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Man I really enjoyed Boomers
Suck vs blow comment.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Thank you, thank you very much(in Elvis overtones)
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Before the thread closed,
I started to say we should campaign for Fair Poles and Suck Jobs.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Baseball 101 says: Never make the first or third out at third base.
That said, I like the hustle from Mike.
by jam0152 on Jul 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What else does it say?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Repost:
My pic is kinda small, but does MY look noticably slower this year?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
and he never was a burner either
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, I kinda thought so.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Milly's got this now
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitch count?
Anyone?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
94
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you suck.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Borbon with the Borbonehead move in left.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mmmm...
Ok, I’ll give it to you.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bah.
Pick up the freaking ball, Julio.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Should switch to Trojans then
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great, an error.
You can probably forget seeing him in CF anytime soon.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna mail you a gold-plated knee.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Borbon's throw looked plenty strong there, it just went straight into the ground.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that literally made me LOL
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wake up ump...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking ump
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah fuck that ump
fuck fuck
"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009
by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Chode.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF....
'Howard makes me fear the NKoreans less... If they shot anything at us, he’d be there to block it." - Aquaman56
"Also Ian’s season is following the same pattern as Ricky Martins Career. Both needed another hit, bad." - SaltyGoesYard
by hinduplaya on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU DO NOT CLAP ON OUR THIRD BASE MOTHERFUCKER
We need a rooftop assassin at the Ballpark immediately.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Que?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figgins...when he got to third he clapped.
I don’t like it and want him executed.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, okay.
I tend not to mind little shit like that.
It’s the big old fist-pump screaming dancing strutting shit that makes my thick goopy crimson blood boil.
But I’m all for carnage, so, go for it.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*volunteers*
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr Rogers?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome idea.
Quick, someone call GB.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for nothing you blind blue bastard
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go team go!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bobby Abreu.
Just throw a strike, he won’t hit it!
How can you walk him with four pitches?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Partially
Because the home plate is fucking blind.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great job by the Rangers to win the last 2 of this series.
Huge. Especially with 10 of the last 13 in the season series at Anaheim.
by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
done did
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jinxie Bastard!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, it always puzzles me when pitchers can't get called strikes in a certain place yet they keep pounding that exact same spot.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ronny Wash looks like he could use a smoke.
by jam0152 on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
when doesn't he?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he will
Satisfy that urge immediately upon returning to the tunnel
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
much better!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I like this one better
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
everyone feel free to save and post when needed
Or whatever else you want to do with it (I just don’t care to know).
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's my new screen saver.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah
there’s my sense of foreboding.
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing can be easy
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
son of a bitch......
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK!!!
GODDAMN IT MURPHY! WTF ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE???
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WARM FASTER, O'DAY
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
David Murphy is sloow getting back on a ball.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember when folks claimed he could play all three OF positions....
by ncrangerfan on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's technically true, though.
I mean… technically.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh murph.. close.
needed to make hunter look like a fool for flipping his bat on an out.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we watching a baseball game or cartoons here?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that look have gave to the ump was badass
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If they woulda put Borbon in CF
Byrd makes that play
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Murphy is a suckass RF'er.
Nelly Cruz would’ve caught the fuck out of that ball.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry, Nelson Cruz is not a better OF than Murphy. And that ain't saying just a whole lot.
by jam0152 on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
I just figured Dirk was kidding.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
with no glove, Kevin Mitchellesque...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vladimir
is an odd name for a latino
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's half Czech
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vladimir
Is a man.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS A FUCK!
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What was that face?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING MICHAEL YOUNG IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE AT THIRD FUCKING BASE
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I certainly hope not.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hope not, really hope not
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice tag, Mike.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I FUCKING HATE HIM SO MUCH.
HE IS SO TERRIBLE.
I HOPE HE DIES WHILE WATCHING A MONKEY MAKE LOVE TO HIS WIFE AGAINST HER WILL.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
This is why I love you, Dirky.
Awesome.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now if that happens
in real life, you’ll be the prime suspect.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec-tum
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does it smell good?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Salty catches that fouled third strike off his mask
is it an out? I would imagine yes.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was just bush league as hell.
What a terrible 3b he is.
It’s so laughable that Josh and Tom were talking about what a good third baseman he’s become.
He’s terrible.
That weak ass shit gets u benched in high school and de-scholarshipped in college.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god ><
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just stop that man.
