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Man I really enjoyed Boomers
Suck vs blow comment.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Thank you, thank you very much(in Elvis overtones)
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Before the thread closed,
I started to say we should campaign for Fair Poles and Suck Jobs.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Baseball 101 says: Never make the first or third out at third base.
That said, I like the hustle from Mike.
by jam0152 on Jul 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What else does it say?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Repost:
My pic is kinda small, but does MY look noticably slower this year?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
and he never was a burner either
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, I kinda thought so.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Milly's got this now
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitch count?
Anyone?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
94
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you suck.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Borbon with the Borbonehead move in left.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mmmm...
Ok, I’ll give it to you.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bah.
Pick up the freaking ball, Julio.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Should switch to Trojans then
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great, an error.
You can probably forget seeing him in CF anytime soon.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna mail you a gold-plated knee.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Borbon's throw looked plenty strong there, it just went straight into the ground.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that literally made me LOL
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wake up ump...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking ump
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah fuck that ump
fuck fuck
"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009
by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Chode.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF....
'Howard makes me fear the NKoreans less... If they shot anything at us, he’d be there to block it." - Aquaman56
"Also Ian’s season is following the same pattern as Ricky Martins Career. Both needed another hit, bad." - SaltyGoesYard
by hinduplaya on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU DO NOT CLAP ON OUR THIRD BASE MOTHERFUCKER
We need a rooftop assassin at the Ballpark immediately.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Que?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figgins...when he got to third he clapped.
I don’t like it and want him executed.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, okay.
I tend not to mind little shit like that.
It’s the big old fist-pump screaming dancing strutting shit that makes my thick goopy crimson blood boil.
But I’m all for carnage, so, go for it.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*volunteers*
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr Rogers?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome idea.
Quick, someone call GB.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for nothing you blind blue bastard
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go team go!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bobby Abreu.
Just throw a strike, he won’t hit it!
How can you walk him with four pitches?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Partially
Because the home plate is fucking blind.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great job by the Rangers to win the last 2 of this series.
Huge. Especially with 10 of the last 13 in the season series at Anaheim.
by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
done did
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jinxie Bastard!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, it always puzzles me when pitchers can't get called strikes in a certain place yet they keep pounding that exact same spot.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ronny Wash looks like he could use a smoke.
by jam0152 on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
when doesn't he?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he will
Satisfy that urge immediately upon returning to the tunnel
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
much better!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I like this one better
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
everyone feel free to save and post when needed
Or whatever else you want to do with it (I just don’t care to know).
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's my new screen saver.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah
there’s my sense of foreboding.
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing can be easy
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
son of a bitch......
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK!!!
GODDAMN IT MURPHY! WTF ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE???
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WARM FASTER, O'DAY
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
David Murphy is sloow getting back on a ball.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember when folks claimed he could play all three OF positions....
by ncrangerfan on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's technically true, though.
I mean… technically.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh murph.. close.
needed to make hunter look like a fool for flipping his bat on an out.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we watching a baseball game or cartoons here?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that look have gave to the ump was badass
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If they woulda put Borbon in CF
Byrd makes that play
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Murphy is a suckass RF'er.
Nelly Cruz would’ve caught the fuck out of that ball.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry, Nelson Cruz is not a better OF than Murphy. And that ain't saying just a whole lot.
by jam0152 on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
I just figured Dirk was kidding.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
with no glove, Kevin Mitchellesque...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vladimir
is an odd name for a latino
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's half Czech
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vladimir
Is a man.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS A FUCK!
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What was that face?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING MICHAEL YOUNG IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE AT THIRD FUCKING BASE
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I certainly hope not.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hope not, really hope not
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice tag, Mike.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I FUCKING HATE HIM SO MUCH.
HE IS SO TERRIBLE.
I HOPE HE DIES WHILE WATCHING A MONKEY MAKE LOVE TO HIS WIFE AGAINST HER WILL.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
This is why I love you, Dirky.
