankie the closer again?

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Toriiiii

Make sure to tell your kid you hurt your balls tonight.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it, Two Frank.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

rut roh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

get someone warmed up

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Son of a bitch.

I have a terrible feeling right now.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Get your shit together Frankie.

Like rightfuckingnow

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

phew

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is making me very sad.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That makes me happier.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh jesus… thanks you

by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh thank you vladdy

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

omg...wow

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Vlad fail.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you davis

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rat face better not ruin it for me

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice, CD.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HA!

That pup is really trying to get away from something.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rivera.

Fuck you preemptively.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

word

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather have hunter up than freakin rivera

i hate this man

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

can we get

a single play squid?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, Frankie is just all over the freaking place.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck me

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I knew it.

I knew it. i felt it

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck me.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NO FUCKING WAY!!!

no fucking way.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well fuck

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAIFSQOUE

IT HURTS

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep

You could see that coming.

Frankie doesn’t have it tonight.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is your fault.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In a perfect world,

It would be the Assassin pitching against Rivera right now!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

FUCK FUC KFUCK

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck me running

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU!

He still doesn’t look to be 100%

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

just going to go ahead and say this

should have left FUCKING CJ in

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

eat shit and die rivera

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

UN-FREAKIN-BELIEVABLE!!!!!!

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Back to the DL with him

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cock sucking Japanese monkey women with pigtails.

That sucked.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yakity Fucking Sax.

Are you sucking fucking me?

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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