Jesus.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad mojo.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walk Vladimir Guerrero.
Wow. We know how to give back games.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Courtest of Face and his awesome give them an out at 3b on the bases, then give them another out at 3rd in the field cause you suck at all facets of the game approach to the game.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's this, Darren O' Day?
Help us, Obi-wan Kenobi – you’re our only hope.
by jam0152 on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, that sets up the DP at least
Try it again:

Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Then right after I said,
“TA DA!”
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should I post the Milano pic again?
I’m new.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes please
Even though we only need one out.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP!!!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's how you fuckin tag
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice Salty!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice throw
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You see what he did there, Face?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what a throwwwwwwwwwwwww
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good grief...
You guys are some major MY haters. He’s serviceable at 3b. Nowhere near as bad as one would think by reading these boards.
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's really not very good at third.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually yes
with a glove he is pretty horrible
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no. he's awful.
maybe the worst in the league. sorry. He can hit though and he’s got to play somewhere.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, he sucks.
But he’ll get better so I don’t complain too much. But then he’ll be too old and will suck again. At that point I will complain.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He makes too many
absolutely horrible plays like he just did there to be even labeled “serviceable”.
by behindthebag on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serviceable according to fuck what?
Do you not watch the games or look at defensive stats?
What on Earth could you be basing this on?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously?
He plays deep and hugs the line while Elvis covers everything else. He has the slowest feet of any infielder in baseball. He looks retarded over there on a routine basis.
by ncrangerfan on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Young
He really is a bad third baseman.
I’d have more sympathy for him it he had prepared for playing 3B in the offseason, rather than complaining about the move for three months.
by Darrell McKown on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he's only the worst defensive third baseman in baseball.
Clearly, he’s serviceable as hell.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blalock's not a 3rd baseman.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blalock doesn't paly there anymore, so that's kind of irrelevant.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you're talking about old Hank Blalock
He’s still worse than Hank used to be over there.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
Comparing Young to Vazquez/Blalock of last year, I think MY’s a step up. By the end of the season, it will be a big step up.
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By UZR/150, Young is worth than both were last year.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*worse, not worth.
Apparently I have a lithp.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thilly boy.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My typing fucking thucks.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really.
Vazquez, who got the bulk of the playing time last year at third, had a -15 UZR/150.
MY has a -20 UZR/150.
Even if you expect it to improve over the rest of the season, I don’t think it’s going to be a whole lot better than Vazquez’s.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, nevermind.
Wrong UZR/150 for Vazquez. He was -18 at 3B last year.
So Vazquez is worse than I thought, and he still wasn’t as bad as MY has been.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except that Young has been worse than Vazquez was last year.
Vazquez uzr/150 at 3b: -18.3
Face at 3b in ’09: -20.9
Face flunks the fuck out of the eye test, too.
And like someone else already said, I’d have a lot more patience for the suck if he had actually worked on 3b this off season rather than whining and complaining like a little vag and going out of his way to let us know he wasn’t going to work at 3b during the off season cause he didn’t think he should have to.
Eff that guy.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soze ur Mom.
What’s your point?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
theres a reason blalock is no longer a third baseman
thats like saying that your fast, compared to adrian gonzalez
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
There are not many fans of Young’s defense at third here, eh?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would there be?
He fucking sucks at 3rd.
by behindthebag on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont think there is even one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, there's knucklewhatever09.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he doesnt count
because there is no way hes actually serious
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so will u be coming back?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Mike Scioscia
That was a very stupid decision.
You got lucky on the steal at third. You weren’t going to get lucky twice.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good view from behind home
steeeerike.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA
I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU WHERE RUNNING YOU STUPID GIMP, BUT THANK YOU
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's some piss poor managing by Sosschia.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hooray for stupidity!
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
O'Baby!!
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Socia must have a lot of money on the Rangers tonight
because they are killing themselves
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously,
Vlad is a fucking idiot. Surely Socia was not behind that.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So, I was at dinner.
Why Borbon for Cruz: injury, or just to get the kid some playing time?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lower back pain.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cruz pulled a muscle or something.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooo ooo
Where’d you eat?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neighborhood burger-beer-and-bourbon joint.
And yes, folks, the drink is spelled with a “u,” and the player is not.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beer and bourbon joint? Isn't that a bar?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sort of.