Awesome.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now if that happens
in real life, you’ll be the prime suspect.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec-tum
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does it smell good?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Salty catches that fouled third strike off his mask
is it an out? I would imagine yes.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was just bush league as hell.
What a terrible 3b he is.
It’s so laughable that Josh and Tom were talking about what a good third baseman he’s become.
He’s terrible.
That weak ass shit gets u benched in high school and de-scholarshipped in college.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god ><
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just stop that man.
Jesus.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad mojo.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walk Vladimir Guerrero.
Wow. We know how to give back games.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Courtest of Face and his awesome give them an out at 3b on the bases, then give them another out at 3rd in the field cause you suck at all facets of the game approach to the game.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's this, Darren O' Day?
Help us, Obi-wan Kenobi – you’re our only hope.
by jam0152 on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, that sets up the DP at least
Try it again:
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Then right after I said,
“TA DA!”
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should I post the Milano pic again?
I’m new.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes please
Even though we only need one out.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP!!!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's how you fuckin tag
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice Salty!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice throw
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You see what he did there, Face?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what a throwwwwwwwwwwwww
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good grief...
You guys are some major MY haters. He’s serviceable at 3b. Nowhere near as bad as one would think by reading these boards.
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's really not very good at third.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually yes
with a glove he is pretty horrible
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no. he's awful.
maybe the worst in the league. sorry. He can hit though and he’s got to play somewhere.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, he sucks.
But he’ll get better so I don’t complain too much. But then he’ll be too old and will suck again. At that point I will complain.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He makes too many
absolutely horrible plays like he just did there to be even labeled “serviceable”.
by behindthebag on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serviceable according to fuck what?
Do you not watch the games or look at defensive stats?
What on Earth could you be basing this on?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously?
He plays deep and hugs the line while Elvis covers everything else. He has the slowest feet of any infielder in baseball. He looks retarded over there on a routine basis.
by ncrangerfan on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Young
He really is a bad third baseman.
I’d have more sympathy for him it he had prepared for playing 3B in the offseason, rather than complaining about the move for three months.
by Darrell McKown on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he's only the worst defensive third baseman in baseball.
Clearly, he’s serviceable as hell.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blalock's not a 3rd baseman.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blalock doesn't paly there anymore, so that's kind of irrelevant.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you're talking about old Hank Blalock
He’s still worse than Hank used to be over there.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
Comparing Young to Vazquez/Blalock of last year, I think MY’s a step up. By the end of the season, it will be a big step up.
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By UZR/150, Young is worth than both were last year.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*worse, not worth.
Apparently I have a lithp.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thilly boy.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My typing fucking thucks.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really.
Vazquez, who got the bulk of the playing time last year at third, had a -15 UZR/150.
MY has a -20 UZR/150.
Even if you expect it to improve over the rest of the season, I don’t think it’s going to be a whole lot better than Vazquez’s.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, nevermind.
Wrong UZR/150 for Vazquez. He was -18 at 3B last year.
So Vazquez is worse than I thought, and he still wasn’t as bad as MY has been.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except that Young has been worse than Vazquez was last year.
Vazquez uzr/150 at 3b: -18.3
Face at 3b in ’09: -20.9
Face flunks the fuck out of the eye test, too.
And like someone else already said, I’d have a lot more patience for the suck if he had actually worked on 3b this off season rather than whining and complaining like a little vag and going out of his way to let us know he wasn’t going to work at 3b during the off season cause he didn’t think he should have to.
Eff that guy.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soze ur Mom.
What’s your point?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
theres a reason blalock is no longer a third baseman
thats like saying that your fast, compared to adrian gonzalez
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
There are not many fans of Young’s defense at third here, eh?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would there be?
He fucking sucks at 3rd.
by behindthebag on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont think there is even one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, there's knucklewhatever09.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he doesnt count
because there is no way hes actually serious
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so will u be coming back?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Mike Scioscia
That was a very stupid decision.
You got lucky on the steal at third. You weren’t going to get lucky twice.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good view from behind home
steeeerike.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA
I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU WHERE RUNNING YOU STUPID GIMP, BUT THANK YOU
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's some piss poor managing by Sosschia.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hooray for stupidity!
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
O'Baby!!
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Socia must have a lot of money on the Rangers tonight
because they are killing themselves
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously,
Vlad is a fucking idiot. Surely Socia was not behind that.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So, I was at dinner.
Why Borbon for Cruz: injury, or just to get the kid some playing time?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lower back pain.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cruz pulled a muscle or something.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooo ooo
Where’d you eat?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neighborhood burger-beer-and-bourbon joint.
And yes, folks, the drink is spelled with a “u,” and the player is not.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beer and bourbon joint? Isn't that a bar?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sort of.
But they have solid burgers, and a relatively large menu beyond that ~ lots of stuff from the grill. Seating in the back, pool table and some more seating upstairs. Caught a bunch of the Cardinals-Giants game ’case it started raining.
Any Balmer folks here? They’d probably know it…
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is how to spell scoscia
White people. Damn.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't care.
I hate him.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn! I was about to ask how many ways can a board spell it...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
“Socia,” just like I said.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Douche is easier to remember.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serve is being held.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's that rooftop sniper I ordered?
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just found out Mr Rogers is dead, I'm out of ideas
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wear it!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Rush the mound! :)
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CHARGE THE MOUND
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Escobar is back. I think
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
last i heard escobar had been both moved to the pen and reinjured.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that bullshit.
Byrd just got hit?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I want vengence
or just a good brawl
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am more bloodthirsty than usual tonight.
This game could use some violence.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
free baserunner
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
by a 68 mph
breaking ball
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still, this is just Douche's way of being angry, and lashing out.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuck
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Hank Blalock.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we put Tommy Hunter on the mound for one pitch?
Preferably right at Torri Hunter’s face.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NO...bring on the assasin
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Does Darryl Hamilton
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Otis Nixon might
Scarborough Green as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more on green
per wikipedia
Following his career in baseball, Green pursued a collegiate football career at NCAA Division II Harding University. Green transferred to Division III McMurry University in Abilene, Texas, to play football.
While serving as the football team’s punter, wide receiver, and in other positions, Green participated in track and field for McMurry. Green had a strong leg in the 2007 National Champion McMurry University 4×100 relay team, and he added to his All-American titles by running in the 4×400 relay.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow.
My dad went to McMurry…I bet he doesn’t know that tidbit of info
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my brother went to HP for a year
be he doesnt know either
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Dustin Pedroia.
Wait, what?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please get through this CJ
I don’t want to hear all the wash bashing otherwise sure to occur.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wash sucks.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CJ should not have been available today
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll get bashed even if CJ does.
There’s always something to bash him about.
by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's really not our fault...is it?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it so hard to not start a count
down 2-0??
by ScratchHorn on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So much for CJ not pitching tonight after last night's disaster?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know what you are talking about
C.J. was a disaster last night?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We pitched CJ wilson and frankie francisco in non save situations
It was the apocalypse of baseball.
?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I'm thinking.
I think Elvis made an error that led to a lot of that, if I remember correctly
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We pitched CJ wilson and frankie francisco in non save situations
It was the apocalypse of baseball
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teen angst.
It’s all the rage now…evidently.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Near disaster, anyway.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CJ always gives up that leadoff hit or walk.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The only thing that made "Charmed" worth watching!!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rose McGowan is hot
Holly Marie Combs is cute
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shannen Doherty is hot as well.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once thought so
But now, not so much.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's not as hot now as she once was.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
90210?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Around that era, yeah.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She was never hot,
not even in 90210!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on, Brenda was hottie for a season or two...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tiffany Amber-Thiessen
Now that is hot.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hellz Yeah!!!
Good ole’ Saved by the Bell!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Elizabeth Berkley!!!
OMG!!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boo.
Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?
by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy chicks are hot, dammit!!
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy?