But they have solid burgers, and a relatively large menu beyond that ~ lots of stuff from the grill. Seating in the back, pool table and some more seating upstairs. Caught a bunch of the Cardinals-Giants game ’case it started raining.
Any Balmer folks here? They’d probably know it…
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is how to spell scoscia
White people. Damn.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't care.
I hate him.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn! I was about to ask how many ways can a board spell it...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
“Socia,” just like I said.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Douche is easier to remember.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serve is being held.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's that rooftop sniper I ordered?
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just found out Mr Rogers is dead, I'm out of ideas
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wear it!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Rush the mound! :)
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CHARGE THE MOUND
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Escobar is back. I think
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
last i heard escobar had been both moved to the pen and reinjured.
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by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that bullshit.
Byrd just got hit?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I want vengence
or just a good brawl
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am more bloodthirsty than usual tonight.
This game could use some violence.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
free baserunner
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
by a 68 mph
breaking ball
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still, this is just Douche's way of being angry, and lashing out.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuck
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Hank Blalock.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we put Tommy Hunter on the mound for one pitch?
Preferably right at Torri Hunter’s face.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NO...bring on the assasin
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Does Darryl Hamilton
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Otis Nixon might
Scarborough Green as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more on green
per wikipedia
Following his career in baseball, Green pursued a collegiate football career at NCAA Division II Harding University. Green transferred to Division III McMurry University in Abilene, Texas, to play football.
While serving as the football team’s punter, wide receiver, and in other positions, Green participated in track and field for McMurry. Green had a strong leg in the 2007 National Champion McMurry University 4×100 relay team, and he added to his All-American titles by running in the 4×400 relay.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow.
My dad went to McMurry…I bet he doesn’t know that tidbit of info
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my brother went to HP for a year
be he doesnt know either
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Dustin Pedroia.
Wait, what?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please get through this CJ
I don’t want to hear all the wash bashing otherwise sure to occur.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wash sucks.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CJ should not have been available today
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll get bashed even if CJ does.
There’s always something to bash him about.
by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's really not our fault...is it?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it so hard to not start a count
down 2-0??
by ScratchHorn on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So much for CJ not pitching tonight after last night's disaster?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know what you are talking about
C.J. was a disaster last night?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We pitched CJ wilson and frankie francisco in non save situations
It was the apocalypse of baseball.
?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I'm thinking.
I think Elvis made an error that led to a lot of that, if I remember correctly
by knuckleball03 on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We pitched CJ wilson and frankie francisco in non save situations
It was the apocalypse of baseball
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teen angst.
It’s all the rage now…evidently.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Near disaster, anyway.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CJ always gives up that leadoff hit or walk.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The only thing that made "Charmed" worth watching!!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rose McGowan is hot
Holly Marie Combs is cute
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shannen Doherty is hot as well.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once thought so
But now, not so much.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's not as hot now as she once was.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
90210?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Around that era, yeah.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She was never hot,
not even in 90210!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on, Brenda was hottie for a season or two...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tiffany Amber-Thiessen
Now that is hot.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hellz Yeah!!!
Good ole’ Saved by the Bell!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Elizabeth Berkley!!!
OMG!!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boo.
Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?
by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy chicks are hot, dammit!!
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy?
She was just a BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're hot too!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya'll are crazy

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are
That is a very attractive woman and if you saw her walking down the sidewalk you’d look twice. Either that or you’re gay, lying, or celebrity drunk.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd hold her hand at the dance.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't say she was fugly...
but her alledged attitude is a put off
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've never dated a hot, attitude-stocked woman before?
It may not be the sort of relationship you want to commit to, but it can be a lot of fun over short periods of time.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have some very fond memories,
mixed with some very not-so-fond memories.
But on the whole, it was definitely worth it.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually married 1,
but she is also good with my kids, so it evens out.
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are y'all still married?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
and her 20 yo daughter is currently preggers x 3. So I am going to have 3 grandbabies before the age of 40.
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, good stuff then.
Though now I’m at a loss as to why Shannon Doherty’s reputed bitchiness is a turn-off.
Best wishes for your (step?)daughter’s triplets…
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's bar hot
but not celebrity hot anymore
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True,
McGowan got hotter after she went brunette…HMC was extremely GND, but hot before she really was pregnant.
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double plays are not the only things that phot induces.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It worked, and I now need smoke
BRB…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really have to move the TV next to the window
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rhads sounds very unconfident.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously john
“im worried we might lose”
really?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on