She was just a BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're hot too!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya'll are crazy
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are
That is a very attractive woman and if you saw her walking down the sidewalk you’d look twice. Either that or you’re gay, lying, or celebrity drunk.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd hold her hand at the dance.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't say she was fugly...
but her alledged attitude is a put off
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've never dated a hot, attitude-stocked woman before?
It may not be the sort of relationship you want to commit to, but it can be a lot of fun over short periods of time.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have some very fond memories,
mixed with some very not-so-fond memories.
But on the whole, it was definitely worth it.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually married 1,
but she is also good with my kids, so it evens out.
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are y'all still married?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
and her 20 yo daughter is currently preggers x 3. So I am going to have 3 grandbabies before the age of 40.
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, good stuff then.
Though now I’m at a loss as to why Shannon Doherty’s reputed bitchiness is a turn-off.
Best wishes for your (step?)daughter’s triplets…
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's bar hot
but not celebrity hot anymore
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True,
McGowan got hotter after she went brunette…HMC was extremely GND, but hot before she really was pregnant.
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double plays are not the only things that phot induces.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It worked, and I now need smoke
BRB…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really have to move the TV next to the window
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rhads sounds very unconfident.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously john
“im worried we might lose”
really?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice punch out Ceej!
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sickening, nasty pitch
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HA!
NICE SWING!
What a hack!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone see the Baseball Tonight guys
making fun of a swing Kevin Millar took the other night?
Hilarious.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just referring to his
old LSB account name. I wonder if he still checks it
by ScratchHorn on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ceej letting Wash know he's pissed about wasted in yesterday's game
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where was that pitch?
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So much for CJ's not doing well on back to back nights?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Weren't you one of the ones spazzing out about it last night?
by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean in the middle of all that Washington bashing...
…you chose to sit out?
Hmmm… somehow I doubt that.
by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wash didn't have much choice, becuase Padilla forced him to expend his middle-releif staff the night before
Contrary to what you think, I only bash Wash when I have a problem with what he’s done. I didn’t have a big problem with what he did last night, because he didn’t have a choice.
I just don’t put much energy into defending him when people go blitzkreig on him for no good reason, becuase it’s usually just karmic retribution for some bonehead move he’s pulled in the past.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I give credit to our fans tonight!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haven't heard, I'm amazed I can hear them on the radio though
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don’t know why they keep running when it’s obv foul.. as if a huge gust of wind is going to blow it fair
by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are the red tops cooler?
They’ve worn them all series.
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you do realize
that the pitcher has the option/choice (IIRC)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they wear the reds every saturday, every home angels series, and select red out weekends
by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much, just to fuck with the Angels I guess
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're good luck
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they look cooler
If you’re talking about temperature… no.
by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cut it out already.
K
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy geezus CJ!!!!!!!!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow CJ
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEA CJ!!!
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Again...
CJ is so horrible… blah blah blah…
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck these biatches
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking beautiful.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The little girl in those Rangers promos
has dog face
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just For Men Dad wouldn't even hit that shit.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not saying I wouldn't
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ceej is PISSED!
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just not the one that played in May or June
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vote for mustard/soy broiled salmon and brussel sprouts!
Gotta cook, I’m out.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's 10 p man, wth?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm European man...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no ice with your drinks?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I put the shot glass in the freezer first.
Does that count?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me check...............
if you drive a Smart car then yes it counts
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha...never.
It’s been too good of a game to leave tonight…I can always eat after I watch my Rangers win.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a good man, just don't starve yourself like the real Europeans do
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe this bad joke will run you off
If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunno.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're-a-peein'!
HA!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You were right
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go with the smallest brussel sprouts you can find.
The larger ones just aren’t as good.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to grow them in my garden, love em.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone ever mentioned on here
how Frankie looks like a turtle?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've always thought he looks like the 80s SNL animated character
Tippy Turtle.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly.
I almost said a cartoon turtle
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All brown people look like turtles to me.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about purple people?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wow...
That’s racist!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
It’s a flavor of soda, like Orange, or Purple…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Purple drank! Love me some Dave Chapelle!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its the source of his power.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you put
Frankie’s head on a cartoon turtle?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So why is Frankie our closer again? Seriously
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Because he's been one of the best in baseball at the job this year?
Other than that though, who knows…
by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Says the guy who thinks CJ can't pitch back to back days ever
And something about a 1.19 era
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well CJ has had quite a few more appearances now, and has not had to go on the DL twice
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well franke didn't close too many games out while he was on the DL
and CJ isn’t exactly the picture of health. how many surgeries is it?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IIRC CJ has had 2, Frankie has had 3
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What would you suggest?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
platoon the closer role as others have suggested
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought we were going to get out of this game with Davis not swinging wildly on a terrible pitch.
But I was wrong.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's an oxymoron
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eyre/El duque/Moscoso/Feliz
have combined for 9 shutout innings at AAA. 2 hits 7 K’s. Going to extra innings though since the offense sucks donkey penis.
by behindthebag on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
really
a fucking promo for ice age on fox sports SW?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
$$$
But it will make a lot of money so that means it must be GREAT.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i had a little rant about michael bay
critics hate his shit
yet he makes almost as much money/movie on average as james cameron (about 5 mil less) — as much as speilburg, in top 5 in hollywood as a director
but there isnt a freaking critic out there that likes his shit
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny movie when you're baked
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the shit tons of people go see terrible movies loaded with explosions because they aren't capable
of following an actual story.
by ncrangerfan on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's sort of what I was commenting on
These talking computer animation movies are so sterile looking and boring. And people love them.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Up was really good.
As was Wall*E.
But generally most of the talking computer animation movies are kid movies, and kid movies do tend to be sterile and boring… and profitable as fuck cause people love being able to take a big group of kids somewhere that will make them sit still and be quiet for two hours at a time.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pixar > dreamworks
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But.. But..
Shrek is awesome!
Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?
by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x1,000,000
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im 21
and like pretty much all of there movies
but there last 3 have been a cut above cinematically speaking IMO (though id still put toy story up there too)
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wall*E was great.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did u see what
we said on the 1st page of the gdt?
apparently someone thinks since u make money you must be good
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
naw was out after about the 2nd inning
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did we seriously
just do that fucking plug?
embarrassing
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yip...
that freakin movie is everywhere…yet another movie series that needs to end
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What movie is that?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ice Age XXIV
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminded me of Airplane 2 with the Rocky poster in the background
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ice Age
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh.
They made more than one of those POS’s?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this is the third.
Luckily I’m sterile from my days as a Russian-hunting nuclear sub captain so I have no progeny and so am not forced to see shit like this.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You hunted Russians in a nuclear sub?
Isn’t it easier with just a rifle and a duck blind?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i saw the 1st one
whenever the hell it came out, it was ok
really dont care to see the other ones
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beats the hell outta your
“Special Friend”, Rick.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like Ric Renner, Rodney...
he just brings runs is all.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler. Bomb. Now.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he owes us.
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he owes us more than that weak sauce golf swing. Damnit
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well he took a HR cut!
i know, i know, its rare he does so.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buenos nachos.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohh spanish..
are you fluent?
No (feels forehead), I feel fine…
by cmkelly29 on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pixar vs dreamworks
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Clearly, Ian Kinsler's swing is juuuuuust fine.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FINISH THIS!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
5th flyball of the night....I'm starting to feel like kins won't be making any adjustments any time soon
by ncrangerfan on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and out hit by KKKrush. Nice
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone gets on base tonight except for him
even the fucking mid-game replacement rookie.
by behindthebag on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It may be time
to stop pretending Kins is a leadoff man now that we have Borbon up here.
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on frankie
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's hard crossing your toes, but I just did it!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Julio Borbon
will cut you so bad, you no wish he cut you so bad.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!!!!!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That'
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OH MY
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That what ya get chone
dugout
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats what you call luck.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously,
WTF was he doing?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eat poo chode
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Figgins:
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude
Is that from a movie?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah it's really gross
I kinda wish it would go away.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"He sent me snuff"
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a ginger.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Always a place for Southpark quotes
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that real? The blood needs to be more maroon imo...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This from a guy with a monkey as his pic.
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fail.
meant to reply to Lost in Space
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Further down, I mean
double fail. No more booze for a while
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha! the monkey pic threw you off I suppose
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"is that real?" with a camera shot through the hole in her head?
its from texas chainsaw massacre i believe.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup...that's the movie I was thinking it was from...
the chick they pick up that freaks out in the first part of the movie
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
UH, gross
and uncalled for….
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just don't hurt animals and general public will be ok with it
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chone Figgins
Not only is he the size of a cockroach, but he has the intellegence of one too!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Figgins with the assist, wipes out Frankie's gaffe
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha!!!!
Way to go Figgins!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mama Can't Spell got greedy.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's funny!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a man landed on the moon
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Landed on moon
Nothing to do, got bored, left.
Went back a few times, still couldn’t find anything to do.
Haven’t been back since.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figgins hit a double and tripped rounding 2nd and got stuck in between 2nd and 3rd
where he was tagged out.
by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Picked off between 2nd & 3rd.
Dummy play.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ron W ejaculated in the dugout, and some sunflower seeds shot out his nostrils
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
9-4-5-6-5
WTH is it with the odd plays tonight?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure what the big deal is
I think he woulda been at 3b standing without him tripping.
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't
I think he was hosed.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frankie still looks a little rusty.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
honestly not alot of movement on the ball from what I can see
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was true grit.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Put him away
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE
go ahead and squash these cockroaches!
Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"
by randyd on Jul 1, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
frankie pitch like frankie
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like pre-DL Frankie
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Bobby Abreu
Goddamn it.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuner
Rangers <333
by Wakes1331 on Jul 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i hate abreu
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by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How about a game ending double play?!?!?!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Then again...maybe not
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damnit
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's never easy is it?
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't be Rangers baseball if it were...
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are the Rangers
What do you expect?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is hilarious
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guerrero all but guaranteed an at bat now
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm.
I thought the game ended 5 minutes ago per this thread. Guess not.
Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?
by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pfft its over.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok now i regret this statement
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on
Finish this! I have stuff to do.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He just needs to relax
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Frankies not confident, neither am I
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where is the 94-97mph?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's hitting 94
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One more for Frankie's sake...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Frankie the closer again?
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Toriiiii
Make sure to tell your kid you hurt your balls tonight.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this does not look good....
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it, Two Frank.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rut roh
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
get someone warmed up
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Son of a bitch.
I have a terrible feeling right now.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get your shit together Frankie.
Like rightfuckingnow
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
phew
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is making me very sad.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That makes me happier.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh thank you vladdy
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
omg...wow
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Vlad fail.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you davis
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rat face better not ruin it for me
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice, CD.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I know it's too late now, but I went to the trouble of finding this
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HA!
That pup is really trying to get away from something.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And look what you did.
Restrain yourself!
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rivera.
Fuck you preemptively.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
word
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have hunter up than freakin rivera
i hate this man
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can we get
a single play squid?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, Frankie is just all over the freaking place.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck me
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew it.
I knew it. i felt it
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck me.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
no fucking way.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well fuck
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAIFSQOUE
IT HURTS
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
You could see that coming.
Frankie doesn’t have it tonight.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is your fault.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a perfect world,
It would be the Assassin pitching against Rivera right now!!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i fucking knew it... that son of a bitch
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
FUCK FUC KFUCK
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck me running
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU!
He still doesn’t look to be 100%
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just going to go ahead and say this
should have left FUCKING CJ in
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
eat shit and die rivera
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
UN-FREAKIN-BELIEVABLE!!!!!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Back to the DL with him
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cock sucking Japanese monkey women with pigtails.
That sucked.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yakity Fucking Sax.
Are you sucking fucking me?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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